Chapter 433
later?Isn't the sky behind me?Could it be that our brotherhood touched the sky, the earth, and the gods, and God sent an angel to save us?
In other words, I have grown up so big, and I have never seen what kind of bird an angel looks like!Anyway, it's a birdman with wings!So Tie Zhu turned his head to look at the dog.

He saw a figure, which became bigger and clearer in his dog's eyes.

This guy must be a person, not an angel, because he doesn't have wings, and a person without wings is not a bird person like an angel.

But why does Mao have to cover his face?Is he ugly?As the saying goes, ugly people should hide at home and should not come out to scare people.

This guy doesn't hide at home, but wants to come out to play, but if he is afraid of scaring people, he can only cover his face. Therefore, he is very ugly, and the appraisal is completed.

But, he is so ugly, why did he want to run behind Qiangzi and me?Could it be that he committed suicide by jumping off a building because the whole world thought he was ugly and couldn't find a partner, so he went to do health care, even his younger sister thought he was ugly, basically he could only rely on masturbation?
God, life is so precious, how can you be so sweet!Although you are ugly, you can also be very gentle. You will always meet blind women!But if you die, there will be nothing left!
Tie Zhu opened his mouth, and was about to talk to this person about his life ideals before he died, but he never thought that this person stretched out a claw and grabbed himself.

What do you mean?What does this person mean?Why is he trying to catch me?Moreover, he actually gave me a very familiar feeling!Just as Tie Zhu's dog nose was sniffing around, he heard Qiang Zi's exclamation.

Uh?At the moment when I was dazed, Qiangzi was also caught by him, and then our two brothers were caught under his arm by him!
Wait, are you addicted to jumping off the building, want to hug the two of us and jump together?You are here in a group!

God, your behavior, why do I feel like a martyrdom for love!However, Qiangzi and I are men, straight men, you gay, let me go!
Wait, wait, Wei Mao's eyes are full of calm, not at all like the kind of madness who died for love.

Wait a second, say that I am also a person who has watched brain-dead TV dramas. TV dramas usually have such plots of jumping off buildings and cliffs, which is very similar to the scene in front of me.

That is, the two beauties fell together, and then, a hero in fluttering white clothes descended from the sky, holding the two beauties under his armpit with one hand, in a very slow, very beautiful, and very intoxicating slow motion, wow With a sound, the hero in white took the two girls and landed safely.

Could it be that this masked man is the white-clothed hero in the brain-dead TV series?He came to rescue me and Qiangzi?
Ho ho, prawns!Please take my knees!

Before Tie Zhu could express his unresolved admiration for the masked prawn, Tie Zhu felt a very dull "dong" sound coming from him!Then, my dog ​​legs actually felt the solid feeling of stepping on the ground!
Have we landed safely?Oh my god, it's really true, the excited Tie Zhu raised his dog's leg and stomped on the ground a few times.

Although this foot stepped on him, his eggs were almost shattered under the shock, but there was indeed a hard feeling from the sole of the foot, and Tie Zhu knelt down by the masked prawn at that time!
Just when Tie Zhu was about to pull Qiangzi to kneel down for the masked prawn, he didn't expect this kid to be so timid that he passed out!
My God, you are not afraid of jumping from a height of 10 floors, why, now that you are saved, and your feet are on the ground of the first floor, you are so scared that you fainted?

Bad review, I gave you a 1-star bad review for your jumping behavior!If you have nothing to do, just learn from others and jump off the building!Not every time you have such good luck, a masked prawn will appear to save you!
At this time, the masked prawn took a deep breath, and his face was a little pale, as if he had fought with Tiantian for [-] rounds last night, and he was a little bit weak. It seems that in order to save himself and Qiangzi, he It is also quite hard.

But, why is this panting sound so familiar! ?
Why is the figure of this man so familiar? ? 1.

Why is this person's breath spicy? ? 2.

Wait, isn't he our wretched boss, Meng Yi?

Hey, it must be Meng Yi, even if he turns into ashes, I can still recognize him!

Even if he farts, I can smell it!
Even if he pulls Tuoxiang, I can still tell the difference!

Really answered that sentence, it is still a familiar recipe, and it is still a familiar taste!I wish Wen Qixiang was talking about Jiangzi!

At this time, it seemed that the whole world had quieted down. People stopped talking, dogs stopped barking, and even the wind stopped blowing. It was like deathly silence!

The eyes of the onlookers are so big that they are bigger than a 100-watt light bulb!
Their dog mouths are wide open, bigger than a 16 moon!

Their saliva flowed very long, longer than the waterfall that was suspected of falling in the Milky Way!
God, they saw a horse!They saw the god horse helplessly!They saw the magical horse in broad daylight!

Three people jumped from the 10-storey building. Not only did they not die, but one of them actually jumped down with the other two in their arms!
is it possible?How is this possible!Apart from making movies and magic shows, they racked their brains and couldn't think of a possibility.

"Ah! You are...you are Meng..." At this moment, thinking of the iron pillar of the inner god horse, he suddenly stretched out a claw and pointed at Meng Yi in shock.

"Shit, shut up, hold back and reveal my identity, brother, keep a low profile." Before Tie Zhu's sharp voice came out, Meng Yi rebuked him decisively.

You two brats, why jump off a building if you have nothing to do!Big things are small things in front of Lao Tzu, even if the sky falls, I, the boss, will help you bear it, because I am 1 meters tall, and I am tall!I will bear it first!

If you were not my brothers, I wouldn't bother to care about your life!Jumping down from the 10th floor to save people, or saving two people at once, this thing is not something ordinary people can afford, if not, they will hang up early!

Sure enough, this masked prawn is Meng Yi's animal, who else would be able to hold it like this except this animal!He dared to jump from the 10th floor, and even saved Qiangzi and me without any injuries!

Once this kind of thing is known to the outside world, Meng Yi will definitely attract the attention of the scientific community, and may even attract the attention of all human beings and even more terrifying aliens. At that time, Meng Yi will be in danger.

Therefore, I resolutely cannot tell Meng Yi's name, even if I die, I still have to keep a secret for him!
"I made it." Tie Zhu shrank his head!

"Master of magic, your magic is too good. I watched it for a long time, but I didn't see any flaws! Can you teach me?"

"Go, how can there be such a magic trick! This must be a movie! This handsome guy, you are a male pig! Can you tell the director and give me a scene of jumping off a building! I don't want money of!"

"Fart! This must be the legendary lightness skill. How can you see that the three of them have hanging wires and steel wires? He also needs props for magic tricks."

The group of people who were onlookers and were collectively sluggish all of a sudden seemed to have come to their senses. Like a mad dog grabbing shit and eating, they rushed over screaming. It is estimated that after 30 seconds, the three of Meng Yi were either made dumplings by them, or Squeezed into a meat sauce.

Of course, some perverted people, such as nympho girls, young women, aunts, and homosexuals, may stretch out their hands to Mengyi to take advantage of them, and may even take off Mengyi's clothes and go back home. Make a memorial or something.

Whoops, I'll go, if someone forcibly strips you of your clothes, that's fine!Then where do I put my old face!

After that, in the circle of migrant workers, how can I still be swollen?
After that, how can I play happily with the rich second generation, second generation ancestors, and Bai Fumei?

Run, I have to run!
"Wow, look, there are beautiful women running naked over there!" Meng Yi suddenly pointed to the back of the crowd and said with a shocked expression.

"Tch, just now someone shouted that Sunshine on the third floor was having sex, but it turned out that Mao didn't have it. You can't fool me."

"That's right, I want to divert our attention again! This trick is not new."

"Whether there are beauties running naked or not, first surround them."

"Master of magic, accept my knee!"

"Male pig horn, sign me up!"

"Hero of Qinggong, accept me as an apprentice!"

The strong onlookers didn't buy it at all, they still squeezed towards Meng Yi and the three like mad dogs, their enthusiasm was like a volcano about to erupt, roasting Meng Yi's kidneys.

"It's really a beauty running naked, shit, it's 36C!"

Tie Zhu also swallowed a mouthful of saliva in cooperation, oh my god, if you don't cooperate with Meng Yi, I guess the three of us will confess here today.

"Wow, that beautiful woman is coming towards us." An excited and excited yell suddenly came over, it was actually Meng Yi pinching her nose.

"Where is it, are you?"

"Damn, you're such a high-ranking horse, why don't you go play basketball, it's blocking my sight."

"Tch, it's okay for you to grow up to be such a dwarf, why don't you sell sesame seed cakes!"

Chaos, the crowd of strong onlookers suddenly became chaotic, and then Meng Yi decisively showed a sinister smile, and winked at the iron pillar, driving Qiangzi's arm, the three of them were like wild dogs being chased everywhere , In a flash, he ran away without a trace.

"Where are people? Where are the three of them?"

These chaotic masses found that they had been fooled again, and their IQ was not enough at all. They probably needed some walnuts to replenish their brains.

"Qiangzi, wake up."

Finally got rid of this group of enthusiastic and strong onlookers, and walked to a corner that is inaccessible and especially suitable for doing bad things, Meng Yi and Tie Zhu woke up Qiang Zi.

So, how will Meng Yi persuade Qiang Zi?Will he avenge Qiangzi in a magical way?
(End of this chapter)

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