pick up the pussy

Chapter 20

Seeing this figure, some villagers immediately screamed in fright: "The corpse is fraudulent."

When all the villagers saw the sloppy man standing at the door, they were all trembling with fright: "Damn it."

The person who came was none other than the sloppy guy who just passed away during the day!

The sloppy man spit directly and cursed: "Who the hell pissed on my grave."

While talking, he also ran towards Li Cuie.

Li Cuie seemed to be quite afraid of the sloppy man, when she saw the sloppy man, she turned her head and was about to run away.The sloppy man didn't chase after him, but ran to the courtyard wall and pulled a rope hanging from the eaves.

With a click, a row of wooden nets made of branches fell down on the window, and the wooden net completely blocked the window.Li Cuie, who had already jumped up and was about to escape from the window, slammed her head against a tree branch. Unexpectedly, the branch of the locust tree burst out with a strong and dazzling white light, and Li Cuie's body was bounced back all of a sudden, and she fell to the ground.

The sloppy man took out a cigarette stick, lit it, and then stood at the door and smoked it, looking at Li Cuie while he smoked: "I can't escape, come back with me!"

That Li Cuie looked like a psychopath, running around screaming strangely.

The more she ran, the faster the sloppy man smoked. As puffs of smoke drifted into Li Cuie's mouth and nose, Li Cuie gradually passed out.

And the moment she fell to the ground, a sparrow suddenly got out from under her clothes, and was about to fly over the sloppy man's head.

With a sneer on his face, the slovenly man reached out and grabbed the sparrow that was about to fly over his head. After smoking a cigarette, he blew on the sparrow's nose.

And with such a blow, the sparrow flapped its wings in an instant, and lay motionless in the hands of the sloppy man.

The village chief and the others all looked at the sloppy man from afar and dared not go forward, and finally the village chief asked tremblingly, "Master, you...haven't you already... passed away?"

"Death? Didn't that mean the bald donkey monk? I'm not a bald donkey." The slovenly man said, "Actually, I have suspected this Li Cui'e for a long time, so I rested at Li Cui'e's house. Then Li Cui'e was afraid of my ability, and there was If I'm here, she won't dare to mess around."

"So in order to attract Li Cuie's hand, I had no choice but to play dead. I didn't expect Li Cuie to be so foolish that day..." The sloppy man laughed.

Only then did the village head and the others suddenly realize that the master was pretending to be dead, and the image of the master in their minds became much stronger in an instant.

But everyone was still puzzled, how did the master suspect Li Cuie.

The sloppy man smiled and told them the reason.

It turned out that there was a purpose in letting the mice smell the shoes that day, because the mice liked Yin Qi and were afraid of Yang Qi, so the mice would definitely go to places where Yin Qi is strong.

Li Cuie's yin energy is the strongest, so all the mice naturally went to find Li Cuie's shoes, so Li Cuie's shoes were naturally dyed red by the red ink on the mice.

The villagers gave a thumbs up and praised the master for his superior skills.

The sloppy man had someone soak the unconscious sparrow in crow blood for 33 days, then surrounded the sparrow with locust tree leaves, and buried it near a water source.

What surprised people later was that a big pagoda tree grew out of the place where the sparrow was buried, which is the big pagoda tree where they are now.

The village head also asked him if the sparrow was transformed by the man from Cui'e's family, and the sloppy man nodded: "Of course, this man is the culprit. People are like ghosts."

"Women probably can't bear the pain of guarding ghosts, so they thought of this vicious method, using a special ancient method, exchanging grass and trees with human livers and hearts, so that if a certain amount of hearts and livers are eaten After that, she can go to bed with the dead ghost!"

Damn it, damn it, the villagers started talking and yelling.

The sloppy man had someone dig a well at the location he designated. On weekdays, the sloppy man slept by the well, sometimes he went up and down from house to house to eat, and sometimes he didn't come up, the village chief said. Someone will be sent to send the rice down through the rope.

Originally, this incident should have ended here, but I didn't expect the impact of this incident to be too great. Most of the newly married daughters-in-law died, and the whole village became bachelors.

Moreover, this incident was so famous that everyone nearby knew that the village was haunted by ghosts. Even though the incident had subsided, the villagers still kept it very taboo, and no one was willing to marry.

These young people thought of their dead ghost wives, and begged that sloppy man to let them continue to live with their wives ghosts.

Then isn't Li Cuie living with her dead ghost husband?
The sloppy guy was originally reluctant to do this, just kidding, can this kind of thing be done casually?This is a violation of the yin and yang rules, and it will shorten your life.

However, the villagers still begged bitterly, hoping that the master would fulfill them.

The sloppy man saw that the villagers begged pitifully, and that the woman had a child in her belly, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree in the end.However, it puts forward a prerequisite, that is, if you live with the ghost, you must follow the rules he made, and once the ghost gives birth to a child, the female ghost must be sent away, and these people who live with the ghost , It is necessary to open up a small village outside the village to live alone.

Everyone readily nodded in agreement, and that random graveyard gradually became a characteristic village where people and ghosts live together.

After hearing their stories, my outlook on the world of life was greatly challenged. In my philosophy of life, people and ghosts were almost two opposite words, and it was impossible to deal with them.But they can live in such harmony with ghosts, and every night...

I thought to myself that if I told Dashan about this, Dashan would think I was bragging.

My grandma was also a little shocked, but in the end, she just sighed: "Hey, the third child. Forget it, let's not talk about it, let me ask you first, how do you know about this yin and yang cut?"

My grandma can't believe that these vulgar mountain people know the existence of Yinpai and Yinyangjian, unless someone specifically tells them.

"It was the master who told us." The man with the scar said: "The master used to come every month to deliver the birth of our female ghost woman. For a long time, no matter the wind or rain, it has never stopped, but I don't know what's going on in the past few years. In the beginning, I came once every two months, once every three months, and now, I haven't come for a year. And the last time I saw him, he looked a little bit Not good, we asked him, and he just told us that something big is going to happen, do you think that master will already..."

"The master sighs every time he delivers a baby. It would be great if there was a yin and yang cut. If only there were a yin and yang cut, it would be great. These children will have names on the life and death book. It's a pity that we asked the master Yin and Yang What is scissors, the master told us the appearance of yin and yang scissors."

"Before that kid wanted to snatch your yin and yang scissors, it was also for the lives of mother and child. Alas, we are all hard-working people!"

Many people in the village began to cry.

But my grandma said coldly: "Okay, don't cry, bring your children here, and I will cut their hair. After the haircut, they can have their own identities, and in the future there will be a book of life and death. their names."

The villagers were overjoyed, and immediately thanked my grandma, and called their children over.

I see that these children are all four or five years old, and they look quite cute, but their faces are a little pale and their bodies are a little weak.

It is reasonable for a child born of a ghost to have both yin and yang decline, and a weak body.

My grandma looked at these children with pity in her eyes.As soon as they were born, fate gave them unfair treatment, and my grandma naturally felt pity for them.

Later, I heard from my grandma that most of these born children would not live past their 30s, and even if they survived their 30s, they would only be the bottom half of their lives, living in poverty and unable to have children for life.

Moreover, the lifespan of these children is still borrowed from their father's Yangshou, and their father's lifespan will inevitably be short.

I saw that grandma moved quickly, and the scissors were like a dragonfly on these children's heads. One knife on the left and one knife on the right. It didn't take long for a child's head to be cut. The child was immediately energetic and his complexion improved a lot. Jump up and down.

The child's father immediately stepped forward to take the child in joy, and thanked my grandma a thousand times, but my grandma just waved her hand to signal the next one.

I never thought that my grandma had such a skill, and I admired my grandma even more in my heart.

After finishing the haircuts of these children, my grandma said, "Take me to the well that the third child asked you to dig!"

(End of this chapter)