Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 19 Suspicion in the shroud store (2)
The second the light went out, I saw two porcelain figurines on the cabinet flying up and flying towards us.

There's something dirty attached to the china figurine!
Relying on the trajectory of the porcelain figure I saw last, I used the Tianshan Wuying Hand, and grabbed a porcelain figure indiscriminately.

I just breathed a sigh of relief when I suddenly felt a cold air hit my whole body in the hands holding the porcelain figurine.

I have been a Taoist priest for so long, and I probably have some concepts about ghosts and gods, and I immediately understood that the two ghosts attached to the porcelain figure wanted to transfer Yin Qi to me.I immediately wanted to throw away these two porcelain figurines, but who knew that the two porcelain figurines would stick to my hands and I couldn't get rid of them.

My two arms were about to freeze, and the sound of paper shaking and wooden sticks hitting the ground could be heard again in the room.

I stood in front of Sanniang and said, "Don't be afraid, Sanniang, I'm here."

Reddy Gaga hid behind Sanniang, and said, "Don't be afraid, Sanniang, there is horsepower."

While shaking my hands, I turned my head and asked Reddy Gaga: "Aren't you guarding the gate below?"

Reddy quack said confidently: "I'm afraid when it's dark."

I really haven't seen anyone braver than you, why don't you just say that you want to come up to join in the fun.I continued to shake my hands and asked him, "Have you seen Yunmei?"

"I didn't see it." Reddy looked at my trembling hand curiously, "What are you holding in your hand? I want to play too."

I have long been familiar with Reddy Gaga's amazing eyesight, and now my hands are trembling from the cold, if Huapi's body is stronger than human beings, I would have died on the spot at this moment, listen to what he said , said angrily: "Can't you steal it? If you steal it, I will play with you."

Before I finished speaking, I lightened my hand, Reddy Gaga stood in front of me, grabbed a porcelain figurine with one hand, and shouted: "Oh, why is it so cold! What is this?"

This guy actually stole the porcelain figurine.

Reddy thought about it for a while, then said with a smirk, "I see, the ice cream is cold!" Then he stuck out his tongue and licked the two porcelain figurines.

The two ghosts attached to the porcelain figurine were immediately revealed in disgust, and ghost figures like white mist appeared on the porcelain figurine.

"Not sweet." Reddy shuddered and said with a bitter face, "Cold..."

I said, "Those ghosts are playing tricks, of course it's cold."

Reddy tilted his head and thought for a while, and then shouted as if thinking of something: "By the way, you'll get hot after running!"

Then Reddy Gaga drew circles with her arms, swung her hands like hot wheels, screamed, and ran wildly in the room.

He heard the paper man knocked down by him and creaked under his feet.

I don't know if he is hot or not, but I know that the two ghosts attached to the porcelain figure must be uncomfortable.This intensity is the same as sitting on a spinning wheel that speeds up five times for 10 minutes. No one, no, no ghost can stand it.

"Brother Ma." Sanniang asked me with a smile, "Aren't you going to stop him?"

The three souls and seven souls of the two ghosts who were thrown away were about to disperse, and the souls that were about to be thrown out surrounded the porcelain man like fireflies.

"God has the virtue of good life..." I sighed, and yelled at Reddy with my hands around a horn, "but they are already dead, so they don't count as living. Quack, anyway, they attacked us first, Don't be polite to brother, just dump them to death!"

The ghost was so dumped that he couldn't even control the lights. The transformer buzzed for a while, and the lights came on again with a snap.

"Okay, it's not cold anymore." Reddy stopped sweating profusely, and the two ghosts' pale faces turned rosy, and they looked like living people, showing how serious the injuries were.

"It deserves it." I said, "It's more safe to be a porcelain person, and you have to come here to bully us. Isn't this asking for guilt?"

Sanniang covered her mouth with a fan and laughed.

So Sanniang didn't really want to intercede with them when she said that just now.

In other words, at present, there are two people and one monster in our station, but none of them are good.

At this time, a voice said: "It's our fault, please let the immortal let them go."

The one who spoke was the little white-faced porcelain man who fell on the ground. At this time, he had an apologetic smile on his face, and said in a very sincere voice: "We don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and offended the immortal. I apologize to the immortal here."

He stretched out his hand without hitting the smiling man, seeing that he had a good attitude, he opened his mouth and closed his mouth and respectfully called us immortals.My lord has a lot, so I don't care about them, and said to Reddy Gaga: "Let it go."

Lady Quack threw the two china figurines to the ground.Immediately, two more paper figurines came to catch them.

I said, "Don't think about us again in the future."

The little white-faced porcelain man nodded and said, "That's natural."

I asked, "Have you seen a woman... no, have you seen a handsome young man?"

The two porcelain men shook their heads: "I haven't seen it before."

This is strange, Yunmei entered the shroud shop, but she was neither on the first floor nor on the second floor, where else could she go?

There is only one door in this room, and Reddy is guarding it. We have checked the other rooms and there is no one there.I also looked out of the window, just now Yunmei bravely jumped from the second floor, she must have fallen badly, according to my body's endurance, Yunmei would be killed if she jumped from the second floor

We searched again on the second floor, but couldn't find Yunmei, so we went back to the bedroom.

Reddy quacked left and right, said ah, pointed to the photo on the cabinet and said, "This old man is the one who does business with me."

The photo above is a full-body photo of the store manager, Lao Jia.Thin man, old man, hunchback, the three main requirements are all met!

So he was the one who tricked me into taking the mirror from Lady Gaga!
It was because he was standing in the dark that day that I didn't pay attention to his hunchback, but Yunmei must have guessed that this old man was the one who tricked the mirror into running here.

But we didn't find the mirror just now.

I asked the porcelain man, "Have you ever seen your store manager bring in a big bronze mirror?"

The two porcelain men said, "No."

I looked at them suspiciously. These two ghosts now look like they are sincerely apologizing, but from the sneak attack just now, it can be seen that these two ghosts are not good people.

Sanniang asked: "Brother Ma, what should we do now?"

I glanced at the little white-faced porcelain figure on the ground. We talked so much here, but this porcelain figure remained silent.

I said, "Take these three porcelain men back as hostages, and ask the old man to return the bronze mirror." I was frightened by the cold just now, so I said to Reddy, "Get on and go."

The expressions of the two porcelain men immediately changed.There was only the sound of scraping a piece of paper, and the paper figurines in the room moved as if alive and stood in front of the porcelain figurines.

Reddy Gaga meets gods and kills gods, meets ghosts and ghosts, tortures paper figurines all the way and kills them.

The two porcelain men panicked and shouted loudly: "No! No! Don't come here! Go away! Don't come here! Buy a belt!"

I immediately understood what kind of movies Lao Jia, the owner of the shroud shop, usually likes to watch, and I said why there is a modern DVD in this room.

When Reddy Gaga was about to bump into the two porcelain men, she suddenly stopped and turned her head to stare at the door.

Just then, I heard the sound of going upstairs from outside the door.

'Boom' 'Boom' 'Boom'

Just by hearing the sound of footsteps on the stairs, one can tell that the walker is walking very heavily step by step, as if putting all his strength on his legs.

"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" The shroud shop owner Lao Jia's old voice sounded at the door.

He was wearing a thick military overcoat and a pair of thick black cotton trousers.

It's Qiuhu now, and the temperature is not low. It's too thick for him to wear such a suit.

Sanniang sucked her small nose, let out a snort, and then showed a look of understanding on her face, frowned, covered half of her face with a fan, her eyes curled up smiling as before.

"What are you doing in my room?" Lao Jia asked.

Reddy Gaga pointed out, "He's the one who took the mirror."

I said, "Give me back the mirror."

Lao Jia said: "What mirrors are not mirrors? If you don't go out again, I will call the police."

I said, "Call me, let the police deal with you stealing my mirror by the way."

Old Jia sneered and said, "You go and sue me. I've never met you guys. You see, the police believe me or your idiot."

When Reddy Gaga heard the old man scolding him, he jumped up angrily and wanted to strike. Sanniang held him and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be angry, let's steal his house tomorrow." Then he said to Lao Jia: "I'm sorry, Let's go now." Then he winked at me and pushed me out.

Lao Jia followed behind me. He walked in a strange way, his hands and feet were stiff, and his steps were heavy.

I said, "Don't go, this matter is not over yet."

Sanniang said softly, "Look at the bottom of his feet."

I looked back to the ground, and the old Jiatou who followed us out stepped on a bunch of bloody footprints on the ground!

I looked at Lao Jia, then at the ground, then at Lao Jia, and then at the ground.

It shouldn't be.I think.

When we went out, Lao Jia pulled down the iron shutter door with a bang and closed it.

I shouted at the door: "Old man, you are injured, go to the hospital quickly."

"Don't worry, Brother Ma." Sanniang said, "If I guessed correctly, he is already dead."

"died?"

"Blood so much, how can he live? He wears so much because he is afraid that the blood on his body will be leaked out and you will find out," Sanniang said, "But no matter how thick you wear it, you can't hide the smell of blood on your body."

I shivered: "So he's a zombie now?"

But the previous zombie Wu Xiang could only jump but not speak, and couldn't even speak.

"It's a ghost possessed." Sanniang said, "It seems that he died not long ago. At this time, the human body is not controlled by the soul, and the corpse has not exhausted its yang energy, so it is the most difficult to control. That's why his steps are so stiff." She tenderly He complained loudly, "A dejected ugly face is really scary."

Having said that, San Niang didn't show any fear on her face.

I asked, "If you fight him, who will win?"

Sanniang blinked suspiciously: "Why do you want to fight with him, I hate fighting the most."

I asked, "What about Yunmei and the mirror?"

Sanniang curled the corner of her mouth, and said coquettishly, half truth and half falsely: "Brother Ma, you are always beautiful in front of me, are you not afraid that I will get angry?"

I was at a loss for words, and my heart was sweet and happy, and said: "She is our companion, we can't leave her behind, not to mention my body is still with her, I have to get it back."

"What about me? You let me fight for her? What if something happens to me?"

"What the hell." I said, "If something happens to you, I'll risk my life to save you."

Sanniang smiled and said: "Compared to who can make people happy, no one can compare to you!"

Who is this kidding? I couldn't see what this vixen was thinking from the very beginning.

Say she has a bad heart for me, she always helps me.Especially with the little ghost last time, she put her life on my bet.

But let’s say she is simple, she seems to be hiding something, Pixiu and Li Botong have warned me that this vixen has bad intentions.

"That's right." I said, "He bit him to death. We don't know what to do. But since you said he died not long ago, Lao Jia died after stealing a mirror today. His body was covered in blood. Can't go out for a walk. So the corpse must have been in this shroud shop before. We searched around but didn't find the corpse..." I continued to analyze, "It means that there must be a mechanism that can hide the corpse in this shop... I think the mirror should with his body."

Sanniang nodded: "He still doesn't know our details. He will be afraid of finding the mirror when we come here, so they should check the hidden mirror immediately after we leave."

"It would be great if it could become transparent and go in and have a look." I groaned and took out a talisman from my pocket, "I still have an invisibility talisman."

Sanniang said: "That's fine, but you are a living soul now, you will definitely release your yang energy when you breathe, as long as you stick the invisibility talisman and hold your breath, he won't find you."

"That won't work." I said, "If you don't breathe, you will die."

"Don't forget, you are attached to Yunmei's body now." Sanniang blinked at me, "There is no problem if you don't breathe."

I tried to hold my breath, but there was no discomfort at all.

"That's a good way." I said, "The problem is that the iron curtain is pulled down, how to get in."

Reddy, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "Go in through the window." He opened his mouth and said with a smirk: "I want to find you, but I am afraid that you will say that I don't guard the door and dare not enter through the door, so I open the window." Entered through the window, and the window is still open."

For the first time, I am so thankful for Lady Gaga's godlike logic.

Sanniang said that he was injured by Li Botong before, and today he spent a lot of demon power to confuse a carload of people, and now he can't help me anymore.

In the end, I was the only one who entered the shroud shop through the window.

The storefront was pitch black, so I smeared and jumped in, standing up.Facing a wrinkled face!
It's Lao Jia!

He was still wearing a military overcoat and black cotton trousers, his pale face was expressionless, and he was holding a pair of shining scissors in his hand!

I was so scared that I took a deep breath, and when I was about to exhale, I suddenly remembered the matter of invisibility, and immediately held my breath.

Lao Jia seemed to be aware of my inhalation, his eyes widened suddenly, and his cloudy eyeballs looked around emotionlessly.

The distance between him and me is no more than a fist.

"Who's there?" Lao Jia slowly asked in a cold voice, and slowly raised his hand holding the scissors.

As long as he takes a step forward, or directly stabs the scissors, he can find me.

I froze in place, not daring to vent my breath.

Lao Jia's hand holding the scissors suddenly tightened.

I clenched my fists and planned to fight him hard.

"What's wrong?" At this moment, the chunky porcelain man and the scarred porcelain man appeared at the door each sitting on a paper figurine.

Lao Jia said: "I feel someone."

"Is there someone?" The two porcelain men glanced at the room, and the scarred porcelain man said, "There is no one, not even ghosts."

The chunky porcelain man smiled wretchedly and said, "Could it be that after hundreds of years, you saw that girl nervously hallucinating again?"

"Damn Ge, you think everyone is the same as you. You can't be afraid even if you are afraid of Wang Sheng. I haven't forgotten the fact that you were fascinated by that bitch." The Scarred Porcelain Man scolded, "That woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she can still appear after so many years."

The chunky porcelain man nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, you are right, look at my mouth, I am talking nonsense. Don't mind it."

He didn't see what Lao Jia said, so the chunky porcelain man nodded and bowed to apologize.

It seems that Lao Jia's status is not low among the three porcelain men.

The chunky porcelain man asked Lao Jia again, "Wang Sheng, are you sure that the woman you saw a few days ago is her?"

Wang Sheng?I immediately felt a chill, isn't this the name of the heartless man who skinned and killed Yunmei?
Is it Wang Sheng who is attached to Lao Jia now?
Old Jia, no, Wang Sheng said, "It's not wrong, the mirror I asked Lao Jia to bring back is for her to possess."

The chunky porcelain man said, "Actually... there is no need to kill her."

Scar sneered and said, "If you hadn't leaked out about the skin, we would have been in so much trouble? The old man wanted to eat it all by himself, so he ran to the temple to ask for amulets, thinking that we wouldn't know if he was hiding outside, but he didn't know We can smell the smell of incense on our bodies even eighty miles away."

(End of this chapter)