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Chapter 53

To say that this is really destined to meet from thousands of miles away, the Henan accent in front of me is none other than Daoist Ma!

I really didn't expect to meet Daoist Ma in such a place.

I immediately ran up excitedly: "Master Ma, I have found you, I ask you..."

Daoist Ma immediately stopped me and said: "Forget it, let's not talk about these messes, it's more important to save my hapless apprentice first. First hand, what did you do this time? You have been messing around every day."

Ma Daochang's Henan dialect is mixed with Mandarin, which sounds quite interesting.

"Oh, master, I'm unlucky." Liu Yishou also changed into a Henan accent: "Even bullying me with his mother's coffin, you say I'm not dead, when will I be relieved?"

Daoist Ma sighed: "Apprentice, you are destined to die. Don't blame anyone. If you want to blame, blame your parents for not doing that in that special 10 minutes. Come on, come on, master will fix it for you first."

After saying that, Daoist Ma took Liu Yishou into the bamboo house.

Ma Daochang also invited me to come in as a guest.

After entering, I found that the furnishings in the bamboo house were quite simple, there was no extra furniture, only a few pieces of bamboo furniture necessary for eating and sleeping.

Daoist Ma asked me to wait in the lobby for a cup of tea, and then he took Liu Yishou into a smaller bamboo house, where they tumbling for about ten minutes, before the two left sweating profusely. out.

Liu Yishou's entire arm was immobilized by bamboo pieces, but the pain didn't seem to abate in the slightest.Liu Yishou grinned at me and said, "Little boy, do you know my master?"

I said, "Is it okay to speak Mandarin? Henan dialect sounds awkward."

Liu Yishou chuckled: "You two knew each other before?"

Daoist Ma just kept smoking the hookah, while I nodded, looked at Daoist Ma and said, "Daoist Ma, tell me, what happened after my grandma and I left? How did you get out? Also, why when I dug up the coffin again in a few days, it was not you who fell asleep in the coffin, but my grandma."

Daoist Ma took a sip of the hookah and said, "Son, it's not that I didn't tell you, it's your grandma who didn't let me tell you. This matter is very important, and it may even be related to your life experience... By the way, do you still want to tell me?" Haven't eaten, I'll cook for you."

Daoist Ma slipped his tongue for a while, and hurriedly stood up and wanted to leave.However, those four words about my life experience deeply stimulated me.

Because I immediately thought of what Dalong's wife told me before.

The person who looks very much like me once asked Dalong's wife to send me a message, saying that if I want to know my life experience and find my grandma, let me go to the west to look for it.

Is my origin a mystery?I know my parents, I know my grandma, so is there anything tricky about it?
I felt very confused at the moment, and vaguely felt that this matter was of great importance.

So I stopped Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, you just said about my life experience, tell me, what is my life experience? I have parents, mother, and grandma, what else is hidden about my life experience?"

Daoist Ma had a troubled expression on his face: "Son, don't embarrass me. Actually, I don't believe this kind of thing, and your grandma said, I must not tell you, because this is... a secret that must not be leaked."

Again, secrets must not be leaked, my ears are almost calloused by this sentence, why is everything I want to know are secrets?
No, it can't be like this, I stopped in front of Daoist Ma, refusing to give an inch: "Daoist Ma, tell me what's going on, even if you only reveal a little bit. I know you must know, right?"

Daoist Ma must have been defeated by my stubbornness, so he rubbed his chicken coop-like hair after a long time: "A little bit... we can agree, I will only reveal a little bit to you."

"Okay, just a little bit." I said with a serious expression.

"Actually... you are not human..." Daoist Ma glanced at me cautiously like a thief.

"Master, why are you swearing at people? This is my little brother." Let alone me, Liu Yishou couldn't stand it anymore, and blamed the master.

Daoist Ma glared at Liu Yishou: "Don't interrupt, brat, believe it or not, I really asked you to keep one hand."

Liu Yishou muttered dissatisfiedly, but he didn't dare to say anything more.

"Ma Daochang, you said that I am not a human being, so what am I?" I was a little angry, but there is no wind without waves, Ma Daochang should not be talking nonsense.

"You're not from our side." Daoist Ma said, "That's all I can say. Don't ask me any more. I won't tell you any more. I swore a poisonous oath. If I tell you, There were five thunders and bangs."

"Oh." I was a little scared in my heart, wanting to know but afraid to know.

I have been wondering what Daoist Ma's words mean in my heart. I am not from this side, so which side am I from?
What is the meaning of his mysterious words.

Could it have something to do with what the 'other me' said about the West Side?

"Okay, don't think about it anymore. Yesterday I dreamed about your grandma. Your grandma told you to practice here for a few years, and then go out after the basic skills of cutting yin and yang are solid. Your grandma said, the two of you We will see each other again by fate." Daoist Ma said to me.

"Originally, I just thought that dreaming of your grandma was a public joke of Zhou, and I didn't take it seriously, but I didn't realize it was not a dream until you came to the door." Daoist Ma's eyes brightened. Shan, said: "Son, I think you must have been arranged by your grandma to come to me, right?"

I remembered the dream yesterday. Indeed, my grandma arranged for me to come here.I really don't understand, since grandma has found me, why didn't she take me away?What did grandma think.

Anyway, this problem has bothered me for several years.

Daoist Ma went to the kitchen to cook. As the saying goes, if you rely on mountains to eat mountains, you can only eat ghosts.

And Taoist Ma's place is close to mountains and water, and he has the ability to catch ghosts with one hand. It can really be said that he eats mountains and water and eats ghosts.However, the road chief is still as thin as a dead camel. I really don't know if the road chief doesn't have the function of digesting food.

Ma Daochang caught a crucian carp in the creek in front of the door, and stewed it in a big pot with bamboo shoots grown in the bamboo forest.This green and natural thing is the real delicacy.

I haven't seen such abundance in days, so I devoured it.Daoist Ma saw that I was eating in such a hurry, so he simply made some starch and fried some small fish. My stomach was about to explode.

I think of Mingyue, I guess Mingyue has never eaten such delicious food in her whole life, right?

So I said to Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, please fry some more for me later. I'll bring some to a friend at the foot of the mountain. Your craftsmanship is really amazing."

Ma Daochang smiled: "Success, anyway, I have enough things here. But you don't want to go down the mountain today. When Liu Yishou's arm recovers almost tomorrow, I will go with you."

I could guess the intention of Daoist Ma, it was obvious that he was afraid that I would run away.So I smiled and nodded: "Okay, I can go tomorrow."

To be honest, I also feel that my stomach is too full to walk. If I climb a few more mountains, I will probably be thrown to death halfway.

In the evening, Ma Daochang dipped some liquid on willow branches and sprinkled it in my room, saying that it can refresh my mind and relieve my fatigue. I didn’t believe in this kind of trick at first, but I didn’t expect this thing to be really effective. By daybreak, I hadn't had a single nightmare.

I think this is the first time since my grandma's accident that I slept so soundly.

When I woke up the next day, it was already around ten o'clock.I think of Mingyue, I don't know how Huo Mingyue is doing now, is she very anxious after finding out that I'm missing.

I guess you didn't sleep well last night?

Thinking of this, I immediately got up from the bed and found that Daoist Ma was practicing. A mahogany sword was dancing vigorously in his hand, but it was still the same old sweater and hair like a chicken coop, which looked extremely sloppy.

"Master Ma, good morning." I greeted Master Ma with a smile.

Daoist Ma stopped and smiled at me: "Well, it's so early, let's go eat something, are you hungry?"

I smiled and said I wasn't hungry, but my stomach was growling. Thinking of the good things Taoist Ma prepared for us yesterday, the glutton in my stomach was hooked out.I just want to see what delicious food Daoist Ma has prepared.

(End of this chapter)