Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 15 Bronze Mirror (2)
I leaned over to look at the Notebook of Never Forgetful while expressing emotion, only to find that he was nodding his head while drawing on the notebook. I think from the length and fineness of this painting, we can see how long Gou Fugui usually spends talking nonsense. Secretary's hardships.

Because what Don't Forget painted is the picture of Qingming Riverside.

"You..." I was about to point out what he was doing.Don't forget to turn over the pages of the notebook immediately, and stopped me with a look that is not easy to make a living in this world, you have also had a leader, you understand.

I was immediately shocked by the profound meaning in the eyes, nodded, threw him a look that I understood, and then swallowed the rest of the words. The simple and sincere revolutionary emotion between the classes.

"Miss Yunmei." The man asked Yunmei with his head, "Why did you fall into the devil's way, why?"

I quickly said, "Yunmei said she doesn't remember."

"So I don't remember." Yunmei said, "But after I went into the mirror yesterday, I remembered everything."

Hearing this, even I was taken aback: "What did you remember?"

"I remember..." Yun Mei took a deep breath, "The woman who was killed in the mirror at that time... was me."

I yelled, "It's you!"

"Yes." Yun Mei nodded, tears quickly filled her eyes, "It was those men who killed me."

The hanged ghost asked: "Ke Su, are they going to kill you because of Xiami?"

Yun Mei lowered her head, was silent for a while, and asked, "Have you heard the story of Huapi?"

"I've heard of it." Wang Liang said, "It's about a man named Wang Sheng who saw a beautiful woman on the road and took him home to hide in the golden house. Who knew that Wang Sheng's wife discovered that the beautiful woman was a monster with human skin, so the two of them I found a Taoist priest to collect the monster. The Taoist priest wanted to give the monster a way out and hung the whisk outside the door. Who knew that the monster tore the whisk and dug out Wang Sheng’s heart and ate it, so the Taoist priest took the monster in a rage. Thanks to the efforts of his wife, Wang Sheng was assisted by an expert to bring him back to life."

"Haha..." Yun Mei's expression became weirder when she heard the back, and finally she laughed bitterly, "Yes, it's the story, they made it up like this, hahahaha, ridiculous, ridiculous..." At the end, unexpectedly burst into tears.

We have never seen Yunmei like this before, and we all froze on the spot.

Reddy Gaga was the first to react, and said to Yunmei: "Don't cry, it's not good looking now, and it will be even uglier if you cry."

I know that his words are to comfort Yunmei, but why do I feel so sad when I hear them.

The hanged ghost asked: "Could it be that the truth is not Jiang Zidi?"

Yun Mei wiped her tears and said, "I was originally the daughter of a good family. I ran into Wang Sheng by chance. He said he fell in love with me at first sight and pestered me in every possible way. My family is very strict, and I rarely see such a rascal man." , Dogskin plasters generally can’t drive away. At first I felt bored, but after a long time, I found it interesting, and then he disappeared for a while, and I was so distraught that I couldn’t eat, swallow, sleep, or sleep. It was all stolen by this Wang Sheng. Thinking about it now, it was probably because my mother died young, my father was away all year round because of business, and my father’s wives and concubines humiliated me in every possible way, so I was too lonely.”

I really don't understand, isn't it a good thing, why does it become a red chamber accent when talking about the past.

"His origin is unknown, so my father would not marry me to him. But at that time, I was so obsessed with him that I couldn't help myself, and I would not marry unless he was my father. My father had no choice but to lock me in the room and not let me go out. I washed my face with tears all day long and became thinner day by day. Just when I thought I would never see Wang Sheng again, he suddenly appeared in front of my window and asked me to elope with him. I was still young and didn’t understand the world, and I hated my father for imprisoning me in my heart , so I went with him."

In a horror novel, the more romantic the beginning, the more tragic the ending.When I heard her say this, I knew it was over, and there must be nothing good in the future.

Sure enough, with tears in her eyes, Yun Mei said again: "After I went to his house with him, I found out that he was a prodigal and already had a wife. According to my background, I would never want to be raped by others no matter what. Concubine. But she has already got the notoriety of elopement, and the most important honor of the girl's family has been destroyed, so what face will she have to go back... Pity me, a lady from a rich family, who can only serve his wife and concubine humbly from now on. A main wife has five concubines, and I am the youngest."

Wang Liang and I were filled with righteous indignation, and enviously cursed: "The evil feudal society!" Reddy Gaga nodded vigorously, not knowing if he understood.

"I was bullied there, and I didn't have anyone to talk to. All kinds of grievances can only be held in my heart. The only good thing is that Wang Sheng is greedy for new things, and he treats me very well. I became the target of public criticism, and the thorn in the eyes of Wang Sheng's wives and concubines. Wang Sheng's wife, Mrs. Chen, began to spread rumors, saying that I was a monster, transformed by a fox in the mountains, and enchanted Wang Sheng with the magic tricks."

I don't know if it's because she cried too much, but I always feel that her eyes are glowing red.

"It's so stupid..." Sanniang curled her lips, "If it was a real vixen, he would have sucked away his energy and energy long ago, and left them spreading rumors." She glanced at me coquettishly, " Right, little brother."

I shivered, but I couldn't bear to look away. This fox spirit always has a special charm that people love and hate.

"Wang Sheng won't believe it?" said the hanged ghost, "Didn't he bring you here?"

"Ms. Chen hid freshly killed chickens in my room to frame me as a monster, or put fox fur in front of the window, saying it was left behind by my transformation, and so on. There are countless tricks. In the end Everyone thinks I'm a monster, and I can't argue with it. Wang Sheng scoffed at the rumors at first, but his trust was no match for three people becoming tigers. The wind blowing by the pillow finally became suspicious of me. It happened that Wang Sheng's Things didn't go well, Mrs. Chen said that I was a mourner and brought bad luck, so they found someone to tie me up, and wanted to kill me to drive away evil spirits, and then... I found out..." Yun Mei covered her face and said, "I I don't want to talk about..."

Gou Fugui shook his head, and sighed to Wu Xiangwang: "Look, feudal superstition kills people."

Wu Xiangwang nodded fiercely: "Stupid, too stupid!"

You two are the least qualified to say this!I asked Yunmei, "Why did they skin you?"

"They..." Yun Mei was stunned for a moment, then stammered and replied, "They... said that I would be able to show my original shape after peeling the skin, and they also said that the fox skin can be sold for a good price."

After hearing this, Sanniang smiled but said meaningfully: "Sometimes, human skin can be sold for a good price."

"It was the life-changer who helped you become a demon and turned you into a painted skin." Wang Liang asked, "Do you still remember what he looked like?"

Yun Mei twitched, and pinched the corner of her clothes with a blushing face: "I can't remember, but I remember that she looks quite good-looking."

When the skin is peeled and there is only one breath left, you can still judge whether the parents are good-looking or not!And why do I feel so disgusted watching my own body doing this kind of action.

"How about this." I said, "Let's stand in front of the mirror for a while at twelve o'clock today, and see if we can change it back."

Then Gou Fugui, Don't forget to go back to the underworld to check the relevant information of soul transformation.The hanged ghost sent Wang Liang home, Reddy Gaga saw that this was boring and went to play football with the little ghost with the man's head in his arms.

Yun Mei said: "Then I'll go prepare breakfast." Then she went into the kitchen, after a while, she heard the rattle of palm nuts in the kitchen, Yun Mei walked out in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, my body is not used to it. "

"It's okay, it's okay." I said, "You can take a rest, I have a computer in the room, you can watch movies and play games to relax."

Yunmei responded and entered my room.

I don't know if it's because she cried too much, but I always feel that her eyes are glowing red.

I really want to hear Pixiu's opinion, but no matter how I call him, he doesn't respond. The jade on the chest is usually smooth and round, with a layer of soft light, but today it looks like dry grass, losing its former beauty. brilliance.

It was rare for Sanniang not to go out, she half leaned on the sofa and looked at me: "Brother Ma, what do you think of Yunmei's story?"

I said: "After being hurt so much, she can still maintain a tender heart. She didn't take the road of breaking the law and retaliating against the society because of the darkness. I admire her attitude towards life very much."

"That's right." Sanniang smiled coquettishly, "If something like this happens to me, as revenge, I will definitely kill all the men in the world."

I rejoiced in my heart, fortunately it wasn't Sanniang who encountered this incident.

At this time, Yunmei came out of my room and walked out happily.

I was also very happy to see her in such a good mood, and asked with a smile, "Yunmei, where are you going?"

Yun Mei giggled and said, "I'm going to buy some materials."

"Go back early."

"En." Yunmei nodded briskly, "I will." Then she bounced away.

What on earth was she so happy to see?I returned to my room curiously, turned on the computer and looked at Yunmei's browsing and search records.

Then I completely petrified.

On the top of the search record is written - the manufacturing method of the atomic bomb of the weapon of mass destruction.

"It's normal like this." Sanniang laughed, "Only when you hate to the extreme can you become a demon. If you have become a demon, how can you not have any revenge?"

This is no longer the level of revenge against society, she wants to destroy the world!I was dumbfounded, she... what material is she going to buy?

"Don't worry." Sanniang comforted me, "These things are not available in the market."

"That's right." I breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to read the records below. The next query record made my blood coagulate again.

Yunmei registered an account on Baidu Zhizhi and asked, "Does anyone know the contact numbers of anti-government terrorist organizations?" "Where can I sell guns and ammunition?" "Where can I buy grenades wholesale?" Phone 130********".

As expected of the people around me, the posts they post all have my small advertisement style.

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that her account uses her real name, not Yunmei's real name, but my name—Ma Lishu's. Needless to say, the contact number she left is also my mobile phone.

Across the computer, I can feel the conscientious Internet police comrades in the motherland laughing at this idiot for daring to use his real name while quickly launching a cross-provincial hunt.

I almost burst into tears and ran out to find Yunmei.

When I found Yunmei, she had found the information from nowhere, and she was exchanging signs with someone at a Lanzhou ramen restaurant.

"The war is not over," Yunmei said.

The owner of Lanzhou Ramen replied solemnly: "A hymn of loyalty."

"Wake up, buddy! See the reality clearly!" I held Yunmei with one hand and the shopkeeper with the other, and said tearfully, "Osama bin Laden is dead."

After eating a bowl of beef noodles with meat, I finally used the method of spending money to appease the owner of Lanzhou Ramen.

"I really feel that this world is worthless." When I was dragging her back, Yunmei was still complaining, "God created a group of demons, which made me understand the cruelty of human beings through hardships." My nature is to let me survive and destroy this dark world. I want revenge!"

I never expected that the gentle and kind-hearted Yunmei would become so distorted when she regained her memory.

I went back and told the other ghosts on the small second floor, because Yunmei's body is mine, so all of them are gloating.It wasn't until the afternoon that Yunmei made dinner with rat poison as the main ingredient and pasted a few spells on the wall that were not enough to threaten her but could exorcise ghosts. Everyone realized the seriousness of the matter and stood firmly on my side. side.

"The situation is too dangerous now," the man said seriously, "The most urgent thing is to get the body back."

"Yes. Yes." The hanged ghost said, "It will be fine if you change it back and shrink it!"

That night, I pulled Yunmei to stand in front of the mirror again.

When the hour hand, minute hand, and second hand coincided at 12, I pulled off the cloth on the copper mirror like last time.

The bronze mirror stood quietly, nothing happened.

I turned twice in front of the bronze mirror: "Is there any other triggering conditions?"

"Oh..." the man sighed with emotion, "It seems that I can't change it back for the time being."

Yun Mei burst into tears: "I...although I like to change my skin, but at least I am a particular person...now..." She glanced at her body and covered her face sadly.

"Why did you run into the little ghost's room in the middle of the night." Sanniang, who had been communicating with the little ghost, asked, "I heard from the little ghost that you ran to look in the mirror on purpose?"

Yunmei and I exclaimed at the same time: "Ah!"

It is really a word that awakens the dreamer. Since Li Botong, a Taoist priest with a black beard, told us about this, he must know something about this mirror.

Because Sanniang and Li Botong did not get along, we secretly went to find Li Botong the next day without telling Sanniang.

Li Botong set up a stall in the vegetable market as last time, this time his stall was very lively, surrounded by a bunch of aunts selling vegetables.

Li Botong was talking eloquently: "According to the hexagram, the price of vegetables and meat will increase relatively in the past year, but the price of salt and monosodium glutamate will not increase much... What? Others? Discount information? Hmm..." Li Botong frowned. He squeezed his head and counted for a while, and said, "At the end of this month, on the last Sunday... Carrefour's peanut oil special price... Next month's No. 16 Nandan Mall discount, shoes for seasonal sale, buy 738 get 37 free , buy 635 and get 39 free. What? You want to sell Xli C[-] black size [-] shoes, so don’t go there, it’s out of stock! Is X[-] size [-] available? Hey, don’t ask me all of them! Can you count the models one by one! Go ask the seller... when will the eight wolves have a discount? Let me figure it out... it should be in the middle of December..."

Look, this is the real fortune-telling, not divorced from reality, and closely related to the lives of the people.

"Since I have Lao Li." One of the aunts said with a smile, "I don't care about getting discounted advertisements anymore!"

"Advertising can't compare to Li Daochang. Li Daochang is targeted, environmentally friendly, green and pollution-free!"

"That is, if you can calculate these things, you are really good at fortune-telling. I have seen through it. Other fortune-tellers are all deceitful."

After finishing their fortune-telling, the aunts left happily, with satisfied smiles on everyone's faces.

Li Botong saw those aunts walking away, so he wiped off his sweat, took out the stack of discount advertisements sitting under his buttocks, and raised his beard to fan the wind.

I called out, "Uncle Li Botong."

Li Botong was taken aback. He wanted to hide the discount advertisement but didn’t know where to hide it. Seeing us getting closer, he simply put the advertisement on the fortune-telling table, pressed the discount advertisement with his body, and then put his head on one hand and smiled at us. nodded.

As a man, I didn't want to expose the vanity of the poor middle-aged male Taoist priest who wanted to get close to the aunt, so I also nodded to him.

Yun Mei said softly: "Master Dao, we have something to ask you about that mirror."

"Oh." Li Botong shuddered, and looked at Yunmei with a disgusted expression, "Apprentice, are you okay, why do you say this emphatically." After speaking, he reached out to touch Yunmei's forehead.

"Ah... I hate it!" Yun Mei screamed, and knocked off Li Botong's hand, then grabbed her chest and said, "Don't touch me, stinky rascal!"

All the voices in the market were suppressed by Yun Mei's shouts, and the eyes of the people in the whole market were diverted. Li Botong froze. The stall moved out: "So this fortune teller still has this hobby."

How did Li Botong know that my body was filled with Yunmei, his eyes widened in shock, and subconsciously wanted to go up to catch Yunmei: "No... Apprentice, are you alright?"

Yun Mei shielded her chest with both hands, took a small step backwards, then avoided her feet, and shouted: "Dead Taoist priest, do you want to die once and see?"

This movement, if Yunmei's original body is done, it must be delicate and cute, exciting, and can arouse a man's strong desire to protect.

But she is using my body now, so this action caused an uproar from the onlookers.

The fish seller and the chicken seller said: "This guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, write his face down, let's stay away from it in the future."

Don't forget your face!Remember how superficial the face is!Why don't you see the essence through the phenomenon!

Only then did Li Botong come to his senses, and hurriedly pulled Yunmei aside: "I said apprentice, are you too stressed and your brain is not working well? I also know that it is not easy to be a savior. If you have anything to say, you can talk to your uncle." , Uncle Master will enlighten you, huh?"

"I hate it," Yun Mei struggled to get rid of Li Botong's imprisonment, "it's unreasonable, let me go."

I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I patted Li Botong on the shoulder: "Uncle, let her go."

"What's going on? Are you broken in love? Someone stole your wallet? Or was it bitten by a dog..." Li Botong turned his head and stared at me fiercely, "Uncle?"

I said, "I'm a horsemanship."

"What?" Li Botong asked loudly, and I shook my hands at the fish and chicken sellers who came over to eavesdrop.

"It turned out to be like this, hehehehe, you really went to see it, it's really unpredictable!" Li Botong stroked his beard and said to me with a serious expression, "Master uncle is also very sad that this happened to you. Hahaha."

If you want to pretend to be sad, pretend to be comprehensive, don't pretend to be serious and smile.

I quickly grasped the loopholes in his words: "We really went to see it? Did you guess that we would go to see that mirror?"

"I, Li Bo, know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. I can count all the joys and sorrows in the world with a pinch of two fingers."

I said to Yunmei: "Yunmei, go and call Sanniang."

"Horsepower technique, you have to understand my master's painstaking efforts." Li Botong patted my shoulder and said, "Master's uncle is doing it for your own good."

"How to say?"

Li Botong took a look at Yunmei, pulled me aside, and said with a serious expression: "The enemy has already started to move, we must act before him."

"What's the meaning."

"Think about what happened recently." Li Botong said, "Whether it's a hanged ghost, a man's head, or a little ghost, Yunmei up to now, no matter which one, is inextricably linked to the person who changed her life." Relationship...Although the time of each person's incident is different, but now they are all gathered on the second floor, why is that?"

I thought about it, and got goosebumps on my body: "Could it be premeditated!"

"Yes." Li Botong nodded, "Although we don't know the identity of the person who changed his life, the only thing we can be sure of is what he is planning, and what he is planning is inextricably related to the second floor."

If this is a premeditated plan, it means that the person who changed his life had already laid out the plan a hundred years ago or even earlier. The scheming and ruthlessness of the people is really chilling!

(End of this chapter)