pick up the pussy

Chapter 509
"No way." I said, "I'm really not interested in anything else."

"This... well, if you must know, it's not impossible. Of course, the premise is that you must help me settle this matter." The soil mouse said.

"It's okay." I patted the soil mouse on the shoulder.

Soon, I noticed that the mother mouse and the child brought another old mouse, looking very angry.This mouse family is really complete.

I took the initiative to go up and greet them: "Three, I am a friend of the soil mouse. I have something to tell the three of you. It is not convenient for the soil mouse to show up, so let me talk to it."

"Hmph, did you ask you to make an apology? Tell you, I don't like this. Let him come to kowtow and kneel in person to make an apology. My mother may not be able to forgive him, let alone you." Mother The mouse was full of anger.

"Young man, you'd better not meddle in our family affairs, otherwise you will die a miserable death, remember?" the old mouse also spoke.

"Actually, I'm not here to apologize." I smiled and said, "You three, can I take a step to speak?"

Three minutes later, I took the mother mouse and the little mouse back to the fairy mansion of the soil mouse, and the old mouse went back.

The soil mouse saw us go back, and immediately came up to us, ready to curry favor with the mother mouse.But before the soil mouse could speak, the female mouse spoke first: "Honey, do you feel itchy? Let me catch bugs for you."

The soil mouse was stunned, he didn't expect the mother mouse to behave so abnormally.But it also reacted in an instant, knowing that it was my credit, and said with a smile: "It's not itchy, you go back first, I have something to talk to this gentleman."

The mother mouse went back obediently.

"Fuck, you can do it." The soil mouse immediately looked at me with a surprised expression: "I have tamed it for most of my life, but I didn't succeed. How did you do it?"

I smiled lightly: "It's simple, since you can't do soft things, just come hard."

"How come it's so hard? Did you beat them?" the soil mouse asked puzzled.

"Of course not. I told them not to go back to the mother mouse. You have already decided not to live with them. This kind of life is not what you want. You decided to let go, and then she came back obediently."

I said: "Sometimes blindly compromise is not a good thing. Some tough measures should be used."

"Damn." After a while, the local mouse was afraid: "Aren't you afraid that my wife will really leave me? You are betting on my lifelong happiness. You don't know how much I paid for pursuing it. It is precisely because It’s not easy to get, so I cherish it very much.”

"If she doesn't care about you, even if you put up with her, is it good for you? At least now it proves that she still cares about you a lot, what do you think?" I asked back.

The local mouse was silent for a long time, and at last he still didn't agree with my statement: "In short, in my opinion, a woman should be used to coax her, and it's also appropriate to have a small temper, and don't use her feelings to scare her."

It can be seen that Tumozi still values ​​this relationship very much.What I did just now was really a bit abrupt, but I was still a bit smart, heh.

"However, since you helped me solve this matter, I'd better tell you about them!" The soil mouse said, "Actually, I'm not particularly clear about their identities. It's just the animals here who have cultivated to be fine." Everyone calls them Dongfu Immortals. In my opinion, they are nothing like Dongfu Immortals, they are just a bunch of old ghosts."

"I don't know how long these old ghosts have been here. Anyway, it should be a long time, right? Even the way they speak is different from normal people. They are very polite. The things they exchanged are also very special."

"Such as cultivation skills, yin and yang life, advice on marriage, finding the dragon's eye, etc. And the things they want to exchange are also very consistent, which is no different from the public morality of animals, inner alchemy and even various magic weapons, all can be used."

"I don't know the origin of these old perverts. All in all, you must be careful when dealing with them. None of these old perverts are easy to provoke."

After listening to it, I thought about it, but I didn't expect such a place to exist in the Western Paradise World.

After the native mouse briefly told me some irrelevant information, I went back, and the native mouse excitedly shared the three-person world with his wife.

After I came back, I briefly told my grandparents what I had learned.After the grandpa had finished listening, he fell into deep thought for a long time.

Si Yuefei, who has been silently following us, was a little excited: "I think it's better for us to go and have a look, maybe we might meet some great luck in this big fair?"

Universiade?What luck can there be?With so many enemies in the Xitian world, it would be pretty good not to draw hatred.

After discussing with the two grandparents, I finally decided not to participate in this big event. I was really worried about encountering enemies.But Siyuefei looks very excited, it seems that we can't stop Siyuefei from participating in this big episode.

Since he is willing to participate, let's participate!Fortunately, he has Xitian blood, so he shouldn't draw hatred.

As long as he doesn't say anything about us, nothing goes wrong.I warned him, and he also said that he would never betray us.

Now he still has to rely on us to get out of the Xitian world, of course he won't betray us.

Time passed quickly, and it was already night.The reason why I judged it was night, because I found that all the animals were asleep.

The biological clock of animals is much stronger than that of humans, so when the time comes, they naturally want to sleep peacefully.

I was also exhausted, closed my eyes, and fell into a deep sleep.

I don't know how long it took, but in a daze, I felt that I was awakened by a loud voice.When I opened my eyes, I found that the outside of the cubicle was very bright and lively.I rubbed my sleepy eyes and was about to go out to see what was going on.

I have already vaguely guessed that the big episode may have started!

Sure enough, when I walked out, I realized that the big fair had already started, and all the animals were dispatched, crowding the corridor, and then there were a lot of firefly-like bugs above my head, emitting It is shining brightly, like a little bit of starlight, which is very beautiful.

The atmosphere looks like it's New Year's Eve.

Since I am not going to participate in this big event, I am not ready to go out to have fun, so I turn around and prepare to go back to sleep.

But when I turned around, I was startled into a cold sweat.

Fuck me, what's going on here?I clearly saw another "I" lying on the stone platform behind me.

what 's wrong?I couldn't help trembling all over, and hurried forward, thinking that another self had really appeared.

But when I saw that the other person's clothes and all the small details were exactly the same as mine, I realized that the person lying down was the real me.

And the "I" who is thinking now is actually in the state of soul.

My soul has come out of the body automatically, which is really amazing, no wonder I feel this kind of atmosphere is weird.I touched my body with my hand and found that my arm penetrated my body easily.

"Daqiang." At this moment, I heard my grandpa's voice behind me, and I hurriedly looked back.

Grandpa, like me, was astonished at his current situation: "Who the hell is able to summon the souls of so many people at the same time? It seems that the other party's magical powers have already reached a certain level."

I nodded: "Yes, grandpa, the more powerful the opponent is, the greater the threat he poses to us, so I think it's better for us not to go out."

Grandpa nodded in agreement.

But Siyue Fat couldn't wait a long time ago. For the sake of freshness, this grandson took the initiative to pass through my body: "Haha, haven't we also been in the body of Yinpai Dingban? Haha, that's great!" Alright, let's go to the fair."

I really want to beat this grandson up.

My grandpa and I tried to return to our physical bodies, but it was of no avail.Later, I inquired with the local mice, and found out that this is a normal phenomenon. We cannot return to our physical bodies until dawn.

It doesn’t know the specifics, it just says that’s it for the big show, let us get used to it slowly.

Well, it seems we really have to get used to it.

Snowman and Zi Qilin have already gone shopping.Although Daji has not really opened yet, it is also very good to experience the wonderful feeling of traveling with the soul.

My grandparents and I stood by the body to avoid any disasters.I have a little hope in my heart, I want to see who is doing business here, will I meet someone I know?

After another half an hour, the cave began to be lively, and the big broadcast of the soil mouse started to shout everywhere: "Keep order for me, the immortals are coming soon, we can't embarrass our animals, everyone Line up for me and trade one by one later."

It seems that the soil mouse can be regarded as a local snake here, otherwise why do these animals listen to the soil mouse?
I found a gap, ready to see who came.

What I didn't expect was that the people who came were eight ordinary people wearing black cloaks. Although these eight guys looked ordinary, they behaved abnormally cold, with a kind of aura of superiors, and they were very arrogant. Animals turn a blind eye.

"This is not the first time for everyone to participate in the big fair. You know our deal. Anyone who wants to make a deal, line up and come one by one. We have a long time, don't worry about not being able to complete the deal." One of them has a beard said the guy.

"Okay, let's start trading now! Don't squeeze everyone, we brothers will go over and trade with you one by one, please prepare what you want to trade."

After speaking, the eight people separated, dispersed into the animal group, and began to trade with them.

In fact, it's not interesting, I'm not going to join in the fun, but find a corner to sit down and get ready to recuperate.

I didn't try to go back either. I thought that since so many souls could be summoned at the same time, there must be a big formation here. If I forcefully go back, it will have an impact on the big formation, and it will most likely alarm them. .

At that time, even if we don't want to be the focus, we might as well wait quietly for the end of the big episode.

(End of this chapter)