Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 432
"Friends upstairs who want to jump off the building, next to Zhang Wuji, if you trust me, you can just jump off, and I will catch you with the Great Teleportation of the Universe."

At this time, a young man downstairs who was onlookers suddenly rushed downstairs, raised his dog's head, and shouted at Qiangzi.

Kneeling, the strong onlookers knelt down to this young man at that time!He is not mentally ill!When is this, and the universe has shifted!Do you think this is filming "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"!

Besides, even if you are filming "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", do you want to play Zhang Wuji, the male pig?Blind your dog eyes!If you want to be handsome, you need to have a good figure. In "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", you can only play a small supporting role, and you can only live for two episodes at most!

Kneeling, Tie Zhu and others also knelt down for this young man!If you don't shout, no one will think you are dumb!When you shout, you just add fuel to the fire!

What!Someone told me to jump off?Yes, originally, I was going to jump off the building!At this moment, Qiangzi shuddered, raised his head and fell behind him.

"No! Qiangzi!" Before he had time to think about it, Tie Zhu jumped over the wall in a hurry, leaped out, stretched out his claws, and grabbed the falling Qiangzi.

"Qiangzi, Tie Zhu, it's dangerous!" Seeing such a thrilling scene, the other friends almost peed in fright, rushing over to rescue them one by one like oiling the soles of their feet.

"Ah! Jumped, that man really jumped."

"Wow, hurry up, take such an exciting photo and send it to Moments!"

"Who the hell, why don't you hurry up and use your peerless martial art, Great Teleportation, to catch the person who jumped off the building!"

Seeing that Qiangzi finally jumped off the building, the strong onlookers croaked like 250 ducks.

As for the "Zhang Wuji" who claimed to be able to move the universe and tell Qiangzi to jump off the building, and he would catch people underneath, watching Qiangzi actually jump off the building helplessly almost scared him into a kidney overdraft.

I am just a little tease, I usually just like to make jokes. When I saw someone jumping off a building, I naturally thought of the scene in "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", where Zhang Wuji used the great teleportation to catch all the martial arts people.

Who ever thought that Qiangzi jumped off the building, Qiangzi really jumped off the building, Qiangzi really jumped off the building in front of everyone!
If he fell to his death, then the witnesses would say that Qiangzi would not have jumped off the building, but after listening to this young man, he jumped off the building.

Therefore, this person is the culprit who caused the jumping incident!He is responsible for these jumping incidents, uncle policeman, arrest him, arrest him quickly!
Mom, misfortune comes from your mouth!If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come to watch and join in the fun, I'm so idle!
I'm so bored, I can masturbate!You can find friends to play happily!Can be a big health care ah!Why Mao wants to come out to join in the fun!

Just join in the fun, let's join in the fun, because Mao wants to speak!Just open your mouth to speak, because Mao wants to tell jokes!Let’s just tell jokes, because Mao wants to tell jokes that make people jump off a building!
what!If the police uncle arrives later, he will definitely not be able to escape!So, while everyone's attention is on the person who jumped off the building, let me sneak away!
So, the young man slipped away. From then on, he got rid of his habit of being a domineering onlooker, and became a quiet mute.

Leaving aside the young man, the moment Qiangzi jumped off the building, Tie Zhu's salty pig's hand actually grabbed Qiangzi's paw.

"No, Tie Zhu, hold me back! Let go, and you will fall too." Qiangzi shouted in despair.

My paw was caught by the iron pillar, but I was not happy at all, and I didn't feel the joy of escaping from death, because the TV was all played by Jiang Zi, and the two of them would definitely fall together.

Because my own weight is more than 100 catties, plus this is a 20-story high-rise building, well, can you come to a schoolmaster to calculate, at this moment, what is the gravity of the earth at this height?If the iron pillar wants to pull me, how much force will he bear?How long can he last?
Although the other little friends are rushing towards the iron pillar anxiously, as long as one of them grabs the iron pillar, everyone should be safe, but I reckon that the iron pillar will not be able to support the small The arrival of buddy rescue.

Because, the sweat on Tie Zhu's forehead is like a small waterfall erupting, I can even see the veins on his forehead bursting, and his eyes are extremely red, which is a sign of kidney deficiency.

Because, last night, Tie Zhu's girlfriend Tian Tian came, and this morning, when Tie Zhu walked through the door, his legs were trembling!In other words, He Tiantian fought against Tie Zhu for [-] rounds, and his physical strength was exhausted.

Tie Zhu in Jiangzi state, how could he have the strength to hold my hand!No, I can't harm Tie Zhu!Just let me die quietly alone.

Every year on the first day of the lunar new year, on the fifteenth day, brothers, just remember to burn the wires for me, and by the way, burn a few Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Apple 10, please give me Jiang Zi, I have knowledge under the spring, so I won’t be lonely, I will bless you all drop!

"No, I won't let go, I won't abandon, I won't give up! Good brother, forever, good friend, forever." Tie Zhu acted very strong.

"Tie Zhu, let go! If you don't let go, I won't recognize you as a brother."

Qiangzi burst into tears, because, under the action of gravity, his body was falling down bit by bit.

"Don't let go!" Tie Zhu said firmly again.

But at this moment, a huge force suddenly came, and Qiangzi suddenly fell downwards. After that, Tie Zhu still did not let go of his claws. Under the interaction of forces, the good friends fell together. down.

"Ah, it fell, or two people fell together."

"My God, the jumper fell, and the rescuer fell too."

"People are going to die, people are going to die, if one dies, two will die, this is bad things in pairs!"

Seeing such a thrilling scene, the powerful crowd downstairs couldn't help but turn pale and terrified.

At the moment when he was dragged by Qiangzi and fell from the sky, Tie Zhu's mind went blank!
Oops, I'm going to die, I'm definitely going to die!

Falling from such a high place, if you don't die, it must be unscientific!You also hope that you will be hooked by windows, air conditioners, wires, big trees and so on, so as to save your life, because these are life-saving things in theory, and they don't exist at all.

What's more, Qiangzi's going to jump off the building happened so suddenly. Uncle policeman and uncle fireman reckoned that they were still on the way, and there was no possibility of laying an air cushion at the place where we were about to fall.

As for the spectators below, there wasn't a single person who moved a sofa or laid a bed sheet, something that could catch us.

Farewell, my boss Mengyi!

Farewell, my brothers!
Farewell, my Tian Tian!

Looking at the ground that was getting closer, hearing the howls that were getting more and more terrified, smelling the breath of death that was getting heavier, Tie Zhu's face showed bitterness and despair, and then he closed his eyes decisively. dog eyes.

"Tie Zhu, I'm sorry for you! I even got you involved! You still have Tian Tian, ​​and you still have a great youth to hang out with Boss Meng Yi. I never thought that this jump will end everything."

Seeing that Tie Zhu unexpectedly closed his dog's eyes, Qiangzi who was in the air, tears of regret already filled his dog's eyes, and then burst out of his eyes.

No, Tie Zhu died for me, I must do something for him!Alas, it's a pity, I don't know how to use lightness kung fu, otherwise, as long as I hold Tie Zhu's hand, and then I perform light kung fu, like a fairy, I will float down to the ground, and the two of us will be safe.

Or, I kicked my right foot on my left foot, and then, holding the hand of the iron pillar, we soared up like a helicopter, and we could easily fly to the top of the building, and then give the people downstairs A pretentious look from them can definitely blind their dog's eyes.

It's a pity that I don't know light work, and I don't have supernatural powers. If I want to save Tie Zhu's life, I can only do so.

That is to hold on to the iron pillar tightly, and use it as a meat shield. Jiang Zi, even if he falls into a meat paste, it can also play a buffer role. If the iron pillar has a high life, he should be able to survive.

"Qiangzi, stop."

When he found out that Qiangzi wanted to use himself as a human shield in exchange for my little hope of survival, Tie Zhu burst into tears.

Brother, live and die together, this is a brother, a good brother!However, it would be great if neither of us two brothers had to die!

"Wow, look, trapeze!"

"A trapeze man? There's no way humans can fly! It must be an actor who is hanging on the wire."

"Actor? Could it be that this is a scene of jumping off a building? But, where's the director? Where's the camera? There's not even a shadow of it!"

"Tch, there's no way this is a movie. Maybe that young man is the 9th generation descendant of the Valley of the Wicked and knows the legendary lightness kung fu. He's about to use it to save people."

"Yes, yes, otherwise, why would he still cover his face? He must be afraid that his identity as the 9th generation descendant of the Valley of the Wicked will be exposed."

"hero!"

"Prawn!"

"Superior!"

"magic!"

"Movie!"

"Easy work!"

"witchcraft!"

"3D projection!"

Just when Tie Zhu's heart was ashes, all thoughts turned into ashes, and the ashes were wiped out, the powerful crowd downstairs suddenly burst out with shocking exclamations and howls!What's more, the expression is still in place, it's shock, doubt, and scare to pee!

The sound wave was so strong that it turned on all the voice-activated lights on the 20th floor of the building, and even shattered the glass of an island car a hundred meters away!

The innocent car owner, looking at the broken car glass, wanted to cry without tears, and fainted in the toilet several times, because the insurance did not pay!
"Huh? What happened, why are the people under the horse making so much noise? Could it be that we are already dead, and now our souls have left our bodies?" Seeing the ghostly expressions of the onlookers below, Tie Zhu's dog eyes couldn't help aiming up, down, left, and right.

"Tie Zhu, look... look...behind you..." Qiangzi, who was so shocked that he didn't want to, screamed.

(End of this chapter)