Uncle Deyun

Chapter 576 Fanwai 46 Yi Yang said the clever man of cross talk

"Next, let's enjoy the smart cross talk, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for coming to our last few performances. Of course it's not me. It's my uncle. In about a few days, my uncle will go back to take care of the children. A pair of twins, very cute."

"Thank you, everyone."

"Everyone's applause is not only happy for you, but also sad. You have played a very important role in the entertainment industry for so many years."

"negligible."

"Actually, I personally have a different view of Shishu than others, because the two of us are often together."

"Yes, we spend a lot of time together."

"My uncle is very smart. Over the years, I have seen others being fooled, but I have never heard of my uncle being fooled."

"It's also a foil for others."

"I can't answer that. If you offend people, you'll retire later, leaving me to face these wolves and tigers. I can't stand it."

"It's not as scary as you say."

"Actually, my uncle is smart, and there are traces to follow if he has never been fooled."

"Is there any trace of this?"

"Of course, I said one thing, and the big guys will know it as soon as they hear it."

"Then tell me, let alone everyone, I don't even know."

"That's what happened four years ago. My uncle and I received a performance. I don't know if you remember it, but it was Nanjing..."

"Oh, I remembered, there is indeed such a thing."

"It's nothing to do when we arrive in Nanjing. My uncle said that the two of us should not stay in the hotel, go out for a walk, put on the clothes, find the hat, and I'm done. Ask me if the uncle is okay? Come out and let me push back."

"Why are you pushing me?"

"No pants."

"Huh? I went out with my lower body naked?"

"Wearing underpants."

"What's the use of that?"

"We are all dressed. When we go out, it is not as convenient as in the local area. It is not easy to take a taxi. After two hours of madness, the security guard at the gate can't stand it anymore. Tell us, if you two don't go to the bathroom, go there Let go."

"What about queuing in the bathroom? This is not a taxi."

"Get in the taxi and tell the boss to take us to the most distinctive snack street."

"By the way, the snack street can't just be famous, it's mainly unique."

"Don't say that the driver didn't lie to us when we arrived at the place. There are a lot of people here, and there are a lot of delicious food, such as pancakes with fruits, pancakes with green onions, raw pancakes, and..."

"Don't worry, you are going to Nanjing? I think you are in Tianjin."

"I don't understand either. Anyone who eats so much can recognize it, but there is that duck."

"Yes to this."

"I don't like ducks because I'm straight."

"Yes... wait a moment, which duck is this?"

"Isn't that the one standing on the street?"

"You're talking about working, we're talking about food."

"Salted Duck."

"It's right this time."

"The salted ducks come from the salt water side, and they are better than the local ones..."

"The more you talk about it, the more shameful it is. I think you just want to look for ducks. That's not true. Salted duck is a special snack."

"Special snacks, what kind of vermicelli, what kind of soup, in short, there are everything you need. After walking all the way, there are two places in a small stall. We sat down and told the proprietress to bring two bunches of candied haws from the capital."

"Candied haws in the capital? You go to Nanjing to eat the candied haws at home? Why are you lacking in heart?"

"Then you should eat it?"

"Local characteristics."

"I ordered two bowls of duck blood vermicelli soup and half a salted duck."

"It's a serious local thing."

"After eating, the boss came over to pay the bill. A bowl of vermicelli costs 35 yuan, and a salted duck costs [-] and a half."

“The price is quite reasonable.”

"My uncle has a problem. He always likes to bargain with people when he buys things. He is happy when others are fooled and suffer a loss."

"What kind of humanity am I?"

"Boss, you see, two bowls of vermicelli soup cost 16 yuan. If I only buy two bowls, you can only earn two bowls. If I buy one bowl, you can earn three bowls. The boss heard about it." That's right, hurry up and ask, then I'll get you another bowl? My uncle is also generous, so you pack two bowls for me."

"Have you eaten so much?"

"Don't talk about whether you want to eat or not. The boss has finished it. Take it here. In addition to the 35 duck money, leave 40 yuan and leave. The boss can't catch up with you."

"What am I running for?"

"I also asked, I said what are we going to do after giving the money, my uncle told me with a smile, I just made a bowl of fan money, I did the calculations for a while, but I couldn't figure it out, so I could only compare myself to a big brother."

"Okay, don't compare. I threw 40 yuan and ordered four bowls of vermicelli soup. One bowl costs eight yuan. Did I earn a bowl or the boss?"

"Why don't you say you're smart?"

"Am I smart? This is stupid."

"As the saying goes, a horse makes a mistake. This time, it was just an accidental miscalculation. In a few days, we went to the shopping mall. Didn't you stay and find it?"

"I also suffered a loss and lost my memory, so I went to the mall with you."

"You're so smart, how can you suffer? That's why I went with you."

"Everyone, listen carefully."

"What does it mean to be serious..."

"Leave me alone as you say."

"Okay, okay, we didn't know until we got to the mall that there is an event in the mall today because it's the day before the New Year."

"Wait a minute, we don't know this, so don't go to the mall."

"It was also forgotten for a while, and my uncle was happy to see the discount."

"I can take advantage of it."

"After entering, I went straight to the men's clothing store. When I arrived at the door, there was a specific event. It said five hundred minus five hundred. Seeing this, my uncle was even happier. Standing there, I wanted to give five hundred to five hundred, but I didn't want it." Money."

"I also want to go blind."

"Go inside and start picking clothes, all short-sleeved long-sleeved jackets and down jackets."

"It's been a rough season."

"Is it on sale, so I have everything, and I have chosen the top to wear. My uncle looked down and remembered something."

"Looking down, what can you remember?"

"I haven't bought the leather shoes yet."

"Do you also sell leather shoes here?"

"Buy, as long as it is for men, it is sold. I went to the waiter and took them to choose two pairs of leather shoes. After wearing them all and trying them on, go to the front desk and prepare to check out. The cashier took out the calculator and calculated it a few times. 490 yuan."

"That's not enough for five hundred?"

"Yeah, thinking of this, my uncle was really thinking about what was missing and didn't buy it. After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure it out. I walked to the mirror and remembered it."

"What do you remember?"

"I saw in the mirror that the man was not wearing pants, so he bought a pair of pants."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)