Best Evil Emperor

Chapter 252 The Scented Chamber Pot (1)
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I looked at both ends of the street, and couldn't help but swear inwardly, what a fuck, the walking corpse and I flew straight down from the third floor of Longfengju. I also wanted to ask the Demon Emperor about the basement, so I walked a little too fast, but after we landed and took two steps, I discovered something that made me want to go crazy.

Unexpectedly, there is a large group of Jianghu people holding knives standing in front of us, and there is another group of Jianghu people holding swords behind us, and now the pedestrians on the street have long been hiding far away except for these two groups of people. Yeah, I couldn't help but patted my head when I saw this scene, I was really dizzy today, I actually ran into the legendary Jianghu Dasi Killer, needless to say, seeing the aggressive appearance of these two groups of people, it is obvious that they are going to fight in groups, of course Dasi Adams killed.

However, the position of Longfengju is exactly in the middle of the two groups of people, and the walking corpse and I who jumped from Longfengju happened to be caught in the middle by these two groups of people. May I ask what is this? I was extremely depressed, because there were houses on both sides, and the walking corpse and I couldn't run if we wanted to. I depended. At this moment, I saw those two people walking towards us at the same time. Of course, I knew their goal was definitely not The two of us, they didn't even look at us, but the two teams slowly pressed towards the middle, and now I was even more dizzy, and they were about to start fighting.

At this moment, when I was thinking about how to take the opportunity to escape, I heard a woman shouting from above my head: "Damn thief, don't go." I heard the sound and looked up, and the original speaker was On the third floor of Longfengju, that person was none other than Miss Chen, Chen Yunxiao, and I accidentally looked into the first floor of Longfengju, and found that member Chen was walking towards the exit. His father came downstairs so he dared to yell like that, but her yelling was quickly drowned out by the deafening roars of the two teams, and the team on the left yelled at the same time. Said: "Brothers, let's rush up and kill their guy who Linglongmen."

And here in Xiang, the people on the right also responded: "You people of Qingfengtang, don't bully people too much, don't think that we are afraid of you."

At this time, I looked up again, and found that not only Chen Yunxiao, but also the little maid Zixue was shouting with her mouth open, but I said they were yelling, and I also I just guessed from the arc of their mouth shapes, because I couldn't hear a word of their voices, because at this time, the deafening roar of the two teams became even more loud because of your loud noise. It was so huge, I shrugged my shoulders unknowingly, and compared my middle fingers to Chen Yunxiao and Zixue, and then I wanted to use lightness kung fu to fly over the heads of the group of people in front with the walking corpses, because I was afraid that if I didn't fly away, Chen Yun Xiao that bitch will fly down from Longfengju to beat me. Although I am not afraid of her martial arts, but now they are fighting in groups, if I fight with that bitch, they will definitely get angry, and then they will attack The two of us came, although I am not afraid of those people, but I have to do business in this town, and I am not causing trouble, so these troubles can be saved as much as possible.

But when I stepped up and was about to fly, a knife suddenly cut down on my head. I watched the knife fall slowly because I knew that the target of the knife was not me, but It was the stray dog ​​behind me, the dog died when the knife fell, the puppy barked twice and then passed the fart, then the guy with the knife spat at the dog, and said righteously: "Qingfengtang Doing business, the generation of idlers, kill Wuhao.

I was wondering, this dog was just passing by, and it was really unlucky to be murdered, but it also has something wrong, why did it come out when people were fighting?After reading this, I was ready to fight, because the dog killer said that the idlers would kill Wu Hao, and I thought he would kill me right away, but what surprised me was that the guy mentioned With a swipe of the knife, he turned around and walked towards their compatriots in the Qingfengtang. Seeing this, I couldn't help but asked depressedly behind him: "Hey, I said brother, are you trying to kill the idlers?" Why don't you behead me?" My words obviously meant a challenge, and I planned that if he really dared to behead me, I would destroy their Shilaozi Qingfengtang, but I didn't expect that person to kill me. Hearing what I said, he suddenly turned his head, looked at me seriously and said, "Stop bluffing me, do you think I will fight you when you stand here? Flying down from the place where I was flying, my martial arts must be higher than mine, if I cut you, would you beat me into the air, and then tell me, I can’t bear a surprise attack, tell you, there is no way."

After listening to this guy's words, I was so stunned that my jaw almost dropped to the ground. I really convinced him.

But after this little episode, I suddenly found that Chen Yunxiao and Zixue had gone down to the first floor of Longfeng Residence at some point, and they were watching the situation outside with Chen Yuanwai, because Chen Yuanwai saw him With this posture, he will definitely not rush out rashly, so he is waiting for those people to finish the fight before coming out. Of course, he is observing the troops from Qingfengtang and Linglongmen, while Zixue and Chen Yunxiao's Their eyes were staring at me viciously. Although their eyes were fierce, I knew they were pretending on purpose. In their hearts, they were actually a little bit reluctant for me to leave so soon, but in some respects, they had to Don't pretend to have a vicious expression that wants to eat me, I saw it, and couldn't help but secretly smiled bitterly, it seems that half of the three souls and seven souls of these two girls have been hooked by me, hehe, wait a minute When we met again, I thought I was [-]% sure of winning their red pills, but now, I still have to dodge first.

But just as I was thinking about it, the two groups of people suddenly fell silent. As soon as they were quiet, the whole street became silent in a silent atmosphere, and the atmosphere became heavier, a bit like before a storm came. , At this time, the two people who were leading the two teams came to Shanshan to take a step forward. From the beginning, those two were the leaders of the two teams.

The person on Qingfengtang's side is a thick-eyed, thick-eyed man with a big knife and a red ribbon around his waist, while Linglongmen's side is a tall, thin and strong man in a green fir suit holding a sword.

The eyes of these two people were burning, but they both had a murderous look on their aura. At this time, the thick and thick man spoke first: "Qingyalong, you people from Linglongmen sneaked into our main hall and stole us!" The chamber pot of the gang leader, how will this account be settled?"

"Hey, I said Fat Fusan, you Qingfengtang, don't step on our heads casually, our people just took a broken chamber pot from your gang leader, it is necessary to send so many people to find it Our scum?"

"Qingyalong, you don't want a dog that can't spit out ivory. What kind of broken chamber pot is the chamber pot that our leader personally uses. Can you buy the same one on the street? Our leader's chamber pot has been used for five years. Now He doesn't have the chamber pot, so he can't even pee out, if you do this, if you make our leader suffer from some kind of illness, can you afford to pay for it?"

After this Fat Fu finished his three words, I saw that everyone in the Dragon and Phoenix Residence laughed out loud, and the staff member Chen also laughed so hard that his tears were about to flow out, and he was still talking in a low voice, although he couldn't hear it, But I guess what he meant was something like; haha, who knows, the chamber pot is still using emotion, and without the chamber pot, can't you urinate?It's really an anecdote in the world, I laughed to death.

And at this time, not only Longfengju, but also passers-by hiding in other storefronts are laughing and talking, they are so good, they are laughing wildly, and I am standing in the middle of the road, if I want to laugh, I have to fuck Hold back, lest those people transfer their firepower to me. I can't kill them and kill passers-by at that time. It's very troublesome anyway, so I can only hold back.

But at this time, the skinny man in Tsing Yi had a somewhat embarrassed expression, as if he couldn't find a word to refute for a while. When I saw him like that, I felt angry and funny, so I blurted out to him: "I said Xiongtai, you call your subordinates!" Wouldn’t it be enough to return the chamber pot to them? You’re blocking the road like this, seriously affecting traffic, and causing great inconvenience to the common people.”

(End of this chapter)