pick up the pussy

Chapter 16
When my grandma was young, she wandered around the rivers and lakes and was famous. Because she often liked to sleep and rest on the big locust tree, she was given a nickname: Granny Huaihua. This name gradually replaced my grandma’s real name, and even my grandma now I can't even remember what my name is.

I was shocked in my heart. I didn't expect to be able to cultivate into an immortal in delivering a child. So how capable is Chen Jinggu?

And it can also deliver babies to ghosts and gods, so it must take a lifetime of practice to reach that level, right?
I admired my grandma more and more, because I suddenly felt that my grandma is not only a midwife, but also a part-time goddess.

In my opinion at the time, being able to deal with ghosts was very remarkable. I didn't expect my grandma to be such an awesome character, and even I felt a little swayed.

"This pair of yin and yang scissors has been passed down from generation to generation in our family. Since you are now a member of Yinpai, you should take it with you." Grandma took out the pair of scissors from her waist and handed it to me.

"Is this a treasure handed down from my ancestors?" I was shocked and looked at the scissors carefully.

This pair of scissors is the scissors used by ordinary farmers for needlework. It looks new and has no traces of the times on it. It doesn't look like an antique at all.

"This pair of scissors has cut tens of thousands of umbilical cords. It is equivalent to forcibly dividing one life into two lives. The resentment is so great that ordinary ghosts dare not get close. They carry it with them and can ward off evil spirits." My grandmother said.

"Grandma, you said it was handed down from your ancestors, but why does it seem new to me?" I said.

Grandma said with a smile: "Even if it is a powerful weapon, it will rust, and as long as it is a little dirty, people are worried that it will be infected. Basically, every generation of ancestors will modify the scissors to adapt to the development of the times. No matter how you modify it, the sharp edge at the end of the scissors will not change. It is said that there are two things sealed inside the tip of the scissors."

"What, there are two things sealed inside?" I carefully looked at the scissors on the left and right sides of the pair of scissors, but I couldn't see anything: "Grandma, what is sealed inside?"

Grandma said: "I don't know either. Anyway, according to the legend, they are two very powerful things. If the things inside come out, there will be big troubles."

"I'm going, so powerful?" Why do I feel more and more mysterious about this, it's just a pair of scissors, it's really so strange.

Gradually, I snuggled up next to my grandma, and gradually fell asleep. It was strange to say that although there was a strong wind at the moment, we were lying under the big locust tree, but we didn’t feel cold at all. The reason why the locust tree blocks the wind, but even if it blocks the wind, it is impossible for me not to feel it at all.

I feel that the wind doesn't seem to be able to blow into the coverage of the big locust tree at all.

In my sleep, I suddenly heard a singing voice, and that voice cried twice after singing two lines, and cried twice after singing two lines.

I opened my eyes to see what was going on.

Unexpectedly, a big sister in a costume, with fair skin and exquisite facial features, was sitting on a branch of a big locust tree looking at me, and when I opened my eyes, she began to cry.

I recognized it right away, this is the big sister who appeared under my grandma's big pagoda tree, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Didn't expect her to come here too.

Although I was young at the time, I was not particularly ignorant, and I bumped into a lot of ghosts looking for a scapegoat along the way, so I vaguely felt that this big sister must not be a good person.

Maybe it is also a ghost, so I am very wary of her.

I asked in a low voice: "Big sister, why are you crying? I have been walking all day and I want to sleep."

The elder sister cried and said, "When will you let me out, when will you let me out, I'm almost suffocated to death, woo woo, woo woo, I haven't come out for decades..."

I said, "What do you mean by asking you to come out? I don't understand what are you talking about?"

"Woooo, I'm inside your body, can you let me out?"

"Who are you, why are you in my body." I was a little panicked.

"I am you." The eldest sister suddenly stopped crying, but laughed instead.I saw her tearing her hair while laughing: "Headache, headache, I have a headache, can you let me come out to take a breath?"

She tore off her hair one by one, and I even found that there was a lot of scalp on the hair, which made my hair stand on end.In the end, she grabbed the left half of the hair with both hands and tore it vigorously, even tearing off the left half of her face, exposing the red flesh and white liquid inside.

"what!"

I screamed in fright, and when I woke up, I realized that it was just a dream. I was relieved and looked up at the big locust tree, but I didn't find anything abnormal.

I took another look at my grandma sitting next to me.

From the beginning to the end, my grandma kept her eyes open and stared at the front without blinking. She didn't know what she was looking at. Even when I woke up screaming, my grandma didn't notice me.

Could it be that grandma fell asleep?But why did grandma sleep with her eyes open?

I called grandma softly, but grandma didn't respond.I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of her eyes, but grandma remained motionless.

I was a little scared in my heart, thinking how could grandma sleep with her eyes open?I've heard before that some people seem to sleep with their eyes open after they die. Could it be that grandma has really...

I didn't dare to continue thinking about it, so I just comforted myself: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I'm thinking too much, grandma is lucky, and everything will be fine."

"Help, help." At this moment, I suddenly heard a woman screaming for help not far away, and my heart couldn't help but jump up: "Who is it?"

"Help, little brother, help." The voice came again.

Only then did I realize that there were actually two figures not far away, stumbling towards me.I took a closer look and found that it was a man and a woman. Both of them were wearing strange clothes, just like the clothes worn by people in the Qing Dynasty on TV. The woman had a big belly, her face was scary white, and her hair was loose. Pretty scary.

While I was looking at them, the two of them had rushed to me and fell to the ground with a thud.The woman was screaming at the top of her throat, clutching her stomach and rolling, and the man kept kowtowing to me: "Little brother, please save my wife, save my wife."

I took a look at my grandma and found that she hadn't moved at all, so I asked them, "What's the matter with you?"

"My daughter-in-law... my daughter-in-law has a difficult labor, no one in our village can deliver the baby, little brother, please save us, save us, please." The man was crying.

"Which village are you from?" I asked casually.

"It's the village in front." The man pointed to the village in front of him.

I was terrified for a moment. Didn't grandma say just now that the village is not a village, but a mass grave?This man is from that 'village', could it be... a ghost!
"Front... What is the name of the village in front?" I asked tremblingly.

"Hezha Village." The man said, "Little brother, please, please save my wife."

"How...how can I save?" I asked.

"Deliver my wife," said the man.

"But I won't."

"No? Then the scissors in your hand are..."

"This is my grandma's." I said.

"Your grandma?" The man glanced at my grandma inexplicably, and then couldn't help but exclaimed: "Grandma Huaihua."

"You know my grandma?" I didn't expect my grandma to be so famous.

"Grandma Huaihua, help me." The man started to kowtow to my grandma, but my grandma ignored him at all.

The man stared at my grandma for a moment, then the corner of his mouth twitched: "Could it be that Granny Huaihua has..."

As he said that, the man ran up suspiciously, and looked my grandma up and down with an incredulous expression.Then he gently moved to my grandma's nose and sucked it hard!
(End of this chapter)