Uncle Deyun

Chapter 570

"Next, please enjoy the rich man of cross talk, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for the small gifts everyone gave. I see that the audience in the back still wants to give money. Is there no cash? It doesn't matter, we can transfer money."

"I want to."

"Just kidding, it was my master and my..."

"Forget yours, the one who put on a show? Does your master still have this job?"

"Sorry, I accidentally said the truth."

"True?"

"It means that the one who came out to perform just now, come out, right this time?"

"It's right this time."

"It's my master and my uncle. The old couple put on a show..."

"Old couple? Is this all right?"

"What do you say?"

"Their couple... what, they are a partner."

"Just now they performed a show together, and everyone was very happy to listen to it. Today is their special performance. The two of us came up to let them take a break, and also to give everyone a time to go to the toilet. You see, let me say, More than 2000 people left."

"That may be a refund for going to Afghanistan."

"It has now been changed to the White House."

"Well, it's getting harder and harder to retreat."

"Actually, as actors, we like to stand on the stage. Seeing so many audiences, we are very happy to be praised so much. If we have to stand on the stage, there must be a factor that accounts for [-]% of the audience."

"The audience is only [-]%? Did you hear that the audience is calling for refunds?"

"Okay, don't forget to buy an air ticket and apply for a visa. I guess it's enough to buy five when I go and come back."

"It's about being forced not to give in. If there is one percent of the audience, what about the rest?"

"money."

"That's the truth."

"You said we came out, and sometimes flew over from the imperial capital, and walked around in various cities, as tired as grandson, and the audience scolded you when they left, saying that Yi Yang, what you said is too bad, we will beat you to death... "

"Why are you talking about me? You can give an example yourself."

"I'm also afraid of being beaten."

"Okay."

"But we also came out to make money, but my uncle is different."

"Why am I different?"

"We came out because the conditions of our family can't be said to be too good. We are all ordinary families. We come out to earn some money, buy some things for ourselves, and buy some food. It can be said that there was no rich family in the last three generations. My teacher Uncle is different, my great-grandfather was a rich man from the beginning."

"That's right, the family has some savings."

"It's modest to talk about savings. You know that there is a famous family with a lot of wealth and countless fields. You are a famous rich man. This is your ancestor."

"Is my family so rich?"

"Of course, in fact, I am also very familiar with my uncle in private. Although we have different generations, we are about the same age. Another thing is that I like to sing Peking opera. The old man is also a master of Peking opera. I went to ask for advice when I was young. At that time, the old man gave me Tell some stories about their family."

"Is that what my dad told you?"

"Correct."

"What did you say?"

"Actually, it's nothing. First, let's talk about the scene when your family was rich in the first place. It said that your great-grandfather had five daughters-in-law."

"It was normal in that era."

"Five daughters-in-law but only one child, that is your grandfather."

"My grandpa and brother are one."

"When the old man left, all the vegetable farms at home belonged to your father. Later, when your grandfather passed away, your father was also in a panic after he passed away."

"With so much money, I'm still in a panic."

"Because he has no son, so much money has no one to inherit, what will he do then, he even thinks..."

"Don't think about it, my father doesn't have a son, so where did I come from?"

"That may or may not have been picked up."

"Is this plausible? I picked it up. I was born to my father."

"Birth is after that, I'm talking about before that."

"Oh, before I was born."

"Before you were born, the old man had no son."

"There's nothing wrong with saying that."

"At that time, the old man was also worried. You said that the family has so much money and so much property. If there is no son, who would I give it to? After much deliberation, I came up with an idea."

"What idea did you come up with?"

"Draw lots, just find a few people on the street, tell them how much money I have, how many fields, you guys draw lots, and if you catch it, it will be yours. The few people on the street were very happy when they heard it. They were afraid that there would be not enough people. The dogs followed suit."

"My father is also not good at brains. Is there any property that can be given to others casually?"

"Yeah, the old man came to his senses later, thinking about it, he's still young, and I can give birth to one before I'm a hundred years old."

"Less than a hundred years old? Then you won't be able to give birth."

"46."

"You don't think 46 is a hundred?"

"Is 46 to a hundred?"

"That did not arrive."

"Then I found your mother."

"With my mother."

"The old lady is not a woman from an ordinary family. At that time, everyone paid attention to being well-matched. Although the old man is over 40, he still has requirements for his significant other."

"My mother is also from a wealthy family."

"I don't know if you all know, there was a big mansion at our front door back then, and it can be said that there was nothing for nothing."

"Only dignitaries can go there."

"At that time your mother was there, known as the number one oiran in the imperial capital."

"Oiran? Wait a moment, does this belong to a rich family? This is a brothel."

"Really, I always thought that whoever is talented or beautiful is the oiran."

"There is no such statement, ladies and gentlemen."

"Everyone is a lady, your mother became pregnant less than a year after she got married, and after three years, you will be one year old."

"Yes... wait a minute, I will be one year old in three years, my mother is pregnant with a Nezha?"

"How old is that?"

"Two years old."

"Two years old, your father was very happy when he was two years old, because there was a saying before, whether the child can stay before one year old is not sure, and after one year old it will be fine."

"It's really an old saying."

"The old man is happy, someone has finally inherited such a big family business, and there will be a big banquet on your birthday."

"It's about letting everyone know."

"That's right. After all, your family has a queen. There are a lot of people who come to celebrate your birthday. There are hundreds of people. It’s okay, there are all of them, but these people are nothing, the most eye-catching ones on that day were the eleven natal families.”

"What happened to them?"

"When they came, everyone was stunned. When your mother arrived, someone shouted."

"Screaming what?"

"The twelve oirans are here."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)