Uncle Deyun

Chapter 571 Episode 41
"Next, please enjoy the happy event of the cross talker, the performer Guo Qi..."

"This microphone is too tall. The person in front is my master. Everyone knows that he is a big fool with a height of 1.9 meters."

"You are not afraid to go down and he will beat you."

"It's okay, he can't catch up with me, so I ran away looking for a place."

"That's right, the door is under the crotch."

"What you said is wrong. Doesn't it mean that I am short? Let me tell you, I have a happy event at home recently, and I don't like to hear bad words."

"You have a happy event at home, why haven't I heard of it?"

"That's because I haven't told outsiders yet. There are quite a lot of people today. Let me tell everyone. Do you want to hear it?"

"You can tell from the applause of the audience that they really want to hear it."

"If you want to hear me, tell everyone."

"Everything is happy."

"First of all, the first happy event is my own."

"You are happy."

"It's not the month yet. What do you mean I'm happy? It's a good thing if I have a happy event."

"That's what I said."

"Then I misunderstood. I actually talked about my happy event before, because there was a heroine in my cross talk before. The heroine's name is... yes, Zhuge Iron and Steel."

"The audience knows it."

"It used to be a girlfriend, but it won't be anymore soon, because we are getting married."

"Oh, it's such a happy event to get married."

"Isn't it a happy event?"

"Correct."

"Actually, I'm young, and I don't want to get married so early, but I can't help it. One is that my family has always said that you are such an adult, should you consider getting married? Iron and Steel's family also urged me, saying that if you don't marry Iron and Steel, you should retire .”

"Oh! Retired, how old is this?"

"28."

"Are there any retired people at 28?"

"That's what it meant. Then I thought about it, and what my family said was right. You said that I am in my 20s and I will soon be [-]. I should get married and I will get married, but I am different. If I get married, I must give myself Find a reason."

"What's the reason for this?"

"That won't work. If you get married without a reason, you're playing hooligans on me."

"Then you are at a disadvantage."

"After thinking about it, I didn't expect that Steel found me. She gave me a reason. When I heard this reason, it was really good."

"What reason?"

"She is pregnant."

"Oh."

"Actually, I didn't expect this. After all, we are still young, but because we are young, pregnancy is inevitable. The two of us are together at home when we have nothing to do. Tell me, is pregnancy normal?"

"That's true. The key is that there are no protective measures."

"Protective measures? What protective measures."

"Just take that."

"I'm too young to understand."

"You have children and you still don't understand?"

"What does it have to do with the child? We hold hands, many times a day. Isn't it normal for her to be pregnant? It doesn't matter if she's pregnant. She's making trouble for me. She likes to eat sour things. Why are you pulling me? "

"Let me inquire, you two hold hands at home every day, and you have a child, are you sure you didn't do anything else?"

"Of course, I knew when I was a child that you can't hold a girl's hand, and the girl will become pregnant."

"Then you should go to the hospital as soon as possible, first have a look at your brain, and then do a paternity test."

"You're just out of your mind."

"If you're not sick, don't you know that you're pregnant?"

"Who doesn't know? Of course I know. Didn't I just say that this is a reason Steel gave me."

"It's fake."

"By the way, go home and try it. If two people hold hands and you can get pregnant, then you are really not a mortal."

"Hey……"

"The first thing you said was a happy event?"

"This is indeed."

"In addition to this."

"Any other happy event?"

"My dad is going to celebrate his birthday. This time is different from the past. Besides me, my younger brother will be with me on his birthday."

"By the way, everyone knows that your father has a second child."

"In fact, a lot of people ask me if your father has a child, are you happy, and will you worry about property issues? Let me tell you the truth, if my younger brother can grow up now, I can't wait to hurry up and marry Dad Steel." he."

"I've never heard of it. Is there a sister-in-law who marries a younger brother?"

"That's what it means. It expresses my expectation for this younger brother. In fact, I was lonely when I was a child. I was the only one at home. When I came here, I was also an older brother. I didn't have anyone my age to play with me. I I've thought it over, when my younger brother is born, no matter what the heat is, I will bear it."

"Good brother."

"In addition to this happy event, my family also has a happy event."

"and also?"

"Actually, some people know about this matter, and some people don't. We, Deyun, actually have many relatives, including our famous one. In terms of seniority, he is my uncle."

"Everyone knows who it is."

"My uncle is older than me. He is the only one in my family besides me, so my father always said, you two must hurry up when you get married. This time I am going to get married. He has no partner yet. Some time ago my mother The dragger introduced one to me."

"That must be a good girl."

"Of course, this girl is not very old, not even thirty, and she is beautiful. How should I put it, she has long flowing hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a big mouth."

"Wait a minute, do you care about the beauty?"

"What do you say?"

"Long hair fluttering, willow-leaf-browed eyebrows, and a small cherry mouth."

"Yes, it's just so beautiful, so my uncle was quite satisfied when he saw it. On the seventh day of their acquaintance, the two went on a trip together."

"It's just that fast."

"Two people traveled to many places."

"Where did they all go?"

"Run to North Daguan, take Hebei Street, Dahong Bridge, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexiwu, Anping, Matou, Zhangjiawan, Ben Tongzhou Bali Bridge, enter Beijing Qihuamen, exit Beijing Deshengmen. Walk Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou..."

"Okay, this is the real skill."

"After traveling to so many places for three full months, the two of us came home together, very shy. My mother saw that it was a success, so she prepared for the wedding. If the adults prepare for it, we will be fine. When we were together, I chatted with him and asked him why he wanted to get married, and he told me that the two of them have already had the crystallization of love after returning from a trip."

"It's called a travel baby."

"The preparations for the wedding are over, and the marriage is over. Guess what will happen in three months?"

"How about it?"

"My uncle is becoming a father."

(End of this chapter)