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Chapter 104 The Lixie Charges
Chapter 104 The Lixie Charges
After finishing speaking, Chief Wu took off a jade pendant from his waist, bumped it against the car, and then a black mass fell out of it.
After landing, the black shadow gradually grew bigger like a sponge absorbing water.I looked at it like this, hey, who else could it be if it wasn't Liu Yishou?
I was excited for a while, and hurriedly said: "It's him, it's this kid!"
Director Wu smiled: "That's good, that's good. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
After finishing speaking, Director Wu patted me on the shoulder and motioned me to turn off the light.I knew that when the summoning lamp was on, these guys would only follow me, so I simply blew out the candle of the summoning lamp.
Then Director Wu shook the jade pendant in his hand, and those ghosts lined up automatically and got on the car slowly.
Ghosts are much more qualified than humans, and they didn't jump in line or compete.
"See you later!" Director Wu smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it, and let me in. I waved my hand and said no.
Director Wu smiled and started the engine, and left in the dust.
After Director Wu left, I hurriedly lit the summoning lamp, bit my middle finger, and wrote Liu Yishou's name on the lantern with blood from my fingertips, then walked home while chanting Liu Yishou's name.
"Liu Yishou, Liu Yishou." I softly called Liu Yishou's name, and Liu Yishou's Heavenly Soul followed me obediently, and walked home smoothly all the way.
Huang Pizi and the second grandpa haven't come back yet, I immediately introduced Liu Yishou's heavenly soul into Liu Yishou's body, chanted the mantra, and soon Liu Yishou's soul completely merged into it.
Since the members of Yinpai can deliver ghosts, they naturally also have the ability to integrate souls into their bodies.This is Yinpai's basic skill, called Soul Melting Technique!
After the soul completely merged into Liu Yishou's body, Liu Yishou jumped up with a rubbing sound: "What's the matter? I'm sorry, why do I remember that I was locked in a small dark room?"
It seems that Liu Yishou still retains the memory of Tianhun after he left the body.
I said, "It's okay, your Heavenly Soul was scared away by Li Xie, I'll help you catch the Heavenly Soul back."
"What?" Liu Yishou was dumbfounded: "My heavenly soul was scared away? I didn't do anything stupid, did I?"
I smiled and said, "No, no, nothing but eating."
Only then did Liu Yishou heave a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good, by the way. Where's the second grandpa? Where did he go? Why is there a foul smell here?"
I hurriedly said: "Let me tell you, here we met an old man who was rushed over by a yellow leather..."
"I'll fucking fix it right now." Liu Yishou was so impatient that he couldn't control his emotions again.
"Wait, wait." I hurriedly called to Liu Yishou: "I don't think the old man is a bad person, don't worry, the old man will help us pay back."
"Not bad? Not bad, why hit people?"
So I told Liu Yishou the story of Baojiaxian in detail.
After Liu Yishou finished listening, he was stunned for a long time: "Why do I feel like "Liao Zhai"?"
"Liao Zhai is full of vixens, okay? This one is yellow, and the race is different." I said.
"Okay." Liu smacked his lips with one hand: "I believe you once. But my stomach hurts a bit, so I'm going to take a shit first."
Saying that, Liu Yishou hurried to the hut.
But it didn't take long, when Liu Yishou's scream suddenly came from the hut, my heart tightened, and I immediately remembered what Huang Pizi said to me before, saying that the cemetery, the hut, etc. The place where the air is more concentrated is the place where Li Xie prefers to stay.
Wouldn't Liu Yishou, who is immortal and stiff, be so unlucky to run into that raccoon again?My brain exploded with a bang, I grabbed the yin and yang scissors and rushed out: "Liu Yishou, hold on, I'm here to save you."
"Save me!" Liu Yishou yelled loudly in the bathroom: "Who gave me peanuts? The fucking peanut shells scratched my ass..."
I couldn't laugh or cry, and felt sorry for Liu Yishou.
I thought it was really hard work for this kid to survive, even if he lost his mind, he was still reminded by bad luck all day long.
Liu Yishou's last move was very funny, I didn't know how to describe it at the time, anyway, until today, I finally thought of how to describe Liu Yishou.That is the standard horse-riding dance. I wonder if this is considered to be at the forefront of the times?
Soon, the second grandpa and Huang Pizi came back, and seeing their dejected expressions, it was clear that Li Xie must have not been found.
I hurried up and asked, "Second Grandpa, did you find it?"
The second grandpa shook his head and sighed: "It's not right, it stands to reason that Li Xie should be eager to rush at people now, could it be that he went to another place?"
Huang Pizi said: "No, Li Xie will only choose the nearest village, and there is no doubt that this is the nearest village."
"Could it be that the raccoon Xie was sealed underneath for too long, so her power was damaged and she couldn't rush forward?" I asked.
The second grandpa and Huang Pizi looked at each other and nodded: "It's also possible. But even if it doesn't hit someone, we should be able to feel it with such a strong evil spirit. Why can't we feel a little bit of it?" Evil spirit? Forget it, anyway, that thing probably won’t come out today, let’s rest for a while.”
After speaking, Huang Pizi yawned and went back to his room.
The second grandpa asked: "Daqiang, where are you, have you found Liu Yi's Heavenly Soul?"
I nodded: "Well, I found it, and I'm lucky."
When I said Cao Cao, Cao Cao would be here. As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Yishou came out of the room, yawning and looking at the second grandpa: "Second grandpa, you are back, did you catch that fatherless lixie?"
The second grandfather shook his head and asked, "Liu Yishou, are you alright?"
Liu Yishou smiled wryly: "What can I do? My body is fine, but my butt hurts."
"What's the matter with the butt?" The second grandfather looked at Liu Yishou wonderingly.
Liu Yi waved his hands and smiled: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I ate too many peanuts."
"What's wrong with your butt if you eat too much peanuts?" Second Grandpa asked again.
Liu Yishou still smirked: "It's nothing, it's nothing."
Huang Pizi's house is quite spacious, at least much more spacious than a hotel.I shared a room with Liu Yishou and thought there was more than enough space.
Liu and I share a bed in each hand.
I was also tired, so I closed my eyes and snored soundly.
Just when I was sleeping in a daze, I suddenly heard a commotion in the room.Now my nerves are very sensitive. When I heard that movement, I immediately realized that there must be something tricky.
So I slowly opened my eyes, and by the moonlight, I found that Liu Yishou was half sitting up slowly, his eyes were dull and dull, and his body seemed a little stiff.
What is he doing?I was very puzzled, maybe the peanut shell got stuck in my butt again.
Liu Yishou slowly climbed off the bed, without even wearing shoes, he crawled outside.
Yes, it is indeed crawling, crawling out on all fours!
I don't know what Liu Yishou is doing.
Suddenly a terrifying thought rose slowly in my mind, this kid must be Li Xie rushing forward!After thinking of this, I felt dizzy for a while, and hurriedly chased him out. In order to avoid being discovered by Liu Yishou, I tried to walk lightly.
If Li Xie really rushed forward, I would not be able to deal with him alone, and I would still need the assistance of Second Grandpa and Huang Pizi.
Liu Yishou actually got into Huang Pizi's room slowly.
I was terrified in my heart, and hurried to call my second grandpa.The second grandpa was sleeping in a daze, and after I woke him up, his hostile eyes almost flared up.
I know that there are two kinds of deep hatred in this world, one is the hatred of killing the father, and the other is the hatred of affecting sleep.
I think this sentence is not wrong at all. At this moment, the second grandpa is looking at me with the eyes that kill my father and enemy.
"Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?" Second Grandpa glared at me angrily.
"Don't talk, Second Grandpa, Liu Yishou might have been rushed by Lixie..." I whispered.
The second grandpa frowned: "Impossible, Li Xie is only coming out now?"
"Go and have a look, Liu has sneaked into Huang Pizi's room with one hand."
As soon as I finished speaking, there was a strange creaking sound in Huang Pizi's room.That voice was clearly Huang Pizi's cry.
"Not good." The second grandfather said in a gloomy voice, "Go and have a look!"
(End of this chapter)
After finishing speaking, Chief Wu took off a jade pendant from his waist, bumped it against the car, and then a black mass fell out of it.
After landing, the black shadow gradually grew bigger like a sponge absorbing water.I looked at it like this, hey, who else could it be if it wasn't Liu Yishou?
I was excited for a while, and hurriedly said: "It's him, it's this kid!"
Director Wu smiled: "That's good, that's good. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
After finishing speaking, Director Wu patted me on the shoulder and motioned me to turn off the light.I knew that when the summoning lamp was on, these guys would only follow me, so I simply blew out the candle of the summoning lamp.
Then Director Wu shook the jade pendant in his hand, and those ghosts lined up automatically and got on the car slowly.
Ghosts are much more qualified than humans, and they didn't jump in line or compete.
"See you later!" Director Wu smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it, and let me in. I waved my hand and said no.
Director Wu smiled and started the engine, and left in the dust.
After Director Wu left, I hurriedly lit the summoning lamp, bit my middle finger, and wrote Liu Yishou's name on the lantern with blood from my fingertips, then walked home while chanting Liu Yishou's name.
"Liu Yishou, Liu Yishou." I softly called Liu Yishou's name, and Liu Yishou's Heavenly Soul followed me obediently, and walked home smoothly all the way.
Huang Pizi and the second grandpa haven't come back yet, I immediately introduced Liu Yishou's heavenly soul into Liu Yishou's body, chanted the mantra, and soon Liu Yishou's soul completely merged into it.
Since the members of Yinpai can deliver ghosts, they naturally also have the ability to integrate souls into their bodies.This is Yinpai's basic skill, called Soul Melting Technique!
After the soul completely merged into Liu Yishou's body, Liu Yishou jumped up with a rubbing sound: "What's the matter? I'm sorry, why do I remember that I was locked in a small dark room?"
It seems that Liu Yishou still retains the memory of Tianhun after he left the body.
I said, "It's okay, your Heavenly Soul was scared away by Li Xie, I'll help you catch the Heavenly Soul back."
"What?" Liu Yishou was dumbfounded: "My heavenly soul was scared away? I didn't do anything stupid, did I?"
I smiled and said, "No, no, nothing but eating."
Only then did Liu Yishou heave a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good, by the way. Where's the second grandpa? Where did he go? Why is there a foul smell here?"
I hurriedly said: "Let me tell you, here we met an old man who was rushed over by a yellow leather..."
"I'll fucking fix it right now." Liu Yishou was so impatient that he couldn't control his emotions again.
"Wait, wait." I hurriedly called to Liu Yishou: "I don't think the old man is a bad person, don't worry, the old man will help us pay back."
"Not bad? Not bad, why hit people?"
So I told Liu Yishou the story of Baojiaxian in detail.
After Liu Yishou finished listening, he was stunned for a long time: "Why do I feel like "Liao Zhai"?"
"Liao Zhai is full of vixens, okay? This one is yellow, and the race is different." I said.
"Okay." Liu smacked his lips with one hand: "I believe you once. But my stomach hurts a bit, so I'm going to take a shit first."
Saying that, Liu Yishou hurried to the hut.
But it didn't take long, when Liu Yishou's scream suddenly came from the hut, my heart tightened, and I immediately remembered what Huang Pizi said to me before, saying that the cemetery, the hut, etc. The place where the air is more concentrated is the place where Li Xie prefers to stay.
Wouldn't Liu Yishou, who is immortal and stiff, be so unlucky to run into that raccoon again?My brain exploded with a bang, I grabbed the yin and yang scissors and rushed out: "Liu Yishou, hold on, I'm here to save you."
"Save me!" Liu Yishou yelled loudly in the bathroom: "Who gave me peanuts? The fucking peanut shells scratched my ass..."
I couldn't laugh or cry, and felt sorry for Liu Yishou.
I thought it was really hard work for this kid to survive, even if he lost his mind, he was still reminded by bad luck all day long.
Liu Yishou's last move was very funny, I didn't know how to describe it at the time, anyway, until today, I finally thought of how to describe Liu Yishou.That is the standard horse-riding dance. I wonder if this is considered to be at the forefront of the times?
Soon, the second grandpa and Huang Pizi came back, and seeing their dejected expressions, it was clear that Li Xie must have not been found.
I hurried up and asked, "Second Grandpa, did you find it?"
The second grandpa shook his head and sighed: "It's not right, it stands to reason that Li Xie should be eager to rush at people now, could it be that he went to another place?"
Huang Pizi said: "No, Li Xie will only choose the nearest village, and there is no doubt that this is the nearest village."
"Could it be that the raccoon Xie was sealed underneath for too long, so her power was damaged and she couldn't rush forward?" I asked.
The second grandpa and Huang Pizi looked at each other and nodded: "It's also possible. But even if it doesn't hit someone, we should be able to feel it with such a strong evil spirit. Why can't we feel a little bit of it?" Evil spirit? Forget it, anyway, that thing probably won’t come out today, let’s rest for a while.”
After speaking, Huang Pizi yawned and went back to his room.
The second grandpa asked: "Daqiang, where are you, have you found Liu Yi's Heavenly Soul?"
I nodded: "Well, I found it, and I'm lucky."
When I said Cao Cao, Cao Cao would be here. As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Yishou came out of the room, yawning and looking at the second grandpa: "Second grandpa, you are back, did you catch that fatherless lixie?"
The second grandfather shook his head and asked, "Liu Yishou, are you alright?"
Liu Yishou smiled wryly: "What can I do? My body is fine, but my butt hurts."
"What's the matter with the butt?" The second grandfather looked at Liu Yishou wonderingly.
Liu Yi waved his hands and smiled: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I ate too many peanuts."
"What's wrong with your butt if you eat too much peanuts?" Second Grandpa asked again.
Liu Yishou still smirked: "It's nothing, it's nothing."
Huang Pizi's house is quite spacious, at least much more spacious than a hotel.I shared a room with Liu Yishou and thought there was more than enough space.
Liu and I share a bed in each hand.
I was also tired, so I closed my eyes and snored soundly.
Just when I was sleeping in a daze, I suddenly heard a commotion in the room.Now my nerves are very sensitive. When I heard that movement, I immediately realized that there must be something tricky.
So I slowly opened my eyes, and by the moonlight, I found that Liu Yishou was half sitting up slowly, his eyes were dull and dull, and his body seemed a little stiff.
What is he doing?I was very puzzled, maybe the peanut shell got stuck in my butt again.
Liu Yishou slowly climbed off the bed, without even wearing shoes, he crawled outside.
Yes, it is indeed crawling, crawling out on all fours!
I don't know what Liu Yishou is doing.
Suddenly a terrifying thought rose slowly in my mind, this kid must be Li Xie rushing forward!After thinking of this, I felt dizzy for a while, and hurriedly chased him out. In order to avoid being discovered by Liu Yishou, I tried to walk lightly.
If Li Xie really rushed forward, I would not be able to deal with him alone, and I would still need the assistance of Second Grandpa and Huang Pizi.
Liu Yishou actually got into Huang Pizi's room slowly.
I was terrified in my heart, and hurried to call my second grandpa.The second grandpa was sleeping in a daze, and after I woke him up, his hostile eyes almost flared up.
I know that there are two kinds of deep hatred in this world, one is the hatred of killing the father, and the other is the hatred of affecting sleep.
I think this sentence is not wrong at all. At this moment, the second grandpa is looking at me with the eyes that kill my father and enemy.
"Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?" Second Grandpa glared at me angrily.
"Don't talk, Second Grandpa, Liu Yishou might have been rushed by Lixie..." I whispered.
The second grandpa frowned: "Impossible, Li Xie is only coming out now?"
"Go and have a look, Liu has sneaked into Huang Pizi's room with one hand."
As soon as I finished speaking, there was a strange creaking sound in Huang Pizi's room.That voice was clearly Huang Pizi's cry.
"Not good." The second grandfather said in a gloomy voice, "Go and have a look!"
(End of this chapter)
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