pick up the pussy

Chapter 435 Cremation
I nodded thoughtfully: "Oh, so that's the case. It seems that this pendant is really a rare treasure."

"It's not a big deal." Daoist Ma said coquettishly: "Search and search again, by the way, you can also pull out my two big gold teeth."

I was speechless for a while: "Forget it, Daoist Ma, the folks pay attention to leaving a whole body, and it will be safe to bury it in the ground. You should keep the big gold tooth for yourself!"

"That's right, then I'll keep it first. By the way, I was cremated after I died. I want to see if I, a respectable old man, can burn one or two relics in this life." Daoist Ma said.

I was even more speechless: "Master Ma, you were so confused when you were alive, why are you still so confused when you're dead? That relic can only be burned out by Buddhists. Why are you a Taoist messing around with it?"

After I said this, Daoist Ma suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, this dementia has occurred again. Well, we have to go to Huangquan Road, and the body will be handed over to you to deal with."

I smiled and nodded: "Master Ma, you can go on the road with peace of mind, you don't need to worry about this matter."

Daoist Ma smiled and said goodbye to the two of us. A slight wind blew, and I knew that Daoist Ma and Mila had left.

Looking at their leaving figures, I felt a little uncomfortable.But now I don't have time to grieve anymore, the top priority is to bury the two seniors first.

According to the wishes of Daoist Ma and Mira, they hope to be cremated.Li Jianli and I simply found a lot of dry firewood nearby, piled them together, and put the bodies of Daoist Ma and Mira on top of the firewood pile.

The raging fire ignited, completely enveloping the bodies of Daoist Ma and Mi La.I can't tell if it's grief or relief in my heart, maybe for Daoist Ma, this is the real relief, right?

After the fire, I went to collect the remains of the Ma Daochang.The bones of the two elders had been mixed together, and it was hard to tell who belonged to whom.I didn't sort them either, so I put the two into the same wooden box.

Does this count as me in you and you in me?

After packing everything up, I quickly hugged the golden box and left with Li Jianjian and others.

After turning over this mountain, there is an endless plain behind, and a narrow path passes through this grassland.

Walking along this grassland, I walked for a whole day and night, but I didn't meet anyone.

We were tired and hungry. Fortunately, it didn't take long before we saw a water pool in the grassland, and fishes were faintly jumping in the water pool.

Finally a full meal!We set up camp here and built a temporary shelter, and Li Jianjian and I jumped into the water and started preparing today's dinner.

After all, Leng Yun and Peipei were girls, so when they sat down, they lost the strength to stand up and fell asleep.

Although this pool is not big, I have to say that there are quite a lot of fish in it. I caught quite a few carp the size of a palm, and I even caught two carp that were as small as an arm.

Unexpectedly, there are two big bastards.These two bastards are really ecstatic, and finally they can take good nutrition!
Li Jianli got the two turtle shells off, removed the dirty meat inside without washing, put some water into the turtle shell, put it on the fire, and started to cook the turtle soup.

It didn't take long for the bastard soup to emit a tangy aroma. Leng Yun and Peipei, who had been hungry for a long time, also slowly opened their eyes, looking at us inexplicably, and then their eyes fell on bastard. up.

"What are you doing?" Pepe asked sleepily.

"Wang Ba Tang." Li Jianjian said: "It can nourish yin and strengthen yang."

"Bastard!" Peipei glared at Li Jianjian: "Stop playing hooligans in front of your aunt from now on."

Li Jianli had long been used to Pepe's bad temper, so he just mumbled and didn't say anything.

After I dried out the intestines of those carp, I put them on the fire and roasted them.The two of them also hurriedly got two large carps to put on, and grilled them slowly.

Soon, the aroma of bastard soup rushed to my face again, which made my mouth water. The grilled fish was almost cooked, so I quickly found some salt and sprinkled it on the soup and fish.

Then I found that Li Jianli seemed to be about to spit into the bastard soup. I was taken aback, so I quickly stopped Li Jianli: "Li Jianli, what are you doing?"

"Add some seasoning." Li Jianjian said: "My saliva is also a great tonic. Eat it to ensure that you will be energetic."

"Is it disgusting?" Pepe gave Li Jianli a white look: "I really thought it was protein, idiot."

Li Jianjian said: "Hey, girl, why are you talking like that, I am also Polygonum multiflorum, and I am full of treasures."

"Believe it or not, I chopped you up and fed it to the dogs?" Pepe scolded impatiently, "If you really dare to spit in it, I'll boil you."

There was no way, in order not to disgust Pepe, Li Jianli could only spit on his fish dutifully.But it seemed a little reconciled, and asked me if I wanted to eat some?
I smiled bitterly speechlessly, and waved my hands to say forget it. Although I knew that Li Jianjian's saliva was indeed a 'big tonic soup', I really couldn't eat it.

"Help, help!" At this moment, I suddenly heard a weak cry for help. I immediately stood up and looked around vigilantly.

There are too many dangers encountered these days, so I have to become so sensitive.

The other three people also heard the movement, and dropped their food one after another.

"Who?" I took a deep breath and scolded.

On the slope behind him, a kid ran over, looking skinny, like a skinny beggar.

"Fish, I want to eat fish." The kid rushed up to snatch the fish from Pepe's hand.But what a stubborn girl Pepe is, how could she give the fish she cooked so hard to a beggar?
So Pepe dodged immediately.

The beggar seemed to have no strength at all. He lay on the ground and begged bitterly: "Please, give me a stutter! My life will be yours from now on."

"It's so pitiful." Originally, I planned to give my fish to the little beggar, but before I could give it to the little beggar, Li Jianli said, and then handed his own fish to the little beggar.

Looking at the saliva on that fish, I really broke into a cold sweat for the little beggar.

After the little beggar took the fish, he began to feast on it.A fish was eaten up in no time.

The little beggar regained some strength, and the 'big tonic soup' established by Li may have really worked. The little beggar seemed to be full of energy, lying on the ground comfortably, that was a treat: "Hey , It’s so damn comfortable! Brothers, thank you. If you encounter any difficulties in the future, come to me, and I will definitely repay you.”

"Oh." Li Jianli asked with interest: "Why, what's so great about you, a little beggar?"

"Of course." The little beggar said with a smile: "Don't look at me in sloppy clothes, but in fact, I'm not a beggar at all. I'm just pretending, do you understand?"

"Oh, what are you pretending to be?" Li Jianli asked, "Why are you pretending?"

While talking, Li Jianli threw a fish to the little beggar and asked him to grill it himself, while Leng Yunpeipei and I ate and listened.

"Hey, that's a long story." The little beggar sighed quietly, and carefully sprinkled a pinch of salt on the fish: "I have a heavy responsibility on my shoulders, and my personal safety is directly related to the whole world. China's luck, the lives of billions of compatriots are safe."

"Really?" Li Jianli asked with a smile: "What do you do, so powerful?"

"Hey, you guys don't understand, and it's a secret, so you can't just say it casually." The little beggar looked at Ba Kezi longingly while talking.

I smiled speechlessly, forget it, if you want to hear this kid bragging, you still have to pay the price.I used a stick to pick a piece of bastard meat for the little beggar: "Eat it!"

The little beggar devoured it, and ate up a piece of bastard meat in two mouthfuls: "Let me tell you, I am the heir of a secret sect."

Seeing his mysterious appearance, I asked with great interest: "Oh, which sect are you the descendant of?"

"Yinpai, have you heard of it?" said the little beggar, "Our ancestor is Chen Jinggu, the wife of Linshui. You must be frightened."

"Pfft!" The four of us laughed out loud at the same time. Pepe laughed and got stuck on a fishbone, coughing again and again.

"What's the matter with you?" The little beggar looked at us inexplicably: "You don't believe me, do you? I have a token with me."

As he said that, the little beggar took out a pair of rusty scissors from his pocket: "Do you know what these are? The famous yin and yang scissors in the world are used to cut yin and yang, and can cut your name from the life and death book of Hades. Come down, it can cut a crack in the space and let you enter the fairy space, or..."

The little beggar started to brag endlessly, which made us dumbfounded.

I was a little depressed in my heart, what's going on, I'm so famous now?People are starting to impersonate me.

(End of this chapter)