plane old driver

Chapter 6 Rising posture!
"Look at the walking posture!" Hu Yijun gave him a blank look, Zhang Xiaojun smiled awkwardly, and nodded, acquiescing to Hu Yijun's words.

"First Army, hurry up, or it will be bad if you go in!" Zhang Xiaojun reminded.

"Well, master, wait for us. When I come back, I will go directly to Yuelai Inn immediately, and the fare will be doubled for you!" Hu Yijun opened the car door, and ran to Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin at a brisk pace. The black silk thread was put on Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin's hair, and the black silk thread immediately sank into Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin's hair.

Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin turned around and saw that it was Hu Yijun, and then shouted at Hu Yijun, "Hu Yijun, didn't you get fixed yesterday, didn't you? Are you fucking going to be beaten again? Hurry up... Oops, my tongue " Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin bit his tongue out of excitement.

"First Army, let's go, what are you doing!" Chen Qi shouted as he got out of the car.

"Oh, draft, beat me, I'll curse you for being unlucky today!" Hu Yijun gave Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin a vicious look, and ran away.

Yang Qianqian's eldest cousin was very angry and wanted to chase, but was stopped by Yang Qianqian.

"There's no need to argue with that kind of immature person... let's go in." Yang Qianqian's winking eyes were like silk.

Zhang Xiaojun saw this scene, and added in his heart: "It's true that a person can't be judged by appearance, the sea water can't be measured, the appearance is pure and cold, and the heart...cough cough cough!"

The three of them arrived at Yuelai Inn not long after. Although it was an inn, it mainly served food. After eating, Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi hurriedly took a taxi home. After all, there was still a mission to do.

When they got home, Zhang Xiaojun drove out, presumably to help those in need on the road, Zhang Dajun and Liu Mei were busy with the work at hand and didn't care about Zhang Xiaojun.

"What are you pulling this time? A toad spirit came last time. This time you pull a god? It's a ghost, forget it. Pulling a god, a cultivator, needless to say, every treasure is of high quality!" Zhang Xiaojun looked at the golden dots on the map. Just drove over.

Not long after, they came near a golden dot. The car stopped for less than a minute, and someone opened the car door, and a boy with two buns tied into the sky got in.

"My great immortal, where are you going?"

"Go to the East China Sea!" said the boy in the co-pilot seat.

Zhang Xiaojun was a little speechless, can this go to the sea?However, he still started the car, turned a few intersections, and got on a highway with no speed limit. While driving, Zhang Xiaojun would occasionally glance at the sleeping teenager in the co-pilot.

"So familiar, with this hairstyle, could it be Nezha? No, the age is not right..." Zhang Xiaojun thought about the speed of the car at 230 and entered that environment.

"Navigation starts!"

The system gave a reminder, and Zhang Xiaojun pressed the button and started driving. The more he looked at the young man on the co-pilot, the more curious he became, and finally couldn't help it, and said, "Daxian, are you Nezha?"

"Yes..." Nezha replied in a daze.

"Fuck, it's true! Such nonsense." Zhang Xiaojun said in surprise.

Zhang Xiaojun drifted across an intersection, changed another road, and continued: "Brother Nezha, is your body real or fake? Did your master make it out of lotus roots?"

"Huh? How did you know that!" Nezha suddenly woke up, looking at Zhang Xiaojun fixedly.

"Uh, this, I saw it in the cartoon..." Zhang Xiaojun really didn't know what to say, so he withdrew the cartoon.

"I have already acted in cartoons? I didn't expect my story to spread so far. Let me talk about the plot." Nezha looked at Zhang Xiaojun with interest.

"Okay, the thing is like this..." Zhang Xiaojun told the story of Nezha making a big fuss in the East China Sea.

Nezha laughed after hearing this, and said: "This is too nonsense, I have a relationship with that guy Ao Bing's younger sister, that's why Ao Bing came to trouble me, and I didn't To beat my brother-in-law so badly is to hurt him for a hundred days."

"Ah? So that's what happened, no, Nezha, how old were you then?"

"Ten years old!" Nezha said with his head behind his hands.

"Pfft, don't be funny, what does a ten-year-old know?" Zhang Xiaojun was full of disbelief.

Nezha laughed again, and said, "I know, hey hey hey..."

"Were you Mao Changqi at that time?" Zhang Xiaojun gave Nezha a contemptuous look.

"Do you understand what spiritual love is? Also, why doesn't your taxi have some entertainment, play some music or something, it's been so boring for so long." Nezha said a little dissatisfied.

"It's good to pull you, you are asking too much, I will sing you the song of your cartoon, it's him, it's him, it's him..." Zhang Xiaojun raised his throat.

Nezha also sang at the end. The trip to the East China Sea was really long. Zhang Xiaojun felt that a long time had passed, and the car was still driving on the underwater road, which was a bit scary.

"Fuck, the seabed is so beautiful!" Zhang Xiaojun inspected the beauty of the seabed for the first time.

"What is this, I will show you whether the mermaid will go or not?" Nezha also felt that Zhang Xiaojun had the same eyes, and they were all hehe...

"go."

The two fellows began to discuss some colorful topics. Of course, Nezha was the main speaker, and they all talked about the deeds of so-and-so or so-and-so in the heaven.

"Let me tell you, Tianpeng and Jade Emperor went to the Moon Palace to look for Fairy Chang'e and bumped into each other. At that time, this incident was widely circulated. Guess what happened?" Nezha laughed. stand up.

"The canopy was demoted to the mortal world." Zhang Xiaojun said.

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Guess, what happened later?"

"Later, Tianpeng found nine or nine 81 wives in the mortal world, and then returned to the heavenly court. Now he has started a tourism project on his day, and has become a super boss, with beautiful women in his arms every day. In the heavenly world, except for the Jade Emperor, everyone is better than her." But he"

"Ah? I don't study much, don't lie to me, didn't Tianpeng and Tang Seng learn scriptures later?" Zhang Xiaojun drifted to an intersection.

"Well, I learned from the scriptures, but it doesn't prevent Tianpeng from looking for a wife. Look, how can such a handsome man not bother?" Nezha waved his hand casually, and a very handsome young man appeared.

"Zi la..."

Because Zhang Xiaojun looked at the picture too seriously, he directly wiped the railing on the side of the road.

"Damn it!" Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly drove the car to the meeting, his heart was bleeding, and he hoped not to scratch too much.

"Young man, be careful when driving, or you won't be able to keep up with your nutrition!" Nezha said, looking at Zhang Xiaojun with a smirk.

"It's good to eat eggs often."

"Yes, how much spiritual energy and materials do you need to spend on one transport?" Nezha asked.

"Ah? Reiki and materials... this... I'll do the math!" Zhang Xiaojun really didn't know how much he would consume in one trip, it seemed like he was burning oil.

"It's almost a quarter of your normal size." Zhang Xiaojun said based on the principle of cheapness.

"Oh, then, they are all acquaintances, and you are too embarrassed to charge me too much. This thing is the jade lotus root given by my master. It is just one piece. It can cure all diseases. How about it as the fare for this time?" Nezha said with a grin.

"How is this good? We are all acquaintances, you just need to introduce me to a mermaid." Zhang Xiaojun looked you understand.

Nezha put the box containing the lotus root on the instrument panel, and said: "The monsters have different ways, it's better for you to find someone, but I'm curious, why can you take us across the boundary wall and walk in the void?" , so fast."

(End of this chapter)