pick up the pussy

Chapter 436

"Then what's your name?" Li Jianli asked.

"Wu Daqiang." The little beggar said triumphantly: "Why, haven't you heard of the name of the successor I cited? It's really ignorant."

"Okay." Li Jianjian shrugged: "We are indeed ignorant, and I am asking about your real name."

"My real name is... Hey, my name is Wu Daqiang. Why don't you believe me." The little beggar said angrily, "Well, if you encounter trouble in the future, just go to Yinpai. This yin and yang scissors, just treat it as a yin and yang scissors." My token, take this pair of scissors, and they will definitely let you in. I will give you as much gold, silver and treasure as you want."

"Then you are so rich, how come you are in such a poor state?" I asked.

"Hey, the heavenly secret must not be leaked." The little beggar said, "I can only tell you that people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. For the luck of the whole of China, and for the safety of more than one billion people, even if I suffer, I will it's nothing."

"Really?" I said with a smile: "I didn't expect the descendants of Yinpai to be so great, so who are your main enemies?"

"You don't even know this?" The little beggar said, "Of course it's some evil forces."

"What are the evil forces you mentioned?" I asked.

"It's like gossip." The little beggar said this, and his face changed: "Oh! My fish is cooked, I will eat the fish first."

As he spoke, the little beggar began to gobble up the fish.

Pepe asked half-jokingly: "Then who is your wife?"

"Having a daughter-in-law is so boring." The little beggar said with a smile: "If you want a daughter-in-law, you will have no freedom. Haven't you heard that marriage is the grave of love?"

"There must be a girlfriend." Pepe asked.

"Girlfriend, yes there is." The little beggar said, "But you have to keep it a secret, you can't just talk about this kind of thing."

"Don't talk, don't talk, we promise not to talk." Pepe promised quickly.

"I'm in a secret relationship with *** now." The little beggar said, "It's mainly because of our personal charm. It can be said that we fell in love at first sight."

I looked at Pepe inexplicably: "Who is the ****?"

"You don't even know who *** is?" The little beggar glared at me: "He just sings, he's very famous."

"Have you heard of the little bamboo basket?" The little beggar said, and then hummed softly: "The little basket was dangling, and my mother carried me down the stilted building amidst the laughter. It was the first time in the deep mountains, and I tasted wild fruits." .”

"You are a little beggar, can people think of you?" Pepe asked.

"I told you all, the little beggar is used by me to cover up my real identity." The little beggar said, "My real identity is the successor of Yinpai."

"Then if you meet the real Wu Daqiang, aren't you afraid that he will teach you a lesson?" Even the taciturn Leng Yun spoke at this moment.

"It would be great if we really met...Hey, why are you doing this? I've said it all. I'm the real Wu Daqiang. Whether it's true or false." The little beggar muttered dissatisfiedly: "Okay, don't follow You're wasting your time, I have to save the world."

After speaking, the little beggar was about to leave.

But I grabbed the little beggar's ankle dumbfoundingly, and the little beggar fell to the ground in one fell swoop, and a dog came to eat shit.

"Don't leave, let's go after you understand what you have said!" I said, "Don't pretend to be me in the future, and it will affect my image."

"Brother, you really know how to joke." The little beggar struggled and said, "Don't pretend to be me, can you? Do you know that I am good at cutting Yin and Yang? Do you believe that I can poke your soul out of you with a pair of scissors?"

This kid is really showing off. It seems that if I don't teach him a lesson, he will continue to slander my reputation.I had no choice but to pull out the yin-yang scissors, stab the ground in front of him, and said, "See clearly? This is the real yin-yang scissors."

"Yin-Yang scissors!" The little beggar exclaimed, "Is it really Yin-Yang scissors? What about the Flame Knife and Earth-Cracking Sword?"

I pointed to the divine wooden box behind me: "Is there any problem with your eyes?"

When the little beggar confirmed the weapon on my back, he was so excited that he couldn't speak immediately. In the end, tears filled his eyes, and then he kowtowed violently at me: "Responsible, I finally found you, I finally found you!" You! Why didn't you reveal your identity earlier."

The little beggar came out of nowhere for no reason, and it bored me to death.I looked at him inexplicably: "Stand up for me, what the hell are you doing?"

Although this little beggar pretended to be me on purpose just now, it can be seen that this kid is actually not bad at heart.

"I came here to find you, top class. I fell into this situation just to find you." The little beggar wailed loudly and said, "The top class must accept me."

What a weird guy.

I shook my head: "Are you sure you're not crazy?"

"Crazy? Of course you're not crazy." The little beggar said, "You don't believe me, do you? Then I'll tell you directly. In fact, Second Grandpa asked me to come to you."

"Second Grandpa, which Second Grandpa?" My heart beat wildly, because I subconsciously thought of Second Grandpa, and I always felt that the Second Grandpa he mentioned was actually Second Grandpa.

"People call him Mu Laoer." The little beggar said, "He told me to come here to find you."

"Mu Er Er, isn't that the second grandpa's nickname?" I was ecstatic, and grabbed the little beggar's arm: "Tell me quickly, where is the second grandpa now."

"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited." The little beggar said hastily, "I don't know where Second Grandpa is, so listen to me and tell you carefully."

Li Jianli came up and patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Don't scare the little beggar, listen to him."

"Second Grandpa told me in a dream, let me come to you, I have never seen Second Grandpa." The little beggar said.

How similar is this scene to Lao Cao, who was entrusted by the third grandpa in a dream, and then found me.

"It's just a dream, would you take it real?" I asked.

The little beggar said: "The more I think about it now, the more I feel that something is wrong. I think it is not just a dream."

"How?" I asked.

The little beggar just started talking to me in detail.

It turned out that this little beggar really had a relationship with the second grandfather.

When the second grandfather was young, he used to wander outside for a period of time, not only treating illnesses, telling fortunes, but also delivering deliveries.

I still believe in healing, but when it comes to fortune-telling... I think Grandpa Yi's temperament is probably a scam, right?In addition, delivery is a bit too much. I have never seen a woman give birth to a big man to deliver the child.

It is said that the second grandfather passed by a small village one day, and happened to meet a funeral procession at the entrance of the village. The crying and wailing were loud, and one can imagine how sad the family was.

After careful questioning, I found out that it was the woman of this family who gave birth to the child, but neither the child nor the woman was kept, and died of massive bleeding.

But the second grandfather has real skills, he can see the abnormality of this funeral procession at a glance!
It stands to reason that when a woman dies of dystocia, two small paper figures are usually pasted on the front and back of the coffin.

Because two ghosts, one big and one small, are bound to be reluctant to just embark on the road of reincarnation, and it is very likely that they will come back and take the two talents away, so the folks have the saying of making paper dolls as substitutes.

However, there is no sticker person on this coffin, and everything seems to be simple, there is not even a soul-calling person along the way, and there is no paper sticker person throwing paper money or the like.

This is obviously to make the two people in the coffin die in peace and turn into ghosts!
So the second grandpa asked why no paper figurines were tied, no paper money was scattered, and doubles were not pasted at both ends of the coffin during the funeral.

After asking, I found out that after my wife died of dystocia, a Taoist priest happened to pass by. The Taoist priest said that the woman had a vaginal fetus in her womb. If cause and effect are involved, the consequences will be unimaginable.

The family was frightened by the Taoist's words, how dare they disobey at all?Immediately, he was buried according to the Taoist's order.

The second grandfather immediately realized that there was something wrong with the Taoist priest, and he was probably trying to frame the family.Once the woman is buried, the woman and the child will definitely turn into ghosts and come to seek their lives.

The second grandfather was young and vigorous at that time, so he decided to take care of this matter now.So the second grandfather stopped the coffin and told the family the truth.However, the second grandpa's "appearance" when he was young was really a bit ugly. That attire was clearly selling dog skin plasters, so how could anyone be so convinced of the second grandpa?

The second grandpa couldn't say no, and in the end he could only prove it to them, saying that if two incense sticks were lit on the coffin, if the two incense sticks could burn, it would be considered a mistake in his judgment.If the incense cannot burn, it means that the ghosts do not accept their offerings, or the ghosts are angry.

Everyone still doesn't believe it, and they haven't heard that incense can't be burned.

But this is a matter of life and death, so the family didn't dare to be ambiguous. After deliberation, they finally decided to give it a try. They didn't expect such a try, it was really the same thing.Insert three sticks of incense in the crack of the coffin, no matter what, as soon as they are lit, the incense will go out after a while, and many good incenses have been exchanged, but all have failed.

Even in the end, I couldn't even strike a match. As soon as I struck it, a strange wind would blow out the match.

And the wind was weird, it was chilly when it blew on people.You know, it happened to be summer at that time, and the weather was so hot...

(End of this chapter)