Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 33 Mutation (4)
I was stunned, and suddenly an ominous premonition arose in my heart. I seemed to have heard the name somewhere, and then saw that there was no light near the flower, but it could clearly make people know that it was red. I asked cautiously: " What did you say?"

The old man was fair: "Manjusawa, that is Lycoris, cockroach flower."

I immediately realized: "Is it the kind that grows outside the Palace of the King of Hell to repel flies and mice?"

The old boatman nodded.

I would think of what he said about Wang Chuanhe just now, and I would be taken aback: "Then I'm dead?"

The old boatman said, "When you come here, it makes no difference whether you live or die."

Only then did I realize that I was not dreaming just now, and I felt a chill in my heart, and immediately said to the old boatman: "Master, can you turn around? First drive to the underworld, I'm going to see the King of Hades."

The old boatman said: "Our route is fixed and cannot be changed."

I said, "I am the special envoy of the underworld sent by the King of Hades. Send me to the King of Hades, and I will ask him to raise your salary."

The old boatman said, "I'm a volunteer, and I don't get paid." He paused, and then said, "It's useless even if you are Hades himself, I can't drive anywhere else here."

I asked: "What do you mean?"

"This is another space between the six worlds." The old boatman said, "It is not connected to the ghost world."

I said, "Then how do I go back?"

As if I asked some ridiculous question, the old boatman smiled and shook his head: "You want to go back after coming here?" Then he stopped and said, "Here we are."

When I looked up, the boat had reached the shore.

The old boatman motioned for me to get off the boat. I saw no one on the shore except for the bright red cockroach flowers. I thought that no one would say anything if I went down, so I asked the old boatman, "Has no one ever gone back?"

"You mean human beings? There was one not long ago." The old boatman said as he landed, "but that man is different from you. He is a Taoist priest with good morals."

I said with a guilty conscience, "I am also a Taoist priest."

The old boatman took a look at me, stopped the boat on the shore and said, "But he has very powerful mana."

It sounded familiar to me: "What's the Taoist's name?"

The old boatman said: "It seems that the surname is Ma?"

I clapped my legs and shouted: "He is the great-grandson of my grandfather's second uncle's uncle."

The old boatman looked at me sympathetically: "This method of pretending to be familiar has long been outdated."

I said, "I'm not pretending to be familiar, it's true! My surname is Ma too!"

The old boatman asked, "Then do you know where Taoist Ma is now?"

I stepped off the boat and said, "I don't know."

The old boatman sighed, rowed the boat out, and said as he rowed: "He said back then that this place was dangerous, and he had to guard it all the time. Even if his soul died, he would not be reincarnated, but now he disappeared... Hey, I didn't expect it. Ah, he'll say he's missing, too."

I shouted loudly: "Boatman, don't leave yet, tell me how he got out?"

The old boatman didn't answer, and slowly rowed the oars, disappearing into the black void.

I stood there for a while, suddenly felt dizzy, and shook involuntarily. When I stabilized my body, I saw the boundless red cockroach flowers around me again, feeling agitated in my heart, and walked to the depths quickly.

After walking for a while, I suddenly saw a person standing not far away, I hurried over, patted his shoulder and said, "Oh, I finally met someone."

The man turned his head, and it turned out to be a mummy!
His eyeballs are gone, and there are two holes in the eye sockets. The skin on his face is huddled, and the entire gums are exposed. Only the hair on his head is sparse. Except for the layers of skin, the rest looks like a skeleton. No difference.

The mummy stared at me with two black hole eye sockets. I don't know if he can see me without eyeballs. It's just that I feel chills from being stared at by him. Goosebumps are all over my body. I only regret that I didn't have something to defend myself.

The mummy looked at me for a while, looked away, stood up slowly, and walked forward, making strange noises while walking.

His tongue was dry, and he could only make some unconscious syllables. I couldn't make out what he was saying, but the voice sounded unspeakably pathetic.

As he was walking, I noticed that he had a long, thin tail behind his back.

This is a monster.

The mummy walked a few steps and suddenly fell to the ground.I thought he tripped by himself, but another mummy stood up there!
The second mummy pressed the first mummy in the flowers, and frantically tore the latter's limbs. The first mummy did not leave any blood, and the ripped place kept making a sound similar to the tearing of cloth strips. Finally torn to shreds.

The second mummy chewed the skin removed from the first mummy in his mouth, and suddenly howled while chewing, holding the body of the first mummy repeatedly repeating a syllable: "What? ... ah... um... ah..."

The red manjusawa vines wrapped around the limbs of the two mummies, and finally wrapped the two mummies together. After a while, the vines receded, leaving only a pile of bones in place.

This flower can eat people!

Standing in the endless sea of ​​flowers, I was cold from head to toe, I wanted to escape, but I didn't know where I could escape, my feet softened, and I could only look at the pile of bones.

At this moment, I saw two identical tail bones in the pile of white bones.Seeing that, I realized what the second mummy said just now, "What... ah... ah... ah..." It was calling "Mom"!
The monster ate his own mother!
A chill came out of me, and I didn't know where the strength came from, so I got up and ran.

The manjushahua glows red, and the flower field spreads far away with my steps like a red silk that is constantly unfolding.

Some mummies appeared in front of them. Among them were monsters with animal bodies and human heads, and there were also humans.They wandered among the flowers expressionlessly, without exception, their bodies were thin and skinny.

Suddenly a mummy of a woman with a big belly yelled. She cut open her stomach, then pulled out a bloody child and threw it to the ground.

At the same time, the mummy next to them swarmed up and dismembered the pregnant female corpse. They chewed the skin of the female corpse expressionlessly, and then were swallowed by the red manjushahua.

I was going crazy from this scene, I ran like crazy, and on the way, I saw soldiers wearing the same battle uniforms killing each other, twin brothers killing each other, couples beating each other, old people strangling children, women stabbing men, human beings kill animals, animals kill humans...

There is nothing more cruel than this in the world.

At the end of the run, I didn't even look at them anymore. I just repeated the movement of running. I could feel the energy gradually flowing from my body to the flower field. Finally, my body turned into a ball of cotton and I couldn't use my strength. Can't push.

I fell on the manjushahua, and the narrator did not know who threw a broken mirror, and a face was reflected in the mirror.

It was a man's face, thin and sallow, with sunken eye sockets. Except for the eyes in the eye sockets, it was no different from other mummy.

that's my face!
It's over, I've become like this too.A feeling of anger suddenly appeared in my heart, why did I become like this, who did I provoke, why am I here?
The more I think about it, the angrier I get, I just want to destroy everything in this world.

That anger made me unable to control myself, I stood up, walked around restlessly, like other mummy, waiting for a certain mummy to burst into anger or collapse from exhaustion, so that I could tear his bones and skin , to ease my anger.

I could sense the irritability of the other mummies, and it made me even more irritable.That's when I sense someone's negativity reaching a peak.

It was a little mummy, wearing a small skirt, it looked like a girl, and was stepping on the flowers on the ground angrily when it exploded in anger.

The mummy next to me swarmed up, and I didn't fall behind. I jumped over a few steps to hold the little mummy's hand.A mummy next to me snapped off the little mummy's arm, removed a piece of skin, put it in his mouth, and threw the rest aside.I was in a hurry when I was squeezed out by other mummy, and seeing him throwing his arm away, I hurried over to pick it up.

Seeing that there was still a small piece of skin on it, I was as happy as if I had discovered a treasure. I carefully lifted it off, raised my head halfway, pinched it with my ring finger and thumb, and lifted it carefully into the air, then bent my body and opened my mouth wide. , about to throw the skin into his mouth.

At this moment, I tilted my head and saw the broken mirror on the ground just now. In the mirror, I was intoxicated with the expression of looking at the corpse skin in my hand—a bloodless, withered face, matched with Greedy expression, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts!
I shivered violently and regained my senses immediately.

What am I doing?
The little mummy was still being torn apart by other mummy, I was angry from it, rushed into the group of corpses, protected the little mummy and shouted: "Do you have any fucking humanity! This is a child, or a little girl!"

Those mummies shifted their targets and ran over to pull me. While I was protecting the little girl's mummified corpse and pushing those zombies, I suddenly felt a thud in my right leg. When I turned around, my right leg was actually taken off by the little mummified corpse.

The little mummy hugged my leg, and stuffed the skin into its mouth expressionlessly.

I looked at her and wanted to be angry but couldn't. I just felt a deep sadness.

I was missing a leg, I couldn't stand stably, and I fell to the ground all of a sudden, those mummified corpses swarmed up and began to tear me apart.

I don't feel any pain at all, and now I have fully recovered my sanity. Unfortunately, I can't stop a group of mummy corpses with my hands. I watched my body being dismantled by those mummy corpses. In the end, only a head was left. I couldn't resist at all, rolling around on the ground go.

I resigned myself to the thought that I would have to die again.

Thinking about it like this makes me very depressed. Most people’s last words are very handsome, but last time before I died, my last last words in this world were: I’ll wipe it.

At that time, Sanniang was right in front of me, and I sacrificed my life to save her. Based on the friendship between her and me, don’t say anything about love tiger oil in English. Even if I say “I miss you, big girl”, she will wholeheartedly remember me for the rest of my life. .

I wipe it!In the end, I actually said a fuck!

The mummy divided my body, and that little mummy ran over to lift my face again. I looked at her sadly and said, "Little friend, your uncle is thin-skinned and not tasty. You see, I saved you once." Come on, just give me some face."

That mummy, like me just now, has lost its mind, so naturally it won't listen to me, and stretches out its remaining hand to touch me.At this moment, there was a bang, and the surrounding mummies were swept into the air.

"Go away!" A familiar voice rang in my ears. I opened my eyes and saw the satin-covered fan flapping away the mummified corpses. Sanniang in red was standing in front of me with a fan in her hand, her face was smeared. With a sad and guilty expression, I have never seen this female fairy show such a fragile side, she walked up to me sadly, hugged my head, and said softly: "Sorry, brother Ma, I'm late. "

I looked at her without blinking, and she also looked at me carefully with tears in her eyes: "If I had been tougher and let you go, you wouldn't have died..."

When I saw her cry, even though she had no body, I still felt distressed, so I comforted her and said, "Hey, don't blame yourself, who knows about such things?"

Sanniang suddenly opened her eyes wide, exclaimed and threw me out.

I ouched and rolled a few times on the ground.

Sanniang pointed at me and said, "Are you alive?"

I said: "I also find it very strange, why haven't I died yet? Could it be that I have become the number two man?"

"Wait a minute..." Sanniang pointed at my neck and asked, "What is that?"

I don't know what happened to my neck, but I just feel itchy, and something keeps pouring down.

Sanniang took out the jade plate and showed it to me, and I saw that I grew feet, legs, body and arms slowly from the neck on the jade plate, just like a balloon doll that was shrunk into a ball and was blown up. My body grew completely immediately, and my face returned to its original color due to the abundant blood.

I stood up, moved my body, and felt the same as usual.

How is this going?

San Niang and I looked at each other.

Sanniang said, "What happened to you?"

I told Sanniang about my coming here in detail, and Sanniang observed my body carefully and said, "This body doesn't look like your own, the body smell is too strong."

"Really?" I looked at my body, "I didn't feel anything."

Sanniang thought about it and said: "You said that when you were in the river, the severed limbs rushed towards you, it should be because you absorbed the severed limbs in the river, so when you were injured, these severed limbs formed your new body " After she finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to touch my shoulder, closed her eyes and felt for a while: "That's right, there are hundreds of different ghost auras in your body now."

"Is that all right?" I said, "So am I alive or dead?"

"I have never encountered such a thing." Sanniang said, "Although your body is no longer your own, your life is still going on, and with so many broken limbs, you can be reborn countless times. She shook her head, "I don't know whether you are dead or alive now."

Isn't this the same as opening the plug-in to lock the life!I said happily, "Then I can't die?"

Sanniang glanced at me: "You are so beautiful, there is no one in the world who can't die? Judging from the fact that the last thing left in these two times is your head, if your head is injured, you can't recover."

I remembered the little mummy trying to pick my face just now, and I was afraid for a while.

Sanniang stared at me and said, "But why on earth do you possess such abilities? Could this be your aptitude?"

I said, "Sanniang, do you know how to go back?"

San Niang said: "Come with me." Then she led me forward.

I said: "Walking in this flower field, I feel that my strength is about to be sucked dry. Why are you alright?"

"Because I have great mana." Sanniang smiled and said, "And the time I stay here is very short. If I stay here for a long time, no matter how much mana I have, it will be exhausted."

We asked and answered, as if nothing had happened before, the atmosphere was harmonious and harmonious.

I really don't want to break the current atmosphere, but I have to ask some questions: "San Niang, did you make this happen?"

San Niang nodded.

"You really want to kill us?"

"..." Sanniang said, "Brother Ma, would you believe me if I said I was forced to do so?"

I said without hesitation, "I believe."

Because I answered too quickly, Sanniang stopped in surprise, looked at me, and smiled in surprise: "Why?"

I said, "It's not just me. If you ask anyone on the second floor, even Yunmei, they will answer you like this."

San Niang smiled and turned her head.

I asked again: "San Niang, what is your purpose?"

Sanniang was silent for a moment, and said, "Save someone."

"Who?"

Sanniang said, "A hero."

I asked: "Male?"

Sanniang nodded: "Yes."

All the men in the world want women to regard themselves as heroes, but they don't want the hero in the woman they like to be someone else.So I was a little uncomfortable hearing this sentence.

Sanniang is such a smart fairy, she immediately knew what I was thinking and laughed: "Little Ma, although I respect and love him, but that has nothing to do with the love between men and women." She asked me as she walked, "You see here Are there groups of mummified corpses?"

"I see." I said, "I thought that only people would transform into corpses when they died, but I didn't expect you monsters to do the same."

San Niang said: "They are all sealed in the small second floor and cannot go out."

"No wonder my building is always haunted by ghosts." I said, "There are so many things sealed underneath. Could it be that this is the legendary Tower of Demon Suppression?"

San Niang looked at me suspiciously: "Suppressing Demon Tower?"

I gestured and explained to her: "It's a high-level prison where monsters who committed murder and arson are locked up and reformed. It is said that those who go in are all sentenced to life imprisonment, and basically they can't get out."

Sanniang shook her head and said, "No, this is not what you said."

I said, "What's that?"

"I don't know what this is." Sanniang shook her head and said, "I only know that this is a place of extreme yin. The formation of a place of extreme yin requires the right time and place, and the environment will always change more or less over the years. , so there is not only one extremely yin place in the world. The location of the extremely yin place is not fixed, but is constantly shifting. The transfer time may be 1000 years, or it may be a few seconds. Although the extremely yin place is Humans and immortals are not good, but it is a good place for ghosts to practice... It was 800 years ago that something abnormal was discovered."

When I finally heard Sanniang tell a story, I took two quick steps and went to her side to listen to what she said.

(End of this chapter)