pick up the pussy
Chapter 4
Chapter 4
When my father woke up the next day, it was already bright, but my father was still terrified. He grabbed his hair and went to find my grandma. He knew that my grandma must know what was going on and how to rescue it. .
When my father came to my grandma's house, my grandma seemed to have known that my father would come. She put on new clothes that she only wore during the New Year, and also dressed up my mother beautifully.
After my father came, before I told my grandma what happened to me, my grandma said directly: "If you want to survive, go back and find a matchmaker to come and propose marriage."
"What?"
"Your sin can only be paid by your son, otherwise you will not live." My grandma said in a serious tone.
So my father married my mother happily, criticized a mother-in-law, and got a young daughter-in-law, but my father was very happy, and he was overjoyed all day long.
Later, my mother was very proud to add a boy to the family, and my father felt that he was awesome...
Don't look at my father who is overjoyed all day long, but when he sees my grandma, he stutters when he is destined to be scared. Fan Er, who was criticizing my grandma at the beginning, has long since disappeared.
I was still delivered by my grandma. In those days, it was almost uncommon for mothers to give birth at home.
According to my grandma, I arrived at exactly twelve o'clock in the noon, and the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly that day, which was really a good day.
According to rural traditions, the more a child is born on such a sunny day, the stronger the yang energy, the less afraid of being entangled by dirty things, the stronger the luck, and the greater the possibility of becoming a high-ranking official in the future.
At that time, my father hugged me, he was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "This child, coming under such a big sun, will definitely be easy to support in the future, ha ha."
My grandma reprimanded: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, put the child down quickly."
Although my father was dissatisfied with my grandma's unreasonable reprimand, the demon status of the mother-in-law in the son-in-law's heart has never changed, so he honestly let me go.
My grandma tied my left arm with a red string and said, "Don't forget, this child was born to atone for your sins."
My father felt that this was unlucky and wanted to get mad on the spot.But my mother immediately signaled my father not to speak, but she asked softly: "Mom, didn't it mean that children born on sunny days have strong yang energy, so it's not easy to recruit things."
My grandma said: "It is true that children born under more sunny conditions are stronger, but there is an exception at a certain time of the day."
My mother hurriedly asked, "What time is it?"
"At the moment when the eldest child was born, twelve o'clock in the noon." My grandma glanced at the clock and sighed, "It can be one minute earlier or one minute later, but the eldest child was born at this time. It seems that she is really not going to let you go at all."
My grandma became more and more mysterious, which made my father and my mother very worried.
My mother asked, "Mom, why is twelve o'clock noon an exception?"
"From midnight to twelve noon is the process of gradually strengthening Yang Qi. And from twelve noon to midnight is the process of gradually weakening Yang Qi. Twelve noon is the process from strengthening to weakening Yang Qi A turning point in between, Yang Qi is the weakest in the day, and children born at this point are the easiest to recruit. This child has no relationship with parents."
My parents panicked when they heard this: "Mom, what does it mean that you don't have a relationship with your parents?"
"It means that children should not stay with their parents for too long. But don't worry, with me here, I will let the children grow up well."
As soon as my mother heard it, she began to cry. She had always believed in my grandma's words, and of course she felt uncomfortable at the thought of being separated from her child.
But my grandma reassured him that there is no need to worry about this, there is no need to leave them before the age of ten, and they felt a little relieved.
Grandma made a series of movements on my chest and repeated them several times, but I couldn't burp like other children.My grandma sighed: "Hey, this baby needs the first burp, if he wants to survive, he can only rely on the first burp of other babies."
My parents were stunned. They didn't understand what grandma meant, what was the burp but not full, how could you burp if you didn't eat enough?My grandma just shook her head and smiled wryly, and said: "Yang qi is weak and yin qi is strong, you understand."
"Why is this happening?"
"Didn't you two fool Wu Ernier with your foolishness?" My grandma suddenly fell into a moment of sad contemplation.
After finishing speaking, I was sad for myself.Seeing that my grandma was very sad, my parents didn't ask any more questions.
According to my parents, my body grew slowly when I was a child. Although I ate a lot of nourishing things, it didn't seem to make up for my size, but seemed to make up for my hair.
My hair grows a generation faster than children of the same age, and I have to get a haircut almost every month, otherwise I look like a little girl.
Later, my parents thought it was expensive to cut hair at the village haircutter, so they simply taught themselves how to cut hair. Using my rich hair as a test subject for her also trained her good haircutting skills.
My parents cut it almost twice a month and never fall behind.
I remember one time when my mother wanted to cut my hair, I tried my best not to cooperate, but my father pushed me down on the stool, took off the soles of my shoes and beat me hard, until I was torn apart, but finally cooperated Mom cut her hair.
In fact, I was quite puzzled, why did my father, who has always been good-tempered, beat me up because I didn't cooperate with my mother's haircut?It was not until that night that I finally solved the mystery.
It turned out that my father was afraid of my hair!
At noon nap time that day, my cousin came to my house to play and occupied my wooden bed. I had no place to sleep, so I went to my father's bed to sleep.
I remember that my hair was already very long at that time, and it stands to reason that my mother should have cut my hair this morning, but my mother went to my grandma's house, so I haven't had time to cut my hair.
I slept on my father's arm and slept so sweetly.But when I was sleeping soundly, my father suddenly yelled, and at the same time pulled my hair and threw me under the bed.
I started to cry in pain, oh, my father also wailed for a while, and I seemed to hear her calling Ermeier, don't come to me, I didn't mean it, and other nonsense.
When my father yelled like that, I was so scared that I didn't dare to cry anymore, I just watched my father dance like a big show.
After a long time, my father finally stopped crying, just looked at me and asked inexplicably, "What happened just now."
So I told my father the ins and outs of the matter, and then my father took out the soles of the shoes and beat me wildly. He personally cut my hair with scissors.Of course, the cut is quite ugly. In rural terms, it looks like a dog gnawing on it.
So much so that I didn't dare to go out for the next seven days, because I was worried that Erdan and Yan'er would see me and be laughed at by them.
In the blink of an eye, I was seven years old and went to elementary school. The first thing I did after school was to run to my grandma's house.My parents work outside all the year round, so I can only eat and live at my grandma's house.And every time I go home, I can see my grandma kowtow to the big pagoda tree burning paper, and I must kowtow to the big pagoda tree after I go home.
If you don't burn paper and kowtow, you can't do anything, of course, you can't go out to play.
And my grandma also loves me very much, and she cooks delicious food for me in different ways every day, but what makes me feel strange is that my grandma makes me eat a leaf from a big locust tree every day, saying that it can make my vitality change. tenacity, which I would like to be ignorant of.
It's just that if I don't eat it, my grandma will be upset, so I obediently eat a piece every time.
I gradually got used to staying at my grandma's house, so that every time my parents came back from work and asked me to sleep with them, I was reluctant to part with my grandma.
And every time I go home to sleep, I can't sleep well at night. In my sleep, there is always a woman pinching my neck. When I open my eyes, there is nothing. This makes me feel quite depressed, but I don't take it seriously. Son, never told the family.
I remember that on October [-]st when I was ten years old, my parents went home on vacation, and they took me to sleep with them.
National Day is a good day in the countryside. There are many people who choose to get married on that day. In our village alone, there are two marriages. Dashan and I and a large group of friends are all going to make new wives.
The new daughter-in-law was quite beautiful, with white skin, especially a large white area on her chest, and even her shoulders on both sides were exposed.
At that time, our little friends were dumbfounded and almost drooled.
After having a full meal there at noon, I went to pick up unlit firecrackers with Dashan and the others. After picking up the firecrackers, we unknowingly came to the banquet seat.
At that time, all the banquets were over, and the guests who had finished eating found a place to rest, and those who helped were clearing the tables and banquets.
After I picked up the firecrackers, I found Dashan staring at the table in a daze, so I poked him in a low voice: "Hey, Dashan, what are you doing, are you going to set off firecrackers?"
Dashan turned his head and grinned silly at me: "Daqiang, I need to discuss something with you."
Seeing Dashanshen's mysteriousness, I was also moved by his emotions, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
(End of this chapter)
When my father woke up the next day, it was already bright, but my father was still terrified. He grabbed his hair and went to find my grandma. He knew that my grandma must know what was going on and how to rescue it. .
When my father came to my grandma's house, my grandma seemed to have known that my father would come. She put on new clothes that she only wore during the New Year, and also dressed up my mother beautifully.
After my father came, before I told my grandma what happened to me, my grandma said directly: "If you want to survive, go back and find a matchmaker to come and propose marriage."
"What?"
"Your sin can only be paid by your son, otherwise you will not live." My grandma said in a serious tone.
So my father married my mother happily, criticized a mother-in-law, and got a young daughter-in-law, but my father was very happy, and he was overjoyed all day long.
Later, my mother was very proud to add a boy to the family, and my father felt that he was awesome...
Don't look at my father who is overjoyed all day long, but when he sees my grandma, he stutters when he is destined to be scared. Fan Er, who was criticizing my grandma at the beginning, has long since disappeared.
I was still delivered by my grandma. In those days, it was almost uncommon for mothers to give birth at home.
According to my grandma, I arrived at exactly twelve o'clock in the noon, and the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly that day, which was really a good day.
According to rural traditions, the more a child is born on such a sunny day, the stronger the yang energy, the less afraid of being entangled by dirty things, the stronger the luck, and the greater the possibility of becoming a high-ranking official in the future.
At that time, my father hugged me, he was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "This child, coming under such a big sun, will definitely be easy to support in the future, ha ha."
My grandma reprimanded: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, put the child down quickly."
Although my father was dissatisfied with my grandma's unreasonable reprimand, the demon status of the mother-in-law in the son-in-law's heart has never changed, so he honestly let me go.
My grandma tied my left arm with a red string and said, "Don't forget, this child was born to atone for your sins."
My father felt that this was unlucky and wanted to get mad on the spot.But my mother immediately signaled my father not to speak, but she asked softly: "Mom, didn't it mean that children born on sunny days have strong yang energy, so it's not easy to recruit things."
My grandma said: "It is true that children born under more sunny conditions are stronger, but there is an exception at a certain time of the day."
My mother hurriedly asked, "What time is it?"
"At the moment when the eldest child was born, twelve o'clock in the noon." My grandma glanced at the clock and sighed, "It can be one minute earlier or one minute later, but the eldest child was born at this time. It seems that she is really not going to let you go at all."
My grandma became more and more mysterious, which made my father and my mother very worried.
My mother asked, "Mom, why is twelve o'clock noon an exception?"
"From midnight to twelve noon is the process of gradually strengthening Yang Qi. And from twelve noon to midnight is the process of gradually weakening Yang Qi. Twelve noon is the process from strengthening to weakening Yang Qi A turning point in between, Yang Qi is the weakest in the day, and children born at this point are the easiest to recruit. This child has no relationship with parents."
My parents panicked when they heard this: "Mom, what does it mean that you don't have a relationship with your parents?"
"It means that children should not stay with their parents for too long. But don't worry, with me here, I will let the children grow up well."
As soon as my mother heard it, she began to cry. She had always believed in my grandma's words, and of course she felt uncomfortable at the thought of being separated from her child.
But my grandma reassured him that there is no need to worry about this, there is no need to leave them before the age of ten, and they felt a little relieved.
Grandma made a series of movements on my chest and repeated them several times, but I couldn't burp like other children.My grandma sighed: "Hey, this baby needs the first burp, if he wants to survive, he can only rely on the first burp of other babies."
My parents were stunned. They didn't understand what grandma meant, what was the burp but not full, how could you burp if you didn't eat enough?My grandma just shook her head and smiled wryly, and said: "Yang qi is weak and yin qi is strong, you understand."
"Why is this happening?"
"Didn't you two fool Wu Ernier with your foolishness?" My grandma suddenly fell into a moment of sad contemplation.
After finishing speaking, I was sad for myself.Seeing that my grandma was very sad, my parents didn't ask any more questions.
According to my parents, my body grew slowly when I was a child. Although I ate a lot of nourishing things, it didn't seem to make up for my size, but seemed to make up for my hair.
My hair grows a generation faster than children of the same age, and I have to get a haircut almost every month, otherwise I look like a little girl.
Later, my parents thought it was expensive to cut hair at the village haircutter, so they simply taught themselves how to cut hair. Using my rich hair as a test subject for her also trained her good haircutting skills.
My parents cut it almost twice a month and never fall behind.
I remember one time when my mother wanted to cut my hair, I tried my best not to cooperate, but my father pushed me down on the stool, took off the soles of my shoes and beat me hard, until I was torn apart, but finally cooperated Mom cut her hair.
In fact, I was quite puzzled, why did my father, who has always been good-tempered, beat me up because I didn't cooperate with my mother's haircut?It was not until that night that I finally solved the mystery.
It turned out that my father was afraid of my hair!
At noon nap time that day, my cousin came to my house to play and occupied my wooden bed. I had no place to sleep, so I went to my father's bed to sleep.
I remember that my hair was already very long at that time, and it stands to reason that my mother should have cut my hair this morning, but my mother went to my grandma's house, so I haven't had time to cut my hair.
I slept on my father's arm and slept so sweetly.But when I was sleeping soundly, my father suddenly yelled, and at the same time pulled my hair and threw me under the bed.
I started to cry in pain, oh, my father also wailed for a while, and I seemed to hear her calling Ermeier, don't come to me, I didn't mean it, and other nonsense.
When my father yelled like that, I was so scared that I didn't dare to cry anymore, I just watched my father dance like a big show.
After a long time, my father finally stopped crying, just looked at me and asked inexplicably, "What happened just now."
So I told my father the ins and outs of the matter, and then my father took out the soles of the shoes and beat me wildly. He personally cut my hair with scissors.Of course, the cut is quite ugly. In rural terms, it looks like a dog gnawing on it.
So much so that I didn't dare to go out for the next seven days, because I was worried that Erdan and Yan'er would see me and be laughed at by them.
In the blink of an eye, I was seven years old and went to elementary school. The first thing I did after school was to run to my grandma's house.My parents work outside all the year round, so I can only eat and live at my grandma's house.And every time I go home, I can see my grandma kowtow to the big pagoda tree burning paper, and I must kowtow to the big pagoda tree after I go home.
If you don't burn paper and kowtow, you can't do anything, of course, you can't go out to play.
And my grandma also loves me very much, and she cooks delicious food for me in different ways every day, but what makes me feel strange is that my grandma makes me eat a leaf from a big locust tree every day, saying that it can make my vitality change. tenacity, which I would like to be ignorant of.
It's just that if I don't eat it, my grandma will be upset, so I obediently eat a piece every time.
I gradually got used to staying at my grandma's house, so that every time my parents came back from work and asked me to sleep with them, I was reluctant to part with my grandma.
And every time I go home to sleep, I can't sleep well at night. In my sleep, there is always a woman pinching my neck. When I open my eyes, there is nothing. This makes me feel quite depressed, but I don't take it seriously. Son, never told the family.
I remember that on October [-]st when I was ten years old, my parents went home on vacation, and they took me to sleep with them.
National Day is a good day in the countryside. There are many people who choose to get married on that day. In our village alone, there are two marriages. Dashan and I and a large group of friends are all going to make new wives.
The new daughter-in-law was quite beautiful, with white skin, especially a large white area on her chest, and even her shoulders on both sides were exposed.
At that time, our little friends were dumbfounded and almost drooled.
After having a full meal there at noon, I went to pick up unlit firecrackers with Dashan and the others. After picking up the firecrackers, we unknowingly came to the banquet seat.
At that time, all the banquets were over, and the guests who had finished eating found a place to rest, and those who helped were clearing the tables and banquets.
After I picked up the firecrackers, I found Dashan staring at the table in a daze, so I poked him in a low voice: "Hey, Dashan, what are you doing, are you going to set off firecrackers?"
Dashan turned his head and grinned silly at me: "Daqiang, I need to discuss something with you."
Seeing Dashanshen's mysteriousness, I was also moved by his emotions, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
(End of this chapter)
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