Love Apartment 4

Chapter 2 There is only one truth

1
Which door did Zeng Xiaoxian push open?Let's ask his good brother Guan Gu.

Mr. Guan Gu is at the bar at the moment, surrounded by Yoyo, Meijia, Zhanbo, Ziqiao, and our topical hero——Zeng Xiaoxian. Everyone is drinking and chatting, looking very lively.Careful fans of Xianfei may immediately find out why Hu Yifei is not there?Could it be that good things are about to happen, Feifei, who has always been tough, suddenly feels a little shy, deliberately avoiding suspicion?
Then, the interpretation of the fourth season of iPartment should be like this: Guan Gu and Yoyo are actively preparing for the wedding; Yifei aggressively proposes, Xiaoxian tears to say yes, and joins the wedding preparation team; Get back together, strike while the iron is hot and decide to exchange lives with each other; Zhanbo and lovesickness become disasters, and shout three times: Wanyu!Wan Yu!Wan Yu!I miss you, I want to have a baby with you!Wan Yu had a heart-to-heart echo in the air, and rushed back from the distant Milan to accept the engagement ring that Zhan Bo had always treasured.Four couples of buddies decided to share happiness, double their happiness, and held a group wedding.Wait, where are Zhang Wei and Yu Mo?Of course weddings need groomsmen and bridesmaids!Although there are a little more newcomers, the best man and bridesmaid may seem a little uninspired, but this is not a problem.With the sound of gongs and drums, colorful flags fluttering, and laughter, they vowed to live happily together forever!
So far, the 90-minute extended luxury final version of iPartment has come to an end. Thank you for watching!Congratulations to all the Amys in the world, you no longer have to look forward to and wait for the update, and you don't have to worry about joining the ranks of giraffes because of the neck length.Of course, a few years later, the descendants of the residents of the iPartment decided to release a new drama called "How I Met Your Mother" to recount the stories we don't know for the audience.Later, due to the suspicion of having the same name as the popular American TV series, and the appearance of a large number of special biological and chemical weapons in the plot - the bear children of various families, it was changed to "Our Daddy and Nanny" through online voting, and ten seasons are tentatively scheduled to be filmed...

What the hell!Xianlan fans booed and booed everywhere.Hu Yifei is not here, isn't our Nuolan also here?Why didn't Zeng Xiaoxian decide to be with Nuo Lan, but Hu Yifei was emotionally hurt and refused to show up?Xianfei fans retorted, didn't Nuolan live in the love apartment?If she is with Zeng Xiaoxian, this occasion is the time to show her position and identity, and she should appear instead of disappearing!The iPartment is Feifei's home field, Xianfei must be together without discussion!Xianlan fans retorted, our goddess is on her way, can't she?Didn't you see Zeng Xiaoxian's calm look?When he was with Hu Yifei, he was always a panicked little monster, okay?Goddess is the best and most correct choice for Zeng Xiaoxian!The director's arrangement may be to pave the way for Nuo Lan to officially move into the love apartment. Nuo Lan is about to show up with her luggage, ha!what!what!

The scene is a bit chaotic, so please keep rational and communicate friendly!For details, please ask Mr. Guan Gu!
Guan Gujun said: "At that time, my heart almost jumped out, until Yoyo said the phrase 'I do', and immediately——I lit up."

Witnesses Zhanbo and Meijia nodded in agreement, thinking of the romantic scene that day, they were both moved and longing.It turned out that Yoyo brought everyone together to announce the good news of her engagement with Guan Gu, whether you are a fan of Xianfei or Xianlan, let's wait for now.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who had missed the good show, were not reconciled, and you talked to each other on the sidelines to encourage Guan Gu to propose again.Ziqiao's reason is that the precious historical scenes of the proposal were not captured, and Yoyo will regret it in the future; while Xiaoxian's reason is that Guan Gu's act of folding out the proposal ring with banknotes was too hasty and not sincere enough.

Speaking of sincerity, Zhan Bo interjected, "By the way, Yoyo is already pregnant, how can your little sincerity be enough?"

"Nani?! Pregnant?!" Ziqiao and Xiaoxian exclaimed in unison.When it comes to pregnancy, Mika is a little nervous on the side.By the way, everyone is drinking, Meijia, what do you mean by pinching a carton of milk?
Guan Gu took the opportunity to change the subject: "I don't blame you guys for teasing me, Yoyo wasn't pregnant at all, yesterday to celebrate her engagement, she even did 20 backhand flips." Yoyo also proved that she had never used any pregnancy test Great.

"But Meijia and I saw it with our own eyes!" Zhanbo insisted.

"Probably someone is playing a prank." Meijia smoothed things over.

Ziqiao expressed disbelief, and said carelessly: "This trick is too bad. To frame the blame or to frame it? I have never seen such a shit basin. Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Meijia interrupted him and reprimanded: "A dog can't spit out ivory! It's not a prank, it's an oolong, and it's a beautiful oolong. If we hadn't found that pregnancy test stick, Guan Gu would have proposed so soon Maybe...sorry, I'm not questioning your relationship..." Knowing that she had made a slip of the tongue, Meijia covered her mouth and explained again.

Yoyo was woken up, and turned to Guan Gu: "Guan Guan, if Mijia and the others hadn't misunderstood that I was pregnant, would you have proposed to me yesterday?"

Guan Gu hesitated for a moment, and replied: "Yes."

"Did you see that? He hesitated for a second!" Yoyo was furious.

Guan Gu hesitated and said, "This... this is called pause."

Yoyo took out a stopwatch, pointed to the reading on it, and said, "Usually your pause is about 0.65 seconds, but you stopped for 1.58 seconds just now. You obviously gave in because I was pregnant, so you failed! Anyway, I didn't shoot the video, so this Time does not count. Next time, ask when you don't have to hesitate!"

"Little aunt, you are too domineering, and you still have a stopwatch with you?" Zi Qiao's eyes widened.

Youyou ignored him, turned around and left, Guan Gu chased after him with a bitter face and tried to explain in every possible way.

Ziqiao was thoughtful, and asked Zhanbo for confirmation that she picked up the pregnancy test stick, but Meijia rushed to explain: "No one is pregnant. It's all a misunderstanding!" As she spoke, she grabbed Zhanbo who wanted to argue, and whispered Admonishment: "Shhh, I said it's all right, so why bother? Maybe this is what Yoyo did on purpose, or... There are many other possibilities. Don't talk too much, you will be satisfied if you really break them up?"

Mijia was so, so, so, so and so, Zhanbo was confused, shaking his head and nodding, and finally agreed to put it down.

2
The engagement report event between Youyou and Guan Gu broke up badly, and Hu Yifei came "staggeringly" late. Seeing that there were only two people left, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, she asked in surprise, "Am I late? I came as soon as I received the text message. "

"It was half an hour ago, okay!" Zi Qiao replied with squinted eyes, seeing her staggering posture, and asked again, "Is your foot okay? Did you graft a carrot?"

Yifei sat down staggeringly with her injured leg swollen like a big radish, and said disapprovingly, "It's just... a little fatter."

Zeng Xiaoxian kindly reminded her to go to the hospital, but Hu Yifei interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said disdainfully: "How big is it that I still need to go to the hospital? With my repair ability, I can recover in minutes. I already applied heat yesterday."

Thanks to Hu Yifei's martial arts skills, he can be regarded as half of the world, why doesn't he even know the basic principles of sprain treatment PRICE?The so-called PRICE specifically refers to Protect (protect the ankle), Rest (rest), Ice (ice the wound), Compression (compress the wound with an elastic bandage), and Elevation (elevate the ankle to reduce swelling).Hot compresses in the early stage of sprains will instead cause severe congestion, edema, and aggravated pain in local tissues, which will worsen the injury and is not conducive to recovery.No wonder Zeng Xiaoxian was so anxious that he yelled, "Hot compresses before the bruises go away. Are you educated!"

Yifei rolled his eyes at him, avoided too much eye contact with him, and muttered in a low voice: "I just twisted when I got out of bed, so you don't need to worry about it. Just take care of Nuolan."

Xiaoxian looked embarrassed, and wanted to explain something, but Yifei jumped ahead of him and said, "You help me get a bottle to drink... Forget it, I will go by myself."

After finishing speaking, he wanted to get up, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly held her down, and said helplessly: "Okay, you sit and I will go."

At this point, Xianfei fans were really disappointed and yelled: Zeng Xiaoxian, why don't you die, die, die!And Xianlan fans cheered: Goddess Nuolan will win! OH YEAH!

"Ken, here's a bottle of milk." Zeng Xiaoxian went to the bar to order, and Lu Ziqiao followed him to gossip and insult him by the way: "Yifei wants wine."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave him a sideways look, and said angrily, "She's uneducated and you're illiterate, too. Drinking will make you swollen even more."

Zi Qiao taunted him: "Now I know I'm nervous, then I asked you to get safflower oil yesterday, what did you do?"

By the way, Zeng Xiaoxian, what did you do yesterday?It’s finally time to reveal the secret. Let us follow Zeng Xiaoxian’s memories and go back to the moment when he stood hesitating in front of the two doors.The story goes like this:
The moment the tossed coin fell into his palm, Zeng Xiaoxian really had the answer in his heart.But his answer is not which door to enter, but, he can go out and buy another bottle of safflower oil!Poor Zeng Xiaoxian probably didn't realize that his seemingly evasive answer had actually revealed his truest thoughts: to buy safflower oil, he would not have to go back to Nuolan's room, and he could have a legitimate reason to see Hu Yifei .Xian Fei fans, cheers, Yi Fei, Yi Fei, Yi Fei!
and then?Then, Zeng Xiaoxian skipped to buy safflower oil.Coincidentally, there was no safflower oil sold in the pharmacy that day. He was wandering around the community, but when he turned around, he saw a stall of a quack doctor with "Secret Recipe Dieda Wine". Bottles and jars of snakes, insects, rats and ants.

"Take a look, take a look, the ancestral medicinal wine package is effective. It can be drunk and rubbed, and it doesn't cost a lot of money for a bottle. Save time and money to go to the hospital, and you don't have to queue up for a urine test. A bottle will guarantee you three years..." Jiang Hu doctor Seeing that there was business coming to the door, he yelled very vigorously.

Zeng Xiaoxian approached suspiciously, and asked, "Is this... safflower oil?"

The doctor confidently handed him a bottle: "Secret recipe of ancestral special effect Dieda wine. 80 yuan a bottle."

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed and readily bought a bottle.

The doctor turned on the chat mode, with a glib tongue: "Brother really knows the goods, you use it yourself?"

Zeng Xiaoxian replied, "I bought it for a friend", while preparing to take the medicine and leave.

Lang Zhong: "That's it, then I suggest you buy two more bottles, so that you can use it sooner or later."

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head curiously, and asked puzzledly, "Why?"

The doctor looked him up and down, left and right, and said seriously: "Look at your seal is black, and there is a ghost between your brows, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future."

"Bah!" Zeng Xiaoxian was angry, "Sell your medicinal wine, why are you cursing me for nothing!"

"Faithful words are hard to hear!" The doctor pulled out a long voice, and pulled out a signboard from under the table that read "Fortune and Palmistry", with an expression of whether you believe it or not, which means, will the old man talk nonsense?

"You still work part-time as a fortune teller?" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback.

The doctor took advantage of the opportunity to get closer to him: "It's rare to have someone who is destined, how about asking the old man to help you take a look for free?"

"It's free...you said it." Zeng Xiaoxian held out his hand hesitantly when he saw the doctor nodding his head to confirm that the fortune-telling was free.

The doctor flattened Zeng Xiaoxian's palm, touched the lines on his hand, looked at the front and back of the palm, and said seriously: "Brother, the skin is quite dry. Try this cream, it's only 20 yuan a can."

Zeng Xiaoxian said "thank you" and was about to pick it up when he realized it was a trap and glared at him.

The doctor chuckled, and then turned to the main topic: "Brother, judging from your palmistry, you have been murdered in the past few years."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled smugly, but said modestly: "Oh? Really?"

But the doctor said: "Don't be happy, this is a typical peach blossom disaster. I think your recent bloody disaster should be related to this peach blossom disaster."

"You are the bloody disaster." Zeng Xiaoxian gave him a sip, stopped listening to his nonsense, and urged, "Hey! The medicinal wine hasn't been given to me yet."

The doctor pretended to be surprised and said, "You haven't paid yet. The 80 yuan just now was just fortune-telling money."

Zeng Xiaoxian argued: "Didn't you say it's free?"

The doctor calmly took out another sign and wrote: fortune-telling, believe it for free, or not for 80 yuan.

Cheating!Zeng Xiaoxian cursed bitterly in his heart, but he didn't want to delay here, so he said impatiently: "I didn't bring my wallet, so it's only 80 yuan in total."

"Then there's nothing I can do to help you." The doctor Shi Shiran sat down and said sarcastically, "Otherwise, if you say you believe it, I'll give you this bottle. Do you think I'm a charlatan? We intellectuals have principles."

"I won't admit to this bloody disaster just because of 80 yuan! No way!" One pit after another, Zeng Xiaoxian obviously felt that his IQ was not enough, and he couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment.One of them wants to retreat after success, and the other is unwilling to fall into the huge pit. After arguing, Zeng Xiaoxian simply shouted: "Come on! Catch the liar! Someone!"

Then, the community security guards surrounded them, and then, the two of them were taken away to make notes, and it was already late when they returned after all the tossing, Yifei fell asleep, and Nuolan also left.

Ziqiao's mouth opened wide when he heard this, and he frowned and complained, "What have you done?"

"Who told that dead doctor to say that I had blood and light, and cheated me of 80 yuan. Of course I have to reason with him." Not only the theory, thinking of the doctor, Zeng Xiaoxian still has the urge to beat him.

Ziqiao shook her head helplessly: "I lost to you completely. Didn't I tell you when I called yesterday? There is safflower oil in the toilet drawer of our suite. Why do you go out and buy it?"

Why?The image of Nuo Lan kissing him flashed in Zeng Xiaoxian's mind, and he faltered again, saying: "...Don't ask, you won't understand anyway."

3
I have to say that Guan Gu has a good eye for picking wives, and Yoyo is such a good girl!Youthful, beautiful, innocent and lively, not to mention sunny, motivated, and optimistic. What's even more rare is that she can understand and tolerate both friends and lovers. In other words, she never holds grudges.Women spend most of their life with inexplicable tempers, and men spend most of their lives paying for these inexplicable tempers, coaxing and teasing, playing tricks and being obedient, using all kinds of martial arts, just to win the beauty smile.It is conceivable how high the score of Yoyo's advantage of not holding grudges should be, how much precious time has been saved for Mr. Guan Gu to pursue his comic career, thus indirectly promoting the development of China's comic industry and contributing to the growth of China's GDP A small but significant force!

The motive for proposing for Guan Gu yesterday was not pure or happy, but after taking a comfortable bath today, Yoyo felt happy, had a better life, and the world was peaceful, so she decided to amnesty the world and not be angry with Guan Gu anymore.but!In order to punish Guan Gu for hesitating for a second, Yoyo decides to let Guan Gu plan to hold an engagement party.

Guan Gu was naturally grateful to Dade, and promised to make the party lively.But... For now, his mind is still struggling with another matter, that is, why did the pregnancy test stick Zhanbo mentioned appear in their toilet?
Yoyo asked: "Did you see something?"

Guan Gu shook his head, and analyzed seriously: "But I heard the truth on the phone. I don't believe this is groundless. If the pregnancy test stick is real, it means that someone in the apartment must be pregnant."

Youyou explained her reasons: "I suspected it at the beginning, but I ruled it out in an instant. Think about it, Yifei sprained her ankle just after playing, it's not like it at all; it's even more impossible for Meijia to be the discoverer." , do you really doubt boys?"

"Could it be the sister (zi) brought back by Zi Qiao?" Guan Gu changed his mind, but was immediately denied by himself, "There is no reason to keep it in our trash can."

Yoyo thinks it might really be just a prank, but Guan Gu thinks there must be something hidden behind it.Besides, with his stubborn personality, even if it was a prank, he would have to investigate and find out.The question is, how to check?Asking one by one, no one will admit it, so Guan Gu decided to find clues by himself.

Yoyo resolutely objected: "Please, your priority now is to run the party well. You don't need to solve the case, Conan-kun."

Guan Gu shook Yoyo's hand to be cute: "It's hard to figure it out! I won't be able to sleep for a day until this pregnant criminal is caught."

Pregnancy offender?Guan Gu, your imagination is too rich!After discussing the decision, Yoyo promised to give Guan Gu three days to find out the truth.

Guan Gu began to look for clues all over the world, and Yoyo was bored, so he had to go to Meijia to play.The two were chatting, and the topic automatically turned to Guan Gu's work as a detective. In Yoyo's words, he seemed to be out of his mind recently.

"He turned over the trash can in the toilet!" Meijia turned pale with shock when she heard Youyou's description of the incident.

"That's right!" Youyou nodded, and continued, "Guan Gu thinks that the case should be solved by following the vine, and the vine he found was the trash can in the toilet. He firmly believes that there should be other clues in it."

Meijia shivered: "Does he dare to be a little more disgusting?"

Then it would be a little more disgusting, Yoyo added: "He still does it with his bare hands." Meijia felt nauseous for a while, and almost vomited out.

Let us reproduce some scenes of Guan Gu solving the case:

Guan Gu performed the magical skill of digging out trash cans with his bare hands, and Yoyo wore a mask and gloves, and was fully armed to help.After careful inspection, Guan Gu put the most valuable clues on the table one by one, including: a piece of used toilet paper, a delivery note and half a piece of bitten chocolate.

Looking at these inconsequential things, Yoyo said dejectedly, "Can I find anything here?"

Guan Gu was not discouraged at all, and still confidently expressed that since the pregnant woman threw a pregnancy test stick into it, it is not ruled out that she also threw other things, so he planned to carry forward the detective spirit of not being afraid of getting dirty or dying, Let's start with the used toilet paper.

Youyou interrupted him with a look of disgust, and gave a friendly reminder: "Mr. Detective, don't you think it would be easier to check from this courier first?"

It really wakes up the wooden man with one word!Guan Gu thought that what Yoyo said was quite reasonable, so he sincerely accepted the opinion, took the courier slip and checked it carefully, and said to himself: "This is——Jingdong's courier slip?"

Yoyo asked: "Your?"

Guan Gu shook his head, thoughtfully: "Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao and I don't have JD accounts, it seems like you are the only one here."

But Yoyo said she hasn't bought anything for a long time.

Guan Gu thought about it again, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah!... I have a strong intuition, this is probably the delivery note for the murderer to buy the pregnancy test stick!"

After saying this, even Yoyo became excited, and shouted excitedly: "Quick, let's see who the recipient is!"

Unfortunately, the list was stained by a puddle of brown liquid, which happened to stain the information in the recipient's column, and the two of them couldn't figure out what was going on no matter how they studied.

At this point in the story, the audience, Meijia, hurriedly asked nervously: "What is that brown thing?"

"The ones in the trash can, who knows what it is, I can't read a word anyway." Yoyo replied.Seeing Meijia let out a long sigh of relief, Yoyo asked strangely: "What's wrong with you?"

However, Meijia jumped up nervously and explained: "Yuyou... I don't have their account either, I swear."

Youyou didn't understand, so she looked at her again and said, "I know, you used my account last time."

Only then did Meijia feel relieved, and continued to ask: "Wouldn't the clues be broken in this way?"

Youyou pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "I said the same thing, but Guan Gu won't give up until he finds out the composition of this pool of liquid."

"Wait!" Meijia was disgusted again, covered her mouth and wanted to vomit, and hurried out.But she didn't rush into the bathroom, but rushed straight into her room, and began to rummage anxiously. She finally found the "early pregnancy" box under the bed, but she couldn't find the courier receipt that she signed for at that time.

"Damn it, that could really be my delivery note." Meijia lamented in despair.Dangdangdangdang, the "pregnant offender" finally showed up automatically!
At the same time, Guan Gu happily walked in, and started shouting at the door: "My dear, I have made a major breakthrough!"

Youyou asked: "The test was successful?"

Guan Gu was as happy as a child, and his articulateness suddenly became sharp: "I was almost stupid, there is a series of serial numbers under this courier slip that we have never noticed, it is the serial number of the courier. With the serial number, I can look it up online The phone number of the courier, do you think the courier has never seen the signee?"

Yoyo suddenly realized, and took the opportunity to boast: "Guan Guan, you really belong to me!"

"Smart." Guan Gu was very proud, clenched his fists, and put on a posture that he would never give up until the pregnant criminal was found out, "As long as I ask him, everything will come to light!"

Meijia came back from the room and happened to overhear this conversation, and couldn't help feeling anxious.

4
In this bar, Zeng Xiaoxian was still discussing with Ziqiao how to deal with Yifei's problem.

Zeng Xiaoxian suggested: "Hey, help me persuade Yifei, she is so swollen, she must go to the hospital."

Zi Qiao didn't bother to meddle in his affairs, drank her own little wine, had nothing to do with herself, and hung herself high.

Zeng Xiaoxian said again: "If you have trouble with anyone, don't make trouble with yourself."

Zi Qiao couldn't help mocking him: "You don't know who she has trouble with?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around blankly: "Who? Who?"

"Oh, pretend I didn't say it." Zi Qiao sighed resentfully, and shut up.

Zeng Xiaoxian was still muttering to himself: "Her sprain is much more serious than Nuo Lan. If the ligament is misplaced, it will be troublesome. If it is not returned in time, there will be sequelae."

Zi Qiao poked at his pain point angrily: "It's still the same sentence - the agreed safflower oil!"

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian was so choked that he couldn't speak, but accidentally saw the quack doctor he met that day walking into the bar, pointing at him and yelling: "Look! It's him."

Ziqiao didn't feel sorry for a moment, and asked, "Who?"

"The doctor who told my fortune, he is the culprit!" The indignant Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Zi Qiao up and went to reason with the doctor.Relying on having a helper, the tone can't help but be a little provocative: "Hey! Isn't this big wet!"

The doctor blurted out: "A disaster of blood and light?"

Zeng Xiaoxian yelled at him: "What a disgrace to your size! Did you sell Dieda wine to the bar? You're a liar!"

The doctor argued: "Didn't you explain everything clearly that day? I have a license! I'm not a liar."

Zeng Xiaoxian ignored him and insisted on either refunding the money or giving him a bottle of safflower oil.

Based on the principle of not discussing work on rest days, the doctor smoothed things over: "Don't embarrass me. Otherwise, the money will not be refunded. Let's make friends. Next time you need any service, I will give you free of charge. This time You can always believe that I am not a bad person."

Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "Service? Could it be fortune-telling again?"

The doctor said: "It doesn't matter if you don't count your fate - I can put a film on your phone for free."

This time even Zi Qiao on the other side was amused, and said with a smile, "The master is still in the IT industry, and his business is quite extensive!"

"It's hard to be overwhelmed by the skills of walking in the rivers and lakes." The doctor said slowly, "To tell you the truth, this old man has always done things in an eclectic way. Reversing discs, selling cut cakes, calculating fortunes, measuring constellations, making holes in mud tiles, etc. Prison break upgrade, bruises secret recipe, bone setting massage..."

"Wait, what was the last sentence you said just now? Massage bone setting? You know this?" Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian got excited.

The doctor laughed loudly: "You don't know. The three generations of my ancestors have opened medical clinics. However, my family's fortunes have fallen, and I have expanded into other businesses to make a living. In fact, massage is my specialty!"

Ziqiao was in awe, and clasped his hands together: "May I ask what your name is, senior?"

"My surname is Huang, and the small character is Huifeng."

"Huang Feihong?!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were both stunned.

The doctor straightened his tongue, and said word by word: "It's Huang—Hui—Feng, it has nothing to do with Guangdong Baozhilin."

Zi Qiao asked where he was from again, and the doctor pretended to be mysterious: "Guess, give me a hint, the first word is 'hu'."

Hunan?The doctor shook his head.Hubei?The doctor shook his head again.Ziqiao scratched her head and asked, "Are there any provinces in China that start with the word 'hu'?"

The doctor said confidently: "Of course I do. I am from 'Hu Jian', you go and find out, 'Hu Jian' Baozilin, massage bone-setting thunder hands, no one does not know that I am from Huang Huifeng."

Master, you are really proficient in Mandarin to a certain extent, my admiration for you is like a torrent of rivers, endless!

Zeng Xiaoxian was worried about Yifei's foot injury, and had no time to take into account the master's accent like a cross talk, so he asked: "If you really know how to massage bones, I just have a job and I need your help. Can you come to serve?"

"If you don't fight, you don't know each other. Since we are friends, you can just open your mouth." The doctor patted his chest confidently, "No money if it can't be cured."

When Zhan Bo heard that he introduced a massage company to his sister, he immediately became unhappy.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "If you step through the iron shoes and find nowhere to go, it's all fate!"

Lu Ziqiao also said: "We tried this Master Huang, and he still has two brushes. When he saw Yifei, he knew that the ligaments were misaligned, and it would be fine if he straightened the bones."

"My sister actually agreed?" Zhan Bo didn't believe it, and muttered, "Strange, isn't my sister never letting others touch her feet?"

Zi Qiao joked, "She has athlete's foot?"

It turned out that the ankle was Hu Yifei's sensitive part.How many years have passed, and Zhanbo still remembers washing Yifei's feet when he was a child. At first, he was fine, but he accidentally touched her ankle. After 0.01 seconds, he was kicked away by her—five meters!Moreover, the whole process was a purely natural reaction, like a knee-jerk reaction, and it was completely uncontrollable.

Zhanbo said: "It is said that this is a psychological conditioned reflex. As the saying goes: men should not touch their heads, and women should not touch their feet. Have you never read classical novels? Touching feet is generally an obscene behavior! Maybe my sister herself doesn't know that she has deep feelings in her heart. How conservative it is."

Zeng Xiaoxian objected: "Is there any mistake, massage is not indecent!"

Zhanbo defended Yifei, and then explained: "The conditioned reflex is not controlled by the brain, unless it is a person with a very close relationship."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly remembered that that day when Nuo Lan said that he was the first person to touch her feet, his shy expression and affectionate eyes made his heart ache like a fire.

Ziqiao raised a question: "You can't even be her younger brother?"

Zhanbo recalled: "At that time, we had just formed a family, so maybe we weren't close enough. At that time, I also hated her touching my head."

Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed: "Cut, there are so many feudal remnants. I don't mind others touching me."

Zhanbo quotes classics: "For a man, the head is the meeting place of all yangs and the ancestor of the five elements. They are really sensitive. Even if you accept it subjectively, there is no guarantee that the body will not reject it."

After hearing this, Ziqiao reached out to touch Xiaoxian's head, Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to smile calmly: "See! I don't reject it at all."

Zhanbo and Ziqiao looked at each other with a smile, both hands went into battle, and frantically touched his head. Within 2 minutes, Zeng Xiaoxian's head was even more feather duster than a feather duster.

"Hey! Have you touched enough? There's no end." Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't bear it anymore, and punched the two of them open.

Zhan Bo pointed at him and said, "Look! It exploded!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to explain that he was acting on purpose, but in fact he was still calm. Zhan Bo exposed him: "Stop pretending, you've ripped off the label on the wine bottle."

"Zhan Bo seems to be right." With all the witnesses and material evidence, Ziqiao had to agree with Zhan Bo's point of view, "Even Teacher Zeng would be angry, so wouldn't Yifei..."

"Master Huang...is in danger!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted suddenly, and shot out like an arrow, Ziqiao Zhanbo also hurriedly chased after him.

It's a pity that it's still a step too late. Poor Master Huang has been kicked away for the nth time, leaning against the door, holding his chest and gasping for breath: "Miss Fu, what are you doing?"

Yifei was full of guilt, and tried to explain: "I'm really sorry, I don't know how this happened, I really didn't mean it - and, I have said it several times, my surname is Hu."

Master Huang trembled: "I know, Miss Fu, calm down!"

Yifei suggested: "You should call me Yifei. Master, go ahead! I will restrain myself this time."

Master Huang had lingering fears in his heart, and repeatedly told him: "Yihui! Calm down, you have to calm down."

Master Huang went over and just put his hand on her sprained ankle, and was kicked back in an instant.

Yifei apologized and bowed again. Poor Master Huang was on the verge of tears. He suppressed the heroic tears and encouraged himself: "Fortunately, I have also practiced before. Wait a minute, let me lower my true energy and get back the blood." "

Having said that, he proclaimed himself the acupoints, and made a gong step by stepping on the horse.

"Big wet!" Xiao Xian, Zhan Bo and Zi Qiao, who were rushing to save others, burst into the door with a bang.

Master Huang, who was doing exercises with his back to the door, was knocked on the back of the head by the knock on the door. He fell to the ground like a disintegrated puppet, with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, and moaned: "My true energy...is gone!"

Zhan Bo didn't hear clearly, his eyes widened: "What's wrong with him?"

Xiao Xian sighed with emotion: "If you dare to love him, he will also suffer from a bloody disaster."

Zi Qiao's mind turned slowly, and it took him a long time to come up with a completely out-of-the-ordinary sentence: "Mr. Zeng, can the walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?"

5
Guan Gu's method of following the vines really worked, the premise was to find the correct vine.He successfully found JD.com's courier according to the number on the courier slip, and made an appointment with him to handle the last order.According to the courier's description, isn't everything about to come to light?but!Mika knew all his plans well. The so-called know yourself and the enemy and you can win a hundred battles. Poor Guan Gu was cut off in minutes.

Jingdong’s courier came as scheduled and rang the doorbell of 3602, but Meijia flashed out from 3601 and asked repeatedly: “Are you a courier from Jingdong? Mr. Guan Gu asked you to come? No one saw you, right?”

The courier nodded, nodded, shook his head, and then looked at the two magical doors. He was in a daze, and was dragged into the house by Meijia.

Meijia pushed the courier brother onto the sofa and sat down, and asked him with a serious face: "Which courier company is yours, you will come if you are asked?"

The courier boy replied honestly: "A gentleman called and said that there was something wrong with the express I delivered three days ago, let me check it. I remember that you signed for it at the time, why did a man call me? Could it be You just collected it?"

"Nonsense, it was originally my thing." When Meijia got excited, her voice suddenly raised. Seeing that the courier brother was trembling with fright, she hurriedly comforted her softly, "There's nothing wrong with it at all. They just cheated on you."

The courier boy breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I have to explain clearly to that gentleman." After speaking, he stood up and was about to leave.

"I can't explain clearly!" Meijia pushed him to sit down again, took out 100 yuan, and stuffed it into his hand without any explanation, "Master, you take this."

The courier brother was panicked, and said to himself, the slave family is a showman rather than a body!Although this guest officer is very handsome...

Meijia reminded: "Listen, if someone asks later, just say that you left the package at the door and left that day. You never saw me, understand?"

The courier boy was a little confused, but the logic was still there, he said hesitantly: "Okay... But I remember that it was a delivery, and it was required to sign for payment according to the process, so how could no one see it. This is unscientific. "

"Oh, why are you so troublesome!" Meijia took out another 100 yuan and stuffed it into the hands of the courier brother.

The courier brother was so nervous that his hands shook, and he asked, "Will it be the police who will ask me later?" Weighing the pros and cons, he decided to return the money to Meijia.

"Is there a policeman with such an accent? He's just a meddling Sister Ma!" Meijia imitated Guan Gu's angry look and tone.However, the courier boy refused to accept the oil and salt, so Meijia made a thought, and decided to use the double trick of beauty tricks and bitter tricks, and immediately put on a tearful, pitiful expression, and said faintly: "I am a girl, Alone, even receiving a courier will be prying into privacy. Brother courier, you must help me."

As he said that, he grabbed the courier boy's hands, and the corners of his eyes and brows were filled with a touch of sadness and beautiful sorrow!

Where did the courier brother pass by this, he was immediately hit, his soul came out of his body, he held his chest in his hands, vomited blood, and his breath was like gossamer.The soul wandered into the void for a moment, the courier brother returned to his original place, his body was filled with heroism again, his scattered eyes became firm, and he secretly vowed in his heart that even if he went through fire and water and was smashed to pieces, he would still protect the safety of this fairy sister!
Meijia succeeded in recruiting, and took the courier brother to teach him the opportunity: "If you don't do anything, you will say that in a while..."

So, when the courier brother came to Guan Gu again, he had been completely brainwashed and then he was fully armed, making him invulnerable.

"Nani? You said the recipient's name is 'Conan's Nemesis'?" Guan Gu was stunned.

The courier boy replied calmly: "Well, I have met many anonymous buyers."

Guan Gu asked, "Do you still remember what he looked like?"

The courier boy replied fluently like an endorsement: "The light is very dim, so I didn't see it."

Guan Gu was choked, and asked again: "That man and woman always know?"

The courier brother automatically searched the memory bank, reproduced the various questions that Meijia had prepared for him, and answered reflexively: "Yes! He said he was a man."

Guan Gu was surprised: "Does he need to say that?"

There was a fault in the matching of the memory bank, and the courier brother acted accordingly and corrected it in time: "...There are a lot of neutral people now, so I don't dare to confirm without asking."

Guan Gu was still not reconciled, and continued to ask: "Then did you see clearly what he was wearing? Is it pajamas or a formal suit, slippers or leather shoes?"

Meijia not only knew Guan Gu's purpose, but also was familiar with Guan Gu's thinking, and knew what kind of information he wanted to collect. Naturally, she had done a lot of preparation work, and considered every detail very comprehensively, without leaking any water.But the training process was too short, and the courier boy had limited memory and unconstrained comprehension ability, so the content of the answers became more and more deviated.

Regarding the clothes, the original answer from Meijia Design was "...don't look at evil! So you didn't dare to look at it"; but when it came out of the courier brother's mouth, it became: "At that time...he wanted to molest me...so I didn't How to wear it."

Guan Gu was overwhelmed by the thunder, and said in shock: "Then what was he doing when you were delivering the goods?"

Courier boy: "He answered a phone call, then said to the phone: I am not the owner of this place, and then hung up."

Guan Gu's jaw almost dropped in shock: "Nani? How dare you answer our phone if you're not the master?"

The editing is too outrageous, the courier brother is also a little flustered, flashing back to the scene before leaving to replenish energy——

"Just remember to give him more disturbing information." Meijia stuffed him another 100 yuan, folded her hands devoutly on her chest, and begged pitifully, "I believe you will not let me down!"

Quickly fully charged, the courier brother's thoughts of pity and pity were overwhelming, and he continued to make up nonsense with peace of mind: "In short, I remember that the recipient's expression was blurred, his expression was serious, his eyes were erratic, and he was very mysterious."

Guan Gu was entangled until his sympathetic nerves became disordered. After a short circuit and sparks flying, he came to a conclusion—the recipient was the mysterious man in black.According to his reasoning, the situation at that time should be like this:

That day, the courier brother came to deliver the goods and knocked on the door.The door opened, and the room was dark and gloomy, and nothing could be seen clearly. The man in black stood at the door, saw him, smiled, and ambiguously invited him to sit in for a while.

The courier boy panicked when he saw it, and he stammered and replied: "No need, please... inspect the goods and sign for receipt."

The man in black continued to flirt with him, touching his face restlessly: "Come in, we have plenty of time to take our time."

The courier brother put his hands on his chest and said in horror: "But I'm a man."

"So what, who is not?" the man in black said lightly.At this moment, the phone rang, and the man in black picked it up and yelled into the receiver impatiently: "Hi! I'm not the owner of this house. Don't bother me!"

The little brother repeated dumbfounded: "Aren't you the owner of this house?"

Seeing that his identity was exposed, the man in black drew out a samurai sword and was about to commit murder, and the courier brother ran away.Thanks to his well-trained daily wind and rain, he was lucky enough to get his life back.The speed of Jingdong Express really deserves its reputation!
Damn, it's like this!Although Meijia designed everything, she didn't expect such a result in the end. She really admired the courier boy's nonsense ability.

Even though Yoyo is an actor, well-informed, and has seen all kinds of farce and oolong ghosts, it is still hard to believe Guan Gu's deduction, and he believes that his imagination is too rich, and the story is fabricated.

But Guan Gu said with certainty: "Really, there are only two possibilities, either our house has been broken into by burglars, or it is haunted."

Yoyo pointed out sharply: "Do you think thieves and ghosts will use early pregnancy in the toilet?"

But Guangu's nervous disorder has not recovered for the time being, and he firmly insists that the problem of early pregnancy is no longer the problem, but the safety of the entire iPartment is facing a crisis.For everyone's safety, he must continue to investigate!
"Yes, that suspicious toilet paper! I want to intensify the investigation." Guan Gu walked out of the room muttering like a maniac, leaving Mika and Yoyo looking at each other in blank dismay.

6
Master Huang really wasn't the one who did it, he was hit by Yi Fei twice, and he was able to walk back by himself, vomited a few mouthfuls of blood, and was able to speak, but his mind was still a little unclear.No, I even dropped my bag in the love apartment, forgot to take it away, and accidentally left a long-lost martial arts secret——

"Oh my god... "Yi Jin Jing"!" Zi Qiao yelled.

On the cover of the book are four large characters in ancient style, Zeng Xiaoxian embarrassing him: "Brother, you have to know numbers even if you don't know how to read."

Ziqiao was confused again: "Could it be—"Jade Heart Sutra"?"

"This is "Bone Setting Neijing"!" Zhan Bo corrected him.

When you open it, you can see that there are densely written small characters inside, together with the "Diehua Meridian and Secret Hole Diagram", it shows the extraordinary wisdom and profound theoretical system in the field of ancient Chinese massage in an all-round and three-dimensional way, which is amazing.It turned out that it was not a martial arts secret book, but a massage secret book handed down by Master Huang from his ancestors.

Yifei kicked her feet twice, and her injuries worsened, and now her swelling was even worse, and she was stubbornly refusing to go to the hospital. The crowd had nothing to do with her, and they were helpless.Now that he has this massage cheat book, Zeng Xiaoxian wants to learn from his teacher and heal Yifei's bone by himself.

"Did you forget that she is a donkey?" Zi Qiao reminded him.

"Do you think your relationship is close enough?" Zhan Bo also felt unreliable.

But the matter has come to this point, and the dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor, and Zeng Xiaoxian can be used to try it out.The map of the secret book looks very complicated. In an emergency, Zeng Xiaoxian decided to practice the chapter on ankle joints alone.

Zhan Bo felt that something was wrong, and said: "Back then, Mei Chaofeng practiced a certain chapter of the "Nine Yin Manual" alone, and as a result, he became obsessed and became paralyzed."

Zi Qiao knew that Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to make amends, so she didn't stop her. Instead, she persuaded Zhan Bo: "You can do whatever you want. Teacher Zeng just wanted to make up for someone's late hospitality."

But massage depends on the skill of the fingers, freezing three feet is not a one-day cold, and it takes three to five years, how can it be effective?How many people have carefully studied the instructions of the cheats, and they can choose between two modes of complete installation and simple installation?awesome!So human!
Zi Qiao said solemnly: "Instructions for getting started with simple installation - if you want to practice magic skills, draw a knife from the palace."

Teacher Zeng, who was gearing up and eager to try, staggered when he heard the words, which made Zhan Bo and Zi Qiao burst into laughter.

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The first level, strength training, nirvana, iron sand palm!A large iron pot was filled with steaming iron sand. Zeng Xiaoxian was half naked and drenched in sweat from the steam.With both palms flying, the chestnuts buried deep in the iron sand appeared tremblingly, and the sugar-coated body exploded brightly and golden, revealing the fragrant and soft chestnut flesh.The instructor, Lu Ziqiao, was peeling chestnuts leisurely on the side, and kept spitting the chestnut shells into the pot, in the name of increasing the difficulty of palm training.

The second level is to practice flexibility, nirvana, magic and Tai Chi!What Tai Chi emphasizes is braking with stillness, overcoming rigidity with softness, avoiding the real and using the weak, and using force to strike force, which is very similar to the principle of water movement.Zeng Xiaoxian concentrated and calmed down, facing a large tank of clear water, stirring up vortices.Pushing, rubbing, kneading, stroking, knocking, pointing, and flicking, with the flexibility of water, experience the ingenuity of various gestures.In the spirit of environmental protection and water conservation, the instructor Lu Ziqiao threw in a pile of dirty clothes, and Zeng Xiaoxian's Tai Chi magic skills directly transformed into laundry magic skills.

The third level is to practice finger strength, nirvana, and one-finger Zen.This skill is too advanced and time is not enough, Zeng Xiaoxian can only do a few push-ups against the wall.

The fourth level, practice speed, nirvana, whack-a-mole... So easy! So happy!

After 49 hours of sleepless retreats, Zeng Xiaoxian finally memorized the 28 acupuncture points on the ankle joint, basically mastered the positions of the ligaments and meridians, and his skills improved by leaps and bounds.Now there is only one question left, how can I get close to Hu Yifei?In Zhanbo's words, the probability of Yifei rejecting Zeng Xiaoxian is more than 70%, while the probability of Zeng Xiaoxian being able to support her is less than 1%.

"Damn, I've practiced my magical skills, so this problem can't be solved?" Zeng Xiaoxian said discouragedly.

"There is another way." Zhanbo suggested, "I have a classmate who belongs to the robotics club. He has a set of professional bionic manipulators. I can program the "Bone-setting Neijing" into it, so that it should not be rejected by my sister. "

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately objected: "Then am I practicing for nothing? No! There is still a difference between machines and people."

Ziqiao came up with an idea, wait for Yifei to fall asleep before doing it.But Hu Yifei wakes up as soon as she touches her when she sleeps. To reach the level of deep sleep that can be massaged without being aware of it, it is obvious that some external force must be used.As a result, Zhanbo has undoubtedly become the best candidate to implement the plan.

But Zhanbo is really a simple and kind boy, he really can't bear the responsibility of lying and deceiving people like this.He took a glass of water carefully, and Yifei just asked casually: "Why don't you drink water for me?" He was so shocked that he almost spilled the water, and he couldn't even speak incoherently: "...Drink Water helps with healing, rest assured, it's just an ordinary cup of cold water."

"Are you sure?" There is nothing to be courteous about, it's either rape or theft, not to mention the reaction is so abnormal.Yifei glanced into the glass, the water was still bubbling, and her suspicions became heavier.After taking the cup, he quickly put it down again, saying "It's so hot"!
Zhanbo didn't know what it was, and said naively: "It's not hot, it's at room temperature."

Yifei insisted: "It's really hot, if you don't believe me, take a sip and try."

Zhanbo thought, it doesn't make sense?Although the pharmacy downstairs was so unprofessional, they didn't even have sleeping pills, so he had no choice but to buy sleeping effervescent tablets.Do effervescent tablets get hot when they come into contact with water?In order to show his innocence, he had to take a sip, but when he got nervous, he drank the whole glass of water to the last drop.

Zhanbo soon fell asleep, and Yifei circled around him, unable to figure out what he was up to.Suddenly, Zhanbo's phone rang, and Yifei took out the phone from his pocket to see that it was a text message from Zeng Xiaoxian: "How's the situation? Are you done?"

"I want to see what you guys want to do?" Yifei said to herself, and immediately replied to the text message: "Everything is OK."

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door, and Yifei quickly put on a blanket and pretended to be asleep.

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian entered the door on tiptoe, the phone rang. He fumbled frantically in fright, finally found the phone, and cursed in a low voice: "Hello! Did you make a mistake, call me at this time?"

Zi Qiao on the other end of the phone was very calm: "Why are you panicking, isn't Yifei asleep? I'll test it for you."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked back and saw that Yifei was still in a deep sleep. He breathed a sigh of relief and began to speak normally: "Fortunately he didn't wake up. It seems that Zhanbo's work is still in place."

Zi Qiao affirmed: "Very good, now you can finally do whatever you want!"

Zeng Xiaoxian repeated exaggeratedly: "Do whatever you want?"

Do whatever you want? !When Yifei heard this, she sneered in her heart, and her whole body went into a state of alert, ready to attack at any time.

"Stop talking, I have to hurry up." Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he hung up the phone quickly, pulled up Yifei's right foot, held the sole of the front foot, and pushed it along the back of the calf from far to near with one hand, reciting the formula in his mouth: "Stretch the gastrocnemius and calf muscles; knead with multiple fingers, tap the Weizhong point, and pluck the Yanglingquan point."

what!So comfortable!Yifei had no idea that Zeng Xiaoxian was here for a massage, let alone that his massage technique was so professional!

"Qingmo Yongquan, analysis, and bones." Zeng Xiaoxian recited the words, and his movements were precise.

Yifei is even more confused, is this bitch Zeng?Why are his fingers so strong and warm.And what's even weirder is that she didn't even have the slightest urge to kick him.Why is that?
At the critical moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's expression became more dignified, two fingers under the Juegu point, the ligaments were locked, reset!With a flick of the fingers, there was only a "click", and the misplaced ligament was adjusted, and Yifei couldn't help shouting: "It's cool!"

Zeng Xiaoxian broke out in a cold sweat, and saw that Yifei was still asleep, did he feel it in his dream?
7
Meijia was afraid that there would be any substantial progress in the investigation of Guan Gu, so she sneaked to Yoyo's side to spy on the military from time to time, or disturbed their train of thought.

On this day, she came up with another version and came to tell Yoyo: "I heard a story that might explain this pregnancy test stick."

Guan Gu was obsessed with the investigation every day, and almost became obsessive-compulsive. Yoyo was almost numb to this topic, and was not very interested in Mijia's story, so he just responded casually: "Oh?"

But Meijia's interest remained undiminished, and she pretended to be mysterious and said: "I heard people in the community say that a girl who reads the water meter appeared in the apartment recently. Her name is Xiaohong. She was pregnant, but her boyfriend ran away, and then she It was crazy. So she used the name of reading the water meter to search for her boyfriend from door to door. The weirdest thing is that every time she went to a house to read the water meter, she would deliberately leave a pregnancy test stick in the trash can, imagining Someday her boyfriend will be able to see."

Yoyo's expression matched her story exaggeratedly: "Wow, what a miserable story."

Meijia was very happy and asked, "You believe it, don't you?"

Youyou shook her head and said puzzledly, "Why do you keep a pregnancy test stick?"

In order to justify herself, Mika said more and more bizarre: "Weirds are like this. The Joker in Batman always leaves a playing card, and Zorro always leaves a letter Z. The pregnancy test stick may be the little red totem. Everyone returns She took a special nickname - 'pregnancy test man'."

In order to increase the believability of the story, Meijia tried her best to not only compose it in her mouth, but also danced and danced, and added rich body language.After all, he looked at Yoyo helplessly, hoping that she and Guan Gu would believe these stories of the Arabian Nights and give up solving the case as soon as possible.

But Yoyo didn't believe it at all except that she felt that her imagination could compete with Guan Gu's.

"Honey, I found out!" Guan Gu shouted excitedly and ran back.

"What?!" Mika and Yoyo said in unison, but one was surprised and the other was happy.

Guan Gu said happily: "I have found the buyer of that courier bill! I called JD's customer service center just now and said that I lost my username. Then, based on my home address and the purchase record of the courier bill, they Tell me, this courier was bought with this account."

Yoyo took the note and looked at it: "This... isn't my account? But I didn't buy... Meijia!"

Seeing that she could no longer deny it, Meijia had no choice but to confess pitifully: "...well, I did it."

Yoyo exclaimed: "It's really you!"

Mika nodded aggrievedly.

Guan Gu asked solemnly: "You actually stole Yoyo's account to buy chocolate?"

"I didn't mean to hide it..." Meijia was about to tell the truth, but when she heard it, she said, "Chocolate!"

Disappointed, Yoyo sighed and said, "After working on it for a long time, this list is not a pregnancy test stick!"

Guan Gu scratched his head and explained embarrassingly: "The customer service said that this account recently consumed a box of 188 yuan wine heart chocolate! I thought it was...but it's really chocolate."

Meijia was overly frightened these days, and now the stone in her heart finally fell to the ground.After calming down, I realized that I bought it at a pharmacy for early pregnancy!No more worries, speaking with confidence: "I don't have an account, so I bought it on the cheap, no!"

Youyou complained: "Guan Gu, what are you doing?"

Guan Gu was embarrassed, and apologized again and again: "Sorry, my intuition was wrong-I said earlier that I should check the toilet paper first. My dear, give me another three days, and this time I promise that if I fail or succeed!"

"Wait!" Youyou rolled her eyes and suddenly understood something, "Three days and three days, you are not deliberately looking for a reason to avoid the engagement party, are you?"

Guan Gu hesitated subconsciously for a moment, then shook his head in denial: "Of course not, how is it possible."

Yoyo took out the stopwatch, and regretfully informed him: "Guan Guan, you are really not good at lying, and at 1.78 seconds, you pretended to pause again with hesitation."

At the end of Guan Gu's speech, Meijia gloated and added fuel to the fire: "He hesitated! He's nervous!"

Guan Gu looked embarrassed, so he could only tell the truth: "Honey, you have seen it."

Youyou issued an ultimatum and ordered Guan Gu to spend three days getting ready for the party.Guan Gu didn't dare to do it again, so he had to put the case aside, and Meijia was safe for the time being.

8
On the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian continued kneading to heal Yifei.Yifei's defense system seemed to be paralyzed, and the flying legs could not be used.

The phone rang again, Zeng Xiaoxian thought it was Zi Qiao, and said impatiently: "I'm busy, Zi Qiao, don't keep harassing me."

But a gentle female voice came from the other end of the phone: "Xiaoxian, it's me, Nuolan."

Zeng Xiaoxian repeated blankly: "Nuolan?"

When it was Nuolan, Yifei couldn't lie down a little bit, resisted it, and listened to the content of the phone with his ears up.

"I'm right in front of your house, aren't you home?" Nuo Lan asked on the phone.

"The door? You... wait a minute." Zeng Xiaoxian was panicked when he heard this, he was at a loss, hesitated for a while, picked up a blanket to cover Yifei's head, and then went to open the door, inviting Nuolan in.

It was the first time Nuo Lan saw Zeng Xiaoxian after that kiss, and when she entered the room, she was somewhat unnatural, and awkwardly searched for a topic: "What are you doing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood in front of the sofa, rubbing his hands nervously: "...it's nothing. I'm drying the sheets. What do you want me to do?"

Nuo Lan whispered, "I'm here specially to return your clothes."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly, and hid his guilty conscience: "It's just a piece of clothing, don't need to send it in person."

Nuo Lan said again: "Actually, I came here specially to say sorry to you."

"Sorry?" Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused.

Thinking of the intimate scene that day, Nuo Lan blushed, lowered her head, and her voice became softer and softer: "When you massaged me that day, I kissed you...I'm sorry."

Hearing this, Yifei's heart skipped a beat, and he became cold for a while.

Xiaoxian stammered nervously: "No...it's okay."

Nuolan went on to say: "It was because you massaged me so comfortably that day, I couldn't help it, so... I wanted to wait for you to come back and explain to you, but you didn't come back after you went to buy safflower oil, I think You may be angry."

thump!The alarm in Yifei's heart continued to escalate.

Zeng Xiaoxian was having a hard time and didn't know how to explain it.

"Where did you go after that?"

Nuolan's resentful and angry eyes made Zeng Xiaoxian feel like a mess in his heart, he gritted his teeth, and decided to put an end to this matter: "Nuolan... Let me tell you the truth, that day, Qiao The phone told me that Yifei was also sprained, and asked me to give her a bottle of safflower oil. But the safflower oil is in the suite next door, and you kissed me just now, I was afraid that I would never be able to get out when I came in to get the medicine. So I had to buy another bottle."

Nuo Lan asked resentfully, "Are you so afraid of me?"

"...I'm afraid you misunderstood." Afraid of being soft-hearted, Zeng Xiaoxian avoided looking directly at Nuo Lan's eyes.

Nuolan looked at him, with tears streaming down her cheeks, and said sadly, "I understand, it turns out that in your heart, one fee is the most important thing. You have already made a choice, and I am self-indulgent. Just pretend I haven't been here." After she finished speaking, she ran out the door.

"Nuolan! I didn't mean to hurt you." The good man Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it, and chased him out again, "Nuolan! Listen to me."

However, despite Nuo Lan's slender figure, she ran so fast that Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't catch up with her short legs.It happened that Master Huang was selling cut cakes at a stall today. Without saying a word, he snatched his tricycle and chased after him.

Master Huang shouted behind him: "Hey! My car doesn't have brakes!"

Before the sound fell, the tricycle had already crashed into a tree, turned upside down, and the cut cake fell to the ground, Zeng Xiaoxian's nose was bruised and his face was swollen.Master Huang happily played with his little abacus, and settled the accounts in front of him: "A cart of cut cakes plus a bottle of Dieda wine, 16, brother, I will wipe the change for you."

Fortunately, all of this is just Zeng Xiaoxian's imagination!But now that he had the foresight and had witnessed all kinds of tragedies in the legendary bloody disaster, he decided not to show his cards, but to get past this level first.Immediately, he glanced at Yifei under the blanket, and picked up Nuo Lan's topic: "Where did you say you went?"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's absent-minded look, Nuo Lan thought he was deliberately avoiding this topic, and said coyly, "I don't want to make it so embarrassing, really."

Zeng Xiaoxian was haha ​​again, pretending to be chic: "It's not embarrassing, you like my massage, how could I be angry?"

Nuolan was overjoyed, and her words were more courageous and direct: "That's good, I still want to thank you, I'm much better these days, but it still hurts after standing for a long time, can you press it for me again when you have time?"

Zeng Xiaoxian readily agreed: "No problem. You go to the next door and wait for me first. I'll warm up and come over in a while."

thump thump thump!Listening to their flirting, Yifei's alarm system has been raised to the highest level, with a dazzling red light flashing, ready to go off.

After finally getting rid of Nuo Lan, Zeng Xiaoxian went back to the sofa, took off the blanket, and prepared to give Yi Fei a few more massages to consolidate the result of the ligament reset just now.Unexpectedly, at this moment and at that moment, Hu Yifei's current defense system has been fully activated, with full firepower, just waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian's hand to touch her ankle, and she will fly up with a kick and headshot directly.

Zeng Xiaoxian flew out, and when he got up again, his nose and mouth were covered in blood...

It's a disaster that can't be avoided, Master Huang's fortune-telling is really accurate, Ren Zeng Xiaoxian has played all his cleverness, but he can't escape this bloody disaster after all.There is a saying that always keep Dieda wine at home, so you don't have to worry about bloody disasters!I'm not afraid that you can't use it, but I'm afraid that you can't think of it. The words of "big wetness" are not to be deceived!

(End of this chapter)