I'm crazy when I meet you

Chapter 8

I met Xie Yi when I was five years old. At that time, the Xiao family's business had just started in the local area. My parents, uncles and aunts were busy looking after the company. Xiao Qing and her cousin Xiao Fan were sent to the countryside to live with their grandfather.

Xie's family happened to live next door to Grandpa's.In Xiao Qing's memory, the boy with the strange name was very mischievous, he climbed mountains and trees, and often caught Xiao Qing out to be his playmate.Playing with mud on the ground all day, making clothes colorful, so that every time Xiao Qing's mother came, the cold eyes made little Xiao Qing's legs tremble.

Later, they went to elementary school and middle school together, and happened to be admitted to a city in university, and the relationship became stronger and stronger. He regarded Xiao Qing as the little sister next door, and Xiao Qing also regarded him as a good buddy.In short, it was a very simple childhood sweetheart, and no bloody incidents happened during the period.

The turning point came in the freshman year.

Xiao Qing happened to be in her freshman year, and she was the youngest of her sisters. Her birthday happened to be on the weekend. To celebrate her coming of age, sisters Wei Nan and Qi Juan organized a birthday party for her Paty.

The party was held in a small bar near the school. The three sisters pooled their wallets for the night show, and invited a lot of classmates and friends to support the scene. Everyone had a lively night and their emotions were very high.It was rare for Xiao Qing to put on a beautiful little dress, and was forced by Qi Juan to put on makeup. Surrounded by a group of people, Xiao Qing went to the stage to deliver an "adult speech".

Standing on the stage and being watched by so many pairs of eyes, it was inevitable that she felt a little nervous. Xiao Qing took a deep breath, clenched her fists, and began to speak nervously——

"It's not easy to grow safely for 18 years on this troubled earth. Now, I'm about to enter the ranks of adults, and I'm very excited! Thank you very much for coming to my birthday party, Spend this unforgettable night with me!"

This speech was written by sister Qi Juan, and Xiao Qing memorized it last night, and there is a paragraph behind it:
"To express my gratitude, I have decided to..."

Xiao Qing was reciting the manuscript when a burst of laughter suddenly came from the corner.

Xiao Qing didn't know why, so she coughed and continued to recite: "To express my gratitude..."

A group of people in the corner started laughing.

Xiao Qing didn't understand what they were laughing at, thinking that she had lost all her clothes or said something wrong, she looked at Qi Juan and Wei Nan next to her with some anxiety, the two sisters shrugged and shook their heads, expressing that they didn't know either.

Xiao Qing stood there awkwardly alone and was laughed at by everyone. The warm yellow lights on the stage projected on her body, showing a flushed face.My mind was in a mess, and the manuscript after the sentence "my thanks" was instantly forgotten.

Suddenly, a boy stood up from the corner, walked up to Xiao Qing, and stretched out his hand to pat Xiao Qing's shoulder with a smile, "Xiao Qing, your thanks are here, what can I order?" It's still the kind of... playboy's tone of teasing people...

Wei Nan and Qi Juan next to each other took a sip of their drink.

Xiao Qing was so angry that her face was flushed, and she stared at him with wide eyes, unable to speak for a while.

The laughter just now must be caused by his idiot!
Thank you for the bastard's self-consciousness that he didn't make a mistake at all, and he took his hand back in a graceful manner, jokingly said: "Don't say 'thank you' anymore, although we are childhood sweethearts, if you say it in front of everyone, I will also I'm sorry." He said, rubbing his blushing cheeks.

The audience suddenly roared with laughter.

"So this is Xiao Qing's 'thank you'!" "Student Xie, you should give yourself to Xiao Qing as a gift, she even said that you are hers."

Xie Yi turned around and cursed at the group of booing people in the corner: "Have you guys said enough? My Xiao Qing is even embarrassed, didn't you see her blushing?"

It's getting darker and darker...

To be honest, at that time Xiao Qing really wanted to find a prop to make him shut up.It would be best to hit a whole big watermelon on top of his head, or an iron pan would do, just hit him on the head.

It's a pity that she was standing on the stage with no props around her, and it was difficult to smash a microphone in her hand, so she could only grit her teeth and stare at the thank you who didn't know where she was wrong and tried to save the scene with cold jokes.

It was also from that day that many people thought that Xie Yi liked Xiao Qing, and Xiao Qing liked Xie Qing. No one knew whether Xiao Qing blushed with anger or shame, and no one knew that Xie Xi blushed because of drinking some beer.

He did drink too much that day.

In short, the two of them suddenly became a pair of childhood sweethearts, and they also became the object of teasing and teasing by friends. Whenever there is a party or outing, as long as there is gratitude, Xiao Qing will inevitably be teased by others——

"Hey, Xiao Qing, your thanks have come, what's your order?"

——I learned from that night, thanking the playboy tone of molesting Xiao Qing in public.

At this time, Xiao Qing wanted to get down on the ground and dig hard, dig a hole, and bury herself.

During college, I endured two years of inexplicable scandals, and I finally endured the gratitude and left the country. I thought my ears were quiet. Unexpectedly, I saw an old friend on the streets of New York today and couldn’t help but ran to talk about the past, and this thought was triggered again. The inexplicable guilt of a man without roots.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so nice to you back then, and let you misunderstand."

"Xiao Qing, you are too stupid to come all this way alone for me..."

"But, I really can't answer you."

"In my heart, you will always be the best friend."

"I wish you happiness."

The words of gratitude and affectionate words echoed clearly in her ears, especially the words "I wish you happiness", which blew through Xiao Qing's mind over and over again like a storm, causing her whole body to have batch after batch of ecstasy. cold hair.

Her visit to New York this time was indeed full of tragedies!The best men I met one after another!
I used three pages of paper to record Shen Junze's crimes yesterday, but today I am writing this stupid thank you, three pages are not enough!

……

Depressedly, Xiao Qing drew Xie Xie's name on the paper and crossed it a hundred times. After going to the bathroom to take a hot shower, she lay down on the bed and closed her eyes. Just as she was getting a little sleepy, the phone in the hotel room suddenly rang.

Xiao Qing answered the phone in a daze, when she heard a familiar voice next to her ear.

"Xiao Qing, are you asleep?"

That gentle voice successfully jolted the drowsy Xiao Qing's whole body, and woke her up completely.

"No...didn't sleep. You...what's the matter with you?" He deliberately kept his ears half a meter away from the microphone, in order to prevent himself from being disgusted to death by hearing his tragic performance again.

Thank you for a pause, then said softly: "Then go to bed early."

Xiao Qing became ruthless, and gave it all up: "... If there is anything, you'd better just say it."

"Huh?" The thankful tone was very innocent, after a pause, he smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just called to see if you were asleep."

This man is just looking for a style when he has nothing to do!
The cells in Xiao Qing's whole body were about to explode. After calming down for a while, she took a deep breath and said into the microphone in frustration: "Thank you, what else do you want to say, can you finish it once? Although my nerves are very tough, I can't stand it." Think of your frequent tug-of-war..."

Xie Xi was silent for a long time, and then said cautiously: "Minghui and I are getting married, and the wedding date is set for this weekend."

Minghui?Sister Minghui, who was beautiful, gentle, and treated her well in college, is getting married?

Just as Xiao Qing wanted to say congratulations excitedly, she heard Xie Yi change the subject and lowered her voice——

"Xiao Qing, don't be sad."

You are sad, your whole family is sad.

"Actually, I have the same feeling for you as I do for your brother Xiao Fan, pure buddy. I haven't even seen you as a woman."

Are you turning a corner and scolding me for not being a woman? !My brother is a man and I am a woman, both feel the same, you are so awesome!
"Xiao Qing, why don't you speak?"

What should I say?
"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry."

I am more interested in crying for your mourning!

Xiao Qing clutched the microphone with a headache, took a deep breath, and calmly said: "That's enough, thank you, I'm really not sad, you married Sister Minghui, I'm very happy for you, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by thanks: "We have been playing since we were young, don't I know you? Every time your voice is particularly calm, it proves that your mood is particularly disturbed."

I'm not calm because I wish I could transform into a female ghost and crawl over and strangle you to death!
Xiao Qing gritted her teeth with hatred on the other end of the phone, and thanked her for continuing to indulge in tragic self-indulgence: "I know a lot of excellent men, I will introduce one to you someday. You said that you are already 22, and you have never been in a relationship. But when I think about it, I feel that I'm sorry for you..."

Xiao Qing couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at the other end of the phone: "You are enough! I only think of you as a friend, and I have no other ideas. I have long forgotten those old things, so don't take it to heart and feel that you are sorry for me. Really Nothing like that. Did you hear me clearly?!"

Xie Xie was silent for a moment, then softened his voice: "I know, you only yell so loudly when you are very sad."

"..."

"Xiao Qing, just yell at me, and yell out all the pain in your heart, so that you will be more comfortable. I am willing to be a listener."

"..." Xiao Qing fell silent.

Xie Xi was also silent, and concentrated on being a listener.

After a long time, Xiao Qing wanted to cry but said without tears: "I really don't feel bad, can you forgive me?"

Xie Yi was startled, and asked belatedly, "Aren't you sad anymore? I thought you'd been waiting for me to turn around."

— Waiting for you to turn around?Just kidding, you better never look back.Go ahead and step out of the earth!Get out of my sight!

"You think too much." Xiao Qing said with a cold face.

"Before that, every time they made fun of us, you would blush and turn your head away from looking at me. I thought you had been secretly in love with me..."

——It's angry to blush!Turning your head away, it's not that you don't dare to look at it, it's that you don't want to see your big pie face with a big smile!Otherwise I would have the urge to rush over and tear it apart!

Xie Yi was silent for a while, and suddenly asked sharply: "Since you have stopped being sad, why haven't you found a boyfriend?"

Xiao Qing's brain became hot, and she blurted out: "Who says I don't have a boyfriend, you look down on people too much."

"Hey, don't lie to me, you haven't even held a man's hand before."

"Who lied to you." Xiao Qing continued to slap her swollen face to pretend to be fat, "I fell in love after you went abroad. Let me tell you, he is super nice, and I really like him."

"Really?" The tone of gratitude suddenly became very excited and joyful, as if he finally let go of a big burden and breathed a sigh of relief, "I feel relieved when you say that. We are still good friends, right?"

"Well... yes..." Xiao Qing said weakly.

"Then introduce someone from your family to me some other day?"

"This..." Xiao Qing felt as if she had dug a fire pit for herself.Of course, the fire pit is also better than the tragic bombardment of thanking this acting talent who has watched many Qiong Yao dramas.

"Are you still hesitating? Isn't your boyfriend here? Then what are you doing abroad alone?"

"Uh……"

"Or you don't have a boyfriend at all, are you lying to me?"

"...No." This is really nothing.

"Then introduce me some other day."

"Hmm..." Xiao Qing nodded with difficulty.

After Xie Yi hung up the phone, Xiao Qing stared into the microphone in a daze.

If you don't use the boyfriend's trick to block him, this thank you will really pester her endlessly to play tragic dramas.

It's also her fault, she has a straightforward personality, she doesn't want to care about many things, she never took the jokes of her friends seriously, so she just laughed it off, never took it to heart, let alone explained anything to Xie Yi.I always feel that this kind of teasing joke, once explained, is more like a ghost in my heart.

Unexpectedly, thanks for the misunderstanding, the direction was too far.She actually thought she had been secretly in love with him, so she was embarrassed to explain.I have always been in love with him secretly, so I am shy and blush and even dare not look at him...

Xiao Qing was lying on the bed, her whole body was as weak as if she had been cramped.

Hey, unlucky, unlucky, how come the God of Plague who was sent away with great difficulty was brought back again?You shouldn't recognize him on the street today, and tell you to run to reminisce about the old days. If you reminisce about the past, something will happen, right?

Xiao Qing was so regretful that her intestines turned green. After much deliberation, she still felt that she needed to find a fake boyfriend to completely put an end to the narcissism of "being secretly in love with the little girl next door for many years" and the intense feeling of "I'm sorry she delayed her youth". guilt.

Just this "boyfriend" candidate...

I don't know many people in the United States, and the friends in China are all good buddies who are grateful. If you cheat, you will definitely get into trouble.It's not easy to find someone who is not very familiar with thanks, and to get by...

Xiao Qing's eyes lit up, yes, Jesen, he is a good candidate!
Thinking of this, Xiao Qing immediately got up from the bed, picked up the hotel phone and dialed Jesen's cell phone.

"Xiao Qing?"

Xiao Qing was moved to tears by the deep male voice that came from her ear.

"How do you know it was me?"

"Guess." Shen Jun said casually.

This girl probably did something wrong again, she didn't bring a mobile phone charger last time, so she didn't bring a laptop charger this time, right?

Shen Jun was wondering, so he heard Xiao Qing ask: "By the way, are you familiar with Xie Yi?"

Shen Jun was stunned, "Not very familiar. I just met recently."

"Great!" Xiao Qing said happily, "Then can I ask you for a favor?"

——That smiling, polite, and sincere voice is comparable to China Mobile's customer service.

Shen Jun was really embarrassed to refuse her such a polite request directly, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Say it."

"Just spare an hour to pretend to be my boyfriend!"

"..." Shen Jun was silent for a while, in order to confirm that he was not hallucinating, he lowered his voice and asked word by word, "Pretending...your...what?"

Xiao Qing was taken aback by his deep voice, and said with some guilt: "Hehe, I know this request is a little presumptuous, but... just pretend to be my boyfriend! Just for an hour? Please, please, you Stand next to me without saying a word, just use it as a prop! Leave everything to me!"

props...

"Is it okay? I don't know many people here, so just help me this time, please!"

"Uh……"

"Thank you! Thank you so much! I'll wait for you at the entrance of the hotel at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, see you soon! Bye!"

"..."

After Xiao Qing hung up the phone, Shen Junze's froze brain finally restarted.

Did he agree just now?He doesn't remember saying yes.

He accidentally said "uh" because of the word "props", and Xiao Qing heard it as "um"?
So this agreed?
……

Shen Jun suddenly felt as if a huge rock had been pressed on his head, and his chest was so stuffy that he wanted to vomit blood.

It was because he had been looking for someone to pretend to be himself to coax Xiao Qing. Unfortunately, he got home and hired a thank you to be an actor, but the actor left him aside and had a "childhood sweetheart reunion" with Xiao Qing in front of him. It was not easy for her younger brother to continue to pretend to be herself by adapting to the situation, and finally got away with it, thinking that Xiao Qing's side was finally quiet, but in the end, Xiao Qing asked him to pretend to be...boyfriend?

He asked an actor to pretend to be himself to deceive Xiao Qing, but now, he himself has become the actor hired by Xiao Qing to deceive others?Retribution came so quickly?

Shen Jun put down his phone, the expression on his face was extremely ugly.

——This feeling is really bad, like a hunter put a holster on his prey, walked around, only to find that the holster returned to his neck.

(End of this chapter)