Best Evil Emperor

Chapter 257 Emergency Situation (1)
Sure enough, money can make ghosts grind mills, and copper coins can make people urinate. Within a few minutes, those guys ran back happily, and the last one was holding the full chamber pot in his hand, pinching his nose. Walking over with strides, I only glanced at the chamber pot and almost spit out the overnight meal. I hurriedly waved to him and told him to quickly pour out the food inside.

When he heard it, he looked at me with a stern face, but since I am Qingyalong's friend and the producer of the chamber pot, I still walked to the corner with great reluctance, and murmured aggrievedly while walking: " Hmph, what is this? Telling people to urinate and then to pour it out, isn’t that for nothing.”

Although his voice was not loud, both Qingyalong and I heard it. I smiled bitterly. This guy is really stupid. I didn’t say anything, but Qingyalong’s temperament is hard to hide. Goo, and immediately yelled in that guy's direction: "He, Mr. Han tells you to pour it, you pour it, so much trouble, the chamber pot is just for the smell of urine, why don't you pour it and keep it?"

That guy heard what Qingyalong said, and hurried back from the corner, with a cracked smile on his face, he said, "So it's like this, it's all because I didn't think it through, hehe, Mr. Han, please don't look out." During the conversation, I also told them that my surname is Han Mingyu, but the way this guy apologized was really funny, which made me feel dumbfounded.

Now, everything is done, I gave Qing Yalong a wink, he understood what I meant at that time, he also pinched his nose and opened his mouth, took the special chamber pot from his little brother, crossed his legs Staggeringly, he walked towards the front of the team, in the direction of Fat Fusan.

Although he was walking in front of me, I didn't see his front face, but just looking at his wobbly back made me feel funny. He really has a talent for comedy. It's a pity that there is no comedian training center in this dynasty, otherwise he is as talented as he is The person who is here may have become a comedian long ago, instead of being a vice gang leader of some underworld.

Amid distracting thoughts, Qingyalong had already handed the chamber pot to Fat Fusan, saying that handing it over was considered gentle, but in fact it was more appropriate to throw it to him, a big man as rude as Qingyalong would definitely not be very gentle , So as soon as the chamber pot fell over and Pang Fusan caught it, he began to regret it a little, because although the urine in it had been poured out, some of it was still not cleaned, and it splashed on Pang Fusan.

Immediately, Fat Fusan became a little angry, but it was feigned anger, not real anger, a little comic anger, and then he quarreled with Qinglongya, but he started to listen while arguing. Qingyalong explained the story of how the chamber pot was found with great difficulty. Of course, he made up the story himself. In the end, the two reluctantly said goodbye, because Fat Fusan took the chamber pot and was going back to Qingfengtang. They do not get along with each other, but only when the two gangs get together, they will drink wine together, which can be called a friend in wine.

Just like when they came, the mighty Qingfengtang team followed Fat Fusan and left forward, and Qingyalong also went to Shiyu Kejian to give his sect master Yu Shiyu the good news that the matter had been completed, and then He said goodbye to me, but before he left, he patted his chest and told me that in the future, if you have any difficulties, you can find them at Linglongmen. I am their benefactor, and they will do their best to help me no matter what. no hesitation.

Of course, for me now, it’s just a matter of laughing. Anyway, making friends with the world is my first goal of leaving the palace this time, so I didn’t take it seriously, but then they really helped me a lot. Yes, that is something I am very grateful for.

But it's all for the future, and now we are all leaving the place, at this time, I also saw that Chen Yuanwai also came out of Longfengju, and took Zixue and Chen Yunxiao to the direction of Chen's mansion Went there, while walking, Chen Yunxiao and Zixue kept looking at me, but Zixue’s expression was no longer so angry, but she even made a grimace for me, her cute elf look really It made my heart move even more, but Chen Yunxiao's expression eased a lot, but he fisted me in a fierce manner, since his father was beside her, she could only follow him home , so they didn't rush up to hit me.But I can see that her posture is just a bluff, she is reluctant to hit me, but she pretends to be fierce on the surface for the sake of face, and now she has a little affection for me in her heart, and there is a sly look in her eyes The gaze, I can understand this gaze, she means to say: Hehe, I will let you live this time, although I don’t know what relationship you have with Linglongmen, but I am friends with Qingyalong, next time I will Just ask him your whereabouts, you can't escape.

Hehe, Qingyalong mentioned this to me. He said that Chen Yunxiao is not a bad-hearted girl, but she is also bold and cracked. Long is a good friend, and they often drink and drink together.

But Qingyalong also doesn't know my whereabouts. It seems that when I come back from Farland, I should tell him my whereabouts secretly, so that he can tell Chen Yunxiao, hehe, what Chen Yunxiao said on the surface is that The next time you catch me, you will make me die. In fact, you are saying that you should not run away so fast when you meet next time, and you will miss you.

She thought I couldn't understand the meaning in her eyes, so she just said it if she wanted to see me, and even made an excuse, she really didn't understand this woman.

After these two episodes, it was a bit late when I returned to the Maggi Inn. I went up to the second floor, and I was about to go to the room in the alley to find the Yaohuang. Unexpectedly, the Yaohuang came from one of the rooms. They came out, in fact, they rented two rooms before I arrived, but now that I’m here, they rent five rooms, one room for each person, except of course the room for the walking dead.

At this time, the room where the Demon Emperor came out was his own. When he saw that I was back, he smiled happily at me: "Mr.

I responded with a smile to him, waved my hand and said: "Hey, don't mention it, I encountered some inexplicable things, and it took a lot of time."

As I walked, I followed him to the door of his room. He looked around at the alleys on both sides, saw no one, opened the door gently, and said, "Master, let's go in and talk."

As soon as I walked in, I randomly found a chair and sat down, then picked up a pot of Biluochun on the table and poured it into a cup. At this time, the Yaohuang also sat next to me. I drank a small glass of wine and took a sip alone. Don't look at the demon king who doesn't drink tea at ordinary times. I didn't expect that he likes to drink fragrant tea. He just drank the daffodil tea that was drugged in Longfengju one cup after another. He drank more than half of that pot.

Seeing him drinking now, I couldn't help thinking of the scene in Longfengju, and joked: "You won't get tired of drinking for so many years, do you want me to send someone to buy you a pot of narcissus tea to moisten your throat? "

Hearing this, he smiled wryly, waved his hands and said, "Master, please don't hurt me. I don't think I dare drink that tea anymore. I have been in the rivers and lakes for nearly 20 years, and this is the first time I have been raped by someone." It's really ashamed to be sweaty and don't know what's going on."

In fact, the Yaohuang's trick this time is not accidental, nor is his ability to recognize poisons poor, but that Mongolian sweat medicine is an extremely rare type. To be honest, if it weren't for the ability to recognize poisons in my body that is invincible and immortal. I think I will be poisoned too. After reading this, I smiled at him and comforted him: "You don't have to blame yourself, it's not your fault. The medicinal powder contains black silk pollen, and the pollen-like place is It is very rare to get it, very rare, I think the only one who is willing to spend money to use that ingredient in Mongolian sweat medicine is Chen Yunxiao."

(End of this chapter)