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Chapter 7 Fengdu was fined for urinating! (Thank you for getting on the bus at the third watch)

ps: Passengers, I bought a ticket (recommended ticket), thank you!
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"I just want to know. I'm so confused. When we get there, I won't go to see the mermaid. I'll go back and try to take another trip." Zhang Xiaojun stopped the car.

"Okay, good wind."

"Good luck driving."

Driving all the way, Zhang Xiaojun returned to the starting point, checked the car, found no damage caused by friction, he was relieved, and he was lucky, there was a golden dot nearby, he drove over without saying a word, When we arrived at the location, the car stopped and looked around, and found that there was a purple dot and a red dot on the map.

Immediately, Zhang Xiaojun heard the sound of arguing.

"Get out of the way, what's wrong with you gods, bullying us goblins, I saw it first, it's unreasonable." A female voice said.

"What? Obviously I saw it first. I saw it from a long distance and came here first." A male voice said.

"The gods and goblins are fighting?" Zhang Xiaojun was a little confused, and he was playing like this, but then, the situation became even more painful.

A white-clothed, long-haired ghost directly opened the car door and sat in the co-pilot.

"Don't pay attention to them. Immortals and monsters are the most involved. Take me first and go to Fengdu."

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, and started the car, leaving behind the dumbfounded gods and goblins, who could still hear the goblins complaining that the gods "blame you", but I don't know if there was a fight or not.

The car passed through the boundary wall, and the navigation started. Zhang Xiaojun didn't want the journey to be too boring, so he said, "Brother, why did you exhaust your lifespan?"

"suicide."

Looking at the face of the ghost on the glass, Zhang Xiaojun swallowed his saliva and said, "Huh? I don't think you are very old. Why do you commit such a spineless thing like suicide?"

"I want spring flowers to bloom, facing the sea."

"Haizi's poems."

"That's what I wrote."

"Are you Haizi?"

"Well, I didn't expect anyone to remember my poems." A clean smile appeared on Haizi's pale face, which made Zhang Xiaojun a little sad.

"The poems you wrote are very good. I also want to face the sea one day. Spring is warm and flowers are blooming, and Fengdu is here." Zhang Xiaojun looked at a big city in front of him.

"Yes, yes, I have no money." Haizi said.

"My own person, talking about money hurts feelings, if you have a chance, just write me a poem, haha." Zhang Xiaojun waived Haizi's fare out of admiration or pity. As for gas money, he still has tens of thousands of soft girls Useless.

"Just wrote a poem:
if it is possible
Please allow me the fate of three lives
so you can regret
can do it all over again
can continue the relationship
I wish to be your faithful shadow

For you to think good for you to choose
if it is possible
I am willing to wait for that snow for you
as long as your hair ends curl up
A little hope"

The title of this poem is "If I Can Love You". After Haizi finished speaking, his face was filled with happiness.

"Haizi, you have someone you like, no, you like a ghost?" Zhang Xiaojun looked at Haizi suspiciously and said.

"Yeah, I came here to find her this time." Haizi's face was full of longing for happiness. A ghost is pursuing happiness, which touched Zhang Xiaojun deeply.

When he arrived at the place where he could park his car, Zhang Xiaojun stopped the car, but he was very puzzled because there were no ghosts around, and on the map, all the red dots were concentrated in Fengdu.

"Haizi, is it a holiday today? Why are there no ghosts outside?"

"Oh, today is the Ghost King's Day. Ghost King Fuze's entire ghost clan has gone to Fengdu. I have to go too, or I won't be able to make it." Haizi left a sentence and ran towards Fengdu.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the task and made sure there was no time limit, so he closed the car door out of curiosity and rushed towards Fengdu. The city gate of Fengdu was not guarded, and he might be going to participate in the so-called Ghost King Festival.

Not long after, Zhang Xiaojun entered Fengdu. The buildings in Fengdu are very antique, but there is a gloomy air everywhere, which made Zhang Xiaojun want to pee a little. Zhang Xiaojun had no quality for a while. Behind the wall of the house, Zhang Xiaojun began to hiss, but when he was halfway through urinating, Zhang Xiaojun was slapped on the back.

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At that moment, Zhang Xiaojun was dumbfounded, and the water stopped flowing.

"Damn it, who is it? Scared labor and capital to piss." Zhang Xiaojun was dumbfounded after turning his head with his pants up, because it was a man in military uniform who came.

"Are you a living person?" The ghost guard asked with his eyes wide open.

Zhang Xiaojun nodded, swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Ghost, it's impolite of you to interrupt others to pee."

"Your urine is a boy's urine, look behind yourself." The ghost guard said angrily.

Zhang Xiaojun turned his head hastily, he didn't know if he didn't see it, he was startled when he saw it, because the place where he urinated behind was smoking, and the building was corroded.

"You won't need compensation?" Zhang Xiaojun asked weakly.

"Nonsense, seeing that you are a living person, you will be fined 50 billion yuan. This is a ticket. Just remit the money to the Fengdu account of the People's Bank of the underworld." The ghost guard said angrily, and handed the ticket to Zhang Xiaojun .

"I'm going, 50 billion? Isn't it? 50 billion..."

"You still think it's too much? 50 billion is already a discount for you. If it weren't for the Ghost King Festival today, I would have fined you 100 billion. Look at how you destroyed the ground in Fengdu?" .

"Brother Ghost, isn't this 50 billion RMB?"

"No, we use this here!" The ghost messenger took out a ghost note with a face value of tens of millions and showed it to Zhang Xiaojun.

Zhang Xiaojun saw that it was money burned by people on the earth after death, and the face value was hundreds of millions. It was only a few yuan, so he let go of his heart and said: "Oh, it turned out to be this, that's no problem, then how can I pay the fine?" ?”

The ghost guard is a little speechless. Why is the kid in front of him suddenly happy now? A fine of 50 billion is not a small amount, but he still said: "Considering that you didn't bring any money, you can send money to your relatives in the underworld. Just send it over."

"Understood, brother ghost, you are really ghostly, can I go to see the Ghost King Festival now?" Zhang Xiaojun was still a little curious.

"You'd better not go, the ghost king doesn't like living people, lest you commit a crime, and the yin energy is too heavy, you should go back to the world as soon as possible, and enjoy the time you are alive." The ghost messenger persuaded and left.

Zhang Xiaojun looked at the cold fireworks in the distance. He decided to go back and buy a mobile phone. To do this job, he might see some good scenery. It would be too bad not to stay, although the low temperature around him made him start to shiver up.

Then Zhang Xiaojun reluctantly left Fengdu.

It was already ten o'clock, Zhang Xiaojun yelled badly, and he would definitely be scolded when he went back. He hurriedly sped up the car and rushed home. After returning home, he was undoubtedly scolded.

The next morning, Zhang Xiaojun got up early, brought 5000 RMB by the way, decided to buy a mobile phone, and came to the school with Chen Qi.

As soon as the two arrived at the school gate, Hu Yijun surrounded him with a smile on his face. He rushed forward and gave Zhang Xiaojun a bear hug. At that time, Zhang Xiaojun was dumbfounded, this damn is at the school gate.

"Brother Xiaojun, you are simply the lucky star in my life, look at this photo." Hu Yijun hurriedly showed Zhang Xiaojun and Chen Qi the photo on his phone.

(End of this chapter)