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Chapter 6 Gong Xiang, the Sixth Grandpa
"It seems... It seems that something followed us ashore from the river, but that guy has run away." I don't want my grandma to know that the black shadow is a monster, sneaking into Dalong's house, if that's the case, My grandma would definitely be worried.

I just said it was a black shadow, thinking that my grandma should think it was a person, right?
When my grandma heard this, she squatted on the ground like a deflated ball: "Hey, why don't you worry about it! Come quickly, kowtow to the big locust tree and burn paper."

As he said that, he forced me to the ground, poured out all the paper money in the basket, and slammed his head on the ground. I really doubt that grandma broke her head.

After that, grandma started to strike matches, but for some reason, the matches that had been lit before were blown out by a strange evil wind as soon as they were struck.

My grandma was so anxious that she even cried in her voice: "Lao Liu, don't be like this, don't be like this."

While talking, he struck a match, and struck several matches in succession, all in the same manner, and was blown out by the strange wind as soon as he lit it.And I was also terrified by my grandma's abnormal behavior. What is grandma doing? In my impression, grandma never seemed to cry like this.

"Please count me as a sister, please? Sixth, I know you feel aggrieved, but this time please count me as a sister, please don't do this, don't do this."

After scratching several of them in succession, all of them went out, which made my grandma start to be at a loss, and my grandma cried almost to the point of despair.

"Lao Liu, you should think about it. This child is not only my grandson, but also related to you by blood."

"Do you really want to be so unfeeling? Do you think how my sister treated you back then."

"Okay, it seems that you didn't give any face, did you? Well, that sister, I'm not a vegetarian. If my grandson has any troubles, don't blame me for fighting to the death."

I never thought that my normally gentle grandmother would lose her temper with this big locust tree.I was so puzzled for a while, I thought to myself, grandma might be a psychopath, right?

Grandma's behavior was a bit too abnormal. I was frightened by grandma, and I was even about to get up and call for help.

But at this moment, the match in grandma's hand finally struck with a 'squeak', and this time there was no cold wind blowing.

My grandma was overjoyed, and hurriedly started burning the paper money, and kowtowed gratefully while burning the paper money: "Lao Liu, count what my sister owes you, and I will pay you back in the future."

"If you can figure it out, sister will be happy..."

After all the paper money was burnt, my grandma finally breathed a sigh of relief and half sat on the ground weakly.

I whispered: "Grandma, are you okay?"

Grandma glanced at me: "Kowtow around the big locust tree, three times."

I froze for a moment: "Grandma, what are you doing?"

"Knock it if you tell me to do it, don't talk nonsense." Grandma reprimanded her, her eyes full of hatred.

I am very stubborn, I am still a big kid anyway, how can I kowtow around the big locust tree?And still kneeling and nibbling three times?It's not intentionally embarrassing.

"I don't kowtow, grandma, how can I kowtow to a big locust tree?" I said stubbornly.

My grandma was so angry that she grabbed my arm, pressed it against the big locust tree, and started beating me violently, slapping me down one by one, making me cry loudly.At that time, I was really frightened by my grandma. Before, my grandma was not even willing to quarrel with me, but now she hit me directly. I couldn't even believe it was true.

Anyway, I was crying like Li Sanniang at the time, with snot and tears, and finally I followed my grandmother's instructions and knelt three times around the big locust tree.

After I knelt three times, a branch fell from the big locust tree. My grandma quickly picked up the branch like a baby bump, and tied it around my neck: "Go back to sleep, remember, this Never pick off a branch."

I went back to bed angrily, puzzled.Grandma is really weird tonight.

Grandma said who is the sixth child?What is the relationship between the two of them?Could it be that the big locust tree is the sixth child?But grandma said that she is the elder sister of Lao Liu, so Lao Liu should be a person, not a big locust tree.

And what I said at the beginning: Don't do this, don't do this, what the hell is it?

The most incomprehensible thing is that I was made to kneel and kowtow three times. It was really embarrassing. If this is said, Dashan will have to laugh at me in the future.

I don't know how long I choked up and cried, and fell asleep in a daze.

And grandma seems to have been sitting under the big locust tree all the time, and I seem to have heard grandma muttering softly. As for the specific content of the muttering, I don't know.

In the middle of the night, when I was fast asleep, I was awakened by the sound of a door being pushed, but I was still in a drowsy state, and I didn't open my eyes.Because I know it's just grandma coming in to cover me with a quilt.

After my grandma covered me with the quilt, she said again: "Lao Liu, let's see, does this baby look like your fifth brother?"

Grandma's words made me tremble all over with fright, is it possible that the sixth child is here?
When my grandma turned around and walked out, I opened my eyes carefully and took a look, but it was empty around my grandma, and there was no one there.

I felt a sudden chill all over my body, where is the sixth child?

Could grandma be sleepwalking?
Early in the morning, I could smell the aroma of rice porridge in the yard. I was already hungry, so I got up, put on my clothes and went out. I had already forgotten everything about last night.

I came to the table and saw that there was a table full of dishes, including meatballs, recipes, steamed pork, etc., and there were several bowls.I have a big appetite and want to eat a big meal with my arms open.

But grandma called me to stop: "Son, don't eat it first, let me offer tribute first."

I wondered and asked: "Grandma, what day is it today? Why do you cook so many delicious foods?" I asked happily while looking at the shiny tamales.

"Your sixth grandpa came to our house today." My grandma said, "I made it for him."

"Oh, where is my sixth grandfather? Why don't I know." I asked wonderingly.

"Well, I haven't told you before, you sit down for a while, I'm going to pay tribute to Gongxiang." After saying that, my grandma went out with the plate.

And what my grandma said seemed to wake me up, and this realization made me tremble all over with fright.

Grandma just said that these things were for my sixth grandpa, but now my grandma is taking these things to offer incense. Could it be that my sixth grandpa is a ghost?I'll go, the thought gave me goosebumps and even lost my appetite while eating tamales.

After eating, I went to find Dashan to play.When I came to Dashan's house, I found that Dashan was standing at the door of the house with an aggrieved expression on his face.

I know that Dashan must have been punished by his mother to stand again. As for the reason, I can figure it out with my toes, it must be because of the incident of wetting his pants yesterday.

And my arrival immediately made Dashan ecstatic, because I was Dashan's savior. Usually after I came, Dashan's mother would not train Dashan, but let him go out with me to play.

Dashan's mother is very strict with Dashan, and basically doesn't allow Dashan to go out to play with other children, because he thinks other children will lead Dashan into trouble.But every time I came to look for Dashan, Dashan's mother would let me go.

How should I put it, maybe it’s good for me to study in the village.

Seeing me coming, Dashan's mother really let me go.On the way, Dashan gave me thousands of reminders, telling me that we must not tell others about the thing about wetting his pants yesterday, if he told others, he would really be ashamed of others.

I thought to myself that those women on TV would be ashamed to see people because of what the men did to them. It's nothing to piss their pants, but I finally agreed to him.

I asked, "Do you know what happened to the black shadow last night?"

Dashan said: "Hey, I figured it out last night."

As a result, the image of Dashan in my heart suddenly became glorious again. It is not ordinary people who can understand such complicated things.

I hurriedly asked, "Then what happened last night? What is that black shadow?"

"When my father used to drink too much, he often hugged the blacksmith in the village and called Cuihua. I think we also drank too much yesterday, so we had hallucinations and regarded something as a shadow."

Dashan explained: "Damn it, I was scolded by my mother last night. It seems that this wine is really not a good thing."

I suddenly realized, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it must be so, Dashan, you are too powerful."

"It's nothing." Dashan said, "Not as good as my father. My father once drank too much and fell asleep in the pigsty."

I knew about this incident. At that time, this incident caused a sensation in the whole village. As a result, Dashan's father didn't dare to go out for a month, for fear of being laughed at.

"By the way, let's go to Dalong's house." Da Shan said, "Go and ask for sweet wine."

"it is good."

In rural areas, on the second day after the couple gets married, the children will ask the bride for food, so the bride will prepare a lot of good things at home.

But when we walked to the door of Dalong’s house, we found that the door of Dalong’s house was still locked.

Why doesn't Dalong open the door yet?Could it be that yesterday I had too much trouble with my wife, so I couldn't get up in the morning?

I said: "Dashan, why don't we go back and come back later."

But Dashan said: "No, since you are here, there is no reason to go back, call Dalong for me!"

In the countryside, Dashan and I are relatively older. Although we are young, according to our seniority, Dalong still has to call us uncles, so the two of us as uncles have no shame in kicking the door. : "Dalong, open the door, Dalong, open the door quickly, and check the ward."

We didn't know what the ward rounds meant. Anyway, the police called the door like this on TV, so we copied it.

But for some reason, no matter how we shouted, there was no movement in the room.

I suddenly became puzzled in my heart, thinking to myself why these two people slept so dead!

Da Shan couldn't wait any longer, so he opened the door opening to see what happened inside, but when he opened the door opening, Da Shan crawled back in a fright.

(End of this chapter)