Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 14 Bronze Mirror (1)
After the matter of the little ghost Ma Yu is resolved, I can finally go in and out of the storage room at will.

There is very little furniture in the small second floor. I plan to organize the furniture in the storage room to see if there is anything that can be used.

When it was time to work, I realized that although there are many ghosts and ghosts living on the small second floor, they are either delicate female monsters, human heads with incomplete limbs, impotent little ghosts, or just adding to the chaos Reddy quack.

The labor force is actually only me!
After all the ghosts made it clear that they would not use spells to help me, I began to tidy up the room alone.

Although the room is full of piles, it is nothing more than tables, chairs and benches. The most useful one is a leather sofa, which must have been thrown in by the old man. I fooled Reddy Gaga into the living room with me. Reddy Gaga liked that sofa very much. Immediately after moving there, I jumped up and lay down on my stomach, unwilling to come down.

While arranging the furniture, I suddenly noticed the wall.

There was a large white cloth hanging over there.

I lifted the white cloth to look, and saw behind the white cloth was a bronze mirror of equal height.

It stands to reason that this bronze mirror is old and should have rusted a long time ago, but the bronze mirror in front of me is as bright as new, and the mirror surface is shining. I can even clearly see Yunmei talking to the little ghost at the door on the bronze mirror.

"Horsepower." Pai Yao asked me, "What do you think about that painted skin?"

What he said shocked me into a cold sweat, I quickly shook my hand and said, "I have no idea, no idea, I don't mean anything to her at all."

Pixiu continued: "From the first time I saw her, I wondered how she turned into a painted skin."

I didn't understand what he said: "What do you mean?"

"Painted skin has a physical body, not a ghost. At the same time, the main body is a human being, so it cannot be a demon."

"Why can't it be a demon?" I thought for a while, and suddenly realized.A flower is called a flower demon by cultivation, and a fox is called a fox demon by cultivation. I have never heard that a person can be called a human demon by cultivation. thing.

This practice is really simpler than other living things and non-living things, it only takes a few seconds.

"So I've been wondering, what the hell is she."

"It has to be changed by something? Is it impossible for someone to be born from a male painted skin and a female painted skin?"

Pixiu immediately denied my words: "There are no such monsters in this world."

Yunmei noticed that I was looking at her, and walked over with a smile.

Pixiu continued: "There is only one possibility, that is, she was skinned to death, and she had a strong resentment before she died, and that resentment was enough to make her degenerate into a demon."

I was startled and blurted out: "No way!"

"What's wrong?" Yunmei looked at me in surprise.

Yunmei is gentle and gentle, she doesn't seem to be resentful, I put down the cloth covering the bronze mirror, and asked: "Yunmei, do you remember how you died in the first place?"

"Dead?" Yun Mei blinked her eyes strangely.

"It's fine if you don't want to think about it." I sighed and said to her sincerely, "It's really hard for you, you can still keep calm after suffering such a miserable treatment. Hey, I will try my best not to think about your body in the future and pay more attention to it. of your heart."

"So..." Yun Mei tilted her head, "It's been so long, I seem to have really forgotten why I died."

So you see, the capacity of the human brain is limited, and people may not be able to remember everything if they live too long.

Yun Mei is obviously very concerned about this matter, thinking about it sullenly all morning.

In order to comfort her, I decided to go shopping with her.

As soon as I entered the vegetable market, I felt a lewd stare staring at us, Yunmei and I turned our heads tacitly, ignoring that stare.

It was a Taoist priest with a black beard, sitting on a small bench, a table was set up in front of the bench, and a bamboo pole was erected beside it, with the words "Iron mouth cut Li Botong straight" written on it.

While picking the pork belly, the owner of the gaze finally couldn't bear the loneliness and talked to Yun Mei: "Girl, I think you look gloomy, maybe you have something on your mind."

"Hmm... um..." Yun Mei wanted to act as if she didn't hear it, and because she knew that person, she couldn't be too indifferent, so she could only nod vaguely.

"Let's do the math."

Yun Mei shook her head in embarrassment: "No need."

"Believe in Pindao, who knows astronomy and geography on the top, is definitely not a suspicious person."

If it is not suspicious, there will be no more suspicious people in the world.This Taoist priest doesn’t know why he had to put a fortune-telling stall in the market. On the left is fish sellers, and on the right is chicken sellers. I don’t know what he did to offend his neighbors. The left side of the Taoist robe is full of fish scales, and the right side is full of chickens. Dung, but still pretending to be a fairy, calmly stroking his beard.

It's not difficult to pretend to be calm, but the difficult thing is that he still pretends to be when others know his true nature.Pretending to Li Botong's level is basically the extreme of pretending, because others pretend to be for outsiders to see, and he pretends to be for himself, reaching a true state of selflessness.

"I watched the stars last night, and I calculated that you will definitely come to buy vegetables today," Li Botong wiped off the water splashed on his face by the fish next to him, shook his head and drove away the rooster standing on his head, and said calmly, " So I'm here to wait for you."

Yunmei was relatively simple, and immediately fell for the trick, asking, "What are we waiting for?"

"I have something important to tell you."

"what's up?"

"Is there a big bronze mirror in your storage room?"

"correct."

Li Botong put away his smile and said to us seriously: "You must not stand in front of that bronze mirror at twelve o'clock in the evening! Remember, remember!"

"Ah."

His expression was very serious: "Remember, you must not go, absolutely not!"

So when it was almost midnight, Yunmei and I stood in front of the bronze mirror.

"Are you ready?" I asked Yunmei while holding the white cloth on the bronze mirror.The little ghost next to us didn't know what we were going to do, and looked at us suspiciously.

"Ready." Yun Mei clenched her fists and nodded nervously.

Originally, no one would run over to look in the mirror at midnight. This is a haunted house in itself, and whoever eats too much will run out to look in the mirror in the middle of the night.

But just as there must be more people posting a sign on the outside of the curtain saying that peeking is not allowed, the Taoist priest with black beard said that he could not stand in front of the mirror at twelve o'clock, which instead aroused our desire for knowledge and curiosity.

What the hell is going to happen?

"Is this okay?" Yunmei asked me in a low voice.

I said resignedly, "This is a ticking time bomb. According to my luck, even if we don't take the initiative to watch it now, we will have to watch it sooner or later. If the enemy doesn't move, we should take the initiative to attack now instead of being unprepared by then."

The minute hand approached 12 little by little. At the last second, I pulled the white cloth excitedly.

Only then did the little ghost realize what we were going to do, and he yelled out.

Following the little ghost's cry, the white cloth has been pulled away by me, and the bronze mirror that reflects Yunmei and me emits a dazzling yellow light.

The yellow light filled the entire eye sockets, my body was bathed in the warm light, the cry of the little ghost became farther and farther away, and my brain also turned into a familiar yellow with the light, and I couldn’t even see the surrounding scenery up.

There was a burst of children's laughter, followed by a woman's voice: "Hey, why are there two people?"

This voice seems to have been heard somewhere.

"Where is the monster!" The pixiu jade on my chest emits countless lights, shooting in all directions like arrows, "Hurry up and show yourself!"

The white arrows of light split the surrounding yellow light, forming a closed small space, but the surrounding airflow began to move rapidly, and then I heard the scream of the woman who spoke just now.

The yellow light dissipated immediately, and was replaced by a piece of white, surrounded by pure white, with no end in sight or entity.

Although I was standing, there seemed to be nothing under my feet, and my feet could not touch the ground. This was an indescribable feeling. My body seemed to have lost gravity and was floating in mid-air.

I looked around, Yunmei and the little ghost who were beside me just now were gone, and the Pixiu on the neck was also silent.

I looked around while calling their names, and immediately my sight was attracted by an object that suddenly appeared in this space. At first, the object was just a black spot that approached rapidly from a distance. Big.When it came to me, it had turned into a bronze mirror of equal height.

Although I am facing the bronze mirror, although there is a person in the bronze mirror, it is not me, but Yunmei.

Just as I opened my mouth to ask Yunmei why you are in the mirror, Yunmei exclaimed: "Horsepower, why are you in the mirror?"

Strange, is what Yunmei sees the same as what I see?

I said, "I see you in the mirror too."

Hearing what I said, Yun Mei panicked: "What?"

"Don't worry," I said, "we have to figure out who's in the mirror."

"Why did they separate!" Yun Mei stomped her feet, "It would be better if we were together."

I lowered my head and called Pixiu twice, but the guy didn't respond, and was about to look up when I suddenly saw a hand stretched out from the mirror.

The fingers are well-proportioned and slender, obviously a woman's hand.

Without even thinking about it, I immediately grabbed that hand and said, "So you can still stretch out your hand?"

Yun Mei's voice was very puzzled: "Hand? What hand? Horsepower...what are you pulling!"

I look in the mirror.Yunmei covered her mouth with her hands and looked at me in surprise.

My heart suddenly turned cold.

Yun Mei covers her mouth with both hands, so whose hand is it that I'm holding?
I turned my gaze to the place where the hand was stretched out, and there was a woman in red clothes lying on her stomach, her face was covered with messy long hair.

She looked up at me and gave me a sinister smile.

She has no skin on her face!The red flesh was exposed to the air, and even the teeth were seeping blood.

After looking at it this way, I realized that this woman not only has no skin on her face, but also has no skin on her body.

She is not wearing red clothes, she looks red because she has no skin!

I shuddered, and immediately let go, but that hand grabbed me backhand, with amazing strength, I couldn't break free, and was pulled in by her forcefully.

"Horsepower technique!" Seeing me being pulled in, Yunmei immediately reached out and grabbed the female ghost to pull my hand.

The moment she was grabbed by her, the female ghost screamed and turned into a puff of green smoke and rushed towards Yunmei!
"Ah!" Yunmei screamed and covered her face and squatted down, the green smoke rushed into Yunmei's body and disappeared.

"Yunmei!" I asked quickly, "Are you all right?"

Yun Mei kept squatting down with her face covered, motionless.

"Hey! Are you okay?" I asked in shock, "That one just now is your relative... After the skin is removed, you two look the same."

Yun Mei sat on the ground in a daze.The expression on his face was very strange.

I reached out and waved in front of her eyes: "Yun Mei, are you okay?"

After a while, Yun Mei slowly shook her head, pointed to the front and said, "I'm fine, look in the mirror."

"Mirror?" I turned my head to look, only to see that the copper mirror actually reflected other pictures.

The field of vision is very low. From the grass on the ground and the numbers in the distance, it can be seen that this should be a small forest.

There were three people in front of them. It was too dark to see their faces clearly, but from the outline of their clothes, it could be seen that they should be from a certain dynasty in China, but they were definitely not from modern times.

The angle of the picture in the mirror is very strange. I looked at it for a while before realizing that the mirror was viewed from a certain person's perspective.

The protagonist who watched all this should have been very weak, panting in pain all the time, his vision was sometimes clear and sometimes blurred, and kept shaking.In the end, it seemed that he didn't even have the strength to raise his head, so the picture stayed on the feet of those people.

"I beg you..." The woman's cries and begging for mercy sounded very weak, "Wang Sheng... you are really so... cruel..."

The men's discussion did not stop because of the woman's plea.

"Hurry up!"

"Don't pretend to be benevolent and righteous with me...it's all over, you still don't know what to do?"

"If you really find it...the glory and wealth..."

The conversations of those people were intermittent.Finally, a pair of feet wearing straw sandals approached the protagonist. At this time, the mirror's gaze slightly lifted up, and one could see that the person was holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

"I..." The weak female voice sounded, because it was so shrill, it sounded like it had changed its tone, "I... a ghost... I won't let you go..."

The kitchen knife raised and fell.

The mirror turned blood red.

A viscous sound sounded in the blood red, like an unskilled butcher skinning a cow.

The sound was so eerie that it made my hair stand on end.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a sound of footsteps, as if the group of people had walked away.

The mirror has always maintained a blood red color.

I had a premonition that I didn't want to, so I turned to look at Yunmei: "Do you understand?"

I don't know if I don't look at it, I was startled when I saw it, Yunmei stared at the mirror tightly, her eyes turned red.

At this moment, the sound of pattering rain suddenly came from the mirror.

I quickly turned my head to look, and with the sound of rain, the mirror gradually revealed the picture again, this time even more blurred than before, and I could only see a person in white clothes coming from a distance.

The man in white stopped in front of the mirror. Because of the angle, the mirror only reflected his legs.

Although he stepped on the muddy ground, his shoes didn't get muddy at all.

"I've already looked like this and haven't died yet... I can actually tie my soul to my body with hatred." The man asked, "Do you really want revenge that much?"

There was no answer to his question, but the man seemed to understand.

"Okay." The man in white said, "In this case, let me change your future fate."

Change your life!
I jumped up, rushed to the mirror and reached out to grab him: "Come out for me."

The mirror that was clearly able to pass through just now turned into a real copper surface, which cannot be passed through!
Seeing that the person who changed his life was on the other side of the mirror, but I couldn't catch him, so I scratched my head anxiously, thinking that if I can't catch him, you can show me his face, so I changed the angle and looked up from the bottom of the mirror Look.

But this mirror is flat, and I can't see anything outside the mirror no matter how I look at it.

I wished I could lift up the mirror and smash it, when the mirror went dark, and a tornado-like vortex formed, and the vortex had a strong attraction, I didn't pay attention for a while, half of my body was sucked in.

"Horsepower technique!" Yunmei immediately grabbed my other hand, but the power of the vortex was too great for the two of us to contend with. In the next second, Yunmei was sucked in along with me.

As soon as my body was in the mirror, I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I heard a familiar cry in my ear.

"Brother Ma! Yunmei!"

"Don't shit!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

"Mister Ma, you go all the way."

"Comrade Lei Feng, don't worry, we will definitely take care of your funeral, make it grand and grand!"

"My condolences, everyone. I will make a documentary and book about his life and spread it widely in the ghost world. The superiors will issue rigid indicators, stipulating that every unit must buy and watch it. On the one hand, it can commemorate Comrade Mashu. The ghost world of Yangming Village attracts investment, so Comrade Ma’s death is very valuable, his death is honorable, and his greatness supports the future economy of the ghost world of Yangming Village! Comrade Ma, rest in peace.”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo meat..."

"This...is called Reddy Gaga, right? Little comrade, don't be so pessimistic. There are royalties for the documentary, and the money must be enough to feed you for several lifetimes."

"Oh...then I won't cry anymore, you can die in peace with horsepower."

"Well... since he is dead, can his bed be given to me?"

I was so angry when I heard this.

I'm not dead yet, these two ghosts usually look forward to my death to plan such a detailed money-making one-stop economic development model?
And that Wang Liang, you are thinking about the stock under my bed, right?

I sat up awkwardly.

All the ghosts around me were taken aback.

The hanged ghost jumped up, hid behind Wang Liang, and patted his chest: "Oh, I'm scared of shit! Fake corpse!"

You are a ghost, and you are afraid of cheating corpses, it would be embarrassing to say it.

I said: "What fake corpse? I didn't die!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

"Oh," Sanniang was the first to react, and smiled, "So you're fine!"

Gou Fugui asked, "What's going on, little girl?"

Hey, you hypocrite, who was it just now... I was half angry, and suddenly realized something was wrong, what did he just say?little girl?
"Who are you talking about, little girl?"

When I asked this, the rest of the people were taken aback, and I was also taken aback. There seems to be something wrong with my voice.

"Yun Mei," the hanged ghost looked at me, "have you ever hit your head?"

Yunmei?

At this time, the man exclaimed, "Mistema is also awake!"

I turned my head and looked, my jaw almost dropped in surprise, I saw another 'me' lying on my stomach beside me, that I got up very awkwardly, then stroked my temple, and said, "I'm so dizzy."

From the mirror behind him, I saw my current appearance again, facing the surprised person in the mirror, that is, the current me - with a beautiful face!

My body covered my mouth in a very feminine position and I exclaimed, "What happened?"

Reddy Gaga looked at Yunmei's face, then ran over to look at my face, and said with a puzzled look, "Huh? Why is the face different from the body?"

Sanniang looked at me carefully: "Brother Ma?" Then she looked at my body: "Yunmei?"

I didn't understand until both sides nodded.

The bodies of Yunmei and I have been swapped!
What is this!

Now the mirror has turned into an ordinary bronze mirror again, and the mirror surface is so hard that you can't even poke a finger into it, let alone the whole person.

We sat in the living room and talked about what happened in the mirror. There were a bunch of ghosts and no one had experienced such an incident, and we talked about it for a long time without any results.

"I've heard of the exchange of souls between people." Don Xiangwang flipped through the folder in his hand and said, "But it's unheard of for people to exchange souls with Huapi. Speaking of which," he looked up at Yunmei, " Is Painted Skin a demon or a ghost?"

"So I didn't tell you guys, actually..." Yun Mei pinched the corner of her clothes, "I should be considered a devil."

With a bang, the crowd that had surrounded her all dispersed, standing five meters away and looking at him.

"Demon?" I asked, "is it like a gambler?"

"How can this be the same." Yun Mei stomped her feet, "I am good, but he is bad."

"That's not right." Gou Fugui said with a puffed stomach, "It stands to reason that he fell into the devil's way... oh girl Yunmei, stop stomping your feet, you stomp your feet with Comrade Lei Feng's body like a baby, it's very scary... …It stands to reason that falling into the evil way should be filled with hatred in your heart, how could you live such a healthy and sunny life, isn’t that right.”

"Yes, yes, what the leader said makes sense." Don Xiangwang nodded in agreement, and took a pen to write something in the notebook.

This guy is always recording when Gou Fugui talks, he is really a qualified film police secretary.

(End of this chapter)