I'm crazy when I meet you

Chapter 9

Although Shen Jun had always had the urge to "stuff Xiao Qing into a sack and throw the earth", but after much deliberation, he drove to the door of the hotel depressedly the next afternoon.

He had already offended Xiao Qing because of a mistake at the airport that time, if he offended Xiao Qing again this time as Jesen, he was afraid that the girl would stab him in the chest with a fruit knife on the spur of the moment.

Besides, the headache is still to come. Grandpa likes Xiao Qing as much as his own granddaughter. Even if he is not afraid of offending Xiao Qing, he still has to worry about the feelings of the elderly with high blood pressure...

Shen Jun suddenly discovered that since Xiao Qing's appearance, his peaceful life has become dire and chaotic. Sometimes the snow mountain collapses, sometimes the volcano erupts, all kinds of strong stimuli challenge his bottom line all the time, almost all the nerves in his brain It is tense, and there is a possibility that at any moment, under a certain unexpected movement of Xiao Qing, they will all break with a "snap".

Shen Jun drove the car all the way to the door of the hotel with a gloomy face. Xiao Qing had been waiting there for a long time. Today she changed into a pure white dress with a little wavy pattern on the hem, and a simple A blue hairpin clipped part of her bangs on top of her head, revealing a smooth forehead.From a distance, it is called pure...you can squeeze out water.

But for some reason, Shen Jun always felt that every time he saw her dressed like a lady, he felt a sense of disillusionment like "five thunders struck the top".

A person's first impression of another person is still very important.Xiao Qing's terrifying image was deeply ingrained in his heart from the day he saw her cursing him loudly.No matter how ladylike she looks now, Shen Jun still can't accept this psychological gap.

What's more, her character is really... very abstract.

Sure enough, as soon as the abstract Xiao Qing saw Shen Junze, she ran over with a smile, as fast as a rabbit.Jumping in front of Shen Junze, stepped on the brakes and stood still, said happily: "It's great that you are here, I was afraid that you would let me go!"

"...how could it be." Shen Jun's face was a little stiff.

Xiao Qing hurriedly said: "Just kidding! How could you let me go. Let's go, go to the coffee shop, we have already reserved a seat."

"……Um."

Shen Jun, on the other hand, had a stiff face, and walked over to open the car door for her. Xiao Qing quickly got into the car cleverly, and quickly fastened the seat belt.Shen Jun walked to the other side and was about to open the door to get into the car when he heard the sound of cameras snapping and taking pictures not far away, mixed with a few people's whispered discussions——

"See, isn't the man at the door Shen Junze?"

"Yes, yes, I haven't seen him since he graduated. He was quite famous in school before, and I often saw him at those award ceremonies."

"Yeah, I admired him back then and wanted to chase him back. It's a pity that he was indifferent and rejected many women who pursued him. My crush on him was strangled in the cradle." The girl's tone sounded very resentful.

"I didn't expect him to change as soon as he graduated. He actually hid his mistress in the golden house outside and secretly hid his mistress in the hotel."

"Don't tell me, that girl is quite beautiful, and she looks very innocent. She seems to be in her early twenties, and she is still a student... Hey, why are men so despicable these days."

"That's right, he's too ruthless even for such a simple student girl."

"It's not kind, it's a model of a beast in clothes."

"I suddenly realized that I, who had a crush on him back then, was really blind."

"It's a good thing you gave up in time, otherwise, how many cuckolds would he give you?"

"..."

Shen Jun stood on the spot, silent for a long time, the expression on his face stiffened again and again, until finally even his muscles became numb.

Listening to the voices of discussion gradually going away, anger rushed up from the soles of his feet, and his heart almost turned into a balloon that was inflated to the extreme.

What are they saying?Xiao Qing is his mistress raised in the hotel?To say that he was a despicable and obscenely dressed beast for attacking such a simple female student? !

Please, are those two blind?Does Xiao Qing look like a pure and innocent little sheep?

She's a tigress hiding a knife behind her smile, okay?
Shen Jun couldn't help but look at Xiao Qing who was sitting in the car and smiling with a cold face.

This woman is indeed his disaster. The good reputation he has maintained in school for many years has been ruined just like that. The gossip girls just now are famous gossips in S University. He can imagine that the news will spread all over the world soon. School forums... well, he's going to be famous again.

God bless, Xiao Qing don't do anything to challenge his bottom line today, otherwise his good self-cultivation will be ruined, he really doesn't want to hire a killer to deal with this woman!

When Shen Jun got into the car, his face was very ugly. Xiao Qing glanced at him, and couldn't help but asked with concern: "What's wrong with you, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Shen Jun was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "It's okay." Then he bit the bullet and started the car under Xiao Qing's worried eyes.

His tone was very depressed, as if there was a great pain in his heart that could not be expressed.Xiao Qing couldn't help but said worriedly: "If you feel uncomfortable, you should take some medicine. I have a good sister who is a medical student. She once told me, don't underestimate those minor illnesses. It may become pneumonia. If the stomach pain is left alone, there may be gastric ulcer. If the stomach pain is left alone, there may be intestinal perforation." After a pause, "Where are you hurting now?"

"..." Shen Jun was speechless to her, and by the way, to her sister.He has a headache, is it okay to have a headache?

"Where you feel uncomfortable, you should go to the hospital to have a look. It won't get better if you frown and endure."

"..." My headache is splitting!
"Why don't I call Xie Xie to talk about it, let's do this scene another day, you go to the hospital for emergency treatment, and ask the doctor to give you a bottle of suspension needle..."

"That's enough, stop talking!" Shen Jun interrupted her impatiently, with a very bad tone, he turned his head to get angry at her, but saw Xiao Qing's surprised and hurt expression.

"I... did I say the wrong thing?"

Seeing her stunned expression, Shen Jun's heart suddenly softened.

I really can't do anything with this woman!The one who got angry at her just now was really inexplicable, and even lost his usual demeanor.

"..." Shen Jun turned back and looked straight ahead with a cold face, deliberately ignoring Xiao Qing's sad expression, and explained in a low voice, "I don't like chatting with others while driving. If you have something to say, get out of the car and talk about it."

"Oh!" Xiao Qing's complexion changed quickly, and she nodded with a smile, "I understand, you can concentrate on driving, I won't bother you anymore, safety is the most important thing. Driving distractedly is indeed harmful to others and yourself."

After finishing speaking, he really shut up and stopped talking, took a magazine and concentrated on reading it.

...so easy to cheat?

Shen Jun looked at her serious reading profile from the rearview mirror, and sometimes covered her mouth and snickered because of the interesting things in the magazine. The more she looked at her, the more she felt so stupid... so childish... so boring... so abstract... …

Seeing her laughing and entertaining herself all the time, Shen Jun's hand holding the steering wheel was clenched even tighter, and even his blood vessels burst.

His mood was so complicated that it was indescribable.I always feel that I am going crazy by her torture.Ever since I met this off-line guy, I have sometimes been depressed, sometimes irritable, sometimes guilty, sometimes regretful, most of the time I can't laugh or cry, and a small part of the time I want to cry without tears.

If Xiao Qing's big trouble is not resolved, he should go to the mental hospital in a few days.

……

Half an hour later, the two finally arrived at the agreed coffee shop.

This coffee shop is next to the green grass by the park, and there is a small fountain at the entrance. The fine water droplets spray out various beautiful shapes with the rhythm of the music.The coffee shop is divided into upper and lower floors. The downstairs lobby is brightly lit, and there are many green plants beside the bar, and crystal clear water droplets can even be seen on it.Follow the carved stairs to the second floor, the environment is more elegant than the first floor, the purple lighting adds a sense of mystery, and the woven rattan chairs look very comfortable and full of style.

As soon as you enter the room, you can feel the air-conditioning mixed with the aroma of coffee, and you can hear the beautiful piano music from time to time. It is indeed the best place for couples to date.

However, walking side by side with Xiao Qing into this well-known couple's cafe and being stared at by the waiters with ambiguous eyes still made Shen Junze very uncomfortable.He hadn't even touched the girl's hand, yet he was misunderstood as a despicable and indecently dressed animal. It was the biggest injustice case of the year!

Maintaining this awkward feeling, she walked to the seat she had reserved, and saw a man sitting there looking out the window.

He remained motionless, watching the clouds in the sky calmly, like a poet full of sadness.

The corner of Shen Junze's mouth couldn't help twitching.Thanks for this, have you learned acting and become obsessed?Do you need to have such an "esoteric" expression when drinking coffee?

Xie Yi heard the movement, and hurriedly recovered from the state of being immersed in acting. When he turned his head and saw the man next to Xiao Qing, the expression on his face was as if he had bumped into a ghost in broad daylight, and his mouth was directly opened into an O shape.

——Which show is this acting in?

Before Xie Yi could react, Shen Jun pretended to be gentle and opened the chair for Xiao Qing, letting Xiao Qing sit in it.

Xiao Qing was also clever, and hurriedly pretended to be sweet and turned around and smiled at him, "Thank you."

Shen Jun was stiffened by that sweet smile.But...the scene of the fake couple still needs to continue.So he calmly smiled at Xie Yi, and stretched out his hand: "Hi, I'm Xiao Qing's boyfriend Jesen."

Xie Xie looked at Xiao Qing suspiciously.

Xiao Qing hurriedly said: "Why, do you think that I will find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend to deceive you? Don't worry, Jesen is really my boyfriend. We have been together for two years, and our relationship is very good."

After finishing speaking, she looked at Shen Junze and winked at him.

Shen Jun nodded deeply, "Well, we are indeed lovers."

But I couldn't help wondering in my heart, I really underestimated this Xiao Qing, she was so eloquent when she told a lie, her expression didn't change for a moment.I thought he was the only one who could act, but it turned out that she was also an expert in this area.If it wasn't for the misunderstanding, maybe the two of them could compete in acting?

Thank you or look skeptical.It's no wonder that the man opposite told him to pretend to be Ajie's brother to deceive Xiao Qing yesterday, but when he turned around, he suddenly became Xiao Qing's boyfriend, no one believed it.

Seeing that the two of them looked like a husband and wife sitting together, Xie Yi couldn't help asking: "How did you meet? One is in China and the other is in the United States, and they have been together for two years? Are you talking about spiritual love across the earth?"

Xiao Qing continued to make up nonsense: "Online dating."

Shen Jun decided to look down at the menu to maintain his calm expression.

He is just a prop, and props don't need to talk too much.Just listen to her make it up, and see what kind of shocking love story she, a girl with rich dreams, can make up. You can't describe him as a thousand-year-old vampire like on the plane, right?

Hearing Xiao Qing's words, the expression of gratitude was also very subtle.In his heart, Xiao Qing has always been a confused girl, he always felt that all these years she had only grown in IQ but not in EQ, and bringing up the subject of men to her even made him feel guilty for spoiling a little girl.

Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, this girl actually followed the trend and started dating online?

As far as he knows, the girls chatting online are very unrestrained, and some even turn on the camera while wearing only underwear... Cough cough...

Xie Yi couldn't help but cast a glance at Xiao Qing, and struck him to death with lightning. He couldn't even imagine how Xiao Qing managed to create an online relationship.

Seeing the shocked expression on Xie Yi's face, Xiao Qing couldn't help laughing and said, "Why are you laughing so hard, you? I'm not the kind of older young woman who randomly finds videos of people online. I met Jesen in an online game. , don’t judge us with that kind of colored thinking.”

Shen Jun gripped the menu tightly.Online games, this excuse is not bad.It's better than martial arts stories and vampire stories.

Xie Xie then heaved a sigh of relief, "Oh, online games, this... is more reliable."

"Yeah. It's true." Xiao Qing said with a smile, "You still remember Wei Nan and Qi Juan?"

"Remember. You've been inseparable since middle school."

Xiao Qing continued: "One time during the summer vacation, the three of us were idle and bored, so we went to play an online game called 'Dream of Rivers and Lakes' together. Wei Nan played Pharmacist, and Qi Juan was so perverted, so we went to play I got an assassin. Me, I can’t operate well, and I just played a difficult mage, and I was confused by the mage’s gorgeous clothes when I was choosing a career.”

"Hmm..." Xie Yi could imagine the tragedy of Xiao Qing operating a mage, and the tragedies of being chased and bitten to death by monsters again and again.

"Nannan found a husband in the game. He is a complete scumbag. He stole all the money and equipment from Nannan's account, and even made his own claim to forcefully divorce her. Xiaojuan and I were so angry that we ordered the whole server to chase after her." Kill him."

Xie Yan could imagine the spectacular scene of three women chasing down a murderous scumbag with a sword in their hands, and nodded with a complicated expression, "The three of you... are really not easy to offend."

Xiao Qing thought for a while, and continued: "One time, I was growing vegetables in the wild, and I happened to meet that bastard. As soon as my brain got hot, I rushed forward and wanted to kill him to avenge Nan Nan..."

"In the end you were killed by him?" Xie Xie said in a very unpleasant way.

Xiao Qing nodded sadly and angrily, "I had planned to knock him down before whipping his corpse, but in the end, I didn't do anything...he put me down first."

"Cough cough..."

Xie Xie couldn't help coughing a few times to cover up his urge to laugh wildly.

The corners of Shen Junze's lips twitched, and the menu that had been turned to the end turned upside down and turned forward again.It's not so easy to be a prop these days.Every word Xiao Qing said was like cutting his nerves with a knife.Is there something inherently missing in this girl's mind?Why did he feel that her whole body was full of a ridiculous aura.

Xiao Qing continued to say angrily: "That scumbag, he actually came to whip my corpse! The game is set so that if you die, you can be resurrected on the spot, but after the resurrection, you only have 10% of your blood volume. As soon as I revive him, he will kill him. Me, resurrected him and killed me again, and he actually squatted beside me, guarding the corpse and whipping the corpse for half an hour!"

"Ahem..." Xie Yi rubbed his nose and asked sympathetically, "And then?"

Xiao Qing rolled her eyes, "At this time, an assassin suddenly appeared, he knocked down that bastard with one move, and then stood beside me, waiting for that bastard to revive, he would instantly kill him, then revive, and then kill him instantly, for I have my revenge."

"That person is Jesen." Xiao Qing glanced at Jesen who was looking down at the menu next to him, and said sweetly, "I really like his character of jealousy."

Shen Jun, on the other hand, made props and continued to keep silent.

He was the assassin who stood by Xiao Qing's side to avenge her and whipped the man's corpse with an eye for an eye?This setting... He was very dissatisfied.If it was really him, he would never save Xiao Qing, he would join hands with that man to whip Xiao Qing's corpse.

(End of this chapter)