Love Apartment 4

Chapter 15 Crazy Drama

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Since signing a new brokerage company, Yoyo's acting career seems to have really undergone a major turning point.It's not long before the new drama starring her will be officially premiered!More importantly, because this play is adapted from a fairy tale, no one dies from the beginning to the end, so Yoyo has completely escaped the bad luck of dying in every play.The name of the new play is "Three Visits to the Maolu". Please note that this "Maolu" is not the other "Thatched Cottage", and it does not tell the story of Zhuge Liang's three visits to the Maolu. "Mao" is the "hair" of "San Mao", and "Lu" is the "reed" of "Luhua".

Talking about the new drama, Yoyo couldn't stop at all: "This is a Qing palace drama, and Mao Lu is my name. This is a little maid who lives in the Forbidden City, nicknamed Lu Hua. She secretly fell in love with a prince——Three Brother. One day, with the help of the gods, Luhua transformed into a princess beyond the Great Wall, attended the garden party of the third elder brother, and showed mercy to him. But the magic can only be maintained until the time limit is approaching, and Luhua leaves in a hurry I went, but left a shoe behind, which was picked up by the prince, and later..."

Later... Everyone can guess the plot!Do you think that by changing the name, everyone can forget that Cinderella's original name is Cinderella?It's a good fairy tale, but it chooses such a weird name, it's just a headline catcher!Of course, it doesn't matter what you act in, everyone comes to praise the long-standing crowd, not to mention that the actors already have free tickets, how can a group of good friends not go?

Hearing that there is no need to buy tickets, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "I told you earlier! I want two tickets."

Meijia embarrassed him: "Do you want two free urns?"

Zhang Wei explained shyly: "He wants to invite Weiwei to see it. The last time she took the initiative to come to me, it shows that there is still something between us. I decided to give her another chance!"

The next day, Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia arrived at the theater first.The bright glass curtain wall hall is covered with posters of "San Gu Mao Lu" on the wall, which looks serious.There were only a few people around, not even a media outlet, not even a person taking pictures.

The two of them were bored, reading the media comments on the poster——this play is purer than "Thunderstorm", more complete than "Blessings", more romantic than "The White-haired Girl", and shorter than "Hamlet"!If you can guarantee that you will not drink water within 12 hours before entering the venue, we can guarantee that there will be no urine spots in the whole show!Which media is so wicked, is this hurting the show, or is it hurting the show?
Speaking of the media, I finally saw a man dressed as a reporter walking up to them with a professional camera on his back, while talking on the phone: "Editor-in-chief, there is really nothing to shoot in this play, no stars, no masterpieces, no gossip, You should let me cover some social news, I am good at gas explosions, floating corpses on the water..."

Meijia rolled her eyes at the man, looked carefully at the poster, and finally found a bright spot for her: with the ticket stub, she can go to the commissary to get free popcorn and a Pepsi!Can you eat while watching a play?It's too disrespectful to the actor.But when Meijia saw popcorn calling, she couldn't care less about her deep affection with Yoyo's sisters, so she dragged Zeng Xiaoxian and ran away.

In order to wait for Weiwei, Zhang Wei also came quite early, standing at the entrance of the theater looking around, remembering that he had an appointment with a beautiful woman, he was overjoyed, and couldn't help but took out the Lingshi fragrance, and sprayed it around fiercely.

A scalper next to him saw that he had a ticket in his hand, so he leaned over and asked: "My friend, the ticket needs to be cut, the ticket needs to be cut?" Zhang Wei replied that he had the ticket, but he was still grinding: "There are many cuts. 20 yuan a piece, I will take it. This show is not worth watching, 20 yuan a piece is fine."

Zhang Wei laughed at him contemptuously: "You scalpers are too unprofessional, do you understand art? Look clearly! There is 180 yuan printed on the ticket."

"Will you sell it for 180 yuan?"

"Not for sale, I will see for myself."

"Then you talk so much nonsense!" The scalper cursed angrily at thirteen o'clock, and walked away staggeringly.

Not long after, Weiwei came and said that she had just gone to the ticket office to buy tickets, but unfortunately there were no more.Zhang Wei took the opportunity to brag: "This shows that this show is very hot, and tickets are hard to come by. But don't worry, I have a way, and I can get as many tickets as you want." Weiwei wanted to pay him, but Zhang Wei justly refused, and blamed him. Weiwei treats herself too much as an outsider.

"Then thank you. Hi, here!" Weiwei thanked him and waved behind her. When three boys ran over, Zhang Wei was stunned. "Let me introduce. These are colleagues from my office. Aaron, Adong, and Aqiang. They usually like to watch dramas. I thought I couldn't buy tickets and watch them. Fortunately, you are here."

Looking at the pile of light bulbs, Zhang Wei said awkwardly, "But I only have... two."

The light bulbs were quite understanding: "That's it, then don't embarrass your friend. Why don't you watch it tomorrow, there will be a drama version of "Love Apartment" tomorrow." But Weiwei saw that they were going to leave, and she also said that she would change it tomorrow. Look.Zhang Wei was in a hurry, so he stopped him quickly, it was just a few tickets!Get it done in minutes!
Zhang Wei sneaked up to the scalper and muttered in a low voice: "My friend, the tickets are cut, and the tickets are cut. In an emergency, I have a few more friends, and I want three more. I will give you 60 yuan."

The scalper saw the thirteen o'clock again, and his attitude became obviously arrogant: "Okay, 200 yuan a piece."

Cheating? !You said 20 yuan just now, but it changed to 200 yuan in a blink of an eye?The scalper is obviously angry that he just scolded himself for not knowing art, and now he is sitting on the ground and raising the price.After haggling over the price, the scalper finally gave in a small step, and the three tickets were 588 yuan.Thinking that Weiwei was still waiting not far away, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, paid and bought a ticket.

As a family member, Guan Gu has the privilege of visiting backstage, so he specially bought a bouquet of flowers to congratulate Youyou.Everyone in the dressing room was busy, and Yoyo didn't have time to chat with Guan Guduo, took the flowers, thanked him, and asked him to help see if the blush on his face was enough.

Guan Gu looked at the glamorously dressed Yoyo, and was very surprised: "Shouldn't Cinderella in the original book be ragged and disheveled? Are you too pink?"

Youyou smiled and said: "You don't understand. From Cinderella to Princess, there are two sets of makeup, two sets of hair, and two sets of looks. It takes half a day to change each time. In order to make the performance smooth, two actors will play the role. I am behind the evolution."

But the two actors look different, right?Youyou quietly pointed to an actress in tattered clothes, so dark that she couldn't see her face clearly, and whispered, "It's okay, the audience can't see it. Here, Xiaobai is in front of him."

"Xiaobai? I only see the whites of the eyes?" Guan Gu couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Is this also Cinderella? It's obviously a black girl." Xiaobai was always upset because he didn't show his face, but now he heard When Guan Gu laughed at her, he couldn't help snorting, and gave him a hard look.

Guan Gu's cell phone rang, and the ringtone of My heart will go on.After answering the phone, it turned out that Yifei said that she was stuck in traffic and might be late.Yoyo explained that she was behind the evolution and would not appear until a few scenes later, so it doesn't matter.Guan Gu was afraid that she would not understand, leaned over and said loudly: "After the transformation, there is a part of wearing beautiful clothes. There is a black girl acting in the part that is dirty and dark. You don't need to watch it."

When Heimei heard this, she turned around and left angrily.

Yifei made an agreement with Yoyo to call Guan Gu when she arrived at the theater and ask him to send a ticket to pick her up.

Just after hanging up the phone, the director came over and scolded another actor who called from a distance: "How many times have I said, the stage is important, no calls are allowed! Tang Youyou, what are you dawdling about?"

Youyou panicked, and quickly put the phone into the waist pocket of the clothing lining: "Director, I...I'm sticking warm baby!"

"You can't die without such thick clothes! Hurry up and change the costumes!" The director cursed again, and the director walked away.Youyou stuck out her tongue and complained to Guan Gu: "there are many rules in the backstage, the director is very fierce, if caught by him, he will be scolded to death. You go and sit down, I'm going to change clothes."

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The backstage of a court drama is simply a harem. There are so many girls with heavy makeup, how can there be such a character as Zi Qiao?With a vest, a pair of glasses, a pen, and a notebook, Zi Qiao transformed into an entertainment reporter for Comedy Weekly.The target has been locked, Qingqing is dressed as a court lady, without makeup, standing alone by the hanger on the side curtain to adjust her clothes.

Ziqiao took the initiative to introduce herself: "Hi, I'm a reporter from "Comedy Weekly". You can call me——Lu Xiaobu. Can I do a behind-the-scenes interview?"

Qingqing thought that he had found the wrong person, so she said casually, "I'm just a secondary role to play a court lady, and the leading role is in the dressing room."

Ziqiao talked eloquently: "This play tells the inspirational story of a palace maid from obscurity to prosperity, so the theme of my interview is 'Looking for the Cinderella around me'. Do you understand why I interviewed you now?" Qingqing shook her head, Ziqiao Joe had no choice but to answer by himself: "...because you are special!"

The appearance is pretty good, the body is not bad, and the IQ is obviously not rich, Ziqiao is very happy, that is you, girl, "What's your name?"

"Qingqing."

"It's very potential when you hear the name. Now ABB's name is very popular, such as Yueyue, Meimei, Gaga, like you - Neixiu is not ostentatious, and has great potential. The one I want to interview is A future star like you."

Qingqing's heart was moved, but she still didn't believe it.No one has ever interviewed her, and every time the performance is over, there is not even a flower presenter. How could luck suddenly befall her?Ziqiao pretended to be mysterious and said: "I will always pay attention to you, and when the curtain calls, your dreams will come true."

Qingqing regretfully told him: "But the second act of my role ended, and I didn't even have a chance to appear at the curtain call."

That's okay, then the second act is over, see you soon.

Another interview, another flower, Qingqing was so happy that she couldn't find her way, she really didn't know how to repay this hero who has eyes for beauty.Take the initiative to invite Zi Qiao to her home, you can look at the photos of her previous performances, and have a good chat about art and life.

Yes!Everything is ready, only a bouquet of flowers is owed.Ziqiao had made a decision that Guan Gu would send flowers to Yoyo, so she came to look for him in the backstage, took the flowers and left, anyway, Yoyo had already received them, and for the second use, the dragon swayed her tail, everyone was happy.

The stage show has already started. There are actually many audiences sitting in the audience for such a bizarre play.

"Spring is the season of love! I long to turn into the gurgling stream, with endless spring, looking at the couple in love, whispering the whispers of love." The black girl just started expressing her feelings, and someone shouted behind the scenes: "Send Spring! Reed flowers! Hurry up and do your laundry and cooking! Don’t delay the princess’s participation in the third master’s garden party!"

garden party.It's every girl's dream scene.Third Master, the most perfect prince in the palace.Taller than fourth master, handsomer than eighth master, when will Lu Hua see him?
It's obviously a bitter drama, which suits Zeng Xiaoxian's taste.While he was watching the play happily, Mijia actually had a bitter face, full of displeasure, and couldn't help asking strangely: "Meijia, have you entered the play so soon?"

Meijia shook the empty popcorn bucket in his hand at him, pouted and said, "I just finished eating my popcorn in the first scene. So little! How dishonest. How can this make people watch the show! Why should we So few of them, so many of them!"

Xiaoxian looked in the direction of her finger, and there were indeed two little girls beside her eating with oversized popcorn buckets. They smiled and comforted Mika: "A gift, do you still want to be full? The children's ticket comes with a large portion." In order to shut their mouths, so that children will not cry and make noise in the theater, you want to compare with them?"

There are only two of them in a row of seats, what about the others?Meijia still had a mournful face, and explained to him with her mouth pouted: "Guan Gu and Ziqiao are playing in the background, Zhang Wei doesn't want to sit with us. He is here for a date, and he is afraid that we will affect him, so he deliberately sat away from us, and he said it should be private." Son, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can do whatever they want."

As far as Zhang Weina is virtuous, can he still do whatever he wants?

Sure enough, Zhang Wei and Weiwei were sitting together, but separated by a corridor, the two of them were like Cowherd and Weaver Girl separated by the Milky Way, how could they do whatever they wanted?It was still Weiwei who was sensible, and greeted Zhang Wei: "There are vacant seats here, why don't you come over here!"

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Wei happily agreed.Just as they were about to pass by, Weiwei's three colleagues who were going to buy Coke came back, filed in, and took a seat close to Weiwei first. Zhang Wei was a step late, and could only sit on the far left, far away from Weiwei. Not a lot.

Just as he was muttering that it would be better than the original seat, word came from over there that it was Weiwei who asked if there were any snacks.Zhang Wei excitedly took out a pack of Leys from his bag, opened it, and asked the light bulbs to help pass it over.Along took a handful and handed it to A Dong, who grabbed another handful and handed it to A Qiang. Seeing that there was not much left in it, A Qiang emptied it all in one go, and passed the packaging bag back to Zhang Wei.

Seeing their mouths chewing loudly, Weiwei asked in a low voice, "What are you eating?"

Ah Qiang said disapprovingly: "There is a bag of air coming over there, and there are actually a few pieces of potato chips in it."

Weiwei said unintentionally: "It would be great if it had a spicy taste."

Zhang Wei heard it with the tips of his ears, and hurriedly shouted: "Yes! Yes!" He took another pack of spicy potato chips and handed it over.Different potato chips, same story, five seconds later, the empty bag was sent back, and Weiwei still didn't eat anything...

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As the plot progressed on the stage, the patron saint of reed flowers, Perak Immortal, appeared and said in a Beijing opera accent, "Do you really want to go to the garden party of the third elder brother tonight? I can help you..."

On the side screen, Yoyo is dressed in a gorgeous princess dress outside the Great Wall and is about to go on stage. Guan Gu chatters beside her nervously: "It's time to go on stage, it's time to go on stage! My dear, take a deep breath." It's rare that you can see the audience so close to the stage His face changed, Guan Gu was both nervous and excited, as if he was going to play, not Yoyo.

"Don't be afraid, as long as they are all cabbage, let them develop naturally." Yoyo comforted him skillfully, thinking of Yifei, and urged, "You, just don't forget to give Yifei a ticket later."

"Don't worry, she'll call me when she arrives... hey, where's my phone?" Guan Gu touched his pocket, which was empty, and then remembered that Yoyo hadn't returned the phone to him just now.Oops, warm baby!Yoyo also remembered that she stuffed her phone in her underwear pocket before going on stage and forgot to take it out.Without a mobile phone, Yifei couldn't contact Guan Gu, so she couldn't see the performance.More importantly, if Yoyo appeared on the stage and the phone rang suddenly... Oh my god, it would kill someone!

The two hurriedly fumbled on Yoyo's body, but there were too many clothes and the belt was so tight that they couldn't get out the phone anyway.

The Thunderbolt Immortal on the stage told the black girl: "Remember, the spell can only be maintained until the time of day. You must leave before the time comes, otherwise you will return to your original shape."

"I remember!" Heimei finished the last line and stepped off the stage from behind the big screen.The immortal began to chant mantras and practices, and it was time for Yoyo to appear.

"Mommy, mommy, boom, wind, fire, thunder and lightning!" There was a burst of lightning and thunder on the stage. According to the plot, Yoyo should appear from behind the big screen at this time, but she was still looking for a phone with Guan Gu in the background.Thunderbolt Daxian made a few movements on the stage, turned around a few times, and roared again: "Mommy, Mommy, boom again!" There was lightning and thunder again, and Yoyo still didn't come out.After a few back and forth, the actor who played the Thunderbolt Great Immortal exhausted all his tricks on stage, and was so angry that he screamed: "My mommy, mommy, bomb you to death!..."

"Grandma, what are you still dawdling about? That buddy on stage is going crazy!" The director was so angry that the three corpses jumped up and down, he went to the side screen to find Yoyo, stepped forward and pulled her onto the stage.Youyou lied that she didn't clamp the microphone properly, the director hurriedly asked the staff to help her add another one, and kept urging: "Hurry up, it's too late!"

Guan Gu reminded from the side: "If the two microphones are too close, there will be interference."

"Then clamp it down a bit! That's double insurance!" The director ordered, and the staff pinned the new microphone to Yoyo's waist, right where she hid her cell phone. "Director, I want to tell you something..." Youyou still wanted to delay, but was pushed behind the big screen on the stage by the director.

The Thunderbolt Immortal was sweating, and half of the makeup on his face was worn away. He rubbed his hands, stamped his feet, and shouted viciously at the screen: "Grandpa, my mana is exhausted, but you can conjure it!"

Thunder and lightning flashed, and the gorgeously dressed Yoyo flashed out from behind the screen, entered the scene in a second, turned around excitedly, and exclaimed: "Oh my god, this dress is so beautiful, Daxian, thank you!"

The fairy glared at her, and replied angrily: "I thank you... the whole family."

"Oh, Daxian, this dress is a little too small, it doesn't fit well, why don't you let me go down and change it?" Youyou pretended to be surprised, and made excuses to slip away.The god was furious, and even burst out with foul language: "Nimma, are you still going to the garden party?" Youyou agreed: "Go! Of course! But there is no pumpkin sedan chair yet. I will go to the backyard to pick a pumpkin." Turn around and have to step down.The Great Immortal Thunderbolt stopped her in front of her, wow-wow-wow, still reciting the Beijing opera dialect: "Stop! Don't toss about. No need for a sedan chair, I'll take you to the prince's mansion right now." With a snap of fingers, lightning The stage is illuminated, the scene changes, and the palace room becomes a garden party!

Go, Luhua!You've... There's no turning back.

All hope can only be pinned on Guan Gu.Guan Gu hurried to the backstage, found Zi Qiao, and hurriedly urged him: "Zi Qiao! Lend me your phone, hurry up!"

Zi Qiao took out her mobile phone and handed it to him, and asked strangely, "Why are you panicking, is there a bomb?!"

You are right, the bomb is on Yoyo!Before he had time to explain to him, Guan Gu immediately called Yifei. "Can Yifei hear you? I'm Guan Gu! I have something urgent to tell you..."

Yifei heard Guan Gu's voice, and immediately interrupted him: "Just right! I have something urgent to tell you. This driver doesn't know the way. I told him that the entrance of the theater is a one-way street, but he didn't believe it! You come and tell him. .” After speaking, he handed the phone to the driver.

Guan Gu was at a loss for words into the microphone: "Don't, listen to me first... Master driver, yes, that road is indeed a one-way street, you have to turn right first on the previous road, and then turn left. Turn left again. No! It’s right, left, left, not left, right. Oh, it’s not important, give the phone back to that lady! One fee, one fee! Forget about the one-way street, let me finish my sentence.”

Yifei took back the phone, chatted with the driver, and suddenly laughed: "Haha, Guan Gu, the driver said that your Chongming accent is not authentic, so you tell him where you are from."

The phone was handed over to the driver again, Guan Gu was so anxious that he kept calling into the phone: "Yifei! Yifei! Yifei! Yifei! Yifei!" , I stopped talking nonsense and asked Guan Gu to say something quickly.

The more anxious Guan Gu became, the more he couldn't explain clearly: "Listen, the situation is very urgent, and this matter is related to Yoyo's career! The thing is like this, before the performance, I was backstage with Yoyo, didn't you call me, and Yoyo asked You call me after you arrive at the theater, and then I come out to deliver the tickets to you, but..." Without mentioning a word of the key content, Yifei's cell phone was powered off, leaving only the busy tone of "beep beep".

Zi Qiao couldn't help asking, "What exactly do you want to say?"

Guan Gu told him nonchalantly: "I want to tell Yifei not to call me! Because my phone is in Yoyo's costume, and she brought it to the stage!"

It turns out that it can be said clearly in one sentence!Now that it's over, even if Yifei's cell phone is dead, maybe she will borrow someone else's phone to call?Ziqiao suggested that he stop Yifei at the entrance of the theater and give her a ticket before she calls, and Yoyo will be safe.

Guan Gu was overjoyed: "That makes sense, then you can go with me."

Zi Qiao shook her head: "No, I have to wait. I have to send flowers after the second act. My sister who is about to hit a home run. I will show you the one who plays the court lady."

Four court ladies in Beijing opera costumes came out from the backstage, their bodies and dresses were exactly the same, how could it be clear which one was Qingqing!Zi Qiao was dumbfounded, and murmured, "Ah, I can't tell the difference..."

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There was a loud shout on the stage: three-a-brother-here!

The music sounded, and the third elder brother dressed in fine clothes walked out imposingly, with eunuchs and court ladies behind him in an endless stream.

In the auditorium, Zhang Wei said to Aaron beside him: "The lead actor is my best buddy, I can cover him, and I can take you backstage later and ask for the protagonist's autograph." Seeing that Aaron ignored him, he emphasized: " I mean it!"

Aaron said blankly, "I know, but I'm not interested."

Zhang Wei begged him: "Maybe Weiwei is interested, tell her for me. Please."

Aaron turned his head impatiently and passed a message to Adong: "Zhang Wei said that he can take Weiwei to the backstage to ask for the protagonist's autograph." " Ah Qiang then sent a message to Weiwei: "Zhang Wei said he has a backer, and asked if you want his autograph."

A good sentence, passed on by three people, has already changed beyond recognition.After hearing this, Weiwei frowned and replied, "Why do you want his signature? It's inexplicable."

Ah Qiang received the reply and sent it back to A Dong: "Wei Wei said that Zhang Wei is confused, who wants his autograph." Ah Dong passed it on to A Qiang: "Wei Wei said whoever wants Zhang Wei's autograph is an idiot. "Aaron said "Oh", then turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Wei Wei said you are brainless."

Zhang Wei really wants to cry but has no tears.

Hearing Ziqiao's suggestion, Guan Gu stood at the entrance of the theater with the ticket and waited for Yifei, feeling anxious and unconsciously shaking his legs.The scalper next to him thought he was a colleague, and came over to talk to him: "It's all over, it's useless to be anxious, if you can't sell it for a few dollars, just tear it up. New here, right? I haven't seen you before."

Guan Gu didn't understand what he was talking about, and asked blankly: "Then you are..."

The scalper laughed and said, "I'm Hongkou Ah San! You came here to snatch business without even knowing me? You're savage. Oh, I can tell, you're from Chongming!"

How could Guan Gu care about him, he kept looking at the intersection in front of him, and then replied: "No... I'm waiting for my friend here."

The scalper thought that he was thin-skinned and refused to admit it, so he smiled and said to himself: "I didn't say I wouldn't let you sell it. Anyway, I'm doing a good job today. I met a Hong Kong city in front of me, 20 I received it for RMB 588, and I gave him three tickets for RMB [-]. However, this level of 'punching' is not something you can encounter every day, so you have to be quick, and the tickets will be worthless when the game starts. Like now, at most Five dollars a piece."

Hearing this, Guan Gu was dissatisfied: "Nani, why is the ticket only worth five yuan when my girlfriend just came on stage?"

They are all family members, and the scalper felt a little closer to Guan Gu: "Your girlfriend is an actress, and my wife is still acting as a court lady! She is doing free tickets, and I am piling. We are the famous Condor Heroes in the drama circle! "

A couple came over, the scalper stopped talking to Guan Gu, and leaned over to solicit business: "Tickets need to be cut? The last one, 100 yuan!"

Zhiming's talk show has been going on for a long time, 100 yuan is too expensive, the scalper readily gave him a discount, five yuan, the last one, don't want it for nothing.But how can a couple get in with one ticket?Seeing that Guan Gu also had a ticket in his hand, Zhiming thought he was also a scalper, so he took out five yuan and handed it to him in exchange for his ticket.

"I won't sell it! You are too disruptive to the market." Guan Gu snatched back the ticket angrily, the scalper blamed him for being new and confused about the rules.Guan Gu said seriously: "Brother, I don't care what the rules are. You must know that your lover is also acting in it, but you are here to destroy the market. Have you considered her feelings? My girlfriend rehearses every day for this play, Reciting lyrics all night, no matter how ugly it is, I can't ignore her labor."

The scalper looked indifferent: "But my wife has never rehearsed, and she doesn't even have a single line."

Zhiming raised it to 10 yuan, and asked for Guan Gu's ticket, but Guan Gu refused to sell it, and he kept talking, and heard someone shouting from a distance, the police are here, the police are here.The scalper immediately ran away when he heard the shout, and Guan Gu was still entangled with Zhiming: "Believe me, you will never see such a performance with 10 yuan..."

The policeman walked behind Guan Gu and looked at him seriously. Guan Gu turned around and looked at the policeman inexplicably.The piling driver still has such an accent?The police were stunned and asked what they were doing.Guan Gu became nervous and began to speak incoherently again: "Comrade policeman, it's like this. These two want to buy my ticket, but they are only willing to offer 10 yuan. I told them that this is an act of destroying the market. If everyone buys the ticket Price tickets, who will buy real tickets in the future? If the box office has no income, who will still perform dramas!"

This ticket dealer is too courageous, openly discussing the market with the police?The policeman asked coldly, "Then how much do you think this ticket is worth?"

Guan Gu replied proudly: "At least 180 yuan, plus my girlfriend's star effect, plus another 20 yuan. You don't understand, the value behind it is hard to describe."

"I don't quite understand, how about this, you go back to the police station with me, have a cup of tea and explain slowly!" The policeman twisted Guan Gu into the police car, Guan Gu realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Police station? But I want to wait here for my friends, I want tickets... What are you doing? Misunderstood! Ya Miedie! Really... If you don't wait, people will cause trouble...Listen to me..."

The police car had just started, Guan Gu saw Yifei getting off the car at the entrance of the theater, and was so anxious that he slapped the window and shouted, but unfortunately Yifei didn't hear it, and the police car sped away.Seeing that Guan Gu wasn't waiting for her at the door, Yifei went up to the couple to borrow a mobile phone and dialed Guan Gu's number...

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The play has reached its climax. Lu Hua and San Age had a great time meeting each other, and they were inseparable on stage.

"Girl, Xiao Wang met you for the first time, why do you always feel that you have known each other?"

"Third Master was joking. Luhua grew up outside the Great Wall since she was a child. This is the first time she has come to the capital."

The third master smiled heartily: "I see. Raise your head and let me see." Youyou raised her head shyly, looking at the third master affectionately...

At this time, Yifei's phone was dialed, and the phone on Yoyo's waist rang "My heart will go on", and it rang through the microphone.The audience was in an uproar, and the director was even more shocked. He picked up the walkie-talkie and scolded: "Sound engineer, are you dead?" The sound engineer said it was the sound of the stage microphone and had nothing to do with him.
The actors on the stage panicked even more, and the third master pretended to be calm and asked: "Who is singing? Who of you...can you explain to me?" Youyou became nervous, and even spoke Cantonese: "I ...I don't know..."

Everyone shook their heads together, and the audience was silent, and the audience began to whisper.Youyou was eager to get wise, and began to compose lines: "Don't disturb, don't you think this song...is quite in line with the mood at the moment?"

"Is it...?!" The third master had no choice but to pick up the quarrel, and followed the nonsense, "But it's never seen before." Youyou smiled and continued: "The third master doesn't know, although this song rarely appears It is in the Forbidden City, but the little girl is from the frontier, but she has heard of it a little. It is said that it was done by a great poet in the Western Regions - Celine Dion. It sings the praises of people who put aside the secular and cross class Pure love."

"If that's the case, it would be great." The third master finally regained his composure, and said in his heart, the words are for you, but after a while, the two of you will be dancing the court dance together?This tune... I'm afraid it's a bit inconsistent.

Youyou replied: "Third Master, relax, can you make it up for a while, you and I will dance to this song, and I will not be in vain." It means that things are like this, what else do you want?Let’s just dance, what’s not dancing!The third master secretly bared his teeth at her, and glanced at the "officials and maids", implying that everyone has never rehearsed any Western Region dance, how can there be so many people dancing?

Youyou recalled the classic scene of "Titanic", and said on a whim: "Everyone is like me, close your eyes and open your arms naturally. Third Master, please support me from behind. Follow the rhythm, twist, twist, twist Ah twist! Yes! Very good! Imagine yourself sitting in a plane, no, flying in the clouds and wind with singing..."

The stage was calm and breezy, the third master supported the waist of the reed flower, and the courtiers also supported the waist of the court lady, all in the shape of Jack and Rose, dancing gracefully to the melodious music of My heart will go on.

"Wow! It's so romantic. I just like this kind of post-modern feeling." Meijia stared straight at the audience, eating popcorn at the same time.The two little girls beside her looked at her with mournful faces, and Meijia unconsciously took the popcorn in their bucket and watched the performance on stage with ecstasy.

"The person you dialed didn't answer..." No one answered the phone, so Yifei hung up and returned the phone to Zhiming and Chunjiao.

The background music of the garden party on the stage stopped abruptly, and everyone stood like clay sculptures and wood carvings, and the scene was silent again.

The third master looked around and asked hesitantly, "Huh? Then why don't the poets from the Western Regions sing anymore?"

Thank goodness... Youyou was relieved, and explained: "It was probably captured by the imperial guards. After all, it is the style of the Western Regions, and it is still slightly inconsistent with the ideology of my Chinese dynasty."

Now that I'm not singing anymore, let's continue to visit the garden.The drama finally returned to the original track, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The court music sounded, the dancers danced, and everyone was singing and dancing.

At first, the audience woke up a little sleepy and cheered up by relying on that impromptu change, but now it has become the same old style, just like the annual Spring Festival Gala show, which is smelly and long, and the audience boos everywhere.Meijia and Zeng Xiaoxian yelled that they were bored, anyway, they watched half of the show and drank a few bottles of Coke, so they just went to the bathroom, and they got up and left their seats.

There are not a few people who think like them. There is a long queue in front of the women's toilet, but the door of the men's toilet is empty.Meijia couldn't help complaining: "Why do we keep encountering unfair things today. Compared with children, I have no advantage, but compared with men, I have to suffer. I don't accept it. Teacher Zeng, you stand in line with me!"

Fortunately, you can figure it out, of course Zeng Xiaoxian refused to agree, Meijia begged him softly, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to agree to go to a tuba and wait for her to come out.Virgo old cleanliness like Zeng Xiaoxian never used public toilets, but the situation is different now, no matter what, it's better than standing in line at the toilet door, right?
After entering the toilet, Zeng Xiaoxian took out a bag of tissues, took out one, and wiped the toilet seat vigorously, dissatisfied, took out another tissue, wiped vigorously, still dissatisfied.

Suddenly, I saw a piece of toilet paper protruding from the roll holder next to me. I felt relieved. I took out all the tissues in the bag and wiped them vigorously until the toilet seat was wiped clean. Then I sat down on it with peace of mind, talking to myself proudly : "This is worthy of my king's identity (hun)."

For a long time, the line in front of the women's toilet didn't move a few steps forward. Meijia was anxious, stomped her feet and looked around, and found a door not far away, with a sign on it - "Employee Lavatory".Meijia went over quietly, seeing no one around, opened the door and went in.

After Zeng Xiaoxian went to the toilet, he whistled happily, took out the roll of paper, and pulled it suddenly, only a small piece of paper was torn off, and the inside was empty! "Your grandma's banana peel, you are teasing me." Zeng Xiaoxian cursed, and hurried to get his own tissue, only to find that the toilet was all used up just now, and now there is only one empty bag.

"Is anyone there?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in all the languages ​​he could speak, but the toilet was empty and no one answered.Take out your phone, but there is no signal at all, so there is no need to be so desperate, right?He suffocates a hero to death with a piss, and today I am a good man with a piece of paper!
In desperation, I heard a conversation between two girls outside, probably the women's toilet was broken, and there were so many people waiting for a seat, so I sneaked into the men's toilet for convenience.The two people were afraid of being seen, so they asked softly at the door: "Excuse me, is anyone there?"

When the savior came, Zeng Xiaoxian was so happy that he forgot his own situation, and replied loudly: "There is someone! There is someone!" The two girls were shocked, thinking that they would not dare to come in again if they were insane, and left quickly.Zeng Xiaoxian wailed from behind: "Don't go! Come back. Help! No, help!"

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Finally, the men's room came in again, and the sound sounded like they were washing their hands. Zeng Xiaoxian pinched his nose and pretended to be a woman's voice and asked, "Is there anyone? Can I borrow some paper? I'm dying soon."

"Is there any mistake! This is the men's room!" It was the "eyeball" reporter that Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia met earlier who came in. Hearing a woman's voice from the toilet, he went out to look at the door with uncertainty. Sign, murmured, "...isn't it?"

It turned out to be a man, so it would be much easier. Zeng Xiaoxian immediately resumed his male voice, and explained to him that he pretended to be the woman just now, why did he pretend to be a woman in the men's room? Rivers and lakes emergency...

Pretend to borrow toilet paper from a woman in the men's room?is it possible?Could it be a pervert?Maybe the man's voice is just pretending.The reporter was full of questions, so Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to open the compartment door to reveal half of his body.The reporter caught sight of Zeng Xiaoxian holding a pack of Hushubao in his hand, and asked warily, "What is this? You said it wasn't a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's head is getting bigger, and no matter how he explains it, it doesn't make sense: "Listen to me, a woman came in and gave it to me just now... I'm not a female pervert, I'm a male pervert, no, I'm not a pervert. I just want a piece of toilet paper, really It's killing me!"

The reporter stared at him for a few moments, and suddenly asked, "You look familiar, are you that... what host?"

"You know me? I'm Zeng Xiaoxian, the radio host." Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian would not let go of any chance to get close. Hearing that the other party was a reporter from "Eyeball Network", he began to make friends with a haha: "Hi! So it's from the media circle. My friend, please give me a piece of toilet paper first."

"Okay—wait a minute, let's take a photo." The reporter raised the camera and called out "eggplant", and Zeng Xiaoxian posed in a cooperating pose as if reflexively. "The leader asked me to take pictures. I was still worried that I had nothing to do. Fortunately, I ran into you. This news is more interesting than the drama. Hahahaha, the radio host Zeng Xiaoxian is actually a transvestite. Oh, no, a transvestite is a male transformation Female, female-to-male should be called - demon."

Zeng Xiaoxian yelled anxiously: "Say it again! I'm not a pervert!" However, he didn't put on his pants, and he couldn't go out to argue with him, so he could only stare blankly.The reporter laughed and threw a pack of tissues over: "There are pictures and the truth, let the netizens discuss it. Next, your manuscript fee."

Zhiming and Chunjiao walked around the theater and came back, only to find that Yifei was still waiting for someone at the door, and he happened to have only one ticket, so he simply gave it to her.Thanks a lot to Yifei, I took the ticket, and finally entered the stage. I saw that the play has been performed for more than half, and it is almost the end of the play!
On the stage, the third master hugged the reed flowers, and talked about love with each other.

"Miss Luhua, Xiao Wang has always wanted to ask you, are you happy?"

"My surname is Mao."

"Are you satisfied?"

"My mother is from the Manchu tribe, and my father is from the Orc tribe."

Harmony between heaven, earth and people, the best blessing Hengchang, midnight, midnight!Hitting someone far away, Lu Hua's dream was awakened, and Yoyo immediately broke free from the arms of the third master, with a face full of joy: "Ah! It's time, I can finally take off my clothes!... Take care, the third master, I'll take care of you first." Let's go, there will be a period later."

Youyou rushed to the end, when the sad background music sounded, the third master was taken aback, remembering the plot, and recited the beauty's name very melancholy: "Reed flower! Reed flower!"

Back in the dressing room, Yoyo took off her clothes, finally pulled out the phone from her underwear, and said angrily, "You bastard! You made me suffer!" There was a knock at the door, and Yoyo quickly turned around and hid the phone behind her, and the black girl left Come in, proudly said: "Okay, I know it's your phone. You brought the phone to the stage!"

Youyou pretended not to understand: "Wh... what cell phone? How can there be any cell phone?" Taking advantage of her not paying attention, she secretly threw the cell phone into the long shoes that she took off at the side.

The black girl was unreasonable, and finally found a way to vent her grievances: "I saw it just now, and said I was looking for a microphone, but I was obviously looking for a mobile phone. You have caused trouble. I will tell the director. Starting tomorrow, you will wait for the evolution." In front of you!"

Youyou threw away the stolen goods, so she was not afraid of her, so she replied calmly: "I don't know what you are talking about, I don't know why."

"The evidence is behind you, show me your hand!" As she spoke, the black girl went to grab Yoyo's hand, and found that both of her hands were empty, and said to herself, "No, I just saw it clearly. of……"

Just as they were making noise, the director hurried in, shouting: "Shoes, shoes!"

"What shoes?" Yoyo didn't know why.

The director yelled at her angrily: "Your shoes, forget it! You have to leave a shoe on the stage when you leave the stage! Otherwise, why would the prince find you! Get out of the way!" After finishing speaking, he saw Yoyo's shoes on the ground , took one and rushed out, it happened to be the one that Yoyo hid her phone...

The third master on the stage lacked props and didn’t know how to proceed. With his hands behind his back, he turned around and started to make up things again: “Luhua, you’re leaving in a hurry, can’t you leave it for me?” Give some clues...for example, a shoe or something?! If you guessed correctly, there should be a shoe in this area!" The director threw the shoe onto the stage from the side screen, and the third master almost laughed out loud in relief: "I told you so! Sure enough, there is a shoe!"

Yifei entered the theater, randomly found a seat in the back row and sat down, and asked the scalper next to him where the performance was.The scalper played a mobile game, and replied casually: "Next, the third elder brother will take the shoes to find Luhua, and then live happily together. Does this kind of plot need to be asked?"

Is it almost over?I missed it all!Yifei was so angry that she borrowed the scalper's mobile phone to call Guan Gu.

On the stage, the third master held the shoes, thinking about others when he saw things, and was feeling lingering: "Look at these exquisite shoes, accompanied by a faint fragrance. Only such small and exquisite shoes are worthy of the peerless allure of reed flowers..." Suddenly on the stage there was another Play the music of My heart will go on.The third master trembled and almost threw out the shoes in his hand. The audience was in an uproar, laughing and booing.

"Sound engineer! What the hell is this time again! Is this theater haunted?" The director yelled into the walkie-talkie angrily.Yoyo volunteered from the side: "Director, let me do it! You can't let him stand alone, let me go to the rescue."

The director looked at her and shook his head: "Don't make any trouble! I know that you responded very well just now, but which one is your appearance now?"

Youyou persuaded him: "Saving the scene is like putting out a fire. If the play is a little messy, it can be done well, but it is too unprofessional to show the audience the accident. Don't worry, Tang's acting method! Show time!" After finishing speaking, he hopped on one foot On stage, grabbed the shoes, put them behind her back, reached in and pressed the phone.

In the audience, Yifei's cell phone was cut off, and she looked up, huh?Why did Yoyo come out again?

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The third master was equally astonished, and stammered and asked, "Lu... Miss Luhua, why are you back again?"

"Third Master, don't be nervous, the little girl is just here to get back the shoes." Youyou perfunctorily picked up the shoes and was about to leave.

"Stop!" The third master yelled and said to himself, I wandered around the stage more than a dozen times, talking nonsense, and finally hoped for a shoe to rescue me, now you take the shoe away, what is this!Thinking about it, he said something and then snatched the shoes: "I think... the next thing should be like this. The king sent his men to take your shoes and search for you from house to house... would be better. So, you'd better keep your shoes."

It was only then that Yoyo came to her senses, and took away the shoes by herself, wouldn't the third master's play be unable to continue?Seeing her hesitating, the third master kept urging her to leave quickly, fearing that she would behave strangely again.

"Still not. You can't keep the shoes." Thinking of the time bomb in the shoes, Yoyo couldn't care less, and said with a smile: "Don't you want it just to find me? Now I'm standing here! I know the third master has If you want to say something, since everyone is here, you can say it."

Now that I've said it, what's the next scene? !Still let people live? !The third master stared at Yoyo with wide eyes, not knowing what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.Taking the opportunity, Yoyo grabbed the shoe and slipped down the stage: "I'll change one for you."

"Put it down!" The third master yelled, grabbed the shoes, and saw each other. Both of them began to talk nonsense, and one was more unreliable than the other.

Yoyo: "Listen to me, don't worry about this shoe."

Third Master: "This is the only clue, please leave me a way to survive."

Youyou: "Give it to me! Otherwise, what if the folk songs beyond the Great Wall are sung again later?!"

……

The audience in the audience didn't understand where the song was coming from, and turned their heads back and forth following the movements of the two people.Yifei was dumbfounded, and asked the scalper: "Is the plot different from what you said?" The scalper scratched his head inexplicably, God knows what happened!

The two people on the stage continued to tug, the shoes were torn, and the mobile phone fell out and landed on the stage.Only now did the third master understand the reason why Yoyo wanted to grab the shoes, but the show still has to go on?I had no choice but to ask in an official tone: "What is this...?"

Youyou was stunned, her mind went blank: "This is... a brick."

"Why is there a brick in your shoe?" Well, you Yoyo, you made me look ugly on stage, I want to see how you get off stage!The third master raised his mobile phone and asked, "I'm really curious, and I would like to ask the girl to explain to all the lovers present why this 'brick' still glows!"

"Okay, let me confess..." Youyou paused, and then continued, "This thing, called a phone, is a treasure I specially dedicated to the third master."

The third master scolded: "The Qing Dynasty has this treasure? This king has never seen it before!"

Youyou said with a serious face: "But I have seen it! Because... I came back from time travel!"

The audience was in an uproar, isn't it a fairy tale drama?How did it become a time-travel drama?Laughing, noisy, messy.Yifei snatched the scalper's phone number and started calling Guan Gu again.Sekiya!Your wife is crazy, answer the phone quickly!

The music of My heart will go on on the stage sounded again, and Yoyo was obviously no longer flustered, but said calmly, "Third Lord, if you don't believe me, my little girl will show you how to handle this treasure." On the phone, he said into the microphone like a cannonball: "Forbidden City Mobile friendly reminder: the user you dialed has already traversed, and the roaming and traverse service has not yet been activated... Please don't call again!"

After hanging up the phone, Yifei looked at the stage and the phone, stunned.The audience was silent, and thunderous applause erupted suddenly, whoever took the lead.

At the popcorn counter, Mika was still fiddling with the popcorn machine, holding the instruction manual, and operating while reading: "First press the heat preservation light switch—add appropriate ingredients. Corn corn, there is sesame oil, there is, sugar , Yes, turn the heating button and wait patiently!... But why is there still no movement? You fell asleep, Xiaobobo! This is not fun at all."

The popcorn machine didn't move at all, and Mika couldn't help patting the machine impatiently. Grace came over and saw someone at her post, and asked strangely: "Hey, who are you? Why haven't I seen you?"

Seeing that she was also wearing a small mandarin jacket, Meijia was obviously an employee here, and lied that she was a newcomer: "They said that Grace, the popcorn manager, left the post without authorization, and asked me to come over temporarily. The manager was looking for her everywhere just now."

Grace was even more strange, saying: "I am Grace. Didn't I just go to the bathroom just now?"

Yeah?Meijia looked at her suspiciously, and said to herself, sister, don’t even think about it, I’ve been working on this broken machine for at least half an hour, what kind of toilet does it take you so... so long? !

When this happened, Grace had to admit that she slipped in to watch a drama.Mika didn't bother to care where she went, as long as she could tell her how to make the popcorn move.

Grace reminded her: "Is it unplugged?"

Meijia looked down, and sure enough it wasn't plugged in, no wonder! Grace told her not to put too many raw materials at one time, at most 800 grams, and then went to the theater to watch a play.

How did she know that Meijia's arithmetic is so good by nature? Just now she put half a catty at a time, 16 times, how much is it?One seven is seven, two seven is 48... It's not clear.Who cares, it should be about the same, after plugging in the electricity.

Little Boom finally woke up!The popcorn popped out one after another, and Mika was very happy, she took it and stuffed it into her mouth, it was really sweet and delicious, it was different when she made it herself.There are too many ingredients, and the machine spits out popcorn faster and faster, chug out like a machine gun.Meijia picked it up with her hands, put it in a basin, and ate it with her mouth. She was too busy no matter what, and shouted in embarrassment: "Brother, slow down! Slow down!"

The reporter of "Eye Ball" arrived in the dressing room, put the camera on the table casually, and was calling the editor-in-chief with his back to the door: "Editor-in-chief, it's me. I'm backstage...it's not over yet. Don't let me I did an interview, this drama is really boring, but don’t worry, I just found the highlight of Tomorrow’s Social Edition, I caught a pervert in the toilet. It’s also a host...you may not know it, but I have a photo .We can also come up with a hot title..."

Zeng Xiaoxian followed him in, hid aside, glanced at the camera on the table, took a maid's hat to cover his face, walked over, took the camera and ran away.

Zeng Xiaoxian flipped through the camera while walking, but he couldn't find where the delete button was.Seeing his equipment, Ziqiao thought he was also pretending to be a reporter to pick up girls, and smiled maliciously when he saw the photo: "Hehe, this selfie is quite unique."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about the beauty and asked Ziqiao how to delete the photos.Ziqiao laughed and said, "You are also a media person, you can't play, how can I? Otherwise, how can I be a reporter?"

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The play is still going on, and Yoyo patiently explained to the third master: "Please calm down, third master. I kept hiding it from you before, because I was afraid that you would not be able to accept it. After all, you live in an ignorant and feudal era, unlike ours where technology is prosperous. A hundred flowers bloom. This phone call is the proof, right?"

The audience in the audience answered in unison: "Yes!" Amazing, the drama is also performing and interacting.

The third master was so shocked by her that he couldn't complain, and moaned: "This treasure is so precious, why did you give it to me?"

Youyou looked up at the third master, and said shyly: "In our time, if a boy had a crush on a girl, he would say to her, 'Leave me a phone number'. Now I will take the initiative to leave it to you. Don't you understand?"

Leave a call, leave a call, that's how dare love come?The third master was so shocked that his mouth opened into an O shape, and he didn't know how to answer.The audience in the audience suddenly realized "Oh"!The actor who played the third master was about to collapse. He squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and shouted for help: "Help! Go back where you should go. Please!"

The more you make up, the more addicted you become: "You know what? I am the woman who can make you a success."

The third master tugged at his hair in pain: "What are you doing for me? I'm going crazy. I'm going to become a monk tomorrow." Youyou went over to help him stand up, and said loudly: "No! You are the one who is going to be the prince, and the Qing Dynasty will be here Under your rule, the prosperous age! Although hundreds of years later, the Revolution of [-] will send the last feudal dynasty in Chinese history to the grave, but this-it has nothing to do with you. It has been written in our history books that you will be with others The eight brothers started a fierce battle for the throne!"

The third master began to beat his chest and stamp his feet: "Grandma, where did my eight brothers come from?"

Youyou said with certainty: "Yes, several of them are still among the people, and your Huang Ama hasn't found them yet. There is a man named Brother Huanzhu who is a great threat to you!" The third master screamed, couldn't stand it anymore, and ran away step down.Youyou was stunned, and suddenly turned to the audience: "If you want to know what will happen next, please watch the next scene: "Nine Sons Seize the Inheritance"!"

The audience in the audience was also stunned, and when they realized it, some people began to applaud. Slowly, the applause became louder and louder, one after another, continuous, and Youyou had to appear for the curtain call with the actors again and again.The director also hurriedly came to the stage and bowed, wanting to explain: "Everyone, audience, I'm really sorry, there were a lot of accidents in today's play..."

The audience in the audience applauded in unison, the director swallowed half of the original sentence, and choked out a sentence: "Thank... thank... thank you everyone!"

Yoyo went crazy and shouted to the audience: "After watching today's performance, are you all happy?"

The audience shouted: "Happiness!"

The director also went crazy, shouting: "Satisfied or not?"

The audience shouted even louder: "Satisfied!"

The director had an idea, and cheerfully announced: "That's good! Please pay attention to the second scene of "San Gu Mao Lu" - "Nine Sons Seize the Inheritance"!"

Yoyo unintentionally made history again, and a new type of drama appeared in the drama world, called-serial drama!

Zeng Xiaoxian was still fiddling with the camera with Ziqiao, the director ran over, thinking that he was a reporter taking pictures, and dragged him to the stage.Zeng Xiaoxian kept explaining that he was really not a reporter, and the director refused to believe it.

Seeing him, Yoyo asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng? Why are you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wryly: "It's a long story. Do you know how to use this thing?"

Taking pictures is just pressing the shutter.After everyone stood up, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to pretend to take pictures.One two three, eggplant!Everyone put on smiling faces, Xiaoxian pressed the shutter, but there was no response.

After a long time, the director asked: "Is the filming finished? I didn't seem to hear the shutter sound just now. Do you want to take another one?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed the camera at everyone, and shouted impatiently: "One, two, three, click. That's it!"

The director heard the shutter sound as if it came from his mouth, walked over to check the camera, but there was nothing.Zeng Xiaoxian cheated, saying that he had filmed it, but the director himself deleted it.The director struggled to argue with him: "The delete button is obviously here, when did I press it?"

Benefactor!Zeng Xiaoxian decisively deleted that lewd photo of himself, and it happened that the reporter from "Eye Ball" also chased him: "Damn pervert! Give me back the camera!" One chased, the other ran, circling the venue.

"Liar!" Zi Qiao got another slap in the face for no reason, and when she looked closely, that Qinqin was standing in front of her angrily, "The one who agreed to interview me just now, why did you go to her again?"

Zi Qiao said innocently: "I told you I made a mistake, I have already apologized, and you have hit me just now." He really didn't understand that it was Qingqing who hit him just now, and now it's his It was Qinqin, and the maid he was going to interview was called Qinqin.It's just picking up a girl, does it have to be so difficult?The Chinese in the college entrance examination is nothing more than that!
Zeng Xiaoxian ran into the dressing room and hurriedly handed him the camera in his hand: "Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao! A reporter is chasing me, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to return it to him in person, please pass it on for me. "

Zi Qiao looked at the camera and smiled lasciviously, what a sharp weapon!
Zi Qiao took the camera and came to a heavily made-up court lady, and said, "Qinqin, let's start the interview without talking nonsense. I have the camera ready." Who knew that it wasn't Qinqin standing in front of him this time, But hard work, hard work!
God!Shoot me with random arrows!Zi Qiao's brain was almost turned into tofu, and he made up his mind: "Listen, whether you are Qingqing, Qinqin, Qinqin, or Qinqin, I want to interview you today, that's right! Find someone quickly After taking off the makeup, let’s talk about how to make you popular.”

Qinqin took the flowers and was obviously very happy. The scalper walked up behind Ziqiao at some point and said in a nonchalant way, "Why don't you talk to me too?"

Qinqin went up and took the scalper's arm, and said coquettishly, "Husband, this reporter wants to make me famous."

Huang Niupi looked at Ziqiao with a non-smiling smile: "We are the Condor Heroes. If we want to be popular together, we don't just sell them. Qingqing, Qinqin, and Qinqin have all told me that there is a fake reporter here to molest our family, Qinqin." .”

Zi Qiao had to be convinced: "It's all clear, there is a trick, right? Or have you practiced clairvoyance?"

The scalper clenched his fists, cracking his knuckles, and said ferociously, "I have practiced iron sand palms." Zi Qiao screamed after being beaten, and shouted, "Hey! Don't slap your face, don't pull my camera. !"

(End of this chapter)