Love Apartment 4
Chapter 11 I am an Inspirational Teacher
Chapter 11 I am an Inspirational Teacher
1
From the first season to the fourth season of "Love Apartment", we fell deeply in love with every character in the play. They are so vivid and seem to be inextricably linked with each of us.We know the characteristics of each character like the back of our hands, so-and-so's height, so-and-so's habits... We know the lines of each character fluently, "I will spray you to death with a sip of salt soda", "I am a good man, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian"... We set the background of each character very well. Zeng Xiaoxian is a radio host; Hu Yifei is a female doctor and university teacher; Lu Zhanbo is a software programmer who has now switched to EIO Earth Guardian; The fake rich lady; Tang Youyou is an actress who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly; Guangu Miracle is a cartoonist who came to China from Japan to seek development; Mika is an assistant in a pet shop; Lu Ziqiao...
Yes, Lu Ziqiao!Only Lu Ziqiao, no one knew what he did from the beginning to the end.Since the first season, we have seen him selling magic pills, supporting some kind of scientific experiment, holding parties every now and then to get some money, and even pretending to be a couple with Mika to cheat the gift money, but we have never seen him Had any serious work.But he lived a leisurely life. He lived in a high-end apartment, haunted bars, parties, and gyms, and dressed like a rich man.So, people began to speculate.Some people say that Ziqiao occasionally speaks Sichuan dialect, and has a young aunt of a similar age. In fact, he is the heir of a large family business in Sichuan, an authentic rich second generation; some people say that he has a rich godfather Some people say that he is nothing more than a liar who wanders around in the flowers, commonly known as a big flicker. Didn't I hear Lisa Rong say that she even paid for the room when they were together?Some people say that he is a gangster at all, tearing down the east wall to make up for the west wall, brothers support a little, little aunts and uncles spend a little time, girlfriends subsidize a little, so he can make do with it...
but!All of the above are just guesses!After a long four seasons of waiting, thanks to the Jade Emperor, the Immortal Bodhisattva, the Virgin Mary of Jesus Christ, and the God of Thunder Ultraman Allah, the director and screenwriter finally showed their kindness and wanted to reveal the identity of Zi Qiao, Dangdangdangdang!
"Please call me—an inspirational teacher."
Zi Qiao announced the news calmly, and all the friends were shocked.Guan Gu's reaction was confused, he had only heard of engineers, accountants, and stylists.What is an inspirational teacher...does it have something to do with lychees?Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction was suspicion. Can words that can't even be typed out in Sogou pinyin be considered a career?Zi Qiao invented it himself, right? !
Ziqiao defended himself: "It is called entrepreneurship because there is no one before. At present, my project has successfully passed the trial stage, and it will be promoted on a large scale soon."
Youyou snorted through her nose: "It's not bad if you don't do evil, and start a business?"
Ziqiao had no choice but to reveal a little more: "Oh, I don't understand if I tell you too much. Let's put it this way, in real life, I am Lu Ziqiao, but on the Internet, I am an envoy to protect women's mental health."
female?psychology?healthy?Seeing the three people still didn’t understand at all, Zi Qiao picked up Zeng Xiaoxian’s pad and searched for videos for everyone. The facts speak louder than words, “I’m in charge of creativity and performance, and Xiao Hei is in charge of filming. Low cost, high return.” The target audience is women !A low-budget movie? "Zi Qiao, don't you want to change careers and become a new generation of action movie superstars?" The more everyone thought about it, the more vulgar they became.
Ziqiao gave them a blank look: "Dirty! This is a professional educational video, do you think it is for entertainment? Download store, 9.99 yuan to download once, supports Alipay. Go!"
Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Ziqiao used his Alipay account to pay the bill to watch his bad movies, and he was the first one to be unhappy, unable to stop him, he said angrily, "Why don't you grab it, even "Love Apartment" is free."
The video starts and everyone pauses the discussion.Blue sky, white clouds, fluttering petals, and the sound of beautiful music, Zi Qiao appeared on the stage, with a handsome face, a chic temperament, and an elegant jasmine flower pinned to a moderately tailored and expensive suit. No matter how you look at it, it is perfect , 360 degrees handsome without dead ends! "Hello, I am your angel——Teacher Xiaobu. From today on, I will face life with you, follow my steps, and Xiaobu will change your world. Next, please choose your The content to be downloaded." With the wind of the palm, an option menu pops up at the bottom of the screen, the strong article, the self-confidence article, and the brave article, each item is still 9.99 yuan.
Pit dad, charge again?Do you think customers are idiots?This time, not only Zeng Xiaoxian felt distressed, but even Guan Gu felt that it was too unreliable.
"Inspiration depends on charisma, and it's all voluntary." Ziqiao smiled slightly, "Well, let me introduce a few successful cases to you, and you will understand..."
Strong
In the lunch area, the fat girl Ada looked at the bowl full of food and was tangled, figure, or food?What a dilemma. Ada took out her phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a strong girl, you can control your desires.Food is the devil, beat it!Remember, angels are with you!You are beautiful!After finishing speaking, Zi Qiao blew a kiss, her sexy and elastic lips were full of temptation. Ada watched obsessively for a while, then suddenly stood up, swept her arms, dumped all the food on the table, took out the dumbbells and started working hard.
Confidence
Office buildings are haunted by white-collar workers. Betty was wearing a long skirt and hurried through the corridor with documents, when two handsome men passed by, obviously looking at her and whispering something.Is today's long hair particularly soft?Or is this dress particularly flattering?Are you interested in me?Or... Interesting? Betty was distracted and fell hard, dropping documents and mobile phone all over the floor, and tearing a big hole in her skirt.Everyone looked at her with sarcasm in their eyes, and Betty was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground.When she was desperate and helpless, she took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a calm girl, and small setbacks will not affect your charm.Confidence is in your heart, and you are in my eyes.Remember, angels are with you!You are still so beautiful!Blowing another kiss, Betty had a shy smile on her face, suddenly gaining confidence.She simply tore off the lower half of her long skirt, turned it into a short skirt temporarily, and walked away with her head held high. The colleagues who were still laughing at her just now were all stunned.
Brave
In the supermarket, a dozen people lined up waiting to check out, and Lily stood in the middle.Suddenly a little hooligan came over, looked at the team, picked Lily, who looked thin, and stood in front of her swaggeringly, and looked back at her with disdain on his face. Lily didn't dare to speak out, she took out her mobile phone aggrievedly, and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a brave girl, you can say "no" to all injustices in the world.Let me give you the strength to stand up for your rights!Remember, angels are with you!Bullying you, it's a beautiful idea!Ziqiao's blown kiss seemed to infuse Lily with infinite divine power. She patted the little rascal on the shoulder, and when he turned his head, she threw an over-the-shoulder kick, and beat the little rascal to his father and mother.The people around were dumbfounded.
Don't say they are stupid, Ziqiao's friends are also stupid.Is Zi Qiao magical?What the hell did he do to these girls?Just a few empty words in the video can make a person reborn?Even a top hypnotist wouldn't have such skill!
Ziqiao introduced confidently: "This is the job of an inspirational teacher. In today's society, women are facing the pressure of life and yearn for more care. In addition to skin care, they also need spiritual comfort. I found this gap, Resolutely stood up to encourage them. A little praise, a little hint, a little temptation, coupled with the perfect interpretation of my handsome face, complete the golden ratio, a few words will have an amazing effect. For a small fee, you get the power of nature."
Yoyo was surprised, "Then why don't I feel it?"
Ziqiao smiled: "Sorry, this video is only valid for single girls under the age of 25."
"You want to say, I'm not a girl?" Youyou got angry, stood up and went to pull Ziqiao's ear, "It's not big or small, I'm your elder, how can I talk?"
"Don't get excited! Look at this paragraph." While hiding, Ziqiao put the pad in front of her, and clicked the video: You are a quiet girl, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good!not good!Remember, angels are with you, show me your beauty...
It was another blown kiss that made people ecstatic, Yoyo suddenly lowered her head shyly, and giggled silly. "Yuyou, what's wrong with you?" Guan Gu anxiously stepped forward to shake Yoyo to wake him up, but no matter what he shouted, Yoyo still looked like a nympho.Guan Gu couldn't help yelling at Zi Qiao: "Hey! What have you done? She is your little aunt."
2
Ah Bing and Abang, the bartenders at the bar, are getting married and send an invitation to Guan Gu.Wasn't it just that one time Guan Gu ran into them making out in the toilet and wished them an early birth?As far as this friendship is concerned, it doesn't even count as half-baked, and you have to issue a fine and send a red bomb?These Chinese concepts of human relations are too strange, Guan Gu is naturally a little upset.
When I went home and showed the invitation to Yoyo, Yoyo immediately became excited and clamored to go too.Guan Gu felt strange, it was not to take red envelopes to give away red envelopes, so why are you so excited?
"The Royal Club on Binjiang Avenue, wow! I heard that many people hold wedding banquets there, and it is said that the feng shui is good, so I have to go and see it." Yoyo, who was desperate to choose a wedding venue, how could she let go of this opportunity.Although only Guan Gu's name was written on the invitation, but there is one more seat, one more gift money, and one more blessing. It is impossible for Ah Bing and Ah Bang to refuse.
Since Yoyo wanted to go so much, Guan Gu had no choice but to discuss with Abang again.As soon as I arrived at the bar, I heard Abang yelling into the phone irritably: "My mother only eats Provence blueberries, not Bohemian blueberries, not to mention strawberries, blackberries, and bayberries! You made a mistake? Listen, if the time comes The cake my mother ate didn't have the blueberries I wanted on it, so you're just going to get moldy in this shabby shop!"
Abang is a single-parent child, or an only child. His mother worked hard to bring him up, and it took him a long time to finally look forward to the day when he got married. grace.So I have to do everything by myself, from the master of ceremonies to the cake, from the wedding venue to the guest list, I am so busy that my nerves have long been stretched to the limit.When he heard that Guan Gu wanted to add another seat, Abang immediately exploded.
"Are you kidding me? The concierge list has just been printed, and all the seats are reserved. Each seat is numbered, and the number is used to draw a lottery. The lottery is related to the game. The game determines the winner or loser, and the win or loss is determined by default. There is a process. Lah. Do you know what I'm most worried about?" Abang said a lot in one breath before he stopped to catch his breath, "That idiot master of ceremonies rehearsed six times to figure out the process, do you want us to do it all over again?"
Hearing what he said was so serious, Guan Gu felt a little embarrassed, and stammered to continue to fight: "Yuyou... just want to give a red envelope, and she can sit on my lap."
Abang waved his hand, but still refused, and said politely: "Oh, it's good to be polite, who is here...I accept it, but my wife has been worrying about these seats and procedures these days, She knows she's going to go crazy, or—next time?"
Say next time before you get married?Sure enough, Abang was too busy to be delirious.There is no way, since I notified too late, I should stop bothering others.
Guan Gu came back after bumping into a wall, the situation here is different for Yoyo.Just now Yoyo met Ah Bing in the elevator, and by the way, she also mentioned that she wanted to go to the wedding, Ah Bing agreed without saying a word.What a big deal to add a seat!Ah Bing also told Yoyo to come, to see her amazing wedding dress, and to take more photos then!
Two couples, two opinions, who should I listen to?It doesn't matter to Guan Gu and Yoyo, as long as they can get soy sauce, but when it comes to Ah Bang and Ah Bing... a war broke out like this!
The bar was closed, and Ah Bing felt sorry for Abang's hard work recently, so he thoughtfully let him go first and clean up by himself.Abang said, for his wife and the family, he did not work hard at all.
The two of them were in love with each other, and the atmosphere was very good, until Ah Bing said: "By the way, there is an extra seat for the banquet. Guan Gu's girlfriend Yoyo is also coming, and I agreed."
Ah Bang pushed Ah Bing away, and asked in disbelief, "What did you... say?"
Ah Bing was so angry that he pushed him, and said dissatisfiedly: "There are only a few seats. Let's rearrange them later."
"Add it if you say it..." Abang's volume instantly increased by 80 decibels, and his speaking speed was N times faster than usual. Do not discuss with me!"
"What are you yelling about, can't you just talk properly?" Ah Bing was angry, and couldn't help venting his bitterness. That day and the other day, do you still remember those things?You were like that at the beginning, and now you are like this again, it's because you men have become faster, do you still have any conscience?
Ah Bang was unconvinced, and said: "Yo ho! Do you think I have no conscience? If you didn't say that you have to do something, what would I do now? I am busy blowing my head all day long, but I have no conscience? Feel your own conscience and ask, have you done anything other than staring at your wedding dress in the past few months of preparing for the wedding? Now it's good, I'll be the bad guy, and you should be a good person!"
"I agreed, what's the matter? I'm married and I can't make the decision?" Ah Bing looked at him coldly, "Turn over the old score, right? Then I will look through it for you too! If you hadn't dragged me there that day Where... Then what, could we be caught by Yoyo's boyfriend? If you didn't say that you sent invitations to others in order to silence them, would there be so much shit? You still have the face to talk about wedding dresses and take a wedding photo , not even an exterior scene, it's a dead end..."
"Am I still picking? You don't even look at it. Your shoes are everywhere in the house. This famous brand and that famous brand. Did you blink when I bought them for you?"
"Isn't it because the house you bought is too small? You can't even fit a pile of shoes! And your mother! Menopause! I have endured her for a long time!"
"It's obvious that you have a strong desire to control, you have to fight for this, and you have to fight for that. My mother didn't agree with it at first, but now you are almost angry with high blood pressure. By the way, I'm ashamed to say that my mother, you don't agree Look at your relatives from the countryside, eating and taking, if you don’t know, you may think that a group of locusts have entered our house!"
……
"I don't want to end this marriage! Just marry your mother!"
"No knot, no knot!"
Abang turned around and walked out. Ah Bing told him to stop. As soon as he turned his head, Ah Bing punched him. Abang felt that his eyes were full of colors, stars shot out, and his head seemed to be split in half.
and then?Then Abang became the current panda eyes; and then, the wedding was cancelled!
"Nani? Just because we want to add a seat?" Hearing this thrilling story, Guan Gu and Youyou were almost petrified. They would rather demolish a temple than demolish a marriage. The sin of the two would be serious. "Ah Bang, I won't come to the wedding, and Guan Gu won't come either, so you can reconcile, okay?"
Abang shook his head, pretending to comfort them casually: "It's a small matter, it's none of your business, who told her to scold my mother. I just found out today that she has so many upsets. It's best not to get married, otherwise I will have to leave." .”
Guan Gu interrupted him, and said seriously: "You can't be angry, isn't your mother always wanting to hug her grandson? What should I do now?"
"For three years, Ah Bing and I have raised our eyebrows, not to mention arguing, and we haven't even blushed once. But in the past three months, I've had enough, and I've seen through it. Okay! Finally someone clicked the lead. Boom! Let's die together, together with our future, my mother's expectation, this is fate! Is it fate? Fate... ah..." Thinking of his old mother at home, Abang became even more sad, and his grief came from his heart, lying on the bar and crying loudly.
3
Ziqiao sold his inspirational video all over the world, and everyone in the iPartment watched it. Zhang Wei was the only one left who couldn't find anyone.According to Zeng Xiaoxian, this person is very down.Zhang Wei represented Haoda Real Estate. One of the properties affected the surrounding schools and residents. Weiwei sued their company as a representative of the weak party. After the first court hearing, Zhang Wei was completely defeated.After learning from the pain, Zhang Wei has been retreating in the study for the past few days, preparing for the next court session.It has been several days, and it is said that I have not even gone to the toilet.
When the two came to Zhang Wei's room, they saw such a scene: legal books, files, and documents were thrown all over the room, here and there under the bed.In the middle of the room is Zhang Wei, who has two huge panda eyes and is in a state of desperation. There is a spittoon sitting under his buttocks, and he is flipping through a book. He hasn't slept in a long time.His hair was messed up like a hornet's nest, and even his favorite SpongeBob pajamas were wrinkled and crumpled, and he hadn't changed for days.
Zhang Yida? Snake?The brothers called out cordially, but he didn't respond at all.Zeng Xiaoxian leaned close to his ear and yelled, "Viagra?!"
Zhang Wei seemed to wake up suddenly from a nightmare, raised his hands high, and said in a sharp voice: "Your Honor, I oppose, oppose, oppose!"
"It's us." Zi Qiao spoke softly, for fear of waking him up from his sleepwalking and causing him to die in front of his eyes.
Zhang Wei was obviously relieved, and his whole body collapsed again.Zeng Xiaoxian patted him and persuaded: "Don't fight so hard, the case belongs to others, but your own life." Zhang Wei smiled sadly: "This small, small, small scene can't scare me. I will definitely be able to reverse it. Turning... defeat into victory!"
Ziqiao imitated him: "Lawyer Zhang, what are you talking about, what's wrong?"
"Very, very good, I, I have found the right one, the opponent has a loophole, down, down, next time the court is held, I, I, I will definitely win." Zhang Wei clenched his fists weakly to express his opinion. "If you win, you win. Why are you stuttering?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?" Xiaoxian and Ziqiao nodded together.
Zhang Wei was so nervous that his mouth trembled, and he stammered more and more: "Oops, oops, oops!"
Ziqiao asked: "Could it be that I haven't talked to anyone for a few days, forgot, forgot how to speak?"
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "Don't imitate him." How can you build your own happiness on the pain of others?Loss is loss, the principle is still necessary!
Zi Qiao said innocently: "I was taken, taken by him."
Zhang Wei said angrily: "You let it go... ah, let it go... ah, let it go..." He was about to die, he couldn't even fart, it must be really serious. "Relax... don't worry! Talk about it later, maybe it will be all right." Zhang Wei's eyebrows, eyes and nose were all wrinkled in one place, and he managed to hold back the second half of the sentence, and laughed happily.
The professional level is already tragic, no matter how tragic the words are, this lawsuit is the quadratic tragedy.Zhang Wei shook his head vigorously, comforting himself, I'm fine, I must be dreaming!If you are really dreaming, wouldn't you wake up with a pinch?Zeng Xiaoxian pinched him hard, and Zhang Wei immediately yelled: "Ah, ah, ah, ah yo wow."
Stuttering even when crying out in pain?Zhang Wei said "Hi, Hi, Hi" several times in a panic, and finally came up with a sentence: "Help me!"
Brother is in trouble, how can we sit idly by!Zeng Xiaoxian immediately took Zhang Wei to see a doctor, and the diagnosis was tragic. The doctor said that the language system was confused due to nervous tension.Unless the psychological fear is overcome, it will not get better in the short term.There is going to be a second court session soon, can a lawyer who cannot speak still be used?
After returning from the hospital, Zhang Wei was in a low mood and kept refusing to speak. When he was almost at the apartment, he said that he was going to the supermarket to buy something.Zeng Xiaoxian kindly wanted to go with him, but Zhang Wei suddenly broke out, saying that he just had a language barrier, and he was not disabled or paralyzed. Do he need someone to accompany him to the supermarket?Of course, it turned out afterwards that Zeng Xiaoxian's worries were not superfluous.
Zhang Wei picked up a bunch of things in the supermarket and squeezed listlessly among a group of people waiting to pay the bill.Finally it was his turn, the clerk was about to swipe the barcode when he suddenly remembered something and said, "Wait, I'm going to call... call... call..."
"Robbery?" The clerk turned pale with shock.
"Discount!" Holding back two words angrily, Zhang Wei gave the clerk a blank look.People asked again: "Do you have a membership card? You can draw a lottery if you buy Lux shower gel, and you can also apply for the card number."
"Okay! Hit...hit, hit..." Why did it start to hit again?Zhang Wei calmed down, and finally reported the first few words of the card number: "Dabuliu——WTF1213...3...3..."
How many three?One, 1213... 3... 3... Lily who was waiting in line at the back got impatient. She looked at her watch and urged him to hurry up, because she was in a hurry.
"3...3..." Zhang Wei looked back at Lily, and finally squeezed out the last number: "38!"
Lily thought he was swearing, took out her phone, and clicked on Zi Qiao's inspirational video.After reading it, his courage doubled, he pulled Zhang Wei's shoulder, left uppercut, right uppercut...the heavy rain of punches landed on Zhang Wei's chest and face, until he was completely unrecognizable.
Zhang Wei is really hopeless, in this state, not to mention going to court to fight a lawsuit, he can't take care of himself for the whole life!
Looking at Zhang Wei's face covered with Band-Aids, Zi Qiao held back her smile after holding back for a long time, and said to him seriously: "The doctor can't help you, maybe I can. Many women also have the same situation as you."
Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Female... female?"
Ziqiao continued to sell: "Don't pay attention to these details. The principle is the same, fear, nervousness, you need psychological intervention. Psychology also has subdivisions. The psychologist you see does not match your current situation, so it has no effect. You It needs the intervention of the Encouragement Division."
Zhang Wei stuttered, but his brain was still stuttering: "Inspirational... Ke? From, I've never heard of it. And...you... fooled me, right?"
"Just 9.99 yuan, try this video therapy." Zi Qiao patted him on the shoulder with concern, "Anyway, you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of boiling water. Oh, no, I mean that a dead horse is treated as a live horse doctor, Try the fear articles, apprehension articles and anxiety articles I recently produced. As the first trial customer, no refund will be valid.”
Zhang Wei took the pad suspiciously, can angels really be with you?
4
After thinking about it, Meijia felt that Xiaofeng should be awakened, because she was not suitable for him.After all, Xiaofeng is a nice person, and it is better to disillusion him earlier than to be sad at the end when his hopes grow bigger and bigger.But how should I speak?Sitting in the restaurant, Meijia was still thinking about it, and absent-mindedly ate the kimchi on the table.
"Do you know? Kimchi is carcinogenic." Xiaofeng reminded her with concern, "Why do the male and female protagonists in Korean dramas get terminally ill? It's because they eat kimchi every day."
"Yes." Meijia nodded, looked at Xiaofeng, and swallowed a big mouthful of kimchi.Xiaofeng looked back at her, still with a gentle expression on his face: "Others still say it's dog blood, but in fact, it's kimchi."
Meijia laughed, picked up another pickle with chopsticks like a demonstration, and chewed it for him bite by bite.
Seeing that she couldn't persuade her, Xiaofeng had to find another topic, saying that there are several new Korean dramas that have been released recently. Although the plot is a bit old-fashioned, the picture is still good, and I recommend it to Meijia.
Meijia put on an old-fashioned look: "Xiaofeng, I've always wanted to tell you that I'm past the age of watching Korean dramas. When I was your age, I didn't even know what Korean dramas were."
Xiaofeng smiled: "Why? Aren't we about the same age?"
"Because...the [-]th parallel line hasn't been drawn yet." Meijia was obviously playing a rogue, Xiaofeng's smile deepened, he stared at her, and asked like coaxing a child: "Then you're like me?" Big time', what to watch?"
Japanese drama! "Tokyo Love Story," and "The Witch's Condition."A generation gap is a generation gap. Meijia spoke excitedly, but Xiaofeng was confused. What is "The Witch's Condition"?Is it a prequel to The Devil's Stepmother?
""The Witch's Condition" is a lecturer-student relationship. Matsushima Nanako fell in love with Takizawa Hideaki, who is much younger than her..." Mika stopped thinking about it, and changed the subject awkwardly, "Pretend I never said it."
Fortunately, Xiaofeng didn't pay attention, and only asked Nanako Matsushima's name, saying that he went back to Youku to make up lessons.Meijia began to rely on the old to sell the old again: "When I was young, let alone Youku, jeans were not popular yet. In those days, you still had to insert a card to play games, the Little Tigers were still together, and salt soda was still sold. Ge You It still has hair, have you seen it?"
Is this too early?What does Mika want to convey?Xiaofeng was overheard.Meijia touched Xiaofeng's hair like a big sister, and said to him lovingly: "Looking at you children, I can't help but feel a sense of vicissitudes in my heart. Don't be surprised. It turns out that my mother has been debuting for so long! Alas, Some things can’t be returned, and some things can’t be asked for. You understand.”
Anyway, the story has already reached this point, whether Xiaofeng can understand it or not depends on his luck.So, on the day of the prom, Meijia did not go to the appointment as a matter of course, and made Xiaofeng wait for a whole night in vain.
Who knew that Xiaofeng thought that Mika had said so much, just wanted to say that she had a nostalgic complex, and tried her best to find those antiques she mentioned, such as Little Tigers CDs, game cards, salt soda, etc. A big bag was brought in front of her like a treasure offering to ask for credit.
Meijia couldn't hide it, so she had to tell him, "You're making a mistake... I know you have feelings for me, but I'm really not suitable for you."
Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Hehe, you think too much. Actually, I want to tell you that I met a girl at the prom last night. Her name is Xiaozhao, from the Department of Chinese. She doesn't have a partner either. , after the dance, we went to buy snacks together. The boss asked her what she wanted, and she said: "Lonely", but unfortunately "Lonely" was sold out, leaving only "empty". I asked "happy and happy" Is there any? Xiaozhao said she doesn’t want parallel imports. Finally, I asked ‘confidant’ if they sell it? The boss said, ‘Yiyuan’, but I didn’t bring any money, and she happened to have it, so we called. This is a kind of artistic conception , It's the heart and the heart matching the code!"
This is the love view of the new and new human beings?What are you talking about?Can't understand a word.You win, the earth is yours, we are all Ultraman!But it is a good thing for Xiaofeng to find the person he likes, and finally relieved the current embarrassment. Meijia is sincerely happy for him, with an expression of "you have grown up, my mother is very pleased".
Xiaofeng said seriously: "Meijia, I have nothing else to do but to struggle. But I really want to fall in love once I have time. Some things cannot be forced, so I decided to move forward. Don't avoid me anymore, right?"
With no baggage and no scheming, Meijia immediately jumped up like a child: "Of course, we are still friends."
Xiaofeng suppressed a smile, and handed the bag of antiques to her: "As a friend, can you accept my gift?"
Meijia was still a little apprehensive, and asked, "Does your girlfriend have any objections?"
"Don't worry, she's younger than me, so she doesn't know what it is. Try it and see if it tastes right?" Xiaofeng graciously opened the bottle of salt soda for Meijia, and Meijia took a sip, as if she had returned to her childhood, dancing and dancing The ground is about to turn over.
So, in the name of "friend", Meijia dated Xiaofeng again.However, it was supposed to be a three-person date, but Xiaozhao always broke the appointment for one reason or another, and in the end it was always just the two of them.There are often traffic jams on the Avenue of Happiness, because there are too many people rushing, but why is it Xiaozhao who gets stuck every time?Mika, can't you think about it with your brain?
Every time Xiaofeng scrambled to pay the bill, Meijia felt a little sorry and asked Xiaofeng and Xiaozhao to eat Thai food together.Xiaofeng heard that Meijia likes to eat Thai food, and said that a client just happened to invite him to a meeting, so why don't the three of them go to Thailand for a free meal.
Shemale!Feast!Thailand!Meijia is naturally very excited, but the three of them go together, isn't she a light bulb?
Xiaofeng reassured her: "You are my wingman. Xiaozhao and I will go alone, and I am afraid that she will disagree. Besides, when I have a meeting, you can help me play around with Xiaozhao. Just think of it as doing me a favor, giving her a surprise, and leaving on the weekend!"
Well, then help again!In the name of a friend!Mika happily agreed.
5
Blessing is too much and it will collapse. In order to make up for their own mistakes, Yoyo and Guan Gu talked dryly, and their tongues cramped, and they finally persuaded Ah Bang and Ah Bing to get back together.Back at the apartment, the two rushed to drink a large bottle of water, and then began to stick out their tongues and pant.
"How did I know that this would be the last straw that breaks the mule's head." Speaking of the pair, Yoyo still had an innocent face.Guan Gu reminded her that it should be a camel. "Whatever it is, these animals are weak anyway."
Guan Gu's focus is different. Judging from today's events, before getting married, one of the couple will always go crazy first, and then drive the other crazy. Compared with Ah Bang, Yoyo is already crazy, at most it is endless Just look at the venue.Always talk about Fengshui Fengshui, why not go to Forest Park to get married?There is wind, water, and squirrels in that place, so emotional!It's just complicating something simple.
Youyou was not happy at first, but she became even more unhappy when she heard his words, and complained: "You are too heartless, I run around every day, shopping around, the feng shui here is not good, the price here is too high, here There are too many people whose schedules are scheduled until 2018, do you know all this? You can only write and draw at home, so you have the nerve to talk about me."
Guan Gu has always believed that he is responsible, and has been working hard for this future small family. He works hard every day and also has a part-time job. Yoyo can't see it, saying that he can only write and draw?
Youyou doesn't like to hear these words even more: "Only if you work hard, haven't I tried hard? In order to maintain your self-esteem, and for your great comic career, I have never done anything in life, big or small, trivial things. I don't want to bother you. There are only a few good Sichuan restaurants in the city. You have to decide on the menu, choose the chef, try the dishes, what kind of wine to use, how to fold the napkins, and what color to use for the tablecloths. Everything has to be considered , I have to negotiate with the restaurant for a discount. You will know how to make sarcastic remarks when I come back from work all day long, so you can book the banquet!"
Guan Gu frowned: "If you want to blame, you can only blame you for having too much taste. Why do people insist on accommodating you to eat Sichuan food? Do you know why I have to add a lot of rice every time I eat Sichuan food? It's not because of Sichuan food. It's very delicious, but I can't stand the spicy food, so I can only relieve it by eating."
Youyou also pouted: "I am from Sichuan, you are from Japan, I like spicy food, you like raw food, our habits are different? But since two people are together, we have to compromise with each other ,Do you understand?"
Guan Gu muttered in a low voice: "I won't compromise, will I endure until now?" Hearing this, Youyou stood up, and she was so wronged that tears were about to fall: "Then just don't bear it, who forced you!"
Zi Qiao came in from the outside and saw that these two people who usually wanted to be together every second and every second, who were always showing off their sweetness and affection, were arguing. Surprised, she forgot what she was going to do when she came in.
According to the development of the matter, the next sentence Yoyo was going to greet Guan Gu's mother, and then Guan Gu got angry and fought back, and said something harsh, but Yoyo refused to accept it, said something even harsher, and was still not relieved after speaking, so she waved and hit Guan Gu... ...Wait, why is this plot so familiar?
"Could it be that we are the same as Ah Bing and Abang?" Guan Gu suddenly came to his senses.
Youyou also nodded thoughtfully: "So this is the last straw that crushes the yak." Just now it was a mule, but now it has become a yak. Anyhow, as long as it is an animal, it may be crushed by the last straw.
They came to their senses, and Ziqiao also remembered the purpose of her trip: "You guys are typical symptoms of pre-marital anxiety, and you need the intervention of an inspirational teacher. I just finished filming the second trilogy - do you want to try it? "
It's that trick of tricking a little girl again!Guan Gu still has lingering fears about Yoyo's reaction last time, how could he be willing to fall for his tricks again.Ke Ziqiao said that his clients are no longer limited to women, and he took them to meet his newly expanded user——Zhang Wei.
In the suite next door, Zhang Wei, whose face was covered with patches, was sobbing and staring at the pad.The picture unfolds, and Ziqiao in the video is warm and beautiful: don’t be afraid, failure is just a cloud in your heart.Overcome fear.You are a strong girl!Shout out and unleash your inner wildness.remember!Angels are with you!You are beautiful.Changing the soup without changing the medicine, Zhang Wei actually laughed out loud, it really works better than Zhang Wuben's mung bean soup!
Seeing Zhang Weina's reaction, Guan Gu and Yoyo's goosebumps fell all over the floor, how dare they try Ziqiao's trick, they should figure out their own way.After thinking about it for several days, they all came up with a good way to reduce their burden, that is, find a reliable and nosy person to outsource the wedding!What a tacit understanding!
It's a pity that the connection is only a little bit, the ideas are unified, but the people who implement the ideas are different. Guan Gu found Zeng Xiaoxian, and Youyou found Hu Yifei.There still seems to be some disagreement among the people.
"How about just pretending that we gave the wedding package to the two of them?" Yoyo suggested.But the cold war between Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei is not over yet, let the two of them cooperate, isn't it afraid that there will be two weddings at that time? "Unless...we persuade them to reconcile, just like persuading Ah Bang and Ah Bing to go back."
Guan Gu curled his lips, expressing his hopelessness: "They? Reconcile? Unless you meet a monster."
Just as he was talking, Zhang Wei came out of the toilet with a bath towel around his chest, a towel on his head, a cucumber on his face, and a bottle of shower gel with his orchid fingers, and greeted them in a coquettish voice: "Hi, borrow it Sister Youyou's shampoo washes your hair."
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, and the monsters appeared automatically. Could it be that Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian really had a turning point?
6
In the few days after losing the lawsuit, Zhang Wei almost finished his three-year nightmare. As soon as he closed his eyes, he dreamed that he was at a loss for words in front of Weiwei, and was pointed at and laughed at by his colleagues.It's strange to say that after watching Zi Qiao's inspirational video that day, he actually stopped having nightmares after falling asleep. He slept peacefully until dawn and woke up feeling refreshed.After taking a bath and applying a mask, the whole person's condition has recovered, the confidence has returned, and the lips are slipping.In addition to being excited, of course, I will continue to study the case of the Haoda Group, and strive to win the second trial, so that Weiwei can look at her with admiration!
If he wants to concentrate here, Mika will distract him.Ever since she made an appointment with Xiaofeng and Xiaozhao to go to Thailand for fun, Meijia's whole mind has been devoted to ladyboys and feasts, and she is extremely excited.It doesn't matter if she jokes about herself, but when she is noisy and dancing in the room, Attorney Zhang has an opinion. He closed the file in his hand and frowned and said to her: "Girls, don't be so surprised. Okay? It scares me."
Meijia was in a good mood, so she didn't care what he said, she approached him with a smile, and looked at him curiously: "Zhang Wei, are you all right? Didn't you stutter yesterday?"
Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Thanks to Ziqiao's inspirational video, I watched it all night and everything was fine when I woke up."
Meijia wrinkled her nose and sniffed: "I mean, why do you have a demonic aura about you? Look at his stuff, aren't you afraid of having nightmares?"
Zhang Wei still smiled, as if blaming Mika for being ignorant: "No way! I really know how to tell jokes. Last night I only dreamed of an iceberg and an angel flying in front of my eyes, flying." Pick up the orchid finger.Meijia stared at him with wide eyes, and Zhang Wei quickly pressed his finger down.
Seeing that he stopped stuttering, Meijia also found it miraculous, but she didn’t believe that Ziqiao could be so capable, so she persuaded Zhang Wei: “Listen to Ziqiao fooling around there, do you really think he is an angel? You just lack sleep , don’t scare yourself.”
Zhang Wei pursed his lips and smiled: "I understand, beauty comes from sleeping."
beauty?Mika sniffed her nose hard again, her evil spirit became more and more serious!
"Confidence! It's self-confidence!" Zhang Wei changed his words, his confident fingers turned into an orchid shape again, when he pressed it, he raised it again, and when he pressed it again, he still raised it, so he had to hide his hands behind his back.
Someone knocked on the door outside the house, Meijia went over, and saw that it was a courier, Jumei Youpin.I just ordered it half an hour ago, so it arrived too fast, right?Meijia flipped through the delivery slip and said to herself: "No, I never ordered glacier water."
"My, my, my." Zhang Wei rushed out from the back room, changed into a bath towel at some point, and was still wiping his hair.I haven't seen you for a few minutes, why did you take a shower, are you alright?Seeing Meijia keep looking at him, Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly, and explained: "Recently, I've got acne due to irregular work and rest, so it's not enough to take care of it. It is said that this glacier water is very effective, do you want to try it too?"
It was only then that Meijia discovered that Zhang Wei was no longer a monster, but a mother!Seeing him spraying glacier water all over his face and body, Mika shivered, shook her head and refused: "I just bought sunscreen, I'm not as particular as you."
Zhang Wei patted the skin quickly and lightly with his fingertips, and asked casually, "Is it very tan now? Should I also apply some?"
Meijia rolled his eyes at him: "Go, I'm here for a trip to Thailand."
to Thailand?When Meijia said that she was going to travel to Thailand with Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng's girlfriend Xiaozhao, Zhang Wei stopped the rhythm of maintenance, tilted his head and thought about it, what kind of configuration is this?Don't the three feel strange?Since he started to gossip, he simply dropped the bottles and cans in his hands, and moved to Mijia's side mysteriously, "Hey, you know his girlfriend very well?"
"Xiaozhao? I'm not familiar with it. I've heard Xiaofeng say it many times, but I haven't seen it before."
"This woman is really strange." Zhang Wei curled his lips, crossed his legs, and licked melon seeds while happily analyzing to Mika, "Isn't it weird to travel with my boyfriend and bring a light bulb? Let me ask you, if you Your boyfriend always tells you that he has an ordinary friend of the opposite sex. How would you choose? A. Check the other person's background and whether he is a threat at the first time; B. Avoid it."
"Definitely choose A." Mika replied without thinking.
"By the way, this is the normal conditioned reflex of us women." Us?Mika's eyes widened again.Zhang Wei himself was taken aback, waved his hands, and smiled silly: "I hate it, don't care about these details."
Meijia said that she really wanted to meet this Xiaozhao, but she missed it for one reason or another every time, and Xiaofeng always said that next time, probably because young people like to play mystery now, so she didn't care too much.
"Hey! I understand!" Zhang Wei suddenly yelled, leaning close to Meijia's ear to whisper to her.Meijia hid a few times but didn't dodge, so she had to let him go with a look of disgust.But Zhang Wei actually said that Xiao Zhao didn't exist at all!The reason why Xiaofeng lied to Mika that she has a girl she likes is to let her relax her vigilance, and then she can continue to date. After a long time, Mika will naturally be unable to refuse him.
"How is it possible? Do you have evidence?" Meijia actually had a similar guess in her heart, and when Zhang Wei said it at this time, it seemed that she herself was lying, and was exposed for a while, and her face was red with anxiety. "Come on! You must have used this kind of bad tricks to pick up girls before, Xiaofeng can't."
"Go! These are all tricks of those stinky men, how can I use them?" Zhang Wei cast a charming wink, raised his little finger, sniffed it under his nose, frowned and said, "Oh, I stink again , go take a bath again."
Although Zhang Wei had turned into a monster, what he said still made some sense. Meijia's heart was pounding, and her desire to go to Thailand was not so excited.The longer the days passed, the more suspicious Xiaofeng's explanations became. Xiaozhao, is it really just an excuse?
On the day of departure on the weekend, Xiaofeng came to pick her up and said that Xiaozhao's classmate passed away, so she couldn't go.
Meijia asked with concern: "Where is she? Let's go and see her."
Xiaofeng said unnaturally: "No, because Xiaozhao...was...isolated in the hospital. She was too sad at the memorial service and got hepatitis B, so she was isolated."
Meijia reacts slowly, but she is not a fool yet, this reason is too nonsense!
Xiaofeng quickly changed the subject and told her: "The airline upgraded us to first class, isn't Gao happy? How about we celebrate first?"
"Really! I've never sat down before." Meijia was excited for a few seconds, stared at Xiaofeng with a downcast face, and asked seriously, "Don't change the subject, your girlfriend got hepatitis B, and your classmate died. Upgrade to celebrate? To be honest, does this Xiaozhao not exist? You are still interested in me, Xiaozhao is just an excuse, right?"
"The airline doesn't know." Xiaofeng muttered in a low voice, seeing that he couldn't make it up anymore, he had to admit, "OK, I still like you, Xiaozhao is a fiction...I just hope you don't reject me thousands of miles away Besides, you can just treat it as my wishful thinking."
Xiaofeng looked at Meijia eagerly, and Meijia had no choice but to look away, so as not to soften her heart: "I know you are willing, but I don't want to be the one who hurt you. I can't accompany you to Thailand."
"Then Cambodia is fine..."
Meijia bit her lip and said cruelly: "We'd better not meet each other, I'm sorry."
I wanted to be in love for a long time, but now I don't even have to be friends, Xiaofeng couldn't help but stared at Meijia with infinite love in his eyes, but he only squeezed out a smile and said goodbye gently: "Understood, then I'm leaving, Mika."
"Call me Teacher Chen." Meijia glanced at him, met his fiery eyes, quickly lowered her head, and said softly, "Calm down, your heart is beating so fast."
"Goodbye." Xiaofeng turned around suddenly, hugged Meijia gently, and finally made up his mind to leave. "Plop, plop, plop..." Xiaofeng had already left, but the sound of her heartbeat was still there, and it was only then that Meijia realized that the person who was tempted was actually herself!
7
In order to successfully implement the wedding outsourcing plan, the two outsourcers Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei must first be persuaded.But before Guan Gu and Yoyo could make a move, they were already on fire. According to eyewitnesses A Bing and A Bang, that posture, the point of a needle against the wheat, bandits meeting hooligans, is simply incompatible!
Half an hour ago, Hu Yifei was flipping through magazines in the bar, but Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in, pointed at her and started yelling, saying that she asked Ziqiao to preside over Guan Gu's wedding. However, Zeng Xiaoxian was in charge of the wedding and told Hu Yifei not to get involved.But Hu Yifei said that Yoyo was looking for her.Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it, he insisted that Yifei was acting as a hindrance, uniting the two of them to have enough food and play with others.This is how the quarrel began.
For Zeng Xiaoxian's slander, Hu Yifei didn't care at all, just snorted from under her nose, and said contemptuously: "Am I free? Do you need to marry someone to play with you? Of course, such a big event as marriage needs to find a reliable person." The person in charge is responsible, is your character reliable?"
It's a matter of character, Zeng Xiaoxian of course argues: "What's wrong with my character? As the vice chairman of the neighborhood committee in this district, whoever has something to do with us, or even the whole building, isn't I helping, I'm running errands What's more, I'm their best friend, marriage is such a big deal, who else can you invite if you don't invite me?"
When it came to helping, Yifei became angry: "I'm so embarrassed to say help, I think you are not helping, right? You have to get involved in other people's affairs, and you don't first ask if they are happy. I will tell you The account has not been settled yet, so it depends on the occasion."
Zeng Xiaoxian naturally knew that she meant something, and he felt guilty about the blind date training class, and his voice immediately became softer: "One size counts for one size, don't avenge the boss! Look at you, regardless of the occasion." The location, opening and closing your mouth is an offense, and my patience is limited!"
Fei Fei immediately stood up from the sofa and stared at him: "You have 100 dissatisfied people coming to me, no one is stopping you." The people around came to watch the fun, Ah Bing and Ah Bang Pull them away for fear of fighting.
"How dare I be dissatisfied! Do I dare? You are like the king of the mountain. Messing you is not the same as committing suicide. It's still a decision. There is no chance of hesitation. But don't forget, I am a man. There is a limit to my patience!"
"You still put up with me? I've been putting up with you! From seven years ago to now, you've been against me in everything. Do you want to calculate from the beginning? What did you do that day, that day, and that day, what did you do? Forgot?!"
"Who knows what day, what day, and what day are you talking about? I keep all the trivial things in my heart, and I will dig them out when I have nothing to do. No matter how good-tempered I am, my patience is limited!"
"Do you want to admit it, don't you? I won't talk about that day, that day, and those shitty things that day. You still remember the most recent thing? Those bad tricks, and that PPT, the trafficker's privacy, I Have you gotten to that level of acquaintance? Can a normal person do that kind of thing?" Thinking of his hatred, Yifei grabbed the cup beside him and threw it at him.
Zeng Xiaoxian jumped and dodged, moving here and there and still not forgetting to return his words: "A gentleman speaks but doesn't move! Don't do it, do you hear me? This is a public place, don't do it! My patience has a limit!"
Yifei continued to throw, throwing everything at hand at him, and scolded angrily: "Bitch, don't you have any other words! Gentleman! It depends on who it is for! For you , bitch Zeng! I have to do it, I'll hit you, I'll hit you, what's wrong, what's wrong?"
"My patience has a limit... oh... help!"
"The surname Zeng! If I don't punish you today, my surname will not be Hu!"
……
It's really evil, have you been guilty of tongue-in-cheek lately?Why are everyone so angry and quarreling every now and then?But this time there is no need for Yoyo and Guan Gu to go out, Ah Bing and Ah Bang, who have just had personal experience, took the initiative to persuade the fight.Ah Bang accompanied Zeng Xiaoxian, Ah Bing guarded Hu Yifei, and both sides persuaded at the same time.
Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he only had one sentence: "My patience has a limit." Abang advised him: "Okay, men, let women go."
Yifei over there interfaced: "This guy is not a man at all." Ah Bing patted her on the shoulder understandingly: "Don't be angry, the quarrel is all about emotions, and the problem can be solved by calming down."
"Come on, I don't have any emotions after seeing her." Zeng Xiaoxian snorted here, and Abang quickly covered him, and said quietly: "A few days ago, my wife and I almost fell out. Special period Well, everyone is stressed."
Yifei stared: "What is a special period? Being cheap is the normal state of this guy." Ah Bing followed with a sigh: "My husband is the same, and it will pass by opening and closing eyes. Let's live."
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately poked his neck back and replied: "Life, is this a human life? If anyone marries her, she will drive him crazy." Abant smiled understandingly, grabbed his shoulders, and spoke earnestly. Said: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
"Whoever wants to play will play! I have nothing to do with him." Yifei rolled his eyes in this direction.Ah Bing looked at the pair of enemies, and also laughed, with the tone of someone who has been here: "Don't be angry, didn't you two quarrel because of the wedding? It's exactly the same as me and Ah Bang."
"Wait a minute, this is not our wedding." Zeng Xiaoxian finally came to his senses, and Hu Yifei over there also stood on the same side with him, and the two said in unison: "We are really not... You made a mistake! If you don't believe me, you can ask TA!"
Isn't your wedding need to be so exciting?Stop pretending!They even talked so tacitly, no matter how you look at it, they should be a couple.Ah Bing and Abang didn't believe anything.
"It's really not. You have to say something to believe it. You!" The two people opened their mouths with the same words, the same speed of speech, and the same expression. They were so angry that they looked at each other fiercely and shouted: "Shut up!" Mouth!...Damn it!"
Ah Bing and Abang looked at the two of them, nodded and smiled, they could be so synchronized in any quarrel, they could be at the level of soul mates, at least seven generations of grieving couples.Everyone understands.
Once interrupted by them, I forgot why I quarreled just now.Zeng Xiaoxian anxiously explained to them: "Don't talk nonsense outside, we are really not boyfriend and girlfriend." Yifei also had no choice but to say: "You won, can't we stop arguing?"
Look!Fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed!Ah Bing and Abang laughed even more ambiguously.It really cost my life!It is said that explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth, it is useless to talk too much, and it is not suitable to stay for a long time in a place of right and wrong, so Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei had to run away separately.
8
Inexplicably, they had a big fight and were misunderstood. In the final analysis, the culprits were still Yoyo and Guan Gu!The indignant Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian rarely joined hands to settle accounts with the couple.After looking around, the two are actually washing their feet? !Well, I threw a lot of things to others, and I am here to enjoy myself!It is tolerable, what is unbearable!
"Listen to my explanation. Originally, we wanted to issue a foot washing card to compensate you, but we found that they have a promotion today. Half price! Buy one foot and get another free, so let's try it first." Yoyo and Guan Gu are busy He spoke, but there was not much apology on his face, "This is called a special effect foot bath. It is said that it can reduce stress and relieve stress. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
Want to corrupt the masses?Stop it!
A few minutes later, the four of them lay side by side on the sofa and washed their feet... Yifei was so comfortable that she didn't even want to open her eyes, and sighed lightly: "It's really, it seems that the world has suddenly become peaceful."
Guan Gu asked: "Do you feel very happy?" Zeng Xiaoxian replied with a confused smile: "My surname is not Hu, my surname is Zeng..."
It seems that the two have finally reached a truce, or more precisely, a temporary truce.But there is one thing that Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei have reached an unprecedented agreement on: "The outsourcing is over! Do your own wedding!"
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, just in time when Yoyo's phone rang, and it was Meijia who answered it: "Yoyo, I have something to tell you, please don't say it - if I say I called Xiaofeng, you will despise me ?"
Before Yoyo could speak, the three people beside her had already started booing, congratulating the hands-free: "What? You're calling! Congratulations, Meijia."
Everyone was actually there... Meijia didn't have time to be shy, she briefly explained what happened, and asked everyone's opinions: "I found out that it seemed a little late, and I only felt it after I rejected him. Do you think I should catch up with him?" to the airport?"
Yifei and Yoyo rushed to answer: "According to the routine of idol dramas, of course we should chase after them. As I said earlier, it's not easy to find a boyfriend with the face of a Tang monk, the figure of Wukong, and the temper of a sand monk these days. You must not miss it." !"
Therefore, Meijia decided to come to find Yoyo first, and then chase Xiaofeng with Yoyo.But as soon as she came over, she immediately joined the foot-washing army, lying on the sofa with her eyes closed and sighing: "Ah! It's so cool!"
Yifei laughed at her: "When you finish washing, everyone will be in Bangkok."
Meijia hummed indifferently: "What's the rush, I suddenly don't feel nervous."
By such a coincidence, Zi Qiao also passed by outside, and there was another strong general in the foot-washing army!Because the proprietress here is a client of his inspirational teacher, as a VIP treatment, Zi Qiao's foot washing bucket is twice as big as other people's!
Meijia gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "How dare you talk about the inspirational teacher?! Zhang Wei is chasing you everywhere, maybe he is on the road with a knife."
It turned out that Zhang Wei saw the inspirational video made by Zi Qiao, and the problem of stuttering was cured, but he turned into a sissy from the beginning to the end.Today the case of the Haoda Group was in court for the second time, and he was completely ashamed in front of Weiwei.
Zi Qiao opened her mouth wide in horror: "Catch me? But I just posted a location on Weibo."
Ten minutes later, Ziqiao was still washing her feet, with an indifferent expression on her face.There is no need to suffer in life, and no sorrow in death, what should come will always come, but disaster cannot be avoided, let's talk about it after washing.
"Lu Ziqiao, you are hiding here! Get up, I want to fight you one-on-one, you caused me to be ridiculed by all the people in the same industry." Soon, Zhang Wei appeared at the door angrily. A little bit surprised, but still pretending to be fierce.
Ziqiao actually had a happy and satisfied face, and said lightly: "I have no intention of resisting, after I finish washing, I will let it go."
Zhang Wei's face became even darker with anger: "You think I'm stupid! Let me stand here stupidly, waiting for you to finish washing?"
Or, there is another method... After a while, Zhang Wei leaned on Zi Qiao and washed his feet with him in the same bucket. 20 times: "I'll still kill you when I wash it."
In this way, we all washed together for three full hours. During these three hours, we all gained unprecedented peace, no anger, no anxiety, no entanglement, and no fear.The world is actually really beautiful, all just because we are too nervous.
A week later, Xiaofeng came back from Thailand and asked Meijia to meet again.Looking at each other, Meijia was no longer as generous as before, and said shyly, "Xiaofeng, I have something to tell you."
Xiaofeng's face was full of excitement: "Coincidentally, I have something to tell you. Let's pretend that what happened last time never happened. I met a girl on the plane to Thailand. We fell in love at first sight. Her name is Minmin. Let's introduce her later. You know each other."
Meijia smiled knowingly: "You don't need to make it up anymore, I've thought about it, I'm too entangled, maybe we can try..."
Xiaofeng said hello, called a girl to come in, and introduced Meijia generously: "This is what I said, Minmin, my girlfriend." greet.
Seeing their handsome appearance and their affectionate appearance, Meijia was stunned for a long time before saying hesitantly: "Hi..."
(End of this chapter)
1
From the first season to the fourth season of "Love Apartment", we fell deeply in love with every character in the play. They are so vivid and seem to be inextricably linked with each of us.We know the characteristics of each character like the back of our hands, so-and-so's height, so-and-so's habits... We know the lines of each character fluently, "I will spray you to death with a sip of salt soda", "I am a good man, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian"... We set the background of each character very well. Zeng Xiaoxian is a radio host; Hu Yifei is a female doctor and university teacher; Lu Zhanbo is a software programmer who has now switched to EIO Earth Guardian; The fake rich lady; Tang Youyou is an actress who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly; Guangu Miracle is a cartoonist who came to China from Japan to seek development; Mika is an assistant in a pet shop; Lu Ziqiao...
Yes, Lu Ziqiao!Only Lu Ziqiao, no one knew what he did from the beginning to the end.Since the first season, we have seen him selling magic pills, supporting some kind of scientific experiment, holding parties every now and then to get some money, and even pretending to be a couple with Mika to cheat the gift money, but we have never seen him Had any serious work.But he lived a leisurely life. He lived in a high-end apartment, haunted bars, parties, and gyms, and dressed like a rich man.So, people began to speculate.Some people say that Ziqiao occasionally speaks Sichuan dialect, and has a young aunt of a similar age. In fact, he is the heir of a large family business in Sichuan, an authentic rich second generation; some people say that he has a rich godfather Some people say that he is nothing more than a liar who wanders around in the flowers, commonly known as a big flicker. Didn't I hear Lisa Rong say that she even paid for the room when they were together?Some people say that he is a gangster at all, tearing down the east wall to make up for the west wall, brothers support a little, little aunts and uncles spend a little time, girlfriends subsidize a little, so he can make do with it...
but!All of the above are just guesses!After a long four seasons of waiting, thanks to the Jade Emperor, the Immortal Bodhisattva, the Virgin Mary of Jesus Christ, and the God of Thunder Ultraman Allah, the director and screenwriter finally showed their kindness and wanted to reveal the identity of Zi Qiao, Dangdangdangdang!
"Please call me—an inspirational teacher."
Zi Qiao announced the news calmly, and all the friends were shocked.Guan Gu's reaction was confused, he had only heard of engineers, accountants, and stylists.What is an inspirational teacher...does it have something to do with lychees?Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction was suspicion. Can words that can't even be typed out in Sogou pinyin be considered a career?Zi Qiao invented it himself, right? !
Ziqiao defended himself: "It is called entrepreneurship because there is no one before. At present, my project has successfully passed the trial stage, and it will be promoted on a large scale soon."
Youyou snorted through her nose: "It's not bad if you don't do evil, and start a business?"
Ziqiao had no choice but to reveal a little more: "Oh, I don't understand if I tell you too much. Let's put it this way, in real life, I am Lu Ziqiao, but on the Internet, I am an envoy to protect women's mental health."
female?psychology?healthy?Seeing the three people still didn’t understand at all, Zi Qiao picked up Zeng Xiaoxian’s pad and searched for videos for everyone. The facts speak louder than words, “I’m in charge of creativity and performance, and Xiao Hei is in charge of filming. Low cost, high return.” The target audience is women !A low-budget movie? "Zi Qiao, don't you want to change careers and become a new generation of action movie superstars?" The more everyone thought about it, the more vulgar they became.
Ziqiao gave them a blank look: "Dirty! This is a professional educational video, do you think it is for entertainment? Download store, 9.99 yuan to download once, supports Alipay. Go!"
Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Ziqiao used his Alipay account to pay the bill to watch his bad movies, and he was the first one to be unhappy, unable to stop him, he said angrily, "Why don't you grab it, even "Love Apartment" is free."
The video starts and everyone pauses the discussion.Blue sky, white clouds, fluttering petals, and the sound of beautiful music, Zi Qiao appeared on the stage, with a handsome face, a chic temperament, and an elegant jasmine flower pinned to a moderately tailored and expensive suit. No matter how you look at it, it is perfect , 360 degrees handsome without dead ends! "Hello, I am your angel——Teacher Xiaobu. From today on, I will face life with you, follow my steps, and Xiaobu will change your world. Next, please choose your The content to be downloaded." With the wind of the palm, an option menu pops up at the bottom of the screen, the strong article, the self-confidence article, and the brave article, each item is still 9.99 yuan.
Pit dad, charge again?Do you think customers are idiots?This time, not only Zeng Xiaoxian felt distressed, but even Guan Gu felt that it was too unreliable.
"Inspiration depends on charisma, and it's all voluntary." Ziqiao smiled slightly, "Well, let me introduce a few successful cases to you, and you will understand..."
Strong
In the lunch area, the fat girl Ada looked at the bowl full of food and was tangled, figure, or food?What a dilemma. Ada took out her phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a strong girl, you can control your desires.Food is the devil, beat it!Remember, angels are with you!You are beautiful!After finishing speaking, Zi Qiao blew a kiss, her sexy and elastic lips were full of temptation. Ada watched obsessively for a while, then suddenly stood up, swept her arms, dumped all the food on the table, took out the dumbbells and started working hard.
Confidence
Office buildings are haunted by white-collar workers. Betty was wearing a long skirt and hurried through the corridor with documents, when two handsome men passed by, obviously looking at her and whispering something.Is today's long hair particularly soft?Or is this dress particularly flattering?Are you interested in me?Or... Interesting? Betty was distracted and fell hard, dropping documents and mobile phone all over the floor, and tearing a big hole in her skirt.Everyone looked at her with sarcasm in their eyes, and Betty was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground.When she was desperate and helpless, she took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a calm girl, and small setbacks will not affect your charm.Confidence is in your heart, and you are in my eyes.Remember, angels are with you!You are still so beautiful!Blowing another kiss, Betty had a shy smile on her face, suddenly gaining confidence.She simply tore off the lower half of her long skirt, turned it into a short skirt temporarily, and walked away with her head held high. The colleagues who were still laughing at her just now were all stunned.
Brave
In the supermarket, a dozen people lined up waiting to check out, and Lily stood in the middle.Suddenly a little hooligan came over, looked at the team, picked Lily, who looked thin, and stood in front of her swaggeringly, and looked back at her with disdain on his face. Lily didn't dare to speak out, she took out her mobile phone aggrievedly, and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a brave girl, you can say "no" to all injustices in the world.Let me give you the strength to stand up for your rights!Remember, angels are with you!Bullying you, it's a beautiful idea!Ziqiao's blown kiss seemed to infuse Lily with infinite divine power. She patted the little rascal on the shoulder, and when he turned his head, she threw an over-the-shoulder kick, and beat the little rascal to his father and mother.The people around were dumbfounded.
Don't say they are stupid, Ziqiao's friends are also stupid.Is Zi Qiao magical?What the hell did he do to these girls?Just a few empty words in the video can make a person reborn?Even a top hypnotist wouldn't have such skill!
Ziqiao introduced confidently: "This is the job of an inspirational teacher. In today's society, women are facing the pressure of life and yearn for more care. In addition to skin care, they also need spiritual comfort. I found this gap, Resolutely stood up to encourage them. A little praise, a little hint, a little temptation, coupled with the perfect interpretation of my handsome face, complete the golden ratio, a few words will have an amazing effect. For a small fee, you get the power of nature."
Yoyo was surprised, "Then why don't I feel it?"
Ziqiao smiled: "Sorry, this video is only valid for single girls under the age of 25."
"You want to say, I'm not a girl?" Youyou got angry, stood up and went to pull Ziqiao's ear, "It's not big or small, I'm your elder, how can I talk?"
"Don't get excited! Look at this paragraph." While hiding, Ziqiao put the pad in front of her, and clicked the video: You are a quiet girl, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good!not good!Remember, angels are with you, show me your beauty...
It was another blown kiss that made people ecstatic, Yoyo suddenly lowered her head shyly, and giggled silly. "Yuyou, what's wrong with you?" Guan Gu anxiously stepped forward to shake Yoyo to wake him up, but no matter what he shouted, Yoyo still looked like a nympho.Guan Gu couldn't help yelling at Zi Qiao: "Hey! What have you done? She is your little aunt."
2
Ah Bing and Abang, the bartenders at the bar, are getting married and send an invitation to Guan Gu.Wasn't it just that one time Guan Gu ran into them making out in the toilet and wished them an early birth?As far as this friendship is concerned, it doesn't even count as half-baked, and you have to issue a fine and send a red bomb?These Chinese concepts of human relations are too strange, Guan Gu is naturally a little upset.
When I went home and showed the invitation to Yoyo, Yoyo immediately became excited and clamored to go too.Guan Gu felt strange, it was not to take red envelopes to give away red envelopes, so why are you so excited?
"The Royal Club on Binjiang Avenue, wow! I heard that many people hold wedding banquets there, and it is said that the feng shui is good, so I have to go and see it." Yoyo, who was desperate to choose a wedding venue, how could she let go of this opportunity.Although only Guan Gu's name was written on the invitation, but there is one more seat, one more gift money, and one more blessing. It is impossible for Ah Bing and Ah Bang to refuse.
Since Yoyo wanted to go so much, Guan Gu had no choice but to discuss with Abang again.As soon as I arrived at the bar, I heard Abang yelling into the phone irritably: "My mother only eats Provence blueberries, not Bohemian blueberries, not to mention strawberries, blackberries, and bayberries! You made a mistake? Listen, if the time comes The cake my mother ate didn't have the blueberries I wanted on it, so you're just going to get moldy in this shabby shop!"
Abang is a single-parent child, or an only child. His mother worked hard to bring him up, and it took him a long time to finally look forward to the day when he got married. grace.So I have to do everything by myself, from the master of ceremonies to the cake, from the wedding venue to the guest list, I am so busy that my nerves have long been stretched to the limit.When he heard that Guan Gu wanted to add another seat, Abang immediately exploded.
"Are you kidding me? The concierge list has just been printed, and all the seats are reserved. Each seat is numbered, and the number is used to draw a lottery. The lottery is related to the game. The game determines the winner or loser, and the win or loss is determined by default. There is a process. Lah. Do you know what I'm most worried about?" Abang said a lot in one breath before he stopped to catch his breath, "That idiot master of ceremonies rehearsed six times to figure out the process, do you want us to do it all over again?"
Hearing what he said was so serious, Guan Gu felt a little embarrassed, and stammered to continue to fight: "Yuyou... just want to give a red envelope, and she can sit on my lap."
Abang waved his hand, but still refused, and said politely: "Oh, it's good to be polite, who is here...I accept it, but my wife has been worrying about these seats and procedures these days, She knows she's going to go crazy, or—next time?"
Say next time before you get married?Sure enough, Abang was too busy to be delirious.There is no way, since I notified too late, I should stop bothering others.
Guan Gu came back after bumping into a wall, the situation here is different for Yoyo.Just now Yoyo met Ah Bing in the elevator, and by the way, she also mentioned that she wanted to go to the wedding, Ah Bing agreed without saying a word.What a big deal to add a seat!Ah Bing also told Yoyo to come, to see her amazing wedding dress, and to take more photos then!
Two couples, two opinions, who should I listen to?It doesn't matter to Guan Gu and Yoyo, as long as they can get soy sauce, but when it comes to Ah Bang and Ah Bing... a war broke out like this!
The bar was closed, and Ah Bing felt sorry for Abang's hard work recently, so he thoughtfully let him go first and clean up by himself.Abang said, for his wife and the family, he did not work hard at all.
The two of them were in love with each other, and the atmosphere was very good, until Ah Bing said: "By the way, there is an extra seat for the banquet. Guan Gu's girlfriend Yoyo is also coming, and I agreed."
Ah Bang pushed Ah Bing away, and asked in disbelief, "What did you... say?"
Ah Bing was so angry that he pushed him, and said dissatisfiedly: "There are only a few seats. Let's rearrange them later."
"Add it if you say it..." Abang's volume instantly increased by 80 decibels, and his speaking speed was N times faster than usual. Do not discuss with me!"
"What are you yelling about, can't you just talk properly?" Ah Bing was angry, and couldn't help venting his bitterness. That day and the other day, do you still remember those things?You were like that at the beginning, and now you are like this again, it's because you men have become faster, do you still have any conscience?
Ah Bang was unconvinced, and said: "Yo ho! Do you think I have no conscience? If you didn't say that you have to do something, what would I do now? I am busy blowing my head all day long, but I have no conscience? Feel your own conscience and ask, have you done anything other than staring at your wedding dress in the past few months of preparing for the wedding? Now it's good, I'll be the bad guy, and you should be a good person!"
"I agreed, what's the matter? I'm married and I can't make the decision?" Ah Bing looked at him coldly, "Turn over the old score, right? Then I will look through it for you too! If you hadn't dragged me there that day Where... Then what, could we be caught by Yoyo's boyfriend? If you didn't say that you sent invitations to others in order to silence them, would there be so much shit? You still have the face to talk about wedding dresses and take a wedding photo , not even an exterior scene, it's a dead end..."
"Am I still picking? You don't even look at it. Your shoes are everywhere in the house. This famous brand and that famous brand. Did you blink when I bought them for you?"
"Isn't it because the house you bought is too small? You can't even fit a pile of shoes! And your mother! Menopause! I have endured her for a long time!"
"It's obvious that you have a strong desire to control, you have to fight for this, and you have to fight for that. My mother didn't agree with it at first, but now you are almost angry with high blood pressure. By the way, I'm ashamed to say that my mother, you don't agree Look at your relatives from the countryside, eating and taking, if you don’t know, you may think that a group of locusts have entered our house!"
……
"I don't want to end this marriage! Just marry your mother!"
"No knot, no knot!"
Abang turned around and walked out. Ah Bing told him to stop. As soon as he turned his head, Ah Bing punched him. Abang felt that his eyes were full of colors, stars shot out, and his head seemed to be split in half.
and then?Then Abang became the current panda eyes; and then, the wedding was cancelled!
"Nani? Just because we want to add a seat?" Hearing this thrilling story, Guan Gu and Youyou were almost petrified. They would rather demolish a temple than demolish a marriage. The sin of the two would be serious. "Ah Bang, I won't come to the wedding, and Guan Gu won't come either, so you can reconcile, okay?"
Abang shook his head, pretending to comfort them casually: "It's a small matter, it's none of your business, who told her to scold my mother. I just found out today that she has so many upsets. It's best not to get married, otherwise I will have to leave." .”
Guan Gu interrupted him, and said seriously: "You can't be angry, isn't your mother always wanting to hug her grandson? What should I do now?"
"For three years, Ah Bing and I have raised our eyebrows, not to mention arguing, and we haven't even blushed once. But in the past three months, I've had enough, and I've seen through it. Okay! Finally someone clicked the lead. Boom! Let's die together, together with our future, my mother's expectation, this is fate! Is it fate? Fate... ah..." Thinking of his old mother at home, Abang became even more sad, and his grief came from his heart, lying on the bar and crying loudly.
3
Ziqiao sold his inspirational video all over the world, and everyone in the iPartment watched it. Zhang Wei was the only one left who couldn't find anyone.According to Zeng Xiaoxian, this person is very down.Zhang Wei represented Haoda Real Estate. One of the properties affected the surrounding schools and residents. Weiwei sued their company as a representative of the weak party. After the first court hearing, Zhang Wei was completely defeated.After learning from the pain, Zhang Wei has been retreating in the study for the past few days, preparing for the next court session.It has been several days, and it is said that I have not even gone to the toilet.
When the two came to Zhang Wei's room, they saw such a scene: legal books, files, and documents were thrown all over the room, here and there under the bed.In the middle of the room is Zhang Wei, who has two huge panda eyes and is in a state of desperation. There is a spittoon sitting under his buttocks, and he is flipping through a book. He hasn't slept in a long time.His hair was messed up like a hornet's nest, and even his favorite SpongeBob pajamas were wrinkled and crumpled, and he hadn't changed for days.
Zhang Yida? Snake?The brothers called out cordially, but he didn't respond at all.Zeng Xiaoxian leaned close to his ear and yelled, "Viagra?!"
Zhang Wei seemed to wake up suddenly from a nightmare, raised his hands high, and said in a sharp voice: "Your Honor, I oppose, oppose, oppose!"
"It's us." Zi Qiao spoke softly, for fear of waking him up from his sleepwalking and causing him to die in front of his eyes.
Zhang Wei was obviously relieved, and his whole body collapsed again.Zeng Xiaoxian patted him and persuaded: "Don't fight so hard, the case belongs to others, but your own life." Zhang Wei smiled sadly: "This small, small, small scene can't scare me. I will definitely be able to reverse it. Turning... defeat into victory!"
Ziqiao imitated him: "Lawyer Zhang, what are you talking about, what's wrong?"
"Very, very good, I, I have found the right one, the opponent has a loophole, down, down, next time the court is held, I, I, I will definitely win." Zhang Wei clenched his fists weakly to express his opinion. "If you win, you win. Why are you stuttering?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?" Xiaoxian and Ziqiao nodded together.
Zhang Wei was so nervous that his mouth trembled, and he stammered more and more: "Oops, oops, oops!"
Ziqiao asked: "Could it be that I haven't talked to anyone for a few days, forgot, forgot how to speak?"
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "Don't imitate him." How can you build your own happiness on the pain of others?Loss is loss, the principle is still necessary!
Zi Qiao said innocently: "I was taken, taken by him."
Zhang Wei said angrily: "You let it go... ah, let it go... ah, let it go..." He was about to die, he couldn't even fart, it must be really serious. "Relax... don't worry! Talk about it later, maybe it will be all right." Zhang Wei's eyebrows, eyes and nose were all wrinkled in one place, and he managed to hold back the second half of the sentence, and laughed happily.
The professional level is already tragic, no matter how tragic the words are, this lawsuit is the quadratic tragedy.Zhang Wei shook his head vigorously, comforting himself, I'm fine, I must be dreaming!If you are really dreaming, wouldn't you wake up with a pinch?Zeng Xiaoxian pinched him hard, and Zhang Wei immediately yelled: "Ah, ah, ah, ah yo wow."
Stuttering even when crying out in pain?Zhang Wei said "Hi, Hi, Hi" several times in a panic, and finally came up with a sentence: "Help me!"
Brother is in trouble, how can we sit idly by!Zeng Xiaoxian immediately took Zhang Wei to see a doctor, and the diagnosis was tragic. The doctor said that the language system was confused due to nervous tension.Unless the psychological fear is overcome, it will not get better in the short term.There is going to be a second court session soon, can a lawyer who cannot speak still be used?
After returning from the hospital, Zhang Wei was in a low mood and kept refusing to speak. When he was almost at the apartment, he said that he was going to the supermarket to buy something.Zeng Xiaoxian kindly wanted to go with him, but Zhang Wei suddenly broke out, saying that he just had a language barrier, and he was not disabled or paralyzed. Do he need someone to accompany him to the supermarket?Of course, it turned out afterwards that Zeng Xiaoxian's worries were not superfluous.
Zhang Wei picked up a bunch of things in the supermarket and squeezed listlessly among a group of people waiting to pay the bill.Finally it was his turn, the clerk was about to swipe the barcode when he suddenly remembered something and said, "Wait, I'm going to call... call... call..."
"Robbery?" The clerk turned pale with shock.
"Discount!" Holding back two words angrily, Zhang Wei gave the clerk a blank look.People asked again: "Do you have a membership card? You can draw a lottery if you buy Lux shower gel, and you can also apply for the card number."
"Okay! Hit...hit, hit..." Why did it start to hit again?Zhang Wei calmed down, and finally reported the first few words of the card number: "Dabuliu——WTF1213...3...3..."
How many three?One, 1213... 3... 3... Lily who was waiting in line at the back got impatient. She looked at her watch and urged him to hurry up, because she was in a hurry.
"3...3..." Zhang Wei looked back at Lily, and finally squeezed out the last number: "38!"
Lily thought he was swearing, took out her phone, and clicked on Zi Qiao's inspirational video.After reading it, his courage doubled, he pulled Zhang Wei's shoulder, left uppercut, right uppercut...the heavy rain of punches landed on Zhang Wei's chest and face, until he was completely unrecognizable.
Zhang Wei is really hopeless, in this state, not to mention going to court to fight a lawsuit, he can't take care of himself for the whole life!
Looking at Zhang Wei's face covered with Band-Aids, Zi Qiao held back her smile after holding back for a long time, and said to him seriously: "The doctor can't help you, maybe I can. Many women also have the same situation as you."
Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Female... female?"
Ziqiao continued to sell: "Don't pay attention to these details. The principle is the same, fear, nervousness, you need psychological intervention. Psychology also has subdivisions. The psychologist you see does not match your current situation, so it has no effect. You It needs the intervention of the Encouragement Division."
Zhang Wei stuttered, but his brain was still stuttering: "Inspirational... Ke? From, I've never heard of it. And...you... fooled me, right?"
"Just 9.99 yuan, try this video therapy." Zi Qiao patted him on the shoulder with concern, "Anyway, you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of boiling water. Oh, no, I mean that a dead horse is treated as a live horse doctor, Try the fear articles, apprehension articles and anxiety articles I recently produced. As the first trial customer, no refund will be valid.”
Zhang Wei took the pad suspiciously, can angels really be with you?
4
After thinking about it, Meijia felt that Xiaofeng should be awakened, because she was not suitable for him.After all, Xiaofeng is a nice person, and it is better to disillusion him earlier than to be sad at the end when his hopes grow bigger and bigger.But how should I speak?Sitting in the restaurant, Meijia was still thinking about it, and absent-mindedly ate the kimchi on the table.
"Do you know? Kimchi is carcinogenic." Xiaofeng reminded her with concern, "Why do the male and female protagonists in Korean dramas get terminally ill? It's because they eat kimchi every day."
"Yes." Meijia nodded, looked at Xiaofeng, and swallowed a big mouthful of kimchi.Xiaofeng looked back at her, still with a gentle expression on his face: "Others still say it's dog blood, but in fact, it's kimchi."
Meijia laughed, picked up another pickle with chopsticks like a demonstration, and chewed it for him bite by bite.
Seeing that she couldn't persuade her, Xiaofeng had to find another topic, saying that there are several new Korean dramas that have been released recently. Although the plot is a bit old-fashioned, the picture is still good, and I recommend it to Meijia.
Meijia put on an old-fashioned look: "Xiaofeng, I've always wanted to tell you that I'm past the age of watching Korean dramas. When I was your age, I didn't even know what Korean dramas were."
Xiaofeng smiled: "Why? Aren't we about the same age?"
"Because...the [-]th parallel line hasn't been drawn yet." Meijia was obviously playing a rogue, Xiaofeng's smile deepened, he stared at her, and asked like coaxing a child: "Then you're like me?" Big time', what to watch?"
Japanese drama! "Tokyo Love Story," and "The Witch's Condition."A generation gap is a generation gap. Meijia spoke excitedly, but Xiaofeng was confused. What is "The Witch's Condition"?Is it a prequel to The Devil's Stepmother?
""The Witch's Condition" is a lecturer-student relationship. Matsushima Nanako fell in love with Takizawa Hideaki, who is much younger than her..." Mika stopped thinking about it, and changed the subject awkwardly, "Pretend I never said it."
Fortunately, Xiaofeng didn't pay attention, and only asked Nanako Matsushima's name, saying that he went back to Youku to make up lessons.Meijia began to rely on the old to sell the old again: "When I was young, let alone Youku, jeans were not popular yet. In those days, you still had to insert a card to play games, the Little Tigers were still together, and salt soda was still sold. Ge You It still has hair, have you seen it?"
Is this too early?What does Mika want to convey?Xiaofeng was overheard.Meijia touched Xiaofeng's hair like a big sister, and said to him lovingly: "Looking at you children, I can't help but feel a sense of vicissitudes in my heart. Don't be surprised. It turns out that my mother has been debuting for so long! Alas, Some things can’t be returned, and some things can’t be asked for. You understand.”
Anyway, the story has already reached this point, whether Xiaofeng can understand it or not depends on his luck.So, on the day of the prom, Meijia did not go to the appointment as a matter of course, and made Xiaofeng wait for a whole night in vain.
Who knew that Xiaofeng thought that Mika had said so much, just wanted to say that she had a nostalgic complex, and tried her best to find those antiques she mentioned, such as Little Tigers CDs, game cards, salt soda, etc. A big bag was brought in front of her like a treasure offering to ask for credit.
Meijia couldn't hide it, so she had to tell him, "You're making a mistake... I know you have feelings for me, but I'm really not suitable for you."
Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Hehe, you think too much. Actually, I want to tell you that I met a girl at the prom last night. Her name is Xiaozhao, from the Department of Chinese. She doesn't have a partner either. , after the dance, we went to buy snacks together. The boss asked her what she wanted, and she said: "Lonely", but unfortunately "Lonely" was sold out, leaving only "empty". I asked "happy and happy" Is there any? Xiaozhao said she doesn’t want parallel imports. Finally, I asked ‘confidant’ if they sell it? The boss said, ‘Yiyuan’, but I didn’t bring any money, and she happened to have it, so we called. This is a kind of artistic conception , It's the heart and the heart matching the code!"
This is the love view of the new and new human beings?What are you talking about?Can't understand a word.You win, the earth is yours, we are all Ultraman!But it is a good thing for Xiaofeng to find the person he likes, and finally relieved the current embarrassment. Meijia is sincerely happy for him, with an expression of "you have grown up, my mother is very pleased".
Xiaofeng said seriously: "Meijia, I have nothing else to do but to struggle. But I really want to fall in love once I have time. Some things cannot be forced, so I decided to move forward. Don't avoid me anymore, right?"
With no baggage and no scheming, Meijia immediately jumped up like a child: "Of course, we are still friends."
Xiaofeng suppressed a smile, and handed the bag of antiques to her: "As a friend, can you accept my gift?"
Meijia was still a little apprehensive, and asked, "Does your girlfriend have any objections?"
"Don't worry, she's younger than me, so she doesn't know what it is. Try it and see if it tastes right?" Xiaofeng graciously opened the bottle of salt soda for Meijia, and Meijia took a sip, as if she had returned to her childhood, dancing and dancing The ground is about to turn over.
So, in the name of "friend", Meijia dated Xiaofeng again.However, it was supposed to be a three-person date, but Xiaozhao always broke the appointment for one reason or another, and in the end it was always just the two of them.There are often traffic jams on the Avenue of Happiness, because there are too many people rushing, but why is it Xiaozhao who gets stuck every time?Mika, can't you think about it with your brain?
Every time Xiaofeng scrambled to pay the bill, Meijia felt a little sorry and asked Xiaofeng and Xiaozhao to eat Thai food together.Xiaofeng heard that Meijia likes to eat Thai food, and said that a client just happened to invite him to a meeting, so why don't the three of them go to Thailand for a free meal.
Shemale!Feast!Thailand!Meijia is naturally very excited, but the three of them go together, isn't she a light bulb?
Xiaofeng reassured her: "You are my wingman. Xiaozhao and I will go alone, and I am afraid that she will disagree. Besides, when I have a meeting, you can help me play around with Xiaozhao. Just think of it as doing me a favor, giving her a surprise, and leaving on the weekend!"
Well, then help again!In the name of a friend!Mika happily agreed.
5
Blessing is too much and it will collapse. In order to make up for their own mistakes, Yoyo and Guan Gu talked dryly, and their tongues cramped, and they finally persuaded Ah Bang and Ah Bing to get back together.Back at the apartment, the two rushed to drink a large bottle of water, and then began to stick out their tongues and pant.
"How did I know that this would be the last straw that breaks the mule's head." Speaking of the pair, Yoyo still had an innocent face.Guan Gu reminded her that it should be a camel. "Whatever it is, these animals are weak anyway."
Guan Gu's focus is different. Judging from today's events, before getting married, one of the couple will always go crazy first, and then drive the other crazy. Compared with Ah Bang, Yoyo is already crazy, at most it is endless Just look at the venue.Always talk about Fengshui Fengshui, why not go to Forest Park to get married?There is wind, water, and squirrels in that place, so emotional!It's just complicating something simple.
Youyou was not happy at first, but she became even more unhappy when she heard his words, and complained: "You are too heartless, I run around every day, shopping around, the feng shui here is not good, the price here is too high, here There are too many people whose schedules are scheduled until 2018, do you know all this? You can only write and draw at home, so you have the nerve to talk about me."
Guan Gu has always believed that he is responsible, and has been working hard for this future small family. He works hard every day and also has a part-time job. Yoyo can't see it, saying that he can only write and draw?
Youyou doesn't like to hear these words even more: "Only if you work hard, haven't I tried hard? In order to maintain your self-esteem, and for your great comic career, I have never done anything in life, big or small, trivial things. I don't want to bother you. There are only a few good Sichuan restaurants in the city. You have to decide on the menu, choose the chef, try the dishes, what kind of wine to use, how to fold the napkins, and what color to use for the tablecloths. Everything has to be considered , I have to negotiate with the restaurant for a discount. You will know how to make sarcastic remarks when I come back from work all day long, so you can book the banquet!"
Guan Gu frowned: "If you want to blame, you can only blame you for having too much taste. Why do people insist on accommodating you to eat Sichuan food? Do you know why I have to add a lot of rice every time I eat Sichuan food? It's not because of Sichuan food. It's very delicious, but I can't stand the spicy food, so I can only relieve it by eating."
Youyou also pouted: "I am from Sichuan, you are from Japan, I like spicy food, you like raw food, our habits are different? But since two people are together, we have to compromise with each other ,Do you understand?"
Guan Gu muttered in a low voice: "I won't compromise, will I endure until now?" Hearing this, Youyou stood up, and she was so wronged that tears were about to fall: "Then just don't bear it, who forced you!"
Zi Qiao came in from the outside and saw that these two people who usually wanted to be together every second and every second, who were always showing off their sweetness and affection, were arguing. Surprised, she forgot what she was going to do when she came in.
According to the development of the matter, the next sentence Yoyo was going to greet Guan Gu's mother, and then Guan Gu got angry and fought back, and said something harsh, but Yoyo refused to accept it, said something even harsher, and was still not relieved after speaking, so she waved and hit Guan Gu... ...Wait, why is this plot so familiar?
"Could it be that we are the same as Ah Bing and Abang?" Guan Gu suddenly came to his senses.
Youyou also nodded thoughtfully: "So this is the last straw that crushes the yak." Just now it was a mule, but now it has become a yak. Anyhow, as long as it is an animal, it may be crushed by the last straw.
They came to their senses, and Ziqiao also remembered the purpose of her trip: "You guys are typical symptoms of pre-marital anxiety, and you need the intervention of an inspirational teacher. I just finished filming the second trilogy - do you want to try it? "
It's that trick of tricking a little girl again!Guan Gu still has lingering fears about Yoyo's reaction last time, how could he be willing to fall for his tricks again.Ke Ziqiao said that his clients are no longer limited to women, and he took them to meet his newly expanded user——Zhang Wei.
In the suite next door, Zhang Wei, whose face was covered with patches, was sobbing and staring at the pad.The picture unfolds, and Ziqiao in the video is warm and beautiful: don’t be afraid, failure is just a cloud in your heart.Overcome fear.You are a strong girl!Shout out and unleash your inner wildness.remember!Angels are with you!You are beautiful.Changing the soup without changing the medicine, Zhang Wei actually laughed out loud, it really works better than Zhang Wuben's mung bean soup!
Seeing Zhang Weina's reaction, Guan Gu and Yoyo's goosebumps fell all over the floor, how dare they try Ziqiao's trick, they should figure out their own way.After thinking about it for several days, they all came up with a good way to reduce their burden, that is, find a reliable and nosy person to outsource the wedding!What a tacit understanding!
It's a pity that the connection is only a little bit, the ideas are unified, but the people who implement the ideas are different. Guan Gu found Zeng Xiaoxian, and Youyou found Hu Yifei.There still seems to be some disagreement among the people.
"How about just pretending that we gave the wedding package to the two of them?" Yoyo suggested.But the cold war between Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei is not over yet, let the two of them cooperate, isn't it afraid that there will be two weddings at that time? "Unless...we persuade them to reconcile, just like persuading Ah Bang and Ah Bing to go back."
Guan Gu curled his lips, expressing his hopelessness: "They? Reconcile? Unless you meet a monster."
Just as he was talking, Zhang Wei came out of the toilet with a bath towel around his chest, a towel on his head, a cucumber on his face, and a bottle of shower gel with his orchid fingers, and greeted them in a coquettish voice: "Hi, borrow it Sister Youyou's shampoo washes your hair."
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, and the monsters appeared automatically. Could it be that Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian really had a turning point?
6
In the few days after losing the lawsuit, Zhang Wei almost finished his three-year nightmare. As soon as he closed his eyes, he dreamed that he was at a loss for words in front of Weiwei, and was pointed at and laughed at by his colleagues.It's strange to say that after watching Zi Qiao's inspirational video that day, he actually stopped having nightmares after falling asleep. He slept peacefully until dawn and woke up feeling refreshed.After taking a bath and applying a mask, the whole person's condition has recovered, the confidence has returned, and the lips are slipping.In addition to being excited, of course, I will continue to study the case of the Haoda Group, and strive to win the second trial, so that Weiwei can look at her with admiration!
If he wants to concentrate here, Mika will distract him.Ever since she made an appointment with Xiaofeng and Xiaozhao to go to Thailand for fun, Meijia's whole mind has been devoted to ladyboys and feasts, and she is extremely excited.It doesn't matter if she jokes about herself, but when she is noisy and dancing in the room, Attorney Zhang has an opinion. He closed the file in his hand and frowned and said to her: "Girls, don't be so surprised. Okay? It scares me."
Meijia was in a good mood, so she didn't care what he said, she approached him with a smile, and looked at him curiously: "Zhang Wei, are you all right? Didn't you stutter yesterday?"
Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Thanks to Ziqiao's inspirational video, I watched it all night and everything was fine when I woke up."
Meijia wrinkled her nose and sniffed: "I mean, why do you have a demonic aura about you? Look at his stuff, aren't you afraid of having nightmares?"
Zhang Wei still smiled, as if blaming Mika for being ignorant: "No way! I really know how to tell jokes. Last night I only dreamed of an iceberg and an angel flying in front of my eyes, flying." Pick up the orchid finger.Meijia stared at him with wide eyes, and Zhang Wei quickly pressed his finger down.
Seeing that he stopped stuttering, Meijia also found it miraculous, but she didn’t believe that Ziqiao could be so capable, so she persuaded Zhang Wei: “Listen to Ziqiao fooling around there, do you really think he is an angel? You just lack sleep , don’t scare yourself.”
Zhang Wei pursed his lips and smiled: "I understand, beauty comes from sleeping."
beauty?Mika sniffed her nose hard again, her evil spirit became more and more serious!
"Confidence! It's self-confidence!" Zhang Wei changed his words, his confident fingers turned into an orchid shape again, when he pressed it, he raised it again, and when he pressed it again, he still raised it, so he had to hide his hands behind his back.
Someone knocked on the door outside the house, Meijia went over, and saw that it was a courier, Jumei Youpin.I just ordered it half an hour ago, so it arrived too fast, right?Meijia flipped through the delivery slip and said to herself: "No, I never ordered glacier water."
"My, my, my." Zhang Wei rushed out from the back room, changed into a bath towel at some point, and was still wiping his hair.I haven't seen you for a few minutes, why did you take a shower, are you alright?Seeing Meijia keep looking at him, Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly, and explained: "Recently, I've got acne due to irregular work and rest, so it's not enough to take care of it. It is said that this glacier water is very effective, do you want to try it too?"
It was only then that Meijia discovered that Zhang Wei was no longer a monster, but a mother!Seeing him spraying glacier water all over his face and body, Mika shivered, shook her head and refused: "I just bought sunscreen, I'm not as particular as you."
Zhang Wei patted the skin quickly and lightly with his fingertips, and asked casually, "Is it very tan now? Should I also apply some?"
Meijia rolled his eyes at him: "Go, I'm here for a trip to Thailand."
to Thailand?When Meijia said that she was going to travel to Thailand with Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng's girlfriend Xiaozhao, Zhang Wei stopped the rhythm of maintenance, tilted his head and thought about it, what kind of configuration is this?Don't the three feel strange?Since he started to gossip, he simply dropped the bottles and cans in his hands, and moved to Mijia's side mysteriously, "Hey, you know his girlfriend very well?"
"Xiaozhao? I'm not familiar with it. I've heard Xiaofeng say it many times, but I haven't seen it before."
"This woman is really strange." Zhang Wei curled his lips, crossed his legs, and licked melon seeds while happily analyzing to Mika, "Isn't it weird to travel with my boyfriend and bring a light bulb? Let me ask you, if you Your boyfriend always tells you that he has an ordinary friend of the opposite sex. How would you choose? A. Check the other person's background and whether he is a threat at the first time; B. Avoid it."
"Definitely choose A." Mika replied without thinking.
"By the way, this is the normal conditioned reflex of us women." Us?Mika's eyes widened again.Zhang Wei himself was taken aback, waved his hands, and smiled silly: "I hate it, don't care about these details."
Meijia said that she really wanted to meet this Xiaozhao, but she missed it for one reason or another every time, and Xiaofeng always said that next time, probably because young people like to play mystery now, so she didn't care too much.
"Hey! I understand!" Zhang Wei suddenly yelled, leaning close to Meijia's ear to whisper to her.Meijia hid a few times but didn't dodge, so she had to let him go with a look of disgust.But Zhang Wei actually said that Xiao Zhao didn't exist at all!The reason why Xiaofeng lied to Mika that she has a girl she likes is to let her relax her vigilance, and then she can continue to date. After a long time, Mika will naturally be unable to refuse him.
"How is it possible? Do you have evidence?" Meijia actually had a similar guess in her heart, and when Zhang Wei said it at this time, it seemed that she herself was lying, and was exposed for a while, and her face was red with anxiety. "Come on! You must have used this kind of bad tricks to pick up girls before, Xiaofeng can't."
"Go! These are all tricks of those stinky men, how can I use them?" Zhang Wei cast a charming wink, raised his little finger, sniffed it under his nose, frowned and said, "Oh, I stink again , go take a bath again."
Although Zhang Wei had turned into a monster, what he said still made some sense. Meijia's heart was pounding, and her desire to go to Thailand was not so excited.The longer the days passed, the more suspicious Xiaofeng's explanations became. Xiaozhao, is it really just an excuse?
On the day of departure on the weekend, Xiaofeng came to pick her up and said that Xiaozhao's classmate passed away, so she couldn't go.
Meijia asked with concern: "Where is she? Let's go and see her."
Xiaofeng said unnaturally: "No, because Xiaozhao...was...isolated in the hospital. She was too sad at the memorial service and got hepatitis B, so she was isolated."
Meijia reacts slowly, but she is not a fool yet, this reason is too nonsense!
Xiaofeng quickly changed the subject and told her: "The airline upgraded us to first class, isn't Gao happy? How about we celebrate first?"
"Really! I've never sat down before." Meijia was excited for a few seconds, stared at Xiaofeng with a downcast face, and asked seriously, "Don't change the subject, your girlfriend got hepatitis B, and your classmate died. Upgrade to celebrate? To be honest, does this Xiaozhao not exist? You are still interested in me, Xiaozhao is just an excuse, right?"
"The airline doesn't know." Xiaofeng muttered in a low voice, seeing that he couldn't make it up anymore, he had to admit, "OK, I still like you, Xiaozhao is a fiction...I just hope you don't reject me thousands of miles away Besides, you can just treat it as my wishful thinking."
Xiaofeng looked at Meijia eagerly, and Meijia had no choice but to look away, so as not to soften her heart: "I know you are willing, but I don't want to be the one who hurt you. I can't accompany you to Thailand."
"Then Cambodia is fine..."
Meijia bit her lip and said cruelly: "We'd better not meet each other, I'm sorry."
I wanted to be in love for a long time, but now I don't even have to be friends, Xiaofeng couldn't help but stared at Meijia with infinite love in his eyes, but he only squeezed out a smile and said goodbye gently: "Understood, then I'm leaving, Mika."
"Call me Teacher Chen." Meijia glanced at him, met his fiery eyes, quickly lowered her head, and said softly, "Calm down, your heart is beating so fast."
"Goodbye." Xiaofeng turned around suddenly, hugged Meijia gently, and finally made up his mind to leave. "Plop, plop, plop..." Xiaofeng had already left, but the sound of her heartbeat was still there, and it was only then that Meijia realized that the person who was tempted was actually herself!
7
In order to successfully implement the wedding outsourcing plan, the two outsourcers Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei must first be persuaded.But before Guan Gu and Yoyo could make a move, they were already on fire. According to eyewitnesses A Bing and A Bang, that posture, the point of a needle against the wheat, bandits meeting hooligans, is simply incompatible!
Half an hour ago, Hu Yifei was flipping through magazines in the bar, but Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in, pointed at her and started yelling, saying that she asked Ziqiao to preside over Guan Gu's wedding. However, Zeng Xiaoxian was in charge of the wedding and told Hu Yifei not to get involved.But Hu Yifei said that Yoyo was looking for her.Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it, he insisted that Yifei was acting as a hindrance, uniting the two of them to have enough food and play with others.This is how the quarrel began.
For Zeng Xiaoxian's slander, Hu Yifei didn't care at all, just snorted from under her nose, and said contemptuously: "Am I free? Do you need to marry someone to play with you? Of course, such a big event as marriage needs to find a reliable person." The person in charge is responsible, is your character reliable?"
It's a matter of character, Zeng Xiaoxian of course argues: "What's wrong with my character? As the vice chairman of the neighborhood committee in this district, whoever has something to do with us, or even the whole building, isn't I helping, I'm running errands What's more, I'm their best friend, marriage is such a big deal, who else can you invite if you don't invite me?"
When it came to helping, Yifei became angry: "I'm so embarrassed to say help, I think you are not helping, right? You have to get involved in other people's affairs, and you don't first ask if they are happy. I will tell you The account has not been settled yet, so it depends on the occasion."
Zeng Xiaoxian naturally knew that she meant something, and he felt guilty about the blind date training class, and his voice immediately became softer: "One size counts for one size, don't avenge the boss! Look at you, regardless of the occasion." The location, opening and closing your mouth is an offense, and my patience is limited!"
Fei Fei immediately stood up from the sofa and stared at him: "You have 100 dissatisfied people coming to me, no one is stopping you." The people around came to watch the fun, Ah Bing and Ah Bang Pull them away for fear of fighting.
"How dare I be dissatisfied! Do I dare? You are like the king of the mountain. Messing you is not the same as committing suicide. It's still a decision. There is no chance of hesitation. But don't forget, I am a man. There is a limit to my patience!"
"You still put up with me? I've been putting up with you! From seven years ago to now, you've been against me in everything. Do you want to calculate from the beginning? What did you do that day, that day, and that day, what did you do? Forgot?!"
"Who knows what day, what day, and what day are you talking about? I keep all the trivial things in my heart, and I will dig them out when I have nothing to do. No matter how good-tempered I am, my patience is limited!"
"Do you want to admit it, don't you? I won't talk about that day, that day, and those shitty things that day. You still remember the most recent thing? Those bad tricks, and that PPT, the trafficker's privacy, I Have you gotten to that level of acquaintance? Can a normal person do that kind of thing?" Thinking of his hatred, Yifei grabbed the cup beside him and threw it at him.
Zeng Xiaoxian jumped and dodged, moving here and there and still not forgetting to return his words: "A gentleman speaks but doesn't move! Don't do it, do you hear me? This is a public place, don't do it! My patience has a limit!"
Yifei continued to throw, throwing everything at hand at him, and scolded angrily: "Bitch, don't you have any other words! Gentleman! It depends on who it is for! For you , bitch Zeng! I have to do it, I'll hit you, I'll hit you, what's wrong, what's wrong?"
"My patience has a limit... oh... help!"
"The surname Zeng! If I don't punish you today, my surname will not be Hu!"
……
It's really evil, have you been guilty of tongue-in-cheek lately?Why are everyone so angry and quarreling every now and then?But this time there is no need for Yoyo and Guan Gu to go out, Ah Bing and Ah Bang, who have just had personal experience, took the initiative to persuade the fight.Ah Bang accompanied Zeng Xiaoxian, Ah Bing guarded Hu Yifei, and both sides persuaded at the same time.
Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he only had one sentence: "My patience has a limit." Abang advised him: "Okay, men, let women go."
Yifei over there interfaced: "This guy is not a man at all." Ah Bing patted her on the shoulder understandingly: "Don't be angry, the quarrel is all about emotions, and the problem can be solved by calming down."
"Come on, I don't have any emotions after seeing her." Zeng Xiaoxian snorted here, and Abang quickly covered him, and said quietly: "A few days ago, my wife and I almost fell out. Special period Well, everyone is stressed."
Yifei stared: "What is a special period? Being cheap is the normal state of this guy." Ah Bing followed with a sigh: "My husband is the same, and it will pass by opening and closing eyes. Let's live."
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately poked his neck back and replied: "Life, is this a human life? If anyone marries her, she will drive him crazy." Abant smiled understandingly, grabbed his shoulders, and spoke earnestly. Said: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
"Whoever wants to play will play! I have nothing to do with him." Yifei rolled his eyes in this direction.Ah Bing looked at the pair of enemies, and also laughed, with the tone of someone who has been here: "Don't be angry, didn't you two quarrel because of the wedding? It's exactly the same as me and Ah Bang."
"Wait a minute, this is not our wedding." Zeng Xiaoxian finally came to his senses, and Hu Yifei over there also stood on the same side with him, and the two said in unison: "We are really not... You made a mistake! If you don't believe me, you can ask TA!"
Isn't your wedding need to be so exciting?Stop pretending!They even talked so tacitly, no matter how you look at it, they should be a couple.Ah Bing and Abang didn't believe anything.
"It's really not. You have to say something to believe it. You!" The two people opened their mouths with the same words, the same speed of speech, and the same expression. They were so angry that they looked at each other fiercely and shouted: "Shut up!" Mouth!...Damn it!"
Ah Bing and Abang looked at the two of them, nodded and smiled, they could be so synchronized in any quarrel, they could be at the level of soul mates, at least seven generations of grieving couples.Everyone understands.
Once interrupted by them, I forgot why I quarreled just now.Zeng Xiaoxian anxiously explained to them: "Don't talk nonsense outside, we are really not boyfriend and girlfriend." Yifei also had no choice but to say: "You won, can't we stop arguing?"
Look!Fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed!Ah Bing and Abang laughed even more ambiguously.It really cost my life!It is said that explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth, it is useless to talk too much, and it is not suitable to stay for a long time in a place of right and wrong, so Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei had to run away separately.
8
Inexplicably, they had a big fight and were misunderstood. In the final analysis, the culprits were still Yoyo and Guan Gu!The indignant Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian rarely joined hands to settle accounts with the couple.After looking around, the two are actually washing their feet? !Well, I threw a lot of things to others, and I am here to enjoy myself!It is tolerable, what is unbearable!
"Listen to my explanation. Originally, we wanted to issue a foot washing card to compensate you, but we found that they have a promotion today. Half price! Buy one foot and get another free, so let's try it first." Yoyo and Guan Gu are busy He spoke, but there was not much apology on his face, "This is called a special effect foot bath. It is said that it can reduce stress and relieve stress. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
Want to corrupt the masses?Stop it!
A few minutes later, the four of them lay side by side on the sofa and washed their feet... Yifei was so comfortable that she didn't even want to open her eyes, and sighed lightly: "It's really, it seems that the world has suddenly become peaceful."
Guan Gu asked: "Do you feel very happy?" Zeng Xiaoxian replied with a confused smile: "My surname is not Hu, my surname is Zeng..."
It seems that the two have finally reached a truce, or more precisely, a temporary truce.But there is one thing that Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei have reached an unprecedented agreement on: "The outsourcing is over! Do your own wedding!"
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, just in time when Yoyo's phone rang, and it was Meijia who answered it: "Yoyo, I have something to tell you, please don't say it - if I say I called Xiaofeng, you will despise me ?"
Before Yoyo could speak, the three people beside her had already started booing, congratulating the hands-free: "What? You're calling! Congratulations, Meijia."
Everyone was actually there... Meijia didn't have time to be shy, she briefly explained what happened, and asked everyone's opinions: "I found out that it seemed a little late, and I only felt it after I rejected him. Do you think I should catch up with him?" to the airport?"
Yifei and Yoyo rushed to answer: "According to the routine of idol dramas, of course we should chase after them. As I said earlier, it's not easy to find a boyfriend with the face of a Tang monk, the figure of Wukong, and the temper of a sand monk these days. You must not miss it." !"
Therefore, Meijia decided to come to find Yoyo first, and then chase Xiaofeng with Yoyo.But as soon as she came over, she immediately joined the foot-washing army, lying on the sofa with her eyes closed and sighing: "Ah! It's so cool!"
Yifei laughed at her: "When you finish washing, everyone will be in Bangkok."
Meijia hummed indifferently: "What's the rush, I suddenly don't feel nervous."
By such a coincidence, Zi Qiao also passed by outside, and there was another strong general in the foot-washing army!Because the proprietress here is a client of his inspirational teacher, as a VIP treatment, Zi Qiao's foot washing bucket is twice as big as other people's!
Meijia gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "How dare you talk about the inspirational teacher?! Zhang Wei is chasing you everywhere, maybe he is on the road with a knife."
It turned out that Zhang Wei saw the inspirational video made by Zi Qiao, and the problem of stuttering was cured, but he turned into a sissy from the beginning to the end.Today the case of the Haoda Group was in court for the second time, and he was completely ashamed in front of Weiwei.
Zi Qiao opened her mouth wide in horror: "Catch me? But I just posted a location on Weibo."
Ten minutes later, Ziqiao was still washing her feet, with an indifferent expression on her face.There is no need to suffer in life, and no sorrow in death, what should come will always come, but disaster cannot be avoided, let's talk about it after washing.
"Lu Ziqiao, you are hiding here! Get up, I want to fight you one-on-one, you caused me to be ridiculed by all the people in the same industry." Soon, Zhang Wei appeared at the door angrily. A little bit surprised, but still pretending to be fierce.
Ziqiao actually had a happy and satisfied face, and said lightly: "I have no intention of resisting, after I finish washing, I will let it go."
Zhang Wei's face became even darker with anger: "You think I'm stupid! Let me stand here stupidly, waiting for you to finish washing?"
Or, there is another method... After a while, Zhang Wei leaned on Zi Qiao and washed his feet with him in the same bucket. 20 times: "I'll still kill you when I wash it."
In this way, we all washed together for three full hours. During these three hours, we all gained unprecedented peace, no anger, no anxiety, no entanglement, and no fear.The world is actually really beautiful, all just because we are too nervous.
A week later, Xiaofeng came back from Thailand and asked Meijia to meet again.Looking at each other, Meijia was no longer as generous as before, and said shyly, "Xiaofeng, I have something to tell you."
Xiaofeng's face was full of excitement: "Coincidentally, I have something to tell you. Let's pretend that what happened last time never happened. I met a girl on the plane to Thailand. We fell in love at first sight. Her name is Minmin. Let's introduce her later. You know each other."
Meijia smiled knowingly: "You don't need to make it up anymore, I've thought about it, I'm too entangled, maybe we can try..."
Xiaofeng said hello, called a girl to come in, and introduced Meijia generously: "This is what I said, Minmin, my girlfriend." greet.
Seeing their handsome appearance and their affectionate appearance, Meijia was stunned for a long time before saying hesitantly: "Hi..."
(End of this chapter)
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