pick up the pussy
Chapter 5 Small Mudra
Chapter 5 Small Mudra
"I stole this bottle of wine, do you dare to drink it?" Da Shan whispered, the thief looked around, fearing that someone would find out.
At that time, I was young and ignorant, so I liked the whole weird thing. Of course, I was also very eager for drinking.Being instigated by Dashan, I also longed in my heart: "It's your youngest (son) who dare not drink."
"Okay, then I really stole it." After finishing speaking, Da Shan secretly put a bottle of liquor into his arms, and imitated the appearance of an adult, folded his hands on his chest, and walked away swaggeringly.
This kid is quite good at this, but no one saw the clue, so I also sneaked out with Dashan.
It was already sunset at that time, and Dashan and I came to the small river together. Seeing that Dashan's hands were shaking with excitement, he held the bottle of white wine in his hand, and said in a trembling voice: "My father said, this thing can be compared with a drink." Immortal, let me take a bite first."
After finishing speaking, he unscrewed the lid and took a sip of Gudong.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he drank it, Da Shan vomited it out, and said cursingly: "I'm yelling, yelling, why is it so bad, is this wine fake?"
I said, "Come on, let me have a taste. Adults say that wine is fragrant, but you must not drink it."
So I took a small sip tentatively, and sure enough, it was hot and spicy, and it was unbearable to drink.
"I understand." Dashan said suddenly.
"What do you understand?" I asked.
"It must be because we don't have delicacies (dishes), so we lose our appetite after drinking. We have to cook several delicacies to taste the taste." Dashan said.
I was happy at once: "Yes, it must be so, let's prepare now!"
For our rural children, the most indispensable thing in the field is food, and the combination of meat and vegetables can be combined as you want.
Not to mention anything else, just the thousands of acres of sticks are tempting enough when they are cooked.There are also plump and round sweet potatoes, long fruits (peanuts) with huge particles, and green broad beans...
And the most attractive thing is the big wild carp in the river.It just so happened that the upstream dam released water at that time, and there were a lot of carp in the river, as well as grass carp and loaches. Of course, we have long been tired of eating the latter two.
So Dashan and I broke off a few sticks and sweet potatoes each, and ran to the small river in a hurry, ready to catch some fish.
For me and Dashan, catching fish is a piece of cake, we are very good at it.It just so happened that the river was relatively hot, so although the weather turned a bit cold, we didn't feel cold when we jumped into the water with our naked buttocks.
But I don't know what happened that day. Anyway, Dashan and I fumbled around inside, but we couldn't find any big carp, not even a loach.
This pissed off both of us, thinking that the fish might have gone with relatives today, why there wasn’t a single one.
At this time, the sky had gradually darkened, and there were only two of us on the narrow river. I saw that the outline of the mountain was gradually blurred, and I felt a little disconnected in my heart.
Because my grandma told me more than once, don't stay in the river at night, there are kappa in it, and catching people is fatal.
Although I don't have the slightest idea of kappa in my heart, the word "kappa" alone makes people feel intimidated unconsciously, which shows the profoundness of Huaxia Chinese characters.
Da Shan was also a little annoyed, he slapped the surface of the water vigorously, and cursed: "Damn, why is this fish gone? Da Qiang, why don't we just roast some corn and eat it?"
I was eager to get out of this small river quickly, so I nodded my head again and again.
But at this moment, I suddenly saw a black shadow coming out from the lotus leaf.
Because the distance was too far, I just saw a black shadow, and it seemed that the black shadow had a lotus leaf on its head.
I was terrified and thought it was someone else, so I called out immediately: "Who are you, the Hei family still takes a bath (at night)?"
When Dashan heard me call out, he immediately looked back.
But the black shadow didn't pay attention to me, and slowly retracted into the water again, and didn't come up again for a long time.
"Dashan, what is that?" I asked tremblingly.
"It's a piece of wood." Dashan said to me, "The wood went up after being washed by the undercurrent, and then went down again as soon as the undercurrent passed. I have seen it several times."
Although I believed it on the surface, I still murmured in my heart that the black shadow didn't look like wood, but rather resembled the upper body of a person...
Forget it, let's go ashore first!
Anyway, in my subconscious mind, I felt that monsters in the water would not be able to harm people once they got ashore.
But when I grabbed the rocks on the shore with both hands and was about to go ashore, my hand was suddenly pricked, and blood seeped out from the skin in an instant.And there was still a lot of blood, dripping into the water along the arm.
At that time, I only cared about the pain, and didn't think about going ashore.
I thought to myself that if I had gone ashore at that time, probably this series of appalling things would not have happened later!
I saw my blood dripping on the surface of the river, and it quickly stained a lot of river water.
I hurriedly covered the wound, looking at the blood with distress.In our rural areas, it is said that a drop of blood costs ten catties of grain. When I looked at the large area of blood, I thought it must be worth several hundred catties of grain, right?
I ate all my meals for nothing in the past year, and I even felt a little distressed at that time.
At this time, I discovered a strange phenomenon, the blood floating on the river gradually sank to the bottom of the river!
Let me go, it shouldn't be, it stands to reason that the blood should be floating on the river, but why did it all sink under the water?It didn't take long for the blood to disappear, as if someone down there was sucking it, because there was a small eddy on the surface of the water.
"Daqiang, what are you still doing in a daze, come up quickly." Dashan looked at me in a daze, and hurriedly called me.
Only then did I come to my senses, and I hurriedly grabbed the stone and was about to climb up.But when I climbed halfway, I suddenly felt a greasy thing slipping from my buttocks. My first feeling was that there was a fish, and it was quite big.
But I didn't bother to catch it, because at this moment, I was dragged ashore by the mountain.
I had just climbed onto the shore, and before I had time to put on my clothes, Dashan screamed: "Daqiang, what's wrong with your butt."
"Ah, is there a core borer (leech)!" I panicked immediately.
In the eyes of the rural people at that time, the core borer was a powerful creature that could burrow into the human scalp and reproduce, and finally corroded the human scalp.
So thinking about the possibility of a core worm, I even felt like I was dying.
"It's not a heartworm, but... there is a handprint." Da Shan said, "Is this your grandma's handprint?"
I turned my head hard to look at my buttocks, and sure enough, I found a red handprint on my buttocks, and there was even some sticky liquid on it. When I touched it with my hands, it looked like snot.
When I took a closer look, I found that the handprint had only four fingers. I was terrified, and hurriedly rolled up my clothes, trying to wipe off the viscous liquid on the handprint. Dashan also kept washing it with water.
Fortunately, the viscous liquid on it was finally washed away, and the strange four-finger fingerprints gradually faded away.
"What's the matter with the four-finger handprint you said?" I asked Dashan.
Dashan said: "Maybe I touched your butt? You forgot, when I touched the fish before, I accidentally touched you, but my thumb didn't touch you, so there are only four fingers." .”
In my opinion, Dashan's statement is quite authoritative. At that time, we were quite simple, so I believed what Dashan said.In fact, thinking about it now, there are quite a lot of loopholes, such as how to touch the red handprint and how to explain the viscous liquid on it.
Our hearts of fear were occupied by playful hearts, mainly because we were reluctant to waste those broken sticks and sweet potatoes.
We immediately dug a hole by the river, put two sweet potatoes in it, covered the sweet potatoes with a thin layer of soil, and put the firewood we picked up on top of the sweet potatoes.Dashan carries a lighter with him. After lighting the firewood with the lighter, he peels off the outermost layer of the corn, leaving two thin skins inside, so that the burned corn will not be completely black.
The long fruits can be eaten raw. The freshly dug long fruits are juicy and juicy. After washing in the water, they are like little dolls. They are so cute and tight. Dashan and I are eating the long fruits together. Drink a little bit.
It is said to be drinking, but in fact it is just a little bit of "Zi'er" carefully, it is just a situation.
Even if it's just a little drink, it's quite uncomfortable.Fortunately, there are sticks and sweet potatoes for the two of us to eat, and we both drank a third of the bottle of white wine.
After all, the two of us are children, and each of us only drank about one or two half, and we began to feel dizzy and excited.We didn't want to go back to sleep, but in the end Dashan was weird and said, "Shall we go and eavesdrop?"
"Eavesdropping on what?" I asked softly.
"It's just eavesdropping on Dalong sleeping with her daughter-in-law." Dashan said.
"Then there's nothing to eavesdrop on while sleeping," I said.
"Hey, you don't understand this, right? You'll know the mystery when you eavesdrop." Dashan said to me like a senior.
(End of this chapter)
"I stole this bottle of wine, do you dare to drink it?" Da Shan whispered, the thief looked around, fearing that someone would find out.
At that time, I was young and ignorant, so I liked the whole weird thing. Of course, I was also very eager for drinking.Being instigated by Dashan, I also longed in my heart: "It's your youngest (son) who dare not drink."
"Okay, then I really stole it." After finishing speaking, Da Shan secretly put a bottle of liquor into his arms, and imitated the appearance of an adult, folded his hands on his chest, and walked away swaggeringly.
This kid is quite good at this, but no one saw the clue, so I also sneaked out with Dashan.
It was already sunset at that time, and Dashan and I came to the small river together. Seeing that Dashan's hands were shaking with excitement, he held the bottle of white wine in his hand, and said in a trembling voice: "My father said, this thing can be compared with a drink." Immortal, let me take a bite first."
After finishing speaking, he unscrewed the lid and took a sip of Gudong.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he drank it, Da Shan vomited it out, and said cursingly: "I'm yelling, yelling, why is it so bad, is this wine fake?"
I said, "Come on, let me have a taste. Adults say that wine is fragrant, but you must not drink it."
So I took a small sip tentatively, and sure enough, it was hot and spicy, and it was unbearable to drink.
"I understand." Dashan said suddenly.
"What do you understand?" I asked.
"It must be because we don't have delicacies (dishes), so we lose our appetite after drinking. We have to cook several delicacies to taste the taste." Dashan said.
I was happy at once: "Yes, it must be so, let's prepare now!"
For our rural children, the most indispensable thing in the field is food, and the combination of meat and vegetables can be combined as you want.
Not to mention anything else, just the thousands of acres of sticks are tempting enough when they are cooked.There are also plump and round sweet potatoes, long fruits (peanuts) with huge particles, and green broad beans...
And the most attractive thing is the big wild carp in the river.It just so happened that the upstream dam released water at that time, and there were a lot of carp in the river, as well as grass carp and loaches. Of course, we have long been tired of eating the latter two.
So Dashan and I broke off a few sticks and sweet potatoes each, and ran to the small river in a hurry, ready to catch some fish.
For me and Dashan, catching fish is a piece of cake, we are very good at it.It just so happened that the river was relatively hot, so although the weather turned a bit cold, we didn't feel cold when we jumped into the water with our naked buttocks.
But I don't know what happened that day. Anyway, Dashan and I fumbled around inside, but we couldn't find any big carp, not even a loach.
This pissed off both of us, thinking that the fish might have gone with relatives today, why there wasn’t a single one.
At this time, the sky had gradually darkened, and there were only two of us on the narrow river. I saw that the outline of the mountain was gradually blurred, and I felt a little disconnected in my heart.
Because my grandma told me more than once, don't stay in the river at night, there are kappa in it, and catching people is fatal.
Although I don't have the slightest idea of kappa in my heart, the word "kappa" alone makes people feel intimidated unconsciously, which shows the profoundness of Huaxia Chinese characters.
Da Shan was also a little annoyed, he slapped the surface of the water vigorously, and cursed: "Damn, why is this fish gone? Da Qiang, why don't we just roast some corn and eat it?"
I was eager to get out of this small river quickly, so I nodded my head again and again.
But at this moment, I suddenly saw a black shadow coming out from the lotus leaf.
Because the distance was too far, I just saw a black shadow, and it seemed that the black shadow had a lotus leaf on its head.
I was terrified and thought it was someone else, so I called out immediately: "Who are you, the Hei family still takes a bath (at night)?"
When Dashan heard me call out, he immediately looked back.
But the black shadow didn't pay attention to me, and slowly retracted into the water again, and didn't come up again for a long time.
"Dashan, what is that?" I asked tremblingly.
"It's a piece of wood." Dashan said to me, "The wood went up after being washed by the undercurrent, and then went down again as soon as the undercurrent passed. I have seen it several times."
Although I believed it on the surface, I still murmured in my heart that the black shadow didn't look like wood, but rather resembled the upper body of a person...
Forget it, let's go ashore first!
Anyway, in my subconscious mind, I felt that monsters in the water would not be able to harm people once they got ashore.
But when I grabbed the rocks on the shore with both hands and was about to go ashore, my hand was suddenly pricked, and blood seeped out from the skin in an instant.And there was still a lot of blood, dripping into the water along the arm.
At that time, I only cared about the pain, and didn't think about going ashore.
I thought to myself that if I had gone ashore at that time, probably this series of appalling things would not have happened later!
I saw my blood dripping on the surface of the river, and it quickly stained a lot of river water.
I hurriedly covered the wound, looking at the blood with distress.In our rural areas, it is said that a drop of blood costs ten catties of grain. When I looked at the large area of blood, I thought it must be worth several hundred catties of grain, right?
I ate all my meals for nothing in the past year, and I even felt a little distressed at that time.
At this time, I discovered a strange phenomenon, the blood floating on the river gradually sank to the bottom of the river!
Let me go, it shouldn't be, it stands to reason that the blood should be floating on the river, but why did it all sink under the water?It didn't take long for the blood to disappear, as if someone down there was sucking it, because there was a small eddy on the surface of the water.
"Daqiang, what are you still doing in a daze, come up quickly." Dashan looked at me in a daze, and hurriedly called me.
Only then did I come to my senses, and I hurriedly grabbed the stone and was about to climb up.But when I climbed halfway, I suddenly felt a greasy thing slipping from my buttocks. My first feeling was that there was a fish, and it was quite big.
But I didn't bother to catch it, because at this moment, I was dragged ashore by the mountain.
I had just climbed onto the shore, and before I had time to put on my clothes, Dashan screamed: "Daqiang, what's wrong with your butt."
"Ah, is there a core borer (leech)!" I panicked immediately.
In the eyes of the rural people at that time, the core borer was a powerful creature that could burrow into the human scalp and reproduce, and finally corroded the human scalp.
So thinking about the possibility of a core worm, I even felt like I was dying.
"It's not a heartworm, but... there is a handprint." Da Shan said, "Is this your grandma's handprint?"
I turned my head hard to look at my buttocks, and sure enough, I found a red handprint on my buttocks, and there was even some sticky liquid on it. When I touched it with my hands, it looked like snot.
When I took a closer look, I found that the handprint had only four fingers. I was terrified, and hurriedly rolled up my clothes, trying to wipe off the viscous liquid on the handprint. Dashan also kept washing it with water.
Fortunately, the viscous liquid on it was finally washed away, and the strange four-finger fingerprints gradually faded away.
"What's the matter with the four-finger handprint you said?" I asked Dashan.
Dashan said: "Maybe I touched your butt? You forgot, when I touched the fish before, I accidentally touched you, but my thumb didn't touch you, so there are only four fingers." .”
In my opinion, Dashan's statement is quite authoritative. At that time, we were quite simple, so I believed what Dashan said.In fact, thinking about it now, there are quite a lot of loopholes, such as how to touch the red handprint and how to explain the viscous liquid on it.
Our hearts of fear were occupied by playful hearts, mainly because we were reluctant to waste those broken sticks and sweet potatoes.
We immediately dug a hole by the river, put two sweet potatoes in it, covered the sweet potatoes with a thin layer of soil, and put the firewood we picked up on top of the sweet potatoes.Dashan carries a lighter with him. After lighting the firewood with the lighter, he peels off the outermost layer of the corn, leaving two thin skins inside, so that the burned corn will not be completely black.
The long fruits can be eaten raw. The freshly dug long fruits are juicy and juicy. After washing in the water, they are like little dolls. They are so cute and tight. Dashan and I are eating the long fruits together. Drink a little bit.
It is said to be drinking, but in fact it is just a little bit of "Zi'er" carefully, it is just a situation.
Even if it's just a little drink, it's quite uncomfortable.Fortunately, there are sticks and sweet potatoes for the two of us to eat, and we both drank a third of the bottle of white wine.
After all, the two of us are children, and each of us only drank about one or two half, and we began to feel dizzy and excited.We didn't want to go back to sleep, but in the end Dashan was weird and said, "Shall we go and eavesdrop?"
"Eavesdropping on what?" I asked softly.
"It's just eavesdropping on Dalong sleeping with her daughter-in-law." Dashan said.
"Then there's nothing to eavesdrop on while sleeping," I said.
"Hey, you don't understand this, right? You'll know the mystery when you eavesdrop." Dashan said to me like a senior.
(End of this chapter)
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