pick up the pussy

Chapter 508 Soil mouse, go to the big fair
The snowman nodded: "Why, is it difficult? It's just hungry."

I was desperate for a while. To these large animals, it was indeed just a hungry stomach, but to us humans, it was not a concept at all.

The snowman came up with an idea: "How about this, it's really not possible, you can collect our urine, although it smells a little bit, but it should be no problem to maintain life."

I thought to myself, forget it, drink urine, it still makes people sick to death.

"Have you guys ever tried to go out and find something to eat?" I asked.

"Didn't I say it all, when I went out, I would only be smashed to pieces, and I guess even my soul would be disintegrated." Snowman said.

"Did you see it with your own eyes?" I asked.

"No." The snowman shook his head: "I heard from some big mice, my friend."

"Oh." I nodded thoughtfully.I always feel that those rats are made up randomly, the purpose is unknown, maybe they just want to deter these animals and prevent them from running around.

"Hey, Brother Mouse, why did you come so late this time?" At this moment, the snowman immediately bowed his head and greeted.I hurriedly turned my head around, and was immediately taken aback, only to see three mice the size of pigs standing behind me.And these few mice are more awesome, they stand upright, looking quite weird.

"Damn it, I'm totally unprepared for this catastrophe." The mouse said, "I was practicing face-to-face dance with my wife, but I suddenly came to the heaven, and my menstrual period was brought forward."

"Why are you so stubborn, why are you talking so loudly?" The other female mouse was not happy, and stomped her feet angrily.Needless to say, this is a family of mice, men, women, and children.

"Crazy woman, get the hell out of here and go back to the Immortal Mansion." The local mouse said angrily, "Is Xuemei an outsider? I'll tell her what to do."

"Huh." The mother mouse turned around angrily and wanted to leave: "You have to swear, I will go to my mother and let my mother teach you a good lesson."

Saying that, the mother mouse dragged the little mouse away.

As soon as he heard that he was looking for his mother, the soil mouse became nervous, but in order to maintain the necessary demeanor in front of the big beauty Snowman, the soil mouse still waved his hand indifferently: "Go, don't come back for the rest of your life, Damn it, don’t sign up for housing for three days.”

Snowman apologized: "I'm sorry, Brother Mouse, I didn't expect my sister-in-law to be so jealous."

"Hey, don't pay attention to him, this girl is just like this, and I'm used to it. Ah, yes, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first." After finishing speaking , The soil mouse chased the mother mouse when it was disheartened.

This scene left me stunned. Damn, this is so humane. It seems that the way animals get along with humans is not much different.

I smiled speechlessly.

"You actually talked so much with that dead mouse." Zi Qilin quit and said angrily.

"Why, I just talked to Brother Mouse, what, not only do I want to talk, but I also want to sleep with it, can you control it?"

"What's better about it than me?" Zi Qilin said angrily, "What's your favorite about it?"

"I... I am also a holy beast anyway."

"Come on, you, what holy beast? Isn't it just a chameleon? It's currying favor with the rich and powerful, and it's extremely lustful. I don't like you guys who are stalking people. Don't talk to me, my mother is going to sleep."

Saying that, the snowman closed his eyes and ignored the purple unicorn.Zi Qilin turned around and left angrily: "Hmph, go find that dead mouse, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

"Oh, you dead man, if I told you to go, you really did go." The snowman became anxious at once: "Come back to me, my old lady is angry with you."

"This... Xuexue, I knew you were teasing me, why are you so reluctant to let me go?"

"Hmph, you fool, I don't want you, who wants you, I'm the only one who can tolerate your shortcomings."

I smiled speechlessly, it turns out that humans and beasts have so many things in common.

The snowman's words are still echoing in my mind: "I still want to sleep with Brother Mouse."

It's really hard for me to imagine a scene where a hill sleeps with a pig.In addition, if the snowman accidentally turned sideways, would he directly crush the mouse into meatloaf?

The possibility is still very high, I thought so.

"Extraordinary, extra, I'm going to catch the big fair tonight." At this moment, I suddenly heard the voice of the local mouse: "Everyone is ready to prepare, the big fair is rare once a year, don't miss it, don't give it to me!" Regrets for the rest of my life.”

After the soil mouse finished speaking, the whole cave immediately became lively, and the group of beasts discussed enthusiastically and excitedly.And I was wondering, why go to a big market, this kind of place can still go to a market?
If you go to the market, what do you use to buy and sell?I looked at the snowman inexplicably, but found that the snowman and the purple unicorn were talking sweetly and crookedly at the moment.

I had no choice but to endure the pain of goosebumps all over my body, and forcibly separated them: "Okay, you two, stop talking, Snowman, can you tell me, what is the situation of going to the big fair?"

"Don't say you haven't been to the big market." The snowman said, "It's just buying and selling things."

"Buy and sell with what?" I asked.

"Why are you so annoying." Snowman said: "Didn't you know it when you went to the big fair at night? Qilin, let's talk again. I'm very interested in the pose you mentioned just now."

"Keep your voice down, human beings are very gossip, don't let them listen to you."

Listening to the two whispering, I couldn't laugh or cry.I'm really unlucky to meet these two best.There's no way, I can't hear the news from the two of them, so I can only focus on the mouse.

The native mouse is so proficient in news, he must be able to find out the news about the big fair.

The cave was so noisy, grandpa and Cao Changsong both opened their eyes exhaustedly, and roared angrily: "It's not annoying if you call me anything."

I hurried up and said, "Grandpa, they are discussing about going to the fair tonight."

"Catch a big market? What is a big market?" Grandpa and Cao Changsong were both stunned: "This is the place to go to a big market...Do you sell meat?"

I said, "I don't know either. Anyway, they all say they're going to the big market. I think we can catch that mouse later and ask about it."

Grandpa and Cao Changsong both nodded in puzzlement.

Soon, the mouse that called the entire cave finally came back, looking a little gloomy and in a bad mood.

I rummaged through my body and found that there was still a piece of dried sweet potato, so I immediately went to say hello to the soil mouse: "Brother mouse, hello, I am a friend of Snowman."

The soil mouse looked up at me and said, "Ordinary man, although I don't know how you came to this fairy mansion, I hope you can keep a low profile and don't go around ostentatiously. You know, the immortals of the fairy mansion, it is very difficult. with humans."

I said again and again: "I understand, I understand, hehe. By the way, there is no gift for the first meeting, so let this be a meeting gift!"

I pulled out the dried sweet potatoes.

When the local mouse saw the dried sweet potatoes, his eyes straightened immediately: "Okay, okay, I like dried sweet potatoes. You are quite well-mannered, I like it."

As he said that, he took out the dried sweet potatoes, and gritted his teeth with a click, with an ecstatic expression, as if he was on drugs.

"Brother Mouse, I want to ask you, what's going on with this big fair?" I asked when I saw that the local mouse was excited.

"It's a big market." The mouse said with a smile: "It's just a big market, and I can exchange my things with them."

"What are they?" I asked cautiously.

"They..." The local mouse became nervous all of a sudden: "Ordinary people, you'd better not know this, if you know more, it will not be good for you, you should go back to me and stay obediently! It's best tonight Catch the big market, and you don't come out."

After speaking, the soil mouse returned to his fairy mansion, grinding his teeth leisurely.

I said, "Brother Mouse, don't you worry that your mother-in-law and his wife will settle accounts with you later?"

"What's there to be afraid of, isn't it just the two girls? I can slap them to death with one slap." The soil mouse said.

"Okay." I smiled: "Originally, I was going to help you persuade them, but now it seems that it is not necessary."

The local mouse immediately became nervous: "Hey, wait a minute, boy, did you just say that you could persuade them both?"

certainly.I smiled and said, "For me, it's a piece of cake."

"That's great." The local mouse said excitedly: "Then trouble you to persuade their mothers later, ha ha, who said that we are good buddies."

I smiled and said, "I helped you, how can you thank me?"

When I saw this guy, I knew it was a henpeck, and I did a great favor to it.

"How can I thank you, how can I thank you... well, I only have this body left to be proud of, or...you put me to sleep?"

"I'm sleepy." I suddenly had a chill: "Can you be more disgusting?"

"Then what do you say you want?" the local mouse asked, "You'd better not think about my wife and children."

Well, I was completely defeated by Brother Mouse, I really don't have such a heavy taste.

"Tell me, who are the people you mentioned just now?" I asked.

The mouse was stunned for a moment, and looked at me with a embarrassed expression: "Didn't you deliberately embarrass me?"

(End of this chapter)