pick up the pussy

Chapter 305 You Actually Like Men

"Don't be nervous." Liu Yishou said: "I'll just ask you, do you think we are life-and-death friends? Just say yes or no! I won't make things difficult for you."

I said tremblingly: "I know, you want me to suck the snake venom for you, right?"

Liu Yishou smirked: "As expected of my buddy, you really have a good heart, that's right, I just want to ask you to help me with this, look..."

In the end, I sighed: "Hey, it's not that I don't help you, it's just that your injured area is a little... too much."

At this moment, not only Liu's hands are hurting, even I am starting to feel a little bit sour.What kind of thing are two big men doing that in a deserted roadside grove in the middle of the night when no one is around?

Liu Yishou said: "Come on, come on, everyone is a man, why are you so cautious, this is my first time, I will take advantage of you boy."

I rolled my eyes at Liu Yishou: "You don't find it disgusting?"

Liu Yishou also looked at me with a disgusted expression on his face: "What can I do if I'm disgusting? I can't die because of disgusting."

After thinking about it, this is indeed the case, and I can't just watch Liu burp with one hand.

"How about...you try it yourself?" I said.

Liu Yishou cursed and said, "Damn it, if I try it by myself, my waist will be broken, and I will die by then?"

I thought for a while, and said, "You swear to God first, you must never say anything about today's matter."

Liu Yishou said: "Don't worry about it, I still want to be chaste if you are shameless."

Damn, fight it!Who told me to be so miserable, how did I know Liu Yishou, a poor child?I sighed, and patted Liu on the shoulder: "If I am poisoned to death, just say I died for love."

With that said, Liu was about to take off his pants with one hand.

"What are you two doing?" At this moment, I suddenly heard the voice of the white rabbit.I looked over immediately and found that the white rabbit came back with "Old Cao's body".

As soon as I saw White Rabbit, I was so excited as if I was grabbing at straws, "White Rabbit, you are finally back, this kid is saved."

But the white rabbit was already crying at this moment: "Brother Yishou, I didn't expect... I didn't expect you to... actually like men. Before... I was blind before, woo, woo, I Why is life so hard?"

As he said that, Lao Cao cried like a woman.

Liu Yishou hurriedly comforted: "Okay, White Rabbit, don't cry, you misunderstood, it's not what you thought, don't cry."

"Then I saw it just now." The white rabbit said.

No way, Lao Cao had no choice but to tell the White Rabbit about the life of the Undead Zombie Silkworm, and the White Rabbit stopped choking after listening to it: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

"It's not too late." Liu Yishou said, "It just so happens that you have a physical body at this moment, and you can help me solve this worry. Hey, who is this? You are not sick."

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, my friend, I won't tell him about it."

Liu Yishou nodded: "This kid looks thin and tender, young master?"

I nodded: "That's right, my family is engaged in water transportation."

"Hey, I hate this kind of rich second generation the most, White Rabbit, let's go."

I feel that my conscience has been condemned, am I helping the evildoers?At least I feel sorry for Lao Cao. If I have a chance in the future, I must make it up to Lao Cao.

Liu Yishou's balls also recovered, lying on the ground to rest.I asked White Rabbit, why are you back again?

The white rabbit said: "The person with you woke up, went crazy, and is looking for you all over the world. I was worried that he would hurt me, so I hurried back to report to you."

"No, it's too bad." I jumped up immediately: "Come with me, grandpa is going crazy again!"

When the grandpa went crazy, he became like a tiger, losing his mind. I was really worried that the grandpa would hurt Little Fairy.

Sure enough, when I went back, I found that my grandpa was grabbing Little Fairy's neck, roaring like a devil: "Where did he go? I want him to take me to find my enemy. Where did he go?"

Xiao Lingxian's neck was stuck, she couldn't speak a word, her face turned pale from holding back, and she even struggled a lot less.

The grandpa at this moment is simply a lunatic. He doesn't have the slightest sense of reason. He may have even forgotten that I am his great-grandson. He just vaguely remembers my appearance and knows that I can lead him to find his so-called enemy.

"Let go of Little Fairy!" I roared angrily, and jumped out: "Quickly let her go!"

Hearing my voice, grandpa and grandpa immediately looked in my direction, then let go of Xiaolingxian, walked up angrily, and punched me.Fortunately, I hid in time, so I didn't get hit.

"Are you going to run away? You won't take me to find the enemy, will you?"

Grandpa said angrily.

"I didn't run away." I said, "You are my grandpa, I won't run away, I just went to find something to eat. If I ran away, I would take her with me, but if I didn't take her away, I wouldn't run away." intend to escape."

I have repeatedly reiterated that he is my grandparent, hoping to deepen his impression and let him remember it forever.

That being said, it really worked.Grandpa looked at me earnestly, and in the end most of his anger subsided: "If you dare to lie to me, you are just like this tree."

He easily smashed on a big tree, and the big tree broke easily. Liu Yi was dumbfounded when he saw it: "I'm stupid, I'm stupid, give me strength, really fucking strength. This Who is the old man, your grandpa?"

I said, "It's a long story, and I can't explain it clearly to you for a while. Do you have anything to eat?"

Liu Yishou said: "Bring, compressed biscuits, beef jerky and canned fish."

"Take them all out," I said.

Liu Yishou said: "Why? You can't finish eating all of them."

I said: "Give it to my grandpa, he hasn't eaten for a long time..."

"How long has it been since I ate?" Liu Yishou said, "This is my ration for the next week. After I eat it all, I have to digest myself."

"Here." I said, "He probably hasn't eaten for decades."

"Are you kidding?" Liu Yishou said, and still handed me a few compressed biscuits and two pieces of beef jerky: "This is enough for a normal person to eat for a day, don't waste it, it's a pity, I didn't bring wine. Hey, Then whoever, Little Fairy, come and eat some."

I ignored Liu Yishou, and gave the food to my grandpa, let my grandpa eat, and then went to see Little Fairy.

Fortunately, Xiao Lingxian was only temporarily suffocated, and there was no serious danger. Now that she was out of breath, she looked much better.

"Get up and rest for a while." I helped Xiaolingxian up, helped her to the tree, and gave her some food.

Xiao Lingxian looked at me with resentment on her face: "From now on...don't let me stay alone with him, I...I don't want to die."

I comforted: "I'm sorry, I was negligent this time, there will be no next time, eat quickly!"

Only then did Xiao Lingxian begin to eat aggrieved.

At this time, Lao Cao walked slowly to my side, looked around vigilantly, and looked extremely flustered.

"Old Wu, I...I feel something is wrong." Lao Cao whispered to me, while looking around suspiciously.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I fucking feel like I wandered around just now." Lao Cao said, "I vaguely remember eating two bites of potato-flavored grapes. What do you think is going on?"

I'm speechless.

"Dream." I said flatly, "It's normal to be overworked."

"Dreaming? It's not like it!" Lao Cao's expression was resolute: "It feels like... as if my body is out of control. That feeling... hey, how to describe it... I can't say it."

"Hey, Daqiang, this is your friend, why don't you introduce him? Hehe, since he is a friend of Daqiang, he is my friend Liu Yishou. If you need to take care of anything in the future, just open your mouth. Come, come, Eat something, replenish your strength, and if you have enough strength, you won't have nightmares."

As he said that, Liu Yishou even stuffed Lao Cao with a few pieces of beef jerky, which seemed to be all the beef jerky Liu Yishou had.

Old Cao asked inexplicably, "You are?"

"My lord Liu Yishou." Liu Yishou introduced himself with a smile: "He Daqiang is the kind of brother who grew up wearing a pair of underpants, and we will be brothers from now on."

Lao Cao nodded ignorantly, as if he didn't understand Liu Yishou's enthusiasm.I patted Lao Cao on the shoulder with a faint smile, and signaled Lao Cao not to think too much, eat quickly, we still have things to do after eating.

Although Lao Cao was still a little skeptical, he honestly finished the dry food.

(End of this chapter)