Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 34 Mutation (5)
"At that time, my father, the Fox King, had just passed away, and the extremely gifted seventh younger brother had just ascended the throne, but people in the clan disappeared one after another." Sanniang continued, "We found out that those fox demons who disappeared were all in an extremely dark place. I didn’t see them when I practiced in the lands, so I told the hero. After investigation, the hero found that those extremely dark lands started to swallow all the nearby creatures, including human ghosts and ghosts and demons who practiced nearby! The demon world will immediately send this thing The matter was reported to the Heavenly Court. However, the situation intensified during the period of waiting for the heavenly court to deal with it. The ghosts could not resist the temptation to practice. Where is the extremely dark place is also like a hidden huge bomb, which may explode around you anytime and anywhere. Soon, this extremely dark place will become bigger and bigger, and even develop into a place that can suck the surrounding creatures into its own body If it is devoured within the range, countless people, ghosts and demons will be damaged in the human world, the demon world, and the ghost world." Sanniang sighed, and said, "The book of life and death in the underworld should have started to go wrong at that time."

"And then?" I asked.The energy still flows from my body to the manjushahua. Every time I am about to be sucked into a mummy, Sanniang will break my head off and continue walking when I grow out of my body.

"Then the hero couldn't ignore it. He took the initiative to enter the extremely dark place. Qilang and I were young and ignorant at that time, so we followed him in secretly. What we saw was what you saw." San Niang pointed at the flowers. The mummy in "I don't know why, this place is full of all kinds of negative emotions. The ghosts trapped here are absorbed by Manjushahua's essence and demon power and are constantly injected with negative emotions. When they lose their minds and collapse, other ghosts will eat them." Get rid of him. And the ghosts who eat other people's flesh and blood will be swallowed by Manjushahua with their souls. In other words, the tens of millions of ghosts who come in will only die."

"The scene at that time was tens of thousands of times more terrifying than here." Sanniang stepped on a pile of bones and said softly, "The most terrifying, absurd, and most negative emotions you can think of can be seen here. arrive."

"At that time, Qilang and I were scared to death. If it weren't for that hero, we might have died here." Sanniang continued, "Even if we were rescued, we still couldn't get out no matter how we walked, but even so , Shichiro and I still believe that that person will take us out."

I don't know when, the manjushahua on the ground had disappeared, we came to an extremely spacious open space, where there were countless monsters, and when they saw us coming, they all gave way to San Niang.We walked to the center of the clearing, where stood two monsters on the left and one on the right, and behind them sat a big monster.

These monsters are different from the other mummy seen before. Although they are thin, they are very energetic, with sharp eyes, and obviously they have not lost their sanity.

"We believe in that person wholeheartedly, because..." Sanniang walked past the two monsters and bowed to the one sitting behind, "He is our peerless demon king."

It turned out to be the Demon King!I looked at the big monster carefully, and saw that he had a square face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his hair was messy but not sloppy. He was covered with a piece of animal skin, his gray hair stood up like steel wire, and there was a black '' on his forehead. King' word.He is muscular and tall, sitting there like a hill, not angry and majestic.

The demon king's voice was low and full of majesty: "San Niang, why are you back?"

Sanniang bent down, bowed deeply, and replied: "That day you were inside, and the army of the fairy world was outside. You insisted on opening a door in this space. Unfortunately, the door can only be opened for a few seconds. Seal, you sent us away with your demon power, but you stayed behind." Sanniang raised her head and looked at the demon king squarely, "I still remember what you said, you said you wanted to stay and protect your people until you found A method that can liberate them. And for more than 800 years, if you hadn’t used your demon power to support here, there would have been no ghosts living here. But after so many years, even you, the demon power can’t support it any longer. Along the way, I found Your demon power is exhausted, you can't control this place, if you stay here, even you will become dangerous!"

The demon king said: "So you found the key to the seal and unlocked the seal?" His voice was low and oppressive, "Anonymous is also responsible for this, right?"

"Anonymous, he is the reincarnation of the craftsman who forged the key of the seal. Only he can find the gate of the ever-changing land of extreme darkness in the world."

"Bastard!" The demon king shouted, "Do you know what will happen if you open the seal? Once the seal is opened, the extremely dark place will continue to swallow everything in the world."

Sanniang knelt down and said: "Your Majesty treats me like a father and a mother, I don't want to see you die here."

The demon king said angrily: "Do you want me to leave my people and run away?"

The other monsters cried together.

"Your Majesty is here to support you. You should know that this seal will not last long." San Niang said, "Instead of staying here and dying together, it is better to preserve your strength and fight later."

I was behind Sanniang, and I was bored listening to their conversation. I looked at the two monsters beside me. One of them had a wolf's tail, and the other had a leopard's tail.

I asked the two of them, "Two big brothers, how long have you been here?"

The two monsters looked at me and said nothing.

Hey, these two monsters are quite proud.

I saw these two people looking at a place, and at a glance, there were several mummies fighting for a piece of skin.

The wolf demon said, "That looks really delicious."

"What's the point?" The leopard demon wiped his mouth: "It's just skin, wiped dry, no meat."

The wolf demon asked: "You said we haven't eaten meat for several years?"

The leopard demon sighed: "I haven't eaten since I came in."

The wolf demon complained: "Eating these flowers every day makes me almost turn into a herbivore. Although I can't die from the poison, I can't bear it every meal."

The leopard demon said: "Hey, if you go out to eat, you won't be able to come back, bear with it, we must do our duty to protect the demon king."

After speaking, the two of them continued to stare blankly at the corpses, feeling as if everything was empty.

Seeing how these two shivered, I looked at them with disdain, isn't it just meat, we have a lot of it.

I tore off an arm and threw it to them: "Take it and eat it, you're welcome."

The two monsters looked at me with their mouths wide open.

"Not enough?" I sat down, tore off my right leg and threw it to them, "It's okay, what's the big deal, I still have this."

The two monsters held my arm and the other held my leg, looking at me tremblingly.

I pulled my left leg and said, "Do you still want it?"

The wolf demon's eyes were red: "What do you call a chivalrous man?"

I said, "Horsepower."

The leopard demon wiped his tears and said: "In the past, there was a Buddha who cut his flesh to feed an eagle and sacrificed his life to feed a tiger. Now there is a horsemanship that pulls his arms to feed a wolf and unloads his legs to feed a leopard. This kind of fearless spirit is really touching!"

The wolf demon shouted loudly: "Living Bodhisattva!" Then he knelt down and bowed to me.

I was embarrassed, and quickly shook the remaining hand and said: "Isn't it just one arm and one leg, there is no need to perform such a big gift, I feel embarrassed if you do this. Otherwise, I will take this as well." Here you go!" I tore off my left leg and threw it to them, "Here, take it, I have a lot, don't be polite, don't be polite."

"Live Bodhisattva!" The two monsters cried bitterly in gratitude: "Bodhisattva, if you have any last words, just explain them."

After speaking, the two monsters couldn't bear to look at me, and turned their backs to eat while wiping tears.

The wolf demon ate a few mouthfuls and said, "Why is this meat rotten?"

"Don't talk nonsense, just picked it off your body, it must be fresh, how can it be rancid. Is it because you haven't eaten meat for hundreds of years and forgot what meat tastes like..." Leopard demon said strangely , "Hey? It's a bit strange. Could it be that the living Bodhisattva has body odor?"

"You are crazier than me. What you are holding are legs. How can you have body odor."

It is strange that there is no taste.I thought, those broken corpses in the river didn’t know they had been soaked for hundreds of years, could they be tasteless?
"You guys can eat later." I said, "I'm asking you about someone."

They asked in harmony, "Who are you asking?"

I said, "Have you ever seen a Taoist priest named Ma?"

"A Taoist surnamed Ma?" The demon king who was talking to Sanniang turned to me and asked, "Could it be the one named Ma Jianmin?"

"You know him?" I cheered up, "He is the great-grandson of my grandfather's second uncle's uncle."

The demon king said: "I saw him once not long ago."

I said, "Was it 30 years ago?"

"No, it's closer." He thought for a while and said, "It should be this year."

"What?" I was shocked, "This year?"

Finally there is news about Ma Jianmin!

"Impossible!" As soon as these words came out, even Sanniang exclaimed in surprise, "The door is not open, how did he come in?"

"When he came in, he still kept his human body." The demon king praised, "It's really unique that a mere human being can come to me unscathed. The Taoist mistakenly thought that this space was created by me, and said He wanted to accept me, and fought with me for three days and three nights." The demon king laughed, "He is indeed an interesting human being, I like it."

I asked, "Where is he now?"

The demon king said, "He's gone."

"Gone?" Sanniang asked, "How did he get out?"

"I joined forces with him to tear a path in space." The demon king sighed, "In terms of Taoism, I am afraid that no one in the world can compare with him."

"No wonder I feel that your monster power has been greatly exhausted this year. It turned out that it was to send that person out." San Niang asked, "Since a road has been opened, why don't you take everyone out?"

"The road can only last for a few seconds, and it is [-] meters long. There are traps everywhere. If you are not careful, you will fall into the space-time vortex and be smashed to pieces. Even I dare not rush forward." The demon king said, "But if that People, you can go out safely."

I asked: "Why?"

The demon king raised his head and laughed loudly: "Because he made a bet with me!"

"What are you gambling?"

"Bet he'll find a way to save us all when he gets out!"

San Niang asked: "Your Majesty, you bet on him to win?"

The demon king's laughter made the ground tremble: "He himself bet on him to win."

Sanniang said helplessly: "What's the bet? Your Majesty, aren't you afraid that he is a charlatan?"

"You don't have to be suspicious! How can the man whom my demon king likes disappoint me?" The demon king said firmly, "He will definitely come back!"

"Your Majesty, you and this enchantment can only last for a few more months. After a few months, your demon power will be exhausted, the enchantment will collapse, and the extremely dark land will turn back again, and the world will immediately fall into panic." San Niang said, "Only... …for several months.”

"Very good." The demon king looked calm, "There are still a few months."

San Niang asked in frustration: "So Your Majesty doesn't want to go out with me?"

"There are not many monsters who have practiced for thousands of years. They have already gone out of the door when the door opened, and the rest are monsters who are unable to escape." The key is taken out, the door is completely opened, the barrier is broken, and even a few months are gone, so let's go."

Sanniang said with tears: "I understand, take care, Your Majesty." After finishing speaking, she said to me: "Brother Ma, let's go."

While speaking, my limbs have already grown. I stood up and clasped my fists at the demon king, "There will be a period later."

The demon king looked at me and said curiously, "Your body is quite interesting."

I said humbly: "This is a skill I just learned. It's just an invincible mode where you can't die. It's nothing special."

The two monsters who focused on eating meat turned their heads and were shocked to see that my limbs were intact.

The wolf demon asked: "Isn't it a hallucination to eat meat just now?"

The leopard demon said: "No, I still have a bad smell in my mouth."

The wolf demon said: "After eating this meat, I still think it's better to be a vegetarian."

The leopard demon nodded repeatedly.

That's for sure, at least those flowers didn't stink.

I was about to leave when I suddenly remembered something, turned around and said to the demon king, "Ma Jianmin has indeed gone out."

San Niang asked: "How do you know?"

I said, "When I crossed the Wangchuan River, the old boatman who punted the boat told me that for so many years, only one Taoist priest surnamed Ma escaped here."

"Wangchuan River? Old boatman?" The demon king frowned and looked at me. "The Wangchuan River is only found in the underworld. How can there be a Wangchuan River here? I have been here for more than 800 years, and I never knew there were punting boats here." Boatman."

I looked at Sanniang, and Sanniang also said, "I didn't see any river when I came here."

I recalled the bottomless black river, as if someone had poured cold water on it, freezing from head to toe, and asked, "Then what did I see?"

The demon king was about to answer when suddenly the ground began to shake violently, and the flower fields in the distance floated in waves like dancing ribbons.

I couldn't stand upright and sat on the ground: "What's going on?"

The ghosts screamed, because the vibration was too large, and huge cracks appeared on the ground, which spread all the way with the sound of the ground cracking, and then it cracked bigger and bigger like a watermelon being cut open.

The mummies and monsters who had no time to escape fell into the bottomless crack, and the monsters cried and howled, screaming endlessly.

The demon king shouted: "Hold on to the ground!" After saying that, his figure suddenly became bigger, his feet stepped on both sides of the crack, his hands pressed the ground on both sides of the crack, and then roared, exerting force with his hands, he forced the crack hard. It's a snap!
The earth was still shaking, and the demon king pressed his hands to the ground, and beads of sweat dripped down like rain.

When the vibration of the ground reached here, it became more relaxed.

The wolf demon and the leopard demon hugged a little monster each, and asked, "What's going on here?"

I was holding onto the ground tightly, and seeing the situation eased, I breathed a sigh of relief, when I suddenly heard Sanniang screaming behind me: "What is that?"

I turned my head and saw that the ground not far away was lifted up, and the red manjusawa mixed in the soil and fell one after another.

The land was lifted higher and higher, running east and west, rushing towards us like mountains and seas, until it stopped in front of the demon king.

At this time, the land was already as high as a male mountain, and the tall demon king was like a mosquito and ant in front of it. Just looking at the size, it was hard to imagine that the demon king could stop the movement of that land by himself!

The veins on the demon king's arms were exposed, he clenched his teeth tightly, and remained motionless like a mountain.The wolf and leopard demons kept gathering the surviving demons to the demon king.

"Brother Ma!" Sanniang showed me the jade plate, "The key is about to be removed."

The real situation was reflected on the jade plate. Li Botong had already climbed behind the stone lion and was pulling the lock set on the back of the stone lion to pull it out.

"If I don't go back, it will be too late!" Sanniang picked up my back, tiptoed to the ground, jumped up, and walked up the erected land, "Hurry up!"

I can't feel anything on the ground, but walking on the upright land, I can feel a huge force behind the land pushing it, and when we approach the top of the land, the land has already started to bend under the pressure , Sanniang and I turned our feet up to the sky and our heads down 180 degrees.

At this time, the wind was blowing violently in my ears, and looking at the demon king and demon crowd underground, they were already about the size of dolls.

"Brother Ma, if the door is closed, you won't be able to get out." Sanniang said to me, "I'll use my demonic power to break out a path in a while, and you can go out there."

I heard her resoluteness, my heart tightened, and I asked, "What about you?"

Sanniang said: "In this situation, we cannot allow the two of us to go out together."

I said, "No, I can't leave you here alone!"

"Brother Ma, listen to me." Sanniang said, "After you go out, you must find Taoist Ma. All our hopes are pinned on you."

I said, "What if I can't find it? No, you still have to come with me!"

San Niang said: "If you can't find it, you can take the residents on the second floor with you and leave here, as far away as possible."

My heart tightened, and I raised my head to look at Sanniang. She kept walking, and she still had the familiar charming smile on her face.

"Brother Ma, I'm a heartless fox. Now I betrayed you first, so I won't complain if you leave me." She turned her face and smiled at me, "If you are angry I betrayed you and wounded Yunmei and destroyed the barrier, so you can take revenge on me by living well."

"You think beautiful." I had a sore nose, and said loudly, "You wait here, I will definitely bring Ma Daoshi! If you die before this, I will take your soul and let you Never be reborn!"

In fact, both of us know that I don't need to collect the monsters if they die here, they will be absorbed by Manzhushahua, and their souls will be scattered, but Sanniang rolled her eyes when she heard my words, and said softly and delicately: "Okay."

While talking, we have reached the end of the land.

"Brother Ma." Sanniang smiled at me, "I won't die," she said softly, "I'll wait here for you to come back and save me. I've been waiting."

After finishing speaking, she flipped her hand, threw me into the air, and shouted: "Let's go!"

A path appeared in the void.

My body flew high into the sky, and at the same time Sanniang fell like a puppet with a broken thread.

In the next instant, I flew over the ground and finally saw the thing behind the ground pushing her moving.

Seeing that thing, my scalp was numb, and the hairs all over my body exploded.

It's water!

Above the land, what drives the movement of the land is water!

The water, as vast as the sea, surged up from the back of the land endlessly, slapping the back of the land wave after wave!
And on the turbulent ocean, there is a flat boat floating. On the boat stands an old boatman wearing a coir raincoat and a straw hat. He is rowing slowly in the huge waves. The rowing movements seem to be calm The lake is generally leisurely and comfortable.

The moment I flew over the lake, I saw half of the old boatman's face.

The lips on the gray beard are slightly raised, as if the crisis in front of him is unimportant to the lives of tens of thousands of monsters below, not worth mentioning.

The scariest thing is not to kill, but not to think of killing as killing.

I have experienced countless storms and waves, but this is the first time I have felt such fear.

The water vapor passed by my face for only a moment, and then they rushed across the boundary of the land like a galloping army, and rushed down like a waterfall!

The falling figure of San Niang was swallowed by the water curtain.

"Sanniang!" I yelled loudly, and then I reached the intersection opened by Sanniang for me. The intersection was getting smaller and smaller, and it was about to disappear.

I felt that my upward momentum was not enough, and I was about to fall.

At this time, a hand suddenly stretched out from the intersection, grabbed my head and dragged me in. As soon as my head went in, I heard a click from my neck, the intersection was closed, and my whole body was stuck.

I didn't bother to look behind me, and looked up at the man who caught me out. He was wearing a white Tang suit, his long hair was tied behind his head, and there was an ugly dog ​​lying on his shoulder.

Change your life!
"You can't die yet." The changer said, "You have to go to Ma Jianmin."

Why are you everywhere?
"What plot do you have?" I yelled angrily.

The life-changer looked at me condescendingly, without answering, and then stretched out his hand and threw me in another direction. My head hit the ground, my eyes went dark, and I lost consciousness.

(End of this chapter)