Uncle Deyun

Chapter 577 Episode 47

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk as an apprentice, the performer Tao Yun..."

"There are a lot of people here today, and there are people in every seat before we play."

"Hey, we all left as soon as we came out."

"This is normal, because everyone mainly listens to my master and my uncle, and we are gifts."

"buy one get one free."

"It can be understood that when we come up, we just give everyone time to relax. If you want to go to the bathroom, you can buy a diaper if you don't want to. As long as you don't let people see it, you can do whatever you want."

"You don't even ask Miss Cleaning if she is willing."

"It's okay, turn around and take it yourself. Don't take it by mistake. People won't like it if you take it wrong."

"Okay, don't talk about this, it's so dirty."

"In addition to listening to cross talk today, it is also a very important day for us Deyun. In the background at night, it is my master's apprenticeship ceremony."

"Some newcomers are here."

"There are some newcomers here. Many of my apprentices of the next generation are very nervous now. They send messages with one sentence: everyone is sitting at home, and the uncle is coming from heaven."

"What kind of metaphor is this?"

"Actually, it's Lao Li'er who we're walking here. We don't talk about age or your ability here. We pay attention to seniority. Of course, seniority is up to you. Whether you can get the respect you deserve depends on your ability."

"It is."

"Don't say they are nervous, as the few remaining actors of the Yunzi generation, I am also nervous."

"You are so capable and nervous?"

"Again, I didn't catch you."

"Love to hear this sentence, I said you are so capable and nervous?"

"I heard it clearly this time. What you said is flattering me. What can I do? In fact, in Deyun, my cross talk skills are not the best. If it comes to rap and opera, I may still be ahead. If you want to talk about cross talk That's a little bit off."

"You can't say that, if you can't do it, can the audience like you so much?"

"Thank you for everyone's applause. In fact, some audience members applauded me because they were afraid that I would lose face. However, I have an advantage."

"What advantage?"

"If others are strong, he will be strong. If I have a godfather, I will be fine."

"Okay, let's make a relationship directly."

"This is a joke. My master always treats all apprentices equally. I will accept you if you are capable, but I will not accept you if you are not capable. Of course, ability is not enough now, and character comes first."

"Your master has suffered too."

"You're right, but it's just your personal opinion."

"Everything that offends people is mine."

"It's not just because of those reasons, the more important thing is to pay attention to inheritance."

"What does that say?"

"When we talk about cross talk, we often say that this is the ancestor's meal. If you really want to say how powerful this skill is, you can just pull out two people on the street and talk. You can say that he is talking about cross talk when you laugh. .”

"This is also possible?"

"Because in the earliest days, it was said that there were not so many rules for cross talk. After more than 100 years of development, there have been rules gradually. Some people say why many of your rules are similar to those of people singing operas, because this is just learning from others."

"Is this all learned?"

"By the way, learn the good ones, learn the useful ones, develop the rest on your own, and gradually pass on the cross talk, but the art of cross talk is simple and simple. Two people stand on stage. That's it."

"It's that simple."

"But it's hard to say, no one wants to listen to the talk on the stage. We earn money by talking on the stage, and the audience has to fly up."

"Who pays to watch this?"

"So in this industry, you can't just be able to speak, you have to be talented, and you can make the audience laugh when you speak."

"That's where it gets difficult."

"Actually, there is another kind, that audiences who are not capable can also join in."

"Is there this too?"

"Yes, there is a living example standing in front of me."

"me?"

"It doesn't mean you are bad, but it means that you have a high reputation and status in the hearts of the audience, so no matter what you do, even if you take off your pants on stage, people will buy tickets to watch."

"Who pays to see this?"

"Listen, the eldest sister yelled, and I'll let you take one off for extra money."

"I can't even add more money, I'm afraid I'll end up in a detention center soon."

"The audience will refund the ticket if they don't take it off."

"It's okay, I've already got my performance fee."

"Okay, then next time I have a chance, I'll show off."

"You promised so happily that one day I will definitely take you with me."

"It's all a joke."

"Who will drive with you?"

"Cross talk is like this. People don't like to listen to it in a serious way. In the past, there were some large-scale content in cross talk, because the people who listen to cross talk are us people. Everyone comes to listen to cross talk for fun. No one comes to class. Yes, sometimes two newcomers come backstage, and the audience quits after performing once."

"Is it not good to say?"

"I can't say it's not good. The two talked a lot, and they wished that the audience would hold a calculator to listen to it. In the end, they were happier than the audience, because the problem was calculated, and they went to the backstage to ask it. Two mathematics doctors. "

"Well, they also talk about cross talk."

"Don't insult cross talk."

"what!"

"Actually, people with such a high degree of education, it's not good to say, no, it's just that they specialize in art. We don't understand what they are talking about, and they can't participate in what we are talking about. In a simple sentence, it needs to learn from a teacher. .”

"Need to be taught by Master."

"Hey, the master led the door in. Practice depends on the individual. Some people said that I didn't teach me anything here after they left, and I learned everything by myself. If you meet such a person, you can just scold him."

"As for?"

"It's not that it won't be the case. He said this to show that he has no heart of gratitude. You entered the door, and the master accepted you. Now it is impossible to say that one-on-one tutoring will be impossible for you for ten or eight years, but at the beginning it was definitely I want Master to tell you what's going on with these things, how can you not take a detour, what's wrong with your work, there is a good saying, you can die when you hear the Tao, maybe it's just a few simple words , It’s more useful than thinking about it for a year.”

"It's really true."

"So accepting apprentices is very important in our business. You need to have character and ability. Not to mention anything else, even if you come to us, you may not pass the assessment."

"Why can't I do it?"

"Everyone knows your ability, it is definitely strong, but there is something wrong with your character."

"What's wrong with my character?"

"My master said that if we want to talk about cross talk here, there is a requirement for character."

"I can answer any request."

"It's actually quite simple. When you're on stage, you can't just take off your pants."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)