Love Apartment 4

Chapter 5 Roll over, Zhanbo
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Have you ever heard of procrastination?For example, there are a lot of things piled up in front of you, blank documents, scattered wardrobes, PPTs for meetings, manuscripts that are about to be delivered, or an important phone call that must be made...but you can always find a reason, etc. Wait a while, wait a while.Mingming was anxious and restless, but he was biting his fingernails and dazedly delaying time.Don't rush the ducks to the shelves until things are piled up like a mountain, imminent, and have to be done, or simply ignore them.Procrastination is a common psychological disorder among contemporary people. The technical term is "a trait or behavioral tendency to avoid performing tasks or making decisions in a delayed manner, which is a kind of self-impeding and dysfunctional behavior."It is true that sometimes procrastination is unavoidable, such as in emergencies, but if procrastination becomes a deep-rooted habit, it will seriously affect work, life, and study, reduce efficiency, affect emotions, and cause strong self-blame and responsibility. When guilt, constant self-denial and self-deprecation are accompanied by psychological diseases such as anxiety, depression and obsessive-compulsive disorder, procrastination is really a disease.

In a blink of an eye, Yoyo and Guan Gu have been engaged for a while, but there is still no news about the wedding.Guan Gu is busy being a detective every day, investigating Mijia's pregnancy. It has been so long, and he has not even managed the long-promised engagement party.And what about Yoyo?It seemed that he was more anxious than Guan Gu, but he was in a hurry, and he didn't have any specific plans at all. Where there is gossip, there is Yoyo.After learning from the painful experience, the two decided to unite and resolutely fight against procrastination!Therefore, the two created a scoring system, classifying things with different colors according to the priority, never participating in non-emergency matters, restraining themselves to save time and energy to the maximum, and going all out to prepare for marriage.

With a certain idea, the two excitedly announced this "yellow" level thing to everyone.As soon as they heard "yellow", Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia thought it was some interesting gossip, immediately put down the bitter drama they were chasing, and listened with pricked ears.But when it came to procrastination, the two expressed no interest.Zeng Xiaoxian liked Yifei for many years but dared not confess, and was pursued by Nuo Lan but dared not refuse, it was already in the late stage of procrastination; and Meijia, who has been procrastinating until now, still hasn't said who the child's father is, so she always said to wait when she was asked to go to the hospital for a blood test If you are free, the clinical manifestations are also obvious, so naturally I don't want to discuss this topic more.

Guan Gu was still very excited to introduce his scoring system to them: "I have discussed with Yoyo, and use the color of typhoon warning to distinguish the importance of all things. Major is red, ordinary is yellow, and boring is blue."

Meijia was bored, and said lazily: "Yuyou, you can accompany me to the hospital tomorrow. I thought about it, and I still have to do the examination."

Yoyo took out a card from the cards that had been prepared earlier, with the word "blue" written on it.

"Why? We are best friends!" Meijia was not happy when she saw it. Youyou had her own explanation. The last time she accompanied Meijia to the hospital for an emergency check-up, it was considered red, but she was too busy with handsome men and doctors. Attention, so, now check this thing has dropped to blue.

Guan Gu interrupted: "Unless you tell us who the father of the child is, we will promote you to yellow."

Meijia rolled her eyes angrily when she saw their husband and wife talking casually.

Just as we were talking, Zhanbo came in, his face full of frustration, and he began to ask everyone to comment while still at the door: "You are all here, help me persuade my elder sister. I want to change jobs, but my elder sister will not let me To interview."

It turned out that after Zhanbo met Ami, he decided to join EIO. Ami wrote him a letter of recommendation, and now the organization notifies him to go for an interview. As long as he passes the interview, Zhanbo can become a soldier protecting the earth as he wishes.

Guan Gu heard that the matter seemed to be serious, so he quickly asked, "Protect the earth...who are you fighting with?"

Zhanbo patiently explained to him: "It's not a war. EIO is a non-profit Greenpeace organization that is engaged in environmental protection, charitable disaster relief, resource exploration, and peace aid. In short, they are all meaningful things to mankind."

"That's the work of Spiderman and Batman!" Yifei roared from afar in the next room.Zhan Bo pouted, feeling even more aggrieved.

Guan Gu and Yoyo exchanged glances. Since Zhanbo cares about all human beings, this matter can be upgraded to yellow, and should be properly involved.So Youyou persuaded: "Yifei, Zhanbo is just a job change, just let him go."

Yifei rushed over, pointed at Zhanbo and shouted, "Ask him, where does this crappy organization work?"

Urban area, suburban area, other places?Meijia guessed boredly, but Zhanbo's answer surprised everyone: Africa.And this is only the first stop. Zhanbo signed up for an international rescue plan, and the second stop is Antarctica.Damn, it's not as simple as changing jobs, Yoyo and Guan Gu's system automatically upgrades the incident to red, it's necessary, it's all red!

Although Zhanbo is usually simple, he is stubborn enough to compete with Yifei. Everything about EIO is completely in line with the plans he has dreamed of day and night. It is not at the same level as the IT work he is doing now. One is to make money for a living. One tool to spend time, but one is his lifelong pursuit.But no matter what, Yifei believed that he had a bad head and firmly disagreed.

Zeng Xiaoxian is a man after all, he understands Zhanbo's ambition to some extent, and persuades Yifei, saying that Zhanbo is also a person who has traveled around the world, so he shouldn't be so nervous.But Yifei has plausible words, Zhanbo traveled around the world to accompany Wanyu, and that was to revitalize the family, but now?Africa, Antarctica, in case something goes wrong, who can give an explanation?
Yifei gave an ultimatum: "What you should do is to stay under my nose honestly, earn money to buy a house and find a girl, you are a real man!" Zhanbo wanted to think more, and Yifei said sharply: "Now Just promise me! Immediately! Immediately!"

Guan Gu concluded: "It seems that there is only Yifei here who is not procrastinating."

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Yoyo refused to accompany her, so Meijia had to come to the hospital alone for an examination.She was already dizzy and afraid of blood. She watched the doctor draw blood from the patient with a blank expression. They refused to go in anyway.

Just when a nurse was about to enter the door, Meijia stopped her and asked timidly, "Nurse, why do you have to have a degree requirement for the blood test?"

"Who said that?" The nurse was puzzled.

Meijia pointed to the notice posted on the door: "Here! It is posted on your door: non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter."

The nurse rolled her eyes and went in, and the nonsensical conversation caught the attention of another person beside her. "Chen——Meijia!" Meijia turned her head and saw that it was Lu Xiaojing, her high school classmate whom she hadn't seen for many years!
After chatting, Xiaojing saw the checklist in Mijia's hand and shouted in a fuss: "Pregnancy test? You're pregnant! This is a happy event." Mijia could only smile awkwardly.Xiaojing didn't want to let her go at all, she chased after her and asked why her husband didn't come, Meijia lied and said that he went to get the car.

Xiao Jing asked, "Is that Buick waiting for you at the door?"

When a lie was spread out, Meijia became more courageous, bragging without drafting a draft: "Just kidding, my boss disclosed Ferrari, okay?"

Xiao Jing was full of envy, and she must introduce Mei Jia to her.Meijia tried to dispel her thoughts on the pretext of being in a hurry, so she couldn't help but make up another love story, saying that her husband is stewing soft-shelled turtle rice at home-cooking it by himself, and cooking it for 45 days!

Xiaojing sighed endlessly, and praised Meijia for marrying so well!In words, he mentioned that Xiaojuan, who was the No.2 last in their class at the time, was the one who scored one point higher than Meijia every time, and she was so miserable.Pregnant before marriage, the child's father doesn't know who it is, and now he is alone with a big belly.

She is miserable?I am miserable!Meijia thought to herself, thanks to her tricks, otherwise Xiaojing would tell people about it in the future, and she would become the second wife of Xianglin after Xiaojuan, and people should say that grades determine fate!The cowhide is most afraid of being blown, so hurry up and dodge.So perfunctory Xiaojing: "I won't tell you anymore, my husband should be in a hurry. I will definitely come to the next party, let's continue talking."

In the end, Xiaojing said that they held class reunions in the garden clubhouse every day, and asked Meijia to choose a day no matter what, and bring her husband to go there and tell their stories to her old classmates.Meijia shot herself in the foot with a rock, so she had to retreat quickly, pass the current hurdle first, and then consider the long-term plan.

Yifei and Zhanbo had a stalemate because of joining the EIO, and the others were caught in the middle as peacemakers, trying to mediate.First of all, Zeng Xiaoxian acted cute around her: "Feifei, prolong the sea and sky for a day, and prolong the world peace for a day. The enthusiasm for Zhanbo will pass in a few days. Come and chew your fingers, or you want to chew mine?" In the end, Yifei yelled She turned back: "Dragdao...you are really late-stage procrastination, I think you are laying on the floor next to the cesspit—not far from death (SHI)!"

Zeng Xiaoxian has long been used to her way of communicating with people, so she didn't care at all, and continued to persuade: "You understand Zhanbo, it would be nice if you can find a place for an interview smoothly." Guan Gu also interjected: "Can Zhanbo succeed in the interview? It’s still a problem, if you lose the election, wouldn’t the previous fights be in vain? It’s better to support it on the surface and wait for the result.” Yifei thought about it, and didn’t refute it for the time being.

Youyou reminded Guan Gu to stop at Zhanbo, and agreed that he would never participate in anything below the red color. Right now, everything is focused on preparing for the marriage.They also proudly said that they had sorted out the various preparations for the wedding last night and made a list, such as: discussing the wedding date - red, discussing the location of the banquet - red, planning the wedding form - red, eating before meals Wash your hands afterward - red.

Yifei became a little interested and asked, "When, where is your wedding, and what should you do?"

Yoyo stared at her with big innocent eyes, and said naively: "We just marked the colors, and we haven't started discussing these yet."

These two really deserve to be the heavyweight representatives of the procrastination family. They produced these things in one night. There are so many things in life that need to be discussed, such as emergencies with headaches and brain fever. Is it possible to classify them one by one?Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei tried to persuade the two brides-to-be to focus on the key points, but Guan Gu slapped his head, remembering that there are indeed many unknown things that he hadn't considered, so he immediately got up and went back to the room with Yoyo Continue the discussion.Yoyo: "If Zhang Yimou asks me to make a movie, it will be red." Guan Gu: "If "One Piece" comes out in a live-action version, it will also be red!" The two talked fieryly all the way.

The voice gradually faded away, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei staring wide-eyed.Zhanbo sneaked in, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and carrying a briefcase, and was about to go upstairs before Yifei didn't notice, but Yifei also had eyes on his back, and said coldly, "Where did you go when you were dressed so formally? "

Zhanbo shirks that he just attended a classmate's memorial service, and Yifei sees through it at a glance that he has secretly gone for an interview.Seeing that it was about to get tense again, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly smoothed things over: "The interview doesn't mean anything... You can tell from Zhanbo's expression that today's interview must not be very good, right Zhanbo?" While talking, he winked.

Thinking of what Guan Gu said, Yifei suddenly became kind, even her voice became gentle, and asked Zhanbo how the interview was going and whether it went well.Zhanbo thought she was not angry anymore, and happily told her that from the written test to the teamwork, he performed perfectly!It feels great!
Yifei suddenly yelled: "You really dare to go to the interview behind my back, isn't it the other way around?"

Zhanbo reasoned with her, saying that this opportunity is rare, and since the interview went so smoothly, it means that he fully meets the requirements of EIO.Yifei said that she grew up watching Zhanbo, and she participated in almost every page of Zhanbo's growth, and she is the one who knows Zhanbo best. The EIO interview is just a formality, Zhanbo really wants to go, unless he can pass her test.

"Their check is to select people, and your check is to kill people. It's different." Zeng Xiaoxian took the opportunity to hurt Yifei, and was stared at fiercely. He immediately languished and kept silent.

In the end, it was agreed that Yifei would come up with random questions to test Zhanbo's basic qualities. If Zhanbo can really meet the standard of what she considers a "warrior", then... we will talk about it at that time.Zhanbo made up his mind to go to EIO, optimistic that Yifei had some room for negotiation, and agreed to Yifei's challenge without hesitation.

There are so many trivial matters in life, and it is naturally a arduous and arduous task to classify them into categories, no matter how big or small. After a while, there is a problem with Yoyo and Guan Gu's scoring system, and conflicts follow.Yoyo wants to choose a suitable wedding company first, but Guan Gu thinks it is more important to design the background board of the wedding stage.Originally, red represented urgent and priority events, but now it has to be subdivided into three, six, nine, and so on.For example, Guan Gu believes that a wedding should have a distinct personal style and original spirit, and the original background board is the best embodiment, so this matter should be regarded as cherry red.However, Yoyo thinks that choosing a wedding company involves spending money. According to the principle of "issues involving economic expenses, all red", it should be regarded as pomegranate red.

Guan Gu argued: "I'm a cartoonist, and if the background design is too sloppy, I will lose face. The previous cherry red plus the face problem, I am chicken blood red!"

Youyou retorted: "But I agree that when the background board is counted as red, the face problem has already been included, otherwise a broken board will be yellow at most, no, chicken shit yellow."

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While arguing, Meijia knocked on the door and came in, Guan Gu and Yoyo happened to arrest her as a notary.Meijia was taken aback, remembering her purpose of coming here, told them to save a file first, and asked Guan Gu if he was free these two days.Guan Gu looked at his notebook, there are six carmine red things and three cinnabar red things to do in the past two days.Meijia asked, what kind of color is it to accompany a good friend to her high school reunion?
"Blue, no, light blue." Guan Gu replied unceremoniously.Youyou emphasized again: "Dandanlan!" Unless this friend is terminally ill and will die soon, you can deepen it as appropriate.Or some of his high school classmates run a wedding company, so you can consider giving mustard red.

Guan Gu said seriously: "Mustard is green!"

Youyou cheated: "I said that if there is red, there will be red!"

Seeing that the two of them were not on the same thinking channel as herself, Meijia had no choice but to give up, but what about promising her classmates to attend the party?Where can she find a temporary "husband"?When she came out, she saw Ziqiao eating potato chips on the sofa, Meijia's heart skipped a beat, and she hesitated what to say.Seeing Meijia looking at her strangely, Zi Qiao thought she was going to grab the potato chips, so she hurriedly wiped out the potato chips as quickly as possible, proudly flaunted the empty bag, and asked her what she wanted to do.

After so many years of fighting and fighting, Meijia naturally knew that to deal with Ziqiao, she must play hard to get, so she pretended to be nonchalant and asked him casually if he was busy recently.

Zi Qiao replied warily: "Nonsense, I have a lot of work to do every day, so don't get me involved in physical work."

Meijia curled her lips: "I didn't expect you at all, then... I'd better ask Mr. Zeng to accompany me to the dinner."

As soon as she heard that it was a dinner, Ziqiao's attitude changed immediately, she volunteered, and said confidently, if you don't eat enough, you don't have the strength to manage everything, and you can't wait to go to battle right away.Meijia reminded him whether he should understand the situation first. Ziqiao smiled and said proudly: "Food is the most important thing for the people, let alone money. I only have one question: Do you have pork knuckles?"

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In order to cope with the test of the old lady, Zhanbo bought a set of boxing tutorials from the Internet, Krav maga, which is said to be the self-defense fighting technique of the Israeli military, and then practiced it loudly in front of the TV, and invited Zeng Xiaoxian to practice with him He said that he learned a skill so that he could deal with sudden dangers in the future.

"If you learn two radio exercises, you will become a golden bell?" Yifei watched it funny, and couldn't help mocking him, "I came here to tell you, I have thought about the content of the interview. There are three levels in total. Actual combat is not a written test, so I advise you to retreat in spite of difficulties."

Zhan Bo said firmly: "Don't be afraid, the self-defense technique I practice is actual combat."

As soon as Fei poured cold water on him, even if he practiced self-defense, it would be nothing. Ordinary self-defense can only resist known attacks.Once outside, danger is hard to guard against.How to deal with those unknown situations?Such as birds and beasts, terrorists, perverts and thugs, and plant zombies.If you don't have the ability to calm down and adapt, don't go to Africa, why don't you go home and have porridge!

Satyr, zombie?Yifei, you think highly of the African people too!Zhanbo didn't dare to offend her, but continued to insist: "I can practice."

Yifei shook her finger contemptuously: "Responsibility is an instinct, if you don't have it, you don't have it."

Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "You think that everyone can play a little bit. The most knowledgeable is the Israeli boxing style, and there are different styles."

Yifei said arrogantly that the genres can be different, but the essence is the same. The premise of defense and self-defense is the prediction of unknown dangers, not thick flesh and resistance to beating.Zhanbo nodded half-understood, expressing that he was ready to accept the test, and Yifei sneered away.

The days that followed were fairly peaceful.Yifei didn't make any moves for a long time, and Zhanbo slowly relaxed his vigilance.One day, when he came back from playing basketball with Zeng Xiaoxian, Yi Fei, wearing a huge and ugly African mask, suddenly jumped out from behind the wall and shouted: "surprise!" Zhan Bo was so startled that he almost shook the sports drink in his hand Flying out, Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, even swearing: "I...your aunt's banana peel!"

Yifei clapped his hands and said relaxedly: "The test is over—your reaction to sudden danger is zero, and you are dead."

This is the legendary test?Zhan Bo was dumbfounded.Yifei sneered, since it is a test of adaptability, why not give the test outline a scope?The primitive world of Africa is full of dangers, and Zhanbo doesn't even have this basic emergency response, so how can he survive?A few days of Israeli radio exercises have been learned in vain!
Zeng Xiaoxian got up from the ground, patted his masculinity that was shattered into powder, and complained, isn't it just scary!There is no technical content at all.Yifei scolded him as a turkey, saying that this is the most technical subject in ninjutsu-the Japanese term is called-Sapless.Zeng Xiaoxian imagined all kinds of sapress ninjutsu scenes, but he felt that it was absurd, but he didn't dare to argue with Yifei.

Zhanbo said she attacked suddenly, but Yifei justified her argument. Unpreparedness is the key point. The test is the ability to predict the crisis, which is survival skills.The cruelty now is responsible for his future safety!Blindly showing off his abilities will not only endanger his own life, but may also endanger the safety of his teammates, such as Zeng Xiaoxian who just lay down completely.

Zhanbo was still dissatisfied, and said: "I was too relaxed after playing just now, and I didn't enter the state at all, otherwise I would have made a correct response." Yifei curled his lips and asked: "So have you entered the state now?" Zhanbo was very sure Nodding, showing [-] points of vigilance.As the exam continued, Yifei signaled Zhanbo to sit down. Who knew that the chair had been tampered with by Yifei long ago. As soon as Zhanbo sat on it, the chair collapsed.

Yifei gloated and shouted, "Look, you're dead again!"

He died before leaving the teacher, and the chief envoy Zhan Bo burst into tears.In order to restore his dignity, Zhanbo decides to fight back, and give Yifei a ninjutsu Sapres!Taking advantage of the opportunity when his elder sister ordered a new dishwasher on Jingdong, he hid it in the box first, pretending that it was a delivery, and when Yifei came back, he suddenly appeared again, which would definitely scare her Half dead!
In order to increase the realistic effect of the carton, Zhanbo called Guan Gu and Youyou to help put tape on the carton.

Guan Gu and Yoyo originally planned to concentrate all their energies on preparing for the wedding and stop participating in all trivial matters, but facing the ever-changing world, their color classification system is really stretched and full of loopholes.In desperation, I had to come to Zhanbo and ask him to modify the system for them with the professionalism and rigor of programming. This made all Zhanbo's things red, including small things like sticking tape, which also became hawthorn red. important matters.Youyou still didn't forget to considerately put forward Rose Red's suggestion, and opened air holes on the packing box, lest she would be suffocated to death before Zhanbo's plan was implemented.

In order to show his determination to win Yifei, Zhanbo got into the box early and waited for the rabbit.Half an hour later, Yifei came late, followed by two porters, carrying the newly delivered dishwasher.As soon as the door was opened, there was already a packing box in the room, with seals stuck on it in disorder.

I called the customer service, and the service center said that the logistics might be wrong and sent an extra one.How could Yifei be greedy for petty gain? At that time, he asked the porter to remove the extra boxes. Looking back, the package in the house was ugly, so the "dishwasher" with Zhanbo was thrown away. Proudly delivered to the van.

Zhanbo clearly heard Yifei's voice in the box, and after waiting for a long time, no one came to open the box. Instead, he felt that he was dangling as if he was moving in the universe, his head was shaking, and the air outlet seemed to be blocked. It's hard to even breathe.Not knowing why, he called Zeng Xiaoxian to ask about the situation, while he was talking, he was turned over by someone.The box was thrown upside down into the truck, and as soon as the door closed, the truck sped away.

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Garden villas, luxurious private clubs, old classmates with vague faces, drinking and chatting in small groups.Xiao Jing has long told the story of Mika, but everyone knows how little the girls think. How can Mika's troubled brain find a wealthy son-in-law who drives a Ferrari?Or even if you are rich, you are ugly, stupid, shameless and invisible, just waiting to see a joke.As soon as Meijia and Ziqiao entered the door, they were immediately surrounded by a group of enthusiastic girls.But Lu Ziqiao is so handsome and handsome?Everyone had to hide their jealousy in their hearts, with sincere but not sincere envy on their faces. "Wow, this is Meijia's husband!"

Meijia was proud of herself, Lu Ziqiao, who found out the truth, would quit. What's going on, why did she become her husband when she said that she came to have dinner at a classmate reunion?Meijia hurriedly found an excuse to pull him aside and explained that the world is in an emergency, and it is rare to come to a classmate reunion, so I can't make it a topic for everyone just because I am unmarried and pregnant, right?If you want to blame, you can only blame Ziqiao for not understanding the situation first. The proviso of Cengfan is to pretend to be her husband, and if she doesn't refuse, it means acquiescing.

"It's a waste of words! This is a matter of principle, you are cheating." Zi Qiao couldn't help crying out.But Meijia didn't buy it, and insisted that he wanted to come, and he would bear the consequences, even if he was tricked, he had to admit it.

Just as they were arguing, a male classmate came over and congratulated them on their newlyweds with smiles from a long distance away.He just said that he was married and even had a child. It's really not meaningful to not inform his old classmates of such a big event to be happy together.People have not arrived, blessings will arrive, and wishes will arrive.As he spoke, he took out a red envelope and stuffed it into Meijia's hand.

As soon as Ziqiao saw the money, Ziqiao's attitude changed completely, and she immediately accepted the gift money as her "husband", and the problem of principle disappeared.Meijia couldn't even snatch it back several times, she was so angry that she pouted.

"The extras all have boxed lunches. As a heavyweight guest, I should have some pay." Ziqiao was not ashamed, and thought, "You said that if we get married once a year, divorce at the end of the year, and remarry at the beginning of the year, then the income will be certain." Quite impressive."

Meijia had no choice but to make an agreement with him that the gift money would be divided into [-]-[-], and Ziqiao must insist on making a guest appearance until the end. No matter what Meijia said, he would smile and nod.It is easy to do things with money, and Zi Qiao really cooperated very well.Even the former classmate, Xiao Juan, who was the last one, came. Speaking of being unmarried, she got pregnant and then was abandoned. It's almost like dying. Zi Qiao also smiled and nodded fiercely.

But no matter what, Meijia and Ziqiao stole the limelight at the party, and almost all the girls gathered around the golden couple, asking this and that.Meijia's mind is relatively simple, and she didn't have any preparations in advance, and her three sentences were inconsistent and full of loopholes.For a while it was said that the marriage was not notified to everyone because it was handled in a low-key manner, and the scale of the wedding was relatively small. At the same time, it was said that the wedding was held on the grass, with a red carpet, and a bonfire... There was also a barbecue, and Phoenix Legend personally sang "The Most Dazzling Nation" wind"!Totally incoherent!At the beginning, Zi Qiao was able to express cooperation with "hmmm", but after a few times, she really couldn't listen anymore.

Pulling Meijia aside, Ziqiao couldn't help scolding her for being brainless: "Eating barbecue on the grass! And "The Most Dazzling National Style", are you afraid that others will not know that you are a fighting turtle among the soil turtles? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, OK?"

Meijia replied to him unhappily: "Yuyou said that the ordinary wedding set is too vulgar, so I specially made up a unique one, what's your business?"

Ziqiao had no choice but to tell her in detail: "Then you should be a little more high-end, okay? Just now! You have a classmate who wants to return 500 yuan gift money! People are not stupid now, you are in the five-star They will only give four figures if they hold a wedding banquet in a high-end hotel. How about you, you can eat barbecue and drink salt soda, and they still give change to 100."

Meijia said aggrievedly: "I've never been married, how do I know!?"

In order not to lose face and affect her salary, Ziqiao decided that he would answer all the questions about the wedding, and Meijia only needed to nod and smile on the sidelines.

"During the wedding, I came out on a yacht." Sitting down again, Zi Qiao began to talk, "When the lights came on, Mika appeared wearing Vero Wang's handmade wedding dresses. At that moment, everyone thought it was I saw an angel in a hallucination. In fact, Mika is more beautiful than an angel. The wedding was held on the beach in San Francisco where we first dated. The fireworks all over the sky illuminated the night sky into colorful colors. Mika looked up and saw her name reflected in the fireworks. Heaven."

So romantic!Everyone was fascinated by it, and even Mika forgot that she was the heroine, and couldn't help asking about the next plot.

"Next, all my best friends stood up, held hands with candles, sang hymns and led the dog. The flower girl walked up to me holding Mika's 12-meter-long skirt, and I got down on one knee. Kneel!" Ziqiao was still describing that perfect dream wedding, and Meijia's eyes had already begun to shed tears.

"What happened to her?" someone asked.

"She must have remembered that diamond ring the size of a pigeon egg." Zi Qiao laughed.A group of girls asked to see the ring enviously, and he continued: "Oh, unfortunately she didn't wear it today, but I'm planning to buy her a bigger one because she's pregnant with the crystallization of our love Thank you for your hard work, Mika. Before marriage, there were other men chasing you and treating you well. But after marriage, you only have me. I must treat you better so that you will not be disappointed, right?"

Ziqiao took Meijia's hand and looked at her affectionately. Mijia's tears could no longer hold back, and she kissed Ziqiao tearfully.Everyone was moved by their romance and got a standing ovation.

At the end of the party, Meijia's excited mood hadn't calmed down yet, and the eyes she looked at Ziqiao were still fluffy and wet, like a kitten looking forward to being caressed, and I felt pity for it.Zi Qiao didn't pay attention to her expression, but happily counted the red envelopes, and said: "This kind of party is worth it, there are food, drinks and red envelopes, call me next time, golden partner!"

Meijia asked softly: "Those fireworks, candles, wedding dresses, hymns just now..."

"If there is such a wedding, no girl will say no, right?" Zi Qiao said proudly, "This is one of my unique skills in picking up girls. I once made a wedding blog, describing all kinds of luxury Scene. Many girls clicked on my blog before they got married, and they were killed in an instant. In comparison, their fiancés were weak, so I ran on horseback."

Meijia's full of longing immediately came to naught, and when she was sad, she also became rude in her words: "You lied like this, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Ziqiao didn't mind, and continued: "So, I made a forum later, dedicated to exposing this blog, comforting those wounded hearts, and regularly held victims' fellowship activities. Guess what? I went on a gallop. Already!"

Meijia thought in despair, what an idiot she is, she actually believed for a moment that maybe one day, she and Ziqiao... Ziqiao still said happily: "Our partnership like this still has a bright future, and I will be responsible for it later." For the content, you are in charge of setting it up, and it would be nice to have some extra money for milk powder."

"Who is going to partner with you?" Meijia angrily pushed away the money he had given her.

Zi Qiao praised her: "Your performance just now was very good, don't be humble. Later, you taught me how to cry every time I kiss. I will try next time."

"I'll burn paper to tell you when you're dead. Bye-bye, bastard!" Meijia shouted angrily, turned around and left.

Hey, why did I say "every time"?Ziqiao's heart skipped a beat, and the image of Meijia crying and kissing him suddenly appeared in her mind.A small spark of memory flickered, and Ziqiao suddenly remembered that time, he went to a duel with Xiaolong for Meijia, and snatched back her bracelet of love, and Meijia kissed him like this, pushed him down... and then Zhanbo Show him those gorgeous electrocardiograms filled with love!Recalling the series of strange behaviors after Mijia's pregnancy, Ziqiao's mind suddenly brightened. Could it be that she and Mika...

Oh...No!

5
After a lot of trouble, Zhanbo was finally rescued successfully. The two delivery masters were terrified, thinking that Jingdong's business had expanded to selling living people.I wanted to come to Saples to avenge Yifei's scare, but he was locked in a box and almost changed to a day trip. Of course, Zhanbo was laughed at by Yifei.But he still didn't give up, he refused to give up, and said that he would continue to accept the test until he convinced Yifei with his actions that he was completely independent and could save the world.

Yifei took everyone to the roof of a girls' middle school, pointed to a small house on the top of the next house that looked like a substation, and said to Zhanbo: "Jump over there and open that door. This is your second level."

There's nothing strange about the house, it's just a bit older, with strange graffiti all over the door.Yoyo asked curiously: "Did Zhanbo pick up aliens here?" Yifei sneered and replied: "He didn't pick up aliens, he discovered aliens before."

The thing is like this, 13 years ago, when Yifei and Zhanbo were in middle school, one day Zhanbo brought Yifei to this rooftop, insisting that he found the door to the new world—that is the door A wooden door with strange graffiti—only at that time, the wooden door was still brand new.

Back in time to that day, Xiao Yifei looked at the door and said contemptuously: "Isn't it just a broken door, what's so strange?" But Zhanbo, who was full of imagination, didn't think so, and patiently guided the elder sister: "Sister! Don't you think it's strange that this pattern appears here? Don't you want to know the secret behind the door? Maybe this is a portal, or there are treasures left by pirates behind the door?"

"Not only is there a magical pattern here, but what's even more amazing is that I have been exploring several times, but I can't find the way to the top of the opposite building at all!"

Going to a girls' school instead of prospecting for girls, come to scout and break the door?Zhanbo, you are really amazing.But even if there is a secret there, how to get past it?Zhanbo's science brain quickly calculated that he can usually jump five meters when he jumps a bunker, and the distance between the buildings on both sides is more than three meters. According to the parabolic principle, taking wind speed and various conditions into account, it should not be difficult to jump over.As he said that, Xiao Zhanbo was already standing on the edge of the platform, eager to try.

Xiao Yifei shouted anxiously: "Are you crazy, genius! Come down quickly! If you dare to act recklessly, I will tell my parents to break your legs!"

Xiao Zhanbo said confidently, "They won't hit me."

Xiao Yifei let out a domineering look: "I mean, get their consent, and then I'll break your leg."

But no matter how Xiao Yifei persuaded him, Xiao Zhanbo decided to fight for it. This was the first adventure in his life, and he would definitely overcome his fear and himself!Standing on the steps, looking at the opposite door leading to the new world, Xiao Zhanbo's heart has already flown there. He imagined that his arms had turned into wings, and he was about to carry himself to the ideal shore. So, he The "little wings" flapping, flapping, flapping...

An hour has passed, Xiao Yifei has finished his homework, and he is still flapping his "little wings", brewing...

Xiao Zhanbo never skipped that hurdle from the beginning to the end, but he never gave up on this idea, and would stand here every year to try.Year after year, the small Zhanbo has become a big Zhanbo, and the "little wings" have become "big wings". It's still there, seemingly forever insurmountable.

Hearing the story, Zeng Xiaoxian went to the platform to have a look, and only glanced down, then he stepped back and said to Yifei, "Are you kidding? This is the fourth floor, what if you fall down? You Do you want him to jump over or die? Thanks to you coming up with such a bad idea, are you still his sister?"

Yifei ignored him, and only spoke to Zhanbo: "You have had the spirit of exploration since childhood, I understand, that's why you signed up for EIO, but don't forget, you have never had the courage to take real risks, so wash your hands and sleep Right. We are not this material."

In addition to foreseeing danger, courage is also the basic quality of a fighter, which is the meaning of the second level.

But don't treat each other with admiration for three days. Zhanbo wants to prove that he has really grown up, and now he can skip this hurdle. Moreover, as long as he passes this hurdle, he can skip other hurdles in his life. All kinds of hurdles.This is no longer simply a matter of jumping from one building to another and opening a door, but has risen to a symbol of obstacles in life. According to the scoring system of Yoyo and Guan Gu, it has become the highest level crane. top red.

Youyou persuaded him: "Zhanbo, there is no new world behind the door, and there is no treasure. Don't be obsessed!"

Zeng Xiaoxian also chimed in: "Maybe it's something dirty and not interesting at all."

Guan Gu frightened him even more: "Imagine, if you open the door, you will see such a picture...a pair of red eyes, gradually revealing Diablo's face, the root of all evil!"

Zhan Bo said disdainfully: "What's so scary about this, I've long wanted to meet him."

This trick couldn't scare him, so Yoyo also used his imagination: "Perhaps, there may be something more terrifying behind the door! Open the door, and in front of you are the film crew, the monitoring station, and the picture of the love apartment on the screen. This is the real world, and we are all fictions. It's all just—Truman's world!"

This idea was indeed terrifying, and everyone couldn't help fighting a big cold war together.

Ke Zhanbo still persisted, no matter how outrageous the result, he had to find out!Everyone wanted to persuade again, but Yifei raised her hand to block it... Zhanbo stood on the steps again and began to brew, flapping his arms, looking down, as if there was an abyss under his feet, his legs couldn't help but start to feel weak, so he closed his eyes. Close your eyes, clench your teeth...

Thirty minutes later, Zhanbo was still brewing, and an exciting adventure degenerated into an arm-waving show.On the other side, Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou, and Guan Gu Miracle waited so uninterestedly that they didn't even worry about him, so they decided to eat a spicy hot pot first.

After a while, Yifei came back with packed Malatang and drinks, only to find Zhanbo squatting in a corner, having given up trying.Originally, it was decided that Zhanbo would not dare to dance, so he invited him here, but seeing Zhanbo's frustrated and disappointed expression, Yifei still couldn't help but feel a little distressed and soft-hearted.

"You are right. Compared with you, I am still far behind." Zhanbo said suddenly.

Yifei said gently, "Don't compare yourself to me, I just hope you can recognize yourself."

"Sister, promise me something?" Zhan Bo said lightly, "Help me open that door. Maybe after you open it for me, all my curiosity and fantasies will end. When the door opens, I may I won't leave."

Yifei smiled and shook her head: "This is just a test, there is nothing behind the door. Ever since Wanyu left, your heart has never been settled. You quit and then signed up for EIO. What exactly do you want?"

Thinking of Wanyu, the silence on Zhanbo's face deepened: "Wanyu has a new life. I thought she was just a little princess, but she has bigger pursuits than us. Now it's my turn, and I want to know exactly what I should do."

Yifei said with concern: "It doesn't matter what you do, but please stay close to me, otherwise I won't be able to protect you."

Zhan Bo smiled and said: "I've grown up, you can't protect me all the time. You'll get married too, will you still leave me an attic in the new house? Do you think I'll always be just a naive fool in your eyes? I have thought about it carefully, I have been protected by you since childhood, now it is time for me to protect and help others, this is what I want to do."

Seeing that he was determined to go, Yifei sighed: "Where did you get this stupid energy?"

Zhanbo smiled and asked what the third level was.Even if he was completely defeated, it could at most prove that he was not capable enough, but not that he had no determination.So the third level doesn't matter whether you win or lose.

Yifei looked seriously at her younger brother who seemed to have grown up overnight, and a smile slowly formed on the corner of her mouth: "No need...you have already won."

"Huh?" This time it was Zhanbo's turn to be surprised.

The first level is called calmness, the second level is called courage, and the third level is called persistence. Zhanbo went around such a big circle and was still persuading her, and finally moved Yifei with his sincerity and perseverance. "I love you, sister!" Zhanbo hugged Yifei excitedly, stood up suddenly, stood on the step where he had been defeated countless times, and shouted: "I know why I can't jump, because One thing missing is support! Now I have it!"

Guan Gu, Yoyo and Zeng Xiaoxian came back after eating and drinking, saw Zhan Bo's appearance, thought he was still brewing, and laughed again.Guan Gu said: "Zhanbo, you won't have to dance for another two hours this time, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Pay attention to safety, jump early and finish work early, die early and live early!" Yoyo said: "Jumping over is Huang Feihong, If you can’t jump over it, it’s colorful, dear!”

Zhanbo picked up a bottle of drink, drank it silently, then stepped back, started running, sprinting, and jumping!Just in an instant, the abyss that had terrified him disappeared, and only the ideal country on the other side was calling for him.Facts have proved that his calculation is completely correct. Once the psychological barrier is removed, it is not a problem to jump over.The moment Zhanbo landed safely, everyone cheered in unison.

"Go and open the door, tell us what's behind the door?" Zeng Xiaoxian urged him anxiously.

But Zhanbo said with a smile: "Let's drive together, it's not difficult to jump over, beat yourself, the desire is now!"

"I'll come first," Yoyo stood up first, "From now on, I won't procrastinate anymore!"

Guan Gu also stood up proudly, and after thinking about it, he asked Yoyo: "Honey, if I jump over too, can I elevate the wedding background board to chicken blood red?"

Youyou replied with a smile: "Man Jianghong is fine!"

Zeng Xiaoxian also stood up and looked downstairs, still a little timid: "I have short legs, Zhanbo, please go ahead!"

Seeing that the three of them also went crazy, Yifei shook his head disdainfully.But just when the three of them were about to take off, Zhan Bo discovered that there was actually a safety staircase in that building!So...the three heroes turned around and went downstairs, and hurriedly climbed to the top of the opposite building under Yifei's white eyes.

"Sister, come here too, let's open the door together." Zhanbo invited from across the air.Yifei disdainfully refused: "Forget it, I'm not as boring as you."

The four of them stopped caring about her.The door opened, "Wow! Oh! Huh? Damn!" The four people exclaimed, with weird expressions on their faces, and filed in.

"What did you see?!" Yifei finally couldn't help being curious, "Hey! Hey! Answer me!" But there was no more sound from the other side.Worried, Yifei took off on the spot, landed lightly on the roof opposite, and opened the magic door vigilantly.

"Sapress!" The four stood behind the door and shouted in unison.

Yifei remained motionless, silently wiping away the saliva sprayed on her face.

Some things that have been fantasized for a long time, only to find out in the end that they are not what they expected-neither beautiful nor scary.Like the world behind this door, just a forgotten broom closet.But still can't stop the young heart, longing for it, daydreaming about it, and crazy about it.Skip the hurdle in front of you, red thoughts, maybe only blue impulses are left.But you will really find that the things you want to throw away have been left behind, and those you want to get have been firmly held in the palm of your hand.

A few days later, Zhanbo hugged and bid farewell to everyone. The boy who was ignorant yesterday has become a guardian of the earth today.Maybe tomorrow in a corner of the earth, we will see you again!

(End of this chapter)