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Chapter 103 Director Wu

After bumping into ghosts so many times, my buddy has grown a lot more courageous. I swallowed a mouthful of spit, and pretended to be calm and said: "Master, you...you continue, I will find someone."

"Oh, do you want some? My niece just brought it to me today." Hei Ying said while lying down again, eating the tribute.

"Master, you are welcome, no need, I have already eaten." As I said that, I raised my head and prepared to move on.

But as soon as he looked up, he was immediately dumbfounded. He never expected that there would be a lot of dark shadows in the empty graveyard just now!These black shadows are next to each other, and there are hundreds of them densely packed.They were all dressed in modern clothes, lifeless, covered in mud, and some with blood on their bodies.

Without exception, these ghosts all had red eyes, looking at me with a sneer.Many of these ghosts lack arms and legs, and there are also one or two headless ones. The dark night makes them even more eerie.

"Big Brothers and Sisters, I'm passing by and looking for someone. I'm sorry to disturb everyone's rest." I said repeatedly, and then walked towards the group of ghosts with the soul-calling lamp.

In any case, today has to fight.For that kid Liu Yishou, I don't care too much.

In order to avoid being attacked by these grandchildren, I simply clipped the yin and yang around my waist. I really don't believe that these grandchildren dare to attack me.

Ghosts have the habit of getting together, I don't know if there are any ghosts of Liu Yishou here.Liu Yishou liked to get together when he was alive, so he should like to get together even more after his death?

I softly called Liu Yishou's name, and walked forward step by step with the soul-calling lantern, staring at the ghosts on both sides. It would be best if Liu Yishou's heavenly soul jumped out.

"Liu Yishou, Liu Yishou, Liu Yishou." I called softly and walked forward, and quickly walked to the front of the ghost group.These ghosts stood motionless in front of me like idiots one by one.I scolded an idiot in my heart, and then moved on.

I don't believe it anymore, with Yin Yang scissors and Boy Yang Qi backing me up, how dare these ghosts do anything to me?

Sure enough, when I walked up with a lantern, the other party obediently stepped out of the way.I felt relaxed for a while, it seems that these ghosts are still quite afraid of me.

For a while, I calmed down a lot.

I walked among the ghosts, and the ghosts automatically surrounded me.This made me feel scared, these ghosts probably want to play with me, right?I looked around vigilantly, and now I can basically see the appearance of the ghosts around me.

To be honest, I'm a little curious.Why did Liu Yishou only see a blurred outline when he opened his yin and yang eyes, but I could clearly see the faces of these souls?It's almost like seeing people in broad daylight.

You must know that Liu Yishou is an orthodox Taoist disciple.

Later I learned that people's eyes can also be dull. Some people are born with yin and yang eyes. Even without the help of anything, they can still see ghosts.However, some people's eyes lack this function and must rely on certain props.

There is another type of people whose eyes completely lack this function, even if props are used, it is useless.So, Liu Yishou's eyes are not as talented as mine, so it is reasonable to see ghosts vaguely.

Although Liu Yishou sees ghosts in a blur now, he can practice, and it is also possible to improve his yin and yang eyes the day after tomorrow.This is the difference between Taoist disciples and ordinary people.

But I looked and looked, checked all the faces, and still couldn't find Liu Yishou. I felt lost and nervous for a while.

There is no sign of Liu Yishou here, so where should I go to find Liu Yishou?

I sighed, and turned around to look elsewhere.

But I didn't expect that when I walked forward, these ghosts would take the initiative to follow behind me and follow me.

Even after I walked out of the cemetery, these grandchildren still followed closely behind my ass.

I'm going, why the hell are they following me? This is it!I was flustered for a while, and I ran two steps faster, and they all speeded up, it seemed that they were following me.

If these innocent souls were brought into the village, it would be a big trouble, and there might be some troubles.So I stood still and looked at them angrily: "You all stop for me, what do you want to do with me?"

They didn't say a word, and kept staring at me with their red eyes.

"At least give me a word." I got angry and took out the yin and yang scissors, ready to scare them.

And at this moment, I suddenly heard a sound of beeping, which was clearly the sound of a car's horn.

Strange, how could there be cars in this wild countryside?And even if there is a bus passing by the village, it is impossible to pass through the mass graves.

Inexplicably, I turned around and took a look, and it was really a bus that caught my eye.

But when I saw this, I was immediately taken aback.

Because I am very familiar with this bus, isn't this the ghost bus I took?How did this ghost car appear here?

I thought to myself that nine out of ten people came here to pull the soul.

"Boy, what a coincidence." At this moment, the car door opened.

It was the same driver from before. It seemed that he had fully recovered from the burns on his body, and the gauze had been removed from his face. What I saw was the face of a middle-aged man.

The man's hair was well combed, his face was sharp and angular, and his chin was slightly stubbled.

"Uncle, hello, it's a coincidence." I said with a smile.

"Yeah." The uncle got out of the car, looked behind me meaningfully, and said with a smile, "Why are you here in the middle of the night?"

I said: "It's okay, I'm going to pass here at night. By the way, uncle, what are you doing here?"

The uncle smiled: "Don't be a big uncle, I have no status, call me Director Wu!"

"Director Wu?" I couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle, you are the director."

Director Wu said with a half-smile, "Why, no?"

I hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, but which bureau chief are you?"

"Which bureau chief am I? You don't know yet, but you can take me as the chief of the immigration bureau." Director Wu said, "It's just that the object of our immigration is not a person, but a ghost. It makes sense, don't you think?" ?”

I smiled, thinking that Director Wu is crazy because he wants to be an official, but since he wants to be the director of the Immigration Bureau, I will let him do it!Immediately asked: "Director Wu, what are you doing here?"

Director Wu said: "I heard that a large number of illegal immigrants have come here. I have to take these illegal immigrants away."

After saying that, Director Wu got out of the car, then took out a bunch of wind chimes from his waist, hung them on the car door, and shouted behind me: "Get in the car, get in the car, die early and reincarnate early."

However, those ghosts still didn't get in the car, they just stood there, and some of them even slipped behind me.

I was wondering, you said they don't get in the car, why should they follow me?
Director Wu was taken aback at first, but when he saw the soul-calling lamp in my hand, his eyes froze suddenly: "Boy, is this calling for souls?"

"Yeah, summoning souls." I said with a smile.

"Why don't you write the name of the other party on the lamp of the soul?" Director Wu smiled again: "No wonder these ghosts don't want to get in the car."

I was surprised for a while: "Director Wu, can you see these ghosts? You also know how to summon souls?"

Director Wu said: "I can't see it."

"Then how do you know they weren't in the car?"

"When they get on the car, the wind chime on my car will ring." Director Wu said, "As for summoning souls, ahem... I saw my grandma recruiting them before, so I only know one step."

I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't believe Director Wu in my heart. Anyway, I had an illusion that the real him was never as simple as I saw.

"By the way, I brought a few lonely ghosts from near the village, can you see if there is anyone you are looking for?" Director Wu said to me.

I nodded, then got in the car and looked around.

After a quick glance, I hurried down.These ghosts all died violently, and even the ghosts maintained the state before they died.Among them, three ghosts seemed to have been crushed to death by something. Their whole bodies were crushed and their faces could not be seen clearly.Another one was burned to death, his skin was torn apart, black and red.

There is also a water ghost, whose mouth, ears and eyes are full of sand, looking at me stupidly.

Being stared at by these bastards, I can't help but feel hairy.

Disappointed, I shook my head at Director Wu: "There is no one I am looking for."

"No." Director Wu said: "I also met a guy with only Tianhun here. I wonder if he is the friend you are looking for?"

(End of this chapter)