The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 315 Let's make an assumption, from now on you are your friend

The entire Three Realms were in a commotion because of a piece of news.

The notoriety in the Three Realms spread far and wide, and everyone was worried about it, and the two guys who saw the fairy urine actually opened a psychological clinic from Liang!
On a towering rock in Kunlun Fairy Mountain, a resplendent and resplendent building exudes dazzling sunlight with the words 'Qibing Psychological Rehabilitation Center' written on it, and it is now waiting for its first customer today.

Inside the building, Bingyi was wearing a purple Scottish dress and looked resentfully at the Qilin who was talking to him with a proud face.

"Look at this dress that perfectly combines the distinctive features of Huaxia and Country Y's costumes. It's not that I'm blowing Bingyi. If you go out wearing this dress, you may be able to charm a large group of girls."

"Then why don't you let me wear it? Do you think you look like a doctor in a white coat? It's clear that you are a killer who caused patients to die because of a wrong treatment plan." Bing Yi retorted.

Qilin glanced in the direction of the gate, and found that there seemed to be no one before explaining: "Brother, can I call you brother? If it weren't for Qingluan sister who came to me a few days ago, I said that I was preparing to open a clinic. Do you think so?" Am I willing to do this? You should help me out, and I will personally take you to country F to see the latest women’s clothing show there.”

"Cough~ What nonsense! Is Bingyi that kind of LSP?" Bingyi said while snatching a ticket from Qilin.

"Are you willing to cooperate now?" Qilin rubbed his hands.

"For the sake of this matter, I will reluctantly agree to you." Bingyi pretended to be serious.

Qilin rolled his eyes, and didn't pay any attention to this good-looking guy who took advantage of it.
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Ding-dong-
A crisp bell sounded, and Bingyi immediately returned to the appearance of an assistant.

Qilin smiled secretly while putting on the glasses placed on the table next to him, looking like a mortal who specializes in deceiving people and teaching animals.

Qilin waved a red glow, and the door opened automatically.

A man wearing a white sportswear and a peaked cap walked in slowly with a curious expression on his face.

"Welcome to Qibing Psychological Rehabilitation Center. I am Qimou, the attending physician here. Our prices here are fair and fair, and we strive to give every patient the feeling of returning to home." Qilin's rhetoric is extremely proficient.

"Hello, Dr. Qi, it's like this. Me, I have a friend who always feels that someone is beating him when he sleeps, but when he woke up and looked in the mirror, he found that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, so he asked me to ask." The man explained road.

Qilin frowned pretendingly and thought about it.

"You didn't describe it concretely enough, so let's make a hypothetical hint. From now on, you are your friend! We can only deduce the detailed situation if we fully assume the role! That Xiaobing..." Qilin pointed The man coughed lightly after he finished speaking.

But completely unresponsive.

Qilin turned around suspiciously and saw Bingyi's drowsy appearance.

"Xiaobing! What kind of work attitude do you have? Believe it or not, the doctor fired you." Qilin raised his voice.

A certain ice dragon pretending to be an assistant did not fluctuate in his heart, and even yawned to show his respect.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, my assistant's menstrual cycle has been a little messed up recently, so you sit down first, and I'll get the tools." Qilin said as he came to Bingyi's side and grabbed him and walked towards a room together.

When Bingyi and Qilin entered the room.

"Brother, you don't have to perfunctory me like this, do you?" Qilin said with a hint of helplessness in his tone.

"I said, are you really stupid or fake stupid? That's 鹸鵌, who in the whole Three Realms doesn't know that if one of its three heads sleeps over every night, the other two heads will attack the sleeping head together." Bing Yi rolled his eyes. .

"Hey, what should I do? This is the first business deal. If Qingluan's sister comes to pester me again, I won't be able to come up with a new excuse." Qilin looked helpless.

"Well, you delay here for a while, I'll call that kid Baxia over here." Bingyi said with a smirk.

"What's the use of looking for Baxia?" Qilin wondered.

"200 years ago, Ba Xia fought with Cone Cone, and both of them are old acquaintances." Bing Yi explained.

"Is there such a thing? Why haven't I heard that Baxia kid talk about it?" Qilin was a little skeptical.

"Nonsense, that brat Baxia lost, you are willing to say such a shameful thing?" Bing Yi rolled his eyes.

Just as Qilin was about to continue answering, the voice of 鵸鵌 from outside the room came in.

"Doctor Qi, I'm a little sleepy, are you alright?"

Qilin rubbed his temples helplessly, took a deep breath and said, "Okay, here we go."

Immediately, Qilin pulled open the door, and Bingyi had already turned into a blue-white glow and disappeared in place.

When Qilin stood in front of Cone, Cone was already leaning on a leather sofa, drowsy.

"Doctor Qi, do you think we should start now?" He asked.

"Come on." Qilin nodded slightly and took out a pocket watch out of nowhere.

After Qilin read a few words that even he didn't understand, he fell into a deep sleep.

A pure black glow flashed above the head of the 鵸鵌, and a strange beast Xu Ying, which was shaped like an ordinary crow with three heads and six tails, suddenly appeared.

"Ah, I finally have the chance to come out, the Buster."

"I, Ba Boben, can finally be the master."

One of the three heads drooped, and the other two opened their heads one after another.

But with this opening, the temperament of an old cross talk actor was immediately exposed!
"Bunboba, how dare you imitate me? Believe it or not, I'll kill you?" The head who called himself "Bunboba" yelled at the head that called himself "Bambunba".

"Come on, if my tyrant doesn't kill you today, I will take your surname." The self-proclaimed tyrant head retorted.

Under Qilin's stunned gaze, the two heads were so mouth-to-mouth, no, it should be head-to-head and bit each other.

The middle one of the three heads seemed to have lost consciousness, and felt no pain at all.

"This is a long time experience. It's the first time I saw myself arguing so fiercely with myself. If you choose the most capable existence in the whole three realms, I, Qilin, would call you the strongest." Qilin was helpless Said.
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boom--
A loud noise raised a large amount of dust, and Ba Xia's head poked in through the gap in the destroyed wall.

"Uncle Qilin."

"It's just in time, come to Baxia, today there is a grievance to avenge a grievance, and a vengeance to avenge." Qilin said, pointing at the 鵸鵌.

When the enemy met, he was extremely jealous.

Baxia's eyes turned red the moment he saw Cone Cone, and he turned around resolutely and pointed his tail at the sleeping Cone Cone.

"Stinky boy, you sneaked up on me while I was eating, let's see how I deal with you today."

Qilin only had time to hear Baxia say such a sentence, and then a pungent smell of green onions and leeks, spread by a gust of wind, quickly penetrated into his nose.

Just taking a sip, Qilin felt as if he had returned to the sunset of a certain year, he was smoking a cigarette and wearing a green vest, screaming about the scene of youth streaking.

When Bing Yi arrived in time with his team, only one doctor Qi was found unconscious in a shabby white coat, and the other two had disappeared.

(End of this chapter)