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Chapter 52 Grandma's Ballad

"It's getting late, I can't go home, I just saw Yizhuang here, and there is an empty coffin inside, so I plan to spend the night in the coffin, who knows that I will run into a broom star like you..." The bald man rubbed his arms while covering his eyes. He looked at me with a sad face: "But if you don't fight, you don't know each other! I like making friends the most. My name is Liu Yishou, and I was given the nickname Xingtian Yishou. What about you, little brother?"

"My name is Wu Daqiang." I said, "You can call me Daqiang! By the way, what does your nickname Xingtian Yishou mean?"

"It's not interesting." Liu Yishou said, "It sounds good! By the way, you haven't told me why you are here."

"It's nothing, it's nothing." I didn't plan to reveal my identity, and I didn't tell Liu Yishou that Li Daitao was stiff, after all, people's hearts are separated.

"That's alright, we just had a false alarm, let's treat each other as farts, no one can look down on the other. I'll go to bed first, and I have to go back quickly tomorrow." After speaking, Liu lifted the coffin over with one hand and lay down I fell asleep in it.

It seems that it is impossible to use Li Daitao's stiffness today, so I simply found a place and fell asleep.

But when I was sleeping in a daze, I suddenly felt a slight shock in my body.I, who had been in a light sleep state, opened my eyes immediately.

And when I opened my eyes like this, I was so frightened that I was out of my wits. I saw Butcher Wang actually overturned the lid of the coffin, and then crawled out from inside!
The scarlet intestines shook violently, and blood and undigested food continued to drip out from inside.

I felt chills all over my body and didn't know what to do.

The butcher Wang looked around in confusion at first, and finally his white eyes stared at me.

The corners of his mouth slowly opened an arc, he smiled at me, his hands were upside down on the ground, and he crawled towards me. His intestines dragged for a distance of four or five meters, and the whole ground was covered in blood.

Fuck you, you won’t be alive if you die, I immediately got up from the ground yelling, turned around and wanted to run, but I didn’t expect that as soon as I turned around, that **** king butcher rushed up and hugged me legs, spit out a lot of blood foam from the mouth, and smiled.

I kicked with all my strength, but Wang Butcher was so powerful that I couldn't move at all.

In the end, Butcher Wang grabbed a handful of intestines with one hand and wrapped them around my neck.

Cheat!His grandma's, why is the corpse so powerful.I feel that it is difficult to breathe right now, let alone shout for help. I seem to feel that the soul is leaving the body inch by inch.

I was face to face with Butcher Wang like this. His face was covered with blood, and the whites of his eyes were rolled up. What was even more disgusting was that there were worms wriggling in his nostrils, coming in and out with his breathing.

The intestines wrapped around my neck became tighter and tighter, and I could clearly see blood vessels and various white membranes on the intestines.

I was suffocating for a while, feeling like I would go into shock at any moment.

I cursed Liu Yishou secretly in my heart, I have made such a big noise, you a dead pig didn't hear it?It's worse than a dead pig.

Just when I was desperate and about to give up struggling, I suddenly heard a familiar singing voice.

The singing sounded like an old ballad, but it was a woman's voice.

Hearing this voice, I couldn't help shivering. Grandma, this is my grandma's voice. I even remember this singing style. It was this kind of weird song that my grandma sang when she delivered the baby to the leftover mother.

It's grandma, grandma is here!
I was filled with hope for a moment, struggling angrily, and finally broke free from a gap, and my breathing returned to normal.

As grandma's singing came from far and near, I clearly saw a figure gradually appearing on the window.I am very familiar with that figure, it is my grandma.

Grandma, the grandma who has been thinking about it day and night, I have finally waited for you.

But as grandma appeared, Butcher Wang gradually let go of me. I could see that he was quite uncomfortable, his whole body twitched violently, and his teeth were chattering up and down. He finally let go of me completely, and then trembled. Climbed to the outside.

When the Butcher Wang crawled up to grandma, he grabbed his own intestines and threw them on the beams of the house.

Then Butcher Wang tied the intestines together, hung them around his neck, and began to hang himself.

This guy has already died once, why is he going to die again?
I couldn't laugh or cry, but at the moment I didn't have time to worry about it so much. I just ran towards my grandma: "Grandma, I finally found you. I've been looking for you these days, why are you avoiding me?"

Grandma sighed; "Son, I can't help myself."

"Grandma, come home with me!" I said, "We don't care about Yinpai from now on. I'll give the yin and yang scissors to others, so I don't want them anymore."

Grandma stroked my head kindly, and her eyes were full of reluctance and love: "Son, listen to me carefully, I don't have time, I have to go back quickly. Don't blame your sixth grandpa, your sixth grandpa has no choice but to do this." Yes. From today on, you will follow Liu Yishou and study "Cutting Yin and Breaking Yang" well. When you grow up, you can become a teacher, and we will meet again by fate."

"What?" I asked, "Grandma, what do you mean? I'll go back with Liu Yishou? I don't even know who this Liu Yishou is."

Grandma said: "Liu Yishou can be trusted, don't worry. Alas, child, there is still a long way to go in the future, go slowly! You are a child who has no parents since you were ten years old. You are destined to wander outside in this life. Your parents Over there, don't worry, I've already made arrangements for them."

After finishing speaking, grandma turned around and left sadly. In my field of vision, only her hunched back was left.

"Grandma, I don't want you to go. You stay with me for one more night. I have a lot to say to you." I hurriedly chased after him, but my grandma walked farther and farther away, just pinching my fingers. , lost sight.

"Grandma..." I yelled heart-piercingly with tears in my eyes, but I didn't get any response.

"Who?" At this moment, Liu Yishou's voice suddenly came from my ear, and then the coffin board was kicked open with a thud: "Who is grandma?"

I hurriedly opened my eyes and found that it was just a dream, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of loss.

Liu Yishou also found out that I was dreaming, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, it's you who is dreaming. I was shocked just now. I thought someone's grandma died and went to Yizhuang for a morgue .”

Saying that, Liu Yi stretched his waist again, and yawned a super big one.

I stood up slowly and listlessly, with a severe headache, I couldn't believe that everything last night was a dream.

If it is a dream, why is it so real?

I glanced around with messy and tired eyes, and after such a sweep, my whole body trembled like an electric shock.

At this moment, Butcher Wang is hanging from the beam of the house impressively, like swinging on a swing, dancing with the wind, his whole body is bloody, and what is hanging him is his intestines...

This scene is serious enough, but when I saw this scene, I felt a little joy in my heart. I was scared once last night. Now I saw the hanging Wang Butcher, and there was only one thought in my heart, that is What happened last night was real, including seeing my grandma.

So my grandma is still alive and well.

I was so excited that I hurried to the window to look out, but I didn't find anything when I looked at it this way.

It seems that grandma has already gone far.

I have no intention of chasing it out, because I know that even if I try my best to chase it out, it will be in vain. Grandma must have already gone far away, right?

Liu Yishou followed his eyes to the window, and naturally saw Butcher Wang who had hanged himself with his intestines. He screamed and hit the coffin board.

As a result, the coffin board overturned and broke his arm again.

"My arm, my arm..."

This time it's a fracture, I can't help him set the bone, and Liu Yishou's voice is like a wild boar waiting to be slaughtered: "Master, hurry to find my master, I hurt, I hurt."

I didn't think too much about it, I should hurry up and take this poor child to find his master!With such an unlucky apprentice, it is estimated that his master has enough to worry about, and the means of dealing with various injuries should be enough, right?

Under the guidance of Liu Yishou, I took him to the top of a mountain only a few mountains away from this small village.

I got into a bamboo forest, went around, and finally saw a simple hut made of bamboo.

"Master, help me, Master." Liu Yishou cried and scolded: "Old man, your disciple and I will die again, help..."

"What are you calling for? I didn't see me worshiping Sanqing." A standard Henan accent came from the bamboo house, and then an old man in an old sweater with hair like a chicken coop came out of the bamboo house: "Nie (you ) Master, I am not old, I let you call me old..."

And when I saw the Henan accent, I was very surprised. The Henan accent couldn't help being stunned when it saw me, and didn't come back to it for a long time: "Why are you here...cough cough, why are you here."

The Henan dialect returned to Mandarin, and his expression was a little nervous.

(End of this chapter)