Best Evil Emperor

Chapter 256

Now it is obviously impossible for Tao Ye, who has spices, to make a chamber pot, so the only thing I can do now is to help the leader of Qingfengtang make a special spice, and then, just find the one he used to use For a small jar, just spread the spices on the bottom, and then fix the spices on the top with a special method. This is the simplest and most effective way, but I can only achieve the same effect as he used to use with this fake chamber pot , but it is impossible to make him the same chamber pot as before. If it is found to be a fake, there is no way, because the time is too short, and I can only do this.

At this time, Fat Fusan saw that the younger brother was carrying a basin with a lot of miscellaneous things in it, so he glanced at us a few times curiously, but thought that he was the third branch of Qingfengtang. Although he was very curious about the identity of the master of Leitang, he still didn't ask us what we were going to do because of face.

In fact, I also noticed his wink, and I couldn't help but feel amused in my heart. The expression of this big man with thick eyebrows who wants to ask but dare not ask is really funny, but I like to be funny, the more he wants to see, I The more I don't let him see, after reading this, I followed Qingyalong to meet the younger brother, then I whispered a few words to Qingyalong, and then went to the rear of the army with the younger brother, there were fifty troops in this team How many people are there? Although there are not too many people, it is still possible to block Pang Fu's gaze. I took two steps, looked back, and found that Pang Fu San squinted his eyes and looked at this side. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I went directly to the back of the line with the little brother and Qingyalong. Now that fat Fusan couldn't hold it anymore, and shouted at us: "Hey, Qingyalong! Yalong, what kind of tricks are you guys doing, can you still hand over the chamber pot?"

Qingyalong watched me fiddle with those materials, and impatiently replied in Fat Fusan's direction: "What is it called, I said I will explain it to you today, why are you so flustered?"

When Fat Fu San heard it, he was choked up. He didn't know how to retort, but he still tried to find out what I was going to do with those things, so his voice resounding like a bell came again: "I want to pay you back!" Why don't you go find it, what are you doing hiding behind there?"

"I'll get angry if you call me again, tell you to wait a moment." Qing Longya seems to be a quick-tempered person, and when he heard Fat Fu San's urging, he replied impatiently, but he definitely couldn't tell , Fat Fusan is not urging him, he wants to know what we are playing, this is a person's instinctive sense of curiosity.

But it's interesting to say that although Fat Fusan is the master of Zhenlei Hall in Qingfengtang, Qinglongya is always the deputy leader. In terms of status, they are actually similar, because Linglongmen is much smaller than Qingfengtang. But Fat Fusan just didn’t dare to mess with Qingyalong. It is estimated that they practiced quite well, or that Qingyalong was full of prestige. After Qingyalong’s reply, Fat Fusan seemed to be swallowed, and he dared not speak again for a long time Oh, this made me amused again, these two people are really interesting, they look like rivals on the surface, but in fact, there is a sense of rejoicing enemies in their bones.It seems that although they seem to be at odds on the surface, when it comes to a critical moment, it is estimated that they will be life-and-death friends, because both of them are bold, forthright, open-minded, and straightforward.

This time, Fat Fusan didn't speak anymore, and with Qinglongya's temperament, he couldn't bear the loneliness. While watching me smash the fragrant fallen leaves into powder and mix them with some miscellaneous spices, he bragged to me about his life in Jianghu Some anecdotes from the Internet.

Speaking of this Qingyalong usually stays in this Wangde Town most of the time, but he also has many opportunities to go out of the town to collect bills, so he has seen a lot on the way, like passing a barren mountain once, I saw a man and a woman fighting in the grass, but the man accidentally got it in the woman's eyes when he vented, and the woman got angry, and chased the man with only a piece of dry firewood. Wait, wait for these uncommon and rare things, but he said that the most miraculous thing he has ever seen is to see a group of people flying in the sky near Zhongnan Mountain, stepping on swords, like immortals, and it sounds real to him , but I know that no one in this dynasty can fly with a sword. I have even asked the Demon Emperor curiously about this, because some novels in my previous life were about cultivating immortals, and people in them can fly with a sword. Martial arts are called celestial arts, and you can sacrifice magic weapons or something. It sounds like a myth, but I know that the martial arts in the world of this dynasty are just ordinary kung fu, and there is no celestial arts.This is what the Yaohuang said personally, why do I believe in the Yaohuang, because although the Yaohuang is only in his thirties now, he has been walking the rivers and lakes for nearly 20 years. Martial arts such as Xianshu are not very secret, but he has never heard of it. At that time, he asked me what is Xianshu, asked me if I knew it, and asked me to use it to see it. This shows that There is no such thing as a cultivator in this arena.

However, Qingyalong was talking about Zhongnan Mountain. This mountain existed in this dynasty, but it was completely different from the Zhongnan Mountain that I knew in my previous life, and the terrain and region were also different. A map of the territory of the Huaming Dynasty, which contains all the places in the entire Huaming Dynasty, although some place names are the same as those in my previous life, such as Suzhou, Hangzhou, the Jiangnan area, the capital, etc. These place names are the same, But the address is completely different, the difference is far and wide, and the location of Zhongnan Mountain in this dynasty is the location of Qianshu Mountain in the allusion in my previous life, but there is no Shu Mountain in this dynasty.

Shushan is also called Tianling Fairy Mountain in my past life allusions. It is said that the people who go up the mountain are all refined people who practice swordsmanship. To grasp the spirit of the sword spirit, one must first learn to control the sword, and then to drive the sword. Finally, after reaching the state of controlling the sword, one can soar into the sky and fly with the sword. The difficulty can be imagined to be extremely high.

But those are just allusions from my previous life. There is no introduction to Zhongnan Mountain in this dynasty. Anyway, there are annotations on many places on the map, but there is no annotation on Zhongnan Mountain. I once asked my father about this, and he said where He has been there once, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the scenery is extremely beautiful, but the mountain is so high and the road is steep, so far no one has been able to climb to its peak. Back then, my father, the emperor of the Huaming Dynasty, walked up to the top He spent a day and a night in the mountains, but he has not yet reached the halfway point of Zhongnan Mountain, and he said that those mountain roads are difficult to navigate. After walking for a day and a night, he found that the mountain road behind was more difficult to walk. He could no longer go up half a step, so he had to go down the mountain together with a few big insiders.

It is precisely because the mountain road is difficult to walk, and everyone above knows that there is nothing wrong with it, so except for some lovers who are dating near the foot of the mountain, few people in Jianghu climb that mountain. Just kidding, it’s so high, so It's hard to do, and there's no oil and water to fish for. Who would climb that mountain when they're full, unless that person's brain is filled with water.

After a long time, no one has passed by this mountain. Qing Yalong just mentioned that the place where he saw someone flying with a sword was at the foot of the mountain. , he said that it was the foot of the mountain, it is conceivable, but Qingyalong said the foot of the mountain was much lower than that height, he said he only walked in the mountain for less than an hour, because he was the first The first time I went to Jiangnan area to collect bills, I have never been there, and the beautiful mountains, beautiful waters and beauties in the south of the Yangtze River, and the elegant scenery, he also became interested in playing. When passing by the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, he heard the local people say that Zhongnan Mountain is a great wonder there. Out of curiosity, he went for a walk, but he saw at least five people flying up the mountain at a very fast speed, stepping on swords. He went down the mountain and asked the locals, and they all said that he was looking at flowers. At first glance, because those old civilians who have lived in the local area for decades have never heard of the fairy flying sword. Later, because they didn't believe him, he didn't mention it again, but this time we chatted very happily with me. , I accidentally brought it up again, but he may have been frightened by the shock, and he must also know that I will not believe it, so it is only mentioned as a bragging.

However, my curiosity was aroused. I am very accurate in seeing people. Although this Qingyalong likes to brag and fart, but what he said is the real thing, and the location of Zhongnan Mountain It made me curious, so after hearing what he said, I couldn't help but blurt out another question: "Are those people all wearing fluttering robes, looking like immortals, with sword pins hanging on their backs?" Because I saw those actors pretending to be sword-cultivating immortals on TV in my previous life, I asked jokingly, if there were really immortal cultivators in this dynasty, their appearance would probably be similar to the ones I saw on TV.

But Qingyalong shook his head, held his mouth shut, waved his hand and said: "No, those people are not like that, son, I know you don't believe me, so just treat me as a braggart." Believe me, I was teasing him, smiled and didn't mention it again, as if he was willing to mention it again, because no one believed it, and he said too much, and it was useless.

Since he didn't want to bring it up again, I didn't bother to ask. Anyway, although I have doubts, I still believe in what the Demon Emperor has heard. If there are really some immortal cultivators, the world will probably spread the word a long time ago. No matter how secret it is, it's the same. Just like my walking corpse subordinates, witchcraft that has been lost for hundreds of years, I dare say that more than half of the people in the world have never heard of walking corpses, but half of them have. I have heard it, and I quite believe that he has experienced it.So this immortal cultivator I also take it as listening to the myth, but although Qingyalong has never told me a lie, I also believe that what he said about seeing someone flying with a sword is true, but he said Another thing is that when he went to Zhongnan Mountain that time, he drank a lot of wine. He said that he was a little dizzy after drinking wine, and his eyes were a little blurry, so maybe he was really delusional. is very possible.

Chatting and chatting, my spices have already been prepared, in fact, it is very simple to make this spice, I have seen the preparation method of this spice in Materia Medica, and I will never forget what I have seen, so although it is the first It's the first time to do it, but it's very fast. After the spices are finished, the work is more than half done.

The things I asked the younger brother to prepare earlier are actually complete, salt jars, spice materials, fragrant leaves, large pots, and horse glue.

Among these things, the big pot is used to mix spices, not to mention the salt shaker, I just apply the spices to the bottom and inside of it, and this horse glue is a very important thing, it is specially used to fix the spices On the salt jar, I didn’t have this kind of thing in my previous life, but there are many in this era. It’s a kind of compound, a natural resin in the rhizome of the old horse tree. Usually, ordinary people use it as 502 glue. Horse glue is very sticky, but although it is liquid, it can have a chemical effect with the fragrant leaves. As long as the horse glue is applied to the juice of the fragrant leaves, a chemical reaction will occur, and the horse glue will It will become a colorless, odorless and transparent gasification, and the fragrance of the fragrant fallen leaves will be protected by it, it will not volatilize, and it will not be affected by the outside world. Its fragrance is lost.

In fact, the effect of this method is not as good as the chamber pot made by pounding horse glue, special fragrant deciduous leaf juice or Tao Ye, but it can be used for emergency.

After I was done, looking at my special fragrant chamber pot, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. At this time, Qingyalong was even more surprised. He bent down, played with the salt jar in his hand, looked and looked, smelled and Hearing it, he laughed at me, and praised: "Young master, you are really skilled. This jar is exactly the same as that chamber pot. The leader of the gang will definitely not be able to see it, haha." He held the jar and wanted to go I handed it over to Fat Fusan, but I smiled lightly, grabbed him, and said cheerfully, "Brother Qingya, you will be exposed if you hand it over like this."

Hearing this, he looked at the jar strangely, then at me, patted his forehead suddenly, and shouted: "I'm so happy, I forgot about it, ha ha." After finishing speaking, he Randomly ordered a few younger brothers, and then ordered them to give them a huge task, that is, each of them took a bath to piss in.

Hehe, it seems that he is still a bit spiritual. If he doesn't urinate in, then the leader of Qingfengtang will know it's a fake at a glance, but the younger brothers murmured in embarrassment: "Deputy leader, we can't pull it out now. ah."

"If you can't urinate, then give me shit. Yes, I will give you five coppers if you pull it out." Qing Longya patted his chest and shouted. When the boys heard this, their eyes lit up, and five coppers were worth it to them. It wasn't too much to say, and then, as if there was a tacit understanding, they changed their words in unison: "Deputy leader, I don't know why, we are suddenly shitting, hehe, wait for us." After finishing speaking, a gust of wind blew by , these people ran to a corner with the chamber pot in their arms.

I looked at those guys who ran to defecate casually, couldn't help but smiled bitterly, and sighed: These people are really fighters among scumbags.

(End of this chapter)