Uncle Deyun

Chapter 574 Episode 44
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk. I want to be a teacher, the performer Guo Qi..."

"Thank you for your applause. This is our last performance this year. The box was sealed and many audiences came. All the actors who can come today are all masters. The performers just now are my two good brothers. The cross talk said That’s good, we replaced the two of us today, and the one next to you is familiar to everyone, it’s considered a cameo in the cross talk world, and this is the one in the show.”

"Which one?"

"It means that you are powerful, but you can't tell by my gesture? This means that you are powerful."

"I only heard that going up is great, but I didn't hear that going down is also good?"

"Do you still understand this?"

"I'm not an old man either, besides, the old man understands."

"It's the same now, whether it's all kinds of media or TV, everyone can find the answers they want through these channels. Unlike when I was a child, if I wanted to ask anything, I had to ask the teacher. The teacher told you not to tell me. You're not sure yet."

"That's true. The teacher had more status at that time."

"To tell you the truth, my dream has always been to be a teacher."

"You? Be a teacher?"

"Do you have any opinion on me being a teacher?"

"I don't have any objections. The main thing is that as a teacher, you have to teach students. What can you teach everyone?"

"That's why you don't understand, I know more."

"is it?"

"Not to mention anything else, but in terms of literature, I have a certain degree of papermaking, so let's say..."

"Stop talking, what did you say just now?"

"Paper making, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter, are you right? Papermaking, what do you want to recruit workers for?"

"One look at you is uneducated, and the audience is laughing at you."

"Who?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. I will explain it to you and you will understand. If a person has a certain specialty in a certain aspect, it means that this person has a certain papermaking ability in a certain aspect. This is a kind of compliment and a compliment to a person. human..."

"Wait a minute, I've called you several times, I understand what you said, it's not papermaking, it's attainment."

"It's about the same."

"It's much worse. You know that there is a problem with your education level."

"I'm a bit weak in literature, but I'm really good at mathematics."

"Good at math?"

"Yes, with my level of mathematics, some people say that I am the contemporary Hua Tuo."

"Hua Tuo? Are they all next to each other?"

"Hua Tuo, you don't know, this is a famous mathematician in history."

"Hua Tuo is a famous mathematician?"

"what."

"Repay it? Who doesn't know about Hua Tuo, he is a genius doctor, and I haven't heard that Hua Tuo still teaches arithmetic."

"That may be my mistake, Zhang Zhongjing, this is a famous mathematician in our field."

"Otherwise, you can study medicine instead. Aren't these two people doctors, and it has nothing to do with mathematics."

"There is a reason why I always say wrong."

"Is there a reason?"

"That's right, because I have actually studied as a doctor myself, and I can become a famous teacher on the road of medicine."

"This one has become so fast that he has become a doctor. Then let me ask you, if you are a doctor, what can you prove?"

"I am well-known for my medical skills. People who beg me to see a doctor line up from us to Nanjing City."

"Is it that famous?"

"It's not enough to be famous, it's mainly because of my superb medical skills. If I don't have good medical skills, can so many people come to see me?"

"The average doctor has his or her own specialties. Which subject are you good at?"

"Which subject? What do you mean?"

"Which subject do you not understand?"

"never heard of that."

"Are you a serious medical student?"

"Why not? I learned this is an ancient medical technique. A while ago, the national team invited me to check it out."

"The national team invites you?"

"Then look, how else can I say that my medical skills are superb. I just delivered my second sister-in-law's dog that day, and the country called me. I...why are you stopping me?"

"I'm afraid you will be beaten to death when you go to the national team. You give birth to a dog? Are you a veterinarian?"

"I know everything, and the national team has taken a fancy to me, so they called me and invited me over."

"Then what are you doing there?"

"A lot of athletes were waiting for me there. Seeing my leader take the initiative to shake my hand, he would not let go of my hand. Mr. Guo, you are here. We all know that your medical skills are good. We don't care about others. Please, I just invite you to come here, take a look, this thing is ready, let's start, I saw a table in front of each athlete, and there is a cup of yellow tea on the table, some may be anxious, It's all over the pants."

"Don't talk about the details, we all feel disgusted here."

"Put on a white coat, put on white gloves, walk up to someone, pick up the tea and drink it down."

"what about the taste?"

"It's a little hot."

"Oh, this tea can still taste this."

"There are still more, I drank more than 30 cups, and there were three kidney stones and five enlarged prostates."

"Oh, is this a mouth or an X-ray?"

"But after working for a while, I quit. This group of athletes is too busy."

"That's why I can't drink it."

"If you quit as a doctor, you can't be a teacher to teach students, because medicine is more rigorous, and you have to find what I'm good at after thinking about it."

"Are you good at anything else?"

"Yes, I like music, everyone knows music, just tick-tick-tick-tick."

"Blowing the trumpet is also a kind of musical instrument."

"Everyone, don't underestimate the trumpet players. It's not easy to play the trumpet. I, the person who wants to learn the skill of playing the trumpet, is lined up from us to Guangzhou."

"Farther."

"But there's one thing wrong with playing the trumpet."

"What's wrong?"

"Not good for teaching."

"What's the matter?"

"Last year, I accepted two students. Not to mention that these two students graduated from colleges. They originally studied piano. Later, they saw that I played the trumpet well, so they learned to play the trumpet with me. I am a person who is very particular about teaching. It’s about precepts and deeds, someone invited me to perform that day, and it’s amazing to see there, let alone hundreds of people.”

"That's quite a lot."

"As soon as I went in, it was full of flowers and a shed was built on it. When they saw me coming, everyone shook my hand politely."

"It's a sign of respect for you."

"After I went in, I talked with people about the time, and the performance started. Just as I was about to play, I remembered that I had two students with me. I had to let them know what kind of music to play on which occasions."

"Then tell me."

"Listen well, when a person dies, he is at the end of his life. We can be more cheerful. People who die undeservedly like this must be more serious."

"A spirit shed?"

"I haven't finished my sentence yet. Someone came out and beat me up, and I'll talk after the beating."

"What did you say?"

"Blow the horn and blow the horn, why take off our pants."

"That's it!"

(End of this chapter)