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Chapter 45 Kicked out of the game group
[Talk about marriage, some people and some things don't end until the end, you can't recognize the truth at all]

I'm a big dog, and what happened recently really made me uncomfortable, so I'm here to tell you all.

Six months ago, my wife and I walked to the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau. I want to tell you what happened to me in the past six months.

At the Civil Affairs Bureau, we went through divorce procedures.
After I signed my name, I silently handed the divorce agreement to my wife.The wife took the paper silently and tore it into pieces.

I was shocked: "Didn't we agree, what are you doing?"

The wife said: "You still owe me 7 yuan. If you pay back the debt, you will get a divorce."

I left dejectedly without saying a word.

When I got home, my wife took out a pen and paper and asked me to write an IOU. I didn’t argue, so I threw the IOU to her, gritted my teeth and said, “I will pay you back!”

The wife said: "I'll wait and get a divorce if I pay back the money."

I am not a mediocre person, I resigned from a big company and set up a small factory by myself.Money was borrowed at that time, mostly from relatives and friends.Because I have brains and can bear hardships, the small factory started quickly and developed smoothly, and soon accumulated assets of more than 200 million yuan.But just when I was about to pay off everyone's debts, an accident turned my factory into ashes.

To clean up the family, in addition to the 7 yuan given by his wife, he still owes more than 40 yuan.Starting from scratch again, I really don't have the courage and can't cheer up.What's more, it's not a clean start from scratch, and there is still a lot of money.So I decided to escape. I didn't want to drag my wife down, so I pestered her to divorce.

At this time, a friend found me and offered to lend me 10 yuan.

The friend said: "You are a face-saving person, don't let me down."

I used the 10 yuan to rent a stall in a shopping mall, started my business conscientiously, worked hard from dawn to dusk, and the money quickly accumulated in my pocket.

During this period, the friend who lent me money came to see me who was separated from my wife from time to time, and brought me some food and things, which moved me very much.

Two years later, not only did I expand my business, but I still had some extra money, so I decided to pay off the debts one by one.

This time I decided not to pay back my wife's money, and pay her back after everyone's money is paid off, and then divorce, and then do business quietly.

I will first find those who owe less, and pay back [-].

What I didn't expect was that the other party said to me with a look of surprise: "Didn't you pay it back? Why are you paying it a second time?"

I asked who paid it back, and they said, your wife.

The second family and the third family all said the same thing, all of them said the same way.

Finally, I found the friend who lent me the money again. The friend smiled and said to me: "The 10 yuan was originally given by your wife, let me transfer it to you. Also, those who are used for food , and your wife bought it and asked me to give it to you."

I was amazed at the time: Where did she get these 10 yuan?I was shocked in my heart, I didn't expect that the wife I had always hated in my heart was using this method to save myself!
I can't wait to go home in one step and kneel in front of her to apologize.

I even sat across from her, but I only said one sentence: "Where did you get so much money?"

My wife said: "I sold your [Glory of the King], [League of Legends], DNF, and [Fantasy Westward Journey] accounts. There are still a lot of equipment and skins in them. I exchanged a lot of money, about 400 million RMB. I really don’t understand you guys who play games, you are so poor that you still toss.”

Me: "Fuck! Although I have given up on these four games, I plan to use the money after opening the recharge system in "Xiaoyao Baye"!!!" (manual dog head)

This long post from [shit is not tasty when it’s cold] blows up all the players diving in the group.

[The big bastard who eats all kinds of things]: Damn, I also said that Gou Shen is a well-known rich second generation in the circle, a super game enthusiast, why did he go to start a business.I thought I remembered it wrong, but it turned out that there was a big turn at the end.

[Troller Shell]: Fortunately, I am an old driver, so I turned to the bottom (funny/funny)

[My car is out of gas]: Is that you, Xiu'er?

[Dish to take off]: The ending caught me off guard.

[The rooster will bounce]: The mountain road here has eighteen bends, and the waterway here has nine links.

[Ge Pingren]: God of dogs, you are a heifer standing on his head, you are so bullish!
[Close the door and release dog shit]: 666666666666, the power of the dog god is beyond my generation!

[Don't miss him coming back]: Pour Xiu'er a cup of shit coffee!
[Hengyuan Xiangyang Yangyang]: Pikachu's skin.

[Gently I will kick you to death]: Gou Shen's article is really a bit of a point, it really is that you don't see the end of some things, you can't see the truth clearly!Ha ha ha ha!

[Education Chrysanthemum]: Damn it, I actually cried watching it, but the ending turned out to be like this! ! !

[Calling Director]: My eye sockets were wet in the end, but I didn't expect you to be such a dog god (contemptuous)
[Ri Li Wan Chicken]: I took off my pants, so you just show me this? ?
[One day is one day]: God of dogs, you are such a little genius phone watch machine! ! !

[The chrysanthemums bloom slightly in the wind]: Third brother, bring me Qinglong Yanyue Knife, I want to peel an apple for Xiuer!
When Li Xiaoyao first watched it, he also thought it was some kind of sad love story. Who would have thought that the ending would take a big turn?
I have all the tissues out, so you just show me this?

Li Xiaoyao had the urge to strangle him to death.But for the sake of his love for the Xiaoyao faction, let him be spared first.

But what makes Li Xiaoyao even more puzzled is, is the melon skin brain circuit in the melon skin kingdom so strange, too tortuous?
At this moment, a new message appeared, which was sent by God Gou.

[God of Dogs]: Have you seen the plan of the dog in "Unfettered Overlords"?I originally prepared a few million for krypton gold, but because you fixed the so-called bug today, I couldn’t collect the contribution value, and my strategy was invalid, and I lost face!I decided not to recharge!
Look here for the dog plan, these millions are here [picture] [picture] [picture], the money can't fit in three pictures, it's gone!Distressed?deserve it! !Let you see my strategy to fix bugs.

The dog is forced to plan, fix my bug, the sky is angry and the people are complaining, and the gods are all angry! ! !

Below his message is all "support".

[I said why the God of Dogs is so irritable today, it turned out that he wanted to plan hard!I raise five hands to support! 】

[Planning, I advise you to be kind! 】

[Planning, take the dog's head, and feed the dog with conscience! 】

【Support+1】

【support! 】

【support! 】

Li Xiaoyao was originally complacent about his handling today, but after looking at the situation, it was obvious that it had caused public outrage in the Guapi Kingdom.

Li Xiaoyao saw that the more they scolded, the worse it sounded, so he wanted to speak for himself in the group.

[The most beautiful man in the world]: You can't say that, if everyone has done task [-], then whoever will do task [-], if they don't do it, won't the palace of the Xiaoyao faction be unfinished?From this point of view, planning to fix bugs is correct and wise!
As soon as Li Xiaoyao sent out this message, he immediately poked a hornet's nest.

[What's the situation, there are still people planning to speak for the dog? 】

[Dude, are you stupid? This is a game. Have you ever heard of a game where the plot couldn’t progress because no one did a task? 】

[By the way, who is this brother, who do you know? 】

【do not know】

【I don't know either】

[@狗神, there are spies among us! 】

[God of Dogs]: Brother, reveal your game nickname, or I will kick you out!
Li Xiaoyao was a little anxious when he saw this, because he did come in secretly, and he didn't have any game nickname, so he couldn't tell them that he was Li Xiaoyao.

At this time, he concentrated his wisdom and thought of a popular language system that he had learned on the Internet of the Guapi Kingdom in the past two days - "Mingxue".

It is said that this "Ming Xue" was invented by a person named Huang in their Guapi Kingdom, and this person named Huang also has a very popular wife. The Guapi people affectionately call him "Big Baby".

Just these few days, "Mingxue" is all the rage in the Guapi Kingdom.

The four-character program of "Ming Xue" is "covering the sky with bright hands, seizing power clearly, and expressly prohibiting", Li Xiaoyao feels that this is also in line with his own style.He thought that one day, he might be able to discuss experiences with the founder of "Mingxue".

Li Xiaoyao believes that as long as he uses "Ming Xue" in his words, he will definitely be able to convince others.

Li Xiaoyao has a superb memory, recalling what he saw on the Internet, he immediately organized the language with "Ming Xue".

[The most beautiful man in the world]: Listen to me, I won't blow my nickname.

[God of Dogs]: If you don't blow up your nickname, how can I be sure if you are a beta player?
[The most beautiful man in the world]: I don't think this is a problem, I have the final say on this matter!
[God of Dogs]:? ? ?Brother, if you don't reveal your nickname, we won't be able to confirm your identity.

[The most beautiful man in the world]: This is your problem, you must solve it!
[God of Dogs]: I think you may be out of your mind, go to the hospital quickly.

[The most beautiful man in the world]: I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

[God of Dogs]: Brother, you are playing with me, right? If you don’t talk nicely, I will kick you out!

[The most beautiful man in the world]: Stop making trouble, just like this, listen to me!

【God of dogs】:
[The most beautiful man in the world]: Listen.

[God of Dogs]: Listen to what?
[The most beautiful man in the world]: Listen to me!
Ding~【The most beautiful man in the world】has been kicked out of the group by the group leader and permanently blocked.

"Strange, the "Mingxue" I used is not wrong, why did you kick me?"

On the top of the Black Mountain, Li Xiaoyao was sitting in a small broken room, looking at the computer light screen in front of him, feeling very puzzled.

It seems that melon skin is still a fickle creature.

Li Xiaoyao finally came to such a conclusion.

(End of this chapter)