Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 35 Epilogue
"Horsepower, horsepower!"

"Mister horse."

"Uncle Mary? Uncle Mary?"

"Apprentice? Apprentice?"

"Ahhhhhhh?"

In the dimness, I heard a familiar voice calling me.

"Leader, what do you think about this?"

"This matter is very difficult to handle. Comrade Lei Feng's body has become like this. It is reasonable to say that he should be dead, but if he is dead, he still has a pulse and heartbeat, and his soul is also in his body."

"Then should we stick to his soul or not?"

"Have you heard of a saying in our work?"

"Leader please give instructions."

"One more thing is worse than one less thing. We don't know the specific situation that day. What's more, Comrade Lei Feng is a special envoy sent by the king of hell. The official is older than us. How can the subordinates restrain the leader's soul? We should not get involved in this matter. .”

"Aunt Mary has shit! You see, when we first found him, he had a human head, but now he has grown half of his body!"

"Where did Mistro learn this technique? I want to learn, iwantstudy!"

"The body he grows is not his own, and it carries a strong corpse aura."

"Pixiu, don't worry. According to my observation of the stars at night, I calculated with my fingers that his body will be fully grown in no time."

"That's why I said that he should be planted in the ground, watered, put back in, and basked in the sun, so that he can grow faster."

"Hey hey, this is fun, this is fun."

"Leidi Gaga, don't use your horsepower first, don't move, be good, I'll cook something delicious for you in a while."

"My specialty is singing. It is said that a beautiful singing voice can make the patient feel comfortable physically and mentally and recover quickly! Teachers and students, let me sing a song for him now."

"Xiao Gang! You are such a good boy!"

"Student Xiaogang! You are our role model!"

"Then I will sing a song 'Qinghai-Tibet Plateau' for him now. In order to express my feelings faster, I decided to sing directly from the climax: Yala Suo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau..."

"Don't sing!" I couldn't bear it anymore and opened my eyes, "Oh, what, shut up! You've seen someone visit a sick person and sing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and even sang to the climax! If you dare to sing, I'll beat you!"

The student was interrupted by me in the middle of singing, half of his body had a form and half of his body became transparent, he was stuck on one side and couldn't sing, and his face was flushed.

All the monsters and ghosts in the room rushed over to talk to me.

"Uncle Mary, how are you swollen?"

"Nephew, let me feel your pulse."

"Mistoma, what's the matter with your body?"

"Horsepower, are you hungry? What would you like to eat?"

"What exactly is going on?"

"Comrade Lei Feng, you..."

I stared blankly at them, Pixiu Yunmei hanged a ghost, a man with a head, a little ghost, rich and noble, don’t forget each other, female teacher, student A, student B, student CDEFG...

People are complete, but there is only one missing, the sharp-tongued, mysterious and charming vixen Sanniang who makes people love and hate.

Suddenly my heart was ashamed, and I said to them: "Help me out to have a look."

Pixiu and Li Botong supported me out of the door. As soon as I went out, I saw two stone lions standing in front of the small second floor, the same size as the small second floor, with several deep cracks on their bodies, facing the door fiercely.

Pixiu said, "These two gatekeepers won't last long."

Yun Mei said: "The main reason is that the light is blocked here and I hate it."

I looked at the two stone lions in silence.

Li Botong said, "Didn't you fall into the river? How did you make it appear like this? What did you see?"

"It's hard to say." I sighed and told them everything.

"That's the way it is." I asked the ghost beside me, "In a few months, this enchantment will not be able to support it, and there is still time for you to run away."

"So that's how it is." The man nodded, "So that's the purpose of the threemother."

The hanged ghost nodded: "Then I have to find the Ma Daochang quickly."

Gou Fugui Don't forget to float towards the door: "It's not too late, let's go find relevant information."

Reddy quack said, "If I don't go, there will be no meat to eat." He asked the kid, "Are you going?"

The kid shook his head resolutely.

I was speechless for a while, looking at Yunmei who was attacked by Sanniang before: "Are you going?"

"I'm not leaving." Yun Mei's eyes were already red, and she pretended to be angry, "I'll wait for her to come back and apologize to me."

The attitudes of the residents on the second floor were so clear that I was so moved that my eye circles swelled. In order to control my emotions, I turned to look at the stone lion.

Li Botong sighed at the side: "So that's what happened, it seems that I caught the wrong monster."

I looked away from the stone lion and looked at Li Botong seriously: "Master, I want to find Ma Jianmin."

"..." Li Botong looked at me carefully, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and said, "Okay, okay, Brother Ma's descendants are indeed somewhat similar to him."

I said, "You tell me everything about him."

Li Botong asked: "His story is very different from what you imagined, do you really want to hear it?"

"Of course I want to listen." I patted the stone lion and said, "I have an appointment with Sanniang."

"That's good." Li Botong said, "I'll tell you everything about him, you have to be mentally prepared."

I nodded deeply.

This is the end of the matter, and I have no way out.

What is the purpose of changing people?Where did Ma Jianmin go?Who is the old boatman on the boat?
I will solve these puzzles one by one.

(End of this chapter)