pick up the pussy

Chapter 304

Lao Cao immediately said: "Hey, why did I forget this, my brain is not as bright as yours. You can't lose the yin and yang scissors, and only your grandpa can beat the human face tree .”

I nodded.

Following behind my grandpa, I suddenly discovered a problem.Grandpa's speed gradually slowed down, and his body began to feel unsteady and wobbly.

And I observed carefully, and found that the wound of my grandpa started to ooze black blood. I immediately realized that my grandpa was injured by a zombie.

I ran up immediately and asked with concern: "Grandpa, are you okay?"

Grandpa stopped, looked down at me and said, "Take a break."

As he said that, he found a big tree by the side of the road, lay on his back on the big tree, closed his eyes and began to rest.And I looked at the black blood seeping from the scratch, full of worry, but at a loss.

"Grandpa, you seem to have been poisoned by the corpse..." I had no choice but to remind my grandpa.

Grandpa opened his cloudy old eyes, looked at me, then at the wound, and said, "It's okay, I can't die."

After finishing speaking, continue to close your eyes and rest.

Grandpa and grandpa said it was all right, so it should be true.I didn't bother to ask so many questions, so I said to Lao Cao and Xiao Lingxian, "You two should take a break too!"

Lao Cao looked into my eyes and said with a wry smile: "Responsible, I think you should take a break! Look at your eyes, they are almost swollen into a jujube."

I hesitated for a moment, and I did feel sleepiness coming over me, and my whole body was exhausted.Seeing Lao Cao's lively appearance, I still nodded: "Well, that's fine."

I thought to myself, just sleep for a while, deep sleep, and I will be able to rest in less than half an hour.

I closed my eyes and soon fell asleep.

Then in a daze, I seemed to feel someone pulling my arm.I hurriedly opened my eyes and found that it was Lao Cao.

Lao Cao rolled his eyes and glanced at me, then pointed to the front of the road with some stiff movements, and then walked in the direction of his finger.

"What's going on?" I immediately stood up vigilantly and grabbed Lao Cao.I can see that Lao Cao's expression is not right, and his movements are stiff, which is obviously a symptom of being rushed.

What on earth is Lao Cao going to do?
Lao Cao looked back at me, then pointed in that direction, with an anxious expression on his face, and dragged me towards that direction.

There must be something!

I didn't struggle, just followed him forward.

I felt a burst of Yin Qi from Lao Cao's body, and I was basically sure that Lao Cao was indeed rushed by a ghost.

"Who are you, why did you rush at Lao Cao's body?" I asked, "Tell me quickly, or you will be beaten out of your wits later."

"Don't talk." A woman's voice came out of Lao Cao's mouth.The voice was very weak, and it sounded familiar to me.

I think I may have heard it before, but because I only heard it occasionally, I am not very familiar with it.

I didn't ask too much, knowing that the other party would not harm me.

After walking like this for a short time, Lao Cao suddenly stopped and looked around.After confirming that there was no one around, he whispered to me: "You wait here! Someone will come to you later."

"Who are you, your voice is a little familiar." I hurriedly called to the other party and said.

"White Rabbit." Lao Cao said.

"White Rabbit, aren't you the target of the first hand?" I was taken aback: "Why did you come here, the first hand."

Thinking of Liu Yishou as a "friend of life and death", I couldn't help but feel moved. I don't know what happened to Liu Yishou after he was taken away by Director Wu last time, and whether he has learned anything.

"Come here later." The white rabbit whispered, "You wait here, I'm leaving."

"Wait." I hurriedly called to the white rabbit: "Don't go yet."

The white rabbit looked at me and said, "What else can I do?"

"You...do you want to put Lao Cao's body back first?" I said.

The white rabbit said: "Don't worry, I'll put it back now." Then, the white rabbit turned and left.

But I climbed up the tree in a hurry, waiting for Liu Yishou to arrive.

I don't know if Liu Yishou would miss him as much as I do. After these few years, Liu Yishou must be much more mature than before, right?

For some reason, when I heard about Liu Yishou, the term "undead zombie silkworm life" couldn't help popping up in my mind.Does that brat still have to be tossed about by the "immortal silkworm life" every day?

After lying on the tree for a while, I suddenly saw a figure not far away, limping towards me.

I immediately became cautious and stared at the black shadow carefully.I didn't feel relieved until the black shadow approached. I didn't expect it to be Liu's hand.

The tall and thin man in front of him exudes a mature temperament. He looks much more mature than me. He still has a cigarette in his mouth. He is wearing some kind of formal clothes. with a pair of glasses.

How to describe it?I thought about it carefully, and finally only thought of three words 'college students'.

Could this brat go to school?Look at this outfit, it's very scholarly.

"Yi Shou, why didn't you come here until now?" I immediately called Liu Yi Shou and jumped down from the tree.

Liu Yishou was stunned for a moment, then looked up and found that it was me, he also hesitated for a moment.After that, without saying a word, he rushed forward and hugged me tightly: "Daqiang, you are still alive, that's great, as long as you are not dead! From now on, I will marry chickens as chickens and dogs Follow the dog, and I will never be separated from you again."

I shook off my goosebumps, and asked Liu Yishou, "How did you find this place? Yishou, how have you been these past few years?"

Liu Yishou said, "What else can I do? I went to study for two years and learned something from the master, but I didn't make much progress."

"No, look at your attire, you have the air of a literati." I said with a smile: "A college student, you are a pillar of talent."

"Literati and poets? Literati are hands-free. I will admit that I am a poet. Don't tell the white rabbit, lest that girl get jealous." Liu Yishou took out a box of Yellow Crane Tower from his pocket as he finished speaking. , handed me one: "One?"

I waved my hand and looked at the beautifully packaged cigarette case: "It's expensive, right? Yellow Crane Tower, I've never heard of anyone smoking this in my village."

"Your village? Not to mention your village, even in your county, few people are qualified to smoke this kind of cigarette." Liu Yishou said with a smile: "For the special Yellow Crane Tower, my master spent eight lifetimes of effort to make it. Here's one, I secretly made two boxes, damn it, it didn't make any difference, it's not as good as the shredded tobacco I rolled myself..."

I was taken aback. In ancient times, this thing was equivalent to a tribute to the emperor. Liu Yishou can also eat tribute?It's really hard to imagine what kind of power Director Wu has.

In my opinion, those who can get tribute must be very big officials.

"How big is Director Wu?" I asked tentatively.

"Well, don't ask me this, actually I don't know." Liu shook his head with one hand: "Master said, that department is very mysterious, even I am not qualified to know now. Forget it, I don't ask that." There are too many, the more you know, the more likely you are to lose your head, so I can just be my ordinary citizen with peace of mind."

Liu took three puffs of cigarettes in one hand and said, "Let's just sit and wait for a while!"

"Wait for who?" I asked.

"My master, Director Wu." Liu Yishou said.

"Director Wu is here too?" I was taken aback.

Liu Yishou nodded: "What's the matter? If the master doesn't come out, how can I have a chance to come out? I'm a soft-hearted man, so I finally got the master to let me follow."

"Oh." I nodded suddenly.

And I suddenly found that Liu seemed to be limping a bit when walking with one hand, so I hurriedly asked nervously: "One hand, what's wrong with your leg? Why is it a little handicapped to walk?"

Liu Yishou smirked at me and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just the life of the undead zombie silkworm causing trouble."

"Why are you so unlucky?" I asked with concern, "Are you all right?"

Liu Yishou hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "Then... I told you, you have to keep it a secret."

I said: "That's needless to say? We are good buddies, how could I betray a good buddy, you can't even believe my words?"

Liu scratched the back of his head with one hand: "That's right, then I'll tell you the truth! I really need your help."

It turned out that Liu Yishou followed Director Wu and several other colleagues to carry out the mission this time.

Halfway along the way, Director Wu and the rest of the colleagues had a disagreement on the itinerary.I stopped at the spot, ready to explore the itinerary in detail.

And just at this moment, they met some fleeing people, and learned from them that I was not far ahead.

Both Liu Yishou and Director Wu have friendship with me, so they want to come and see me, because they also know the power of the thing under the lotus pond.

But Director Wu couldn't leave easily at that time, so he asked Liu Yishou to explore the way first and find me.

On the way, Liu felt anxious, so he found a small hole and prepared to pee.

At that time Liu Yishou was quite tired, he couldn't even open his eyes, his consciousness was in a daze, and he didn't see where he urinated.

Who knew that he was peeing, when he suddenly heard a movement from below, he hurriedly lowered his head to take a look, and was immediately taken aback.I really didn't expect that the place where Liu Yishou peed was actually a snake's nest!
At this moment, a thick cobra raised its neck and stared at Liu Yishou covetously, as if it was about to bite Liu Yishou.Liu Yishou was terrified and hastily put away the 'tools of crime'.

But Liu Yishou moved a little slower, and the thick cobra finally bit Liu Yishou's balls.Grinning his teeth in pain, Liu stretched out his hand and squeezed the cobra to death, swallowing the gall.

He thought to himself that if you bite Lao Tzu's balls and I swallow your snake gall, it will be evened out.

But I didn't expect the balls to hurt more and more, and the swelling became more and more serious. Now even walking may tear the balls, and it hurts for a while.

"The life of the undead zombie silkworm really deserves its reputation." I couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Liu Yishou looked at me pitifully, and said, "Daqiang, tell me, are we buddies?"

I looked at Liu Yishou with a look of panic, and vaguely sensed Liu Yishou's intentions: "Yishou, what do you want to do?"

(End of this chapter)