Love Apartment 4
Chapter 4 In the Name of the Father
Chapter 4 In the Name of the Father
1
Don't look at Dr. Sima being handsome and gentle, his movements are really unambiguous, with one punch, the corners of Guan Gu's mouth are cracked, almost disfigured.The misunderstanding is that the explanation is clear, the flames of war are finally extinguished, but the pain is inevitable.Youyou helped Guanggu apply the plaster with heartache, and he yelled for pain like a baby, while the culprit, Meijia, kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, Guan Gu. I... I was just being naughty, so I won't make trouble next time."
Guan Gu said angrily: "If pregnancy is considered naughty, then seppuku is considered sneezing at most."
Meijia put her finger up to cover her mouth: "Shh! You must not tell others, or you will be in trouble!" Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian just walked into the bar, and they couldn't help but stop when they heard her words. See what's the secret.
Youyou said: "Guan Gu was beaten by an obstetrician and gynecologist because of you. Many people have seen it. I'm afraid we can't hide it?"
Meijia is still very optimistic, saying that the method is someone who came up with it, and since she found out that she was pregnant after so many days, it shows that everyone is not that smart.Is it Murphy's Law again?The more you don't want people to know, the sooner they will be known?Meijia looked back and saw Yifei's expression, wishing to bite off her tongue and swallow what she just said.
Thus, the trial and criticism meeting began, and everyone said something and I said nothing.Yifei blames Mijia for hiding such a big matter from her, Zeng Xiaoxian thinks that Mijia is not enough friends, Guan Gu says he doesn't understand what she is thinking, and Yoyo says that she has been so scared that her blood pressure has been high for several days.It's also rare that Yoyo didn't have a big mouth this time, and actually kept the secret for so long, until Mijia confessed herself.
Meijia lowered her head and pouted her lips to admit her mistake: "I'm sorry. It happened too fast, and I didn't have time to think too much."
"Too fast? That man is so bad?" Guan Gu obviously wanted to be wrong, and was slapped by Yoyo.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked who the father of the child was.Meijia shook her head and said pitifully, "Don't force me. I'll announce it after I ask him, okay?"
Hearing that Meijia obviously knew who the child's father was, everyone started to gossip again, chattering:
"Who is he?"
"do we know each other?"
"Come on!"
"We must keep it secret, and never let it out!"
"Guan Gu, if it's yours..." Meijia suddenly asked, startling Guan Gu and Yoyo, "I mean, if it's you, do you hope to be the last one to know?"
"Of course I should be the first to know." Guan Gu replied without thinking.
The so-called don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, it is also human nature to keep silent before Mika informs the parties.But when to say it?Mika said that when the time is ripe, what is the time is ripe, and what if the time is not yet ripe?It is already miserable enough to have a child before being married, and the child born does not even know who his real father is, that is too "disastrous" in the world!
Mika was forced to help, and promised to tell him within seven days. Everyone bargained, and Mika, who was naturally lacking in mathematical thinking, had no chance of winning in this regard. The final time was set until tomorrow.
The next day when it was said and done, Meijia was thinking about how to get away with it, but the others were rejoicing, thinking about celebrating the baby's arrival in advance.Early in the morning, Guan Gu, Yoyo, and Zeng Xiaoxian dressed in cartoon costumes, posed on the balcony with dolls of all sizes, and recorded with cameras.When Meijia came out to dry clothes and saw it, she thought they were playing house, but Guan Gu said that they were filming a documentary about welcoming their children, and they would put it in a time capsule in the future, and show it to him when the children grow up.Several people were still vying for the title of the film. Yoyo said it was How I met your father, Zeng Xiaoxian said it was Big Bang, and Guan Gu said it might as well be called Friends to commemorate their great friendship.
Meijia, who was already very upset, protested: "Can you stop making noises! Is it necessary to be so grand?"
Yoyo said, of course it is necessary, for the child's father, this is one of the three major surprises in life.Zeng Xiaoxian immediately went on to explain, the so-called three major surprises, the first is that he got the college entrance examination report card, the second is that he got the notice of critical illness, and the third is the news that he has become a father, the degree of surprise may be far better than the previous ones. Two items!
Youyou used her imagination: "You are like a beautiful angel, flying and flying, flying to the face of the child's father, smiling and changing his life... How beautiful and romantic!"
Guan Gu echoed, "That's right, that's right, you are giving big gifts, just like...Santa Claus."
Will he be pleasantly surprised?Mika expressed disbelief.Zeng Xiaoxian asked Guan Gu how he reacted when he thought Yoyo was pregnant.Guan Gu recalled that moment, that important and long second:
In the first moment, 0.1 seconds, his reaction was unbelievable, as if he was struck by five thunders, and he was completely stunned; the next 0.3 seconds, he finally realized the meaning of Yoyo's pregnancy, and began to become agitated and violent. Shooting the bar of the bar; 0.6 seconds, the bar without feedback and communication obviously can’t satisfy his desire to vent, Guan Gu grabbed the bartender beside him, and strangled his neck; 0.7 seconds, he began to think about life, and drank his sorrows; 0.9 seconds , Guan Gu finally digested all the information and decided to accept the reality, but the melancholy and loss at that moment still made him lose his mind, and the mobile phone in his hand slipped to the ground.
"Is this a surprise? It's obviously a shock!" Meijia commented.But in all fairness, it's not surprising that someone comes and tells you that you're going to be a dad out of the blue.So Mika decided: "Unless he really intends to be a father, I won't ask him to do anything."
Yoyo immediately objected: "How can there be no request? Whoever does it is responsible! A man should be responsible for this!"
"But the child belongs to two people. It is not his responsibility alone. I am also responsible. I really don't want to do anything to him because of the child." Saying this, Meijia still couldn't help but feel uneasy.
"It's not what you do to him, it's what the child does to him." Yoyo said.child?What can the child do to him?Mika's brain couldn't react anymore.Seeing her dazed look, Zeng Xiaoxian comforted her: "No matter what, he won't do anything to you anyway." Guan Gu clenched his fists, ready to fight against injustice at any time, and solemnly declared: "If he doesn't do anything, We'll let him know what to do!"
Meijia's heart became even more confused, and she couldn't make up her mind for a while.
Why didn't Zhanbo and Ziqiao participate in such an important event?
Zi Qiao recently had an argument with people about which one is better, DOTA or LOL. As a staunch supporter of DOTA, Zi Qiao was ridiculed for not knowing the trend and being too poor in operation, so he decided to fight against others to see the truth.Who knows how many times they won, they would lose again and again, and their life would be gloomy after losing, and they would be hailed as the god of pitfalls by their teammates.Not reconciled, Ziqiao came to the "Game Emperor" Zhanbo to ask for help, and to get rid of Hei's shame.
Ke Zhanbo is busy now, typing away at the computer.Zi Qiao had no choice but to stand on the sidelines and grind: "Give it a shot, a big man is holding a PPT every day, like a female secretary, he is worthless, be careful that he will become soft after sitting for a long time!" Looking at Zhanbo, he obviously didn't understand, Zi Qiao Qiao explained again: "Microsoft at 27, Panasonic at 37, and only Lenovo at 47. It's all caused by these paperwork, which makes men's health plummet, and the aging period advances!"
"But this PPT is very important. The boss wants to hear my plans for the company's future tomorrow." Zhanbo insisted, unmoved.
"You've just changed to a new company and you've been in high-level positions? You're fast enough, you!" Zi Qiao said enviously.
"I went to a portal website, and employees have the opportunity to make proposals, which is called flat management." Zhanbo explained, adding, "This time my proposal is a theme event about world peace and crisis rescue, which is very grand. , do you want to listen to it?"
Seeing that the momentum was not right, Zi Qiao tried to run away with the excuse of having a stomachache, but Zhan Bo insisted on following him to the bathroom with his laptop in his hand, and began to talk eloquently: "Our world needs help! Our world needs help urgently! The undercurrent of conflict Surging, the environment is deteriorating, species are declining, disasters are so frequent, as children of this planet, we have reached a moment of awakening..."
Poor Joe was forced to sit on the toilet for three hours listening to his speech, his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up; Zhanbo thought he was shocked by his own grand vision, and suddenly he had confidence in his proposal, Very happy.
On the second day, the boss really praised Zhanbo's proposal, saying that it was rich in content and clear in theme.However, considering various factors, the company still decided to adopt another activity plan - "Looking for Bai Fumei around you".
"Beauty pageant?" Zhan Bo was surprised.
The boss talked eloquently: "Yes, the beauty pageant costs almost zero, and we don't have to do anything! Think about it, netizens spontaneously upload spontaneous votes, all kinds of eyeballs, all kinds of brainless, referendum, everyone is happy!"
But such activities are meaningless, right?Zhanbo refused to accept it.The boss enlightened him that the company's activities should not be based solely on enthusiasm, but should have realistic considerations. The IPO only depends on popularity. With money, the company can do what it really wants to do!
"When I have money, can I start my plan?" Zhanbo was overjoyed.
The boss laughed and said: "Why do you do this when you have money? We can become the first company in the world to hold swivel chair races every day! One-three-five races, two-four-six flick races, free! No pressure! This is the real dream of every employee!"
Zhanbo heard his specious reasoning, so he could only silently put his grand plan into the bottom of the box.
2
Nuo Lan seems to want to bid farewell to the past and start a new life, so she decides to move, and tells Zeng Xiaoxian in a roundabout way that it is best to live in an iPartment.Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear such a shock, so he went to 58.com early in the morning to search for apartment rental information.According to his way of escaping, if he finds a suitable house earlier, Nuo Lan will not have to live in an iPartment, and he will not have to survive in the cracks between Yi Fei and Nuo Lan every day.Back then, when I just graduated from university and moved into an apartment, I was so majestic!Seeing that 62% of the great revitalization of career and love has been completed, Yifei moved in, and his magnetic field was completely messed up. He really returned to the pre-liberation overnight!One is enough for him, two?His poor little heart can't stand such torture!
Unfortunately, Yifei went to work, and wentssip along the way, and found out that Zeng Xiaoxian helped Nuolan find a house, especially when she heard that Nuolan still wanted to live in an iPartment, she couldn't help but feel a little unhappy, so she pretended to be relaxed and said: "Second-hand There are so many houses in the same city, isn’t it the same wherever you live?”
Xiaoxian said helplessly: "I don't know who she listened to. The iPartment is a magical place, and you can find happiness if you live in it."
Yifei pursed her lips: "Do you believe such an outrageous advertisement?"
Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out: "That's right, look at me! Have you lived here for so long, have you ever been happy?"
"It's as if someone abused you." Yifei rolled his eyes at him, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be the one who told Nuolan the phrase that he could find happiness in the iPartment.Times have changed, who knew it would develop to where it is today!But there is no regret medicine to buy in the world, thinking about it, Yifei couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The more things I don’t want to face, the more ghosts come one after another. When Yifei came home from get off work, he saw someone posting a notice on the bulletin board next to the elevator, writing “3905 sincerely sublet, phone 186×× ××××××A Jiong".Can't carry it like this?Are there any vacancies for subletting?If you don't tell Nuolan, it would be dishonest. Tell her, then in the future... Yifei stared at the notice in a daze, hesitating.
Ah Jiong, who posted the notice, came to talk to her and asked her if she wanted to rent a house.After some understanding, it is said that A Jiong's wife likes penguins very much, so she plans to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.But there is still half a year left in the lease, which is a pity. Let's see if it can be sublet.
A Jiong warmly recommends: "If you don't rent it, you can recommend it to your friends. My house is really nice. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the north and south are transparent. The most important thing is that it is also supernatural."
Haunted?Yifei immediately became interested.Ah Jiong said that Feng Shui is particularly good.A fortune teller once said that the position directly above the house corresponds to the trajectory of Cupid's star.All the guests who stay here will have a prosperous love fortune.Boys move in, wish come true.Girls check in, point to where to hit.A Jiong also patted his chest and said that he had tried it himself.He and his wife have known each other for three years, and she never calls, but since they moved here for a month, she has been arguing to marry him, and she can't even shake him off.
This is too evil, right?Yifei's mouth opened wide when he heard that.
A Jiong winked and made friends with her: "Do you have any friends who are not in a good relationship and want to turn over, or have a courtship need and want to get out of the order, you can introduce them here, and I will give you a price that is close to the water."
Close to the water...Yifei thought about it more and more and became unhappy, but Ah Jiong continued to chatter without knowing what to do. She suddenly yelled at him: "I don't have any friends who want to rent your house, let's go and have fun!"
Ah Jiong was baffled by her yelling, and he still didn't forget to tell him: "If you need to call me, it's in the advertisement."
Yifei was stunned for a moment, thinking, even if he didn't say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian would see the notice and know that there was a house for rent, wouldn't Nuolan move in naturally?What Cupid's star... No, absolutely not!As soon as Ah Jiong left, Yifei sneaked over and tore off the rental notice, ready to throw it away. Thinking about it, he was worried, so he rolled up and stuffed it into his bag.
The proposal written so hard was rejected, and Zhanbo was a little disheartened. He played swivel chair racing with others in the company every day when he had nothing to do.But seeing other people skating very fast, he couldn't help arousing his curiosity again, determined to develop new technology, practiced swivel chair flick hard, and asked Zi Qiao to watch the effect of his demonstration and give more opinions.
Ziqiao asked strangely: "Swivel chair? Still flicking the tail? Don't you want to save the world?" Zhanbo had no choice but to tell him that his plan was not selected.When Ziqiao heard that his plan of sitting on the toilet and listening to it for three hours had come to nothing, he became aggrieved and asked what plan could kill Zhanbo's great cause.
Reluctantly, Zhanbo turned to the computer to show him - "Look for Bai Fumei by your side".The boss was right. The event became a hit within a day of its launch. Signups flocked to it, and wave after wave of supporters. It quickly climbed into the hot list and became a big event that everyone talked about.
Zi Qiao was immediately attracted, staring at the beauties on the screen, gesticulating "CDCB—F" with great interest.Zhanbo was even more shocked, shook his head and sighed, and silently went to the side to continue playing with the swivel chair.
Zi Qiao came back to his senses and began to encourage him again: "Zhanbo, why did you give up like this? Little Ma said: where did you fall..."
"Just lie there for a while?" Zhan Bo interrupted him angrily.
"You can't recognize a man, you have to learn to fight, understand?" Zi Qiao had an idea, and came up with a bad idea, "Otherwise, they want to vote for beautiful women, so let's find an ugly woman to run for. A silent protest!"
Zhanbo didn't realize it: "Ugly girl? They chose Bai Fumei."
Ziqiao said proudly: "You are still engaged in the Internet. What is the spirit of the Internet? Look at it! If you have something to look at, you will win! Only by making a fool of them can you avenge your PPT."
The idea is good, but this event is a poll, who will vote for an ugly girl?Without votes, how can the ugly girl stand out from the many real white and rich beauties and cause real momentum and influence?It's rare that Ziqiao's mind is so fast today that he even considered this point. He suggested that Zhanbo make a cheat, use automatic voting to push the ugly girl to the homepage, and draw people's attention first.
Makes sense!Just do it!Zi Qiao casually flipped through a magazine beside her, and happened to find a fat girl with four eyes and buck teeth and thick lips, and asked Zhan Bo how it was, Zhan Bo widened his eyes and nodded sharply: "Wow! It's really refreshing." ! Exactly what we wanted!"
The Internet spirit that Ziqiao mentioned really has magical power, and the news of the ugly girl's participation in the election pushed the beauty pageant activity of "Looking for the Bai Fumei by your side" to a new climax.After a few days, the ugly girl Ami not only attracted everyone's attention, but also far ahead in the votes, far surpassing other contestants.
Such a good show, a senior otaku like Zeng Xiaoxian will naturally not miss it, and he is destined to become an important force in fueling the event.While still having breakfast, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the website to pay attention to the votes, and kept saying that this was the most individual beauty pageant he had ever seen.Yifei looked at the photo of Ami on the homepage of the website and lamented that the world must be crazy!
Zeng Xiaoxian was enjoying it, and regardless of her cynicism, he said to himself: "Anyway, many Bai Fumei are also packaged, and after unpacking, they might not be as good as Ami! Well, I believe that this Amei must have something special. I have to vote for her! I'm sorry to the organizer."
After all, take out your mobile phone to vote.Yifei ignored him and went to the bathroom.Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't get enough of voting with his own mobile phone, so he wanted to continue voting with Yifei's mobile phone. As a result, when he was looking for the mobile phone in his bag, he happened to see the subletting notice that had been squeezed into a ball.
"Wait, don't touch my bag!" Yifei suddenly remembered the reason, and rushed back to stop Zeng Xiaoxian, but it was too late, so he had to lie, "Hey, look, I was going to tell you. I heard There are vacant rooms upstairs for subletting, so I specially revealed the imperial list to you."
Xiaoxian expressed doubts: "You... also want Nuolan to live in?"
"Of course! My friends help me, let's live together happily!" Yifei pretended to be free and easy. Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian believed that he really wanted to call Nuolan, she hurriedly stopped her and said, "Oh! It's a pity that it's a step late. After I uncovered the imperial list Without paying the deposit, the second landlord told me that he has already rented it out.”
"Oh, what a pity." Zeng Xiaoxian said casually, but Yifei thought he didn't believe it, and decided to pretend to be more like it, and volunteered to go to the lessor to discuss it, and threatened: "Negotiation is my specialty!"
3
After some persuasion from everyone, Meijia hesitated even more. She felt that the matter was so important that she couldn't say anything, so she could only hide from everyone, and sat in a daze in the bar with a sad face.But the emperor was not in a hurry with the eunuchs, and the onlookers did not relax at all. Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian did not press every step of the way to rent a house for the time being, but Guan Gu and Youyou followed each other like shadows. When they met every day, they would say, "Meijia, did you tell him?"
Meijia pouted and complained: "It's all your fault, you keep reminding me how big this matter is, making it seem like if I say it, I won't see the sun tomorrow."
Guan Gu said solemnly: "I really can't see tomorrow, because it will rain tomorrow."
Meijia doesn't want to put a hot face on a cold butt, but Yoyo's point of view is that it doesn't have to be a cold butt if you put it on, but if you don't put it on, you won't even have a cold butt.Guan Gu showed off his Chinese at the right time, and concluded that no matter whether it is a cold ass or a hot ass, a responsible ass is a good ass!
Yoyo said, anyway, sooner or later, I have to tell him, the matter must be settled.Seeing that Meijia was still not enlightened, Guangu added that there is a Chinese idiom: long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, just like tearing off a plaster for a tendon injury, as long as there is lightning speed, the pain will not be gone.As he said that, he demonstrated it himself and tore off the plaster on his face!I wanted to do a heroic feat, but who knew that I grinned my teeth in pain, jumped around with my feet hugged, and lost all grace.
Yoyo was a little embarrassed, but she still pretended to be calm and comforted Mika: "See? It doesn't hurt at all."
No matter how Yoyo and Guan Gu try to persuade, Mika still has no confidence in the child's father; but if she keeps silent, the bitter drama will become a suspense drama.Regardless of whether this incident should be regarded as a big surprise or a big shock for the child's father, he should be given a chance to choose, and he should not be allowed to continue shamelessly in ignorance!Therefore, Yoyo decided to announce for Meijia that it would be best if that father confessed, and if he was a bastard... Guan Gu immediately put on a stance of sharpening his sword, gritted his teeth and expressed his determination: "We will settle the score with him!"
Seeing his seriousness, Youyou smiled and said, "Meijia is pregnant now, are you going to turn her into a widow? We have to reason and convince people with virtue!"
But the crux of the matter is not how they announce it, but how they can find out who the child's father is.Guan Gu, who has always been full of Conan's spirit, is eager to become a reasoning master, but Mika doesn't cooperate at all. They don't have any clues. How should they deduce it?At this point, Guan Gu had no choice but to use his unique trick—Looking for the Dragon Ruler!It is said that this is an artifact dedicated to archaeology, and it is included in Wikipedia. It is called "Dowsing Rod" in English and has a history of 5000 years.It can use the magnetic field of the human body for precise sensing, and then rotate through the stick - pointing at the target, it can be used to find water sources, treasure chests, and girls, no problem.
Youyou felt that it was seriously unreliable, and asked him where he read it. Guan Gu said it was "Tomb Raider Notes", and he said it with certainty. Last week, he forgot where he put his mobile phone, so he borrowed this dragon-finding ruler and read it silently in his heart. - My phone, my phone!Then, the phone rang!
Yoyo thinks, is it so magical?This is so unscientific!But Guan Gu said that he might as well give it a try.So the two of them closed their eyes, focused their attention together, and used their seventh sense - thinking silently, where is the child's father?Where?
The third uncle of the Nanpai was really not fooled, the dragon-seeking ruler turned slowly, and when it stopped, he pointed to a bottle of wine on the bed.Youyou exclaimed in amazement: "This thing is really good. Could it be that the child's father is... an alcoholic?" Guan Gu thought about it carefully, and thought it should mean a bar.
The two then came to the bar with the Dragon-Looking Ruler again, but unexpectedly met Meijia's first love Xiaolong at the bar counter. He was still wearing a helmet, drinking his own canned beer pretending to be melancholy and decadent.Xiaolong was very happy when he saw them, and said that he came here specially to find Meijia this time, but he was afraid that she would still be angry, and said that he regretted the separation last time, so he gave up everything and divorced his wife after returning home, just to be able to reconcile with her. Mika started again!
In fact, it was Xiaolong who continued to flirt and his wife caught him, divorced him, left the house, and lost everything, including his dream of life-the swimming pool and jacuzzi.With nothing left, he had no choice but to come back with the cheek to find Mika to get back together. At this time, he gave full play to his acting talent, and said in tears: "Ask what love is in the world, and it is life and death. Believe me, I will definitely protect Mika. Su Shuangfei, grow old together!"
After experiencing the last farce, everyone didn't have any good feelings for this little dragon. In Yoyo's words, as soon as they saw him, they had the urge to slap him to death with a slipper.But the situation is different now. If he is the father of the child, and if he really turns around and is willing to accept Mika and the child in her womb, it will be a barely acceptable ending for everyone.
Without further ado, Yoyo hurried to find Lai Meijia, took her to meet Xiaolong, and then retreated tacitly with Guan Gu, leaving them a private space for negotiation.When Meijia saw Long Zaitian, she didn't have the slightest surprise on her face, but she was full of contempt when she saw a pile of rubbish.
Xiaolong swayed his posture, brushed a few locks of hair hanging down his forehead, and greeted frantically: "Hi, Beibi, how are you doing?"
"Very good, how about you?" Meijia snorted coldly.
With a bitter face, Xiaolong tried hard to squeeze out a few affectionate tears: "It's not good, but it doesn't matter, as long as your life is better than mine."
Meijia held her head high and didn't look at him, but still replied to him in a cold tone: "That's a must."
"I know you are still blaming me. I was too impulsive at the time, but now that I am mature, I am no longer the original Long Zaitian. I even changed my name. Please call me Long Dongqiang, Dong Qiangdong Strong dragon and strong east." Long Zaitian repeated his old tricks, as if he had settled down on the soft-hearted Meijia.Unexpectedly, Meijia's attitude was very firm this time, no matter how much he begged, she only gave him a blank stare.change name?So what if you change the name to Tornado?
"No, it's definitely possible, give me another chance!" Xiaolong held Mika's hand and begged humbly.
Guan Gu, who was eavesdropping on the side, couldn't hold back, and interjected: "Although he is not a positive person, but the matter has come to this point, Mijia, you have to consider the overall situation." Yoyo also came out from the other side, patting Xiaolong shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as you start a new life in the future and set a good example for your children, there will be a happy ending, right?"
child?Long Zaitian looked bewildered.Meijia simply showed her cards, saying that she was pregnant, and Xiaolong fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.Meijia pointed to the side disdainfully, and said, "The door is over there." The little dragon, who was pretending to be dead, immediately escaped from the bar writhing like a caterpillar.
Meijia's attitude towards Xiaolong is so indifferent. The possibility of Xiaolong being the father of the child is almost zero. Could it be that the dragon-finding ruler made a mistake?Yoyo and Guan Gu were discussing, when the dragon-finding ruler suddenly moved again, they looked in the direction of the pointer, and Ziqiao was coming out of the toilet with a bottle of wine in his hand.
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, and shouted in unison: "Nani?!"
The private disclosure of the "Huangbang" was discovered, and Hu Yifei had no choice but to go to Ajiong to discuss renting a house in order to lie.The preliminary plan is to find an excuse to rent the house first, so that Nuo Lan has no room to rent, and Zeng Xiaoxian cannot find out, so he asked Ah Jiong not to tell others that she rented the house.
A Jiong regretfully told her that she came at an untimely time, because the viewing will not start until tomorrow.The thing is, Ah Jiong's wife is a marketing student. She said that the price should be determined by the demand, and you can't just use your brains.So the two plan to hold a viewing meeting tomorrow, let everyone bid, and strive to maximize the benefits.
Yifei said impatiently: "Why don't you just rent a room? Why is there so much trouble? I'll pay 10% more."
A Jiong smiled slyly: "Look, my wife is right. If you pay 10% more, someone will give 20% more."
Yifei had no choice but to say that he was willing to pay 20% more. Unexpectedly, Ajiong was a financial fan, thinking that since some people were willing to pay 20% more, there would be others who were willing to pay 40% more.Yifei was furious, and raised her fist wishing to beat him.Not only did Ah Jiong not panic when he saw this, but he shouted excitedly: "You actually want to beat someone for renting my house. It seems that the value of this house is immeasurable."
"My lord, is there no market price for renting a house?" Yifei was so angry that she swears.But Ah Jiong said that the house has good feng shui, so it is worth money.Yifei got angry, and then said again: "Okay, you can hold a house inspection, but there is a kind - don't make publicity!"
Ah Jiong asked in bewilderment: "Why?" Yifei had no choice but to prevaricate him, saying that the advertising fee was too expensive.She said it casually, but A Jiong, a money fan, listened to her heart. After a while, he posted new rental advertisements all over the bulletin board at the elevator entrance downstairs.
"It's much cheaper." A Jiong looked at his masterpiece, expressed his satisfaction, and said goodbye to Yifei politely: "Thank you for reminding me. Remember to come and see the house tomorrow."
Of course, as soon as he went upstairs, Yifei went on a killing spree, tearing up all the advertisements on the bulletin board.
4
According to Ziqiao's original idea, it was enough to get an ugly girl to participate in the beauty pageant, let Zhanbo use cheats to vote, attract public attention, embarrass the boss, and take revenge for the rejection of the proposal.Who knows, as soon as Ami's image was released, the entertainment spirit of netizens was brought to the extreme. Zhanbo's voting plug-in only cast more than 5 votes, while Ami's votes on the homepage have exceeded 1000 million, taking the top spot, leaving behind No.2100. Thousands of votes!It's a real version of Ugly Invincible.
Netizens voted happily, but the boss of the company was so angry that he yelled at a group of employees: "What's going on! Who can tell me where this four-eyed girl with steel teeth came from!? We are a beauty pageant, Representing the most popular fashion, now the national media are watching us as a joke! Why don't we shut down the candidates?"
Zhanbo reminded that he asked netizens to nominate and vote by himself because he said that he wanted to save costs.The boss was choked, and the secretary came over again, and whispered that several media are waiting at the door now, and wanted to ask their opinions on Amei's outstanding performance, and whether this heralds a change in public aesthetics.
"Change...change your attitude!" The boss was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The plot succeeded, and Zhanbo was in a good mood. He had nothing to do except to vote for the beauty pageant, and just continued his old job of playing games.Yifei was not as leisurely as he was. He thought he would be at ease after cleaning the advertisements at the elevator entrance, but who knew that Ajiong blocked the door of the apartment and launched a flyer!For the present plan, the only way is to find a way to hold Zeng Xiaoxian, and he must not be let out before the house inspection is over.
Before she could collude with Zhanbo, Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the toilet, said that he was going to the supermarket when he was hungry, and asked the two of them if they wanted to bring something back.Yifei yelled: "Stop!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he stared at her blankly, wondering what tricks she was going to play again.
"I'm about to read magazines with Zhanbo! It's boring for two people, let's read it together! It's more warm for three people." As he spoke, he dragged the two people to his side without any explanation, one left and one right , flipped through the magazine with Ami's photo.
Yifei sat in the middle, pretending to enjoy reading it, and commented from time to time, "This magazine is really good-looking."Although Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian were so bored, but because they didn't know Yifei's details, they didn't know what she was going to do, and they didn't dare to disobey her, so they could only agree with them with a dry smile: "Yes, yes, it's so beautiful."
After looking at it, I happened to turn to the article with Amei's photo, and finally got interested.Zhanbo carefully looked at the content of the report, and said in surprise: "Hey, this Ami seems to be not an ordinary person. She is actually a member of EIO..."
"EIO? A new girl singing group? Just this shape?" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't understand, Zhanbo explained to him that it was an environmental protection organization, and its full name was Everything is OK.
Yifei was ingenious: "The name sounds very domineering! Zhanbo, you...read it to us aloud! It's a little more emotional!"
"...Read aloud?" Zeng Xiaoxian could hardly pretend anymore, "You must be sick!"
Yifei ignored him and insisted on Zhanbo read the introduction of EIO, not only to read it, but also to read it aloud!Due to the coercion of his elder sister, Zhanbo had no choice but to start reading: "EIO is an international organization initiated by green peace people around the world. It has branches in China and is engaged in various public welfare undertakings to save the earth..."
As time passed by, Zhanbo, who was originally enthusiastic about saving the earth, became more and more energetic in his thoughts, and his voice became more and more expressive.
"...EIO is willing to join hands with you to create a bright future for human civilization! EIO is so great!" The great sense of mission resonated strongly in Zhanbo's heart.Yifei was very satisfied with her delaying tactics. Looking at her watch, the time for the house inspection should have passed, so she said flatly, "It's almost there."
Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be pardoned, and said bitterly: "I'm so hungry, can I eat this magazine?"
It turns out that Ami is a passionate young man who has followed EIO to participate in various environmental protection activities around the world.Unexpectedly, by mistake, her photo was turned out by Zi Qiao casually, and she became a beauty pageant star among hot topics.Zhanbo felt that Ami was a respectable person and he shouldn't make fun of her, so he decided to find Ami and apologize to her face to face.Immediately doing what he said, Zhanbo picked up the computer and went into the study to find more news about Amei.
"It's all your fault, not only have you been hungry for an hour, but now you don't even have the fun of booing!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.For safety's sake, Yifei still doesn't let Zeng Xiaoxian go out. Zeng Xiaoxian is depressed when someone knocks on the door.Yifei quickly dodged out first.
"Miss! Do you still want the upstairs house?" Opening the door, Ah Jiong stood at the door with a sincere face.Zeng Xiaoxian asked who it was in the room, Yifei hurriedly closed the door, and replied hesitantly that there was no one at the door.Ah Jiong persistently shouted outside the door: "I'm from 3905 upstairs, are you interested in renting a house?"
Yifei subconsciously blocked the door with her back, as if it could block the sound outside the door, but Zeng Xiaoxian had already walked over, seeing her nervous look, and asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say that the house upstairs has been rented?" Did it drop?"
Yifei had no choice but to say that the fight was a fight, but the negotiation failed.Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door, Ah Jiong still guarded the door with a friendly smile on his face, and Yifei cursed in a low voice: "The auction is the auction, what's the trouble here?!"
A Jiong didn't take it seriously, and explained unhurriedly: "I made a mistake. I found that everyone came here for free snacks. If this continues, the house will not be rented out, and the landlord's family will have no food left!"
"Didn't you drive up prices?" Yifei said gloatingly.
Ah Jiong laughed, a little embarrassed: "They only eat and don't bid, and my starting price has never moved. The market economy is unpredictable, and my wife just said yes before, but didn't mention this. Or the price yesterday ? I'll give you another [-]% of the profit, let me stop the loss."
Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly, who knew that he wasn't angry at all for her hiding the information about renting the house. Instead, he joked with the second landlord with great interest: "Twenty percent, ha! Forty percent, maybe you can afford it."
"Then forty percent!"
"Refreshing! Sixty percent!"
"You!..." Ah Jiong was angry, but he still said that he could discuss it.Zeng Xiaoxian deliberately made things difficult for him, and said that his house must be a haunted house, so he would rent it to them with such a bottomless price reduction.Ah Jiong argued vigorously, saying that his house was very spiritual... Zeng Xiaoxian said to think about it, but closed the door without hesitation.
"You...don't rent a house for Nuolan anymore?" Yifei asked hesitantly.Hearing that Zeng Xiaoxian said that she had settled the house for her near the radio station, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and muttered in a low voice: "I thought you were going to let her live in the love apartment."
Zeng Xiaoxian felt strange and said, "Didn't you want to help her?" Yifei shrugged, indicating that the matter had nothing to do with her. "Then why do you still need to take the notice?" Yifei said heartily, it's not because of you idiot!
"The other day you said there was a room for rent, I just asked casually! What good will it do me for her to live here?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to want to prove his innocence, but Yifei didn't appreciate it, and sarcastically told him not to waste such a good place near the water. Chance.Close to the water?Zeng Xiaoxian thought, let Nuolan watch Yifei humiliate him in every possible way every day, wouldn't his integrity be broken for the rest of his life?How can I stand up straight in the stage and be a man in the future?
The misunderstanding was clarified, the alarm was lifted, and the two shook hands to make peace, only to realize that after such a long delay, their stomachs were already gurgling with hunger.Outside the door, Ah Jiong heard the quarrel in the room gradually subside, and desperately fought for it: "Is the quarrel over? Do you want [-]% of it? And give me a parking space! Please, dear."
After many inquiries, Zhanbo finally found Amei, invited her out for dinner, and apologized solemnly.
"I thought the public's aesthetic tendency had really changed." Amei teased herself, not only didn't blame Zhanbo, but said she wanted to thank him.The reason is that the EIO team she belongs to has recently lacked funds, and no one cares about the website. Everyone is very discouraged and feels that the earth is hopeless.Those grand ideals of defending the earth with youth and forging harmony with blood have become out of reach.They have nothing to do every day, bored to pass the time, every day - the swivel chair race - the one-three-five race, the two-four-six flick race, and the Sunday spin race.But since Ami was selected in the "Looking for the Bai Fumei Around Me" and stood out from the audition, many media scrambled to dig out the story behind Ami, and EIO also gained widespread attention. The popularity of the website has increased hundreds of times, and the fighting spirit of the members It was completely ignited again.The leader of the organization is also planning to take this opportunity to promote a whole set of Greenpeace plans!
The story was full of ups and downs, and Zhanbo was surprised and delighted when he heard it.After that, Ami gave Zhanbo a detailed account of EIO's future plan to save the earth, including maintaining peace, protecting the environment, preventing disasters, supporting refugees, etc., and promised to have the opportunity to introduce their captain to Zhanbo.The two chatted very speculatively.
"My God, you still have to fight against the umbrella!" Zhan Bo listened fascinated and exclaimed, "These plans are exactly the same as what I wanted to do before!"
Amei smiled and said: "The key is not how to think, but how to do it. Thank you very much. We have long wanted to tilt the earth, and it was your shot that hit the fulcrum."
The key is not how to think, but how to do it... Amei's words touched Zhanbo. After thinking for a moment, Zhanbo raised his head and asked with great sincerity: "Amei, can I join?"
5
Xiaolong has already ruled out the suspicion, and the dragon-finding ruler pointed the pointer at Ziqiao again. Therefore, the important work of Guan Gu and Yoyo now is to closely observe Ziqiao's actions, and make indirect remarks to prove that he is the father of the child in Meijia's belly. .Being stared at by two pairs of eyes for no reason, Zi Qiao couldn't help but feel guilty, and asked them what they were going to do.
Youyou asked tentatively: "Nephew, little aunt asked you something. If a girl told you that she was pregnant, what would you do?"
Zi Qiao asked nervously with wide-eyed eyes, "Who is it? Fat or thin? Tall or short, long hair or short hair?"
Guan Gu asked him to guess, Ziqiao searched for many possible names in memory, Gina, no, Clara, no, Riya or Cuihua?neither!Yoyo blamed him for having too many peach blossoms, Ziqiao said that these were only the last three days; Guan Gu asked him to recall an earlier time, Ziqiao thought hard, but there was no result.
According to Ziqiao's theory, human brain space is limited, and junk information should be cleared regularly, which is a way of self-maintenance.He just cleared his memory over the weekend, so he only remembers these three days.He also brazenly said that to live happily in this troubled world, he must practice the memory of a fish, that is to say, his memory for unimportant information is only 7 seconds.
"The memory of a fish, I have the temper of a donkey!" Youyou didn't believe his nonsense, but after thinking about Ziqiao's various behaviors on weekdays, what he said was not unreasonable.Ziqiao prides herself that her theory belongs to the great wisdom that ordinary people cannot understand. The past is like an expired document, and she is reluctant to delete it, leaving only troubles and entanglements.
If you can even delete the girl you met three days ago, then you will never remember Mika!Guan Gu and Yoyo still hold a sliver of hope, they don't believe that human beings can delete their memories by themselves!Ziqiao said that he could perform on the spot, so he stood there and looked up at the sky with an idiot expression on his face. For a moment, all the information in his mind, such as Gina.avi, Clara.mpg, Cuihua.rmvb, etc., were deleted, and the recycle bin empty.
"OK, it's over. Why are you looking for me?" Ziqiao looked at Yoyo and Guan Gu with a blank expression.
Youyou repeated the question at the beginning suspiciously: "Nephew, little aunt asked you something. If a girl told you that she was pregnant, what would you do?"
Zi Qiao widened her eyes and asked nervously, "Who is it? Fat or thin? Tall or short, long hair or short hair?"
Even the answer was exactly the same as before, Guan Gu and Yoyo were almost fainted by his anger.Seeing that the clue is about to be broken again, Yoyo suspects that the dragon-finding ruler is not scientific enough, so she decides to use her method—toss a coin, and then test Ziqiao.
Seeing Yoyo walking towards her with a one-dollar coin, Zi Qiao said sarcastically, "If you guys want to bribe me, one dollar seems a little short, right?"
Yoyo asked: "Zi Qiao! What is the probability that you and the girl will hit a home run?"
When it came to professional questions, Ziqiao answered seriously: "It depends on the season, climate, tide and the other party's IQ."
"I think it's half and half." Yoyo interrupted him bluntly, and said, "You and Mika have the same probability, you either have it or you don't! Now you flip a coin, if it comes heads, you have had it; if It’s the opposite, which means you don’t have one.”
Ziqiao couldn't figure out why she turned to Meijia, and said unconvinced: "Why! I don't even look at who the target is. Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest. How can I be with her? Half and half? How are you so godlike today? It’s weird. I can toss a coin, but heads, I have nothing to do with her; tails, I have nothing to do with her!”
After speaking, he tossed the coin and left.The coins spun quickly on the table, patter, patter, and then slowly stopped, and then miraculously stood on top of the coffee table.Guan Gu and Yoyo looked at each other, they couldn't help but not believe it.
All the evidence points to Ziqiao, but to be on the safe side, Yoyo and Guan Gu decided to seek the opinions of Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian first.As engineers of the human soul and promising young people in the 21st century, how could Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian believe in the choices made by the dragon ruler and coins?
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "This is a matter of life and death, so we can't be joking. Did Ziqiao admit it?"
Yoyo said that he only had the memory of fish and could not remember at all.Guan Gu said that no matter whether Ziqiao admits it or not, he had a 99.99% probability of escaping the relationship just now, but the coin was standing there, so he couldn't help but believe it!Such a small probability event is even more difficult than being hit by a car while walking on the street.
Yifei still didn't believe it, and said casually, "It's not like that, unless he recites it again and I'll see."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ziqiao came in, his clothes were covered in mud, his expression was painful and resentful, and he complained, "It's unreasonable! I was walking in the neighborhood and I was hit by a baby carriage that drifted. Please help me see my ass." Is there any deformation?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, as the saying goes, the sky net is restored without any omissions, and now even Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian believed it.Several people immediately tied Zi Qiao to the chair in a hurry. Zi Qiao didn't know what to do, and protested loudly: "What are you doing? I was just hit by a car, and you didn't take me for an injury check. What kind of meaning is that? Taste Is it too heavy?"
Youyou said seriously: "Nephew, we want you to recall a very important thing."
Guan Gu added: "About you and Mika."
Ziqiao thought that Meijia had bribed them to torture herself, and immediately confessed: "I admit it, I admit it! I did it! It was...it was me, I lost her earring."
Everyone was stunned, and Zi Qiao went on to say: "I wanted to use it to coax Cuihua, but she ate it up."
"Gone?"
"If I eat it, I'm afraid I won't come back within 36 hours."
Yoyo didn't care about Ziqiao's nonsense, and asked again: "You have nothing else to admit?"
Struggling but unable to get rid of it, craving but unable to let it go, Zi Qiao asked with a sad face, "What exactly do you want to ask?"
Youyou asked: "Listen! Mijia is pregnant, does it have anything to do with you!"
Ziqiao was stunned, for a moment she didn't understand what the loss of her earrings had to do with her pregnancy. When she realized it, she immediately looked up at the sky and meditated.Guan Gu found out that he was deleting his memory, and everyone beat him up, and finally brought him back to reality.But Ziqiao still swears that she really doesn't remember what happened with Meijia, how could she become the father of the child in her belly for no reason!
When there was a stalemate, Meijia came in. Seeing this situation, the expression on her face could not be described as sad or indifferent, and she said flatly: "Stop arguing! The child is not Ziqiao's."
Everyone let Zi Qiao go for the time being, and the apartment became quiet again.It was late at night, and Meijia was full of thoughts, and couldn't fall asleep, so she was alone on the balcony in a daze.Zi Qiao came over, handed her a glass of wine as a gesture of goodwill, and thanked her for coming forward to save him.Meijia refused to take his drink, but replied flatly: "It has nothing to do with you."
Ziqiao drank both glasses of wine, but Meijia kept silent, and the scene was a bit awkward.Finally, Ziqiao couldn't help breaking the silence and asked, "That child...in the end..."
"What do you think?" Meijia glanced at him.Zi Qiao lowered her head with a guilty conscience, and said hesitantly, "It should be... no."
The little flame that had ignited in Meijia's heart was mercilessly extinguished again, she sighed silently, and continued to be in a daze.
"Who is that kid?" Ziqiao asked, seeing that Meijia ignored him, he asked again, "Are you going to tell everyone?"
Looking at Ziqiao's attitude, Meijia's heart became colder and her determination became more and more firm. In this case, the child is innocent, and there is nothing wrong with her giving birth to the child alone.
"There's no need to say, we'll know when the child is born." After speaking, Meijia was about to enter the room, but Ziqiao said softly: "Meijia, if one day you really give birth... I will take responsibility."
Meijia's heart was shaken, and when she turned her head, her eyes were foggy, but Ziqiao was flustered, and when the situation came to an end, she ran away on reflex, and said, "I will be responsible for helping you find that guy."
Meijia was disappointed again, thanked him politely, and left without looking back, leaving Ziqiao alone on the balcony.Countless times of on and off with Mijia came to my mind, her sweet and innocent smile, those embarrassing things she did without heart, she chose to believe him time and time again, was hurt by him again and again, her kiss with tears in her eyes, her The back of turning and leaving in despair... After a long period of distraction, Zi Qiao finally made up her mind to delete those clips about love in her mind, put them in the recycle bin, and empty them.
(End of this chapter)
1
Don't look at Dr. Sima being handsome and gentle, his movements are really unambiguous, with one punch, the corners of Guan Gu's mouth are cracked, almost disfigured.The misunderstanding is that the explanation is clear, the flames of war are finally extinguished, but the pain is inevitable.Youyou helped Guanggu apply the plaster with heartache, and he yelled for pain like a baby, while the culprit, Meijia, kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, Guan Gu. I... I was just being naughty, so I won't make trouble next time."
Guan Gu said angrily: "If pregnancy is considered naughty, then seppuku is considered sneezing at most."
Meijia put her finger up to cover her mouth: "Shh! You must not tell others, or you will be in trouble!" Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian just walked into the bar, and they couldn't help but stop when they heard her words. See what's the secret.
Youyou said: "Guan Gu was beaten by an obstetrician and gynecologist because of you. Many people have seen it. I'm afraid we can't hide it?"
Meijia is still very optimistic, saying that the method is someone who came up with it, and since she found out that she was pregnant after so many days, it shows that everyone is not that smart.Is it Murphy's Law again?The more you don't want people to know, the sooner they will be known?Meijia looked back and saw Yifei's expression, wishing to bite off her tongue and swallow what she just said.
Thus, the trial and criticism meeting began, and everyone said something and I said nothing.Yifei blames Mijia for hiding such a big matter from her, Zeng Xiaoxian thinks that Mijia is not enough friends, Guan Gu says he doesn't understand what she is thinking, and Yoyo says that she has been so scared that her blood pressure has been high for several days.It's also rare that Yoyo didn't have a big mouth this time, and actually kept the secret for so long, until Mijia confessed herself.
Meijia lowered her head and pouted her lips to admit her mistake: "I'm sorry. It happened too fast, and I didn't have time to think too much."
"Too fast? That man is so bad?" Guan Gu obviously wanted to be wrong, and was slapped by Yoyo.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked who the father of the child was.Meijia shook her head and said pitifully, "Don't force me. I'll announce it after I ask him, okay?"
Hearing that Meijia obviously knew who the child's father was, everyone started to gossip again, chattering:
"Who is he?"
"do we know each other?"
"Come on!"
"We must keep it secret, and never let it out!"
"Guan Gu, if it's yours..." Meijia suddenly asked, startling Guan Gu and Yoyo, "I mean, if it's you, do you hope to be the last one to know?"
"Of course I should be the first to know." Guan Gu replied without thinking.
The so-called don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, it is also human nature to keep silent before Mika informs the parties.But when to say it?Mika said that when the time is ripe, what is the time is ripe, and what if the time is not yet ripe?It is already miserable enough to have a child before being married, and the child born does not even know who his real father is, that is too "disastrous" in the world!
Mika was forced to help, and promised to tell him within seven days. Everyone bargained, and Mika, who was naturally lacking in mathematical thinking, had no chance of winning in this regard. The final time was set until tomorrow.
The next day when it was said and done, Meijia was thinking about how to get away with it, but the others were rejoicing, thinking about celebrating the baby's arrival in advance.Early in the morning, Guan Gu, Yoyo, and Zeng Xiaoxian dressed in cartoon costumes, posed on the balcony with dolls of all sizes, and recorded with cameras.When Meijia came out to dry clothes and saw it, she thought they were playing house, but Guan Gu said that they were filming a documentary about welcoming their children, and they would put it in a time capsule in the future, and show it to him when the children grow up.Several people were still vying for the title of the film. Yoyo said it was How I met your father, Zeng Xiaoxian said it was Big Bang, and Guan Gu said it might as well be called Friends to commemorate their great friendship.
Meijia, who was already very upset, protested: "Can you stop making noises! Is it necessary to be so grand?"
Yoyo said, of course it is necessary, for the child's father, this is one of the three major surprises in life.Zeng Xiaoxian immediately went on to explain, the so-called three major surprises, the first is that he got the college entrance examination report card, the second is that he got the notice of critical illness, and the third is the news that he has become a father, the degree of surprise may be far better than the previous ones. Two items!
Youyou used her imagination: "You are like a beautiful angel, flying and flying, flying to the face of the child's father, smiling and changing his life... How beautiful and romantic!"
Guan Gu echoed, "That's right, that's right, you are giving big gifts, just like...Santa Claus."
Will he be pleasantly surprised?Mika expressed disbelief.Zeng Xiaoxian asked Guan Gu how he reacted when he thought Yoyo was pregnant.Guan Gu recalled that moment, that important and long second:
In the first moment, 0.1 seconds, his reaction was unbelievable, as if he was struck by five thunders, and he was completely stunned; the next 0.3 seconds, he finally realized the meaning of Yoyo's pregnancy, and began to become agitated and violent. Shooting the bar of the bar; 0.6 seconds, the bar without feedback and communication obviously can’t satisfy his desire to vent, Guan Gu grabbed the bartender beside him, and strangled his neck; 0.7 seconds, he began to think about life, and drank his sorrows; 0.9 seconds , Guan Gu finally digested all the information and decided to accept the reality, but the melancholy and loss at that moment still made him lose his mind, and the mobile phone in his hand slipped to the ground.
"Is this a surprise? It's obviously a shock!" Meijia commented.But in all fairness, it's not surprising that someone comes and tells you that you're going to be a dad out of the blue.So Mika decided: "Unless he really intends to be a father, I won't ask him to do anything."
Yoyo immediately objected: "How can there be no request? Whoever does it is responsible! A man should be responsible for this!"
"But the child belongs to two people. It is not his responsibility alone. I am also responsible. I really don't want to do anything to him because of the child." Saying this, Meijia still couldn't help but feel uneasy.
"It's not what you do to him, it's what the child does to him." Yoyo said.child?What can the child do to him?Mika's brain couldn't react anymore.Seeing her dazed look, Zeng Xiaoxian comforted her: "No matter what, he won't do anything to you anyway." Guan Gu clenched his fists, ready to fight against injustice at any time, and solemnly declared: "If he doesn't do anything, We'll let him know what to do!"
Meijia's heart became even more confused, and she couldn't make up her mind for a while.
Why didn't Zhanbo and Ziqiao participate in such an important event?
Zi Qiao recently had an argument with people about which one is better, DOTA or LOL. As a staunch supporter of DOTA, Zi Qiao was ridiculed for not knowing the trend and being too poor in operation, so he decided to fight against others to see the truth.Who knows how many times they won, they would lose again and again, and their life would be gloomy after losing, and they would be hailed as the god of pitfalls by their teammates.Not reconciled, Ziqiao came to the "Game Emperor" Zhanbo to ask for help, and to get rid of Hei's shame.
Ke Zhanbo is busy now, typing away at the computer.Zi Qiao had no choice but to stand on the sidelines and grind: "Give it a shot, a big man is holding a PPT every day, like a female secretary, he is worthless, be careful that he will become soft after sitting for a long time!" Looking at Zhanbo, he obviously didn't understand, Zi Qiao Qiao explained again: "Microsoft at 27, Panasonic at 37, and only Lenovo at 47. It's all caused by these paperwork, which makes men's health plummet, and the aging period advances!"
"But this PPT is very important. The boss wants to hear my plans for the company's future tomorrow." Zhanbo insisted, unmoved.
"You've just changed to a new company and you've been in high-level positions? You're fast enough, you!" Zi Qiao said enviously.
"I went to a portal website, and employees have the opportunity to make proposals, which is called flat management." Zhanbo explained, adding, "This time my proposal is a theme event about world peace and crisis rescue, which is very grand. , do you want to listen to it?"
Seeing that the momentum was not right, Zi Qiao tried to run away with the excuse of having a stomachache, but Zhan Bo insisted on following him to the bathroom with his laptop in his hand, and began to talk eloquently: "Our world needs help! Our world needs help urgently! The undercurrent of conflict Surging, the environment is deteriorating, species are declining, disasters are so frequent, as children of this planet, we have reached a moment of awakening..."
Poor Joe was forced to sit on the toilet for three hours listening to his speech, his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up; Zhanbo thought he was shocked by his own grand vision, and suddenly he had confidence in his proposal, Very happy.
On the second day, the boss really praised Zhanbo's proposal, saying that it was rich in content and clear in theme.However, considering various factors, the company still decided to adopt another activity plan - "Looking for Bai Fumei around you".
"Beauty pageant?" Zhan Bo was surprised.
The boss talked eloquently: "Yes, the beauty pageant costs almost zero, and we don't have to do anything! Think about it, netizens spontaneously upload spontaneous votes, all kinds of eyeballs, all kinds of brainless, referendum, everyone is happy!"
But such activities are meaningless, right?Zhanbo refused to accept it.The boss enlightened him that the company's activities should not be based solely on enthusiasm, but should have realistic considerations. The IPO only depends on popularity. With money, the company can do what it really wants to do!
"When I have money, can I start my plan?" Zhanbo was overjoyed.
The boss laughed and said: "Why do you do this when you have money? We can become the first company in the world to hold swivel chair races every day! One-three-five races, two-four-six flick races, free! No pressure! This is the real dream of every employee!"
Zhanbo heard his specious reasoning, so he could only silently put his grand plan into the bottom of the box.
2
Nuo Lan seems to want to bid farewell to the past and start a new life, so she decides to move, and tells Zeng Xiaoxian in a roundabout way that it is best to live in an iPartment.Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear such a shock, so he went to 58.com early in the morning to search for apartment rental information.According to his way of escaping, if he finds a suitable house earlier, Nuo Lan will not have to live in an iPartment, and he will not have to survive in the cracks between Yi Fei and Nuo Lan every day.Back then, when I just graduated from university and moved into an apartment, I was so majestic!Seeing that 62% of the great revitalization of career and love has been completed, Yifei moved in, and his magnetic field was completely messed up. He really returned to the pre-liberation overnight!One is enough for him, two?His poor little heart can't stand such torture!
Unfortunately, Yifei went to work, and wentssip along the way, and found out that Zeng Xiaoxian helped Nuolan find a house, especially when she heard that Nuolan still wanted to live in an iPartment, she couldn't help but feel a little unhappy, so she pretended to be relaxed and said: "Second-hand There are so many houses in the same city, isn’t it the same wherever you live?”
Xiaoxian said helplessly: "I don't know who she listened to. The iPartment is a magical place, and you can find happiness if you live in it."
Yifei pursed her lips: "Do you believe such an outrageous advertisement?"
Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out: "That's right, look at me! Have you lived here for so long, have you ever been happy?"
"It's as if someone abused you." Yifei rolled his eyes at him, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be the one who told Nuolan the phrase that he could find happiness in the iPartment.Times have changed, who knew it would develop to where it is today!But there is no regret medicine to buy in the world, thinking about it, Yifei couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The more things I don’t want to face, the more ghosts come one after another. When Yifei came home from get off work, he saw someone posting a notice on the bulletin board next to the elevator, writing “3905 sincerely sublet, phone 186×× ××××××A Jiong".Can't carry it like this?Are there any vacancies for subletting?If you don't tell Nuolan, it would be dishonest. Tell her, then in the future... Yifei stared at the notice in a daze, hesitating.
Ah Jiong, who posted the notice, came to talk to her and asked her if she wanted to rent a house.After some understanding, it is said that A Jiong's wife likes penguins very much, so she plans to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.But there is still half a year left in the lease, which is a pity. Let's see if it can be sublet.
A Jiong warmly recommends: "If you don't rent it, you can recommend it to your friends. My house is really nice. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the north and south are transparent. The most important thing is that it is also supernatural."
Haunted?Yifei immediately became interested.Ah Jiong said that Feng Shui is particularly good.A fortune teller once said that the position directly above the house corresponds to the trajectory of Cupid's star.All the guests who stay here will have a prosperous love fortune.Boys move in, wish come true.Girls check in, point to where to hit.A Jiong also patted his chest and said that he had tried it himself.He and his wife have known each other for three years, and she never calls, but since they moved here for a month, she has been arguing to marry him, and she can't even shake him off.
This is too evil, right?Yifei's mouth opened wide when he heard that.
A Jiong winked and made friends with her: "Do you have any friends who are not in a good relationship and want to turn over, or have a courtship need and want to get out of the order, you can introduce them here, and I will give you a price that is close to the water."
Close to the water...Yifei thought about it more and more and became unhappy, but Ah Jiong continued to chatter without knowing what to do. She suddenly yelled at him: "I don't have any friends who want to rent your house, let's go and have fun!"
Ah Jiong was baffled by her yelling, and he still didn't forget to tell him: "If you need to call me, it's in the advertisement."
Yifei was stunned for a moment, thinking, even if he didn't say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian would see the notice and know that there was a house for rent, wouldn't Nuolan move in naturally?What Cupid's star... No, absolutely not!As soon as Ah Jiong left, Yifei sneaked over and tore off the rental notice, ready to throw it away. Thinking about it, he was worried, so he rolled up and stuffed it into his bag.
The proposal written so hard was rejected, and Zhanbo was a little disheartened. He played swivel chair racing with others in the company every day when he had nothing to do.But seeing other people skating very fast, he couldn't help arousing his curiosity again, determined to develop new technology, practiced swivel chair flick hard, and asked Zi Qiao to watch the effect of his demonstration and give more opinions.
Ziqiao asked strangely: "Swivel chair? Still flicking the tail? Don't you want to save the world?" Zhanbo had no choice but to tell him that his plan was not selected.When Ziqiao heard that his plan of sitting on the toilet and listening to it for three hours had come to nothing, he became aggrieved and asked what plan could kill Zhanbo's great cause.
Reluctantly, Zhanbo turned to the computer to show him - "Look for Bai Fumei by your side".The boss was right. The event became a hit within a day of its launch. Signups flocked to it, and wave after wave of supporters. It quickly climbed into the hot list and became a big event that everyone talked about.
Zi Qiao was immediately attracted, staring at the beauties on the screen, gesticulating "CDCB—F" with great interest.Zhanbo was even more shocked, shook his head and sighed, and silently went to the side to continue playing with the swivel chair.
Zi Qiao came back to his senses and began to encourage him again: "Zhanbo, why did you give up like this? Little Ma said: where did you fall..."
"Just lie there for a while?" Zhan Bo interrupted him angrily.
"You can't recognize a man, you have to learn to fight, understand?" Zi Qiao had an idea, and came up with a bad idea, "Otherwise, they want to vote for beautiful women, so let's find an ugly woman to run for. A silent protest!"
Zhanbo didn't realize it: "Ugly girl? They chose Bai Fumei."
Ziqiao said proudly: "You are still engaged in the Internet. What is the spirit of the Internet? Look at it! If you have something to look at, you will win! Only by making a fool of them can you avenge your PPT."
The idea is good, but this event is a poll, who will vote for an ugly girl?Without votes, how can the ugly girl stand out from the many real white and rich beauties and cause real momentum and influence?It's rare that Ziqiao's mind is so fast today that he even considered this point. He suggested that Zhanbo make a cheat, use automatic voting to push the ugly girl to the homepage, and draw people's attention first.
Makes sense!Just do it!Zi Qiao casually flipped through a magazine beside her, and happened to find a fat girl with four eyes and buck teeth and thick lips, and asked Zhan Bo how it was, Zhan Bo widened his eyes and nodded sharply: "Wow! It's really refreshing." ! Exactly what we wanted!"
The Internet spirit that Ziqiao mentioned really has magical power, and the news of the ugly girl's participation in the election pushed the beauty pageant activity of "Looking for the Bai Fumei by your side" to a new climax.After a few days, the ugly girl Ami not only attracted everyone's attention, but also far ahead in the votes, far surpassing other contestants.
Such a good show, a senior otaku like Zeng Xiaoxian will naturally not miss it, and he is destined to become an important force in fueling the event.While still having breakfast, Zeng Xiaoxian opened the website to pay attention to the votes, and kept saying that this was the most individual beauty pageant he had ever seen.Yifei looked at the photo of Ami on the homepage of the website and lamented that the world must be crazy!
Zeng Xiaoxian was enjoying it, and regardless of her cynicism, he said to himself: "Anyway, many Bai Fumei are also packaged, and after unpacking, they might not be as good as Ami! Well, I believe that this Amei must have something special. I have to vote for her! I'm sorry to the organizer."
After all, take out your mobile phone to vote.Yifei ignored him and went to the bathroom.Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't get enough of voting with his own mobile phone, so he wanted to continue voting with Yifei's mobile phone. As a result, when he was looking for the mobile phone in his bag, he happened to see the subletting notice that had been squeezed into a ball.
"Wait, don't touch my bag!" Yifei suddenly remembered the reason, and rushed back to stop Zeng Xiaoxian, but it was too late, so he had to lie, "Hey, look, I was going to tell you. I heard There are vacant rooms upstairs for subletting, so I specially revealed the imperial list to you."
Xiaoxian expressed doubts: "You... also want Nuolan to live in?"
"Of course! My friends help me, let's live together happily!" Yifei pretended to be free and easy. Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian believed that he really wanted to call Nuolan, she hurriedly stopped her and said, "Oh! It's a pity that it's a step late. After I uncovered the imperial list Without paying the deposit, the second landlord told me that he has already rented it out.”
"Oh, what a pity." Zeng Xiaoxian said casually, but Yifei thought he didn't believe it, and decided to pretend to be more like it, and volunteered to go to the lessor to discuss it, and threatened: "Negotiation is my specialty!"
3
After some persuasion from everyone, Meijia hesitated even more. She felt that the matter was so important that she couldn't say anything, so she could only hide from everyone, and sat in a daze in the bar with a sad face.But the emperor was not in a hurry with the eunuchs, and the onlookers did not relax at all. Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian did not press every step of the way to rent a house for the time being, but Guan Gu and Youyou followed each other like shadows. When they met every day, they would say, "Meijia, did you tell him?"
Meijia pouted and complained: "It's all your fault, you keep reminding me how big this matter is, making it seem like if I say it, I won't see the sun tomorrow."
Guan Gu said solemnly: "I really can't see tomorrow, because it will rain tomorrow."
Meijia doesn't want to put a hot face on a cold butt, but Yoyo's point of view is that it doesn't have to be a cold butt if you put it on, but if you don't put it on, you won't even have a cold butt.Guan Gu showed off his Chinese at the right time, and concluded that no matter whether it is a cold ass or a hot ass, a responsible ass is a good ass!
Yoyo said, anyway, sooner or later, I have to tell him, the matter must be settled.Seeing that Meijia was still not enlightened, Guangu added that there is a Chinese idiom: long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, just like tearing off a plaster for a tendon injury, as long as there is lightning speed, the pain will not be gone.As he said that, he demonstrated it himself and tore off the plaster on his face!I wanted to do a heroic feat, but who knew that I grinned my teeth in pain, jumped around with my feet hugged, and lost all grace.
Yoyo was a little embarrassed, but she still pretended to be calm and comforted Mika: "See? It doesn't hurt at all."
No matter how Yoyo and Guan Gu try to persuade, Mika still has no confidence in the child's father; but if she keeps silent, the bitter drama will become a suspense drama.Regardless of whether this incident should be regarded as a big surprise or a big shock for the child's father, he should be given a chance to choose, and he should not be allowed to continue shamelessly in ignorance!Therefore, Yoyo decided to announce for Meijia that it would be best if that father confessed, and if he was a bastard... Guan Gu immediately put on a stance of sharpening his sword, gritted his teeth and expressed his determination: "We will settle the score with him!"
Seeing his seriousness, Youyou smiled and said, "Meijia is pregnant now, are you going to turn her into a widow? We have to reason and convince people with virtue!"
But the crux of the matter is not how they announce it, but how they can find out who the child's father is.Guan Gu, who has always been full of Conan's spirit, is eager to become a reasoning master, but Mika doesn't cooperate at all. They don't have any clues. How should they deduce it?At this point, Guan Gu had no choice but to use his unique trick—Looking for the Dragon Ruler!It is said that this is an artifact dedicated to archaeology, and it is included in Wikipedia. It is called "Dowsing Rod" in English and has a history of 5000 years.It can use the magnetic field of the human body for precise sensing, and then rotate through the stick - pointing at the target, it can be used to find water sources, treasure chests, and girls, no problem.
Youyou felt that it was seriously unreliable, and asked him where he read it. Guan Gu said it was "Tomb Raider Notes", and he said it with certainty. Last week, he forgot where he put his mobile phone, so he borrowed this dragon-finding ruler and read it silently in his heart. - My phone, my phone!Then, the phone rang!
Yoyo thinks, is it so magical?This is so unscientific!But Guan Gu said that he might as well give it a try.So the two of them closed their eyes, focused their attention together, and used their seventh sense - thinking silently, where is the child's father?Where?
The third uncle of the Nanpai was really not fooled, the dragon-seeking ruler turned slowly, and when it stopped, he pointed to a bottle of wine on the bed.Youyou exclaimed in amazement: "This thing is really good. Could it be that the child's father is... an alcoholic?" Guan Gu thought about it carefully, and thought it should mean a bar.
The two then came to the bar with the Dragon-Looking Ruler again, but unexpectedly met Meijia's first love Xiaolong at the bar counter. He was still wearing a helmet, drinking his own canned beer pretending to be melancholy and decadent.Xiaolong was very happy when he saw them, and said that he came here specially to find Meijia this time, but he was afraid that she would still be angry, and said that he regretted the separation last time, so he gave up everything and divorced his wife after returning home, just to be able to reconcile with her. Mika started again!
In fact, it was Xiaolong who continued to flirt and his wife caught him, divorced him, left the house, and lost everything, including his dream of life-the swimming pool and jacuzzi.With nothing left, he had no choice but to come back with the cheek to find Mika to get back together. At this time, he gave full play to his acting talent, and said in tears: "Ask what love is in the world, and it is life and death. Believe me, I will definitely protect Mika. Su Shuangfei, grow old together!"
After experiencing the last farce, everyone didn't have any good feelings for this little dragon. In Yoyo's words, as soon as they saw him, they had the urge to slap him to death with a slipper.But the situation is different now. If he is the father of the child, and if he really turns around and is willing to accept Mika and the child in her womb, it will be a barely acceptable ending for everyone.
Without further ado, Yoyo hurried to find Lai Meijia, took her to meet Xiaolong, and then retreated tacitly with Guan Gu, leaving them a private space for negotiation.When Meijia saw Long Zaitian, she didn't have the slightest surprise on her face, but she was full of contempt when she saw a pile of rubbish.
Xiaolong swayed his posture, brushed a few locks of hair hanging down his forehead, and greeted frantically: "Hi, Beibi, how are you doing?"
"Very good, how about you?" Meijia snorted coldly.
With a bitter face, Xiaolong tried hard to squeeze out a few affectionate tears: "It's not good, but it doesn't matter, as long as your life is better than mine."
Meijia held her head high and didn't look at him, but still replied to him in a cold tone: "That's a must."
"I know you are still blaming me. I was too impulsive at the time, but now that I am mature, I am no longer the original Long Zaitian. I even changed my name. Please call me Long Dongqiang, Dong Qiangdong Strong dragon and strong east." Long Zaitian repeated his old tricks, as if he had settled down on the soft-hearted Meijia.Unexpectedly, Meijia's attitude was very firm this time, no matter how much he begged, she only gave him a blank stare.change name?So what if you change the name to Tornado?
"No, it's definitely possible, give me another chance!" Xiaolong held Mika's hand and begged humbly.
Guan Gu, who was eavesdropping on the side, couldn't hold back, and interjected: "Although he is not a positive person, but the matter has come to this point, Mijia, you have to consider the overall situation." Yoyo also came out from the other side, patting Xiaolong shoulder, and said earnestly: "As long as you start a new life in the future and set a good example for your children, there will be a happy ending, right?"
child?Long Zaitian looked bewildered.Meijia simply showed her cards, saying that she was pregnant, and Xiaolong fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.Meijia pointed to the side disdainfully, and said, "The door is over there." The little dragon, who was pretending to be dead, immediately escaped from the bar writhing like a caterpillar.
Meijia's attitude towards Xiaolong is so indifferent. The possibility of Xiaolong being the father of the child is almost zero. Could it be that the dragon-finding ruler made a mistake?Yoyo and Guan Gu were discussing, when the dragon-finding ruler suddenly moved again, they looked in the direction of the pointer, and Ziqiao was coming out of the toilet with a bottle of wine in his hand.
Yoyo and Guan Gu looked at each other, and shouted in unison: "Nani?!"
The private disclosure of the "Huangbang" was discovered, and Hu Yifei had no choice but to go to Ajiong to discuss renting a house in order to lie.The preliminary plan is to find an excuse to rent the house first, so that Nuo Lan has no room to rent, and Zeng Xiaoxian cannot find out, so he asked Ah Jiong not to tell others that she rented the house.
A Jiong regretfully told her that she came at an untimely time, because the viewing will not start until tomorrow.The thing is, Ah Jiong's wife is a marketing student. She said that the price should be determined by the demand, and you can't just use your brains.So the two plan to hold a viewing meeting tomorrow, let everyone bid, and strive to maximize the benefits.
Yifei said impatiently: "Why don't you just rent a room? Why is there so much trouble? I'll pay 10% more."
A Jiong smiled slyly: "Look, my wife is right. If you pay 10% more, someone will give 20% more."
Yifei had no choice but to say that he was willing to pay 20% more. Unexpectedly, Ajiong was a financial fan, thinking that since some people were willing to pay 20% more, there would be others who were willing to pay 40% more.Yifei was furious, and raised her fist wishing to beat him.Not only did Ah Jiong not panic when he saw this, but he shouted excitedly: "You actually want to beat someone for renting my house. It seems that the value of this house is immeasurable."
"My lord, is there no market price for renting a house?" Yifei was so angry that she swears.But Ah Jiong said that the house has good feng shui, so it is worth money.Yifei got angry, and then said again: "Okay, you can hold a house inspection, but there is a kind - don't make publicity!"
Ah Jiong asked in bewilderment: "Why?" Yifei had no choice but to prevaricate him, saying that the advertising fee was too expensive.She said it casually, but A Jiong, a money fan, listened to her heart. After a while, he posted new rental advertisements all over the bulletin board at the elevator entrance downstairs.
"It's much cheaper." A Jiong looked at his masterpiece, expressed his satisfaction, and said goodbye to Yifei politely: "Thank you for reminding me. Remember to come and see the house tomorrow."
Of course, as soon as he went upstairs, Yifei went on a killing spree, tearing up all the advertisements on the bulletin board.
4
According to Ziqiao's original idea, it was enough to get an ugly girl to participate in the beauty pageant, let Zhanbo use cheats to vote, attract public attention, embarrass the boss, and take revenge for the rejection of the proposal.Who knows, as soon as Ami's image was released, the entertainment spirit of netizens was brought to the extreme. Zhanbo's voting plug-in only cast more than 5 votes, while Ami's votes on the homepage have exceeded 1000 million, taking the top spot, leaving behind No.2100. Thousands of votes!It's a real version of Ugly Invincible.
Netizens voted happily, but the boss of the company was so angry that he yelled at a group of employees: "What's going on! Who can tell me where this four-eyed girl with steel teeth came from!? We are a beauty pageant, Representing the most popular fashion, now the national media are watching us as a joke! Why don't we shut down the candidates?"
Zhanbo reminded that he asked netizens to nominate and vote by himself because he said that he wanted to save costs.The boss was choked, and the secretary came over again, and whispered that several media are waiting at the door now, and wanted to ask their opinions on Amei's outstanding performance, and whether this heralds a change in public aesthetics.
"Change...change your attitude!" The boss was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The plot succeeded, and Zhanbo was in a good mood. He had nothing to do except to vote for the beauty pageant, and just continued his old job of playing games.Yifei was not as leisurely as he was. He thought he would be at ease after cleaning the advertisements at the elevator entrance, but who knew that Ajiong blocked the door of the apartment and launched a flyer!For the present plan, the only way is to find a way to hold Zeng Xiaoxian, and he must not be let out before the house inspection is over.
Before she could collude with Zhanbo, Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the toilet, said that he was going to the supermarket when he was hungry, and asked the two of them if they wanted to bring something back.Yifei yelled: "Stop!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he stared at her blankly, wondering what tricks she was going to play again.
"I'm about to read magazines with Zhanbo! It's boring for two people, let's read it together! It's more warm for three people." As he spoke, he dragged the two people to his side without any explanation, one left and one right , flipped through the magazine with Ami's photo.
Yifei sat in the middle, pretending to enjoy reading it, and commented from time to time, "This magazine is really good-looking."Although Zhan Bo and Zeng Xiaoxian were so bored, but because they didn't know Yifei's details, they didn't know what she was going to do, and they didn't dare to disobey her, so they could only agree with them with a dry smile: "Yes, yes, it's so beautiful."
After looking at it, I happened to turn to the article with Amei's photo, and finally got interested.Zhanbo carefully looked at the content of the report, and said in surprise: "Hey, this Ami seems to be not an ordinary person. She is actually a member of EIO..."
"EIO? A new girl singing group? Just this shape?" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't understand, Zhanbo explained to him that it was an environmental protection organization, and its full name was Everything is OK.
Yifei was ingenious: "The name sounds very domineering! Zhanbo, you...read it to us aloud! It's a little more emotional!"
"...Read aloud?" Zeng Xiaoxian could hardly pretend anymore, "You must be sick!"
Yifei ignored him and insisted on Zhanbo read the introduction of EIO, not only to read it, but also to read it aloud!Due to the coercion of his elder sister, Zhanbo had no choice but to start reading: "EIO is an international organization initiated by green peace people around the world. It has branches in China and is engaged in various public welfare undertakings to save the earth..."
As time passed by, Zhanbo, who was originally enthusiastic about saving the earth, became more and more energetic in his thoughts, and his voice became more and more expressive.
"...EIO is willing to join hands with you to create a bright future for human civilization! EIO is so great!" The great sense of mission resonated strongly in Zhanbo's heart.Yifei was very satisfied with her delaying tactics. Looking at her watch, the time for the house inspection should have passed, so she said flatly, "It's almost there."
Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be pardoned, and said bitterly: "I'm so hungry, can I eat this magazine?"
It turns out that Ami is a passionate young man who has followed EIO to participate in various environmental protection activities around the world.Unexpectedly, by mistake, her photo was turned out by Zi Qiao casually, and she became a beauty pageant star among hot topics.Zhanbo felt that Ami was a respectable person and he shouldn't make fun of her, so he decided to find Ami and apologize to her face to face.Immediately doing what he said, Zhanbo picked up the computer and went into the study to find more news about Amei.
"It's all your fault, not only have you been hungry for an hour, but now you don't even have the fun of booing!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.For safety's sake, Yifei still doesn't let Zeng Xiaoxian go out. Zeng Xiaoxian is depressed when someone knocks on the door.Yifei quickly dodged out first.
"Miss! Do you still want the upstairs house?" Opening the door, Ah Jiong stood at the door with a sincere face.Zeng Xiaoxian asked who it was in the room, Yifei hurriedly closed the door, and replied hesitantly that there was no one at the door.Ah Jiong persistently shouted outside the door: "I'm from 3905 upstairs, are you interested in renting a house?"
Yifei subconsciously blocked the door with her back, as if it could block the sound outside the door, but Zeng Xiaoxian had already walked over, seeing her nervous look, and asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say that the house upstairs has been rented?" Did it drop?"
Yifei had no choice but to say that the fight was a fight, but the negotiation failed.Zeng Xiaoxian opened the door, Ah Jiong still guarded the door with a friendly smile on his face, and Yifei cursed in a low voice: "The auction is the auction, what's the trouble here?!"
A Jiong didn't take it seriously, and explained unhurriedly: "I made a mistake. I found that everyone came here for free snacks. If this continues, the house will not be rented out, and the landlord's family will have no food left!"
"Didn't you drive up prices?" Yifei said gloatingly.
Ah Jiong laughed, a little embarrassed: "They only eat and don't bid, and my starting price has never moved. The market economy is unpredictable, and my wife just said yes before, but didn't mention this. Or the price yesterday ? I'll give you another [-]% of the profit, let me stop the loss."
Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly, who knew that he wasn't angry at all for her hiding the information about renting the house. Instead, he joked with the second landlord with great interest: "Twenty percent, ha! Forty percent, maybe you can afford it."
"Then forty percent!"
"Refreshing! Sixty percent!"
"You!..." Ah Jiong was angry, but he still said that he could discuss it.Zeng Xiaoxian deliberately made things difficult for him, and said that his house must be a haunted house, so he would rent it to them with such a bottomless price reduction.Ah Jiong argued vigorously, saying that his house was very spiritual... Zeng Xiaoxian said to think about it, but closed the door without hesitation.
"You...don't rent a house for Nuolan anymore?" Yifei asked hesitantly.Hearing that Zeng Xiaoxian said that she had settled the house for her near the radio station, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and muttered in a low voice: "I thought you were going to let her live in the love apartment."
Zeng Xiaoxian felt strange and said, "Didn't you want to help her?" Yifei shrugged, indicating that the matter had nothing to do with her. "Then why do you still need to take the notice?" Yifei said heartily, it's not because of you idiot!
"The other day you said there was a room for rent, I just asked casually! What good will it do me for her to live here?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to want to prove his innocence, but Yifei didn't appreciate it, and sarcastically told him not to waste such a good place near the water. Chance.Close to the water?Zeng Xiaoxian thought, let Nuolan watch Yifei humiliate him in every possible way every day, wouldn't his integrity be broken for the rest of his life?How can I stand up straight in the stage and be a man in the future?
The misunderstanding was clarified, the alarm was lifted, and the two shook hands to make peace, only to realize that after such a long delay, their stomachs were already gurgling with hunger.Outside the door, Ah Jiong heard the quarrel in the room gradually subside, and desperately fought for it: "Is the quarrel over? Do you want [-]% of it? And give me a parking space! Please, dear."
After many inquiries, Zhanbo finally found Amei, invited her out for dinner, and apologized solemnly.
"I thought the public's aesthetic tendency had really changed." Amei teased herself, not only didn't blame Zhanbo, but said she wanted to thank him.The reason is that the EIO team she belongs to has recently lacked funds, and no one cares about the website. Everyone is very discouraged and feels that the earth is hopeless.Those grand ideals of defending the earth with youth and forging harmony with blood have become out of reach.They have nothing to do every day, bored to pass the time, every day - the swivel chair race - the one-three-five race, the two-four-six flick race, and the Sunday spin race.But since Ami was selected in the "Looking for the Bai Fumei Around Me" and stood out from the audition, many media scrambled to dig out the story behind Ami, and EIO also gained widespread attention. The popularity of the website has increased hundreds of times, and the fighting spirit of the members It was completely ignited again.The leader of the organization is also planning to take this opportunity to promote a whole set of Greenpeace plans!
The story was full of ups and downs, and Zhanbo was surprised and delighted when he heard it.After that, Ami gave Zhanbo a detailed account of EIO's future plan to save the earth, including maintaining peace, protecting the environment, preventing disasters, supporting refugees, etc., and promised to have the opportunity to introduce their captain to Zhanbo.The two chatted very speculatively.
"My God, you still have to fight against the umbrella!" Zhan Bo listened fascinated and exclaimed, "These plans are exactly the same as what I wanted to do before!"
Amei smiled and said: "The key is not how to think, but how to do it. Thank you very much. We have long wanted to tilt the earth, and it was your shot that hit the fulcrum."
The key is not how to think, but how to do it... Amei's words touched Zhanbo. After thinking for a moment, Zhanbo raised his head and asked with great sincerity: "Amei, can I join?"
5
Xiaolong has already ruled out the suspicion, and the dragon-finding ruler pointed the pointer at Ziqiao again. Therefore, the important work of Guan Gu and Yoyo now is to closely observe Ziqiao's actions, and make indirect remarks to prove that he is the father of the child in Meijia's belly. .Being stared at by two pairs of eyes for no reason, Zi Qiao couldn't help but feel guilty, and asked them what they were going to do.
Youyou asked tentatively: "Nephew, little aunt asked you something. If a girl told you that she was pregnant, what would you do?"
Zi Qiao asked nervously with wide-eyed eyes, "Who is it? Fat or thin? Tall or short, long hair or short hair?"
Guan Gu asked him to guess, Ziqiao searched for many possible names in memory, Gina, no, Clara, no, Riya or Cuihua?neither!Yoyo blamed him for having too many peach blossoms, Ziqiao said that these were only the last three days; Guan Gu asked him to recall an earlier time, Ziqiao thought hard, but there was no result.
According to Ziqiao's theory, human brain space is limited, and junk information should be cleared regularly, which is a way of self-maintenance.He just cleared his memory over the weekend, so he only remembers these three days.He also brazenly said that to live happily in this troubled world, he must practice the memory of a fish, that is to say, his memory for unimportant information is only 7 seconds.
"The memory of a fish, I have the temper of a donkey!" Youyou didn't believe his nonsense, but after thinking about Ziqiao's various behaviors on weekdays, what he said was not unreasonable.Ziqiao prides herself that her theory belongs to the great wisdom that ordinary people cannot understand. The past is like an expired document, and she is reluctant to delete it, leaving only troubles and entanglements.
If you can even delete the girl you met three days ago, then you will never remember Mika!Guan Gu and Yoyo still hold a sliver of hope, they don't believe that human beings can delete their memories by themselves!Ziqiao said that he could perform on the spot, so he stood there and looked up at the sky with an idiot expression on his face. For a moment, all the information in his mind, such as Gina.avi, Clara.mpg, Cuihua.rmvb, etc., were deleted, and the recycle bin empty.
"OK, it's over. Why are you looking for me?" Ziqiao looked at Yoyo and Guan Gu with a blank expression.
Youyou repeated the question at the beginning suspiciously: "Nephew, little aunt asked you something. If a girl told you that she was pregnant, what would you do?"
Zi Qiao widened her eyes and asked nervously, "Who is it? Fat or thin? Tall or short, long hair or short hair?"
Even the answer was exactly the same as before, Guan Gu and Yoyo were almost fainted by his anger.Seeing that the clue is about to be broken again, Yoyo suspects that the dragon-finding ruler is not scientific enough, so she decides to use her method—toss a coin, and then test Ziqiao.
Seeing Yoyo walking towards her with a one-dollar coin, Zi Qiao said sarcastically, "If you guys want to bribe me, one dollar seems a little short, right?"
Yoyo asked: "Zi Qiao! What is the probability that you and the girl will hit a home run?"
When it came to professional questions, Ziqiao answered seriously: "It depends on the season, climate, tide and the other party's IQ."
"I think it's half and half." Yoyo interrupted him bluntly, and said, "You and Mika have the same probability, you either have it or you don't! Now you flip a coin, if it comes heads, you have had it; if It’s the opposite, which means you don’t have one.”
Ziqiao couldn't figure out why she turned to Meijia, and said unconvinced: "Why! I don't even look at who the target is. Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest. How can I be with her? Half and half? How are you so godlike today? It’s weird. I can toss a coin, but heads, I have nothing to do with her; tails, I have nothing to do with her!”
After speaking, he tossed the coin and left.The coins spun quickly on the table, patter, patter, and then slowly stopped, and then miraculously stood on top of the coffee table.Guan Gu and Yoyo looked at each other, they couldn't help but not believe it.
All the evidence points to Ziqiao, but to be on the safe side, Yoyo and Guan Gu decided to seek the opinions of Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian first.As engineers of the human soul and promising young people in the 21st century, how could Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian believe in the choices made by the dragon ruler and coins?
Zeng Xiaoxian said: "This is a matter of life and death, so we can't be joking. Did Ziqiao admit it?"
Yoyo said that he only had the memory of fish and could not remember at all.Guan Gu said that no matter whether Ziqiao admits it or not, he had a 99.99% probability of escaping the relationship just now, but the coin was standing there, so he couldn't help but believe it!Such a small probability event is even more difficult than being hit by a car while walking on the street.
Yifei still didn't believe it, and said casually, "It's not like that, unless he recites it again and I'll see."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ziqiao came in, his clothes were covered in mud, his expression was painful and resentful, and he complained, "It's unreasonable! I was walking in the neighborhood and I was hit by a baby carriage that drifted. Please help me see my ass." Is there any deformation?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, as the saying goes, the sky net is restored without any omissions, and now even Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian believed it.Several people immediately tied Zi Qiao to the chair in a hurry. Zi Qiao didn't know what to do, and protested loudly: "What are you doing? I was just hit by a car, and you didn't take me for an injury check. What kind of meaning is that? Taste Is it too heavy?"
Youyou said seriously: "Nephew, we want you to recall a very important thing."
Guan Gu added: "About you and Mika."
Ziqiao thought that Meijia had bribed them to torture herself, and immediately confessed: "I admit it, I admit it! I did it! It was...it was me, I lost her earring."
Everyone was stunned, and Zi Qiao went on to say: "I wanted to use it to coax Cuihua, but she ate it up."
"Gone?"
"If I eat it, I'm afraid I won't come back within 36 hours."
Yoyo didn't care about Ziqiao's nonsense, and asked again: "You have nothing else to admit?"
Struggling but unable to get rid of it, craving but unable to let it go, Zi Qiao asked with a sad face, "What exactly do you want to ask?"
Youyou asked: "Listen! Mijia is pregnant, does it have anything to do with you!"
Ziqiao was stunned, for a moment she didn't understand what the loss of her earrings had to do with her pregnancy. When she realized it, she immediately looked up at the sky and meditated.Guan Gu found out that he was deleting his memory, and everyone beat him up, and finally brought him back to reality.But Ziqiao still swears that she really doesn't remember what happened with Meijia, how could she become the father of the child in her belly for no reason!
When there was a stalemate, Meijia came in. Seeing this situation, the expression on her face could not be described as sad or indifferent, and she said flatly: "Stop arguing! The child is not Ziqiao's."
Everyone let Zi Qiao go for the time being, and the apartment became quiet again.It was late at night, and Meijia was full of thoughts, and couldn't fall asleep, so she was alone on the balcony in a daze.Zi Qiao came over, handed her a glass of wine as a gesture of goodwill, and thanked her for coming forward to save him.Meijia refused to take his drink, but replied flatly: "It has nothing to do with you."
Ziqiao drank both glasses of wine, but Meijia kept silent, and the scene was a bit awkward.Finally, Ziqiao couldn't help breaking the silence and asked, "That child...in the end..."
"What do you think?" Meijia glanced at him.Zi Qiao lowered her head with a guilty conscience, and said hesitantly, "It should be... no."
The little flame that had ignited in Meijia's heart was mercilessly extinguished again, she sighed silently, and continued to be in a daze.
"Who is that kid?" Ziqiao asked, seeing that Meijia ignored him, he asked again, "Are you going to tell everyone?"
Looking at Ziqiao's attitude, Meijia's heart became colder and her determination became more and more firm. In this case, the child is innocent, and there is nothing wrong with her giving birth to the child alone.
"There's no need to say, we'll know when the child is born." After speaking, Meijia was about to enter the room, but Ziqiao said softly: "Meijia, if one day you really give birth... I will take responsibility."
Meijia's heart was shaken, and when she turned her head, her eyes were foggy, but Ziqiao was flustered, and when the situation came to an end, she ran away on reflex, and said, "I will be responsible for helping you find that guy."
Meijia was disappointed again, thanked him politely, and left without looking back, leaving Ziqiao alone on the balcony.Countless times of on and off with Mijia came to my mind, her sweet and innocent smile, those embarrassing things she did without heart, she chose to believe him time and time again, was hurt by him again and again, her kiss with tears in her eyes, her The back of turning and leaving in despair... After a long period of distraction, Zi Qiao finally made up her mind to delete those clips about love in her mind, put them in the recycle bin, and empty them.
(End of this chapter)
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