Love Apartment 4

Chapter 3 Who Says I'm Sick

1
Zeng Xiaoxian has always regarded himself as a good man.Good and bad, in fact, everyone has a different definition in their minds. What Zeng Xiaoxian thinks is good probably means caring, understanding, obedience, and not hurting.Just judging from the fact that he was cheated on six times during the eight years with LAURA, and still kept meeting and taking care of her without going crazy, it can be seen that Zeng Xiaoxian's ability of persistence, patience and tolerance has indeed reached a height beyond the reach of ordinary people.Well said he is kind, not well said he is cowardly.And when he was looking for a balance between Nuolan and Yifei, this kindness or cowardice made him choose to escape and do nothing. Two people, but it turned out that both of them were injured.

At this moment, Yifei is in the psychological clinic, receiving psychological counseling seriously.The psychiatrist sat calmly behind the table and looked at her clearly. This condescending attitude made Yifei feel unnatural and uncomfortable. She filled out the information form as if she was coping, and then began to play with the pen in her hand nervously. .

The doctor began to ask: "Tell me about your recent situation."

Yifei's eyes flickered, and she chattered casually pretending to be relaxed: "I've recently—how should I put it... my teeth are getting whiter and my skin is getting more translucent. Women need to meditate in life. Anyway, it's not bad."

The doctor understood her resistance, smiled slightly, and continued to ask: "Mr. Hu, this is a clinic, we can't just talk about the good side, let's talk about the problem."

"Problem?" Yifei rejected the word subconsciously, rolled his eyes to think, and replied, "Occasionally. Eyelashes fall out a lot, nails grow slowly, hungry want to sleep, sleepy and want to eat..."

The doctor interrupted her with a few coughs, and politely reminded: "I'm a psychiatrist."

Yifei suddenly realized, and said seriously: "Oh, yes! Forgetfulness...is it a psychological problem? Oh, what am I here for?"

"You deliberately vandalized public property at school." The doctor reminded her, seeing her smiling and slipping, he added solemnly, "Three times."

Yifei waved his hand: "Hey, it's all small things."

The doctor retorted her: "If it was a trivial matter, the school would not send you here. The results of the evaluation at the clinic will determine whether you can continue to work as a classroom teacher."

With the seriousness of the incident in front of his eyes, Yifei restrained himself a bit, but still excused himself: "Don't worry, I've been a little moody recently, but it's manageable, otherwise I wouldn't take the initiative to come to you Get counseling."

The doctor shook his head helplessly, denying her words one by one: "First, you didn't come here on your own initiative; second, this is a forced psychological intervention, not psychological counseling; third...don't tear apart my pen, okay?"

At some point, the pen in Hu Yifei's hand had been completely disintegrated by her play.

Let us recall the whole process of Hu Yifei losing control of his emotions last time.In Yifei's words, it was all caused by ignorant students.

Shi Xiaoming, who was in the class that day, didn't hand in his papers. Our young, beautiful but serious teacher Hu Yifei decided to have a cordial conversation with him.

"Student chubby!" Yifei roared violently, and chubby student trembled in fright, and replied in a low voice, "Teacher, my name is Shi Xiaoming."

Yifei corrected her words: "Okay...Student Shi Xiaopang, why are you buying so many posters of Conan?"

Classmate Shi explained: "Hanging in the dormitory, this is called Conan - even if you want to fail a subject - it's difficult."

Yifei snorted, and continued to reprimand: "You didn't even hand in your papers in class, and you didn't have your usual grades, so you still get Conan? It's useless for you to get Kobe!"

Classmate Shi thought for a while, and said seriously: "If you pass Kobe, you can't pass Conan. We all hope-it's difficult to pass Kobe but not pass the exam."

"It's all feudal superstition!" Although Yifei is not a logical weirdo like Nuo Lan, she still can't be troubled by such a tongue twister. The point is, "Where's your thesis?" There is a stack of papers on the podium, obviously without the credit of classmate Shi.

The smoke bomb interference failed, and Shi had to change to a bitter drama: "Teacher, I have been under too much pressure recently. I have chosen three degrees, and I have 34 papers to write. It is really too late."

Yifei hated soft bones the most, and shouted angrily: "You chose the road yourself, and you can't stand it after a little bit of hardship? If you have time to cry, you might as well face it, aren't you a man?"

Classmate Shi nodded with emotion and said, "I understand that the tears I shed now are the water in my head when I chose my major."

The students roared with laughter, Yifei slapped the desk with a "slap", and the chalk flew all over the place, almost hitting Student Shi's face, which made him bite his lip so frightened that he dared not speak again.

So she was out of control?how is this possible!It's too small to underestimate Hu Yifei's skill!
Seeing that the intimidation was not effective, Yifei suddenly smiled, and her tone became gentle: "Be honest with the teacher, did you not write at all?"

Shi was still terrified, and replied hesitantly: "I remember that I wrote half of it before I fell asleep."

Yifei asked: "What about the other half?"

Shi classmate said honestly: "When I woke up, I found that the first half was just a dream."

"...you had a dream all night?" Yifei felt that his patience was fading little by little.

"Of course not. I also listened to the radio program "Your Moon, My Heart." Student Shi suddenly became interested.

Yifei said to herself: "No wonder you fall asleep listening to this stupid program."

"You've heard of it too." Shi thought that he had found a like-minded person, and became even more excited.

Yifei interrupted him impatiently: "Of course I haven't heard of it! Your mind should be on your studies instead of listening to some boring radio!"

Classmate Shi said unconvinced: "There was really nothing to listen to before, but since Sister Nuolan came, the show has been wonderful. The voice is a beautiful woman, with a good figure, gentle and intellectual. Listen and listen. I fell asleep happily and had a wonderful dream. In the dream, I was her partner, sitting next to Sister Nuolan every night, watching her talk, and then I... fell in love with her deeply .”

Speaking of this passage, the corners of Yifei's mouth in the counseling room inevitably twitched, his breathing gradually increased, and his fists clenched tighter and tighter.

The doctor smiled and eased the atmosphere: "It's normal to have fantasies during puberty, just remind me!"

Yifei did manage to control her emotions and didn't lose her temper. She just punished Xiaopang a little and gave him three more papers.And in order to get to know this student better, I also listened to "Your Moon, My Heart" that night.

It just so happened that Shi Xiaoming called the hotline that night, saying that he must speak to Sister Nuolan by name.

"This classmate, why don't you go to bed so late?" Hearing Nuo Lan's gentle voice, Xiao Shi felt all the grievances welling up in his heart: "Sister Nuo Lan, I'm writing a thesis, and I can't finish it. Today The teacher assigned three more."

Nuo Lan asked with concern: "Why?"

Xiao Shi felt even more aggrieved, and his little mouth almost pouted: "I said I am your fan, and I listen to your program every night while doing my homework. The teacher said that since you like it so much, you should write a few more articles so that you can learn more about it." Hear the end."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was left on the sidelines, interjected in order to increase his sense of presence: "It's unreasonable. I'm going to say a few words about this. What right does your teacher have to occupy your spare time! Is she Dongfang Bubai or Miejue Shitai?"

Xiao Shi honestly admitted: "Neither, our teacher is young and beautiful."

Zeng Xiaoxian focused on being close to the audience's thoughts, so he never thought that the person who mentioned it was Hu Yifei, so he naturally dismissed it to the end: "So what, the appearance of an angel, the heart of a snake, I despise that teacher for you mentally!"

Nuo Lan was kind enough to enlighten Xiao Shi tactfully: "But from another perspective, a teacher is also a human being, and she will also be in a bad mood. Maybe she is on her menstrual period recently or has lost her relationship. Xiao Shi, you should be considerate of your teacher. "

Zeng Xiaoxian added fuel to the fire: "Don't speak for her, I bet, she must have messed up her menstrual cycle. I have seen this kind of teacher a lot."

Yifei gritted her teeth, and the radio antenna in her hand was twisted into twists.

But even so, Yifei still showed his due demeanor, trying to restrain himself and keep calm.Back in class the next day, instead of getting angry, Yifei was all smiles and asked everyone in a sweet voice: "I heard that some people have objected to me recently and spread rumors that my menstrual period is messed up."

The students looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what they were referring to.

Yifei still calmly announced: "I solemnly tell you that I am very disciplined, thank you for your concern." Before he finished speaking, Teacher Hu slashed at the desk with a classic Taekwondo, and then left calmly.As soon as the door was closed, the desk was shaken, and the students were in an uproar. Xiao Shi was overly frightened and fainted on the spot.

Summarizing the whole statement, the doctor concluded: "So - you smashed the table to prove that you are not on your period?"

Yifei agrees, because facts speak louder than words.

The doctor asked Yifei if there was something wrong with her work recently. Yifei denied it, but what about her relationship?Yifei's smile obviously stiffened a lot, but she still answered no.

The doctor said: "Psychologically speaking, people don't do strange things for no reason. There must be deep-seated reasons behind them. I used to have a patient who always imagined that he was a little swallow, and he would send me bird's nest every month. "

"It means that people thank you." Yifei disagreed.

But the doctor said: "I found out later that he was spitting on me." Well, no wonder this patient wants to see a psychiatrist...

The doctor continued to guide: "Recall, who has influenced you recently and put you in a state of anxiety and defense?"

Yi Fei recalled the fierce tennis match with Nuo Lan that day, and the stories that happened after that, her brows frowned, but she smirked instantly: "Why do I need to be on guard, who dares to get close to me?! Hahahaha... ..."

The doctor saw Yifei's subtle expressions. After a moment of contemplation, the doctor drew up a preliminary treatment plan.In the face of anxiety, the best way to resolve it is to distract. It is recommended that Yifei raise some small animals.

Yifei thought for a while and asked, "Little animal? Does it count if I have a younger brother?"

"I'm talking about flowers, birds, fish and insects, which can regulate emotions." The doctor further explained, seeing that Yifei was dubious, he gave another example, "I once had a patient who was a policeman who had been undercover for 23 years. , he married the woman of the black boss and took over the family business of this criminal gang. In the end, he personally arrested 38 relatives, including his wife and children, father-in-law and mother-in-law. This made him unable to look back for a while, and then I asked him to raise three Koi, he just looked away."

This plot... is too bizarre, right?This koi... is too amazing, right?
The doctor told me that the key is to distract. If you feel that your problem is not serious, you don't need to raise a lot.Yifei felt that what the doctor said was good, so she decided to cooperate, and went to the flower and bird shop to buy fish the next day.It just so happened that there was a promotion in the store, buy a tank and get free fish.Yifei picked out the largest fish tank in the store at a glance. This is not raising koi, it is enough to raise sharks... Under the casual surface, it is really stressful!
2
After all, Yoyo is a person who has seen the world. After hearing the news of Mika’s pregnancy, she didn’t panic like her. Instead, she tried to catch up on relevant knowledge and chased more than 32 episodes of the Korean drama "Shunfeng Obstetrics and Gynecology" at high speed (600 times speed) , and finally came to the conclusion that even if you don't know who the child's father is, at least you have to figure out whether the child exists or not.Early pregnancy can only be used as an auxiliary method, and the accuracy rate is limited. To really determine whether you are pregnant, you still need to go to the hospital for blood tests and HCG tests.

Being dragged all the way to the obstetrics and gynecology department, Meijia was in a state of agitation. She kept looking for excuses to go back, and looked for every opportunity to change the subject: "HCG—isn't it a toilet brand?"

Yoyo explained professionally: "It's called chorionic gonadotropin, and it's the most commonly used pregnancy test indicator."

Meijia was curious for a moment, and asked, "How do you test the TOTO you mentioned?"

Yoyo is still very patient: "TOTO is from Japan, and HCG is from Taiwan. Bah, this HCG is not the same as them. Anyway, wait for the blood test."

"Blood test?" Meijia's eyes widened exaggeratedly, and she almost cried out, "I don't want it, I don't want it. I've been sick with blood since I was a child. What if I lose two lives?"

Yoyo came up with an idea to let her look at the doctor's face, so she wouldn't faint if she couldn't see the blood.Ke Meijia said that she was more dizzy from the doctor's face than from the blood.

The two entered the consulting room muttering, the curtain of the inner room was lifted, and an ugly male doctor walked out, with a bald head, triangular eyes, moles all over his face, and thick black nose hair exposed from his huge upturned nostrils...

"I told you..." Mika groaned and fell down on the spot.

Ugly Doctor looked at the surprise and shouted into the room: "Doctor Sima, your patient seems to have fainted."

A doctor came out from behind the curtain, so handsome that even Yoyo was stunned.Mika, who pretended to be dizzy, immediately revived with full blood, pulled Yoyo to sit across from the doctor, and greeted like a nympho with a shy smile: "Hi, Oppa! What's your name?"

"My name is Sima Jian." The doctor replied, the magnetic voice was even more captivating.

Meijia was completely confused and spoke incoherently: "It's not cheap."

Yoyo poked Mika, motioned her to restrain herself, changed the subject, and asked who was the one who went out just now.

Dr. Sima replied: "That's Director Liu from the Laboratory Department, who came to deliver the order."

Meijia winked and whispered to Yoyo, "I won't even do a blood test if I'm killed!"

Dr. Sima cleared his throat, indicating to get down to business.

Meijia asked questions like a cannonball: "Where are you from? How old are you? What do you do?"

Doctor Sima looked embarrassed, and replied, "I—— am a doctor."

Meijia still looked at him intoxicated: "Doctor... the income should be good."

Yoyo tugged at her and reminded her in a low voice, "This is an inspection, not a blind date. Tell me about your own situation."

But Meijia was completely immersed in her own imagination, so she didn't remember the inspection, and said dazedly, "Oh, I don't have a boyfriend yet. Are you married? What are your hobbies?"

Dr. Sima replied helplessly, "I'm single, and my hobbies are watching movies."

Meijia exclaimed excitedly: "I love watching movies so much, what a coincidence! It's amazing! It's so..."

"What do you feel uncomfortable about?" Dr. Sima changed the topic.

"She took a urine test...and found..." Yoyo just started, but Meijia covered her mouth and rushed to answer by herself, "It's more... yellow, maybe she's on fire."

Dr. Sima asked strangely: "But the number you have registered is 'pregnancy examination', who will read it?"

"Her!" Mika pointed at Yoyo without even thinking about it, and Yoyo lay on the gun innocently, opening her mouth wide in shock, "It's the first time, I'm too shy to admit it, let me enlighten her." Yoyo pulled out the door.

"You must help me. This doctor is so handsome, he is my favorite." Meijia begged cutely.

Youyou had enough of being startled by her, so she resolutely remained unmoved, and reminded her righteously: "You are here for a pregnancy test!"

Meijia replied carelessly: "The plan has changed, we will check again next time!"

Yoyo blamed her: "You really should get into brain surgery first."

Mika failed to show off her cuteness, and started to appear in bitter dramas again: "My future is uncertain now, good or bad is uncertain, and I want to have fun in time. Maybe he is the savior who can pull me out of the sea of ​​suffering. Next time I will definitely cooperate well. You want me to do a blood test. It’s fine to test a horse, as long as you help me get him out.”

Yoyo asked in surprise: "How can I handle him?"

Meijia became more and more pitiful, holding Yoyo's hands, and crying, "Do you think...he will date a girl who is just pregnant? Sisterhood is deep..." She looked at Yoyo's belly, The implication is...the roles are reversed!
Back in the consulting room, Mika has fully entered the role, and introduced generously: "My name is Yoyo, and I accompanied her. Mika is——pregnant." Yoyo sat on the side reluctantly, and Mika gave her a look. Flying over, I had no choice but to pretend to vomit cooperatively, which is really professional!
Dr. Sima didn't get suspicious, he lowered his head while writing the medical records and asked, "Have you passed the blood test?"

The silhouette is so perfect too!Meijia sighed in her heart, and nodded sharply after hearing the question: "Her TOTO index, ah, no, the HCG index has obviously increased."

3
Two days after the psychological consultation, Yifei went to the flower and bird shop to pick up the goods.The boss still didn't quite believe that this slender-looking girl wanted to buy such a big fish tank, so he double-checked.Yifei replied absent-mindedly: "Otherwise...is there a bigger one?"

The boss will misunderstand again, thinking that she bought it for the aquarium or seafood city.But Hu Yifei said carelessly that he wanted to put the fish tank at home...

"Home... is also an excellent choice." The boss is also a chatterbox. He clearly knows that customers are gods, and he can't help but ask, "May I ask, do you keep sharks?"

Hu Yifei thought he was talking too much, and replied impatiently: "I just raise a few koi at random, do you want to sell them or not?"

"Sell, of course! You are so expert, we will send fish for free." The boss stopped tactfully, took the money and went to bill.

It’s not that friends don’t get together, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a hurry to buy potted plants to return Nuo Lan’s favor, also happened to enter this store, and was caught by Hu Yifei as soon as he entered the door. He broke out in a cold sweat and guiltily stuffed the potted plants he had already got back on the shelf indiscriminately. superior.

The boss came back to ask Yifei to sign the bill, and Zeng Xiaoxian saw the fish tank she was going to buy, and his eyes almost fell out of shock: "Are you sure this is a fish tank, not a bathtub?! You took the wrong medicine, where are you going to put it? Has the artificial lake in the community been replaced?"

Yifei rolled his eyes at him, and said disapprovingly: "Our co-renting is already considered a dwelling place. If we buy a few fish, we shouldn't let them dwell in it too. Don't do to the fish what you don't want."

After looking through the documents, I think the freight is too expensive, but the boss said that this is a special large item, and the freight cannot be free according to the regulations.Hu Yifei thought about the fact that the apartment was only two streets away, and said with a cold snort, "Cut, at worst we move it ourselves."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked around, and saw that this "I" had no other "people" except himself, and couldn't help sweating again.But he couldn't tolerate his refusal, Yifei had already ordered, so Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to help her move the fish tank up.

When the boss heard the name, he began to gossip again: "Zeng Xiaoxian? Are you that radio host Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so oppressed by the fish tank that he lost all thoughts of smugness, his eyeballs moved, and he admitted it.

The boss immediately became excited: "I've heard your show! Then this lady is—— Nuolan! You are my idol! I like you so much!"

It's really a pot that can't be opened, and it's a fan of Nuolan!Yifei denied it coldly, but the boss continued to babble, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Nuolan's voice seems to be better than yours. But you just said that you live together."

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Yifei's face became even more ugly, and quickly explained that they were roommates.

"It turns out that you didn't live with Nuo Lan. I thought you were a couple." The boss's wish came true, and he was disappointed. Yifei's face was already looking like the rain was about to come, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly winked his eyebrows to signal the boss to shut up.

Although the boss was a bit resentful, he was still willing to give free delivery for Nuolan's sake.

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed: "Great! Yifei, put it down."

But why is Hu Yifei willing to accept Nuolan's favor, approaching the boss with the fish tank in his hand, and asked fiercely, "What do you mean?"

The boss was overwhelmed by her aura and couldn't speak fluently. He stammered and replied: "No...meaning, I just want...meaning."

Yifei handed the aquarium to Zeng Xiaoxian, ignoring that he was so crushed that he couldn't stand still, swaying here and there, pointed at the boss and said, "Listen, I'm not Nuolan, and neither is he. If you want to give it away, you can give it away. Don’t give it away, what’s the face? Your store is too unprincipled if you ship a fish tank through the back door!”

The boss put on a smiling face: "Don't get excited, just talk about it if you have something to say."

Yifei said solemnly: "It's a rule that there is no free shipping for special and large items, and the rules must be implemented. Do you think I'm someone who likes to take advantage of people's petty profits?!"

The boss was baffled by her training, and he was afraid of offending her again, so he asked, "So, you don't want the fish you gave?"

"Yes, why not, I deserve it." Yifei's logic was a bit confused, but she spoke with confidence. She walked up to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still looking for balance, and yelled, "Let's go!"

Yifei drove together, and the collapsed Zeng Xiaoxian had to try his best to accompany him.After a lot of effort, the two finally carried the huge fish tank back to the apartment.Yifei pressed the elevator and smiled to express her satisfaction with the work: "Let me just say, it's only a few steps away, just take a walk and you'll be there."

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Your Majesty is in a good mood! Walking around with the fish tank on your shoulders! Why are you dragging me?"

Yifei plausibly said: "This is your punishment, who told you not to speak for me just now."

Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled, they had already waived the shipping fee, how else would they want to help?But Yifei said that the boss suddenly refused to charge what he promised to charge, which is called breaking his promise!Yifei's logic was shattered, Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't even have the strength to argue.

Yifei thought for a while, and then said, "Then the boss might be fooling me. What if the things are moved and the money is charged again?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted exaggeratedly: "Wow! You are too farsighted and have a sense of crisis! But there is still no logic!"

Yifei was at a loss for words, so he could only yell at him: "You are endless! Isn't it just moving a small fish tank, as for that?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was tired and angry, and was so wronged that tears came out: "Small fish tank? The stones used by the pharaohs to build the pyramids were not as big as this thing."

Just as I was talking, the elevator arrived, and when I opened the door, there were wooden strips and brackets piled up inside, with the words "wet paint" written on it, and there were red paint buckets and brushes beside it.Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining space in the elevator, then at the fish tank, and asked desperately, "Can this fit in?"

"I don't know, you, go!" Yifei pointed at him, motioning him to push the fish tank in.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "Me? Then what are you doing!"

"Come on, give me an encouragement halo, you have a buff, and it's easier to move." Yifei obviously felt that her arrangement was absolutely natural.

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to push the fish tank alone.Yifei yelled from the sidelines very cooperatively: "Put your chest up!"

"Oh hey!"

"Look up!"

"Oh hey!"

"Put it in..."

Zeng Xiaoxian used all his breastfeeding strength, and finally - it's done!But the fish tank is really too long, the top half reaches the innermost part, and the other half is still outside, and the elevator door can't even be closed.

Yifei pursed her lips, and said mockingly: "It seems—this thing is indeed bigger than the stones used to build the pyramids."

4
After Meijia fell in love with the handsome doctor in the hospital by mistake, she and Yoyo played a double act. The two got together from time to time, discussing countermeasures quietly, hoping that this scene would never go wrong.On this day, the two were discussing "big things" at the bar again, Guan Gu came in in a hurry, and asked Youyou with a concerned face: "Honey, did you go to the hospital the day before yesterday?"

Youyou asked blankly: "How do you know?"

Holding a slip, Guan Gu explained: "I saw this on your desk, it seems to be a hospital registration slip."

Meijia snatched the registration form, and said in a disguised way: "Ah, I didn't feel well the day before yesterday, so Yoyo accompanied me to see the doctor."

You Youxin said, yes, she did go to "see" the doctor!I'm so intoxicated, I haven't returned to normal so far!

Guan Gu was still worried, saying that Yoyo's complexion was not very good.

Youyou sighed: "That's right, I had a B-ultrasound for no reason, can it be okay?"

"B-ultrasound?" Guan Gu became nervous again.

Seeing that Yoyo had slipped her tongue, Meijia winked again and again, and Yoyo hurriedly changed her words: "I... Mijia saw the doctor so much, I was hungry—so I had a B-ultrasound by the way, and checked the liver, kidney and prostate functions. "

Guan Gu was even more surprised: "You also have a prostate?"

Yoyo became more and more incoherent: "I've never been sure, so I can feel relieved after checking."

Meijia took the conversation, and fooled Guan Gu and said: "Oh, don't ask. This is a little hobby among girls. They go to the bathroom together, and of course they have to go together when they see a doctor."

Guan Gu was at a loss when he heard it, so he had to give up temporarily.Meijia made an excuse to get a drink, dragged Yoyo to the side, and repeatedly urged: "You must not leak your words. It is said on the Internet that the early pregnancy will affect the excessive secretion of hormones, please be considerate."

Youyou teased her angrily: "Fortunately, it's just a pregnancy test. If you fall in love with a doctor who will help you deliver the baby during childbirth, it's up to you who you can replace."

Meijia ignored all this, and still looked like a nympho: "I think this Dr. Sima is really good. He graduated with a master's degree, has a house and a car, and is an obstetrician. From now on, everything will be done. I chatted with him a lot, and even asked him to watch a movie today, and he said he would come here to pick me up after get off work."

Youyou smiled bitterly, pointed at her belly and said, "You're really good! You might as well give him this too."

"Oh, that makes sense! Why didn't I think of that." Meijia was moved, and Yoyo left her to go to the bathroom.

Just as she was thinking about it, Dr. Gao Fushuai Sima arrived, and a sweet smile appeared on Mijia's face immediately: "Hi, Ouba."

"Hi, Yoyo." Doctor Sima also greeted, seeing that Mijia didn't respond in a daze, asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

It was only then that Meijia remembered that her current role was Yoyo: "Oh! No, it's just that you call me so kindly, and I'm not used to it. Why are you swollen so early?"

Dr. Sima didn't pay attention to these details, and said with a smile, "Oh, the doctor on duty came early, so I'll come here first."

"Then let's go to the movies?" Meijia was eager to take him away from this "right and wrong" place, and pulled him away.Dr. Sima gently pushed her away, took out a list, and said seriously: "Wait a minute, I have something very important - I didn't take your friend's B-ultrasound examination report last time, I took a look, it seems No signs of embryo implantation. Are you sure she's really pregnant?"

Meijia was stunned: "...Of course! Otherwise, we will go to the obstetrics and gynecology department when we are full."

Dr. Sima asked again: "Are you sure she has done a blood test? If the absolute value of serum HCG is really high, but no embryo is seen, we cannot rule out the possibility of an ectopic pregnancy."

Meijia almost spit out a mouthful of soda, and said blankly: "I've had good luck, I've also had shit luck, ectopic pregnancy, it must be a mistake."

Sima was still worried about the ectopic pregnancy and didn't pay attention to her reaction: "It is true that there are many misdiagnosed ectopic pregnancies now, but we have regulations, following the principle that we would rather kill the wrong one than let it go, if the embryo is in the fallopian tube, there will be danger at any time. .You better ask your friend to come back for a full checkup!"

Meijia waved her hand and said no, but Dr. Sima saw Yoyo drinking at the bar, got up and went to say hello: "Miss Chen Meijia!"

"Are you looking for Mika?..." Yoyo didn't react for a moment, seeing Mika following behind the handsome guy, she quickly changed her words: "Yes, that's right, it's me."

When Sima saw her drinking, he complained, "You're such a joke. You didn't even get the report after the examination, and you still drink now, so you don't take pregnancy seriously. Since you already have signs of pregnancy, you can't touch alcohol at all." gone."

Yoyo didn't know how to deal with it for a while, but Mika still chimed in: "Meijia! Just listen to the doctor, you're going to die!"

At the same time, Guan Gu came over, holding a bundle of six bottles of "Zejia", and shouted from a long distance: "Honey, this is the new pre-mixed wine 'Jeujia' recently launched by the bar. It's very cool, and Joey sent it Once I tie it, we will go back to High at night."

Seeing that he was about to drink again, Sima felt displeased, frowned and asked, "This is..."

Guan Gu replied: "I am her boyfriend, you are..."

Sima became even more unhappy when he heard that, and his tone was a little cold: "My name is Sima Jian, and I'm a friend of Yoyo (referring to Meijia). Do you know that she has been to the hospital recently?"

Guan Gu nodded: "I know."

Dr. Sima simply said: "Then you're good enough. You don't care about your girlfriend's examination."

"She did it for fun. I don't know what kind of hobby it is. Anyway, girls do everything together, so you just treat them as they go to the bathroom together." Guan Gu laughed, and handed the wine to Yoyo as he spoke.

"She can't drink now!" Dr. Sima snatched the wine and said angrily, "No wonder she's making fun of it, so you're making fun of being a boyfriend!"

Guan Gu felt baffled and didn't know what he was talking about.Meijia was anxious to hear this, and hurriedly pulled the two of them away, still yelling haha: "He is Japanese, so you don't understand what he says, and he doesn't understand what you say, so don't talk if you can't communicate." Communication, let's communicate first."

After finishing speaking, she pulled Yoyo aside again, and took a deep breath: "Let's sort it out, I'm Yoyo now, you're Mika, and I'm waiting for Sima to invite me to watch a movie, but he wants to teach Guan Gu how to take care of pregnant women. I can't let Sima know about my pregnancy, otherwise I'll be out of the game, and I can't let Guan Gu know, otherwise everyone will know, understand?"

Yoyo stared straight at her: "What's the use of understanding! Can we still make things right?" Ke Meijia begged with a pitiful look full of tears, and for the sake of her sister's happiness, Yoyo had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue pretending. , went to fool Dr. Sima himself: "Doctor Sima, my boyfriend doesn't know about the child."

Sima was puzzled: "Why?"

Yoyo explained: "Because...he doesn't want it. Although we are very affectionate, this is a tradition in their family. I came to check, just to find a time to get rid of it."

Sima was even more surprised: "Not having children is considered a family tradition, so how does their family continue?"

Meijia was afraid that he would ask for details, so she said perfunctorily, "Every family has its own scriptures that are hard to recite. Let's go, the movie will end when it's late."

But Dr. Sima had an occupational disease, so he refused to forgive him no matter what, and tried his best to persuade Youyou: "The consequences of ectopic pregnancy are very serious, it is best to tell your boyfriend and make a decision together."

Youyou only hoped that he would leave quickly, waved his hands and shook his head: "No need, anyway, he can't ask for more."

Sima was furious, and couldn't help cursing: "I really don't understand, your boyfriend is such a jerk."

Guan Gu just came over and was puzzled: "Nani?"

Meijia stopped him, and rushed to say: "He's talking about... Meijia's boyfriend. Why are you nervous!"

Guan Gu is still at a loss, look at this, look at that: "Meijia's boyfriend? Does she have a boyfriend? I haven't seen it yet, have you seen it?"

Sima said loudly: "I have never seen such a jerk boyfriend! I suggest you take your girlfriend to have a review."

"Recheck what?" Guan Gu looked at Youyou and asked.

Sima turned to Guan Gu and explained earnestly: "I have read your girlfriend's inspection report, there is a great risk, and I have not seen the shadow that should be."

Guan Gu was really confused by Yoyo and Mijia, and asked, "You mean the prostate gland?"

Sima was choked by him again, and decided that he was an irresponsible bastard who didn't even understand the basics of life, and reprimanded him with a tiger face: "I am a doctor of obstetrics and gynecology. I don't care what your family tradition is." , but as her boyfriend, you should at least care about Mika's health."

Guan Gu was scolded innocently, and the basic principles have not been lost. When it came to the key point, he hurriedly defended himself: "Meijia? My girlfriend is Tang Youyou."

"What? You are with both of them at the same time..." Sima's eyes widened, startled and angry, he pulled over Meijia who was about to run away, and continued, "You don't want children, you are irresponsible, and you have to be on two boats , no wonder... Yoyo wants to fight."

"Yuyou?" Guan Gu was really dazed, repeating the name mechanically.

Sima didn't care about his face, and simply revealed everything: "She told me herself that she was very empty and lonely, and she also proposed to date me."

Guan Gu became jealous, his reaction was not so slow, his face turned cold, and he raised his voice and asked, "Acquaintance with you? Where did you come from?"

"Treasure Mika!"

"Mejia and I are innocent!"

"Everyone is pregnant!"

"Who's pregnant?"

"I really can't stand it anymore, your family deserves to be extinct! You beast!" Sima finally couldn't take it anymore, and punched Guan Gu in the face!Guan Gu fell to the ground in response, and in desperation, Youyou no longer cared about acting, and flew over.The development of the matter was so unbelievable that Meijia stayed aside and had no time to react.

5
Here Guan Gu lies innocently, while Zi Qiao's bet with Guan Gu is still going on in an orderly manner. As long as Zi Qiao makes an ordinary friend of the opposite sex, he will win.It's just that I haven't seen her for a few days, and Ziqiao is rather haggard, and she doesn't answer anyone she sees.As a notary, Zhanbo must always follow up on the development of the incident, and whenever he has the opportunity, he would chase him and ask, "Zi Qiao, how is the progress these two days? Have you made ordinary friends?"

Zi Qiao replied listlessly: "It is possible."

As soon as Zhan Bo heard it, he became interested, and asked closer: "How is she?"

Ziqiao perfunctory him: "...not bad."

Zhanbo asked again: "What does it mean?"

Ziqiao answered irrelevantly: "Their bedrooms are well decorated."

Zhan Bo was unhappy when he heard it, and accused him: "Why are you making trouble in the bedroom again? You won't go to the same way as picking up girls again, will you?"

Ziqiao complained: "I did what Guan Gu said - fully communicated, without distracting thoughts. And I asked her name as soon as I came up!"

Zhan Bo asked what her name was. How could Zi Qiao remember so much? She only knew that she was a model anyway, so she couldn't figure out whether it was Nana, Sasha, or Lala.At first she remembered, but later she introduced two other roommates, and Ziqiao became confused.

Zhan Boqi: "Roommates? Three?"

Ziqiao went on to say: "Last night I chatted with that girl for a while, and in order to show my sincerity in making friends, I sent her home in a friendly way. There was a sudden heavy rain on the way, and she was completely soaked. I put a coat on her, and Keep an eye on it from beginning to end.”

Zhanbo praised him: "Very good, that's what a friend should do!"

Zi Qiao didn't feel good about not taking advantage of the advantage he got. He looked regretful: "Then she told me that there are very few men like me who don't want to take advantage. I told her that I just want to be ordinary friends with her .She kissed me, and then insisted on dragging me to her house. Then I found out that there are two roommates in her house. One is hotter than the other, and the other is less dressed..."

Zhanbo was afraid that he would go crazy, so he interrupted him and encouraged him: "Hold on! You have three more ordinary friends of the opposite sex in one fell swoop. Your chances of winning have tripled!"

Ziqiao collected her thoughts and continued, "Then the girl told her roommate about my deeds."

"They said: I must thank you very much." Zhan Bo took it for granted, but Ziqiao said: "They said: You must not let me go, such a man is too rare! Then they... just..."

Zhan Bo couldn't understand Zi Qiao's various gestures.Seeking attention?Zi Qiao shook his head.Looking for a relationship?Zi Qiao still shook his head.Ask to be overthrown?almost.But Ziqiao patted his chest to ensure that he did not go off the rails, because they had already fought while he was having an ideological struggle.

The story was so bizarre that Zhan Bo couldn't help but not believe it: "To rob you? There must be pictures and the truth... Have you taken any pictures?"

"I think so too, but friends can't do this, it's friendship!" Zi Qiao sighed, he could only watch such a beautiful and thrilling scene, he couldn't gossip or get mixed up, he really wanted to cry tears!Sorry!Alas, no matter how you think about it, Ziqiao goes back to her room depressed.

After only a few minutes, he rushed out of the room again, shouting: "Zhanbo! Let me avoid it!"

Zhanbo asked him what was wrong in surprise, and Ziqiao replied in a panic: "That Shasha...not Nana, not Lala, she came here after her. Three! It's next door!"

Zhan Bo laughed at him: "A good friend is just 'dropping in'. Why are you panicking?"

Zi Qiaodong hid in Tibet, eager to find a crack in the floor and stuff herself in: "They also brought toiletries, and they said they would come to my place for an all-night party."

Zhan Bo enlightened him: "If you and others are really just pure friendship, now is the time to test you! Remember, sit still, stay still like a mountain, stick to yourself, and guard yourself like jade!"

Zi Qiao stopped to think about the beautiful and charming looks of several models, and couldn't help but lament: "1 resistance 3?! Even Ultraman can't hold it."

Zhanbo encouraged him again, if he passed the test, it would mean that Ziqiao not only defeated Guan Gu, but also raised the limit of human beings by three times in an instant!
"Xiao Bu, did you hide here?" Sasha, Nana, and Lala came over from the balcony Xunsheng. They were all slim and tall, and they were really in good shape!

Ziqiao laughed dryly: "Hehe, I'm here...to introduce new friends to you."

Lala leaned over to take his arm, and said coquettishly, "No need, we came here specially to find you."

Zhan Bo tentatively asked: "How about I avoid it?"

"Don't leave me behind!" Ziqiao yelled, grabbed Zhanbo, and said seriously: "Lala! My friend and I are doing a very great geography experiment. Sorry, I have to refuse you."

Nana said softly, "I'm Nana. Lala is the one you want to reject."

Lala argues: "Who said that! Little Bu won't reject me."

Sasha was more direct, teasing him and saying: "Xiao Bu, I bought a super sexy pajamas and I want you to give me some advice."

Rao Ziqiao has been walking in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he was also fascinated and couldn't stand upright, but he gritted his teeth and tried his best to hold on, but still refused: "...I'm not interested in the pajamas of ordinary friends."

"You are such a good man!" Sasha's voice became more charming, softer and more alluring.

Lala took out Joe's favorite flying chess, and suggested: "Or, we found this in your bedroom just now."

"The four of us can play flying chess while lighting candles in your bedroom. Those who lose..." Nana echoed, whispering into Zi Qiao's ear, poor Zi Qiao's nosebleed All the way down straight.

"Xiao Bu, what's wrong with you?" "It may be an internal injury." "The ambulance..."

Amid all the chatter, Zi Qiao finally couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed.The test is over, Zi Qiao FAIL, Guan Gu wins.

6
In the elevator of the apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian was still struggling with the fish tank relentlessly, pushing and prying, sweating profusely from the work; Yifei sat leisurely on the side, acting as an off-site guide, and sneered a few words from time to time.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, the front can't be stuffed in, so we can work around it! Have you noticed that the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is longer than any other right-angled side! So we only need to tilt it to have space. "

Yifei pretended to cheer and praised him: "Yes, it makes sense. Xiaoxian, you are so smart!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't realize that she was making fun of him, so he raised his eyebrows, a little smug.Yifei continued to lead him to jump into the pit: "And there should be some functional relationship between the hypotenuse and the two right-angle sides."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked proud: "I didn't think so deeply, but the length is certain! I plan to name it—Zeng Xiaoxian's guess!"

Yifei slapped him awake and scolded: "This is the Pythagorean theorem, idiot! Have you ever been to the fifth grade!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's math skills were taught by his physical education teacher, and he was confused while talking to himself: "...this term seems familiar, could it be that a guy named Pythagorean took the lead?"

Together, the two lifted the fish tank out again, and then put it into the elevator at an angle, but half of the fish tank was still exposed outside the door, stuck to the elevator door.Yifei suggested that either use the space Pythagorean theorem to erect the fish tank and then insert it obliquely to minimize the space occupied by the elevator, or take the safe stairs and move it up to the sixth floor.Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian still does the physical work, and Hu Yifei continues to be in charge of opening the halo, cheering and shouting.

Zeng Xiaoxian resolutely chose the first plan, and drew a picture carefully. According to the design of the blueprint, two people can stand in a reasonable position, and if they use proper force, the fish tank can be erected.

Yifei glanced at the blueprint and saw that Zeng Xiaoxian drew himself very finely and handsomely, while she and the fish tank were both sketches, so she couldn't help calling him a narcissist.

According to the construction plan, Zeng Xiaoxian went into the elevator and held the fish tank upright; Yifei pushed behind and pushed the fish tank into the elevator.Seeing that the great work was about to be completed, and the door was almost closed, Yifei kicked in hard, and the fish tank went in, only to hear Zeng Xiaoxian scream, his eyes, eyebrows, nose and mouth were all squeezed together, The entire face is flat.

Yifei clapped her hands and said happily: "The door can be closed now!" But God is playing tricks on people on purpose, the elevator door can barely close, but the elevator issued an overweight alarm.Yifei wanted Zeng Xiaoxian to come out, but he was stuck in the gap between the fish tank and the elevator, and it was difficult for him to even move his lips.One pulls hard, the other pushes out, but the fish tank remains still.

Yifei scolded him angrily: "You're working hard, waste material."

Zeng Xiaoxian responded vaguely: "Try it, how do you use force when it is flattened? And it is stuck underneath."

Yifei took a closer look and found that the edge of the fish tank was indeed stuck in the crack of the elevator, no wonder it couldn't move at all. "I don't believe this fish tank can't be moved!" Yifei roared, and pushed the fish tank hard, Zeng Xiaoxian was in more pain, lying on the glass, almost crying: "Why! Why did I go into that A flower and bird shop?"

Suddenly, the overweight alarm stopped, and a voice came from the microphone: "I am the property owner, is the elevator malfunctioning?"

Zeng Xiaoxian wailed: "Why did you come here? Help, someone is dying!"

The property owner asked: "Are you trapped in the elevator?" Yifei smiled: "He was trapped in the fish tank." The property owner was stunned: "The fish tank? That's not our responsibility, you should ask Sima Guang."

Zeng Xiaoxian was not in the mood to listen to their cross talk, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Listen, I don't have time to joke. Here's a huge tank, a violent woman, and—I'm lying on the gun, do you understand?"

The property manager stopped joking and comforted him, saying that the master from the engineering department would be here soon.How long is a while?The property owner explained that it may be necessary to prepare pliers, chainsaws, jacks, and persist for another hour.

"Ah? Don't wait for an hour! I'm going to go back to the live broadcast soon. Hey! Hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled in despair, but there was no reply from the loudspeaker.

Yifei sneered and said, "Retribution, as long as your program is so nonsense and insulting, you talk about it, saying that the teacher's menstrual period is messed up, so it's good to keep it on!"

"You listened too?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise.

Yifei knew that she had slipped her tongue, and hurriedly covered it up, saying that someone in the opposite building was listening that day, and the sound was too loud, and she happened to hear some echoes.Zeng Xiaoxian asked flatteringly: "Then did you hear the part after that, Nuo Lan and I were talking about friends around us, and I mentioned you."

Have it?Yifei recalled carefully that Zeng Xiaoxian's last words at that time were that she must have messed up her menstrual period, and she broke the radio in a fit of rage, and couldn't help asking: "What are you talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian replied: "It's nothing. Since we are talking about teachers, I will use you as a comparison. The teacher described by the student has a knife in his smile, but I know a teacher Hu who has a knife and a bean curd heart."

It turned out that he had misunderstood him... Yifei's heart softened, and he still refused to forgive: "I dare not take it! I have a sharp mouth and an ax heart. I planned you to be trapped."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "Come on! You know how to raise fish now, which means that you have already begun to understand life. Otherwise, I'm stupid, help you move such a big fish tank?"

Yifei argued: "I've always understood life, okay. I'm just on my menstrual period... I mean life, I should be more open-minded."

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that he couldn't escape, so he had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky, and at worst, Lisa would deduct his bonus again.He asked Yifei to go up first, and left him alone waiting for the property, and then called Nuolan to explain to her.

Without answering, Yifei stood up and began to pull the fish tank.Zeng Xiaoxian asked her what she was doing, and Yifei answered him angrily: "I don't pass on other people's wills, but only pass on other people's gossip."

As Yifei said, she snorted "Ben Lei Palm", gathered momentum, and pushed the palm force on the fish tank, the glass on the tank wall slowly opened and shattered, and Zeng Xiaoxian's panic, panic and horror face was finally released.

7
The next day, Yifei turned himself in to a psychiatrist, saying that he smashed another fish tank and an elevator.

"You'd better prescribe me some medicine." Yifei said dejectedly, and began to ravage the pen in her hand again.

The doctor smiled, took back the pen from Yifei, shook his head and said, "No need at all."

When she thought she was not sick, the doctor insisted that she was sick, and when she admitted that she was sick, the doctor said she was not sick, Yifei was confused.

The doctor smiled and explained: "Yesterday I also listened to the radio program you mentioned. The male anchor told a story. In order to save him from the elevator, a friend of his punched the fish tank and the elevator door. I guess It should be you."

Yifei bowed her head and admitted: "I don't think I can control my own small universe."

"But I think...you are a loyal friend, and the result of your psychological appraisal is that everything is normal."

Hearing what the doctor said, the stone in Yifei's heart finally fell to the ground: "So... I'm fine?"

"Of course, you just have someone you like. At the same time, the possibility of a messed up menstrual period is not ruled out." As soon as the doctor mentioned the messed up menstrual period, Yifei became nervous like a conditioned reflex. crack.

Who is sick?It's just that if you care about it, you will be chaotic, and the little hormones of love are a little out of balance.

(End of this chapter)