Love Apartment 4

Chapter 12 The local tyrant, let's be friends

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As soon as Nuo Lan left, Zeng Xiaoxian became the bottom king of the stage again, and the bustling "Your Moon, My Heart" became cold again.Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care, he was alone, dozing off, idling about, enjoying himself.

He was in a daze that day, and Lisa came to look for him.The so-called not going to the Three Treasures Hall if there is nothing to do, is because there is an urgent task to be accounted for.Originally, the director asked Lisa to receive a customer from out of town on weekends, but Lisa's cousin got married that day, and she was going to be a bridesmaid, so she was not available, so she came to Zeng Xiaoxian to replace her.

In the photo of the client’s file, he is an ordinary young man with a little more meat and no other special features, but the director also specifically told him that the client is delicate and expensive, so he must be treated well and must not be neglected.male?Still a fat man?Zeng Xiaoxian's interest immediately dropped to zero.The task is the task, the big deal is to take it to climb the TV tower, take a ride on the river view cruise ship, buy a bunch of souvenirs, and take a few commemorative photos to show the visit here.

"Are you treating your relatives in the countryside?! This Du Xiaotao is a well-known wealthy businessman in Wenzhou! His father was worth hundreds of millions of dollars ten years ago! Du Xiaotao is the future head of the family business. He is here on a special trip to discuss cooperation with the leaders. Before he finished his plan, Lisa spat at him. "You can't do something decent! Listen, so far, your program's advertising investment for next year is still zero. I'll give you a chance to get close to the water, so don't let me waste it!"

ah?Such a heavy taste?Zeng Xiaoxian was startled, and said coyly, "I'm not selling myself."

Virtue! Lisa rolled his eyes at him: "Where are you thinking! I want you to play golf according to your liking! Rich people are like this. After a round of golf, it's just a matter of sponsoring a million and 80 yuan." Talking about it? Don’t tell me you haven’t even heard of golf socials!”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked blank: "Golf shooting?"

Lisa repeated impatiently: "It's a golf social!"

"Gorky social?"

"Golf Social!"

"Golf social?"

"Idiot! It's Gorky..." Lisa was stunned, and then realized that she was led into a trap by Zeng Xiaoxian, and gave him a hard look.Zeng Xiaoxian was heartlessly happy on the sidelines, shouting: "It's wrong! It's wrong!"

With him like this, he still goes to receive high-end customers? Lisa was really worried, but how could she not go to her cousin's wedding!But the cousin-in-law said that many handsome and capable diamond male colleagues in the company will attend the wedding banquet. When the time comes, she, the bridesmaid, will be well-dressed, won't she be fascinated?Haha, I am happy just thinking about it, no matter what Du Xiaotao and Du Haitao, happiness in life is the most important thing!

The same is the pursuit of career and a better life, Yoyo's attitude is much more correct, as long as there is a play, whether it is a supporting role or a side role, movies, TV dramas, dramas, stage plays, no matter what opportunity is missed.Hard work pays off, and Yoyo's hard work finally pays off.When filming the last film, Stephen, the boss of an internationally renowned entertainment company, came to visit the set, and he had a particularly good impression of Yoyo.They plan to open a branch here, and also sign some potential newcomers, and Yoyo is one of the locked targets.In other words, if the signing is successful, Yoyo may soon become popular!
Such a happy event, how can we not share it with our good friends.Guan Gu has been with Yoyo for so long, and he is already considered a member of the small circle. When he heard the news, he was the most excited: "You mean the gold medal producer Stephen?" Yoyo nodded.

Zhang Wei asked blankly: "Is it very powerful?"

"Turtle! Steven Spielberg always knows, right?" Zhang Wei nodded, who doesn't know the world's leading director.Guan Gu proudly introduced, "The Stephen you mentioned is his half-brother, who is very influential in Asia!"

Stephen asked Yoyo to compile a "Performance Collection" of the previous scenes and send it to him. He wanted to show it to other partners. If there were no problems, the signing would be finalized.I thought about it!Everyone is really happy for Yoyo.Just now I said modestly that there is no sign of horoscope, this is almost ready to come out!
Guan Gu paid more attention to the details, and couldn't help asking: ""Performance Collection", do you have this thing?"

Youyou reassured him: "A few days ago, I asked the little gangster downstairs to cut it for me. I asked him to help me choose a few representative ones that can best show my acting skills."

Guan Gu was so excited that he began to use words indiscriminately: "You can tell when you hear it, it must be incomparable." Meijia laughed at him and said incoherently: "That's called incomparable!"

Laughing is laughing, trouble is trouble, everyone agrees to watch together when You You gets back "Performing Arts Collection" tomorrow, and you must see it first.

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"The ball is placed two inches inside the left foot. The spine is in a neutral state, the arms hang down naturally, the left shoulder is slightly higher than the right shoulder, and the waist drives the whole body to rotate about 30%. The left arm is basically kept in a straight line during the backswing and downswing. , don’t bend your elbows, concentrate, don’t hesitate when hitting the ball, just go, Go!” Zi Qiao held a "Golf Beginner's Handbook" and guided Zeng Xiaoxian's movements while reading.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was waiting for the battle, was wearing a golf cap, golf shirt, golf pants, sneakers, and golf gloves, but he imitated his swing with empty hands, spinning and hitting the ball. Say "Nice shot"!Zeng Xiaoxian supported the brim of his hat viciously, squinted his eyes, pretended to look at the little white ball on the green road in the distance, and boasted: "You are so handsome!"

Yifei, Guan Gu, Zhang Wei, and Meijia entered the apartment from the outside, and saw a pair of dudes practicing golf with a WII game.Meijia was embarrassed when she opened her mouth: "Are you playing monkeys?" Yifei sneered: "Go aside, connect the DVD, we have more important things to watch. If you are capable, go play real balls and get a game console to be narcissistic." What a strength."

Zeng Xiaoxian moved away unwillingly, and muttered: "The weekend is coming to an end, isn't this a warm-up?"

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Are you going to play golf?"

Zeng Xiaoxian told everyone that a wealthy businessman from Wenzhou came to Taiwan to discuss cooperation. Lisa sent him to play a couple of clubs with the client and talk about sponsoring the program by the way, so he crammed here to practice temporarily.It’s fine for practice, and it’s fine for Wii, so you can’t find a copycat coach?Ziqiao's scripted things are at best just to coax the chicks, Zeng Xiaoxian really believes it?Isn't this obviously misleading people and wasting time.

Guan Gu comforted them: "Don't worry, if it's what you said, it doesn't seem to matter how you play the ball, it's about business." Zhang Wei also said: "Yes, just arrange it decently." ——Prepare a set of good clubs first, then invite two sparring partners, hire a few caddies, pick you up in a car all the way, and serve you with beautiful cigars, even if you can’t score a shot, the business can be negotiated.”

"Yo, you still understand this." Yifei looked at him in obvious disbelief after listening to his words.

Zhang Wei immediately put on airs: "Anyway, I'm also a high-end person, okay..." Everyone looked at him, Zhang Wei's arrogance instantly dropped, and he said angrily, "I've been there once in a while, no way!" Everyone continued Shaking his head, Zhang Wei had no choice but to admit: "During the work-study program, I went to work at the golf course..." Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, he rolled his eyes and told the truth: "The main thing is to pick up the flying balls outside the field, and then take them to the golf course. Sell ​​it for five yuan each. You are satisfied!"

This is more or less the same, in line with your Zhang Yida's temperament, and the onlookers are basically satisfied.

Zhang Wei grumbled unwillingly: "I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run away. That's how the rich people socialize."

Even if he is right, the membership card for a course is hundreds of thousands, and a decent set of clubs is tens of thousands, green fees, carts, caddies, tips, lounges, cigars, food and drink... Counting the piles of things, my good boy, the advertisement may not be able to get it, and Zeng Xiaoxian has not been ruined by playing?Don't you just take a pole and hit the ball into the hole? As for the trouble?
Zeng Xiaoxian looked depressed, and Lisa also said that he was giving him a chance to get close to the water, which is obviously a big pit!The point is, Du Xiaopang only loves golf, and it is difficult not to jump into this pit. How should he jump?

While discussing, Yoyo came back with her "Performance Collection", it is said that Xiao Hei cut four of the best parts from all the parts she played.The crowd immediately put aside Zeng Xiaoxian's business and gathered around the sofa to watch TV.

The first, a romantic idol drama...

On campus, Chi Zaozao, played by Youyou, holds a freshly made sandwich and watches Haochen pass by.Inner monologue: The 1001st day when I like Haochen, I have been waiting here every day for three years, watching Haochen pass by, but he——has never glanced at me.Thinking about it, Yoyo sighed and lowered her eyes sadly.But when she raised her eyes and looked at the opposite side again, Hao Chen turned to look at her, and waved to her with a smile.

God!Is today my lucky day?Be brave, early!Shout out your heart out!Youyou opened her mouth, with a Taiwanese literary accent: "Ou Haochen! I declare (like) you! My brain and heart, every organ in my whole body is talking——I declare (like) you!"

That shyness, that anticipation, that entanglement, that accent, that bravery after the decision, the gentleness and firmness after that bravery, Yoyo, I have to give you 32 likes!
Hao Chen teased her mischievously: "Who do you announce (like)?"

Youyou pursed her lips sweetly and replied: "Ou Haochen!"

Hao Chen asked again: "Who declared (likes) Ou Hao Chen?"

Youyou bravely said: "Chi Zaozao..."

Hao Chen continued to joke, saying that he couldn't hear!Youyou crossed the road excitedly, a truck drove by, the music stopped abruptly, and she was ruthlessly taken away by the truck who was still running in a long flowing dress just now.

In the next scene, Yoyo is lying in Haochen's arms, with blood on his face, and dying, he said: "This is... the breakfast I prepared for you, while it's hot..." Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and turned his head to the side ,died?

Shouldn't the line be, Is this my last dues?After the episode was broadcast, everyone was silent, only Youyou was still excitedly introducing: "I only have this show in total, and I still remember the title - "Love Begins with Farewell". At that time, the director asked me to start from Three levels showing regret, contentment and longing at the same time, see?"

Ziqiao talked about him from left to right: "Who played this Ou Haochen? It's too ugly! I'm better than him." Zeng Xiaoxian commented in a yin and yang way: "We have long been mentally prepared for her acting." Yifei was the most straightforward, waving directly: "Romantic dramas are boring, next paragraph, next paragraph!"

The second, a martial arts movie...

Masked ninja: "Avalokitesvara, you are finally here."

Youyou played the role of Avalokitesvara in ancient costumes, elegant and refined, and said coldly: "Eight-armed Arhat, I'm here to collect your corpse."

"That depends on whether you have the ability! Look at the flying knife!" The ninja laughed arrogantly, threw out a dart, and caught it with his mouth.The ninja threw out two more darts with both hands, and Yunyun caught them together with his mouth.

I thought about it!Master!Yoyo's setting in this play is "100% catch darts with your mouth".Since it's 100%, you can't die this time, right?

As the plot continued, Yoyo spat out a dart and sneered: "Concealed weapons are useless to me, use all other flying props! If I catch it with my hands, I will lose."

The rivers and lakes are dangerous and hard to guard against. The ninja played a lot of tricks, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm... Yoyo subconsciously still took it with her mouth... The ninja laughed loudly: "Do you dare to catch it with your mouth?" Yoyo suddenly knelt down and vomited Baimo: "The phlegm...the phlegm contains... poison." After speaking, he died again.

Is this taste too strong?A group of people vomited profusely, even if they didn't vomit, their stomachs were overwhelmed.Only Guan Gu covered his mouth, suppressed his nausea, and continued to encourage Yoyo: "Honey, martial arts movies are too heavy, are there any more mainstream characters?"

The third part is a spy movie, with Yoyo playing the role of a field doctor...

In the field hospital, artillery fire roared in the background, gunpowder smoke filled the air, and under the monotonous and dim light, Yoyo was undergoing surgery.tweezers.The nurse handed it over.Scissors.handed over.Disinfectant water.handed over.wipe sweat.The nurse went to wipe the sweat, then suddenly covered Yoyo's mouth with gauze, pulled out a scalpel, and stabbed Yoyo.

"Why! I'm just a doctor." Yoyo yelled out a weak voice from between her fingers.

The nurse stabbed her again: "I'm sorry...but I'm a spy, General Li is our confidant, I can't let you save him!"

Panting, Youyou said intermittently: "Then why did you stab me? Stab...he...well." Then... died again.

What are you stabbing me for?stab him.This last statement is too hasty, isn't the writer of the script wise?However, compared to the previous two paragraphs, it was finally a bit of a breakthrough. In the past, one person died, but this time one died and two died.Worthy of encouragement, keep going!
The fourth film, the sci-fi film "Salvation of the Prince", plays Yoyo as a Jedi Knight...

At the beginning, there are Chinese and English bilingual subtitles, high-end atmosphere: the battle between the empire and the rebels is still going on, and the fear of death is spreading everywhere.Luke, the wise and powerful spiritual leader of the Rebel Army, was secretly imprisoned on the Imperial battleship 3601 and transported to the Death Star for interrogation.The Jedi warrior Tang Youyou was ordered by Master Yoda to rescue the prince at all costs, but was surrounded by heavy soldiers when he evacuated, and various mecha chariots and alien elves attacked in turn...

Youyou appeared on the stage, holding up the laser gun with both hands to fight back, with a hundred shots: "Prince, hurry up to the rescue cabin! I'll break the queen!"

The hatch of the battleship opened, and Darth Maul stepped out imposingly, waving a double-headed lightsaber, and bounced off the lasers shot by Yoyo one by one.Youyou simply threw away the laser gun, took out a lightsaber, showed the determination to break the boat, and said firmly: "Good friend, I will finally fight side by side with you again!"

As a result, the hilt of the sword was reversed, and the ejected lightsaber pierced him... "Mistake!" Yoyo groaned, fell to the ground, and died.

There are all types of romance, martial arts, spy wars, and science fiction, as well as accidents, duels, homicides, and suicides.The plot of the play is still changing, but the ending is always only one word, death.Such a compilation should be sent to the boss, it would be strange if people thought she could only play dead people.

Everyone shook their heads, even Guan Gu had to worry, only Zeng Xiaoxian remained optimistic: "On the bright side, I know that there is a drama that is suitable for Yoyo, and she can play the leading role."

Yoyo excitedly asked: "What drama?" The answer: "Agatha Christie's - "And There Were None."

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Receiving Boss Du's welcome party, the head of the station has arrived, but Zeng Xiaoxian actually disappeared? !Of course, being caught and scolded by Lisa, Zeng Xiaoxian explained submissively: "Lisa, I've been too busy these days, I forgot. I'm going to accompany guests tomorrow, so I have to find a cheap one." The place, no, a decent place."

"What place?" He didn't see him, he heard his voice first, and Du Xiaotao appeared with a big belly while talking.It is better to be famous than to be famous. Du Xiaotao in reality is more "majestic" than in the photos. Lisa changed her face in a second, greeted enthusiastically, and pulled Zeng Xiaoxian over to introduce her.

"Speaking of sports, Zeng Xiaoxian heard that you also like golf very much, so I made a special trip to book a place to compete with you." Hearing Lisa mention the book, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat.

Du Xiaotao was really interested: "To tell you the truth, I just like playing golf. No matter where I go, I never leave my club." As he spoke, he took out a gold club from his bag, as if he was afraid that others would not know his love for golf. love.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and thought of a strategy while praising him: "Sure enough, you are a master. You are all alone, why don't you change to another program?"

Du Xiaotao looked at him and shook his head, with an expression that you don't understand me: "Hey, do you know why men like golf? Because the scenery of each hole is different, and even the same hole has different ways to enter. .”

Lisa echoed: "Women also like golf, because the feeling of each club is different, even if the same club has different strength, the feeling is also different."

This...Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know how to take over, and suddenly remembered what Meijia said that day, didn't he just hit the ball into the hole with a pole, and it took so much trouble?He suddenly had an idea, and confidently patted Du Xiaotao's chest: "Yes! Don't worry, take care of me!"

In the city center, in the bustling area, can there still be a stadium?How expensive is this lot!Being led around by Zeng Xiaoxian in a daze, Du Xiaotao didn't know where he was.indoor? !Golf and indoor?basement? !Is it an underground base of aliens?
He muttered all the way, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was helping him carry the club, just comforted him: "Don't worry, you will be satisfied!"

Pushing open the door, there are no aliens, no underground bases, only a few neat rows of billiard tables, Boss Du was so surprised that his mouth opened into a capital O shape.Before she had time to speak, Mika, dressed in a bunny girl costume, came to greet them sweetly: "Welcome, I am Xiaomei, the waiter here. I have been waiting for you for a long time." It was all shrunk back into Boss Du's stomach, and now he only sees the cute little bunny paper in front of him, and imitates Mika's pose to greet cutely, "Hi!"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and bowed at the side: "Boss Du, yesterday I made a special trip to check the weather forecast. It might rain today. Besides, the east wind turns to the west wind, and the south wind turns to the north wind. I'm afraid you are weak, so I decided to stay indoors after careful consideration."

Du Xiaotao took his eyes away from Meijia temporarily, looked around, still a little confused: "This is not golf, I even brought the clubs, how can I play?" Zeng Xiaoxian winked at Meijia, and Meijia quickly explained: "This is golf A relative of golf - snooker. Isn't it all about hitting the ball into the hole with a pole, the principle is similar."

Du Xiaotao was stunned, the same meaning, how could it make sense when it came out of the mouth of a beautiful woman?

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly, afraid that Du Xiaotao wouldn't buy it: "It's just a change of taste once in a while, look how grand and spacious this place is."

"And free-flowing drinks and self-service barbecue, this is the most luxurious configuration that Mr. Zeng can bear!" Meijia helped to speak but slipped her mouth, was poked secretly by Zeng Xiaoxian, and quickly changed her words, "I mean...all of this is He prepared it for you in advance."

"How unreasonable!" Du Xiaotao suddenly looked serious, Zeng Xiaoxian was so nervous that he was about to sweat, but he laughed again, "I have never seen such an interesting place in my life!"

I have never been to the billiard room, is this too ignorant?How do ordinary people know the bitterness of the rich!Since Du Xiaotao was born, the compound of his family was a golf course, the backyard was a golf course, and even the toilet was surrounded by a golf course.After growing up, his father never allowed him to touch any other sports except golf, because those sports were too low for a family like them.

never been here?Haha, that's easy!Du Xiaotao touched the scene over there, and Meijia wept with him. Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was full of coke, and he spoke with a lot of confidence: "You don't know, many high-end people here now advocate playing billiards. Have a drink Have a little wine, eat a skewer, and then talk about business, what a noble way of life."

Du Xiaotao is eager to try, but he has never been here, how can he play billiards?This is of course not a problem. Zeng Xiaoxian has already made an appointment for him with the best coach here——Lu Ziqiao: "Hello! Boss Du, I will serve you wholeheartedly." How is it?Is the service good enough?

There was the sound of karaoke music upstairs, Du Xiaotao looked around to find the source of the sound, Ziqiao said casually, there is a K room upstairs.Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted him: "What! Don't even look at the grade (chi) here! What kind of K room? This is... a real person singing! I specially arranged the background music."

Upstairs began to shout "In My Singing Voice", and all kinds of off-tones went out of tune.Fortunately, Du Xiaotao obviously didn't study low things like karaoke, so he praised the song for being really good.

After explaining the basic rules of billiards, Zi Qiao began to demonstrate the movements in person, leaning over handsomely, hitting the ball, and the ball fell into the pocket immediately.Boss Du also stooped like a gourd, and the hand holding the pole kept moving, but he couldn't hit the ball.Ziqiao reminded: "Don't move your hands, move the pole!" Boss Du raised his head and asked seriously: "Moved? How much do you want to be moved?"

IQ is insufficient, and the cerebellum obviously also has problems, how can this be taught?It is said that the purpose of several people coming here is to try every means to make Boss Du happy. Now that he can't hit a single ball, how can he be happy?If he can't coax him, not only Zeng Xiaoxian's sponsorship can't be negotiated, but everyone's tips can't be counted on either.

Ziqiao encountered difficulties here, but Meijia's side went smoothly.Just go over and smile, and say: "Boss Du, come on, let's have a drink." "Boss Du, would you like some barbecue?" what!

Ziqiao is not bad at understanding, and quickly changed his mind: "It's like this. There are many ways to play billiards. The one I demonstrated just now is the most common one. It may not suit you. Next, I will show you a literary style of play. . " After finishing speaking, he backhanded the bar smartly behind his back, hit the ball, and the ball scored.Du Xiaotao wanted to learn, but unfortunately he was fat and short-handed, and couldn't even hold a cue stick.Ziqiao had to change again: "Uh... this kind is not suitable for you, I recommend a high-end one. This action is known as the Thomas full rotation in the billiard world. It belongs to an extremely high level! Watch it."

Zi Qiao leaned back, turned slightly sideways, aimed at the ball out of the corner of his eye, hit the ball, and the ball scored!A series of flowing movements, so handsome, even Mika couldn't help applauding.

"Can I do it too? I'm an honest person, so don't fool me." Du Xiaotao was a little self-aware, and couldn't help Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao bragging, "Boss Du's bones are amazing, it must be possible." "Try it! The coach said Yes, you must do it!"

Du Xiaotao imitated Zi Qiao's movements, first laying down a lump of meat on the table, not to mention the aiming rod, and then he couldn't see anything.hit!Let go!Several people cheered him on.Du Xiaotao stabbed wildly, Zeng Xiaoxian gave a wink, Meijia dialed the ball in with her hands, cheering and jumping: "Yes! It's in! Did you hear the sound of pocketing? It's so beautiful."

"Hey, it seems that I still have some talent." Du Xiaotao was confident and interested, and asked what the name of this move was.Meijia replied with a smile: "The first type is ordinary, and the second type is literary, this is of course 2..."

Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian announced in unison in front of her, this is called "love... love apartment play"!
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Under the strong suggestion of her friends, Yoyo had no choice but to ask Xiao Hei to redo a version of "Performing Arts Collection", deleting all the dead scenes.Originally, there were not many shots left and right, and the result turned into a large subtitle collaged by a few photos. It was like a movie in a movie, even cruder than other people's photo albums.

"No! This is related to your future development. There must be some way, which can not only hide the truth, but also..." Guan Gu felt distressed, thinking hard about what to do, "Cross the truth."

Youyou sighed: "If only I didn't die in these scenes."

Guan Gu had an idea: "Hey! How about we remake it? Anyway, Stephen doesn't know much about mainland film and television dramas, so we just remake a micro movie based on the background of these four clips, so that we don't have to die?"

microfilm?The most popular grassroots entertainment at the moment is all DIY, and it is not impossible for Yoyo's acting characters to reappear after transformation.I heard that the almighty Xiao Hei has a brother who works in a film and television base, maybe he can get the venue, clothing, equipment and equipment with him.Guan Gu is a cartoonist. Designing plots and pictures is his forte. He can be the director and responsible for the script!Add Yoyo, a professional actor, and a few supporting actors, and it's all done.

Xiao Hei is really a genius, and he can actually find exactly the same scene.Guan Gu and Yoyo are in place, DV is in place, and the rest is the mysterious supporting actors, that is, Yifei and Zhang Wei!Guan Gu really didn't intend to invite them at first, but Zhang Wei happened to see Guan Gu's new script and clamored to play Ou Haochen, and Yifei heard that he would also join in the fun, so that's it.

The first, a romantic drama.

The scene was changed by Guan Gu, and the front part remains the same, but Yoyo will not crash when crossing the road, and then Yoyo bravely confesses, Haochen is moved, and the two have been in love ever since.Love report, take one, action!

... Youyou bravely shouted out her own heart: "Ou Haochen, I declare (like) you!"

The "beautiful boy" Zhang Wei suddenly turned his head, brushed his hair on his forehead, and looked handsome, with strange eyes: "Who do you announce (like)?"

Youyou's nose wrinkled, she tried her best not to laugh, and continued to read her lines: "Ou Haochen."

"Who declared (likes) Ou Haochen?" Zhang Wei was addicted to tossing his hair, he kept shaking his hair, twisting his neck from side to side, his eyes were scattered and wandering.

Youyou ran across the street, and there really was no truck, but seeing the nympho handsome boy, she couldn't help laughing: "Haochen, this is the medicine I prepared for you with my own hands, you can take it while it's hot."

Guan Gu had no choice but to call it a stop, and then told Zhang Wei: "A beautiful boy is not a nympho boy. Imagine that you are a rich man, handsome, and capable. Your confidence and gentleness come from the inside out. You have to be careful." ,Understand?"

Zhang Wei shook his head in a daze, no wonder, a child who came out of an orphanage, how you let him feel the life of being tall, rich and handsome is useless.Guan Gu had no choice but to inspire him again, think about Erkang in "Returning the Pearl", and then think about Huazelei in "Meteor Garden"!Zhang Wei found the feeling right away, and complained that the director pointed out too late.

Love report, take two, action!The music plays—

Youyou picked up the sandwich: "Hao Chen, this is the breakfast I prepared for you myself."

This time, Zhang Wei's eyes didn't wander anymore, he fixed his eyes on Yoyo: "Am I worth it for you to do (this) for me?"

Yoyo confessed shyly: "1001 days ago, I already declared (like) you."

"Actually... I haven't forgotten you since the last time I saw you at the Prince's Mansion." Zhang Weirkang upper body, strung up wrong lines, Prince's Mansion?Thinking too much, "Uh... it's the school gate! I knew then that you were no ordinary maid."

Guan Gu anxiously shouted beside him: "Come back! Come back! Don't talk too far away."

"Haochen, after three years, you finally spoke to me. I'm so excited, I want to cry."

"Watch (don't)! It doesn't look good when you cry."

"But people can't help it."

"Teach you a way, when you can't help but want to cry, you stand on your head, so that the tears can't flow out, do you (know)?"

"Is it really possible?" Yoyo raised her head gratefully, startled.Zhang Wei didn't know when he was standing on his head, and he was still acting affectionately: "See! I won't lie to you, I didn't say this, it was Hua Zelei who said it. Do you think we are very similar what?"

If you only look at the upside-down posture, but you can't see the face... it does look a bit like it.Guan Gu called Cut angrily, Zhang Wei was still kicking his legs in the air and begging: "Don't stop, director, I finally found the feeling of Huazelei!"

Yifei suggested: "Director, why don't I get a truck over here and just hit him to death."

The leading actor is so "scary", there is really no way to make more romance films, Guan Gu can only switch to martial arts scenes.Compared with Zhang Wei, Yifei is indeed much more reliable. Once she is dressed up in ancient costumes, her heroic appearance complements Yoyo's beauty, and the visual effect is very pleasing to the eye.The development of the play is still the same as before, Yifei and Yoyo fight each other, and Yoyo catches darts every time, but when Yifei makes a spitting attack, Yoyo easily dodges, and then fights back, knocking her down.

As for Zhang Wei, all literary and opera performances are like that, so let's stand aside for martial arts, and take charge of the scene record and beat the board aggrievedly. "Darts of the Dragon Gate", take one, action!

One dart, Yoyo catches it with her mouth, two darts, Yoyo catches it with her mouth, and the darts flying all over the sky, Yoyo still catches it with her mouth calmly.Throwing out a mouth full of darts, Youyou provocatively said: "Use out any other flying props!"

According to the plot, Yifei should fly phlegm to attack at this time, but she coughed hard a few times, but couldn't spit out anything.Are there people in the world who can't spit?And still a pure man like Hu Yifei?Zhang Weixi took the initiative to ask Ying: "Director, I will, let me act instead!"

"Well, if there is really no other way, I can only..." Guan Gu nodded helplessly, Zhang Wei was so excited that he was gearing up, "You can only teach Yifei."

teach?That's all... Zhang Wei is obviously disappointed, but he can be regarded as a coach after all. Have you seen "Titanic"?In the play, Jack taught Rose how to spit, and then they fell in love with each other... This is not the point, anyway, it should not be difficult.Zhang Wei demonstrates the movements: "Look good! First take a strong breath, press down the throat, sink the breath into the dantian, then cough and spit, understand?"

What Yifei spit out was saliva, and the movement was wrong, so Zhang Wei had to do it again.Yifei said he didn't see clearly, and Zhang Wei vomited again.Yifei still shook his head, and Zhang Wei vomited... 20 minutes later, Zhang Wei was still vomiting. I don't know if Yifei really didn't understand it, or he was deliberately punishing him.Yoyo and Guan Gu waited in a daze, really convinced, this guy can vomit for so long, how much has he accumulated in his lungs?

A security guard came over and asked sternly, "Hey! What are you doing? Who allowed you to spit here?"

Zhang Wei explained that this was filming, and Guan Gu and Yoyo also hurried over.

The security guard still had a fierce look: "Do you think I'm an idiot? I saw you 20 minutes ago, and I vomited until now. I have lived for 42 years, and I have never seen such a boring person like you!"

Uncle, you are cruel enough, spitting phlegm for 20 minutes is boring enough, you still watched it for 20 minutes?

In short, under the security order, the ground must be cleaned within 5 minutes, otherwise a mouthful of sputum will be fined 10 yuan according to the regulations of the film and television base.Just vomited... Zhang Wei counted the sputum on the ground and began to tremble.

"Uncle, listen to my explanation...he vomited it, we are not familiar with him." Leaving behind a word, Yifei, Guan Gu and Youyou hurriedly fled, leaving only Zhang Wei, smiling at the security uncle in a flattering manner ,Ha ha ha ha ha.

5
With the encouragement of Zeng Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Meijia, Du Xiaotao's unlimited, undiscriminatory, and unscrupulous billiards play has been improved in seconds, all kinds of inferences, all kinds of Free Style.It was another unlimited stabbing, and the three people cheered in unison.

Du Xiaotao nodded in satisfaction: "Has no one in the world used my movements? I'm an honest person, don't fool me."

Xiao Xianzi waited carefully: "Why, if you don't mind, we plan to name this style of play after you, and it will be famous forever." Boss Du didn't have time to be modest, and Meijia said again: "Or we can call it... ...Let's play Stupid!"

Stupid... Stupid?Mika, you are too ruthless, why don't you just call Bailey to play!But now Boss Du is ready to respond to everything Little Rabbit says, not only boasting that the name is foreign, but also saying that it’s such a happy decision, and this style of play will be called Stupid from now on... "Ha, I didn’t expect billiards to be so fun, I usually play golf, and I can't score three in one afternoon, but today I have scored more than a dozen."

"I really can't find any other explanation besides the extraordinary talent!" Boss Du was in a good mood, and Xiao Xianzi took the opportunity to make connections, "Are you tired? Why don't we take a break for a cigar and talk about sponsorship by the way? ?”

Du Xiaotao patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Zeng, you are so kind to me, can I still trust you? The sponsorship is no problem, you make a price, and I will sign it later!"

Once the advertising sponsorship was finalized, Zeng Xiaoxian had no scruples and went all out, and today he risked his life to accompany the gentleman!

The K hall upstairs stopped, and Du Xiaotao was asking why the background music was gone. The door of the billiard room was suddenly opened, and Da Fei rushed in with a few burly men, sunglasses, coats, and cigarettes. With a fleshy face and a fierce look, the standard configuration of a gangster.

"I said... what's going on today, why is the billiard room so deserted!" Da Fei looked around, raised his head arrogantly and asked, "Who are there, are they deaf? Why didn't anyone answer?!" The younger brother beside him He also squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, and shouted: "Brother Da Fei is asking, where are you from?"

Trouble came, several people dared not speak, Du Xiaotao had never seen such a posture, and asked who they were.Meijia went up to meet him first, planning to play a trick to ease the atmosphere, but when she got nervous, she said, "Sir, are you here to play ball or people?"

"What do you think?!" Da Fei glared at her viciously, causing Mika to back away in fright.

Boss Du told them in a good tone: "Brother, we have reserved the venue."

Da Fei didn't bother to look at him out of the corner of his eyes, shook his feet, and said impatiently: "Hey! I play here every day, and it's the first time I heard that outsiders dare to book my field." The whites of the eyes meet people: "This is Brother Da Fei's habit. Every afternoon, he sings upstairs for an hour, and when he gets tired, he comes down to play golf. You guys dare to book the venue without asking?"

every day?Zeng Xiaoxian thought to himself, no one told me when I made the reservation.When Du Xiaotao heard that he was actually the "accompaniment singer", he took out his wallet and was about to give a tip. Zeng Xiaoxian was so panicked that he held it down and said that he would go to communicate first.

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned dryly and rubbed against him, with a flattering expression on his face: "Brother Big Airplane, we are new here and don't know the rules here, otherwise, even though I have reserved the venue, if you want to play, I will count it on my head. In addition, you can drink and eat as much as you want in the barbecue, how about it?"

He is a big brother anyway, how could he want to take advantage of these small things.But Zeng Xiaoxian and the others were lucky today. The last time Da Fei fought with someone in a noodle restaurant, he was locked up for 15 days and just released. It is said that the day for the fight was not chosen properly.Today Huangli said that conflicts and disputes are not suitable, so under the persuasion of my younger brother, I decided not to argue with them for the time being, and each played his own way.So, he led a group of people to the next table to play.

Seeing them walk away, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long breath.You get what you pay for, what kind of people appear on what occasions, Ziqiao and Meijia finally realized the difference between golf and billiards.

The alarm was lifted, and everyone started to play happily.Under the praise of the three flattering kings, Du Xiaotao is now full of confidence, taking the initiative to challenge all kinds of impossibilities, and thinking about it is what he thinks.Looking at the table full of balls, Boss Du suddenly asked: "There are so many balls, it seems a bit slow to play one by one. Is there any big move for group damage?"

Zi Qiao immediately responded: "Teach you the ultimate mystery of the billiards world - vigorously create miracles!"

Golf has a strong drive, but also billiards?Under Zi Qiao's guidance, Du Xiaotao opened his hands in a V shape and made a strong shot. The white ball jumped up and drew a beautiful arc in the air. It bounced onto Brother Big Fei's forehead. After 0.01 seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that he had caused trouble. In order to avoid vicious conflicts, he decided to do something to control the situation...

Da Fei was furious and shouted: "Who?!"

The four of them whistled with their heads up, doing things that have nothing to do with themselves, Zeng Xiaoxian whispered: "Keep blowing. Don't let them see it." Du Xiaotao reacted and asked: "Hey? Why do you want us to whistle?"

"You have caused trouble!" Zeng Xiaoxian whispered.Du Xiaotao was completely puzzled, didn't the coach make him work hard?Did something wrong?It’s okay to whistle here, the atmosphere is weird, and the interest suddenly drops, saying that maybe I’m too stupid, why don’t I just stop whistling, pick up my things and leave.

"Don't...don't go!" Zi Qiao hurriedly stopped him, trying to think of words, "No, no, no...don't listen to him, your shot just now was a good shot...look, it's all on the green! Ordinary people can Hit the green with just one shot?"

Snooker also has putting greens?Zi Qiao, you are so wise!A shot into one's own hole is an ordinary ball, and a shot that hits the green is called a... birdie!I have never won a Birdie on the golf course in my life, but today I actually completed the first time on the billiard table. Du Xiaotao really did not come in vain. He was immediately full of pride and fighting spirit. He high-fived the little white rabbit sister and was about to go up to make up the shot .

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly held him down, and explained with a smile on his face: "Boss Du, there are rules in billiards, and you can't just go to the green." If you don't make up shots, what about the birdie?We can only rely on Zeng Xiaoxian to communicate again.

Over there, Da Fei was hit on the head by the ball, and he was about to come forward to argue when he dropped the club.The bullying has come to him, let's look for it!The younger brother stopped him and tried to persuade him: "It seems that the other party is not a good person. It's fine if you get into trouble and don't run away. You are still talking and laughing there, and you seem to be very happy. You might as well observe first and then make plans. You know, Impulse is the devil, the last time you got into a fight at a noodle restaurant was because the person on the other side splashed beef juice into your bowl, don’t forget 15 days.”

"I told you not to mention this!" Da Fei yelled violently, pouring out his anger on the younger brother, and slapped him flat on the billiard table.

Zeng Xiaoxian came over with a cup of tea, hehehehe, smiling like a flower: "Brother Dafei, my friend's cerebellum is underdeveloped, his hands and feet are not serious, I'm sorry. It's all a misunderstanding, he golf Get used to it. I'll just take the ball back."

"Take it back? It's a good idea!" Da Fei naturally had a bad look at him, "I play golf and you book the court. I don't care about you, you still pick things up, are you looking for death?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked by his yelling, Da Fei saw his cowardice, and came up with an idea: "Okay, since you want to stand up for that fat man, I'll give you three chances. You guys play golf, right? All right! Whether it's Golf or billiards, is there any rule that allows touching the ball with your hands? How did the ball come over, you can go back! As long as you can hit the ball back, I will not pursue it, but if you can't..."

The flying of the ball just now was purely accidental. It can be encountered but not sought after. It is not easy to "accidentally" return the ball!But seeing Da Fei pinching his fingers, if the ball doesn't fly back, Zeng Xiaoxian might be the one who was surprised.

Ziqiao, Meijia and Du Xiaotao saw that he was dawdling for a long time and did not return, so they also came over.Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to explain that it was a new rule for this group of people to play. If you hit the green, you get one point, but if you can hit the ball back, you can count it three times.When Du Xiaotao heard this, his hands were itchy with excitement, and he even said "I'll come, I'll come".How dare Zeng Xiaoxian let him make a mistake, reasoning that snooker is a team sport, and now it's his turn to play.

"If you tell me to hit you, hit it! Hurry up!" The younger brother urged, "Our big brother Da Fei is famous in the Jianghu for his words. Last time when we fought with someone in a noodle shop, he said he would spare the opponent a hand, but he kept fighting. When the police came, he didn't even step out..." The horse's ass was slapped on the horse's leg, and he was slapped flat by Da Fei.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his posture, held his breath, and hit the ball, but the club didn't even touch the ball.Da Fei proudly reminded him that he still has two chances.Zeng Xiaoxian was so nervous that he was sweating, his hand slipped, and he missed his second shot.

Da Fei became more and more proud, and announced loudly: "This is the last chance. If you fail again, hahahaha..." The younger brother has already got up to close the door of the billiard room.

Success or failure depends on one stroke, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard.

"Wait, Mr. Zeng!" Meijia suddenly shouted, Zeng Xiaoxian thought she had come up with some clever trick, a burst of excitement, who knew she actually suggested, "Would you like to try the Stupid style of play?" Billiards is indeed more exciting than golf too much!Du Xiaotao watched with relish, unaware that the hairs of the other three were about to stand on end.

"Wait! Can I play with another club..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly stopped and took out Du Xiaotao's special gold-plated club. "Just now you only asked me to hit the ball back, and you didn't say what club to use."

Golf clubs?Are you fucking kidding me!Da Fei was furious, and was about to wave his big fist.The younger brother quickly stopped him and reminded: "Brother, you really didn't say what kind of pole you used just now. You have status in the world. I'm afraid they won't accept it and spread your reputation, just like the noodle shop incident last time." ..."

"Still mentioning the noodle shop! I told you to mention, I told you to mention..." Da Fei punched the younger brother to the ground, punching and kicking for a while.

Zeng Xiaoxian gave him a thumbs up: "Brother Dafei, I can see that you are a man who convinces others with virtue, and you are as good as you are, so you don't think you have to care about this little thing with me."

I am short-tempered.OK, you fight!I don't believe you can do it with one shot!Da Fei stared at him covetously, just waiting to see a joke, and, I can't fix you to death!

Zeng Xiaoxian stood on the table, looked around, took three deep breaths, and silently recited the key to hitting the ball: place the ball two inches inside the left foot.The spine is in a neutral state, the arms are naturally drooping, the left shoulder is slightly higher than the right shoulder, the waist drives the whole body to rotate about 30%, the left arm basically keeps a straight line during the upswing and downswing, the elbow should not be bent, focus, and hit Don't hesitate when you hit the ball... Swing the club, the ball flies into the air, over the heads of everyone, and lands on the previous billiard table, eat Sanku, score!

Yes!awesome!With this skill, a hole-in-one, Hole-in-one!Several people cheered happily, and Du Xiaotao couldn't help but lifted Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead and kissed one.

This TM can also ah?Da Fei was so dumbfounded, not to mention that the ball was so wonderful that even his younger brothers cheered and applauded, so he took a breath, turned his face and smiled, and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Good boy, I have a kindness, I Da Fei decided to hand it over to you!" This friend."

Since everyone is so high, why not play together?Everyone stood on the table and picked up the golf clubs in turn. Meijia jumped up excitedly: "Golf! Snooker! You all give me a high!" So, white balls flew all over the field, here is birdie, there It's an eagle ball, and Big Brother even created a plane ball!
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help shaking his head when he watched his carefully designed VIP reception plan turn into such a farce.It was Meijia's turn to hit the ball. Mijia adjusted, adjusted, and finally made a swing. A ball flew over and hit Zeng Xiaoxian on the head, and Xiaoxian fell to the ground.Could it be that this is the legendary Belepide style of play?

6
The venue equipment borrowed by Xiao Hei can only be used for one day. Zhang Weiguang spent almost half a day playing hair shaking, handstand, and spitting. Time waits for no one, and the subsequent scenes naturally become more rushed.

The third one is a spy movie.

Zhang Wei played the wounded general, and Yifei played the spy nurse, but the field doctor played by Yoyo did not collapse after being assassinated by her, but insisted on completing the operation with injuries and saved General Li.

"Battlefield Espionage" take one, action!

"I'm a spy, I can't let you save General Li." Yifei covered Yoyo's face and stabbed him several times.Yoyo falls down and Yifei escapes.As soon as she went out, Yoyo suddenly stood up and swore boldly: "I'm a doctor, even if I'm still alive, even if I'm the only one left, I must finish the operation!" After finishing speaking, she rolled up her sleeves and started the operation.

"Cut!" Guan Gu hastily called to stop.The script sets that the field doctor is bleeding all the time, and he doesn't know when he will die, so he has to show his inner anxiety and anxiety.Not only does Yoyo not have these expressions at all now, but she is simply too bold!
Zhang Wei interrupted: "The acting must be real. Look at me, how real I am lying down. Just now I couldn't feel the communication between the doctor and the patient!" Everyone yelled at him to shut up!Zhang Wei lay down honestly.

But Yoyo can still appreciate a little bit of heroism. As for anxiety and uneasiness, where can I find it temporarily?Listening, watching, and judging, Stanislav's theory of performance is useless at this time.After thinking about it for a long time, he downed eight bottles of mineral water in one breath, walked up to Guan Gu shyly, "Guan Guan, I'm OK, let's start."

Dare to feel anxious and uneasy is the urgency to urinate!Tang's big move was really different.Guan Gu was still hesitating, and Yoyo roared angrily: "Hurry up and start! I can't hold it anymore!"

When the filming started, Yifei covered Yoyo's face, and Yoyo kept wriggling and urging her to hurry up. This is the rhythm of courting death!Yifei was stunned for a moment, then decisively stabbed her with a knife: "I'm sorry, I'm a spy, I can't let you save General Li." After speaking, he left the scene.As soon as she left, Yoyo twisted and stood up, her face was indeed full of anxiety, this feel... I'm so upset!

"I... I'm a doctor. Even if I have... one breath, even if... I'm the only one left, I must finish... the operation!" Youyou was so suffocated that her whole body trembled a little, and her voice trembled , trembling and swinging the scalpel, his legs twisted into twists under the operating table.

Guan Gu praised: "Very good! Keep going! Keep it up!"

After 5 minutes, Yoyo was so anxious that she was sweating, and whispered: "Is it all right? I think it's almost there!" Guan Gu was very pleased with the filming, and asked her to continue, because "this is a long shot"!
Another 5 minutes passed, Yoyo's hands trembled so much that she couldn't even hold the scalpel, she begged, "It's been stitched! It's really done!" But Guan Gu continued to insist, still talking about the drama, the operation It's very complicated, Yoyo has to show firm belief, but also show superb medical skills, both moral and artistic, super touching.

After another 5 minutes, Yoyo almost collapsed, Guan Gu greeted Zhang Wei: "General Li, you can wake up!"

Zhang Wei finally looked forward to the opportunity to perform. He sat up straight, with various expressions on his face, such as excitement, doubt, worry, etc., and the whole expression was mixed, and he shouted sadly: "Where am I! Doctor?" ,what happened to you?"

"Congratulations, you're saved! I... can't hold on any longer." Before finishing speaking, Yoyo rolled her eyes and slid to the ground. The tragic scene of eight bottles of mineral water exploding is really unbearable to look at.The great field doctor urinated at the last moment of his life.

The fourth, science fiction film, the last hope.

There was only a huge green background on the set, but Xiao Hei asked them to finish shooting the characters' movements first, and then composite the background on later. It is said that "Top of the Forbidden City" was shot in this way.

Seeing that Yifei was still dressed casually, Yoyo asked strangely, "Yifei, aren't you playing my opponent?"

Yifei smiled and said, "To play Darth Maul requires such thick paint on the face, I resolutely give up this glorious mission to Zhang Wei." As he said, Zhang Wei, whose face was painted like a monkey's butt, took the He came out with a fluorescent tube, and put on a pose that he thought was super cool and handsome, looking eagerly at the two beauties and begging for likes.

The spaceship is synthetic, and the laser sword is a fluorescent tube. This crew is really shabby.Not enough time, not enough props, everything is kept simple, the plot designed by Guan Gu is that after Yoyo throws down the laser gun, he also takes out a laser sword and fights with Darth Demon.

Looking at the fluorescent tube in his hand, Youyou expressed deep doubts: "Is this thing so brittle that it can be hit? How about I use my bare hands to catch the sword instead. Or how can I show my superb martial arts skills?"

Guan Gu comforted her: "Jedi knights know how to use the 'Force'. It's spiritual power, fighting cattle across mountains. Remember to cooperate with Zhang Wei, OK?" Action!

So Zhang Wei swung his sword to attack, and Yoyo also swung his sword to fight back. The two light tubes waved back and forth, but refused to touch them.Such a scene is too fake, Guan Gu suggested that they fight a little bit.So the two started to fight, but the speed slowed down dozens of times, and the movements were childish enough to alarm the Party Central Committee!It can only be blamed that the light tube is too brittle and unable to perform, Guan Gu had no choice but to direct them to fight with the force.

Youyou put down the sword, closed her eyes and opened her posture, and swiped the mountain with a palm, but Zhang Wei was stunned and did not respond.Yifei winked at the side to signal, Zhang Weicai understood, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.Youyou pushed again, and Zhang Wei was "pushed" several meters on the ground.Zhang Wei got up, and Yoyo pushed again, Zhang Wei jumped and fell to the ground, got up again, and fell to the ground again.My god, Yan Fang's Taijiquan can't match this coordination.

Guan Gu gave orders: "It's ok! Darth Maul can run away, and the Jedi Knights will take advantage of the victory to pursue!"

Zhang Wei fled through the door in a hurry, Youyou picked up the double-headed sword and chased into the door, but the sword got stuck on the door and couldn't get through.Commander Guan Gu, stand up!Yoyo tried it, but was still stuck.Yifei suggested that you can pass diagonally.Yoyo tilted the light tube, but still couldn't get through.Zhang Wei couldn't see it, so he walked out of the door again, pointing the light tube in her hand at the door: "This way, we can get through!"

Hey, why didn't I think of that?Yoyo was overjoyed and smirked.Guan Gu fell backwards.

"Director, are you swollen?" Yoyo and Zhang Wei hurriedly asked, and Yifei explained blankly: "Your force is too strong, he got tricked."

(End of this chapter)