Best Evil Emperor

Chapter 253 The Scented Chamber Pot (2)
As soon as I finished speaking, the Qingyalong smiled a little embarrassedly, and then I said to Yan: "Little brother, it's not that we don't miss them, it's just that the guy I took the chamber pot drank too much that day, and he didn't know how to drink it later. The chamber pot was left there."

At this time, Fat Fusan went mad again: "Qingyalong, anyway, if you can't hand over the chamber pot today, don't think about leaving. Now our leader is still lying on the bed, and he can't get out of the bed because of the urine. After today, if there is something wrong with our leader, you will come and see him."

That Qingyalong also knew that he was wronged, and he didn't know what to do for a while. At this time, the passers-by around saw this scene and also loudly agreed: "Arrest the person who took the chamber pot and ask him, see if he thinks about it that day. Where are you?" For a while, such similar words kept coming from all directions, those passers-by were afraid that they would be hurt by a fight here, so they all hid, but now when they heard this, they all felt These people may not be able to fight anymore, so they dare to put forward various opinions boldly. I really wanted to cry when I saw this scene.

Now that Qingyalong was also dizzy from the crowd's noise, and shouted to the surroundings: "Shut up, everyone." As soon as he said this, the ordinary people were frightened, and the whole street was silent When he got down, he shook his head and muttered to himself again: "Catch it? Where can I tell Lao Tzu to catch him? The man was drunk to death the day before yesterday. Now there is no proof of his death. Where can I find that broken chamber pot? That dog Everyone in Japan is dead, and if he caused such troubles, he will die in hell, you dog."

He was scratching his scalp while venting. I found it a little funny seeing him like that. I sighed softly, walked slowly to him, and whispered, "Brother, have you seen that chamber pot before?" Pass?"

The Qingyalong looked up at me, thought for a while, and said bitterly: "I have seen it, but I can't get one for them now."

I patted him lightly on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It's good that I have met you before. Hey, I think you are a heroic person, brother. As the saying goes, you rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out. If you trust me, brother I'll help you with this matter. I'll make you a friend."

When the Qingyalong heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, he stared at me for a while, and then said: "You?" He asked half-believingly, "How can you help me?"

I put my mouth close to his ear and whispered: "You first describe the characteristics of that chamber pot, as long as we get them an identical one." They are all well-researched. It is not difficult for me to make a chamber pot. The main thing is to know what kind of chamber pot it is, and it is easy to know the characteristics.

But I was a little depressed. Originally, I was planning to go back to the Majestic Inn, but this kind of funny thing happened to me. It really made me speechless. But I didn’t regret it afterwards, because it was just I have helped the right people, and they have brought me great benefits. Of course, that is all for later.

At this time, Fat Fusan, who was opposite me, saw that Qingyalong and I were whispering, and couldn't help feeling a little unhappy, and shouted over there: "Hey, what are you talking about? I said Qingyalong, what are you talking about?" If you don’t hand over the chamber pot, give me a letter of approval, do you want us so many brothers to wait here for the northwest wind to blow?”

"Fat Fu San, you're going to die later, I'm trying to find a way, so stop interrupting, I will definitely give you an explanation today, why are you panicking?" He replied loudly.

That Fat Fusan was probably also a little afraid of this Qingyalong, maybe they were quite similar in strength, so he didn't speak any more, but held his mouth in dissatisfaction, snorted, and folded his hands to blow the northwest wind over there.

At this time, Qingyalong thought for a while and said to me: "That day, our brothers from Linglongmen were invited by the leader of Qingfengtang to have a gathering in their main hall. Our two sects have been friends for many years, and they can be regarded as alliances. , our sect masters and their sect masters are all very close friends, so we often go to eat and drink, and over time, our two gangs have become familiar with each other. Let’s talk about the dinner party that day, and he was at the same table with me that day That guy is an alcoholic. He drank a lot that day, and I drank a lot too, and we were all drunk. As a result, he and I were in a hurry to urinate, and we went to pee together. The two of us went to the hut to see, the dog Damn, there was a sea of ​​people there, there were no seats left, we had no choice, so we wandered around, ended up in a house by the way, and it happened that there was a small pot in that house, and that guy and I pissed in it It's settled, I went out first, the guy didn't come out, the result was drunk and unconscious, and then he ran out after a long time, a brother in the door said he saw him holding a small jar He’s drinking, you know what he’s drinking, haha, that guy drank up all our urine, and later we found out that the jar was the chamber pot of the leader of Qingfengtang, and his room turned out to be the bedroom of the leader of the gang, although I went It’s been five or six times since I went to the Qingfeng Main Hall, and it’s the first time I know where the gang leader’s room was, and it’s the first time I’ve heard that the gang leader actually has a special chamber pot in so many years. Little brother, and, and, do you know what that guy did after drinking urine?"

This green-toothed dragon was like a cannonball, and he said a lot of things, which made me speechless. This guy opened and closed his mouth all about him. He really has no quality, but he said a lot. The jar is outside the chamber pot, but I don’t know the other features of the small jar. I really admire their ability to explain. I was about to mention this, but before I could say it, he was foaming again. Le Dao: "That guy is really nasty. He drank urine and broke into someone's kitchen upside down. As soon as he entered, he hugged a cooking girl and kissed her. Haha, think about it, his mouth was full of Urine smell, the little girl who went to a relative’s house, the little girl was not covered, so she gave him a shovel on the spot, this is what the cooking brother of Qingfengtang said, I laughed so hard, and, and, he With a shovel mark on his face, he came back to drink again, taking off his pants while drinking, it’s really bad, now that he thinks about that guy, it’s quite interesting, but unfortunately, he was born with a wine jar, so he gave his life to wine.” As he spoke, he felt a little emotional. It seemed that he and the alcoholic had a good relationship, and there was a bit of brotherhood, because there were still some small tears on his face at the moment, and it seemed that he was missing the alcoholic.

But now is not the time for him to be sad, I sighed, patted him on the shoulder lightly, and had to ask: "Brother, I know how you feel, but I haven't heard what you've said so much. How much about the chamber pot, why don't you talk about the characteristics of the chamber pot first?"

As soon as he heard my question, his originally sad expression regained his energy, he patted his forehead vigorously, and suddenly realized: "Yes, chamber pot, chamber pot, I was so busy talking about that drunkard, and I forgot about the chamber pot, by the way , That chamber pot, it looks like a small pot, round, just like those ordinary salt shakers, very common, you can buy it everywhere, but the smell in it is a bit special."

When I heard it, I unconsciously asked again: "According to what you said, you can just buy a chamber pot? But the smell you mentioned? It can't be the smell of peeing for many years without washing it?"

Qingyalong pondered for a moment, waved his hands, pursed his mouth and shook his head, saying: "No, no, it's not the smell of the throat, it's a very strange fragrance. At that time, I wondered how his jar was so fragrant, how could it be a chamber pot? The smell is really very fragrant, it is not added, I am sure it is the smell from the jar itself, there is also the smell in it, but the fragrance drowns the smell, and I can't smell the smell anymore, The jar is full of that aroma."

As soon as I heard this chamber pot, I felt that this chamber pot was a bit weird. Since it is used to hold urine and urine, even if it is washed every day, it cannot be very fragrant. It seems that it must have something to do with the material of the pot. When I read this, I thought I started to think about it, and asked what kind of pottery in the world can emit fragrance naturally?
While I was thinking about it, the Qingtooth Dragon suddenly patted his forehead again, as if thinking of something, he said to me: "I remembered, I have smelled that fragrance before."

"Oh?" I became interested as soon as I heard it, and asked unconsciously, "What kind of smell is that?"

(End of this chapter)