The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 314 Zhang Guolao's paper donkey still has this effect?

In Gaotu Mountain.

A blue-white glow and a red glow flew down from the clouds, behind them was Zhang Guolao who was riding the auspicious cloud.

"Bring back the old paper donkey! It can't be eaten!"

The blue and white Xiaguang and the red Xiaguang stopped on a towering rock, Bingyi and Qilin looked at Zhang Guolao with a smirk, the Qilin was holding a paper donkey that was screaming and struggling constantly.

"Why are you so nervous? Just try it." Qilin said to Zhang Guolao.

"Brother Bingyi, come and show this brother our latest masterpiece." Qilin said with a bossy air.

"Brother? I'm [-] million years older than you, okay?" Bing Yi rolled his eyes, and a blue-white glow flashed in his hand, and a copy of "Postpartum Care of Female Donkeys" appeared in his hand.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I got confused." Bingyi showed an apologetic smile to Zhang Guolao on Xiangyun.

The "Postpartum Care of Female Donkeys" disappeared, and this time it was replaced with "Master Qinglong Teaches You How to Cook the Best Paper Donkeys".

"Look at this book." Bingyi showed the cover of the book to Zhang Guolao.

Zhang Guolao felt like he was about to spit out a mouthful of old blood. Could it be that he was too old to see the word "paper donkey" artificially pasted on it?
"Don't worry, we are recognized gourmets in the three worlds. I, Master Qilin, can assure you that your paper donkey will go very peacefully." Qilin patted his chest.

"You two don't want to tease the little old man, who in the whole Three Realms doesn't know that everything that falls into the hands of the two of you ends up with half of the body, that's because the ancestors burned incense." Zhang Guolao looked sad. .

"Don't be rambunctious, I'll give you two choices now. One is to leave, and the other is to come down and eat with us." Qilin replied.

Suddenly a dissonant voice broke in.

"what are we eating?"

Qilin said as a matter of course: "Of course it's a paper donkey. Eh?"

Bingyi, Qilin, and Zhang Guolao on Xiangyun looked towards the source of the sound.

A guy with a shape like an ordinary deer with a white tail, horse-like feet, human-like hands and four horns was looking at them suspiciously.

"Xingru?" Qilin called out in doubt.

Xing Ru, a famous musician in the Three Realms.

Legend has it that whenever immortals, Buddhas and animals pass by Gaotu Mountain, they will go to this musician to listen to music for a while.

However, since the scientific and technological capabilities of mortals developed a hundred years ago, Gaotu Mountain, a holy land of music, has been developed, and there has been no news of Yin Ru since then.

"You know me?" He asked suspiciously.

"This kid has amnesia, right?" Bing Yi squinted his eyes and looked at Xing Ru and said.

"That's just right. Brother Qinglong himself said that this thing has medicinal properties. Come to Xiaoxiu, the most famous doctor in the Three Realms today, Qimou, to help you treat it." While speaking, Qilin had already thrown the weak, pitiful and helpless paper donkey in his hand. to his face.

Xingru instinctively pounced on him, and once again controlled the restless paper donkey.

"Old donkey..." Zhang Guolao on Xiangyun let out a soft sigh.

"Don't worry, we will let it go back with its consciousness. After it goes back, you can find some toilet paper and make another one!" Qilin said nonchalantly.

"How can this be done?" Zhang Guolao still refused to give in.

"What? Do you want me to report to the Jade Emperor that you stayed up all night gambling with Uncle Cao?" Qilin threatened.

"You... how would you know!" Zhang Guolao's complexion changed drastically.

"Cut, there's nowhere in the Three Realms except for the forbidden land with a poor seal, my lord." Qilin said.

"Then...you two, please be gentle with the old donkey." Zhang Guolao saluted.

"Go, go." Qilin was a little impatient.

The paper donkey watched desperately as his master drove away on the cloud, and let out another miserable howl.

"Hehehe, don't worry, Uncle Qilin will love you well." Qilin seemed to be a strange Shuli at the moment, holding a lollipop to lure little loli.

A butcher's knife appeared in Qilin's hand, and he was about to gesticulate with the knife when he suddenly scratched his head.

"Bingyi, Brother Qinglong didn't say in the book where to start the saber?"

Bingyi said helplessly: "Throat, throat."

Qilin let out an 'oh' and was about to make a move, but only heard a 'tear'.

I saw that Xingru had already started to move his claws.

"Hey, don't worry, little Xingru, this can't be eaten raw, come and stand by and watch Uncle how I cut the knife." Qilin said seriously while holding the butcher's knife to the paper donkey's throat superior.

"My child, I will cut meat like this in the future." Ignoring the miserable howl of a certain paper donkey, the famous killing god Qi has successfully cut the paper donkey's throat.

Immediately, little stars appeared in Xingru's eyes, with a look of extreme admiration.

Bingyi saw that Qilin started to make a move, the blue and white rays of light flowed in his hands, and three sets of standard western food props appeared.

"Huh? Do you want to make donkey chops? Hahaha, that's exactly what I want." Qilin smiled strangely.

Bingyi also showed a sinister grin that seemed a bit eerie to the paper donkey.

The paper donkey felt that he was really unlucky today.

He just went to the Tianma Room to find his favorite mare, A Tao. Although he felt a little dizzy when he came out, he just thought it was the wrong feed.

Who knew that when he regained consciousness, he would be kidnapped by these two so-called famous gourmets from the Three Realms in front of him.

It is said that the consciousness of the Xiaotian dog that was eaten last time is still waiting to be rebuilt by Zhenjun Erlang.

He wants to run, he wants to fight for his own destiny, he thinks he can save it again.

"Can you cooperate with me?" Qilin forcibly pushed the paper donkey's head down again.

Well, the paper donkey took back the words that he could still save it, and he resigned to his fate.

After an hour and a half.

With the departure of the paper donkey's consciousness, Bingyi and Qilin put the paper donkey's body into the container prepared in advance.

At the side, Xuan Ru smelled the fragrance, and a hint of longing appeared on his cheeks.

"Xiao Rulai, I'll give it to you first." Qilin took good care of the junior and said with a smile as he put the finished donkey dish on the plate in front of him.

Xuan Ru couldn't bear the smell of the overflowing aroma anymore, and quickly wiped out the food with a few big mouthfuls.

It's just that after eating the donkey chops, the trace of confusion and confusion in Xingru's eyes disappeared, and a trace of clarity appeared in his eyes.

He turned his head and saw Bingyi and Qilin who were eating donkey chops.

"Xingru refer to Bingyi Dragon Ancestor, and Qilin Grandfather." Xuanru hastily saluted.

"You remember?" Bingyi and Qilin looked stunned.

"Yes... At the beginning, I lost consciousness because I accidentally swallowed a small bottle that a mortal fell into the mountain. Until now..." Xuanru said a little embarrassed.

Bingyi and Qilin looked at each other and laughed: "It's good if you think about it, it's all right. Today there are no elders or juniors here, only fan friends."

He laughed like a fool.

"Come on, eat another piece." Qilin gave another piece to Xingru.

After finishing all this, he lowered his voice and said to Bingyi: "I didn't expect Zhang Guolao's paper donkey to have this kind of effect. I'll have to steal it a few more times when that guy recovers."

Bingyi showed a look of 'children can be taught': "I agree."

Then the two laughed strangely.

(End of this chapter)