Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 29 The Secret of San Niang (4)
"That ghost's identity is unusual, let's put it here for today, and I'll take it to the underworld tomorrow night and ask Hades."

"Have you noticed that this house is extremely dark? It's not easy for the ghosts in this house to die..."

"Well, I plan to discuss it with my senior brother and build his Dharma body to township."

"Dharma body alone may not be enough..."

After the two Taoists finished speaking, they went out.

Cuiping opened her eyes, feeling vaguely familiar with the room she was lying in. She turned her head and saw a white ghost figure in the corner of the room, tied up with a rope, with a strange lock hanging around his neck.

"That lock is the lock on that man's neck just now." The old lady said while recalling,

Originally, Cuiping thought that the matter would end here, but...

"If you are asked to go directly to the underworld to reincarnate and forget everything, it will be troublesome." A man's voice suddenly sounded in the room.

The man stood there at some unknown time. He was wearing a white suit and his hair fell to his shoulders. He walked up to the ghost shadow, and with a wave of his hand, the rope that tied the ghost shadow fell off.The ghost wanted to escape, but the man grabbed the ghost, stuffed it into a bag and said, "I'll take you to reincarnate."

Cuiping's eyes widened, and she remembered that this is the haunted second floor, and this person was the one who let them live on the second floor that day.

Now she regrets not listening to that man's words, staying for a day but not leaving, and she regrets listening to that man's words and coming to live in this small second floor.

Cuiping wanted to speak, but couldn't speak, her mind was in a mess, but she didn't feel scared, she just giggled silly.The more she laughed, the happier she was. The more she laughed, the happier she felt. She felt that there was nothing to worry about in this world, and she couldn't stop laughing until tears came out.

The man in the white suit looked at Cuiping and sighed, "This is fate..." After finishing speaking, she pressed her hand on her head. Cuiping felt a heat flow from his palm, and everything from childhood to adulthood was in her mind. It flashed over and over again, and at the same time, sadness, anger, pain and fear welled up in my heart.

That feeling was like returning to hell from heaven, Cuiping suddenly felt scared, pushed the man away, and ran out of the second floor howling.

On the way, I heard the two Taoist priests chasing him out, and one said, "Oh no, the ghost is gone! Could it be this woman who let him go?"

Another said: "Impossible, she is a human being, and human beings cannot untie my fairy rope."

"I don't care about anything else," said the old lady, "I just kept running, running, and finally I was tired from running. When I was sitting and resting on a rock, I suddenly heard the cry of a child behind the rock. Turning around, I saw an abandoned baby there." The old lady looked at her son, "That's Erzhu."

Erzhu was obviously hearing this story for the first time, and he was stunned, with an expression of not knowing whether to believe it or not.

The old lady sighed and said in an exhausted tone: "That's the way it is." Then she closed her eyes tiredly and said nothing more.

I didn't know what to say for a moment. The old lady's words contained too much information. It turned out that the great-grandson of my grandfather's second uncle's great-grandfather actually knew Li Botong. Maybe Ma Jianmin stayed on the second floor of the small building because he lived in the small building. The Yin Qi on the second floor may be trying to unravel the secret of the small second floor.Li Botong said that he has taken in a vixen for thousands of years and hurt his vitality. He is not fooling me. Sanniang chased Li Botong because he took Qilang in. Anonymous was reincarnated as Lei Digaga because the person who changed his life did something wrong. In this way, many things can be connected.

But now there is a new doubt. Sanniang has always been sensitive. There is no reason why she could not be aware that someone was eavesdropping. The conversation with Anonymous on the second floor was obviously intended for Cuiping. Ping left here as soon as possible, even when Cuiping was too frightened to move, she even spoke to stimulate her and force her to leave.

From this we can see that Sanniang and the others knew what would happen here, so they warned Cuiping to let them go.

But why did San Niang come to the second floor?What did they do?Why did that river suddenly become a dead river?Did these mutations have anything to do with her?What's the secret on the second floor?
What role did the life-changing person play in this incident?
I was thinking about it when suddenly I heard Pixiu yelling: "Oops!" Then he jumped out of the jade pendant, transformed into a human form, and jumped into the old lady's room in three steps and two steps.

Erzhu was comforting the old lady when he saw a man jumping out suddenly, he was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.

Pixiu ran out with a dissatisfied expression on his face.I said, "Why do you come out casually, it seems to scare people."

Pixiu said: "I was afraid to scare them, so I specially turned into a human form. You said that a creature they have never seen before suddenly popped up or a person popped out, which is more terrifying?"

I thought about it and said, "You're right, it's better to be human." Then I asked, "What are you looking for?"

"I didn't find anything," Pixiu said angrily, "Let him run away!"

I asked strangely: "Who ran away."

Pixiu said, "Do you still remember what the old lady said in the room when we came in?"

As I recalled, I said, "She said 'I can't remember. Is it really like that? It seems to be like this'. What's wrong? Didn't Erzhu say that his mother likes to talk to himself?"

Pixiu said: "Think about it carefully, Erzhu said that she ran to the river when she fell ill. When she appeared just now, she was clearly sane. Why did she suddenly talk to herself, and those few words seemed to be her own words? Talk to yourself?"

I was taken aback: "When you say that, it really seems like she is talking to someone. Could it be that someone in the room is talking to the old lady?"

Pixiu nodded: "I already guessed who it is."

I asked, "Who is it?"

Pixiu said, "Didn't you notice the strangeness of what the old lady said just now?"

I wondered: "What's so strange?"

Pixiu said: "She remembers things 30 years ago so clearly, she even remembers the changes in the expressions of those people, which is a bit strange."

I said, "Did the old lady do art work?"

Pixiu said: "Since she lost her relatives, she had a mental breakdown and was seriously injured when she passed out for the first time. When she woke up later, she should be in a state of extremely unstable emotions, and her consciousness could not be completely clear, but she was able to stand up. From an onlooker's point of view, she watched everything calmly, and even recounted everything in a complete and orderly manner. Especially later on the second floor, she was actually insane, but at this time she was able to understand clearly Knowing how I feel, I remember what the two Taoists said and what the life-changer did, and even at the moment when my reason completely collapsed, I still knew what the life-changer did to her."

"Isn't it the same?" I said, "She often goes crazy now too."

"If she hadn't changed her life at that time." Pixiu shook her head, "She wouldn't be 'crazy all the time', but 'always crazy'."

Could it be thanks to him? If it wasn't for the life-changer who tricked them to this small second floor, they wouldn't have killed three of them all at once.I said, "So what?"

"So what she said is not so much the old lady's own experience, it is better to say that someone told her something she didn't know, and that person has been watching the incident from the beginning to the end. Can the onlooker be The people they found..."

"Life-changing person!" I finally understood that what the old lady said just now were said by the life-changing person, and the old man's memory is not good, so she can narrate these words in such a complete way that it hasn't been long since she heard them.Combined with the old lady's soliloquy that we heard when we came here just now, it means that the changer told the old lady just now in that room.

"Hey, forget it." I patted Pixiu on the shoulder, "I'm used to it, this life-changer is like a stalker, elusive, it will be a miracle to catch him one day."

Erzhu looked at us blankly: "What are you talking about?"

I said, "It's better for you not to understand some things, and take care of your mother."

At this time, the old lady Cuiping seemed to have exhausted decades of energy, and she suddenly aged ten years.

It seems that if she tells everything, she won't get sick again in the future.

Pixiu and I went back to the small second floor, but Sanniang was not there, so I immediately asked the hanged ghost and the man to ask about what happened 30 years ago.

"30 years ago?" the male head said, "God... Wait for me to think about it, you said San Niang? I remember that, after all, it is rare for such a beautiful woman to come to this place, but what happened that night... I I can’t remember, I just remember that Daoist Ma came after that,” he turned his head and asked the hanged ghost, “Do you remember what happened that night?”

"I don't even remember." The hanged ghost shook his head blankly: "You asked San Niang howling."

I said, "If Sanniang is willing to tell me, I don't need to ask you."

Sanniang's mouth is strict, and Li Botong's eyes are on the sidelines.The kid next to me shook his head vigorously before I asked.

The head of the man said: "Go and ask Odmistoma, don't you know?"

I patted my head, yeah, why didn't I think of such a simple question!
I immediately took out the dog whistle and called Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang to ask Ma Jianmin's ghost.

Gou Fugui agreed, and said: "This matter is very simple. Comrade Ma Jianmin passed away not long ago. He should be in this book of life and death in our hands. We can find him right away." He leaned comfortably on the sofa , while drawing the tea with the tea lid, he said leisurely, "Xiao Wu, help Comrade Lei Feng find it."

Wu Xiangwang took out the birth and death book, flipped through it for a while, and said strangely: "It's weird, I can't find it."

"Can't find it?" Gou Fugui frowned and said, "Xiao Wu, your ability to work has declined recently, how could you not find it?"

Wu Xiangwang said with a bitter face: "Leader, I really can't find it, neither the death information nor the reincarnation information."

Gou Fugui said, "Seriously look for it."

Don't look aggrieved and continued to flip through the book of life and death. After about ten minutes, he said: "Report to the leader, I really can't find it. I searched it accurately according to 'Ma Jianmin' and then followed the pronunciation of these three words. I searched again. Then I searched one by one based on the keywords 'horse', 'Taoist' and 'Yangming Village' as well as the geographical location, but none of them met the criteria."

The search engine of this book of life and death is really advanced.

Gou Fugui made a promise with me just now, but now that he’s done it, he’s a little embarrassed and said, “Don’t tell me the process, what I need is the result! Just tell me, can you find it!”

Wu Xiangwang handed over the book of life and death: "How about leading you to check it?"

Gou Fugui waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, we have cooperated for so long, I believe in you."

Wu Xiangwang said softly to me: "I knew he wouldn't do it by himself, he still doesn't know how to use the fuzzy query function."

Hey, birds of a feather flock together, the boss has the same kind of subordinates, these two people complement each other and restrain each other. I don't envy immortals... Bah, it's messed up!In short, one is better than the other, it really is a perfect match, the best partner!
Gou Fugui asked again: "What can I do?"

Wu Xiangwang said: "Leader, when I searched for 'Ma Jianmin', a line of prompt information appeared on the search results-according to the laws and regulations of the underworld, some of the results have been hidden."

"According to my experience of using search engines to search for movies before my death," Gou Fugui looked at me seriously: "Comrade Lei Feng, has Mr. Ma Jianmin made some shady movies?"

Tell me about you, what movies did you use search engines to search for when you were alive?Why did you think of this all of a sudden?

I said, "Don't insult my relative. He is a Taoist priest. The way of Taoist priests is not the thief of flower pickers."

Gou Fugui said: "So, this matter is really strange, how about it, Comrade Lei Feng, you come with me, I will ask my superiors."

The superiors in the village have all the materials and are close to the city.

"Go to the director of the Municipal Ghost Police Station." Gou Fugui Wu looked at each other and got up and left. I said, "If you don't contact me, what if you can't find anyone."

Gou Fugui smiled without saying a word, instead of looking at each other, he said, "The director loves meetings the most. If he's not in a meeting, he's on his way there."

Sure enough, the director of the Municipal Ghost Police Office was having a meeting in the conference room.

The three of us walked in lightly.

People in the back are either playing with their phones under the table or sleeping with their heads down.

"Recently, the crime rate in the ghost world in the city's jurisdiction has increased," the director of the city's ghost police station was talking: "I think it's mainly because the psychological endurance of ghosts has dropped significantly. They are dying, and they still want revenge. The one who died a while ago The ghost of myocarditis is very resentful and unwilling to reincarnate. I said, if you don’t reincarnate, who do you hate? Tell us, I will do a psychological job for you. Guess what! I spit out a mouthful of spittle and didn’t apologize. I said you’re not reincarnated because of such a big deal? Ang? Is it like it? Is it like it? Is it like it?”

A Lengtouqing at the bottom shouted: "Then the Japanese and American ghosts will kill anyone they see!"

The director angrily said: "What are you doing to compare yourself to others! Worship foreigners! Can ghosts in capitalist countries be good ghosts? Ah? Can their habits be good habits? Ah? Do you really think foreign ghosts and ghosts are great? Ah? What's the big deal? That Spider-Man was skinned a while ago!"

Hey...how did this get involved!

The director said a lot more, mainly focusing on criticism and education, supplemented by conveying policies.There were occasional applause.

From the applause, it can be seen that the meeting in the city is much better than that in Yangming Village. At that time, Lei Dijiaga was the only one applauding when Gou Fugui spoke.

After finally waiting for the director to finish speaking, there was thunderous applause from below.

Gou Fugui walked up to the director and shook hands with the director. The two exchanged pleasantries for a while. Gou Fugui told the director the ins and outs. After hearing this, the director's expression changed drastically. I’ve heard of some, but I don’t know the details. Since it’s been concealed by the higher-ups, it’s better for you not to interfere, and just do your own thing.”

"We know that," Gou Fugui pointed at me and said, "This is a relative of Daoist Ma. He is the special envoy of the underworld sent by Lord Yan. He said that I should do my best to cooperate with him..."

"Hey." The director smiled at me when he heard the words, "It's because I don't know Mount Tai, and this little brother is actually the special envoy of Lord Yama! It seems that I can't hide this matter. In fact, after Ma Jianmin's death, Taoist Ma's soul did not go to the underworld to report."

"Lost it again?" I asked, why does the underworld keep producing such yao'ezi?

"Special envoy, what you said is inappropriate. How many people do you think there are in the world? Can you find out the missing persons in your world one by one? What's more, it's not just humans who go to the ghost world. Animals, monsters, etc. are all under the jurisdiction of our ghost world." It's understandable to have some flaws. This time, if it weren't for the personal relationship between Daoist Ma and ghost messengers such as Niutou and Mamian, they would have stayed in the underworld on the day of Daoist Ma's return to the west, but they would not have been able to reveal it if he couldn't wait. .”

Gou Fugui asked: "What about the ghost messenger who went to seduce the soul and lead the way?"

The director said: "The ghost guard didn't see the soul of Daoist Ma."

I said, "Where did his soul go?"

Wu Xiangwang comforted me and said: "Master Ma is an expert outside the world, maybe he will become a fairy directly."

The director shook his head and said: "If he is in the immortal class, it would be a great thing, there is no need to hide it. It is because Daoist Ma himself has amazing magic power, but now his whereabouts are unknown, so he has attracted the attention of the higher authorities. But to be honest, Even if Daoist Ma disappeared, it would not be possible to block the news, but it is unknown what secret is hidden in it."

I can't ask anything from the director, but it involves the disappearance of Ma Jianmin, the great-grandson of my grandfather's second uncle's uncle, and I went back to the second floor with two ghost messengers. I scouted for information and left.

The man was wandering around the small second floor, saw me coming back, and asked, "Mister Ma, did you see Lei Di Ga Ga?"

I shook my head and asked, "Didn't he come back by himself?"

The hanged ghost said: "Just now you said that Leidi Gaga ran away by himself, but we never waited for him and didn't come back until dinner time. This is the first time. Yunmei went out to look for him, but she didn't come back. I'm in a hurry."

The village is not far from the small second floor, and Lei Digaga usually runs around, so there is no reason to get lost.

Pixiu said: "Could it be that he was kidnapped?"

I said, "What good does it do to kidnap a fool?"

Pai Yao said: "How can you say that he is also the reincarnation of the unknown thief... Where is that vixen?"

I said, "San Niang has always been elusive, I'm used to it."

Pixiu said worriedly: "We still have to beware of her."

I said, "She won't have any bad thoughts about us."

Pixiu snorted, as if mocking my naivety: "Not necessarily."

I was about to refute, when suddenly a woman staggered and fell into the doorway, she was covered in injuries, she vomited a mouthful of blood as soon as she entered the door, and fell to the doorway.

(End of this chapter)