pick up the pussy

Chapter 19 Is He an Expert?

After the death of the policeman, the police finally began to pay attention to this matter, so they reported to their superiors, requesting to send capable people and strangers to investigate the case.

Unexpectedly, only a burly and strong man was sent from above. The strong man was dressed in sloppy clothes. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he was a farmer in the countryside.

The first thing the bearded man came here to do was to ask the villagers to cook him a delicious meal.

The villagers didn't buy it for this sloppy guy, thinking that he was just a guy who ate and drank without much talent, and seeing that he was dressed so sloppily, he probably hadn't seen much in the world, so he just messed around with two small dishes. .

So the village head made a bowl of cabbage vermicelli and a bowl of porridge and sent them up.

The man glanced at the shabby dish, just smiled, then took out a copper coin from his pocket, smiled and said to the village chief: "Run home quickly, there is a nest of snakes under your big stone roller, you Throw this copper coin into the snake's nest, and those snakes will move, and you will be rich from today."

The village chief was stunned for a moment, and at first he didn't believe it, thinking that this sloppy guy was playing tricks.However, he still decided to take a look at his home, and those who had good deeds also ran home with the village chief.

The thing is amazing, there is really a nest of green snakes under the stone roller.Thinking of what the sloppy man said, the village head became angry, because he knew that it must be this nest of snakes that made his family very poor and unable to make a fortune.

He immediately took the stick to drive the group of snakes away, but the group of snakes circled around the stick and refused to leave.

Some people suggest using warm water, because snakes are cold-blooded animals and are most afraid of warm water.But I don't know what's going on, but now they are swimming happily in the warm water.

At this time, the village head remembered the copper coin that the sloppy man gave him, so the village head immediately threw the copper coin into the snake nest. It was strange to say that as soon as the copper coin fell to the ground, the green snakes immediately writhed from the ground , I ran away in the blink of an eye.

The village chief was very excited, he never thought that this sloppy guy is really capable!
Without saying a word, the village head immediately ordered Ge Dadao, a cook in the same village, to cook all the hard dishes, and the village committee paid for it.

At this moment, the wife of the village chief, who had been playing bridge next door, suddenly yelled, "I'm rich, I'm rich."

It turned out that the wife of the village chief, who was known as a prodigal girl, finally won a round of poker, and made a full 200 yuan in one fell swoop.

The village chief was even more excited. It seemed that the opportunity to make a fortune came in his family, and he didn't dare to neglect that sloppy man now.

After eating and drinking enough, the sloppy man was not in a hurry to investigate the case, but asked the village chief to gather all the women in the village under the age of 40 and said to see who they would sleep with tonight.

This made the village chief very embarrassed. Even if he had real skills, he couldn't just sleep with other people's wives.The slovenly man smiled and explained: "I'm talking about going to her house to sleep, not her."

The village head felt relieved and hurriedly found all the women in the village under the age of 40.

The sloppy man asked the women to take off their shoes, and then asked the village chief to find a nest of mice, dye the mice with red ink, and finally put the mice and the shoes in the same room.

The village head and others were very puzzled, wondering what kind of business is your sister doing?But they all knew that this sloppy man was a capable person, and there must be a reason for him to do so, so they didn't say anything, but just followed suit.

After a few minutes, the sloppy man let someone open the door, drove all the mice out, and then asked the village chief to check the shoes one by one to see whose shoes were completely stained red by the red ink.

Finally, the village head sent people to look for them, and they found a pair of shoes completely stained with red ink. After identification, they found out that they were Li Cuie's shoes.

That night, the slovenly man went home with Li Cuie, and fell asleep without saying a word after returning home.Before going to bed, Li Cui'e was asked to make a lot of pagoda tree leaves on the bed, and Li Cui'e was asked to sleep under the bed.

Then Li Cuie was scared, she didn't know what this sloppy guy was going to do.But this woman is not a serious person, sleeping under the sloppy man, unable to withstand the temptation in the middle of the night, she started crying softly.

The sloppy man asked you why you were crying in the middle of the night, and why did you let people sleep?
Then Li Cui'e said, my man works outside all the year round, and I haven't slept with a man for a long time, and every night I stay alone in the empty room, I'm afraid.

The sloppy man smiled and said, "Then you come up."

Then Li Cuie got excited and climbed up along the edge of the bed. Unexpectedly, as soon as she climbed up, the sloppy man kicked Li Cuie down: "Fuck you, no wonder that thing came to you, so flirtatious!" Who are you looking for?"

Li Cuie was dumbfounded, and ended up staying under the bed for one night.

That night, no one died in the village.

On the second and third day, nothing happened. This made the sloppy man feel depressed and flustered. He walked around the village every day except basking in the sun.

He was swearing and swearing while walking, just like a neuropathy.

What is surprising is that such an expert finally couldn't bear the depression and died without a problem. It is said that when he scolded a widow in the village, his verbal skills were not as good as others, and he didn't speak up in one breath, so he was pissed off alive died.

This time, the eyes of the villagers almost popped out. Isn't this too messed up?At first everyone thought that the 'Master' was playing dead, but they didn't expect that after the forensic examination, I was obedient and there was no sign of life.

A majestic master, who was regarded as a savior by the villagers, was actually pissed to death.

The former master has become a living laughing stock in the hearts of the villagers.

The master died, and these people knew that the next victim was Li Xiu'e, so the village head led people to discuss and decided that all the men would go to Li Cui'e's house to watch the night to prevent Li Cui'e from being eaten by the "heart-eating bacteria".

On the same day, the village head gave the master a funeral, simply invited the "four filial piety" and buried it directly in the loess.

As it was getting dark, Li Cuie took out all the savings in the family and invited these men to dinner, and then those men nestled anywhere in front of and behind Li Xiu'e's house, and fell asleep soundly.

In the dead of night, the half moon hangs in the sky.

A sparrow landed on the chimney of Li Cuie's house from mid-air, and then went straight down the chimney.

A few seconds later, Li Cuie jumped up from the bed with a thud, her eyes were staring blankly, her movements were stiff, and she walked forward like a zombie.

After reaching the door, Li Cuie kicked the door open without hesitation.The village head, who had been sleeping with the door blocked, was thrown four or five meters away by the door. The village head let out a scream, and immediately woke up everyone who was sleeping soundly.

"What's going on, what's the situation?" Everyone screamed in surprise, and finally all their eyes were locked on Li Cuie.

"Li Cuie, what are you doing out in the middle of the night?" Everyone blamed, "Go back, it's not safe outside."

Unexpectedly, Li Cui'e walked forward with dull eyes as if she didn't hear it.

The village chief was anxious: "I think this Li Cuie is probably a bumper, step forward and grab her!"

Saying that, everyone ran up in a hurry, trying to stop Li Cuie.But that Li Cuie's strength came from somewhere, the three strong young men pulled their arms and one hugged their waists, but they didn't stop Li Cuie, but the two strong men were directly blown away.

"Get out!" Li Cui'e cursed.

And with such a scolding, everyone will be scared out of their wits.

Damn it, this voice is clearly the voice of Li Cuie's man, isn't this Li Cuie's man working outside?How did it happen to Li Cuie?
Now there is only one explanation: that is to hit a ghost.

The village chief said tremblingly: "Who are you, you are..."

Li Cuie ignored the village chief and walked straight to him instead.

"What are you going to do, stop!" The village head immediately roared angrily, thinking that he was quite dignified in front of the villagers.

However, Li Cuie is no longer a villager here, she still walks towards the village chief vigorously, and then grabs the village chief by the neck.

The village head is already old, if he is pinched by this thing again, he probably won't last long.The villagers immediately ran up to stop Li Cuie.

But it didn't work at all, Li Cuie was so powerful instantly that no one could beat him, but two guys were directly knocked out.

The village chief was about to lose his hold, and a line of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

boom!
At this critical moment, the door was kicked away suddenly, and a tall and stalwart figure appeared at the door!

(End of this chapter)