Love Apartment 4

Chapter 10 The Cold War
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Since announcing the breakup of friendship with Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei has not appeared on the same screen with him for two weeks.People say that for women, reducing inflammation and swelling is faster than reducing gas, and it is true.Zeng Xiaoxian was originally out of selfishness in holding the training class, but it was not to "help" Yifei find a boyfriend, but to help her break things down.But no matter what the purpose is, if it is wrong, it is wrong, and the end is the same.From ambiguous object to ordinary friend to not even being friends, how could Zeng Xiaoxian let this kind of thing happen, besides, a good man can't let the woman he loves get hurt a little bit, can he?You must sincerely apologize and take the initiative to seek peace.

But Moji is like Zeng Xiaoxian, he can't do anything with a brisk mind.His euphemism and humor that he thinks are simply incomprehensible to others.For example, that day, in order to show his sincerity, Zeng Xiaoxian specially prepared a watch, a serving of sashimi, and a balloon, and put them in Yifei's room.The watch, the sashimi, and the balloon are combined... the watch is angry!I don't know if Yifei has noticed such an "obvious" meaning. Anyway, after the item was sent out, nothing came of it, and there was no response at all.

One trick didn't work, so Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to think of another way.Just yesterday morning, when Yifei was about to eat breakfast when he just got up, he rubbed his face and respectfully handed over a piece of cake.But Yifei just glanced sideways, and sent him a word—"Get out"!Even though he was scolded, Zeng Xiaoxian was still very happy. After all, this was the first word Yifei said to him since the two broke up friendship more than ten days ago.This shows... Yifei can't hold back anymore!It must be that she can't bear this kind of lonely life any longer.

Recently, the smell of gunpowder in the apartment has faded a lot. It seems that Hu Yifei has finished venting and finally figured out to accept the peace talks, so she took the initiative to talk to herself.If she knew that it was a special cake he carefully prepared, and there was a note with "sorry" hidden inside, she would feel how sincere and connotative he was, and she might not just say "screw" to him.

Zeng Xiaoxian was daydreaming happily when Ziqiao came over and called him, saying that Yifei was looking for him and waiting at 3602.It seemed that his peace talks offensive had worked, Zeng Xiaoxian became more and more complacent, and said to himself, women are women after all, and the Cold War hurts people, so they have to stick to it. If I had known today, why bother.well!

Came to 3602 humming a ditty, and Yifei was really sitting on the sofa waiting. Zeng Xiaoxian stroked the hair on his forehead, shook his head, and put on a pose that he thought was cool, staring at Yifei affectionately and charmingly. : "I heard you were looking for me?"

Yifei smiled noncommittally, turned the new key in his hand, without glancing at him out of the corner of his eye: "Zeng Xiaoxian, let me inform you that 3601 has newly changed the door lock. Your key is useless."

"Just give me a new one, what a big deal." Saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian reached for the key.But Yifei withdrew her hand, with a little disdain and a little pride in her smile: "I just gave the spare key to Yoyo, Guan Gu and Ziqiao. Unfortunately, one is missing."

Is it okay to change the lock?What exactly do you mean?Zeng Xiaoxian was still smiling, but his heart was beating a small drum.

"I just hope that the idlers don't show up in our suite until they have nothing to do. Recently, some people keep leaving inexplicable garbage such as broken watches and rotten balloons in my room. I'm going to clean it up." Saying that, Yifei put A cardboard box was handed over to Zeng Xiaoxian, which contained all the things he usually put here or gave to Yifei. On the outermost surface of the box were the watches and balloons that he had just sent over a while ago. threw.

Zeng Xiaoxian held the box, as if all his thoughts had been returned, a little frustrated: "Are you serious?"

Yifei stood up and said with a relaxed face: "Nonsense, I also changed the lock on the balcony. Buy one get one free, and the store also gave me an anti-theft chain. Of course I have the right to select suitable ones for my site." Stuff comes out here, including people—thanks for your cooperation."

It's obviously revenge!Zeng Xiaoxian finally understood, nodded his head viciously, okay, it's not a must!But what about the cake with the "sorry" note hidden in it?
"Feed the dog." Yifei gave him the answer.

Zeng Xiaoxian rummaged through the cardboard box and found that Yifei had done really well. She returned almost everything from the first season to the fourth season. It was a breakup!What about the peace talks?After thinking about it, Zeng Xiaoxian deliberately found fault and asked, "Where's the green cup I sent last time? Why isn't it in the cardboard box? I know you are reluctant, but I want to go back for your own good, lest you will fall in love with me one day." "

"Who cares about it!" Yifei went to the window sill and took a mug with potted plants, pulled out the plant, and handed the mug to him, "Please take a look before you shop online next time, is there a hole under the mug? It's just a flowerpot!"

Plant potted plants with the cup I sent you? !Obviously it is a very individual cup, I just don't know the goods!The more Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, the angrier he got, he picked up the box and went back to his room, before he left he said provocatively: "I'll show you what I'll use tomorrow!"

The next day, Zeng Xiaoxian blocked the hole with his fingers, filled the cup with coffee, and went to find Yifei.Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian approaching, Zhang Wei immediately moved a little away from the sofa to make room between him and Yifei, and warmly greeted him, "Teacher Zeng, come and sit."

Yifei looked at the magazine silently, pretending not to see him.

"No need, in case anyone feels uncomfortable." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his free hand, leaned against the back of the sofa, and put his hand on Yifei's shoulder pretending to be unintentional, "Oh, I forgot, this is a public place. It's not someone's private space, what am I afraid of?"

act recklessly!Yifei cursed in her heart, still treating him as air.Zeng Xiaoxian took a step forward, moved closer to Yifei, and sighed: "I really like this place more and more. There is no discrimination, no hegemony, and no one puts any anti-theft chain on the door!"

Zhang Wei was happy to watch the excitement, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Zeng, why did you bring a cup with you when you came to the bar?"

"Taste! You can tell at a glance that this is—" Zeng Xiaoxian raised the flower pot in his hand and said with emphasis, "A cup! Not only is it a cup, but there is also coffee in it——Mocha coffee, which does not leak a single drop. "

Also self-provided advertising words!That humble expression really makes people want to slap him away!Yifei wanted to return to thinking, hate to hate, but remained calm on the surface, calm and composed.Just as Zi Qiao came in in a hurry, she put down the magazine and got up, clapped her hands, and said, "Everyone is here, let's go, the meeting at 3601."

"The four of us?" Zhang Weidong looked around and couldn't see anyone else.

Yifei crossed her arms and didn't glance at Zeng Xiaoxian's direction from the corner of her eyes: "There are only three people here."

Obviously he didn't regard Brother Xian as a human being!Zeng Xiaoxian was in a hurry and was about to speak when Ziqiao saw the cup in his hand and snatched it up to drink, but the coffee leaked from the hole at the bottom and spilled all over his body.As expected, there was not a single drop of Mocha coffee left.cup?I think it's a cup!

After watching Zeng Xiaoxian make a fool of himself, Yifei happily brought Ziqiao and Zhang Wei back to 3601 for a meeting.The meeting begins with the death of Abo.Who is Abo?Of course it wasn't Zhanbo, but the potted plant that withered because of the loss of the pot!It was a bastard surnamed Zeng who forcibly demolished its nest!What a good life, it is so sad to disappear.Yifei suddenly raised her voice: "New and old feuds are irreconcilable. Do you know which side you should stand on?"

What do you think, Miss?A little conflict between friends, a little misunderstanding, can't make it so incompatible, right?Zi Qiao really wanted to smooth things over, so he said, "We are very sorry for Abo's death, but honestly, I am also responsible for the last incident."

Yifei asked sharply, "Did you make the PPT?"

Seeing that the fire was about to burn on her body, Ziqiao could only seek to protect herself first, and temporarily gave up Zeng Xiaoxian, and replied decisively without thinking: "That is absolutely impossible."

"As long as you recognize your position on the big issue of right and wrong, I won't care about it." Yifei's goal is only Zeng Xiaoxian, and he doesn't get entangled with Ziqiao.Zeng Xiaoxian said that she was lonely, boring, and empty, right? Then she dismantled him and let him experience what it means to "cry out among strangers, but strangers don't respond"!
Zhang Wei asked blankly, "What do you want us to do?"

"Originally, I wanted to hold a memorial service for Abo. You uncles should give some pensions." Yifei slowly walked half a circle around the room with his hands behind his back, "But as long as If you draw a clear line with Zeng, these gifts can also be waived."

Brothers on one side and cash on the other, how can it be a good choice?Seeing that the two of them were still a bit hesitant, Yifei added: "If you insist on being his accomplices, it's fine. But from now on, 3601 can only draw a line with you."

Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "Does that mean we can't come in?"

Zhang Wei's eyes widened even wider: "But I've always lived here!?"

Yifei smiled sweetly and said provocatively, "Oh? Want to try?" The two shook their heads decisively.

Outside the door, Zeng Xiaoxian was eavesdropping. Seeing the brothers surrender one by one, his eyes rolled, and an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, making up his mind.

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Teacher Guan Gu... Teacher Guan Gu?Teacher Guan Gu!This appellation really makes you feel more the more you listen to it, more noble the more you listen to it, more professional the more you listen to it, and the more you like it the more you listen to it.Under Yoyo's persuasion, Guan Gu finally accepted the idea of ​​becoming a teacher from his heart, and quickly put his idea into practice.Unexpectedly, Guan Gu encountered a career crisis on the first day of class.

That day, Guan Gu went to class well, and was particularly excited when he saw a group of energetic students.He is a good teacher, he will definitely teach these students well, let them appreciate the essence of comics, become an elite in the comics industry, and revitalize the comics industry.In the future, they will never again be like themselves, having to seek a second job in order to survive.Thinking of their bright future, Guan Gu’s voice was full of confidence: “Today, Mr. Guan Gu will introduce to you a very interesting field of painting—manga! In Japan, this is already a very mature art field. Art category. Let’s not write for now, everyone can share their understanding of comics, and if you have any questions, you can speak freely.”

Ali first raised his hand and asked, "San Sai, are you really Japanese?"

"Teacher, not Sansai." Guan Gu replied amiably, "I have been in China for many years, and I love this place very much, so I can be regarded as half a Chinese."

Another classmate Asong asked: "Then, do you forget your Japanese almost?"

"How could it be?" Guan Gu smiled and introduced himself in Japanese, "My name is Guan Gu Magic, please take care of me."

The students who were absent-minded just now regained their spirits and followed him in one order.Guan Gu quickly waved his hand, saying that this is a self-introduction, not a class reading, so there is no need to follow along.

Ali asked again: "Teacher, I heard that there is a big difference between Kansai dialect and Kanto dialect in Japan. Which accent is better for us to learn?"

Guan Gu pondered for a moment, then suddenly remembered his responsibilities, decided to bring the topic to comics, and asked everyone which comics they had read.The students said in unison: "One Piece"!A classic is a classic, and communication is barrier-free.

Female classmate Lingling asked: "Then do you know what Luffy's mantra is?"

When it comes to manga, Sekiya got excited, lifted his coat, put on his hips and pretended to be Luffy, and said in Japanese: "I は One Piece になる男だ!"

Everyone read along enthusiastically.Guan Gu faintly felt that something was wrong, he chuckled, and changed the topic back: "Besides the lines, I think the manga skills of "One Piece" are more worthy of our learning, aren't they?"

"Then what does this mantra mean?" the classmate asked again.Guan Gu had to explain: "What Luffy said is - I am the man who will be the One Piece."

Lingling suddenly realized: "No wonder he doesn't like the girls around him. It turns out that he is the man who wants to be the One Piece." The students obviously found a new point of interest, and they whispered happily.

Guan Gu coughed a few times, tried his best to maintain order in the classroom, and asked everyone to discuss comics together.But the students had new eccentricities and said that they would ask the teacher to discuss with them in Japanese. "Nani?" Guan Gu said heartily, are you playing with me?All the students followed suit, "Nani?" Guan Gu was anxious, and waved his hands to stop: "It's a sack!" The students followed suit, "It's a sack." "Koso! (Damn it!)" Guan Gu shouted angrily, and there was another crowd in the audience, "Koso!"

In this way, Mr. Guan Gu's first manga refresher class turned into a Japanese class inexplicably. If it weren't for the sculptures, sketches and easels that filled the classroom, he would have thought he had gone to the wrong classroom.

Go away when you are happy, and return when you are disappointed.As soon as he got home, Guan Gu naturally complained a lot to his friends, and said that he would go to Yifei to ask for advice on how to communicate with his classmates.But everyone doesn’t seem to understand it, because according to Chinese thinking, in the classroom, the teacher always talks about the teacher, the students sleep with the students, and people and ghosts go their own way; except for a little communication during the roll call, well water does not make mistakes River water, what other secrets can be used?

"Hiss, it's really strange—why is this?" Zi Qiao tilted his head in thought for a moment, then suddenly asked Guan Gu, "How do you say this in Japanese?" Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed After booing, even Yoyo couldn't help pursing her lips.

Guan Gu glared at them and said angrily, "It's not funny at all. I went to teach manga, so it's too disrespectful to me. It's clearly racial discrimination."

Zeng Xiaoxian persuaded him that racial discrimination is not enough, if it is gone, it will be peaceful, anyway, it is a lesson, what is teaching?As long as you preach and teach and solve doubts, you are considered a teacher.Guan Gu repeated his words strangely, delivery, cashier, and delivery—isn’t this express delivery?

Youyou comforted him: "Looking at it from another angle, at least they didn't sleep, it's just that their style of study is a bit off. It's fine to guide them a little bit." But Guan Gu still stubbornly said: "I teach painting, not Wang Erxiao. How to guide the sheep?"

Youyou gave him a white look: "Wang Erxiao is letting the cows go."

Zhang Wei came up with an idea: "You can win over one of the students and let him take the lead in asking you professional questions, and then you praise him severely, not only setting an example, but also bringing the subject back."

Win over a student?Guan Gu was confused.Ziqiao explained to him: "Students of this kind are known as class representatives. Every teacher has such a confidant, a little padded jacket in winter, little underwear in summer, and a little bastard in the eyes of classmates."

It's a good idea, but Guan Gu has just taken office and is not familiar with everyone, where can I find a class representative?Yoyo recommended herself, anyway, Guan Gu is teaching a refresher class, she can sneak in to listen in, and then be responsible for asking questions, so that Guan Gu won't be isolated and helpless.

Guan Gu pursed his lips: "But do you understand comics?"

Youyou pulled his arm to be cute and coquettish: "I have to ask you if I don't understand, Mr. Guan Gu..." The ending sound was drawn out and lingered in Guan Gu's ears, which immediately made him change his mind: "You are Accepted!"

Being an actor also has the function of helping people out?Yoyo's Tang's performance method has a new application.

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Do you still remember, in the fourth episode of the third season, the boy who owns a pet shop at home, got 38 points in the test and wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building?Because of what Oolong teacher said at that time, Meijia not only pulled him back from the death line, but also completely changed his destiny.

Zhang Sanfeng, please pay attention, it is not Zhang Sanfeng, that is, the suicidal man. Since he transferred from the Department of Veterinary Medicine to the Department of Telecommunications, he has suddenly gained motivation and it is much easier to learn.The school is based on the credit system. It took him four months to finish all the undergraduate courses by himself. After that, he signed up to teach in Tibet. At the same time, he taught himself a second foreign language and translated three foreign monographs.After I came back, I still wanted to recharge my batteries, so I finished my graduate courses.In addition, last year he and his classmates opened a new concept software studio, which quickly expanded to millions of users, and even venture capital companies approached him to help them expand the studio and strive for listing.

From almost repeating a grade in undergraduate to now being a top student and a successful man, Xiaofeng’s success trajectory is almost the same as that of Bill Gates at the beginning, and all of this is because of Meijia, so he is always grateful to Dade.As time goes by, gratitude nourishes and develops feelings, but his family has always disapproved of him falling in love while studying, Xiaofeng has always cherished this love.Until now, the graduate student was about to graduate, so he appeared in front of Mika with a fiery heart.

"Ms. Chen, no, Meijia, I have something to ask for your help." After the meeting, Xiaofeng briefly introduced his recent situation and changes, and Xiaofeng began to get down to business.

Seeing the new Zhang Sanfeng, Meijia was naturally very excited and happy, after all, she was the one who rescued him! "You said, as long as you don't jump off the building."

"There's a graduate prom this Saturday night, do you have time to show off?"

"Party!" Meijia's beautiful eyes widened excitedly, and the water in the cup in her hand almost spilled out onto Xiaofeng's suit, "Sorry. I'll just say it's fun to be a graduate student, happy all day long."

Xiaofeng didn't care at all, and explained with a smile: "This is a tradition in our school. At that time, every boy has to bring a dance partner, so I..."

"We've always been righteous when we walk the rivers and lakes! When we see a party on the road, we'll make a move when it's time to do it—is there any handsome guy?" Before he could answer, Meijia said to him with a serious face: "Okay, no problem, It's a deal!"

Party, party, handsome guy, handsome guy, you all give me a high!This is Mika's weakness.Zhang Sanfeng, you have studied it, did it on purpose?

In this way, in the name of Party, Xiaofeng not only went shopping with Mika, bought a lot of dresses she liked, but also invited her to dinner, coffee, and movies... Mika only regarded him as a man who was not doing business and spent all day. An idiot who plays Dota to dawdle, doesn't even have time to find a girlfriend, and even finds someone to replace his party dance partner temporarily. He never thought that Xiao Feng would have any thoughts about him.

"Didn't you tell me to seize my youth and find a man? Once I wear this dress, many male teachers will fall in love with me at the prom." Meijia was wearing a beautiful dress, and she carried two prom dresses and compared them repeatedly in front of the full-length mirror. .

After listening to her tell Xiaofeng's story, Youyou looked at her clothes and smacked her lips again: "I see, someone has already taken a fancy to you!"

"Who?"

"That little peak."

Meijia hurriedly argued: "No, he just asked me to make soy sauce for him."

Youyou looked at her and shook her head: "Graduation prom is not just someone you invite. Boys usually invite people they like. It's so obvious. Have you ever been to college?"

"No." Mika tilted her head, bit her lip, and tried hard to connect the experiences of these days together, "Impossible, he is still a kid who doesn't do business at all, and he didn't even have a girlfriend after going to college. Find."

"College is for taking classes, who said it's for finding a girlfriend?" Youyou was annoyed and funny, "So young that he was engaged in software design and yet managed to get venture capitalists, and he is still preparing for an IPO, this handsome guy It’s very promising, I advise you to follow it.”

Meijia still felt uncomfortable no matter how she thought about it: "But I still don't feel it at all. He... is several years younger than me. I never thought that I would find someone younger than me. I can't Accept sibling love."

How can you look like a little sister?People are ten thousand times more mature than you psychologically.Looking at the heartless Mika, Yoyo thought it was funny, and said: "What's the matter, Yang Guo is younger than Xiaolongnv. Don't you just look at handsome guys and never pick them? Besides, who asked you to change him back then?" life?"

To borrow Joe's lines, do you have to be responsible for the change?Mika really didn't understand.

With the hurdle in her heart, when she gets along with Xiaofeng again, Meijia obviously becomes unnatural.It was still a date for dinner, Xiaofeng kept talking there, but she absent-mindedly poked at the dishes on the plate, not knowing how to say no.

"When I was studying, my dad was very opposed to my dating. But he promised me that I could have a girlfriend as soon as I graduated, so I came to you as soon as I got the certificate." Xiaofeng looked at Meijia eagerly. "Look for me...can you introduce me? No problem." Mika talked about him embarrassingly.

"Didn't you promise me to go to the ball?" Xiaofeng smiled and shook his head, kissed La Meijia's hand affectionately, moved over from the opposite table, sat beside her, and stared at her affectionately, "If it wasn't for that time you Stop me from doing stupid things, how can I be today? Your words have given me encouragement and confidence. I have always thought that one day, you will see a brand new me."

"I see... your hair has grown! The young man is very energetic." Mijia was even more embarrassed, and suddenly reached out to touch his head, taking the opportunity to move away.While Xiaofeng was stunned, he yelled exaggeratedly: "Oh, I'm still cooking soup on the stove, let's make an appointment another day, bye."

After finishing speaking, Meijia fled in a hurry, almost admitting the wrong direction of the gate in a panic.Xiaofeng hesitated to speak, shook his head, marveled in his heart, the stupid girl is really attractive.

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The class representative plan was officially implemented, and Yoyo came to the school wearing a student uniform, saying that she was a transfer student, and it was easy to get along with the classmates, and no one doubted her identity at all.It feels so good to go back to the student days, Yoyo almost forgot that her "task" was in her body, and she hurriedly called Guan Gu to explain that everything was ready, only the teacher was invited to appear on stage.

"See you later! Mua!" Youyou sweetly kissed the phone and hung up.Lingling who happened to be walking over heard her, and asked curiously: "It's so sweet, classmate Yoyo, who are you calling?"

"My fiance..." Yoyo almost slipped her tongue, only to realize that she is a student now!He hurriedly changed his words, "Yeah, boyfriend! We met in the Internet cafe."

Lingling looked envious, and said that her boyfriend also met in an Internet cafe, but broke up with her a few days ago.She also generously excused him, we have been together for three weeks, and it is normal to get tired of it.Youyou was taken aback for a moment, and immediately put away the surprise on her face, and secretly told herself: I am a beautiful girl in adolescence now, I must remember, follow their thinking, and never say anything wrong again.

"We were going to watch a movie together on weekends, but there's no need for it now, you and your boyfriend can go see this ticket." Lingling said, took out two movie tickets and handed them to Yoyo. "Peach Blossom War Chrysanthemum Monster 2"? !What kind of messed up movie is this?Still making a sequel?Youyou smiled bitterly in her heart, and pretended to be very surprised on the surface: "I heard that this movie is amazing!"

Yoyo is moved by the enthusiasm of her classmates, and almost feels guilty for pretending to be a student.At this time, two male classmates came over and informed her that she was on duty today. "Cho...choke teacher?" Hearing about the work on duty, Yoyo was really choked.

The classmate explained: "It is just asking some questions that make the teacher unable to come to Taiwan. The new teacher Guan Gu is Japanese. He is stupid. It is easy to choke him. You just need to prepare a Japanese question. This is for new students. Welfare!"

Yoyo still opened her mouth wide and couldn't react.Lingling patted her and said with a smile: "You have class on the first day, of course you want to have some fun!"

It was only then that Yoyo realized that all the embarrassments Ganqing Guangu encountered in class were intentional by the students, but what was the purpose of doing so?Purpose?The students obviously don't have this idea, they are all students and not people in the society, what purpose can they have?At most it's a prank, just have fun!

Guan Gu didn't know about these episodes, and thought that Yoyo had already taken control of the overall situation, so he pushed Yoyo out as soon as class started: "I'm glad that we have a new student in our class today—Student Tang Youyou, I guess you must like comics very much Right. To show your welcome, you can ask a question about manga, and the teacher will help you answer it."

Youyou stood up hesitantly, the question was already memorized by heart, but how should she speak now?

Seeing that she didn't speak, Guan Gu thought she had forgotten the words, and reminded again: "Today's topic is 'appreciation of the works of Japanese manga master-Osamu Tezuka'." Yoyo always referred to Osamu Tezuka as "the bug in the hand" , Guan Gu specially emphasized the master's name word by word, for fear that she would inadvertently ask a biological question.

"Mr. Osamu Tezuka's masterpiece - "Astro Boy" has created a new style of painting, may I ask..." Looking at Guan Gu's expression full of anticipation, and then looking back at the same anticipation expressions of his classmates, Yoyo was troubled with. "We can be good friends in the future." Thinking of Lingling's innocence and friendliness, Yoyo finally made a decision and asked seriously, "Astro Boy...how do you say it in Japanese?"

The classmates roared with laughter, Guan Gu was so embarrassed that his face was bloodied.In this way, because of Yoyo's getaway, Sekiya taught a class of Japanese inexplicably, and he almost didn't use Japanese for cross talk.She really got along with her classmates, but Guan Gu really wanted to get along with her like a fly swatter!

The friendship of classmates cannot be ignored, and Guan Gu's career cannot but be supported.One plan fails, and Yoyo makes another plan.Why don't she sing a different tune next time, and then pretend that Guan Gu is angry, and throw her out of the classroom!Naturally, she can relieve the heavy responsibility of "class representative", and the students in the class may feel scared because of this, so they dare not fight against Guan Gu.

What Yoyo is talking about is killing chickens to scare monkeys or killing golden monkeys. Guan Gu's Chinese is not smart enough to tell the difference, but his brain is good enough to understand the spirit of planning.Thus, Plan B began to execute.

It was art class again, Guan Gu was surrounded by classmates, and everyone asked questions enthusiastically. "What is the function of ある? Which word is it changed from?" "San Sai, do you think my pronunciation is accurate?" "Can the teacher teach us to sing Japanese folk songs?"...

"Don't ask any more questions about Japanese, okay?!" Guan Gu was so loud that he almost collapsed, and he couldn't help shouting, and the students really quieted down, "This is manga appreciation, not Japanese basics, don't force me. Me! Otherwise, I will..."

Before he finished speaking, everyone helped him complete in unison in Japanese: "Seppuku!"

Seeing Guan Gu covered his face in desperation, Youyou stepped forward and said seriously: "Teacher! I love comics!"

Guan Gu was overjoyed: "Listen, this is your role model. Student Yoyo, please ask questions."

"I want to ask, I love comics! How do you say this sentence in Japanese?" As soon as Yoyo's words came out, the classroom burst into laughter again.Guan Gu was furious, pointed at Yoyo, and reprimanded loudly: "Enough! Do you love manga, Japanese, or teasing the teacher? My class doesn't welcome free-spirited students! Get out, get out!"

The students were really scared, and the classroom became silent.Guan Gu couldn't help but feel a little complacent, if the tiger doesn't show his power, does he really think I'm a sick cat? !

Youyou lowered her head and walked out with aggrievedness, walked to the door, and suddenly turned her head: "Teacher, I have a few words to say." After finally calming down, what kind of moth do you want to fix?Seeing Youyou's eyes filled with tears, Tang's acting method was ready to come out, Guan Gu's heart suddenly became cold again.

"Teacher, you are right! I am a free and undisciplined student, and I am not worthy of studying here. I have affected the order of the classroom and should be punished. I am sorry everyone. I will never be able to take classes with you again. I will be ashamed to come again in the future." .I'm so ashamed! I should go back—to my hometown."

hometown?Guan Gu has an ominous premonition that Yoyo is about to sing a big show.

"My hometown is in the countryside. My father was seriously ill, and my mother raised our eight children alone. In order to send me to the city to learn painting, my mother killed the old scalper who was farming, and married my sister to the village chief's idiot. Son, I just got this auditing seat, but I didn't cherish it, and actually used this precious opportunity to learn Japanese!"

Guan Gu's jaw almost dropped when he heard this, isn't this too contrived?

"Maybe my future will be changed because of today's mistakes, but it is my own fault! Yes, we are young and self-willed, and we don't take it seriously. But it cannot be denied that sooner or later we will pay the price for our ignorance and reckless behavior! However, this The price is too big for a country boy like me! It's too big!" Youyou suddenly knelt down on the ground and burst into tears, "Mother! The child is not filial! Sister! I'm sorry for you!"

A group of young and inexperienced students listened earnestly, Yoyo's tears came down, and several students in the audience couldn't help wiping away their tears.If this torment continues, this class will soon be over again.Guan Gu couldn't take it anymore, and interrupted her with a wave: "Okay! It's okay! Go back to your seat. Come back to class, just pay attention next time."

Youyou was so proud of her performance that she couldn't stop at all, she cried and begged him: "Teacher, please drive me away."

"No, you stay!"

"No! Drive me away!"

"No, you stay!"

The two of them answered like a seesaw, Lingling suddenly stood up and said, "Yuyou, don't leave! Teacher Guan Gu, you can keep her. Since you want to learn painting so much, we just don't make trouble."

Other students also echoed: "For Yoyo's sake, please stop speaking Japanese, and learn to draw with her seriously. We are a group!"

All students agreed.

Although Plan B had a little trouble and went a little wrong, the Japanese turmoil in the classroom finally subsided, and Guan Gu was really a little bit dumbfounded.

5
Ever since Yi Fei implemented the policy of fortifying the wall and clearing the wilderness, Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao were ordered to draw a clear line with Zeng Xiaoxian. Now the two run away when they see Zeng Xiaoxian, lest they cause trouble and be punished by the devil.Zeng Xiaoxian knew it well, but he didn't expose it, and he didn't force them to choose a side. Such a soft policy made the two brothers feel a little more guilty.

After a few days of implementation of the policy of convincing people with virtue, Zeng Xiaoxian decided to take the initiative.He had just returned home that day, and met Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao playing games in the room, and happily walked up to them and patted their shoulders, saying hello warmly: "Brothers, I'm back."

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei looked at each other, pretending not to see Zeng Xiaoxian, and each made excuses to leave.

Zi Qiao said: "I'm thirsty, I'm going to buy a bottle of Coke." Zeng Xiaoxian stopped him: "It's in the refrigerator."

Zhang Wei said: "I'm hungry, let's go grab some pancakes." Zeng Xiaoxian stopped him again: "I just ordered takeaway, it will be here soon."

The two had no choice but to reason that they needed to go to the next door to go to the toilet because of urgency, so they rushed out.Zeng Xiaoxian blocked them again. It's not that brother Xian doesn't understand the so-called people who are in the arena and can't help themselves, but there are only three of them now, and Hu Yifei is not here. The brothers have gone too far, right?

Zhang Wei looked around cautiously, raised his fingers in a silent gesture, and whispered, "Shh! She's everywhere." Zi Qiao then nodded sharply, expressing her absolute agreement.

This is too exaggerated, and it is everywhere. Could it be that she, Hu Yifei, can evolve into gas?Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips and asked the two of them: "Did Hu Yifei ask you to draw a line between me?"

Zhang Wei nodded fiercely, but said: "No, we just chat casually." "You agree?" Zi Qiao shook his head violently, but said: "Of course, of course."

"In this case, I won't make things difficult for you." Zeng Xiaoxian graciously let go of the two of them, took out two tickets from his pocket, and stuffed them into their hands, "Unfortunately, I have three tickets for the underwear show here. No one will accompany me to see it. Victoria’s Secret, tonight at [-] o’clock. I keep one for myself, and the remaining two, please pass it on to someone who is destined for me.”

Lingerie show?This, not so good... We are not interested, really, whoever wants to watch it.The two declined, nodding their heads while grabbing tickets.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, took out another pair of badges, and threw them in front of them: "That's right. This is a VIP badge. Wear it to enter the backstage. Remember to pass it on. I'm leaving first."

Zi Qiao caught the badge, competed with Zhang Wei to hang it on his chest, made a gesture of scissors, and silently said to Zeng Xiaoxian's leaving direction: Brother Xian goes first, brother will arrive later!

The explosive lingerie show completely melted away the pretended barriers.After returning from the show, the three of them hooked their shoulders together and sighed, drunk and a little drunk, life is so much, a beauty is easy to grow old, so you should enjoy yourself in time.All things are floating clouds, only love is worth a thousand gold, when it comes to excitement, the three of them clenched their fists and put them on their chests, and swear together: "Forever, always, good brothers!"

Coming out of the elevator, the brothers had to face the reality, one meter ahead was Hu Yifei's sphere of influence.

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhang Wei and Ziqiao understandingly: "Draw a clear line with me. As long as you have me in your heart, I will die without regret!"

Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't say anything. If you ask, I'll just say that at most we just visited a lingerie store."

It happened that Yifei came back from get off work, appeared from behind, coughed coldly, and the three of them were frightened out of their wits.Ziqiao quickly explained: "We just met downstairs." Zhang Wei lost his mind when he was nervous, and said, "Yes, we didn't go to the underwear show."

"Hey, what kind of badge is this? It's so beautiful?" Yifei smiled and said, seeing the badges on the chests of the three people, "What are you playing? Why don't you take me there, good brother?"

Zhang Wei clutched his badge, his face was so nervous that his facial expression was confused, and he said tremblingly, "Victoria has a secret, but we don't. I didn't take you there because... because... there... there is no size for you!"

This explains... Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian knelt down completely, one covering his face and the other hitting the wall.Don't be afraid that your opponent is as fierce as a tiger, but your teammates are as stupid as a pig. This is really a wise saying!

"Did you forget the confession just now? Make it up, make it up, and then explain after you make it up." Yifei glanced at them coldly, turned and entered the door.

At the critical moment, the brothers stood aside and sold friends to seek survival first.Ziqiao proposed a showdown with Yifei, saying that he was hypnotized by Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zhang Wei couldn't agree more.When I pushed the door open, I found that the door was locked.

Zeng Xiaoxian gloated a little: "Oh no, has 3601 drawn a line with you?"

"No way?" Zhang Wei knocked on the door, begging in a low voice: "Yifei, we compiled it, no, we summed it up, it's not right, anyway, let's come in and talk about it."

Yifei threw out a sentence in the room: "That bitch is right."

Is Zeng Xiaoxian right?Could it be that Yifei admitted that he was wrong?How is it possible, of course it means that 3601 has drawn a clear line with Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao since then!Then knocked on the door, and there was no answer from inside.Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian yawned and went to wash and sleep. Zhang Wei, who was homeless, panicked and dragged the two of them back: "Good brother, be loyal, share blessings and difficulties together. Don't force me Ah! I can do anything."

Zi Qiao squinted at him: "What do you want?"

Zhang Wei made up his mind: "If you force me again, I will...I will apologize to her!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Yifei has lost her humanity. If an apology is useful, I don't have to bother."

"That's because you are insincere. It's up to me to make an apology." Zhang Wei shook his head triumphantly. "I've seen it online. The most professional apology should be face-to-face and express guilt with your eyes. Those methods you used before They're all weak."

"The eyes can also apologize? Let me take a look." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it, and Zhang Wei immediately stared at him with a strange look, which made his skin crawl: "You'd better go to disgusting Joe!"

Zhang Wei stared at Zi Qiao again, Zi Qiao pushed his face away in disgust, and said contemptuously, "This is the look in your eyes when you watched the underwear show before." Zhang Wei turned and knocked on the door, Zi Qiao suddenly remembered the previous Yifei I gave them a spare key and quickly took it out.As a result, the door was opened a crack, with a safety chain hanging on it.

The weird Zhang Wei stuck his head into the slightly opened door, and stared at Yifei with his weird eyes: "Yifei, I was wrong, I'm here to apologize."

"What do you want?" Yifei suddenly saw a head stuck in the crack of the door. She was startled, covering her eyes, not daring to look directly into Zhang Weisao's eyes, "Go away! Don't look at me like that Follow me."

Zhang Wei continued to work hard, with a painful expression on his face, and even more obscene eyes: "I am sincere, please, let me in." Yifei couldn't stand it anymore, put on a pair of sunglasses for him, and looked at him. Stupid, almost laughed out loud.

Zhang Wei's electric eye was blocked, so he had to retreat. Unexpectedly, his head got stuck in the crack of the door, and he couldn't get it out after several attempts.Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian only saw his butt writhing around outside the house, and thought it was some new way of apologizing, and they were amazed to see it from the sidelines. Could it be called the Carmen Apology Method?
"Really, I'm really stuck. Help me!" Zhang Wei grinned in pain. Only then did Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao realize that he wasn't just pretending, and pulled his ass together. "Pull the head, not the butt! Ah! No, no, my head is going to explode."

Seeing his distressed appearance, Zeng Xiaoxian was both angry and funny, teasing him while teasing him: "I finally saw something called head being caught by the door today, you might as well take this opportunity to change it."

6
When Guan Gu and Youyou came back from school, they saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao trying to pull Zhang Wei's head out. Is it playing to pull out carrots? "Can we participate?" Yoyo asked excitedly, and Ziqiao shrugged, motioning for her to participate casually.

A group of people chattered around Zhang Wei's buttocks and couldn't come up with an idea. It was really not very good-looking.If you want to take down the safety chain, you must first close the door, but once you close the door, Zhang Wei's head will not be safe, so it's hard to do!
People outside the door came up with ideas in a mess, but Yifei inside the door had a good time.She drew a huge turtle shell behind the door, the stretched neck was just connected to Zhang Wei's head, and with the sunglasses on Zhang Wei's face, it looked like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
"It's just that the face is a little darker. It would be more similar if it was green." Yifei murmured to herself, took out her phone to take a picture, and ordered: "Smile - eggplant!"

Zhang Wei grinned cooperatively at the camera, and Yifei couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.Smiling meant that he was not angry anymore, Zhang Wei was overjoyed, and pleaded even more poutingly.Yifei covered her mouth and suppressed a smile. The anger just now really disappeared. Seeing his hard work as a turtle, she decided to let him go and go to the room to get a screwdriver.

Zhang Wei couldn't help laughing loudly: "She laughed, I won! Yifei is not angry anymore, she is going to help me remove the chain."

this is okay too?Everyone outside the door was surprised, and Zhang Wei was even more proud.Although I paid a lot of money, I still won the beauty's smile. It can be seen that apologizing is really a science.The words are not rough, and from this, if Zeng Xiaoxian can make Yifei laugh, maybe the Cold War can also end.

"Tch, do you think I'll put my head in there too? I don't have the talent for that." Zeng Xiaoxian tried to stuff his head into the crack of the door, but obviously the crack of the door was too small and his head was too big to get in.

However, although!Change the position, use some strength, maybe it will work, the three people outside the door together pushed Zeng Xiaoxian's head into the crack of the door, only to hear Zeng Xiaoxian's scream of "ahhh" and a faint cracking sound, I don't know what it is The door frame was still a skull, and Zeng Xiaoxian's head was stuffed into the crack of the door, right on top of Zhang Wei.

"Help! This is unscientific! My neck hurts!" Zeng Xiaoxian wailed.

Zhang Wei said calmly: "Lord, calm down."

"Don't you feel pain?" Comparing his heart to heart, Zeng Xiaoxian only now deeply understands Zhang Wei's feelings.

"It was still a little bit just now, but after your head came in, it's much better." Zhang Wei giggled, tried to turn his neck, and miraculously came out from the crack of the door!Not only is it liberated, but it can come and go freely.Zhang Wei was so happy that he kept demonstrating: "Lord, I'm in again, I'm out again, I'm in again, I'm out again!"

It happened that Yifei came over with a screwdriver. Seeing his twitching appearance, he threw the screwdriver away, folded his arms and watched them play tricks coldly: "Dare you think this is fun, don't you? I almost fell for you! Can you guys?" Get in by yourself, and get out by yourself."

"Yifei, Feifei, I'm really here to apologize. Besides, my head is really stuck!" Zeng Xiaoxian's head was stuck and he couldn't move, he forced a begging look, "Excuse me! You can smile too, Then let me out!"

Yifei was unmoved and could only rely on the help of friends outside the door.Theoretically speaking, to get Zeng Xiaoxian's head out, unless he finds a bigger head to plug in, but where can he find a bigger head than Zeng Xiaoxian's on the scene?Ziqiao, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu, Youyou took turns sticking their heads in, and they all had plenty of space.

"Hey! You still play formation." Seeing them having so much fun, Yifei became even more angry.

Zi Qiao: "Don't get me wrong, we are here to see Teacher Zeng for the last time."

Zhang Wei: "Lord, I have to say, your head is really too big."

Yoyo: "The four of us together can't save you."

Guan Gu: "Hold on, the property will come tomorrow morning."

One person said something sarcastic, and the four of them easily withdrew, ready to wash up and sleep.

"Tomorrow morning! Hey! Don't leave! Hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in despair, "Zhang Wei, listen, I'm stuck with you and you won't be able to get in tonight!"

Zhang Wei bared his white teeth with a smile: "It's okay, I can sleep in your room." Yifei gloated and reminded: "Don't forget to put some clothes on him, it's cold in the middle of the night."

"Outside! Try one last time, push my ass! Push! Stuck here overnight, I will be dried. Push in, don't pull out!" Zeng Xiaoxian begged them, and the four people outside the door finally came back together. Push Zeng Xiaoxian into the door hard. "One-two-three! Push hard, one-two-three! Make..." Before the slogan was finished, the chain broke, and Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in, lying on Yifei's body.

"Feifei, I'm sorry." Looking at each other, Zeng Xiaoxian said softly, his eyes were blurred, which was exactly Zhang Wei's sincerity.Four people outside the door made a fuss, and seeing Yifei's expression was wrong, Zeng Xiaoxian noticed that his left hand was on the ground, and his right hand was pressing on Yifei's chest... "Sorry, I really came to apologize." Maybe he was too nervous. Zeng Xiaoxian switched hands, put his right hand on the ground, and pressed Yifei's chest with his left hand.

Yifei stared at him fiercely, as if she wanted to swallow him alive. "Flick...one...flash", after Yifei squeezed out a few words between his teeth, he heard a "click", Zeng Xiaoxian was thrown out of the screen, this time it probably really was the sound of a skull breaking.

7
Although with Yoyo's hard work, the innocent and kind-hearted students promised that they would take classes well in the future, but after all, this is just acting. Can Yoyo still be a class representative for the rest of her life?She really missed the days when she was a student, and she was very happy to be able to spend more time with Guan Guyi every day, but it was not a long-term solution after all.Or, like other teachers, Guan Gu can also use the most common means of Chinese teachers to threaten everyone with failing final grades or not issuing certificates, coercing students to attend classes, and not daring to make trouble.

After much deliberation, Guan Gu decided to be honest with his classmates and impress them with his sincerity.

In class the next day, the first thing Guan Gu announced was the truth. "Student Tang Youyou will not come to class again. Because she is actually not a student, but my fiancée. She came to class to help me maintain order. Sorry, I deceived everyone. I hope everyone understands the teacher's painstaking efforts. I'm sorry! "

Guan Gu even bowed and apologized, but the students were embarrassed, and no one made a sound in the classroom for a long time.

Lingling raised her hand suddenly: "Teacher, can we ask a few more questions?"

Guan Gu smiled kindly: "As long as it's not Japanese, anything is fine."

"When did you get married? Can we join? Did you chase her, or did she chase you? How did you get married? How did you propose to her?" Lingling asked, "You have been together for so long , aren't you tired?"

Everyone was chattering, and questions were thrown out like a cannonball.Guan Gu's world collapsed again.

(End of this chapter)