Love Apartment 4
Chapter 14 Brother Rules
Chapter 14 Brother Rules
1
It has been said that Zhang Wei is just a Flappy Bird. For him, setbacks in life are normal, and what he should do is to always maintain full passion and a good mood, meet new life and future challenges, and flap his hands Those weak little chicken wings continue to flutter forever.
The pursuit of Weiwei failed, and the flash marriage failed silently. Zhang Wei deeply realized that the most important thing for a man should be his career, so he worked hard and strived to make achievements in his career as soon as possible.Although Zhang Wei lost the lawsuit against Haoda Real Estate, he also made some gains.He concluded that the reason why the lawsuit was lost was that he was not on the side of justice from the very beginning. Since he was on the side of money, he may not be able to please, so it would be better to be like Weiwei in the future, only representing justice for the weak Group lawsuits.Although disadvantaged groups cannot afford legal fees, Weiwei will definitely feel it when doing legal aid and promoting positive energy.
He was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the study, and Yifei and Mijia came over to watch the fun. After hearing what he said, Mijia’s first reaction was: "It’s because of Weiwei after a long time." Yifei also joked: "Don’t ask about good things." Motivation, anyone who can eat swan meat is a toad! Second Junior Brother, what case did you take over this time?"
The case of Zhang Wei this time is that there is a widowed old man whose son is unfilial and has taken over his house. Now the old man is homeless.
Yifei was filled with righteous indignation when she heard it: "It's unreasonable, it's completely unconscionable! Then do you have a plan?"
"Of course! The first step... I have to find the old man's real estate certificate." Zhang Wei began to search all over the world again, "I put it here last time, why can't I find it?"
Lawyer Zhang, has no one ever told you that tall buildings rise from the ground?With your qualifications, if you want to make your way in the legal and political circles, you have to start from the easy mode, for example, learn how to organize files and archives first.
Coming out of the study, Yifei told Meijia to be careful, and if Zhangwei was unsure, she could quickly ask Weiwei for help.Of course it wasn't to save Zhang Wei, it was to save the widowed old man!
Meijia suddenly sniffed and sniffed around: "It stinks, what does it smell like?"
Following the smell, I found that Ziqiao was fiddling with a flower with a small shovel on the sofa, transplanting the flower into a flower pot, and there was a bag of fertilizer beside it. It is estimated that the stench came from the bag of fertilizer from.Caihuaziqiao is an expert, but today he has such a passion for planting flowers?The sun really came out from the west.
Meijia was eating lollipops, but now he was so disgusted that he almost vomited the overnight meal, and scolded: "You are sick, if you want to send flowers to pick up girls, you won't just go buy them?"
Zi Qiao curled her lips, obviously looking down on her: "Can you buy it in the store? This flower of mine is a very precious variety, and its scientific name is - Western Region Datura Langaros."
The name is quite weird, and it doesn't look surprising, but it's just an ordinary rose.Ke Ziqiao also said that when the flowers bloom, the petals of the mandala rangaros in the Western Regions will show seven colors, which is very rare!Not only is the color special, but it also emits a unique fragrance that can attract women when it blooms, so he specially asked for a plant from a chick from the agricultural school he knew and brought it back to raise...
There are actually seven-color flowers in the world!Although it is not like Huaxianzi's colorful flower, a bunch of impossible wishes can be realized by chanting a few spells "Hula Hula", but at least for Ziqiao, with such a heroic magic weapon, he can bring it Let's go to the place where the beauties gather!No, it's galloping horses!
Yifei covered her nose and looked disgusted: "Then you can just ask for a ready-made branch, and there is no need to grow it yourself?"
Zi Qiao explained: "It is said that this flower is very delicate. If you pick it off, the fragrance of the flower will soon disappear. It should bloom within two days. Xiao Hei gave me a magical catalytic fertilizer, which is stronger than Jin Kela."
Yifei didn't believe it, and resolutely resisted: "I've only heard that black chemical fertilizers will turn gray when they evaporate, and gray fertilizers will turn black when they evaporate, but I've never seen catalytic fertilizers that will stink when they evaporate! No way! You are not allowed to grow them here. Otherwise, the fragrance of flowers will not smell. Come on, people are poisoned to death first."
Zi Qiao argued: "This fertilizer is not poisonous, it is all natural! It was produced by Xiao Hei himself!"
Depend on!Not only smelly, but also disgusting, Meijia and Yifei shouted at the same time: "Take it! Now!" In desperation, Ziqiao had to carry his precious Huahua to the rooftop.
2
Talking about procrastination, if Yoyo and Guan Gu are ranked second in the love apartment, no one would dare to rank first.Let’s just talk about the marriage. At the beginning, there was a lot of quarreling and sorting by color, saying that I would go all out and prepare for the marriage without any distractions. However, Zhanbo went to Africa. It seems that no one made a color scoring system for them, and the wedding was over. Of.This time, taking advantage of Zhang Wei's flash marriage, together with various bets with Zi Qiao, the two quarreled fiercely for a while, but now they have subsided again.Didn't you say that the banquet has already been booked?Didn't you say that invitations will be sent out?Didn't it mean that Guan Gu's parents are going to fly over here... Anyway, from the current point of view, the young couple is living a leisurely life, and it doesn't look like they are busy with the wedding at all.
On this day, Yoyo and Guan Gu made an appointment to go out to play, and when Guan Gu was late, a small incident happened.
Yoyo has a fan named Xiao Luo. Knowing that she loves desserts, she specially made a red bean double-skin milk and sent it over from Kunshan. She also said that whenever Yoyo needs it, desserts will be on call with just a phone call. Arrive.Yoyo is not a big star right now, but she suddenly found out that she still has such high-quality active fans, so she was naturally overjoyed.In order to express his gratitude to Ronaldinho, he agreed to take a photo with Ronaldinho, but it was this photo that caused a lot of trouble.
When Yoyo and Xiao Luo took a photo together, Zeng Xiaoxian happened to pass by. From his point of view, Xiao Luo was close to Yoyo's face, hooking her shoulders and back. What's more, Xiao Luo's hand was just on Yoyo's chest... …
"Oh My God!" That's not good, not good!
After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's exclamation, Yoyo lowered her head and realized that Xiao Luo was touching her chest. She was ashamed and anxious, so she hurried away and asked Zeng Xiaoxian to explain.Things weren't what he saw them to be, or, at least, not what he thought they were.
As Guan Gu's good brother and also a member of the entertainment industry, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that it was necessary for him to teach Yoyo a meaningful lesson, so he taught her earnestly: "Yoyo, you are an actor on the silver screen, but In real life, you are still Guan Gu's fiancée, how did you become so depraved? In public, you actually hooked up with a strange man openly! And his hands are... like that, how decent!"
Youyou said aggrievedly: "I just took a photo with fans, it's not as dirty as you think."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "It's really not that I want to go online. You have been blinded by the glitz of the entertainment industry, and you don't even realize it. Did the fans forget to behave after casual haggling? Brother has been popular before, look at me Any time?"
Have you ever been popular?Yoyo looked at him suspiciously.Zeng Xiaoxian reminded: "If I tell Guan Gu about this, guess..." Guan Gu will definitely make a fuss out of a molehill!Thinking of the consequences, Yoyo's attitude immediately changed, and she rushed to say: "Don't! Don't say it. You have been popular before, big red, bright red!"
Guan Gu was driven around for a long time by a jerk driver, and finally came back, and agreed that the two of them would go eat double skin milk together, and seeing that Yoyo had a ready-made one, he couldn't help feeling strange: "Huh? You bought it?" Already?" Yoyo was taken aback, and immediately realized that it was specially prepared for him.
"The price is too high..." Zeng Xiaoxian interjected nonchalantly, and was pinched severely by Yoyo.
After finally pinching a soft persimmon, how could Zeng Xiaoxian give up.Youyou had no choice but to send Guan Gu away before negotiating conditions with Zeng Xiaoxian: "You won, I owe you a favor, please don't tell it. As long as you keep it secret, I will promise you anything."
"Accept everything?" Zeng Xiaoxian had a wishful thinking in his heart, and put aside the brotherhood and integrity for now.
Such gossip, how comfortable it is to keep it in your heart, even if you can't tell Guan Gu, but he didn't promise not to tell others?So, Zeng Xiaoxian shared the news with other happy friends, and Ziqiao, Yifei, and Meijia soon got the news: Yoyo took intimate photos with a certain male fan, and was attacked in the chest!The live picture is absolutely salty and wet!If Guan Gu found out, he would be so angry that he would kill himself every minute... But to everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian said that he only told him one person, so he must keep it a secret.
Youyou originally thought that asking Zeng Xiaoxian to keep a secret was at most a matter of treating her to a meal, but she never thought that her bad luck had just begun.
Zeng Xiaoxian is a senior nerd, and games have occupied a large part of his life. If he wants to dominate the server without spending money, he can only spend more time and energy than others, fighting monsters, upgrading and picking up equipment.But a person's energy is limited after all, and now that there is free labor such as Yoyo, of course he must make the most of it.Therefore, Zeng Xiaoxian's first task for Yoyo is to collect treasure chests!
In order to keep the secret for Yoyo, Zeng Xiaoxian has tried to avoid Guan Gu as much as possible, playing online games in the room every day, as many grievances as there are, so naturally Yoyo wants to help.The task is not difficult. Zeng Xiaoxian patiently taught Yoyo: "It's very simple, I'll teach you: you stand here, choose a fishing rod, then fish, collect the rod after 2 minutes and do it again, and it goes on and on. Every time you catch a fish, There is a 2% chance of finding a fairy peach from the belly of a fish. Of course, I won’t let you swipe indefinitely, I’m very reasonable, if you collect all 99 fairy peaches, we’ll settle the matter.”
"I brush Xiantao and you sleep? Isn't this unscientific?" Yoyo really wanted to object, but she agreed to Zeng Xiaoxian, as long as he kept it a secret, she would do anything, and now she can only swallow her teeth.Or, "Can I have something else? Treat you to dinner?"
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed: "I can't dominate the server, I can't sleep well, let alone eat, I can't even sleep well, what if I tell the truth in a dream and someone hears it..." Hearing what he said, Yoyo had no choice but to give in.Who knows, the 2% probability is so low, and Youyou is still out of reach for 99 fairy peaches after spending day and night collecting treasure chests for him.
That's all, at best it's physical labor, and I've lost a few hours of sleep.Within a few days, Zeng Xiaoxian had a new eccentricity, this time, it was purely mental torture.
One day when Zeng Xiaoxian was hosting a show, a listener called to ask about emotional problems. Zeng Xiaoxian talked a lot and made the audience cry.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already stinky, found that he was simply unbelievably charming. Such wise words and such touching sentences were wasted on the airwaves in the middle of the night and no one cared about them?No, these flashes of inspiration should be recorded and will definitely be carried forward.
As a result, the heavy responsibility of recording classic quotations naturally falls on Yoyo again.Anyway, she doesn't need to sleep to brush the treasure chest every day. She clicks the mouse with one hand and records with the other hand, but it's easy.Poor Yoyo, it's already unbearable to listen to his boring program every night, and to record those sour words... Yoyo really feels that the end of the world is coming.A misstep has caused eternal hatred, regretting that I was greedy for a cup of double skin milk at that time, accidentally made a fatal mistake, was caught in a pigtail by a villain, and walked in the rivers and lakes. Sure enough, I need to always pay attention and be careful every step of the way!
3
Gossip is like happiness, you can multiply it by 2 if you share it.Yifei and Meijia are in the same room, and they both hide a big secret in their hearts, how can they resist telling it?Just about to exchange, Zhang Wei came over: "What gossip, multiply by 3."
With an idea, Meijia lied to him and said: "The vending machine downstairs is broken. Put a dollar in it, and you can get two bottles of Coke!" As soon as the words fell, Zhang Wei had already rushed out with a "whoosh".That's right, Attorney Zhang, put aside your lawsuit and come here to listen to gossip, how can you be worthy of the entrustment of the lonely old man to you!
As soon as Zhang Wei went out, there was a knock on the door, followed by an old man who came in with a worn-out military coat, a worn-out suitcase, a wrinkled face, and sleepy eyes. He stood at the door, coughed, and asked, "May I ask Zhang Wei?" live here?"
Could it be that Zhang Wei went downstairs and called the waste collector?Yifei and Meijia looked at this uncle who seemed to have fallen from an alien planet, but they didn't react for a while.The uncle said thank you, and walked in with his bag on his own initiative, found a comfortable position and sat down.
It's normal to be afraid of the cold when you're older, so just come in.Yifei greeted Meijia to pour water, and at the same time said politely to the uncle: "Master, Zhang Wei just walked away and will be back soon."
"Well, I saw him just now, but I didn't call him." The uncle slowly took out a cigarette and matches from his pocket, and asked Yifei, "Mind if I smoke?...Thank you." Without waiting for Yifei to speak, The cigarette is already lit.
After chatting for a while, Mr. Ganqing is really not a collector of waste products, but the old man who was fighting for the house with his son, and the client of Zhang Wei's case.Surnamed Hong, ranked seventh, known as Qi Ye.While chatting, Zhang Wei came back angrily, and yelled as soon as he entered the door: "Damn it! Who said that the vending machine is broken, pay me one yuan!"
Seeing Master Qi, Zhang Wei was a little puzzled, why did he come?
But Qi Ye said: "Didn't you invite me here? You said that you would not leave me alone, right?" Zhang Wei said "hmm", indicating that he had indeed said this, and Qi Ye followed suit. He picked up the luggage: "That's right, where is the toilet, I will put the luggage. I have prepared my own toothbrush and towel."
Seventh Master obviously misunderstood. Zhang Wei originally wanted to say that he was responsible for the case to the end, but the old man took this sentence as an invitation. Anyway, his son didn't care, the lawsuit was still dragging on, and he was homeless. It's a good choice to settle down and discuss the case by the way.
Qiye went to the toilet to smoke, Zhang Wei finally missed Meijia and Yifei, and said that they should not let a stranger in casually.But people came to see Mr. Zhang by name, and they said and acted completely on their own, leaving no room for others, so there is no way to stop it.If you want to blame, you can only blame Zhang Wei. A good case is not settled in court, but brought to the house.
Zhang Wei tried his best to turn himself around this time, and he really didn't neglect the case. It's just that he read the file too late last night, overslept without paying attention, and missed the court time.As a result, Qi Ye was in a state of confusion in court, asking the judge why he didn't wear a wig for a while, and smoking in court for a while. The bald judge thought he was in contempt of the court and announced the postponement of the trial on the spot. When Zhang Wei arrived at the scene, Day Lily It's cold.
Knowing the ins and outs of the matter, Meijia and Yifei complained and worried for Zhang Wei. They made mistakes in their work and caused this consequence. They deserve you for relying on you!But the question is how long will the adjournment be?What if he stays here from now on?Although Zhang Wei is crappy, he is still a lawyer, not a nurse, so it is impossible to provide food and shelter for the client all the time!
After a while, Master Qi came out of the toilet with his broken bag.Zhang Wei made up his mind and decided to make it clear to him: "Qi Ye, listen to me, I will be responsible for the house matter to the end, and it will be a matter of time to get it back. Or, why don't you go back and wait for two days? There is no spare room for you."
I thought Qi Ye would pester him for a while, but who knew that he was just being polite, so I'm sorry to bother you, and he planned to go out after packing his luggage.Before leaving, he turned back and asked if he could borrow some waste newspapers.
Zhang Wei asked strangely: "Why do you want to scrap newspapers?"
Qi Ye coughed for a while, clutched his chest and panted, "I want to put some under my underwear, so that when I sleep in the park, it won't be so piercing."
Unexpectedly, although Qi Ye is weak, his bones are still strong. Although his wife leaves early and his son is not filial, he would rather sleep on the street than disturb other people's lives.Seeing his pitiful words, Mei Jia immediately softened her heart, and persuaded him to stay: "Qiye, what Zhang Wei means is that although there is no spare room, you can squeeze with him if you don't mind."
Zhang Wei was taken aback, and when he was about to say something, Master Qi shook his head and declined, saying that the reason why he had a falling out with his son was because he didn't like the feeling of being unwelcome. "I didn't say you were unwelcome..." Zhang Wei wanted to say a few words of politeness, but Qi Ye was not a polite person, so he immediately decided that Zhang Wei had agreed to him to stay, so he said thank you, picked up the bag and asked, "Room Where? Since you welcome me, I want to see my bed."
Unable to chase away guests, Zhang Wei had no choice but to settle for the next best thing: "Even if you stay for one night temporarily, I can only wrong you to sleep on the sofa..." The sensitive Qi Ye shook his head and sighed, turned around and wanted to leave, Zhang Wei panicked immediately Changed his words: "No, no. Let's squeeze, shall we?" If Qi Ye's anger is gone, in the eyes of his friends, Zhang Wei will not become a sympathetic white-eyed wolf.
It's such a happy decision.A smaller and narrower bed was stuffed into Zhang Wei's simple study room, so crowded that there was no place to lift his feet.But Qiye didn't want to sleep on the temporary bed, saying that there was more privacy in the corner, so Zhang Wei had no choice but to curl up on the temporary small bed.
As soon as he lay down, Qi Ye leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?"
"Legal Weekly." Zhang Wei replied.After finishing speaking, Qi Ye moved his head closer, thinking that he was slow to read, so he dipped his saliva in turning the pages for him, and asked from time to time, is that person's case serious?How many years was that woman sentenced?
Zhang Wei couldn't bear the disturbance, so he simply handed him the magazine and asked him to read it by himself, but Qi Ye said that he was old and dim-sighted, and insisted on Zhang Wei reading it to him.Zhang Wei ignored him, Qi Ye just got up and smoked, Zhang Wei became angry and shouted: "Can you think about others? This is the bed!"
"The tone of your words is exactly the same as that of my wife, forget it, stop smoking." Qi Ye obediently put down his cigarette, turned over and lay down, and said with a sob, "She always nags me like this back then, and then she died. "
Seeing Zhang Wei's carelessness brought up other people's sadness, he was extremely sorry, Qi Ye immediately gave him a chance to make amends, stopped crying, and handed him the magazine: "Then read the magazine to me."
Everyone, old and young, say that old people are just like children, they don't need to brew when they turn their faces, and it is true.Zhang Wei has been an orphan since he was a child, and has never been close to his family. No matter how he can cope, it is wrong to say anything.Said that he should go to bed early when he is old, Qi Ye said that he despises the elderly; Zhang Wei admitted his mistake and said that he did not despise him being old, he blamed Zhang Wei for lying, he is 72 this year, how come he is not old?
Zhang Wei was so choked up by him that he couldn't speak, so he could only say: "...It's not bad, I'm so old."
Qi Ye's reaction was very quick, and he immediately replied, "I think you are very special."
"Who are you talking about?" "You say I'm old first." "I've said it all, you're just average." "I also said you're average, are you comfortable?" One old and one young in the room Noisy and noisy, they recruited Meijia and Yifei.Qi Ye was the first to file a complaint: "He thinks I'm old and wants to drive me away."
Yifei opened his mouth and scolded: "Zhang Wei! Do you have sympathy! He is a guest, why do you talk like that!" Meijia also chimed in: "If it weren't for you, would Qi Ye be homeless? I really thought you had As for the sense of justice, I misjudged you!"
Zhang Wei couldn't argue, but they forced him to apologize to Master Qi, but Master Qi was enlightened and said that he had already forgiven him, and the apology could be avoided.Such a lofty character really impresses the little girls.
As soon as Yifei and Meijia went out, Qi Ye blinked and asked Zhang Wei: "Is this trick okay?"
Zhang Wei really can't keep up with the rhythm of the uncle, how can he know what he means?Qi Ye smiled and said, "Nonsense? If I didn't come up with this trick, you would be able to enjoy the pajama show of two beautiful girls in the middle of the night? Which figure do you think is better?"
Zhang Wei was so shocked that he couldn't speak, Qi Ye only thought he was shy, and joked: "Lawyer Zhang, you live with the two girls, are you busy? Don't explain, it's no wonder you were distracted at work, I understand Yes, good luck."
Zhang Wei passed out and fell on the bed and pretended to be dead. How could Qiye let him go? He was either reading a magazine or chatting...
4
The next day, Zhang Wei came out of the study with two huge dark circles under his eyes, wearing pajamas and slippers, as if he was sleepwalking.It was also a night of chatting, but Qi Ye's mental state is good, and he went out to play Tai Chi early in the morning.As soon as Zhang Wei got up, he came back, with his hands behind his back mysteriously, saying that he had a gift for Yifei and Meijia, thanking the two beauties for their care.
Meijia took the gift and said pleasantly: "It's so beautiful, where did you buy it? The petals are still in seven colors... But it looks familiar?"
Qi Ye replied: "I didn't buy it. I saw that it opened strangely, so I picked it up for you."
Qiye practiced Tai Chi on the roof of the building, and the seven-color flower...Yifei and Meijia had just reacted when there was a rapid knock on the door, and Ziqiao shouted outside: "Yifei! Zhang Wei! Are you there? Open the door!"
Obviously, the seven-color flower brought back by Master Qi is the Mandala Langaros of the Western Regions that Zi Qiao regarded as a treasure!I have been raising it for a long time and I am waiting for it to run like a thousand horses. Now that the flowers have been picked, Ziqiao will definitely fight with him if he knows.Up to now, in order to calm things down, Yifei took the flowers back from Meijia and gave them to Qi Ye, asking Zhang Wei to take him to hide for a while, and sell the stolen goods by the way.
Zhang Wei pushed Qiye into the study, and Qiye asked aggrievedly: "They don't like my flowers?"
"Of course I like it, they all said you are too discerning!" Zhang Wei perfunctory him, looking for hiding places everywhere.
Qiye was happy to hear that, turned around and was about to go out, looking for a bottle to put the flowers in.Zhang Wei had no choice but to make a big move and took out the latest edition of "Legal Weekly": "Don't go out, because... I want to read the magazine to you!"
"The flowers I put on the roof were picked!" As soon as Zi Qiao rushed in, she looked around in a hurry, "I met Xiao Hei just now, and he said that he saw an old man in a gray military coat in the elevator. Holding a flower, and pressing the sixth floor. Have you seen it?"
old man?Where did the old man come from?Xiao Hei must have missed it!Yifei and Mika have the same caliber.Qi Ye's voice suddenly came from the study: "Read aloud, I can't hear you."
"Zhang... Wei, he's studying in the morning." Yifei hurriedly covered it up, but Ziqiao sniffed, smelling the smell of Jinkara, and walked directly to the study, Yifeila didn't hold her back.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Wei stood in front of the closet with a pile of messy clothes on his body, greeting everyone unnaturally.It hasn't been a day or two since Zhang Wei committed the second crime, but Ziqiao is still dumbfounded by such a situation, shouldn't he start reading early?What are you doing with so many clothes?
Zhang Wei wrapped his clothes a little tighter, and explained with a dry smile: "I read a... very cold joke, so I need to wear more."
Zi Qiao didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, just asked: "The flower I grew on the roof is missing, have you seen it? This flower is very special. The petals have six colors."
Regardless of whether you have six colors or seven colors, anyway, everyone agrees, no one has seen it, no one has seen flowers, and no one has seen any old man.But why is there a golden carat smell here?Ziqiao is still puzzled, could it be that Zhang Wei is also constipated recently?
Seeing that Zhang Wei was barefoot, Meijia suddenly interjected, "It must be Zhang Wei...stinky feet!" Yifei also winked and reminded him: "How long has it been since you washed, please deal with it quickly!"
Zhang Wei quickly took out the fragrance and sprayed it on his feet.Just as he was about to cover it up, smoke rose again from the closet, Qiye was coughing inside, Zhang Wei had no choice but to pretend to be coughing himself.He also said that he was spraying the smoke-type Lingshi fragrance, which has a unique taste.
Have you ever seen chocolate and fruity scents, fragrances and tobacco?Zi Qiao is not a fool.Just as he was about to ask again, the door of the closet was pushed open, and Master Qi came out with a cigarette in his mouth. The room was filled with smoke, and everyone coughed. "Will you play hide-and-seek? I'll come and find it when I'm done hiding. What's the point of chatting at my door? I'm bored to death."
The legendary old man?Master Qi showed up automatically, so Zhang Wei had no choice but to introduce: "Master Qi, my client, came to discuss the case with me."
Isn't Yifei just a flower to smooth things over?Do you still have to call the police?Wanting to cover it up, Zi Qiao was even more convinced that Master Qi picked his own flowers, and shouted angrily: "This is my painstaking effort! There is no way to explain it, and I won't let it go!"
Qi Ye comforted him calmly: "Young man, I'm sorry about your flowers... But since my defense lawyer is here, you should talk to him."
"I...that's right!" Zhang Wei accepted the move helplessly, frantically looking for words in the pamphlet he carried with him, "About your accusation against my client, I want to ask if you have evidence?"
Zi Qiao replied: "Xiao Hei saw it with his own eyes!"
Meijia was the first to object: "Xiao Hei even misread the style of the coat. He said it was a gray military coat. Qi Ye was obviously wearing a khaki military coat. The witness certificate is invalid!"
With a helper, Zhang Wei gained a lot of confidence, and said seriously: "That's right! Unless you have physical evidence. Which eye of yours is wrong here? Don't think that the other party is a vulnerable group, and you can do it without any scruples." , as a legal pioneer who upholds justice, I will not allow you to wrong my client!"
He looks like a pioneer in law and politics!Yifei and Meijia couldn't help applauding, and Qiye graciously presented seven-color flowers.Zhang Wei took the flowers and sang, "You have no proof! You have no proof!..." Everyone looked at him coldly, and Zhang Wei also stopped, looking at the seven-color flower in his hand in embarrassment.
Ziqiao snatched the flower, full of grief and anger: "My flower... is dead! Zhang Yida, this is my wingman! The Mandala Langaros of the Western Regions, if you pick it off, it will be destroyed! My ten thousand horses are galloping, what do you do? Compensate me?!"
Qi Ye suddenly shook his head on the side, and said slowly: "You only know one thing, not the other. It's rare to find mandala langaros in the Western Regions when they bloom, but picking them off is more valuable. If you don't want it, just give it to me. This It is a rare traditional Chinese medicine. Drinking tea can not only produce essence and nourish marrow, invigorate blood and strengthen yang, but also strengthen tendons and bones, strengthen the body and cultivate vitality. This hybrid variety has not been available for a long time, so everyone only knows its fragrance legend, which is not enough. strange."
Hearing what he said, Zi Qiao couldn't help being stunned, half-believing.Qi Ye acted like an old Chinese doctor, and pointed to Zi Qiao: "Young man, stick out your tongue and let me see... ss... You drink every day, lack of sleep, your kidney qi is weak, and your yang qi is getting weaker. Do you occasionally have a waist?" A sore back, a feeling of weakness in the limbs?"
"It seems a bit."
"Have you ever had a lollipop, strawberry?"
With just a few words, Zi Qiao was immediately convinced, and even called Qi Ye a master.Since it's an expert's advice, what's the harm in picking the flowers?Think about it and stop being angry.
Qi Ye said to him again: "The effect of drying this flower to make tea is good, it's better to wear it while it's just picked off, if you don't believe me, try a piece, it will have an effect immediately."
Zi Qiao really broke off a piece and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and didn't seem to feel anything.Qi Ye asked him to chew a few more tablets, but he still didn't feel it?Qi Ye kindly handed him a bottle of water, and pushed the flower that Zi Qiao put to his mouth, Zi Qiao rolled his eyes and swallowed the whole flower.
Meijia asked curiously: "Is it delicious? Do you feel rejuvenated?"
"There's a fart! I haven't washed it yet." Only then did Zi Qiao realize that he had been teased by Master Qi, and looking at his hand, there was only a bare rod left, and the evidence had already entered his stomach.
Sure enough, Jiang was still old and hot, and Qi Ye didn't care that Zi Qiao was so angry that he danced happily to Zhang Yida's tune: "You have no proof, you have no proof!"
5
Where there is oppression, there is resistance!Zeng Xiaoxian used the excuse of helping Yoyo to keep a secret, and endlessly instigated her to do this and then do that. Finally, Yoyo couldn't bear it anymore and decided to fight back: "Listen, I'm quitting! That's right, I lied to Guan Gu, but You knew it and didn't tell him, you are more hateful than me."
He was planning to ask Yoyo to take notes for a few more days, so that he could publish "Xiaoxian Quotations" for himself earlier, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't realize what Yoyo meant for a while.
I haven't slept well for several days, thinking about it, Youyou is furious, and she scolded Zeng Xiaoxian, "I was high that day, so I was taken advantage of by others, but it was an unintentional mistake? Besides, I am a woman, It's normal to have emotional ups and downs, but you are a man and also Guan Gu's brother. Brothers need to show loyalty, but you haven't done it."
Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
Youyou presses on step by step: "You boys have set the "Brothers' Rules", have you forgotten? All brothers should treat each other with loyalty and righteousness. Those who lie to brothers without telling them will be killed. Frivolous, frivolous and bullying Sister-in-law will be killed. Anyone who knowingly commits a crime and defies the law will be killed. It seems that these few rules are enough for you to die several times."
Thinking of "Brothers' Rules", Zeng Xiaoxian panicked and was so busy taking advantage of it, how could he forget all about it.Now that he is restrained but is restrained, he can only beg Yoyo in turn, not to tell Guan Gu about it.Youyou was fed up with anger, how could she spare him.The current situation is that two people have their own positions and reasons, it just depends on who speaks first!Those who run fast get candy, and those who run slowly - die without a whole body.
Relying on his fast pace, Zeng Xiaoxian ran away. As soon as he went out, Yoyo took out his mobile phone with a smile.No matter how fast your legs are, can you pass the phone faster?
When Zeng Xiaoxian rushed to the bar out of breath, Youyou had already confessed everything to Guan Guhe.Guan Gu was really furious, but he didn't blame Yoyo, but that fan, and vowed to go to Kunshan to settle the score with him: "I'm going to get the photo back, otherwise, if it spreads out, where will I put my face?"
Since Yoyo is kind, she didn't say anything about herself, of course Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to help persuade Guan Gu to calm down, but after much deliberation, he couldn't find a reason to stop him, so he had to say that Kunshan is too far away from here.
Guan Gu asked earnestly, "How long does it take to get to Kunshan from here by car?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied vaguely: "It will take a long time..."
How long is a long time?How long at least?Guan Gu seemed unstoppable.Zeng Xiaoxian strung threads in his mind: "Riding a horse? Riding a horse may take longer."
No matter how Zeng Xiaoxian procrastinated and made excuses, Guan Gu went to Kunshan, Xiao Luo's dessert shop in one go.Hearing that Guan Gu is Yoyo's boyfriend, Xiao Luo was very happy, and hurriedly prepared desserts for his "brother-in-law".Ronaldinho looked thin, passionate, and simple, and he had nothing to do with a boobie. Guan Gu was a little unexpected.But since he came to this place not far away, he still had to settle the score.
After a few pleasantries, Guan Gu turned to the topic: "I heard that you took a photo with her before, and you still hugged her?"
Ronaldinho smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, I use my left hand."
Guan Gu pretended to be fierce: "Is there any difference? Your hand is in the wrong place, so I came to you, either give me that photo, or keep the hand that hugged her."
Xiao Luo was stunned, and after a while, he said sadly: "If you really want it, take it." After speaking, he took off his left hand prosthesis, put it on the counter, and pushed it to Guan Gu. "Two years ago, I had a car accident and amputated. At that time, I was very painful and at a loss. I didn't cheer up until I watched the TV series played by Youyou. Although she didn't have many roles and always died, she didn't give up. This kind of spirit touched me, and that’s why I admire her. I watched every drama of Sister Youyou, and retweeted every Weibo post she posted. It was under her encouragement that I opened this Knowing that Sister Youyou likes to eat desserts, I sent her a VIP card, but I didn't expect... to be offended."
Now it was Guan Gu's turn to be embarrassed, returned the prosthesis to Xiao Luo, and stammered for words: "I... I don't know... I'm sorry! You misunderstood. Actually... I really came to get dessert."
Little Rome suddenly became happy again: "I thought you were here to fight. Nice to meet you, by the way, can we take a photo together?"
Guan Gu had no choice but to take a photo with Ronaldinho with a smiling face. In the photo, Ronaldinho's left hand was just across his chest, so Guan Gu was also hit in the chest.
Guan Gu ran for hundreds of miles to get into an embarrassment. He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent. When he came back, he couldn't help complaining to Yoyo: "Why didn't you tell me that Ronaldinho is disabled? I feel It's so bad, I almost used force on him in front of me! Also! I took a three-hour car to Kunshan to buy desserts, and when I came back, I ran into a driver who took me around! So it's all your fault!"
Yoyo said innocently: "I don't know either?!"
The two came to the bar arguing, just in time for Zeng Xiaoxian, Ziqiao, Yifei and Meijia to drink together, chatting in a low voice, talking about Guan Gu drinking jealousy and seeking revenge, how bloody the scene must be !Youyou got angry, pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said to Guan Gu: "You have fire, and I have fire. Let me show you the way. Teacher Zeng already knew about this. He violated your "Brothers' Rules" ", and also blackmail me, make me act like an ox, play games for him every day to upgrade the treasure chest, and listen to his broken program recording "Xiaoxian Quotations", this is also a clause in the "Brothers' Code", right?"
Guan Gu finally found a place to vent his anger, and he scolded Zeng Xiaoxian: "So it's you! You made me lose face in front of Yoyo's fans, and then I met Shisanlang Outer Ring, the most unforgivable thing Yes, you actually bullied Yoyo!"
Yifei gloated and reminded: "Three crimes, Zong Zong should be punished!"
Guan Gu gritted his teeth and shouted: "Violation of the "Brothers' Rules" - must be killed!" Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and fled, Guan Gu followed closely behind.
There was a lot of fun watching, and Ziqiao couldn't help laughing, and finally couldn't help telling her secret: "I'll tell you secretly, I knew about this gossip early in the morning. Teacher Zeng secretly sent me the news."
Yifei and Meijia said in unison: "What? The bastard said he only told me."
Yoyo became even angrier, and swallowed her anger for several days, it turns out that the secret is no longer a secret!Immediately said: "Not only that, he also told me that Yifei is too rough, Meijia is uneducated, and Ziqiao will only plagiarize his wisdom! If you don't believe me, please read the "Xiaoxian Quotations" I recorded." It was tolerable. , what can't be tolerated!The three of them glanced at "Xiao Xian Quotations" briefly, then gritted their teeth and cursed at the same time: "How unreasonable!"
"Guan Gu is stupid, even if he is killed, I will run back!" Zeng Xiaoxian ran back with a smile, and when he saw that everyone's expressions were wrong, he stopped subconsciously: "...why are you looking at me like this? "
The final chapter of "Brothers' Code" - those who cause public outrage must be killed! "You unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, unrighteous liar! Beat him up!" The crowd roared and rushed forward, pushing Xiaoxian on the sofa and beating him up.
6
Lawyer Zhang's various unreliable behaviors really cannot make people trust him.In order to help Qiye resolve the real estate dispute as soon as possible, Yifei called Zhang Wei to the assistance center and asked to assign a reliable lawyer to help Qiye.Who would have thought that the world is so small, and the lawyer assigned here is actually Weiwei!
Unexpectedly, instead of blaming Yifei for making her own way, Zhang Wei praised her for doing things too well.is not that right?No one would know that Zhengchou had done a good deed, but Yifei actually invited someone over.Weiwei said that she came to see the client Qiye to understand the situation, but in Zhang Wei's heart, this is an opportunity arranged by God, and finally he can rebuild the image that was broken last time!
Seeing Weiwei, Zhang Wei was smiling, and enthusiastically introduced her to Yifei and Meijia: "Let me introduce, my roommates Yifei and Meijia. This is Weiwei."
Meijia smiled and said, "Long-awaited! You are what people in the world call 'Zhang Wei's Nemesis'."
Weiwei smiled sheepishly, and explained: "The last case has already been closed, and we are no longer our opponents."
Yifei patted her and laughed three times: "Weiwei, you are too modest, he is no match for you."
A few words of pleasantries, Weiwei has business to do and needs to meet the client soon.Zhang Wei was thinking about living with Weiwei, so he couldn't care less about Qi Ye, so he lied: "Qi Ye is not here."
Weiwei was puzzled: "But I heard that the case has not been settled, and he has been living with you."
"It just didn't seem to work out. In fact, I've already settled the other party in private. I arranged for him to live in a hotel for a while and wait for the handover procedure." Zhang Wei reminded Yifei and Meijia with winks while rambling: "Aren't you going to go shopping? Let's go!"
Yifei was angry and funny, and told him outside the door: "Remember to call and go to the hotel. I'm afraid I won't be able to sit still, so I'll come out to find you!"
Only then did Zhang Wei remember that Master Qi was still in the study, and he was so excited that he forgot about him.Pretending to pour tea for Weiwei, Zhang Wei walked into the study wretchedly, and whispered to Qi Ye, "Shhh, listen, there is an important guest outside, just stay here and don't come out, okay?"
Qi Ye knew it clearly: "It's a girl! You already have two, and you want to ask for a third one? Is it prettier than these two? I'll go and see."
Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped him, and promised that as long as Qi Ye behaved and kept quiet today, he would read the magazine to him when he turned back!A whole book!Ola, understand!Qi Ye blinked, and Zhang Wei went out in peace.
Clearing away all obstacles, Zhang Wei proudly prepared a candlelight dinner - candles + two bowls of noodles.
Weiwei asked in surprise: "Aren't you talking about the case? Why did you invite me to eat noodles?"
Zhang Wei thoughtfully said, "I guess you must be hungry."
I'm hungry... can I go out to eat?Zhang Weixin said, isn't it too expensive outside?What's more, the drunken man's intention is not to drink, it doesn't matter whether it's a meal or a meal, the most important thing is that he finally has the opportunity to be in the same room with Weiwei, and he can speak freely and express his heartfelt heart.
Just as he was about to speak, Master Qi came out and went to pour water on the tea table. Zhang Wei waved his hands, signaling him to go back.Weiwei didn't see him with her back turned, but when she saw him slapping his hands back and forth, she thought something was wrong, so she hurriedly asked what was wrong.
"The noodles are too hot, let me slap you." Zhang Wei smiled, and deliberately slapped the noodle bowl a few more times.
Weiwei heaved a sigh of relief, and also laughed, keeping the three sentences in line, and the topic turned to the case: "I thought Old Man Hong's case was very troublesome, but I didn't expect you to finish it so quickly."
Zhang Wei was exhilarated by the praise, but on the surface he pretended to be very steady: "The battle must be resolved quickly, and there are still a lot of cases waiting for me to deal with." The seventh master came out again, and Zhang Wei waved him back again, fearing that Wei Wei Wei became suspicious, he turned his palm back and forth in front of Wei Wei's eyes, and added: "I mean... this kind of case—it's as easy as flipping your finger."
But within half a minute, Master Qi came out again, pointing to his cup and then to the kettle, Zhang Wei was so excited that he slapped down all the candles on the table.Weiwei turned her head and saw Master Qi, Zhang Wei rushed to introduce him: "He is Qi...uncle, he is here to visit relatives."
Weiwei reminded him: "Aren't you an orphan?"
"You did it, you did it." Before the explanation was finished here, Master Qi came out again.Zhang Wei was furious, rushed over and pulled him aside, and asked viciously: "You have never finished! Didn't you say that you can't come out? If you want to pour water, you can pour it once. Do you need to come out four times? You hippopotamus !"
Smoke came out of the study door, Zhang Wei was stunned, and asked: "How many cigarettes have you smoked? If you smoke, you smoke, and you deny it; when you see beautiful women, you look at beautiful women, and you pretend to be thirsty."
Qi Ye told him mysteriously: "It's not me. I poured water not because I was thirsty, but to put out the fire. Your bed was lit by shredded tobacco."
"Continue to make up!—Fire out? Cut... put out the fire! What!" After finally realizing it, Zhang Wei plunged into the study.
Half an hour later, the fire was finally extinguished, and Zhang Wei came out with a dark face, gulping down water.
Weiwei looked at him: "Zhang Wei, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Zhang Wei's mouth is stubborn, and he is still holding on: "Listen to my explanation, in fact, I have the ability to solve Qi Ye's case, it was just an accident last time."
Weiwei shook her head: "I'm not talking about old man Hong, I didn't know that your conditions are so difficult, and you still sleep in the study."
"This...is another accident...Actually, I'm really tall, rich and handsome." Seeing Weiwei's clear gaze, Zhang Wei lost the courage to continue lying, and asked in a low voice, "You won't look down on me, will you?"
Weiwei sighed and said seriously: "Winning or losing a case is a common thing, I don't care. I don't care whether you are tall, rich and handsome, but I like honest people. If you need to contact me, leave."
This time's departure will probably be indefinite.Zhang Wei felt sad, and couldn't help yelling at Qi Ye: "I kindly wanted to help you, but you ruined my life several times. I finally understand why your son wants to separate from you. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it." you!"
"I'm sorry, I'll take some newspapers and leave." Seeing that Zhang Wei was unmoved, Qi Ye took the initiative to lift his luggage, "Thank you for your care. I'm leaving."
Still pretending to be cute!There is no audience watching you perform today.Zhang Wei thought bitterly, and when he looked back, Master Qi had indeed left, and shouted at the door again: "If you really want to go, don't come back!" After waiting for a long time, Master Qi really didn't come back...
7
After confirming that Master Qi really ran away from home, Zhang Wei panicked.He has been an orphan since he was a child, so he is not used to getting along with his elders.But Zhang Wei will never forget the feeling of being abandoned.After Qiye left, he searched for all the places Qiye might go several times in one night, but found nothing.
"It's all my fault. I was so angry at the time, I really didn't mean to drive him away." Back at the apartment, Zhang Wei rubbed his hair messily, regretting too much.Yifei and Meijia saw that he was sincerely repentant, so they didn't say anything more about him, but were busy trying to find someone.
Yifei comforted him: "Maybe Master Qi has gone back to his son."
Zhang Wei beat himself in frustration, and said bitterly, "He must think I'm more of a jerk than his son."
Meijia simply called the police: "110? I want to find a missing old man. His name is Hong Qi, over 70 years old, 1.7 meters tall. He is carrying a suitcase... Master Qi!"
When Zhang Wei saw Qiye coming back, he jumped up excitedly, almost hugging him, crying and laughing at the same time: "Where did you go, Qiye? You scared me to death."
Qi Ye smiled and patted Zhang Wei, as if coaxing a child who hadn't grown up: "Yesterday, I was so smoky that I wanted to go to the bathhouse to take a shower and come back, but I didn't expect to sleep all night. I'm here to talk to you today." Say goodbye, I shouldn't cause you any trouble."
Zhang Wei thought he was still angry, bowed and apologized: "Qiye, I was the one who spoke too hard yesterday, don't be angry. Give me another chance, I won't mind how long you stay here. If you still Don't believe me, I can be your godfather, no, it's not right for you to be my godson..."
"I've accepted your wish. I'm not angry with you. I really don't belong here." Seventh Master stroked Zhang Wei's messy hair and sighed, "I'm satisfied if my son is half as good as you, but a thousand Don't let my roommate know that I have a son."
roommate?It turned out that Qi Ye passed by a community on the way back today, and saw that there was a apartment called Xiyanghong for rent, so he went to have a look.As a result, the apartment environment is very ideal, and I also met two very good female roommates, who are also about the same age as Qiye, and they have a common language.One is Chunli and the other is Qiuxiang.
Qi Ye took out two photos, which were a group photo of the two old aunts, and said with a smile: "I've made up my mind, if I win the lawsuit, I'll sell the house; if I don't win, I'll continue to rent with them. Goodbye , Ladies and gentlemen, a better life is ahead, let us gallop forward."
In this way, no matter how Zhang Wei's case was handled in the end, Qi Ye lived his postmodern life happily.It is said that the inspiration for this double-horse straddle is still benefited from the experience of getting along with Zhang Wei.
(End of this chapter)
1
It has been said that Zhang Wei is just a Flappy Bird. For him, setbacks in life are normal, and what he should do is to always maintain full passion and a good mood, meet new life and future challenges, and flap his hands Those weak little chicken wings continue to flutter forever.
The pursuit of Weiwei failed, and the flash marriage failed silently. Zhang Wei deeply realized that the most important thing for a man should be his career, so he worked hard and strived to make achievements in his career as soon as possible.Although Zhang Wei lost the lawsuit against Haoda Real Estate, he also made some gains.He concluded that the reason why the lawsuit was lost was that he was not on the side of justice from the very beginning. Since he was on the side of money, he may not be able to please, so it would be better to be like Weiwei in the future, only representing justice for the weak Group lawsuits.Although disadvantaged groups cannot afford legal fees, Weiwei will definitely feel it when doing legal aid and promoting positive energy.
He was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the study, and Yifei and Mijia came over to watch the fun. After hearing what he said, Mijia’s first reaction was: "It’s because of Weiwei after a long time." Yifei also joked: "Don’t ask about good things." Motivation, anyone who can eat swan meat is a toad! Second Junior Brother, what case did you take over this time?"
The case of Zhang Wei this time is that there is a widowed old man whose son is unfilial and has taken over his house. Now the old man is homeless.
Yifei was filled with righteous indignation when she heard it: "It's unreasonable, it's completely unconscionable! Then do you have a plan?"
"Of course! The first step... I have to find the old man's real estate certificate." Zhang Wei began to search all over the world again, "I put it here last time, why can't I find it?"
Lawyer Zhang, has no one ever told you that tall buildings rise from the ground?With your qualifications, if you want to make your way in the legal and political circles, you have to start from the easy mode, for example, learn how to organize files and archives first.
Coming out of the study, Yifei told Meijia to be careful, and if Zhangwei was unsure, she could quickly ask Weiwei for help.Of course it wasn't to save Zhang Wei, it was to save the widowed old man!
Meijia suddenly sniffed and sniffed around: "It stinks, what does it smell like?"
Following the smell, I found that Ziqiao was fiddling with a flower with a small shovel on the sofa, transplanting the flower into a flower pot, and there was a bag of fertilizer beside it. It is estimated that the stench came from the bag of fertilizer from.Caihuaziqiao is an expert, but today he has such a passion for planting flowers?The sun really came out from the west.
Meijia was eating lollipops, but now he was so disgusted that he almost vomited the overnight meal, and scolded: "You are sick, if you want to send flowers to pick up girls, you won't just go buy them?"
Zi Qiao curled her lips, obviously looking down on her: "Can you buy it in the store? This flower of mine is a very precious variety, and its scientific name is - Western Region Datura Langaros."
The name is quite weird, and it doesn't look surprising, but it's just an ordinary rose.Ke Ziqiao also said that when the flowers bloom, the petals of the mandala rangaros in the Western Regions will show seven colors, which is very rare!Not only is the color special, but it also emits a unique fragrance that can attract women when it blooms, so he specially asked for a plant from a chick from the agricultural school he knew and brought it back to raise...
There are actually seven-color flowers in the world!Although it is not like Huaxianzi's colorful flower, a bunch of impossible wishes can be realized by chanting a few spells "Hula Hula", but at least for Ziqiao, with such a heroic magic weapon, he can bring it Let's go to the place where the beauties gather!No, it's galloping horses!
Yifei covered her nose and looked disgusted: "Then you can just ask for a ready-made branch, and there is no need to grow it yourself?"
Zi Qiao explained: "It is said that this flower is very delicate. If you pick it off, the fragrance of the flower will soon disappear. It should bloom within two days. Xiao Hei gave me a magical catalytic fertilizer, which is stronger than Jin Kela."
Yifei didn't believe it, and resolutely resisted: "I've only heard that black chemical fertilizers will turn gray when they evaporate, and gray fertilizers will turn black when they evaporate, but I've never seen catalytic fertilizers that will stink when they evaporate! No way! You are not allowed to grow them here. Otherwise, the fragrance of flowers will not smell. Come on, people are poisoned to death first."
Zi Qiao argued: "This fertilizer is not poisonous, it is all natural! It was produced by Xiao Hei himself!"
Depend on!Not only smelly, but also disgusting, Meijia and Yifei shouted at the same time: "Take it! Now!" In desperation, Ziqiao had to carry his precious Huahua to the rooftop.
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Talking about procrastination, if Yoyo and Guan Gu are ranked second in the love apartment, no one would dare to rank first.Let’s just talk about the marriage. At the beginning, there was a lot of quarreling and sorting by color, saying that I would go all out and prepare for the marriage without any distractions. However, Zhanbo went to Africa. It seems that no one made a color scoring system for them, and the wedding was over. Of.This time, taking advantage of Zhang Wei's flash marriage, together with various bets with Zi Qiao, the two quarreled fiercely for a while, but now they have subsided again.Didn't you say that the banquet has already been booked?Didn't you say that invitations will be sent out?Didn't it mean that Guan Gu's parents are going to fly over here... Anyway, from the current point of view, the young couple is living a leisurely life, and it doesn't look like they are busy with the wedding at all.
On this day, Yoyo and Guan Gu made an appointment to go out to play, and when Guan Gu was late, a small incident happened.
Yoyo has a fan named Xiao Luo. Knowing that she loves desserts, she specially made a red bean double-skin milk and sent it over from Kunshan. She also said that whenever Yoyo needs it, desserts will be on call with just a phone call. Arrive.Yoyo is not a big star right now, but she suddenly found out that she still has such high-quality active fans, so she was naturally overjoyed.In order to express his gratitude to Ronaldinho, he agreed to take a photo with Ronaldinho, but it was this photo that caused a lot of trouble.
When Yoyo and Xiao Luo took a photo together, Zeng Xiaoxian happened to pass by. From his point of view, Xiao Luo was close to Yoyo's face, hooking her shoulders and back. What's more, Xiao Luo's hand was just on Yoyo's chest... …
"Oh My God!" That's not good, not good!
After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's exclamation, Yoyo lowered her head and realized that Xiao Luo was touching her chest. She was ashamed and anxious, so she hurried away and asked Zeng Xiaoxian to explain.Things weren't what he saw them to be, or, at least, not what he thought they were.
As Guan Gu's good brother and also a member of the entertainment industry, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that it was necessary for him to teach Yoyo a meaningful lesson, so he taught her earnestly: "Yoyo, you are an actor on the silver screen, but In real life, you are still Guan Gu's fiancée, how did you become so depraved? In public, you actually hooked up with a strange man openly! And his hands are... like that, how decent!"
Youyou said aggrievedly: "I just took a photo with fans, it's not as dirty as you think."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "It's really not that I want to go online. You have been blinded by the glitz of the entertainment industry, and you don't even realize it. Did the fans forget to behave after casual haggling? Brother has been popular before, look at me Any time?"
Have you ever been popular?Yoyo looked at him suspiciously.Zeng Xiaoxian reminded: "If I tell Guan Gu about this, guess..." Guan Gu will definitely make a fuss out of a molehill!Thinking of the consequences, Yoyo's attitude immediately changed, and she rushed to say: "Don't! Don't say it. You have been popular before, big red, bright red!"
Guan Gu was driven around for a long time by a jerk driver, and finally came back, and agreed that the two of them would go eat double skin milk together, and seeing that Yoyo had a ready-made one, he couldn't help feeling strange: "Huh? You bought it?" Already?" Yoyo was taken aback, and immediately realized that it was specially prepared for him.
"The price is too high..." Zeng Xiaoxian interjected nonchalantly, and was pinched severely by Yoyo.
After finally pinching a soft persimmon, how could Zeng Xiaoxian give up.Youyou had no choice but to send Guan Gu away before negotiating conditions with Zeng Xiaoxian: "You won, I owe you a favor, please don't tell it. As long as you keep it secret, I will promise you anything."
"Accept everything?" Zeng Xiaoxian had a wishful thinking in his heart, and put aside the brotherhood and integrity for now.
Such gossip, how comfortable it is to keep it in your heart, even if you can't tell Guan Gu, but he didn't promise not to tell others?So, Zeng Xiaoxian shared the news with other happy friends, and Ziqiao, Yifei, and Meijia soon got the news: Yoyo took intimate photos with a certain male fan, and was attacked in the chest!The live picture is absolutely salty and wet!If Guan Gu found out, he would be so angry that he would kill himself every minute... But to everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian said that he only told him one person, so he must keep it a secret.
Youyou originally thought that asking Zeng Xiaoxian to keep a secret was at most a matter of treating her to a meal, but she never thought that her bad luck had just begun.
Zeng Xiaoxian is a senior nerd, and games have occupied a large part of his life. If he wants to dominate the server without spending money, he can only spend more time and energy than others, fighting monsters, upgrading and picking up equipment.But a person's energy is limited after all, and now that there is free labor such as Yoyo, of course he must make the most of it.Therefore, Zeng Xiaoxian's first task for Yoyo is to collect treasure chests!
In order to keep the secret for Yoyo, Zeng Xiaoxian has tried to avoid Guan Gu as much as possible, playing online games in the room every day, as many grievances as there are, so naturally Yoyo wants to help.The task is not difficult. Zeng Xiaoxian patiently taught Yoyo: "It's very simple, I'll teach you: you stand here, choose a fishing rod, then fish, collect the rod after 2 minutes and do it again, and it goes on and on. Every time you catch a fish, There is a 2% chance of finding a fairy peach from the belly of a fish. Of course, I won’t let you swipe indefinitely, I’m very reasonable, if you collect all 99 fairy peaches, we’ll settle the matter.”
"I brush Xiantao and you sleep? Isn't this unscientific?" Yoyo really wanted to object, but she agreed to Zeng Xiaoxian, as long as he kept it a secret, she would do anything, and now she can only swallow her teeth.Or, "Can I have something else? Treat you to dinner?"
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed: "I can't dominate the server, I can't sleep well, let alone eat, I can't even sleep well, what if I tell the truth in a dream and someone hears it..." Hearing what he said, Yoyo had no choice but to give in.Who knows, the 2% probability is so low, and Youyou is still out of reach for 99 fairy peaches after spending day and night collecting treasure chests for him.
That's all, at best it's physical labor, and I've lost a few hours of sleep.Within a few days, Zeng Xiaoxian had a new eccentricity, this time, it was purely mental torture.
One day when Zeng Xiaoxian was hosting a show, a listener called to ask about emotional problems. Zeng Xiaoxian talked a lot and made the audience cry.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already stinky, found that he was simply unbelievably charming. Such wise words and such touching sentences were wasted on the airwaves in the middle of the night and no one cared about them?No, these flashes of inspiration should be recorded and will definitely be carried forward.
As a result, the heavy responsibility of recording classic quotations naturally falls on Yoyo again.Anyway, she doesn't need to sleep to brush the treasure chest every day. She clicks the mouse with one hand and records with the other hand, but it's easy.Poor Yoyo, it's already unbearable to listen to his boring program every night, and to record those sour words... Yoyo really feels that the end of the world is coming.A misstep has caused eternal hatred, regretting that I was greedy for a cup of double skin milk at that time, accidentally made a fatal mistake, was caught in a pigtail by a villain, and walked in the rivers and lakes. Sure enough, I need to always pay attention and be careful every step of the way!
3
Gossip is like happiness, you can multiply it by 2 if you share it.Yifei and Meijia are in the same room, and they both hide a big secret in their hearts, how can they resist telling it?Just about to exchange, Zhang Wei came over: "What gossip, multiply by 3."
With an idea, Meijia lied to him and said: "The vending machine downstairs is broken. Put a dollar in it, and you can get two bottles of Coke!" As soon as the words fell, Zhang Wei had already rushed out with a "whoosh".That's right, Attorney Zhang, put aside your lawsuit and come here to listen to gossip, how can you be worthy of the entrustment of the lonely old man to you!
As soon as Zhang Wei went out, there was a knock on the door, followed by an old man who came in with a worn-out military coat, a worn-out suitcase, a wrinkled face, and sleepy eyes. He stood at the door, coughed, and asked, "May I ask Zhang Wei?" live here?"
Could it be that Zhang Wei went downstairs and called the waste collector?Yifei and Meijia looked at this uncle who seemed to have fallen from an alien planet, but they didn't react for a while.The uncle said thank you, and walked in with his bag on his own initiative, found a comfortable position and sat down.
It's normal to be afraid of the cold when you're older, so just come in.Yifei greeted Meijia to pour water, and at the same time said politely to the uncle: "Master, Zhang Wei just walked away and will be back soon."
"Well, I saw him just now, but I didn't call him." The uncle slowly took out a cigarette and matches from his pocket, and asked Yifei, "Mind if I smoke?...Thank you." Without waiting for Yifei to speak, The cigarette is already lit.
After chatting for a while, Mr. Ganqing is really not a collector of waste products, but the old man who was fighting for the house with his son, and the client of Zhang Wei's case.Surnamed Hong, ranked seventh, known as Qi Ye.While chatting, Zhang Wei came back angrily, and yelled as soon as he entered the door: "Damn it! Who said that the vending machine is broken, pay me one yuan!"
Seeing Master Qi, Zhang Wei was a little puzzled, why did he come?
But Qi Ye said: "Didn't you invite me here? You said that you would not leave me alone, right?" Zhang Wei said "hmm", indicating that he had indeed said this, and Qi Ye followed suit. He picked up the luggage: "That's right, where is the toilet, I will put the luggage. I have prepared my own toothbrush and towel."
Seventh Master obviously misunderstood. Zhang Wei originally wanted to say that he was responsible for the case to the end, but the old man took this sentence as an invitation. Anyway, his son didn't care, the lawsuit was still dragging on, and he was homeless. It's a good choice to settle down and discuss the case by the way.
Qiye went to the toilet to smoke, Zhang Wei finally missed Meijia and Yifei, and said that they should not let a stranger in casually.But people came to see Mr. Zhang by name, and they said and acted completely on their own, leaving no room for others, so there is no way to stop it.If you want to blame, you can only blame Zhang Wei. A good case is not settled in court, but brought to the house.
Zhang Wei tried his best to turn himself around this time, and he really didn't neglect the case. It's just that he read the file too late last night, overslept without paying attention, and missed the court time.As a result, Qi Ye was in a state of confusion in court, asking the judge why he didn't wear a wig for a while, and smoking in court for a while. The bald judge thought he was in contempt of the court and announced the postponement of the trial on the spot. When Zhang Wei arrived at the scene, Day Lily It's cold.
Knowing the ins and outs of the matter, Meijia and Yifei complained and worried for Zhang Wei. They made mistakes in their work and caused this consequence. They deserve you for relying on you!But the question is how long will the adjournment be?What if he stays here from now on?Although Zhang Wei is crappy, he is still a lawyer, not a nurse, so it is impossible to provide food and shelter for the client all the time!
After a while, Master Qi came out of the toilet with his broken bag.Zhang Wei made up his mind and decided to make it clear to him: "Qi Ye, listen to me, I will be responsible for the house matter to the end, and it will be a matter of time to get it back. Or, why don't you go back and wait for two days? There is no spare room for you."
I thought Qi Ye would pester him for a while, but who knew that he was just being polite, so I'm sorry to bother you, and he planned to go out after packing his luggage.Before leaving, he turned back and asked if he could borrow some waste newspapers.
Zhang Wei asked strangely: "Why do you want to scrap newspapers?"
Qi Ye coughed for a while, clutched his chest and panted, "I want to put some under my underwear, so that when I sleep in the park, it won't be so piercing."
Unexpectedly, although Qi Ye is weak, his bones are still strong. Although his wife leaves early and his son is not filial, he would rather sleep on the street than disturb other people's lives.Seeing his pitiful words, Mei Jia immediately softened her heart, and persuaded him to stay: "Qiye, what Zhang Wei means is that although there is no spare room, you can squeeze with him if you don't mind."
Zhang Wei was taken aback, and when he was about to say something, Master Qi shook his head and declined, saying that the reason why he had a falling out with his son was because he didn't like the feeling of being unwelcome. "I didn't say you were unwelcome..." Zhang Wei wanted to say a few words of politeness, but Qi Ye was not a polite person, so he immediately decided that Zhang Wei had agreed to him to stay, so he said thank you, picked up the bag and asked, "Room Where? Since you welcome me, I want to see my bed."
Unable to chase away guests, Zhang Wei had no choice but to settle for the next best thing: "Even if you stay for one night temporarily, I can only wrong you to sleep on the sofa..." The sensitive Qi Ye shook his head and sighed, turned around and wanted to leave, Zhang Wei panicked immediately Changed his words: "No, no. Let's squeeze, shall we?" If Qi Ye's anger is gone, in the eyes of his friends, Zhang Wei will not become a sympathetic white-eyed wolf.
It's such a happy decision.A smaller and narrower bed was stuffed into Zhang Wei's simple study room, so crowded that there was no place to lift his feet.But Qiye didn't want to sleep on the temporary bed, saying that there was more privacy in the corner, so Zhang Wei had no choice but to curl up on the temporary small bed.
As soon as he lay down, Qi Ye leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?"
"Legal Weekly." Zhang Wei replied.After finishing speaking, Qi Ye moved his head closer, thinking that he was slow to read, so he dipped his saliva in turning the pages for him, and asked from time to time, is that person's case serious?How many years was that woman sentenced?
Zhang Wei couldn't bear the disturbance, so he simply handed him the magazine and asked him to read it by himself, but Qi Ye said that he was old and dim-sighted, and insisted on Zhang Wei reading it to him.Zhang Wei ignored him, Qi Ye just got up and smoked, Zhang Wei became angry and shouted: "Can you think about others? This is the bed!"
"The tone of your words is exactly the same as that of my wife, forget it, stop smoking." Qi Ye obediently put down his cigarette, turned over and lay down, and said with a sob, "She always nags me like this back then, and then she died. "
Seeing Zhang Wei's carelessness brought up other people's sadness, he was extremely sorry, Qi Ye immediately gave him a chance to make amends, stopped crying, and handed him the magazine: "Then read the magazine to me."
Everyone, old and young, say that old people are just like children, they don't need to brew when they turn their faces, and it is true.Zhang Wei has been an orphan since he was a child, and has never been close to his family. No matter how he can cope, it is wrong to say anything.Said that he should go to bed early when he is old, Qi Ye said that he despises the elderly; Zhang Wei admitted his mistake and said that he did not despise him being old, he blamed Zhang Wei for lying, he is 72 this year, how come he is not old?
Zhang Wei was so choked up by him that he couldn't speak, so he could only say: "...It's not bad, I'm so old."
Qi Ye's reaction was very quick, and he immediately replied, "I think you are very special."
"Who are you talking about?" "You say I'm old first." "I've said it all, you're just average." "I also said you're average, are you comfortable?" One old and one young in the room Noisy and noisy, they recruited Meijia and Yifei.Qi Ye was the first to file a complaint: "He thinks I'm old and wants to drive me away."
Yifei opened his mouth and scolded: "Zhang Wei! Do you have sympathy! He is a guest, why do you talk like that!" Meijia also chimed in: "If it weren't for you, would Qi Ye be homeless? I really thought you had As for the sense of justice, I misjudged you!"
Zhang Wei couldn't argue, but they forced him to apologize to Master Qi, but Master Qi was enlightened and said that he had already forgiven him, and the apology could be avoided.Such a lofty character really impresses the little girls.
As soon as Yifei and Meijia went out, Qi Ye blinked and asked Zhang Wei: "Is this trick okay?"
Zhang Wei really can't keep up with the rhythm of the uncle, how can he know what he means?Qi Ye smiled and said, "Nonsense? If I didn't come up with this trick, you would be able to enjoy the pajama show of two beautiful girls in the middle of the night? Which figure do you think is better?"
Zhang Wei was so shocked that he couldn't speak, Qi Ye only thought he was shy, and joked: "Lawyer Zhang, you live with the two girls, are you busy? Don't explain, it's no wonder you were distracted at work, I understand Yes, good luck."
Zhang Wei passed out and fell on the bed and pretended to be dead. How could Qiye let him go? He was either reading a magazine or chatting...
4
The next day, Zhang Wei came out of the study with two huge dark circles under his eyes, wearing pajamas and slippers, as if he was sleepwalking.It was also a night of chatting, but Qi Ye's mental state is good, and he went out to play Tai Chi early in the morning.As soon as Zhang Wei got up, he came back, with his hands behind his back mysteriously, saying that he had a gift for Yifei and Meijia, thanking the two beauties for their care.
Meijia took the gift and said pleasantly: "It's so beautiful, where did you buy it? The petals are still in seven colors... But it looks familiar?"
Qi Ye replied: "I didn't buy it. I saw that it opened strangely, so I picked it up for you."
Qiye practiced Tai Chi on the roof of the building, and the seven-color flower...Yifei and Meijia had just reacted when there was a rapid knock on the door, and Ziqiao shouted outside: "Yifei! Zhang Wei! Are you there? Open the door!"
Obviously, the seven-color flower brought back by Master Qi is the Mandala Langaros of the Western Regions that Zi Qiao regarded as a treasure!I have been raising it for a long time and I am waiting for it to run like a thousand horses. Now that the flowers have been picked, Ziqiao will definitely fight with him if he knows.Up to now, in order to calm things down, Yifei took the flowers back from Meijia and gave them to Qi Ye, asking Zhang Wei to take him to hide for a while, and sell the stolen goods by the way.
Zhang Wei pushed Qiye into the study, and Qiye asked aggrievedly: "They don't like my flowers?"
"Of course I like it, they all said you are too discerning!" Zhang Wei perfunctory him, looking for hiding places everywhere.
Qiye was happy to hear that, turned around and was about to go out, looking for a bottle to put the flowers in.Zhang Wei had no choice but to make a big move and took out the latest edition of "Legal Weekly": "Don't go out, because... I want to read the magazine to you!"
"The flowers I put on the roof were picked!" As soon as Zi Qiao rushed in, she looked around in a hurry, "I met Xiao Hei just now, and he said that he saw an old man in a gray military coat in the elevator. Holding a flower, and pressing the sixth floor. Have you seen it?"
old man?Where did the old man come from?Xiao Hei must have missed it!Yifei and Mika have the same caliber.Qi Ye's voice suddenly came from the study: "Read aloud, I can't hear you."
"Zhang... Wei, he's studying in the morning." Yifei hurriedly covered it up, but Ziqiao sniffed, smelling the smell of Jinkara, and walked directly to the study, Yifeila didn't hold her back.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Wei stood in front of the closet with a pile of messy clothes on his body, greeting everyone unnaturally.It hasn't been a day or two since Zhang Wei committed the second crime, but Ziqiao is still dumbfounded by such a situation, shouldn't he start reading early?What are you doing with so many clothes?
Zhang Wei wrapped his clothes a little tighter, and explained with a dry smile: "I read a... very cold joke, so I need to wear more."
Zi Qiao didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, just asked: "The flower I grew on the roof is missing, have you seen it? This flower is very special. The petals have six colors."
Regardless of whether you have six colors or seven colors, anyway, everyone agrees, no one has seen it, no one has seen flowers, and no one has seen any old man.But why is there a golden carat smell here?Ziqiao is still puzzled, could it be that Zhang Wei is also constipated recently?
Seeing that Zhang Wei was barefoot, Meijia suddenly interjected, "It must be Zhang Wei...stinky feet!" Yifei also winked and reminded him: "How long has it been since you washed, please deal with it quickly!"
Zhang Wei quickly took out the fragrance and sprayed it on his feet.Just as he was about to cover it up, smoke rose again from the closet, Qiye was coughing inside, Zhang Wei had no choice but to pretend to be coughing himself.He also said that he was spraying the smoke-type Lingshi fragrance, which has a unique taste.
Have you ever seen chocolate and fruity scents, fragrances and tobacco?Zi Qiao is not a fool.Just as he was about to ask again, the door of the closet was pushed open, and Master Qi came out with a cigarette in his mouth. The room was filled with smoke, and everyone coughed. "Will you play hide-and-seek? I'll come and find it when I'm done hiding. What's the point of chatting at my door? I'm bored to death."
The legendary old man?Master Qi showed up automatically, so Zhang Wei had no choice but to introduce: "Master Qi, my client, came to discuss the case with me."
Isn't Yifei just a flower to smooth things over?Do you still have to call the police?Wanting to cover it up, Zi Qiao was even more convinced that Master Qi picked his own flowers, and shouted angrily: "This is my painstaking effort! There is no way to explain it, and I won't let it go!"
Qi Ye comforted him calmly: "Young man, I'm sorry about your flowers... But since my defense lawyer is here, you should talk to him."
"I...that's right!" Zhang Wei accepted the move helplessly, frantically looking for words in the pamphlet he carried with him, "About your accusation against my client, I want to ask if you have evidence?"
Zi Qiao replied: "Xiao Hei saw it with his own eyes!"
Meijia was the first to object: "Xiao Hei even misread the style of the coat. He said it was a gray military coat. Qi Ye was obviously wearing a khaki military coat. The witness certificate is invalid!"
With a helper, Zhang Wei gained a lot of confidence, and said seriously: "That's right! Unless you have physical evidence. Which eye of yours is wrong here? Don't think that the other party is a vulnerable group, and you can do it without any scruples." , as a legal pioneer who upholds justice, I will not allow you to wrong my client!"
He looks like a pioneer in law and politics!Yifei and Meijia couldn't help applauding, and Qiye graciously presented seven-color flowers.Zhang Wei took the flowers and sang, "You have no proof! You have no proof!..." Everyone looked at him coldly, and Zhang Wei also stopped, looking at the seven-color flower in his hand in embarrassment.
Ziqiao snatched the flower, full of grief and anger: "My flower... is dead! Zhang Yida, this is my wingman! The Mandala Langaros of the Western Regions, if you pick it off, it will be destroyed! My ten thousand horses are galloping, what do you do? Compensate me?!"
Qi Ye suddenly shook his head on the side, and said slowly: "You only know one thing, not the other. It's rare to find mandala langaros in the Western Regions when they bloom, but picking them off is more valuable. If you don't want it, just give it to me. This It is a rare traditional Chinese medicine. Drinking tea can not only produce essence and nourish marrow, invigorate blood and strengthen yang, but also strengthen tendons and bones, strengthen the body and cultivate vitality. This hybrid variety has not been available for a long time, so everyone only knows its fragrance legend, which is not enough. strange."
Hearing what he said, Zi Qiao couldn't help being stunned, half-believing.Qi Ye acted like an old Chinese doctor, and pointed to Zi Qiao: "Young man, stick out your tongue and let me see... ss... You drink every day, lack of sleep, your kidney qi is weak, and your yang qi is getting weaker. Do you occasionally have a waist?" A sore back, a feeling of weakness in the limbs?"
"It seems a bit."
"Have you ever had a lollipop, strawberry?"
With just a few words, Zi Qiao was immediately convinced, and even called Qi Ye a master.Since it's an expert's advice, what's the harm in picking the flowers?Think about it and stop being angry.
Qi Ye said to him again: "The effect of drying this flower to make tea is good, it's better to wear it while it's just picked off, if you don't believe me, try a piece, it will have an effect immediately."
Zi Qiao really broke off a piece and put it in his mouth, chewed it, and didn't seem to feel anything.Qi Ye asked him to chew a few more tablets, but he still didn't feel it?Qi Ye kindly handed him a bottle of water, and pushed the flower that Zi Qiao put to his mouth, Zi Qiao rolled his eyes and swallowed the whole flower.
Meijia asked curiously: "Is it delicious? Do you feel rejuvenated?"
"There's a fart! I haven't washed it yet." Only then did Zi Qiao realize that he had been teased by Master Qi, and looking at his hand, there was only a bare rod left, and the evidence had already entered his stomach.
Sure enough, Jiang was still old and hot, and Qi Ye didn't care that Zi Qiao was so angry that he danced happily to Zhang Yida's tune: "You have no proof, you have no proof!"
5
Where there is oppression, there is resistance!Zeng Xiaoxian used the excuse of helping Yoyo to keep a secret, and endlessly instigated her to do this and then do that. Finally, Yoyo couldn't bear it anymore and decided to fight back: "Listen, I'm quitting! That's right, I lied to Guan Gu, but You knew it and didn't tell him, you are more hateful than me."
He was planning to ask Yoyo to take notes for a few more days, so that he could publish "Xiaoxian Quotations" for himself earlier, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't realize what Yoyo meant for a while.
I haven't slept well for several days, thinking about it, Youyou is furious, and she scolded Zeng Xiaoxian, "I was high that day, so I was taken advantage of by others, but it was an unintentional mistake? Besides, I am a woman, It's normal to have emotional ups and downs, but you are a man and also Guan Gu's brother. Brothers need to show loyalty, but you haven't done it."
Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
Youyou presses on step by step: "You boys have set the "Brothers' Rules", have you forgotten? All brothers should treat each other with loyalty and righteousness. Those who lie to brothers without telling them will be killed. Frivolous, frivolous and bullying Sister-in-law will be killed. Anyone who knowingly commits a crime and defies the law will be killed. It seems that these few rules are enough for you to die several times."
Thinking of "Brothers' Rules", Zeng Xiaoxian panicked and was so busy taking advantage of it, how could he forget all about it.Now that he is restrained but is restrained, he can only beg Yoyo in turn, not to tell Guan Gu about it.Youyou was fed up with anger, how could she spare him.The current situation is that two people have their own positions and reasons, it just depends on who speaks first!Those who run fast get candy, and those who run slowly - die without a whole body.
Relying on his fast pace, Zeng Xiaoxian ran away. As soon as he went out, Yoyo took out his mobile phone with a smile.No matter how fast your legs are, can you pass the phone faster?
When Zeng Xiaoxian rushed to the bar out of breath, Youyou had already confessed everything to Guan Guhe.Guan Gu was really furious, but he didn't blame Yoyo, but that fan, and vowed to go to Kunshan to settle the score with him: "I'm going to get the photo back, otherwise, if it spreads out, where will I put my face?"
Since Yoyo is kind, she didn't say anything about herself, of course Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to help persuade Guan Gu to calm down, but after much deliberation, he couldn't find a reason to stop him, so he had to say that Kunshan is too far away from here.
Guan Gu asked earnestly, "How long does it take to get to Kunshan from here by car?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied vaguely: "It will take a long time..."
How long is a long time?How long at least?Guan Gu seemed unstoppable.Zeng Xiaoxian strung threads in his mind: "Riding a horse? Riding a horse may take longer."
No matter how Zeng Xiaoxian procrastinated and made excuses, Guan Gu went to Kunshan, Xiao Luo's dessert shop in one go.Hearing that Guan Gu is Yoyo's boyfriend, Xiao Luo was very happy, and hurriedly prepared desserts for his "brother-in-law".Ronaldinho looked thin, passionate, and simple, and he had nothing to do with a boobie. Guan Gu was a little unexpected.But since he came to this place not far away, he still had to settle the score.
After a few pleasantries, Guan Gu turned to the topic: "I heard that you took a photo with her before, and you still hugged her?"
Ronaldinho smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, I use my left hand."
Guan Gu pretended to be fierce: "Is there any difference? Your hand is in the wrong place, so I came to you, either give me that photo, or keep the hand that hugged her."
Xiao Luo was stunned, and after a while, he said sadly: "If you really want it, take it." After speaking, he took off his left hand prosthesis, put it on the counter, and pushed it to Guan Gu. "Two years ago, I had a car accident and amputated. At that time, I was very painful and at a loss. I didn't cheer up until I watched the TV series played by Youyou. Although she didn't have many roles and always died, she didn't give up. This kind of spirit touched me, and that’s why I admire her. I watched every drama of Sister Youyou, and retweeted every Weibo post she posted. It was under her encouragement that I opened this Knowing that Sister Youyou likes to eat desserts, I sent her a VIP card, but I didn't expect... to be offended."
Now it was Guan Gu's turn to be embarrassed, returned the prosthesis to Xiao Luo, and stammered for words: "I... I don't know... I'm sorry! You misunderstood. Actually... I really came to get dessert."
Little Rome suddenly became happy again: "I thought you were here to fight. Nice to meet you, by the way, can we take a photo together?"
Guan Gu had no choice but to take a photo with Ronaldinho with a smiling face. In the photo, Ronaldinho's left hand was just across his chest, so Guan Gu was also hit in the chest.
Guan Gu ran for hundreds of miles to get into an embarrassment. He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent. When he came back, he couldn't help complaining to Yoyo: "Why didn't you tell me that Ronaldinho is disabled? I feel It's so bad, I almost used force on him in front of me! Also! I took a three-hour car to Kunshan to buy desserts, and when I came back, I ran into a driver who took me around! So it's all your fault!"
Yoyo said innocently: "I don't know either?!"
The two came to the bar arguing, just in time for Zeng Xiaoxian, Ziqiao, Yifei and Meijia to drink together, chatting in a low voice, talking about Guan Gu drinking jealousy and seeking revenge, how bloody the scene must be !Youyou got angry, pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said to Guan Gu: "You have fire, and I have fire. Let me show you the way. Teacher Zeng already knew about this. He violated your "Brothers' Rules" ", and also blackmail me, make me act like an ox, play games for him every day to upgrade the treasure chest, and listen to his broken program recording "Xiaoxian Quotations", this is also a clause in the "Brothers' Code", right?"
Guan Gu finally found a place to vent his anger, and he scolded Zeng Xiaoxian: "So it's you! You made me lose face in front of Yoyo's fans, and then I met Shisanlang Outer Ring, the most unforgivable thing Yes, you actually bullied Yoyo!"
Yifei gloated and reminded: "Three crimes, Zong Zong should be punished!"
Guan Gu gritted his teeth and shouted: "Violation of the "Brothers' Rules" - must be killed!" Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and fled, Guan Gu followed closely behind.
There was a lot of fun watching, and Ziqiao couldn't help laughing, and finally couldn't help telling her secret: "I'll tell you secretly, I knew about this gossip early in the morning. Teacher Zeng secretly sent me the news."
Yifei and Meijia said in unison: "What? The bastard said he only told me."
Yoyo became even angrier, and swallowed her anger for several days, it turns out that the secret is no longer a secret!Immediately said: "Not only that, he also told me that Yifei is too rough, Meijia is uneducated, and Ziqiao will only plagiarize his wisdom! If you don't believe me, please read the "Xiaoxian Quotations" I recorded." It was tolerable. , what can't be tolerated!The three of them glanced at "Xiao Xian Quotations" briefly, then gritted their teeth and cursed at the same time: "How unreasonable!"
"Guan Gu is stupid, even if he is killed, I will run back!" Zeng Xiaoxian ran back with a smile, and when he saw that everyone's expressions were wrong, he stopped subconsciously: "...why are you looking at me like this? "
The final chapter of "Brothers' Code" - those who cause public outrage must be killed! "You unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, unrighteous liar! Beat him up!" The crowd roared and rushed forward, pushing Xiaoxian on the sofa and beating him up.
6
Lawyer Zhang's various unreliable behaviors really cannot make people trust him.In order to help Qiye resolve the real estate dispute as soon as possible, Yifei called Zhang Wei to the assistance center and asked to assign a reliable lawyer to help Qiye.Who would have thought that the world is so small, and the lawyer assigned here is actually Weiwei!
Unexpectedly, instead of blaming Yifei for making her own way, Zhang Wei praised her for doing things too well.is not that right?No one would know that Zhengchou had done a good deed, but Yifei actually invited someone over.Weiwei said that she came to see the client Qiye to understand the situation, but in Zhang Wei's heart, this is an opportunity arranged by God, and finally he can rebuild the image that was broken last time!
Seeing Weiwei, Zhang Wei was smiling, and enthusiastically introduced her to Yifei and Meijia: "Let me introduce, my roommates Yifei and Meijia. This is Weiwei."
Meijia smiled and said, "Long-awaited! You are what people in the world call 'Zhang Wei's Nemesis'."
Weiwei smiled sheepishly, and explained: "The last case has already been closed, and we are no longer our opponents."
Yifei patted her and laughed three times: "Weiwei, you are too modest, he is no match for you."
A few words of pleasantries, Weiwei has business to do and needs to meet the client soon.Zhang Wei was thinking about living with Weiwei, so he couldn't care less about Qi Ye, so he lied: "Qi Ye is not here."
Weiwei was puzzled: "But I heard that the case has not been settled, and he has been living with you."
"It just didn't seem to work out. In fact, I've already settled the other party in private. I arranged for him to live in a hotel for a while and wait for the handover procedure." Zhang Wei reminded Yifei and Meijia with winks while rambling: "Aren't you going to go shopping? Let's go!"
Yifei was angry and funny, and told him outside the door: "Remember to call and go to the hotel. I'm afraid I won't be able to sit still, so I'll come out to find you!"
Only then did Zhang Wei remember that Master Qi was still in the study, and he was so excited that he forgot about him.Pretending to pour tea for Weiwei, Zhang Wei walked into the study wretchedly, and whispered to Qi Ye, "Shhh, listen, there is an important guest outside, just stay here and don't come out, okay?"
Qi Ye knew it clearly: "It's a girl! You already have two, and you want to ask for a third one? Is it prettier than these two? I'll go and see."
Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped him, and promised that as long as Qi Ye behaved and kept quiet today, he would read the magazine to him when he turned back!A whole book!Ola, understand!Qi Ye blinked, and Zhang Wei went out in peace.
Clearing away all obstacles, Zhang Wei proudly prepared a candlelight dinner - candles + two bowls of noodles.
Weiwei asked in surprise: "Aren't you talking about the case? Why did you invite me to eat noodles?"
Zhang Wei thoughtfully said, "I guess you must be hungry."
I'm hungry... can I go out to eat?Zhang Weixin said, isn't it too expensive outside?What's more, the drunken man's intention is not to drink, it doesn't matter whether it's a meal or a meal, the most important thing is that he finally has the opportunity to be in the same room with Weiwei, and he can speak freely and express his heartfelt heart.
Just as he was about to speak, Master Qi came out and went to pour water on the tea table. Zhang Wei waved his hands, signaling him to go back.Weiwei didn't see him with her back turned, but when she saw him slapping his hands back and forth, she thought something was wrong, so she hurriedly asked what was wrong.
"The noodles are too hot, let me slap you." Zhang Wei smiled, and deliberately slapped the noodle bowl a few more times.
Weiwei heaved a sigh of relief, and also laughed, keeping the three sentences in line, and the topic turned to the case: "I thought Old Man Hong's case was very troublesome, but I didn't expect you to finish it so quickly."
Zhang Wei was exhilarated by the praise, but on the surface he pretended to be very steady: "The battle must be resolved quickly, and there are still a lot of cases waiting for me to deal with." The seventh master came out again, and Zhang Wei waved him back again, fearing that Wei Wei Wei became suspicious, he turned his palm back and forth in front of Wei Wei's eyes, and added: "I mean... this kind of case—it's as easy as flipping your finger."
But within half a minute, Master Qi came out again, pointing to his cup and then to the kettle, Zhang Wei was so excited that he slapped down all the candles on the table.Weiwei turned her head and saw Master Qi, Zhang Wei rushed to introduce him: "He is Qi...uncle, he is here to visit relatives."
Weiwei reminded him: "Aren't you an orphan?"
"You did it, you did it." Before the explanation was finished here, Master Qi came out again.Zhang Wei was furious, rushed over and pulled him aside, and asked viciously: "You have never finished! Didn't you say that you can't come out? If you want to pour water, you can pour it once. Do you need to come out four times? You hippopotamus !"
Smoke came out of the study door, Zhang Wei was stunned, and asked: "How many cigarettes have you smoked? If you smoke, you smoke, and you deny it; when you see beautiful women, you look at beautiful women, and you pretend to be thirsty."
Qi Ye told him mysteriously: "It's not me. I poured water not because I was thirsty, but to put out the fire. Your bed was lit by shredded tobacco."
"Continue to make up!—Fire out? Cut... put out the fire! What!" After finally realizing it, Zhang Wei plunged into the study.
Half an hour later, the fire was finally extinguished, and Zhang Wei came out with a dark face, gulping down water.
Weiwei looked at him: "Zhang Wei, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Zhang Wei's mouth is stubborn, and he is still holding on: "Listen to my explanation, in fact, I have the ability to solve Qi Ye's case, it was just an accident last time."
Weiwei shook her head: "I'm not talking about old man Hong, I didn't know that your conditions are so difficult, and you still sleep in the study."
"This...is another accident...Actually, I'm really tall, rich and handsome." Seeing Weiwei's clear gaze, Zhang Wei lost the courage to continue lying, and asked in a low voice, "You won't look down on me, will you?"
Weiwei sighed and said seriously: "Winning or losing a case is a common thing, I don't care. I don't care whether you are tall, rich and handsome, but I like honest people. If you need to contact me, leave."
This time's departure will probably be indefinite.Zhang Wei felt sad, and couldn't help yelling at Qi Ye: "I kindly wanted to help you, but you ruined my life several times. I finally understand why your son wants to separate from you. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it." you!"
"I'm sorry, I'll take some newspapers and leave." Seeing that Zhang Wei was unmoved, Qi Ye took the initiative to lift his luggage, "Thank you for your care. I'm leaving."
Still pretending to be cute!There is no audience watching you perform today.Zhang Wei thought bitterly, and when he looked back, Master Qi had indeed left, and shouted at the door again: "If you really want to go, don't come back!" After waiting for a long time, Master Qi really didn't come back...
7
After confirming that Master Qi really ran away from home, Zhang Wei panicked.He has been an orphan since he was a child, so he is not used to getting along with his elders.But Zhang Wei will never forget the feeling of being abandoned.After Qiye left, he searched for all the places Qiye might go several times in one night, but found nothing.
"It's all my fault. I was so angry at the time, I really didn't mean to drive him away." Back at the apartment, Zhang Wei rubbed his hair messily, regretting too much.Yifei and Meijia saw that he was sincerely repentant, so they didn't say anything more about him, but were busy trying to find someone.
Yifei comforted him: "Maybe Master Qi has gone back to his son."
Zhang Wei beat himself in frustration, and said bitterly, "He must think I'm more of a jerk than his son."
Meijia simply called the police: "110? I want to find a missing old man. His name is Hong Qi, over 70 years old, 1.7 meters tall. He is carrying a suitcase... Master Qi!"
When Zhang Wei saw Qiye coming back, he jumped up excitedly, almost hugging him, crying and laughing at the same time: "Where did you go, Qiye? You scared me to death."
Qi Ye smiled and patted Zhang Wei, as if coaxing a child who hadn't grown up: "Yesterday, I was so smoky that I wanted to go to the bathhouse to take a shower and come back, but I didn't expect to sleep all night. I'm here to talk to you today." Say goodbye, I shouldn't cause you any trouble."
Zhang Wei thought he was still angry, bowed and apologized: "Qiye, I was the one who spoke too hard yesterday, don't be angry. Give me another chance, I won't mind how long you stay here. If you still Don't believe me, I can be your godfather, no, it's not right for you to be my godson..."
"I've accepted your wish. I'm not angry with you. I really don't belong here." Seventh Master stroked Zhang Wei's messy hair and sighed, "I'm satisfied if my son is half as good as you, but a thousand Don't let my roommate know that I have a son."
roommate?It turned out that Qi Ye passed by a community on the way back today, and saw that there was a apartment called Xiyanghong for rent, so he went to have a look.As a result, the apartment environment is very ideal, and I also met two very good female roommates, who are also about the same age as Qiye, and they have a common language.One is Chunli and the other is Qiuxiang.
Qi Ye took out two photos, which were a group photo of the two old aunts, and said with a smile: "I've made up my mind, if I win the lawsuit, I'll sell the house; if I don't win, I'll continue to rent with them. Goodbye , Ladies and gentlemen, a better life is ahead, let us gallop forward."
In this way, no matter how Zhang Wei's case was handled in the end, Qi Ye lived his postmodern life happily.It is said that the inspiration for this double-horse straddle is still benefited from the experience of getting along with Zhang Wei.
(End of this chapter)
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